:00:20. > :00:28.Hello, welcome to the One Show with Alex Jones and Matt Baker.
:00:28. > :00:33.Tonight's guest does have world class whiskers, looks good in black
:00:33. > :00:43.lad and likes a big sloppy kiss. We could not get the sea lion so
:00:43. > :00:51.please welcome Bill Bailey! You must have kissed plenty of animals.
:00:51. > :00:55.Yes, I have. That was not the question I was anticipating. We
:00:55. > :01:01.have got a lot of animals in our house. You end up, in a moment of
:01:01. > :01:09.emotion, you might give a little peck on the whiskers. Do you have a
:01:09. > :01:17.parrot? We have several. Birds, they will touched their peak to
:01:17. > :01:32.your lips. It is quite sweet. Hello, Molly, they say. She is a parrot.
:01:32. > :01:35.Last week pile up on the Isle of Sheppey crossing in Kent has
:01:35. > :01:41.highlighted that we are at the time of year when fog can be an issue.
:01:41. > :01:47.Later, we have advice on how to drive safely in fog. Carrie Grant
:01:47. > :01:51.goes on an interesting journey. Martin Lewis will tell us how to
:01:51. > :01:55.get the best interest rates on savings accounts. If you want to
:01:56. > :02:02.get any interest, the first step is to make sure your money is safe.
:02:02. > :02:09.Do not panic. I am not stealing this. It is a fake cash machine. It
:02:09. > :02:12.is called Anthony and I'm planting him on a busy high street in London
:02:12. > :02:18.because attempts to steal bank cards and pin numbers have trebled
:02:18. > :02:22.in the past year. This is the latest attempt to raise awareness
:02:22. > :02:27.of the crime among the public. We no cash machine fraud exists. We
:02:27. > :02:30.have been told what to look for. Why does it keep happening? Fraud
:02:30. > :02:36.have been told what to look for. at the cash machine is profitable,
:02:36. > :02:41.often run by organised gangs. These are fitting a skimming device to
:02:41. > :02:46.this one, to read card details and record pin numbers and steal your
:02:46. > :02:50.cash. They were caught and convicted. The police say they have
:02:50. > :02:56.to remain one step ahead of criminals. Together with the
:02:56. > :03:01.banking industry, may have come up with this pretend cashpoint machine
:03:01. > :03:08.with extra features. They are designed to look like a normal
:03:08. > :03:11.machine. They have something in there that they can take the data
:03:11. > :03:19.from a card. That will slot into there that they can take the data
:03:19. > :03:25.the cash machine. What is this? It is a camera. It looks rough and
:03:25. > :03:32.ready. If you open it, you will find inside it is a simple camera.
:03:32. > :03:37.In a vice or that, I would suspect it. There has been a camera bar on
:03:37. > :03:48.this all of the time. We are filming now. It is that? And it has
:03:48. > :03:54.a pinhole. There is nobody behind me so I do that. It is clear. To
:03:54. > :04:00.read again while you cover it up with your other hand. -- do it
:04:01. > :04:06.again. A careful are we when we draw money? We are using Anthony to
:04:06. > :04:13.find out. It is obvious the machine is not real. It is hollow. The sign
:04:13. > :04:19.is handwritten. Bits of it come off in your hand. And the wire, out the
:04:19. > :04:29.back, leads up here, into the shop a bar. Do you think anyone can be
:04:29. > :04:38.fooled? So we hide in the shadows and wear it. Some seem curious.
:04:38. > :04:44.Some are not convinced. But the first people are retracted. We are
:04:44. > :04:54.from the One Show. First thing, it is plugged into the shop. There is
:04:54. > :05:02.a handwritten sign. That comes off. Your card is inside! Where else
:05:02. > :05:04.would it be? I am embarrassed. There is couple spotted something
:05:04. > :05:10.would it be? I am embarrassed. was not right. Sorry to bother you,
:05:10. > :05:19.can we have a word? You did not put your card in. That came away. It
:05:19. > :05:26.looks dodgy. Despite it looking dodgy, customers kept rolling in.
:05:26. > :05:34.You put your card in? Yes. I was not looking. It looked odd, but
:05:34. > :05:39.then I thought I would try it. The his people were not horrified at
:05:39. > :05:50.being fought. If this was a scam we could have got away with it --
:05:50. > :05:54.fooled. The vast majority of cash by machines are safe but we need to
:05:54. > :06:01.take more responsibility to keep ourselves and our money saved.
:06:01. > :06:04.That is scary. Martyn Lewis, the money-saving expert is with us. I
:06:04. > :06:12.imagine you have a routine around a money-saving expert is with us. I
:06:12. > :06:17.cash machine. If it is stand-alone, do not go near. Supermarkets, you
:06:18. > :06:23.can see everybody's pin number. People do not hide them. I call it
:06:23. > :06:29.the four finger system. You put your hand over and I put four
:06:29. > :06:34.fingers on keys that do not represent the number I am pressing
:06:34. > :06:39.necessarily. It is more different - - difficult for people to see what
:06:39. > :06:45.you are pressing. I feel awkward about hiding my pin number. That is
:06:45. > :06:50.a terrible British thing. Do not feel that you are rude. Hide your
:06:50. > :06:55.pin number. If everybody does it, you will not feel awkward. Just
:06:55. > :07:01.because he looks honest, he could be trying... I could be a Ford
:07:01. > :07:15.staff. I hide the pin number from myself! -- fraudster. Other big
:07:15. > :07:21.news this week is that there is an investigation into banks and
:07:21. > :07:25.building societies because of a rates where banks offer a high
:07:25. > :07:29.interest accounts and bring the interest rate down a year later.
:07:29. > :07:34.They say it is a trick. You disagree. No money, I agree with
:07:34. > :07:38.the regulator. Some people want these to be banned, which would be
:07:38. > :07:47.detrimental in the low interest rate environment. We used to call
:07:47. > :07:55.them bonus rates. There was a savings account available that paid
:07:55. > :08:00.2.5% of the interest rate which was a bonus last in a year. If you have
:08:00. > :08:05.an account, it is variable, they can drop it, they could Tropic next
:08:05. > :08:11.week and that happens. With this rate -- trumpet. With this rate, it
:08:11. > :08:16.is a minimum rate guarantee. It cannot drop below the amount and
:08:16. > :08:21.that savings account is still the best by now because while it can
:08:21. > :08:28.drop, nothing else is paying more. I look for accounts with a decent
:08:28. > :08:50.bonus rate. Of course, you have to be ready to switch. This is new. It
:08:50. > :08:58.is made from polymer fibre. Thanks for your advice. I would keep that!
:08:58. > :09:07.The man from the Bank of England is following me! We have entered the
:09:07. > :09:12.season when fog can cause problems on the roads. Look at the accident
:09:12. > :09:19.that happened in Kent last week. Thankfully, no one was killed. But
:09:19. > :09:24.it is awful when you drive into fog. There are things you can do to get
:09:24. > :09:30.through it safely. This is Carrie Grant.
:09:30. > :09:36.Eddie rain, high winds, weather conditions that can make driving
:09:36. > :09:45.potentially dangerous. There is one phenomenon drivers do not seem to
:09:45. > :09:51.be able to handle well. Fog. The initial reports suggest 30 cars
:09:51. > :09:58.were involved. I grabbed my child and we ran as fast as we could. The
:09:58. > :10:04.130 vehicles were involved. 30 people were taken to hospital. Ms
:10:04. > :10:08.drivers adjust their behaviour and know they should slow down. I am
:10:08. > :10:15.riding in similar conditions faced by those motorists who crashed in
:10:15. > :10:23.fog last week. I am doing it in an advanced simulator. They are coming
:10:23. > :10:30.in close. We are going at 30 and it feels fast. That really has got
:10:30. > :10:41.four key. I have to go at ten miles per hour to see the lorry -- foggy.
:10:41. > :10:44.This is the Transport Research Laboratory that investigates
:10:44. > :10:48.accidents. They have discovered that fog affects the driver in an
:10:48. > :10:53.unexpected way, which is very shocking. When people hit bad
:10:53. > :10:57.weather conditions they slowdown and they are more vigilant. They
:10:57. > :11:04.put the lights on. What can happen to many is that we can get used to
:11:04. > :11:11.it. When you have been driving in fog, you might speed up. So some of
:11:11. > :11:17.our speed up? We do not have the view out of the window. There is no
:11:17. > :11:24.visual clue to say that you wondering whatever that speed might
:11:24. > :11:29.be. Rather than leaving the house and at putting the fog lights on,
:11:29. > :11:33.it is constantly evaluating, not concentrating on the car in front.
:11:33. > :11:38.The worst thing is to follow everybody else assuming Bano what
:11:38. > :11:44.they are doing. Assess the risk and drive accordingly. I feel that fog
:11:44. > :11:49.is mesmerising and you are transfixed on the road, not looking
:11:49. > :11:54.at your speed. Different people do different things. Some people do
:11:54. > :11:58.not look at the dials and overcompensate, focusing ahead of
:11:58. > :12:04.them. That is not great because you cannot see, you have lost a lot of
:12:04. > :12:13.side vision. The clues you would have about speed you are travelling.
:12:13. > :12:17.Recognise what speed you are doing and slowed down. Also if you are
:12:17. > :12:22.driving in a rural environment, in a town, and you are at a junction,
:12:22. > :12:25.turn the radio down, open the window, can you hear the traffic?
:12:25. > :12:30.Use everything available to you to window, can you hear the traffic?
:12:30. > :12:36.drive safely. And make sure you know how to turn on your fog lights.
:12:36. > :12:39.Most -- many people do not know where they are.
:12:39. > :12:45.What is scary is that people react differently. Everybody is confused.
:12:45. > :12:53.Wind the window down so that you can hear the traffic. I never put
:12:53. > :13:04.my headlights on either. You listen? It is just what I do.
:13:04. > :13:12.Everything refracts. This is a strange show we have had money in a
:13:12. > :13:18.glass of wine. Qualmpeddler, you are back on tour. Does your father
:13:18. > :13:34.come to these? He is 82? He likes comedy. My dad, his comedy was The
:13:34. > :13:43.Goons. He likes left of centre, D. He will give me the odd word of
:13:43. > :13:53.advice. -- comedy. Do as he like the television showed their Killing.
:13:53. > :13:58.You talk about it on stage. It is in Danish apart from the odd word.
:13:58. > :14:15.There was a scene in the police station. The subtitle said thanks
:14:15. > :14:27.for the coffee, SPEAKS IN DANISH. When they find the body. SPEAKS
:14:27. > :14:52.WORDS SIMILAR TO ENGLISH. And last week, I was performing in
:14:52. > :14:58.Sweden, and even they were saying, yes, that is how it is. You have got
:14:58. > :15:02.a lovely set there. It is very flamboyant. That is the deluxe
:15:02. > :15:08.a lovely set there. It is very version of my show. It is not the
:15:08. > :15:15.whole of the second leg, just one at the end. I am not counting forests
:15:15. > :15:18.around the whole of Britain. No, I have got grass on the stage, which I
:15:18. > :15:27.always wanted to have, as it looks great, trees and lights and
:15:27. > :15:33.shrubbery. It is very rural. And later, I will tell you exactly how I
:15:33. > :15:37.drive on stage. This show, you try to keep it as topical as possible,
:15:37. > :15:44.so what do you make of Alan scared, the founder of UKIP, leaving to
:15:44. > :15:50.start his own party? Did he not say he thought UKIP was getting too
:15:50. > :15:54.extreme? I think that is true. I think UKIP had a bit of a burst of
:15:54. > :16:00.extreme? I think that is true. I attention, because of Nigel Farage,
:16:00. > :16:04.he seems like this jolly chap, you always see him with a pint, but as
:16:04. > :16:08.soon as anybody tried to examine their policies, everything fell
:16:08. > :16:17.apart, because they did not have one. I talk about this in the show.
:16:17. > :16:22.Policy, do we have one? ! Sort of like, no women in the bar area, and,
:16:22. > :16:30.smoking in hospitals, that will do. So, I can understand it, I imagine
:16:30. > :16:33.he is horrified. Let's look at entertainment news. Obviously,
:16:33. > :16:43.strictly come dancing is the big thing at the minute. Is it? !Would
:16:43. > :16:49.you ever appear on it? I will tell you what, I would, if aliens were
:16:49. > :16:55.holding the world to ransom, and one of their conditions for the release
:16:55. > :17:00.of the world was that I appeared on X Li. I know it is not very likely,
:17:00. > :17:12.but then, I might go, all right, then. So, there is a chance, is what
:17:12. > :17:22.you are saying. Let's not tell him we have done it. Done what? !
:17:22. > :17:29.Doesn't matter. Anyway, you can see Bill on tour, going all around the
:17:29. > :17:44.country. It is not a coastal tour! It is me on a dinghy, and fishing
:17:45. > :17:47.boats! Do it, then! We know that you love creatures great and small, as
:17:48. > :17:55.we spoke about at the beginning. Yes, I do, I love this table, it is
:17:55. > :18:04.like a Perspex rib cage of a massive wail. And you either like the creepy
:18:04. > :18:08.Crawley ones. Yes, we have got a lot of insects in our house. Some
:18:08. > :18:14.friends of ours came to dinner, and their present was six Madagascan
:18:14. > :18:18.cockroaches. I said, quite rightly, normally, people bring a bottle of
:18:18. > :18:24.wine, but they are marvellous pets, actually, and the hissing bit is
:18:24. > :18:29.true. You are going to love this, in your honour, we have sent George
:18:29. > :18:36.McGavin to meet the daddy of them all. This ferocious looking beetle
:18:36. > :18:42.would not seem out of place in a tropical jungle, but it is in fact a
:18:42. > :18:46.home-grown is dag beetle. It mainly lives in gardens across south-east
:18:46. > :18:50.England. It is the biggest British beetle, and one of the most
:18:50. > :18:54.beautiful. Being so big, you would think they would be easy to study,
:18:54. > :19:00.but in fact, they lead incredibly secret lives. They have got huge
:19:00. > :19:04.antlers, which are actually modified mouthparts, but don't worry, they
:19:04. > :19:09.cannot bite. The adults do not use their jaws for feeding. In fact, the
:19:09. > :19:14.adults hardly feed at all. One of the eating is done by the larvae.
:19:14. > :19:17.Stag beetle larvae spend up to seven years hidden underground, munching
:19:18. > :19:23.through rotten wood and building up fat reserves to power their adult
:19:23. > :19:27.lives. When they finally emerge, they only live for about six weeks.
:19:27. > :19:32.Their sole purpose in life during that short time is to find a mate,
:19:32. > :19:40.so eating is the last in on their mind. I have come to royal Holloway
:19:40. > :19:44.University of London to meet a specialist, who has spent 13 years
:19:44. > :19:49.understanding the detail of their extraordinary lives, starting with
:19:49. > :19:54.the larvae. They rub their legs together, on one leg, they have
:19:54. > :19:58.ridges, and on the other leg, little teeth. They move their legs
:19:58. > :20:04.backwards and forwards across those which is. It is a bit like bagging
:20:04. > :20:11.your fingernail over a piece of coal. That's right. We can just
:20:11. > :20:15.stick this down the side, and let's see if they make a noise. At first,
:20:16. > :20:20.this one does not seem too keen to speak to me. General rule with
:20:20. > :20:34.watching wildlife is that when you want them to do something, they
:20:34. > :20:37.never do. There it is. It is a really clever trick, when you are in
:20:37. > :20:43.darkness, feeding underground, to make noises, to tell your mates
:20:43. > :20:47.where you are, or not to come to close. Debra's latest findings have
:20:47. > :20:50.revealed that it is not just stag beetle larvae which operate in the
:20:50. > :20:57.dark. To find out more about that, we need to look at the beetles in
:20:57. > :21:02.a. She has discovered that adult stag beetles are far more active at
:21:02. > :21:06.night than anybody had realised. So, I have brought a specially modified
:21:06. > :21:11.camera, with infrared lights, so that we can see them, but they
:21:11. > :21:16.cannot see us. It shows how important their sense of smell is,
:21:16. > :21:22.because they they are relying on their antennae. Females release a
:21:22. > :21:27.pheromone which males can detect across several gardens. Once he has
:21:27. > :21:33.found her, he does something quite surprising. The mail is using his
:21:33. > :21:40.mandibles to hold the females still, putting them over her
:21:40. > :21:43.shoulders. I always thought the mandibles were only used to fight,
:21:43. > :21:49.but clearly, they have a very important secondary function. All
:21:49. > :21:54.the time they are making, the male, he has got tiny hairs, he is
:21:54. > :22:00.touching the female, tasting the female's head. All of this is going
:22:00. > :22:03.on in pitch darkness, but through our specialist cameras, we are
:22:03. > :22:10.getting a unique glimpse into the world of the. Beetle I am absolutely
:22:10. > :22:17.amazed, I have never seen it in this light. This one is a much bigger
:22:17. > :22:21.male. The smaller mail has been bullied away, but is not giving up
:22:21. > :22:33.that easily. Here is the other one coming back. I have never seen this,
:22:33. > :22:39.ever, in my life. The this.This is fantastic. But while egg antlers are
:22:39. > :22:45.handy in battle, being big is not necessarily best. He cannot quite
:22:45. > :22:50.hold her with his mandibles, as the other one could, so, a really big
:22:50. > :22:53.male has not got much of an advantage when it comes to mating,
:22:53. > :22:57.because he cannot keep his lady where he wants him. It has been
:22:57. > :23:03.wonderful to witness these not turn up antics. We might be in a
:23:03. > :23:07.laboratory, but just imagine, all of this drama and passion is being
:23:07. > :23:11.played out under cover of darkness in back gardens all over the
:23:11. > :23:20.south-east of England. Very intimate. But it was a good film. A
:23:20. > :23:26.brilliant exhibition is coming back to the Natural History Museum. Yes,
:23:26. > :23:32.And It Is A Showcase For Fantastic Images, Some Of Which We Have Here.
:23:32. > :23:38.. This Is Two Very Wet Looking Lions In The Serengeti. They are not as
:23:38. > :23:45.miserable as they look, because they can actually lick the rainwater off
:23:45. > :23:47.each other. It is a majestic shot. . This one is off the
:23:47. > :23:50.each other. It is a majestic shot. . This one is off coast of Egypt,
:23:50. > :23:58.hoovering up seagrass by the bucket load. It is amazing. And this one is
:23:58. > :24:02.called the race for life, a jaguar after its favourite prey, the
:24:02. > :24:07.largest rodent in the world. In this case, it escapes, as it usually
:24:07. > :24:14.does, but one out of ten, they get crunched. And we have got a
:24:14. > :24:19.wonderful portrait of you, George, . She is called Dora, she is a
:24:19. > :24:24.four-year-old orangutan orphan in Sumatra. We have been filming for a
:24:24. > :24:30.3-part series on BBC One, all about primates all over the world. That,
:24:30. > :24:39.for me, is wonderful. You are a patron of that very course. Indeed.
:24:39. > :24:43.It is time to add more names to the mix of great British people who you
:24:43. > :24:51.can vote into the National portrait Gallery. And it is the turn of two
:24:51. > :24:56.women who are equally deserving. Barbara Windsor, Faerie Queene of
:24:56. > :25:01.acting, and a true East End. Born near here, in Shoreditch, she is as
:25:01. > :25:08.British as they come, as British as a cup of tea, fish and chips or
:25:08. > :25:12.Christmas pantomime. Oh, yes she is. Known as the archetypal dolly bird,
:25:12. > :25:19.she starred in nine carry on films. The first one was Carry On Camping.
:25:19. > :25:25.When you think of her, you get a smile on your face. You just think,
:25:25. > :25:32.Barbara Windsor is here, everything is good to be all right. With such
:25:32. > :25:37.effervescence, some might underestimate her as an actress, but
:25:37. > :25:45.don't. She has been nominated for a BAFTA, and also for a Tony award,
:25:45. > :25:51.for her Broadway appearance in Oh, What A Lovely War! Away from the
:25:51. > :25:53.razzmatazz of showbiz, Barbara Windsor has proved she really has
:25:53. > :25:58.razzmatazz of showbiz, Barbara got a heart of gold. I got it for
:25:58. > :26:07.services to entertainment, and actually, Amy would help Barbara
:26:07. > :26:14.with her lines for EastEnders, but Amy would have to be Peggy Mitchell.
:26:14. > :26:19.For 16 years, we watched her cat fights, her affairs, her battle with
:26:20. > :26:27.breast cancer. I am not some cuddly little old lady. I am Peggy
:26:27. > :26:31.Mitchell, I am old East End. Her irrepressible personality and
:26:31. > :26:35.trademark volcanic larva have made sure that she is one of the most
:26:35. > :26:49.recognisable faces - and voices - in the country.
:26:49. > :26:58.Dame Jocelyn is a pioneering campaigner for racial equality. For
:26:58. > :27:05.60 years, she has demonstrated total commitment to fight for, influence
:27:05. > :27:11.and encourage opportunities for others, particularly black women,
:27:11. > :27:14.like myself. As a 29-year-old, arriving in 1950s Britain, she came
:27:14. > :27:22.face-to-face with racial discolouration. They are not
:27:22. > :27:26.clean... Not prepared to tolerate the prejudiced, she helped to found
:27:26. > :27:31.the Campaign Against Racial Determination, which saw it become
:27:31. > :27:35.illegal to prejudice against anybody based on the colour of their skin.
:27:35. > :27:41.The strength and courage that Dame Jocelyn showed at that time was
:27:41. > :27:45.quite incredible. We should not underestimate that she was a black
:27:45. > :27:50.woman in a white male dominated world. As a senior teacher, she
:27:50. > :27:57.pioneered the introduction of multicultural education in the
:27:57. > :28:01.1960s. Her impact on British culture through her work in universities and
:28:01. > :28:05.schools how the light up to the United Kingdom and made Britain look
:28:05. > :28:11.at itself. She helped make the kind of society that we live in now. Dame
:28:11. > :28:15.JOcelyn Barrow should be a role model to us all, having dedicated
:28:15. > :28:18.her life to fight for equality for everyone, encouraging individuals to
:28:18. > :28:29.do their best, make a difference, and, like her, never give up on a
:28:29. > :28:34.dream of a better future. Now, there are 12 nominees, and you can vote
:28:34. > :28:40.for your favourite when the lines open on Friday. But if you want see
:28:40. > :28:43.them all now, you can go to The One Show website. Earlier in the show,
:28:43. > :28:52.we were talking about the best way to drive
:28:52. > :29:08.You were listening closely when we talked about driving in fog. I was
:29:08. > :29:13.trying to say do not drive with headlines on full beam. I was not
:29:13. > :29:20.saying I did not drive without headlights! On tomorrow's show, Sir
:29:20. > :29:21.Terry