:00:23. > :00:30.Hello. Welcome to the One Show with Alex Jones. And Matt Baker. There
:00:30. > :00:34.are plenty of funny people called Brand - Russell and Katy. But
:00:34. > :00:37.tonight's guest is the comedy world's leading Brand - Jo Brand!
:00:37. > :00:44.APPLAUSE Yes! Because you have been on the show so many times, we like
:00:44. > :00:49.to think of you as our own Brand! How many times can we say "Brand"?
:00:49. > :00:56.A few more! Well, are you one of those people who likes a good
:00:56. > :00:59.natter on public transport? No. You sit and get your head down?
:00:59. > :01:02.look at the floor and grunt at people that try and speak to me.
:01:03. > :01:07.Very miserable. Have you noticed these that are popping up around
:01:08. > :01:14.the Tubes of London at the moment? You have? Yeah? If you step on
:01:14. > :01:21.someone's toes, please ask for a dance. Loud music prohibited unless
:01:21. > :01:26.you singalong too. Rudeness attracts Tube mice! Then fixed
:01:26. > :01:31.penalty - all sweeties must be shared and chocolate. It might make
:01:31. > :01:36.- some Londoners can be miserable. It might cheer them up a bit?
:01:36. > :01:42.are funny. They are. They are good. I put one next to me saying, "Yes,
:01:42. > :01:46.I would like a sandwich!" LAUGHTER But, no, I think they are good
:01:46. > :01:51.laugh. They do bring a smile. are not encouraging people to stick
:01:51. > :02:01.them up. They are very funny. these dramatic pictures were taken
:02:01. > :02:03.
:02:03. > :02:07.in the village in Devon today. you live in one of the many areas
:02:08. > :02:11.that have been flooded, you will be interested in this next invention.
:02:11. > :02:18.It is a brilliant flood defence system that could keep communities
:02:18. > :02:21.dry. But it does come at a price. The recent floods were a stark
:02:21. > :02:26.reminder of the chaos and misery flooding has brought in recent
:02:26. > :02:30.times. But now, one community is turning to a revolutionary new
:02:30. > :02:34.flood barrier which they hope will offer future protection. In 2009,
:02:34. > :02:39.there was a devastating flood here in Cockermouth. It is hard to
:02:39. > :02:43.believe that that is the level that the water reached on Main Street,
:02:43. > :02:48.destroying dozens of businesses and leaving hundreds homeless. The
:02:48. > :02:53.Cumbrian floods claimed the life of one police officer and caused �276
:02:53. > :03:00.million worth of damage. One of those who lost her home and her
:03:00. > :03:05.business is sandwich shop owner Julie Rickerby. Nice to meet you.
:03:05. > :03:08.And you. It rose so fast, that's what people couldn't believe. It
:03:08. > :03:14.was like a tsunami. When you got into the shop after the floods,
:03:14. > :03:18.what did it look like? It was covered in thick mud. It just
:03:18. > :03:24.didn't look like our shop. We always had it looking so nice. It
:03:24. > :03:29.was so soul-destroying. With having it at home as well and then coming
:03:29. > :03:33.here, it was - you looked and thought, "Where do I start?"
:03:33. > :03:37.resilience of locals have helped the community bounce back, but with
:03:38. > :03:42.more than five million people living or working in flood-risk
:03:42. > :03:46.areas, there is a massive need for greater flood protection. Here, in
:03:46. > :03:51.the West Midlands, one particular business believes they have the
:03:51. > :03:56.answer. A self-closing barrier that only deploys when the floodwater
:03:56. > :04:00.approaches. You can see when a river breaks its banks, how
:04:00. > :04:06.terrifying and how quickly that water is moving. And many, many
:04:06. > :04:09.more homes in the UK are needing protection from this kind of
:04:09. > :04:12.overflow. What you have got here is a model which can explain to us
:04:12. > :04:18.what would happen in Cockermouth. Take me through it? Once the
:04:18. > :04:22.barrier is in place, it is designed to deploy before the floodwater
:04:22. > :04:25.reaches it. The water is rising. Once it gets to this level here...
:04:25. > :04:30.It would break the riverbanks. the time it reaches where the
:04:30. > :04:34.barrier is, the barrier starts to deploy. The waterfalls down into
:04:34. > :04:38.the barrier and then pushes the barrier up? So as the water is
:04:38. > :04:43.coming at it, the barrier is going up. How do you know it is going to
:04:43. > :04:47.work? It's got to work. The design of that - the only way that cannot
:04:47. > :04:51.go up is if somebody changes the law of physics overnight. These
:04:51. > :04:56.barriers have a 100% success rate. One of the unexpected benefits is
:04:56. > :05:03.what jobs are coming back to the UK? Every cloud has to have a
:05:03. > :05:06.silver lining. We are bringing manufacturing to the UK. Instead of
:05:06. > :05:09.being manufactured in the Far East, everything is manufactured here and
:05:09. > :05:13.a lot of it in the Midlands. Frank has been installing this flood
:05:13. > :05:19.barrier all over the world but this is the first time the Environment
:05:19. > :05:22.Agency has used it in England. The residents of Cockermouth part-
:05:23. > :05:27.funded the installation of the flood barriers to the tune of �1.5
:05:27. > :05:30.million, raised through fund- raising and by asking their local
:05:30. > :05:35.authority to increase their council tax. Other flood-hit towns could
:05:35. > :05:39.consider the same plan of action. You are now building flood defences
:05:39. > :05:44.- we can see them. Could they have protected against that kind of
:05:45. > :05:49.event that you saw? No, they couldn't. Most lifetime flood also
:05:49. > :05:53.be protected by this scheme, covering some 360 houses, 50
:05:53. > :05:56.businesses in Cockermouth, costing �4.4 million. The local residents
:05:56. > :06:00.have been closely involved in the look of the defences as well. You
:06:00. > :06:07.can see it is stone-faced. We are in the Lake District National Park.
:06:07. > :06:10.There will be glass barriers on the top of walls. A lot of money has
:06:10. > :06:14.been spent. How much are you investing across England and Wales?
:06:14. > :06:18.Over the course of this Government, until 2015, we will be spending in
:06:18. > :06:23.excess of �2.1 billion in England and Wales on flood. The average
:06:23. > :06:30.value of flood defences means that for every �1 invested we get �8
:06:30. > :06:34.worth back of damage averted. That's music to the ears of
:06:34. > :06:40.Cockermouth residents who hope the new defences will withstand any
:06:40. > :06:45.future flooding. You are back in the shop. It looks amazing now.
:06:45. > :06:48.have been here 22 years now. So I was determined I was going to get
:06:48. > :06:52.back. We know you have got these flood defences coming in. Are you
:06:52. > :06:59.hopeful they will stop some of the flooding? The defences they have
:06:59. > :07:05.put in now would stop an ordinary flood. I just feel that you can't
:07:05. > :07:10.stop water and so I think if it did happen again, it happens. With
:07:10. > :07:16.those floods we have seen - they are all coming round. Every few
:07:16. > :07:21.months. Anita, I have been up there in Cumbria before. It is incredible
:07:21. > :07:24.the resilience of the people up there. You were involved in a life-
:07:24. > :07:28.changing experience? Yes, I went to Workington. Their bridge had come
:07:28. > :07:32.down because of the floods. The One Show went up. They opened this new
:07:32. > :07:40.bridge. Without it, the residents had to travel 18miels to get from
:07:40. > :07:45.south of Workington to north of Workington -- 18 miles. We went to
:07:45. > :07:50.open the bridge. I spoke to the residents of Cockermouth. Really
:07:50. > :07:53.resilient people. In the film, Louise touched on how council tax
:07:53. > :07:58.payments go towards helping fund these flood defence systems. How
:07:58. > :08:01.does it work in terms of residents' contributions? Cockermouth have
:08:01. > :08:05.raised �1 million for their flood defences. Some of that has been
:08:05. > :08:10.paid by the council, some is being paid by local businesses, but some
:08:10. > :08:13.of it has been paid by residents through their council tax which
:08:13. > :08:18.isn't unusual. Gloucestershire and Essex do the same. What's different
:08:18. > :08:22.about Cockermouth is they voted to see whether or not they should
:08:22. > :08:27.raise their council tax to pay for it. 62% said yes. It went through.
:08:27. > :08:32.You might think it is not a huge majority, 38% voted no. Some people
:08:32. > :08:36.do live on the hills so they are not affected by the flooding.
:08:36. > :08:40.However, Cockermouth town centre is severely damaged. You have to
:08:40. > :08:44.remember people's homes, livelihoods and lives were lost in
:08:44. > :08:48.the floods. In 2009, the floods were so bad, the worst floods they
:08:48. > :08:53.have had in 500 years. That is how disastrous it was for the area. So
:08:53. > :08:59.this new flood defence system is incredible. Jo, you were saying
:09:00. > :09:04.your Mum lives in Ludlow? It was hit by a flood. The river rose and
:09:04. > :09:08.half of a house got swept away by the bridge and it was amazing. As
:09:08. > :09:12.you looked at it, it was like a doll's house, you could see the
:09:12. > :09:20.dressing gown on the door and the whole half of the house...
:09:20. > :09:24.whole gable end? I bet she thought, "I wish I had Hoovered!" LAUGHTER
:09:24. > :09:29.You don't realise how fragile houses can be, that something as
:09:29. > :09:33.powerful as water can destroy buildings that you think are so
:09:33. > :09:38.strong. I know. Louise was making the point where the water came to.
:09:38. > :09:43.Thank you. Now, here are the nurses and the medics working on the very
:09:43. > :09:48.busy NHS ward... What an attractive bunch they are(!) There's the
:09:49. > :09:53.Getting On crew. The series shows the lighter side of things. We
:09:53. > :09:58.asked a group of nurses to share some of their experiences involving
:09:58. > :10:03.hospital patients. There's everything. The retrieving of
:10:03. > :10:12.objects from various places. We have had to have lockSmiths in to
:10:12. > :10:18.remove people from being intwiened with each other. -- entwined with
:10:18. > :10:23.each other. You don't realise you have been duped at the time. We had
:10:23. > :10:28.to ask what time a child last ate or drank prior to surgery. She said,
:10:29. > :10:37."No, he had nothing." This boy piped up and said, "Yes, I have, I
:10:38. > :10:42.had the cake out of my party bag because you didn't give me any
:10:42. > :10:46.breakfast!" This gentleman had dementia and he was adamant I was
:10:46. > :10:54.his wife. He told me he loved me. He wanted to hold my hand. I had to
:10:54. > :10:56.draw the line when he tried to kiss me. That was a step too far!
:10:56. > :11:01.annoying drunks around Christmas time and in the winter. If they
:11:01. > :11:04.have soiled their clothing, we couldn't send them home in that, so
:11:04. > :11:09.we used to have a competition between a lot of the nurses to see
:11:09. > :11:13.what outfit we could get them to go home in. My one, I managed to get a
:11:13. > :11:19.man in his late 20s home in a red dress and Wellington boots. We
:11:19. > :11:22.always let them go an hour before the buses started running! LAUGHTER
:11:22. > :11:29.Excellent. It is brilliant to know they have a bit of fun. Thank you
:11:29. > :11:33.to the nurses from Romford and Croydon. That is where you filmed
:11:33. > :11:38.the series? Yes. It was a working hospital. How did you fit filming
:11:38. > :11:45.in around that? They closed down a couple of the wards. We took over
:11:45. > :11:51.one of them. Coming - I would come in and if I went out to get a
:11:51. > :11:58.coffee, people would say, "Can you tell me where gynaecology is?"
:11:58. > :12:02.course. Would you make it up? like... Over there! I guess you
:12:02. > :12:06.fell back into your nursing roots. You did want to help people out?
:12:06. > :12:10.am like that all the time! I am always throwing people on the
:12:10. > :12:14.ground trying to give them heart massage(!) In series three, Nurse
:12:14. > :12:19.Kim has moved to a brand-new hospital. They are struggling to
:12:19. > :12:26.deal with the equipment. They are. Can we move it up? That's good.
:12:27. > :12:31.Excellent. Kim, can you make sure she doesn't roll forward? Can you
:12:31. > :12:35.not get it back down? No, you are going to squash her now. Kim, the
:12:35. > :12:41.knees are... Can you not make the whole thing come down flat? That's
:12:41. > :12:47.better. You have to hold her. can't. I'm pressing the button.
:12:47. > :12:57.Move it more towards me. Perfect. If I hold her, can you... Have you
:12:57. > :12:59.
:12:59. > :13:04.got her? I'm holding her. Can I go for my break now?! APPLAUSE That is
:13:04. > :13:07.just brilliant. It is. You co-wrote the series as well, didn't you?
:13:07. > :13:11.Nurses sure I will have commented on how realistic it is? Was that
:13:11. > :13:14.something that was important to you while you were creating it? Yes, it
:13:15. > :13:19.was really important. I wanted to do something that was funny, but
:13:19. > :13:23.also tragic at the same time. I think that is very hard to do and
:13:23. > :13:29.it is a real challenge. And also that reflected the sort of drudgery
:13:29. > :13:34.of life on a ward because it's not all kind of gorgeous doctors and
:13:34. > :13:39.gorgeous nurses. In my case, obviously, it is(!) LAUGHTER What
:13:39. > :13:44.is the secret? It is not as if it is stand-up gag after stand-up gag.
:13:44. > :13:49.It is real-life. It is quite black, isn't it? Yes, it is very dark. I
:13:49. > :13:54.think the pace is quite slow. Actually, weirdly, we took jokes
:13:54. > :13:58.out rather than put them in. I'm terrible because I'm - Vicky and
:13:58. > :14:03.Joe are actors. I want to come across in the background and do
:14:03. > :14:09.one-liners. I kept getting told off! Stop that! You are making it
:14:09. > :14:15.too much like a sitcom. So we tried to make it really natural. Do you
:14:15. > :14:21.ad lib to make it sound like that? We do. We don't learn the script
:14:21. > :14:26.word-for-word. We try and do it in our own words. Yes. You won a BAFTA
:14:26. > :14:31.for the last series. Where does... What happened there? Huge
:14:31. > :14:36.congratulations for that. Thank you. Where does the plot go this time
:14:36. > :14:41.round? Well, I can say that there are major traumas going on in the
:14:41. > :14:45.life of all three of us which is sort of different. But they are not
:14:45. > :14:49.- it is not something like an alien has landed in the front room and we
:14:49. > :14:54.have to cook it tea! There are things that happen to ordinary
:14:54. > :15:00.people. For the characters, they are traumatic. Also, Hilary, who is
:15:00. > :15:07.the modern matron, has come back now working for a private company
:15:07. > :15:13.assessing, doing a time and motion study. He is as irritating as he
:15:13. > :15:17.was before! It's moved on. They are making a pilot in the US of the
:15:17. > :15:27.series? They are. They have rewritten the script so it's
:15:27. > :15:30.
:15:30. > :15:36.American. Gwyneth Paltrow is playing me! Who is playing you?
:15:37. > :15:40.would like Rosanne to do it! Have you put any political messages in
:15:40. > :15:45.this? Your experience and your husband works within psychiatric
:15:45. > :15:49.care. Anything there you are trying to have...? You have to be very
:15:50. > :15:54.careful not to have, not to overlay it with too much political
:15:54. > :15:59.preaching. We have tried to make it natural. We had to second-guess
:15:59. > :16:03.what would happen with the Health Service Bill. We didn't know
:16:03. > :16:09.whether it would go through or not. There are political points very
:16:09. > :16:14.gently made, I would say. OK. Well, the new series starts at 10.00pm
:16:14. > :16:18.next Wednesday on BBC Four. Jo, we will be testing your nursing
:16:18. > :16:23.knowledge. I have to go out! LAUGHTER We are going to see
:16:23. > :16:27.whether you can guess whether these are nursing implements or gardening
:16:27. > :16:32.implements? Are you implying I am so old that I might have used
:16:32. > :16:36.those? No. It was perfect. You did work in a garden centre as well at
:16:36. > :16:44.some point. I did. I had the most boring job that anybody could ever
:16:44. > :16:49.have. I pulled the heads of flowers! LAUGHTER We will test you
:16:49. > :16:53.later on. Lots of performers suffer from stage fright. None more so
:16:53. > :16:57.than a young singer who battled crippling shyness to become a
:16:57. > :17:00.worldwide hit. Carrie meets the man who had to send in the clowns to
:17:00. > :17:08.make it on stage! # Baby, I chose this lonely life
:17:08. > :17:13.# It seems it is strangling me now. Leo Sayer's career began with seven
:17:13. > :17:22.top ten hits in a row. He found himself at number one 30 years
:17:22. > :17:25.later with this remix. # I still... #
:17:25. > :17:31.Sounds like he was a natural. Not exactly. When he first got his
:17:31. > :17:39.break as a singer, he was so nervous he had to do it in disguise.
:17:39. > :17:44.# Baby... # This track, The Show Must Go On,
:17:44. > :17:47.took Leo to number two. It had been a painful journey. I didn't have
:17:47. > :17:53.much confidence in myself. I had confidence in my songs. How was I
:17:53. > :17:59.going to perform them? Leo started working with a writer and producer
:17:59. > :18:05.who introduced him to Adam Faith. Adam was wonderful that he was all
:18:05. > :18:08.about original talent and he was behind Sandie Shaw. He loved being
:18:08. > :18:17.a mentor, taking on a protege and taking them through the business,
:18:17. > :18:21.which is what he did with me. was Adam Faith seeing in you?
:18:21. > :18:26.Although he had a lot of hit records, he didn't really have the
:18:26. > :18:34.greatest voice in the world. He loved singers. And he looked on me
:18:34. > :18:38.as like his kid. So he said to me, "Basically..." Sorry. I get
:18:38. > :18:48.emotional. "It is like you are my son, you have the voice I always
:18:48. > :18:50.
:18:50. > :18:55.dreamed of." He saw in this nervous kid the artist I could become.
:18:55. > :18:58.I knew I was different to any other kids. How to express that, God
:18:58. > :19:05.knows how. I remember years of walking around in London not
:19:05. > :19:10.talking to a soul, just like trying to invent something, invent myself.
:19:10. > :19:15.David Bowie would say the same. We created a character that was in us.
:19:16. > :19:22.Leo found the image he was looking for in one of his favourite films.
:19:22. > :19:31.There was a movie, a beautiful French film. There's a character in
:19:31. > :19:39.it, an actor who doesn't say a word. His performance always entranced me.
:19:39. > :19:44.I wanted to be like him. I took on the guise of the clown. The
:19:44. > :19:49.storyteller. What was he hiding? Nothing, really. I became that
:19:49. > :19:55.character. I found my confidence through it. He used the image for
:19:55. > :20:00.one year exactly and then gave it up. It launched a run of 15 chart
:20:00. > :20:07.hits for him. Despite this success, he hasn't always had a smooth ride
:20:07. > :20:13.with the music industry. A lot of the lyric of The Show Must Go On is
:20:13. > :20:20.criticising the industry, or saying, "I want out." Yes. It is like a
:20:20. > :20:23.premonition of what happens later? Totally. I got ripped rotten, I
:20:23. > :20:27.almost went bankrupt. You have to say it like it is. That song was
:20:27. > :20:32.about saying what it is. I have been a rebel and I am still a rebel.
:20:32. > :20:39.I still fight the industry. Life imitates art and sometimes art
:20:39. > :20:43.imitates life. Be careful of what you write because it will come true.
:20:43. > :20:48.After a period in the wilderness, Australia at least, he had a
:20:48. > :20:55.surprise number one with this remix of Thunder In My Heart. He is now
:20:56. > :21:01.about to embark on a UK tour. When you look back at that young clown
:21:01. > :21:05.on the stage, how do you feel about him now? Yes, he is part of it. I
:21:05. > :21:10.know that guy so well. He is very important. I would never do it
:21:10. > :21:14.again. I think that belittle the whole thing. You have to leave
:21:14. > :21:20.those things behind. I find it sad when people tend to carry that
:21:20. > :21:30.image on and on and on when they get older. You have to move on. I
:21:30. > :21:31.
:21:31. > :21:40.know that character and he does work with me every night. Wow! What
:21:40. > :21:48.a story. Jo, take us back to 1973 and Hastings Pier? I saw Leo Sayer
:21:48. > :21:54.dressed up as a clown doing a show. Was he good? Yes. Was he? Yes. I
:21:54. > :22:00.had 23 barley wines! LAUGHTER weird that we have had that story
:22:00. > :22:10.because Dave doesn't cope with the limelight. Really? There we are.
:22:10. > :22:15.LAUGHTER You must be a fan of '80s pop? Your character in Getting On
:22:15. > :22:23.is called Kim Wilde? That's right. Well, I just - I feel bad saying
:22:23. > :22:29.this. I hated the name Kim because there was somebody at school I
:22:29. > :22:33.didn't like and she was called Kim. Actually, I love Kim Wilde and she
:22:33. > :22:37.and I did a very odd TV show together. I told her that I was
:22:37. > :22:41.going to use her name and she said, "I will come and lie in a bed." I
:22:41. > :22:48.thought it would be great... That would be excellent. Is she in this
:22:48. > :22:51.series? No. I hope she will be. the Conservative Party Conference
:22:51. > :22:57.finished yesterday but 25 years ago, Margaret Thatcher's Tory Conference
:22:57. > :23:07.was in danger of being overshadowed by a prison riot. Lucy Siegle has
:23:07. > :23:07.
:23:07. > :23:12.been to meet the man in the centre of the drama.
:23:12. > :23:17.Peterhead prison is one of the most remote prisons in the UK. 25 years
:23:17. > :23:20.ago it was a scene of one of Britain's worst ever prison
:23:20. > :23:26.disturbances, involving one Prison Officer in a terrifying hostage
:23:26. > :23:31.ordeal and eventually leading to an historic intervention from the SAS.
:23:31. > :23:35.Peterhead was one of the first hard labour prisons built in Scotland.
:23:35. > :23:40.By 1987 it was home to some of Scotland's worst criminals. And
:23:40. > :23:44.tensions were rising. The prisoners were angry at the harsh conditions
:23:44. > :23:49.and the distance their families had to travel to visit. The initial
:23:49. > :23:53.trouble began when 50 inmates started destroying everything in
:23:53. > :23:59.sight. Most of the rioters soon gave themselves up. A few prisoners
:23:59. > :24:04.climbed up into the roof of D Wing ready to take on any attempts to
:24:04. > :24:13.oust them. The prisoners managed to grab Prison Officer Jackie Stuart.
:24:13. > :24:19.For him, it was the beginning of a terrible five-day ordeal. I was
:24:19. > :24:24.getting attacked. I got the knife off him. I thought it was an
:24:24. > :24:28.isolated case. We were taken upstairs and into a cell and held
:24:28. > :24:31.there while they chased the staff out. Then they started smashing up
:24:31. > :24:38.the place. The hostage-takers were in prison for violent crimes. It
:24:38. > :24:44.was thought that they had nothing to lose. As the country watched,
:24:44. > :24:47.they regularly hauled Jackie Stuart out on to the roof. How did you
:24:47. > :24:53.feel knowing your wife and family were seeing these images? I knew
:24:53. > :24:58.what was going on. It was worst for them. You only saw what was on the
:24:58. > :25:06.roof. The siege at Peterhead Jail has entered a fifth night. Three
:25:06. > :25:11.violent men, one of whom is a convicted killer, has been holding
:25:11. > :25:19.hostage Jackie Stuart... decision was made to send in the
:25:19. > :25:24.SAS. Deploying the elite force proved to be controversial.
:25:24. > :25:32.course, the Tory Conference was starting that day, or the next day,
:25:32. > :25:39.that is why Margaret Thatcher had to say, "Get them out."
:25:39. > :25:45.operation lasted six minutes. had masks on of course. "I'm the
:25:45. > :25:50.officer." He took me up through the roof. He said, "Run along there."
:25:50. > :25:57.I'm running along this ledge, about this width, 60 feet up. I wouldn't
:25:57. > :26:00.have done it in daylight! Today, the working conditions in Peterhead
:26:00. > :26:04.are very different. This old Victorian prison is soon to be
:26:04. > :26:10.replaced by a new �90 million super-jail due to open in autumn
:26:10. > :26:15.2013. Housing inmates from Aberdeen and Peterhead, the new prison will
:26:15. > :26:19.be the first of its kind in Scotland. It will be the first
:26:19. > :26:24.community-facing prison in Scotland. That is a brand-new concept for us.
:26:24. > :26:28.We will have adult male, young offenders, females, remands, all in
:26:28. > :26:33.the same jail. The prisoner population will be from the North
:26:33. > :26:43.East of Scotland. 25 years after he was held hostage, how does Jackie
:26:43. > :26:43.
:26:43. > :26:47.Stuart now feel about the prison? Later on, you get flashbacks. It
:26:47. > :26:55.doesn't bother me. I had the family. Is it something you are conscious
:26:55. > :27:01.of, the fact that it is an anniversary? Yes, it was my wife's
:27:01. > :27:10.birthday the same day! LAUGHTER birthday and the hostage situation
:27:10. > :27:14.come together. So you wouldn't forget it, like. Thank you. Jo, you
:27:14. > :27:22.ready? Time to test your medical knowledge. Go on then. With this
:27:22. > :27:30.wonderful game... Nurse or Nursery! wonderful game... Nurse or Nursery!
:27:30. > :27:36.APPLAUSE This is one of the classics! Brilliant. I was a
:27:36. > :27:39.psychiatric nurse and I was useless. I might not get any right. We love
:27:39. > :27:44.a disclaimer(!) Half of these objects are medical implements,
:27:44. > :27:52.half of them are gardening implements. You need to guess which
:27:52. > :27:59.is which. Shall we start with this one? What is it? We are all
:27:59. > :28:09.thinking the same! We are. Let's not go down that route. Gardening.
:28:09. > :28:11.
:28:11. > :28:18.And the answer is - it is - it's a grape storage jar. Really? What
:28:18. > :28:23.about this one here? Is this Nurse or Nursery? There's two of them.
:28:23. > :28:32.know. It is one thing. It's a collective thing. Well, let's say
:28:32. > :28:36.it's Nurse. Let's find out. It's Casualty! It has to be Nurse.
:28:36. > :28:46.something to get your tonsils out. What takes your fancy? What about
:28:46. > :28:48.
:28:48. > :28:56.this one? That looks... This is hard. I would say that's Gardening.
:28:56. > :29:01.Nurse or Nursery? It's Nurse. It's a dynamometer. You squeeze it and
:29:01. > :29:05.it tells you how hard you can grip. This one, quickly. What is that?
:29:05. > :29:15.I'm tempted to say that is gardening. It is so dirty. Would
:29:15. > :29:15.
:29:15. > :29:19.you put that anywhere near...? is! It's a daisy grabber! Good luck