:00:12. > :00:16.?4.1 million worth of fake goods have been seized this week in
:00:17. > :00:19.Southampton. So will you be getting a fake Christmas present, all will
:00:20. > :00:37.you be giving one? Welcome to the show. Our two guests
:00:38. > :00:44.this evening have never met. No, but he loves her. But she doesn't know
:00:45. > :00:49.who he is. Please welcome a leggy, redheaded singer from Liverpool and
:00:50. > :01:05.a cheeky comic from the east end. It's Cilla and Micky!
:01:06. > :01:17.Come and have a sit down. What are your first impressions of each
:01:18. > :01:27.other? He's gorgeous. I've always liked a younger man. Much younger
:01:28. > :01:35.than me. Things are going well so far. I will obviously go for the
:01:36. > :01:42.meal. It might get a bit awkward. But we'll have a lot to talk about.
:01:43. > :01:48.We have. Because you are a bit gabby on the telly. Yes. I used to watch
:01:49. > :01:54.you and think, that's how I want to be! So many have. Moving on
:01:55. > :02:01.slightly, where do you stand on Christmas cards? Have you sent any
:02:02. > :02:09.yet? Of course I haven't. I've sent all my foreign ones. But I haven't
:02:10. > :02:17.had one back from the people I've sent them to. Not yet, but they will
:02:18. > :02:22.come. Does your wife do the Christmas cards? Are you married?
:02:23. > :02:34.Yeah. Don't worry about that. She does all of that. I wouldn't do it.
:02:35. > :02:39.I wouldn't send cards. Andrew Lloyd Webber was in the other day and he
:02:40. > :02:49.said we need a few Christmas cards. He's right. This one, very nice,
:02:50. > :02:53.good taste, it's from a viewer called Andrew Tait. He says, Merry
:02:54. > :03:01.Christmas 2013. Thank you for another year of early evening angst
:03:02. > :03:07.reduction. We are many things to many people. This is from John
:03:08. > :03:24.Horne, an avid watcher. We will put this up. Send your cards in. Make
:03:25. > :03:28.sure that we get one. Do put your e-mail address on there. If you send
:03:29. > :03:38.us a card, we will send you something back. Don't promise! We
:03:39. > :03:48.like the correspondence. You send New Year 's cards, the ones you have
:03:49. > :03:52.an send Christmas cards to. Al get ready for the next item. This is a
:03:53. > :03:57.bit of a moral dilemma. Where do you stand when it comes to buying,
:03:58. > :04:01.giving or receiving fake goods for Christmas? Put those on. With
:04:02. > :04:04.millions of pounds worth of counterfeit goods seized at one UK
:04:05. > :04:09.port this week, our question is, would you own up to giving your
:04:10. > :04:15.loved ones something you know is counterfeit? Are these real? Yes. In
:04:16. > :04:20.that container over their Christmas presents with estimated retail value
:04:21. > :04:22.of ?4 million, but not of them are going to make it under your tree
:04:23. > :04:28.this year. That's because they are fake and have been seized by the UK
:04:29. > :04:31.border force. Southampton is Britain's second busiest container
:04:32. > :04:37.terminal, with around 1 million units passing through the port each
:04:38. > :04:44.year. Straightaway I recognise this. These would sell for a couple of
:04:45. > :04:47.thousand for a real one. If that had been an original item it would have
:04:48. > :04:53.been thousands of pounds. It is very difficult to tell that it is a copy.
:04:54. > :04:59.We got some trainers here. I can tell, because I've spent my life
:05:00. > :05:03.around trainers, the stitching isn't quite up to standard. These are a
:05:04. > :05:07.couple of hundred pounds for a legit pair of those. This looks like an
:05:08. > :05:13.aircraft carrier toy of some port - Max sought. Open it up and it is
:05:14. > :05:19.expensive belts. Replica belts. Handbags for women. These, this time
:05:20. > :05:24.of year, for a little kid, a kid wouldn't know they were real or
:05:25. > :05:28.not. NEETs the packaging is quality. Unfortunately, it's only
:05:29. > :05:35.when you use it that it will fall apart or, at worse, a dangerous for
:05:36. > :05:41.the child. We estimate the crime cost is ?1.3 billion in the UK. That
:05:42. > :05:46.is lost profits for the trader and lost collection of taxes. Did you
:05:47. > :05:54.get rid of this? The goods are destroyed. Despite border force's
:05:55. > :05:58.best efforts, plenty of these fake goods make it onto our streets. It's
:05:59. > :06:03.then up to us to decide whether it's worth buying to save a few quid.
:06:04. > :06:10.It's something of counterfeit, would you still buy it? Nope. I probably
:06:11. > :06:16.would. It looks the same. Would you feel wrong for doing that? Not
:06:17. > :06:21.really, no. You would rather pay the full price? Yeah. It's not right,
:06:22. > :06:26.you are ripping off the people who are making the real products. These
:06:27. > :06:33.glasses, ?150 in the shop, you can get them from the market for ?20.
:06:34. > :06:37.Would you buy them? I would be tempted. It defeats the object of
:06:38. > :06:44.Christmas, you want it to be special, real. Can you tell that is
:06:45. > :06:47.fake? If you had the real and the fake one in your hands, you could
:06:48. > :06:54.probably tell. If someone gave it to you, you'd struggle to tell whether
:06:55. > :06:58.it was fake or not. I would buy it for myself. I wouldn't buy it for
:06:59. > :07:02.someone else. What if you received a present that wasn't real for
:07:03. > :07:06.Christmas? Would you feel a bit embarrassed to say, thanks for the
:07:07. > :07:14.present, but you do realise it wasn't real? I'd never say that.
:07:15. > :07:17.We've been talking about this. Where do you stand? Would you be happy to
:07:18. > :07:24.wear something that was fake or rather not do it at all? I would
:07:25. > :07:33.wear a fake thing. You wouldn't, Cilla? No, it's not worth it. It's
:07:34. > :07:40.like those people who wear... Cubic zirconia. As opposed to a diamond.
:07:41. > :07:47.But if people can't afford it and they also want to feel... I don't
:07:48. > :07:54.care. If I find a rich fella... There's a way. You can get some good
:07:55. > :08:00.quality ones, but what effect are they having on the economy? Quite a
:08:01. > :08:05.big effect. To the tune of ?1.3 billion. When you factor in the
:08:06. > :08:09.revenue lost, the jobs lost and sales lost. People are incredibly
:08:10. > :08:17.concerned about this. And the fact it has become normalised to buy a
:08:18. > :08:23.fake. A lot of people are doing it. It does have an effect. It is not a
:08:24. > :08:26.victimless crime that people may think it is. This one looks
:08:27. > :08:39.brilliant. I wouldn't know the difference. But it does smell of
:08:40. > :08:48.plastic. Does it? Is it illegal? Is not illegal to have it but it is to
:08:49. > :08:57.sell it. Have they just changed the name? The fact is that these are
:08:58. > :09:06.successful fakes, because they look quite real. Smelling a woman's
:09:07. > :09:10.Bagh, I've never done that on TBB for! There are health and safety
:09:11. > :09:15.applications as well. If you look at toys, if they haven't been through
:09:16. > :09:20.the relevant checks... And sunglasses, do you know they have
:09:21. > :09:26.the UV filters and protect your eyes? It depends on the product as
:09:27. > :09:31.to the dangers. I'd be tempted, that is lovely. The real one would set
:09:32. > :09:40.you back quite a lot of money. You see, that one is real. It doesn't
:09:41. > :09:45.look real, look at the stitching! Tonight, we want to hear from you.
:09:46. > :09:49.With two weeks to go toe Christmas Day, we're asking you this
:09:50. > :09:55.question. Are counterfeit goods acceptable as Christmas gifts? If
:09:56. > :10:00.you think they are acceptable, text, show yes. If you think they
:10:01. > :10:09.are never a gift, then text, showed no. Texts will be charged at your
:10:10. > :10:19.standard message rates. All you can sign in and vote online.
:10:20. > :10:25.We've been following the story of our next film over three years, and
:10:26. > :10:30.it keeps getting more and more shopping. A self-styled church
:10:31. > :10:33.promising cures for life-threatening conditions including AIDS and
:10:34. > :10:42.cancer. But the reality couldn't be further from the truth. Three years
:10:43. > :10:48.ago, the One Show exposed a scam cancer cure called Miracle Mineral
:10:49. > :10:53.Solution. But it was no magic potion. It was actually a hazardous
:10:54. > :10:57.chemical as dangerous to humans as drinking industrial strength bleach.
:10:58. > :11:03.It is banned from sale in the UK. We thought we had seen the last of
:11:04. > :11:09.it... Until now. This is the genesis to church. It's self-styled
:11:10. > :11:14.reverends claimed their special cleansing water can cure all manner
:11:15. > :11:18.of diseases. It all looks frighteningly familiar. Could one of
:11:19. > :11:24.these products actually be the banned substance? We've discovered
:11:25. > :11:26.the genesis church has been holding seminars across the UK, teaching
:11:27. > :11:30.people the secrets of their cleansing water. We sent one of our
:11:31. > :11:35.team undercover to find out what those secrets are. To get into the
:11:36. > :11:40.seminar, our producer has told them he is desperate to find help for a
:11:41. > :11:42.sick relative. But they want to make sure he's a genuine client and
:11:43. > :11:58.hasn't been sent by the authorities. This is the Reverend Leon Edwards,
:11:59. > :12:03.and he's in charge of security. Our producer is then welcomed by the
:12:04. > :12:07.organiser of the seminar, the Reverend Mark Christopher. Remember,
:12:08. > :12:10.some of the people here have got life-threatening illnesses and the
:12:11. > :12:31.claims are extraordinary from the reverends.
:12:32. > :12:41.They show the people attending the course how to make up the miracle
:12:42. > :12:47.cleansing water for themselves. That is sodium chloride, the dangerous,
:12:48. > :12:48.bleach like a chemical that was sold as Miracle Mineral Solution. But
:12:49. > :13:12.they don't like to call it that. They clearly know the authorities
:13:13. > :13:23.would still be interested in what they are up to today.
:13:24. > :13:32.They are using M M S as the base for what will eventually be their
:13:33. > :13:36.cleansing water, a chlorine dioxide solution that is also dangerous for
:13:37. > :13:41.human consumption. And the students handle sodium chloride without any
:13:42. > :13:46.safety precautions. What we are making is enough to cure 800 people
:13:47. > :13:51.of malaria, like that. So what do the experts think? We are showing
:13:52. > :14:04.our footage to the head of research for a leading cancer charity. What
:14:05. > :14:07.do you think? It's appalling. The people promoting these treatments
:14:08. > :14:11.are making false claims, not based on any scientific evidence. They
:14:12. > :14:15.could be doing patients with severe disease is really serious harm.
:14:16. > :14:20.These are really potent chemicals. The side-effects are tissue damage,
:14:21. > :14:25.inflammation, nausea, all of that. It wouldn't have any effect on the
:14:26. > :14:29.disease. They shouldn't be taken by anyone. And the price of being
:14:30. > :14:32.granted access to the secrets of the Genesis church... Well, it's not
:14:33. > :14:44.cheap. That is a compulsory donation. They
:14:45. > :14:47.insist you hand over, to learn how to make something that won't make
:14:48. > :14:53.you any better and could actually do you harm. But do these ministers
:14:54. > :14:59.really stand by their claims? Coming up later, I catch up with one of our
:15:00. > :15:01.self-styled Reverends to find out. Why do you tell people that drinking
:15:02. > :15:14.bleach can cure cancer? We will have more from him later, he
:15:15. > :15:17.is confronting Mark Christopher in an attempt to get to the bottom of
:15:18. > :15:24.this. Cilla, you are Cilla-brating 50
:15:25. > :15:32.years in showbiz! CHEERING
:15:33. > :15:38.You have a Very Best Of album. In that album, there is a DVD which
:15:39. > :15:41.contains previously unseen footage of your first foray into cabaret.
:15:42. > :15:50.Let's have a look at you Live At The Savoy.
:15:51. > :16:01.# You are my world. # You are everywhere, I pray.
:16:02. > :16:06.# If our love ceases to be. # Then it's the end of my world, for
:16:07. > :16:14.me. CHEERING
:16:15. > :16:20.It is really interesting, you said you hate watching yourself back. I
:16:21. > :16:27.hate watching myself on the telly, I hate it. What is ironic, that was
:16:28. > :16:32.the second-highest watched programme in 1996, after the World Cup, were
:16:33. > :16:43.you aware of that at the time. Sorry, 1966... Not at the time. But
:16:44. > :16:49.18 million people are watching! It is not like nobody talks about it!
:16:50. > :16:54.Produced by Brian Epstein and conducted by George Martin, what do
:16:55. > :17:05.you remember? I remember coming in wrong in Anyone Who Had A Heart, and
:17:06. > :17:13.George Martin really kicked off. It was my fault, I came in at the wrong
:17:14. > :17:20.place. In doing that, it looked as if it was his fault. The artist came
:17:21. > :17:25.first. Speaking of tracks and songs, what tracks have you chosen to go on
:17:26. > :17:34.this album? All the early ones are there. All the Italian ones on
:17:35. > :17:45.there. Where Is Tomorrow, Don't Answer Me, You're My World is on
:17:46. > :17:52.there. I don't know who did the English lyrics, but they are all on
:17:53. > :17:56.there. Did show business feel very different to how it does now? You
:17:57. > :18:00.were desperate to make it in the industry, desperate for that fame,
:18:01. > :18:05.how would you go for it now if you were a teenager? I would be the
:18:06. > :18:11.first in line on the X Factor and I would have won it. Oh, yeah. I had
:18:12. > :18:20.the confidence to win it. You have got to have the confidence. I think
:18:21. > :18:25.it is 95% confidence. Yes, sure. The Very Best Of Cilla Black is out now.
:18:26. > :18:30.A great Christmas present. And of course, we can't forget Blind Date
:18:31. > :18:36.it was a highlight of Saturday night. But Micky is not a fan of
:18:37. > :18:40.dates, the food type, we are talking about. Why is that? They are not
:18:41. > :18:45.really a food, they are supposed to be in things, like cakes and mixes.
:18:46. > :18:50.They have somehow come to the fore and said, what do you reckon? Rather
:18:51. > :18:54.than people saying, what is that, they have gone, yeah, but then in a
:18:55. > :18:59.packet and sell them as a treat to people, they will go for it! They
:19:00. > :19:03.used to be in the long box with the sticker and your Nan would try to
:19:04. > :19:08.palm you off with them. You would say, you're having a laugh! While
:19:09. > :19:15.there is quality Street over there, I don't think so! They keep you
:19:16. > :19:21.regular. It is not my problem, really, they make me irregular. We
:19:22. > :19:27.will stop that conversation, we are going to try to convert you. Pop on
:19:28. > :19:37.the blindfold, she says, she can't see it! Is that polar bear a bit
:19:38. > :19:47.cold? A cold polar bear! What am I doing with this? Here we go, I have
:19:48. > :19:54.seen these films. This is where it starts, is it? We are going to have
:19:55. > :20:00.a game of alternative Blind date. Earlier on, we rang your Graham, and
:20:01. > :20:06.here he is doing the voice-over down the phone. Ladies and gentlemen, it
:20:07. > :20:16.is Micky's Blind Date, and here is your hosts, Miss Cilla Black! It is
:20:17. > :20:22.good! Let's hear from date number one, you have got to choose these. I
:20:23. > :20:33.am a Hadrawi date, ripe and bursting with flavour. Will you have a taste
:20:34. > :20:40.of this? If I can find it. Guide me. Cilla will feed you, there you go.
:20:41. > :20:49.Well, I couldn't go out on a date with this one, she is obviously
:20:50. > :21:00.stoned... Let's move on to... How long before I did that! I am up for
:21:01. > :21:10.getting double busy... I like the sound of her! Have a taste... Plump.
:21:11. > :21:21.I like that, it is more sugary. Sweet as... And date number three. I
:21:22. > :21:32.am the finest. Pick me and we will go out. I don't even need to taste
:21:33. > :21:38.it... That is the winner. You have tasted all three, which date will
:21:39. > :21:39.you be taking home? It has got to be three.
:21:40. > :21:49.APPLAUSE Tune in next week and we will find
:21:50. > :21:54.out how they get on! Can I spend the rest of the show like this! If you
:21:55. > :21:59.want to, you might want to keep it on for the next film! Will he be
:22:00. > :22:04.adding it to his online shopping cart? Apparently it is all the rage.
:22:05. > :22:08.Shopping list are old-fashioned. We sent Alex Riley to find out how a
:22:09. > :22:13.click of the mouse gets you your weekly shop. At this time of the
:22:14. > :22:16.year especially, going to be supermarket can be a bit of a
:22:17. > :22:19.nightmare. It is little wonder that more and more of us are shopping
:22:20. > :22:22.online. I have been dispatched to this state of the art online
:22:23. > :22:27.supermarket warehouse in Hertfordshire, to find out how your
:22:28. > :22:31.shopping gets from your computer to your home. Not so long ago, all
:22:32. > :22:35.groceries were sold by someone behind a counter and there was
:22:36. > :22:39.usually a delivery boy waiting on his bike to take your fruit and veg
:22:40. > :22:43.to your doorstep. Rosary shopping seems to have come full circle, to
:22:44. > :22:48.placing your order is with online grocers and having items delivered
:22:49. > :22:54.to your door. It is just like the good old days, but without the
:22:55. > :22:58.personal touch. To -- today I am meeting with workers from Ocado who
:22:59. > :23:03.will take me behind the scenes of the UK's only dedicated online
:23:04. > :23:08.supermarket. This is our control room where we monitor our machinery,
:23:09. > :23:11.manage the infantry and measure our customer orders, so we can track the
:23:12. > :23:16.baskets of the customers on our screen and look for any robins as we
:23:17. > :23:23.are processing orders. -- any problems. The warehouse covers 1
:23:24. > :23:28.million square feet and has 25 miles of conveyor belt, which means they
:23:29. > :23:34.can process 1.5 million items a day. We are now picking your chilled
:23:35. > :23:38.items for your order. We can see the various different products that one
:23:39. > :23:41.of our personal shoppers will pick. We will check the date life and
:23:42. > :23:49.quality of the product for we send it out. That is the last item for
:23:50. > :23:52.this station. If you press this button, that will go on to its next
:23:53. > :24:12.destination. Here it is. It says the BBC One show
:24:13. > :24:18.on it. This is our in-house butcher and fishmonger, we hand prepare
:24:19. > :24:22.specialist orders for our customers. You try to make it seem less
:24:23. > :24:26.mechanical? It brings it to life, you have tried to do something
:24:27. > :24:30.specific, we then tailor it with your name on it and it brings it to
:24:31. > :24:35.life for the butchers and fishmonger to prepare those items, so they note
:24:36. > :24:44.that are actually for a real customer not a faceless person on
:24:45. > :24:49.the of a computer. Ocado delivered straight to your door and with over
:24:50. > :24:55.18,000 orders a day it is no mean feat. The opportunity to liberate
:24:56. > :24:59.yourself from the supermarket car park and checkout queue is
:25:00. > :25:03.increasingly pillar, as Tesco, Sainsbury's, Waitrose and Asda are
:25:04. > :25:11.about to be joined by Morrisons in offering an online alternative. That
:25:12. > :25:16.is for Cilla! I have never tried online shopping,
:25:17. > :25:24.I might give it a go. Are you an online shopper? Oh, please! I have
:25:25. > :25:30.only just learned how to text. Micky, your wife does it? She loves
:25:31. > :25:34.it, she moans about it sometime, she said I have all this shopping to
:25:35. > :25:40.order. She said, you would have been doing it a couple of years ago! You
:25:41. > :25:46.talk about your wife quite a lot in your new DVD. Does she mind that you
:25:47. > :25:53.are using this content? Yeah, but I don't really care, to be honest! And
:25:54. > :25:59.honest answer, she comes to see the show part way through and we sit
:26:00. > :26:06.down, like the Mafia around the table, negotiating the material. She
:26:07. > :26:11.says, you can take it a bit back and that and we reach a come from us,
:26:12. > :26:15.then I go out with the next night! Somebody who does mind is that very
:26:16. > :26:21.close to me. Alex has made the content of your show... The One Show
:26:22. > :26:38.the other night. She came out and she said, coming up next... I know,
:26:39. > :26:47.it is uncanny, isn't it? Your Italian accent is perfect. We heard
:26:48. > :26:53.that you watch The One Show sometimes before you go on stage, in
:26:54. > :26:57.a towel. When I get ready in the hotel room, I am mostly in the nude
:26:58. > :27:02.but when you come on, I have a towel around me. I am always tuning in and
:27:03. > :27:10.out. I associated with nudity and getting ready, really! I see it as a
:27:11. > :27:16.benchmark of not taking anything seriously until it has been on your
:27:17. > :27:21.show! That is what I was saying, the levels of crystal meth addiction in
:27:22. > :27:25.service stations are so high... That the public don't know about it until
:27:26. > :27:32.it came on The One Show. If it has been on The One Show, job done. We
:27:33. > :27:39.will do that story. I think we should. Your career started, as a
:27:40. > :27:44.stand-up comedian, from watching a similar type of programme a while
:27:45. > :27:51.back. An early evening show where they did things like Ocado and
:27:52. > :27:56.that... And where they had... What all this is about, I have no idea.
:27:57. > :28:10.This John wrote of there was a story about a stand-up
:28:11. > :28:14.centre where you could do a course and I thought, I would have a go --
:28:15. > :28:19.a community centre where you could do a stand-up course.
:28:20. > :28:28.You see a woman a bit chip, you say, what are you so cheerful for? I have
:28:29. > :28:34.got a new top! You see a woman skipping along the road... She
:28:35. > :28:42.bought a new top, she wore it to a party and then she took it back,
:28:43. > :28:54.hooray! Got my money back, not even a credit note! You also talk about
:28:55. > :29:00.you dabbling in a bit of stealing when you were younger. You've come
:29:01. > :29:08.clean now. You are from Liverpool, you know all about this. There's not
:29:09. > :29:18.an honest person in Liverpool! Apart from you. I've been to Liverpool,
:29:19. > :29:23.they don't stop. How very dare you! How rehearsed was that? Any thing
:29:24. > :29:29.you want to say to the people of Liverpool who are watching? Keep up
:29:30. > :29:38.the good work. They are all lovely in Liverpool. Where do you come
:29:39. > :29:47.from? Bethnal Green. There you go, same. There is an honest bloke in
:29:48. > :29:52.Bethnal Green. Honest John. The DVD, Back In The Game, is available now.
:29:53. > :30:00.Not that many people in Liverpool will be buying it. They'll be
:30:01. > :30:06.stealing it! I'll smash your gob in! They are lovely in Liverpool. It's
:30:07. > :30:11.one of my favourite cities. You will never be able to go there again.
:30:12. > :30:17.They will celebrate me if I go back, I'll get a statue. The date
:30:18. > :30:24.that was going so well has just turned very sour. Let's change the
:30:25. > :30:30.subject. Can you spot the difference between these pairs of brothers. We
:30:31. > :30:39.will. With the Jonas Brothers. The Everly Brothers as well. And we've
:30:40. > :30:44.got the Righteous Brothers. Which ones are the odd ones out? There's
:30:45. > :30:51.three of one set, so that's a bit... That is right, but it's not
:30:52. > :30:56.the answer I was looking for. The two guys in the middle, the smaller
:30:57. > :31:03.one looks like a chimpanzee. They are lovely. The Righteous Brothers
:31:04. > :31:07.aren't brothers. That's right. It is a pairing that Cilla knows better
:31:08. > :31:14.than most, and for a very good reason. Bill Medley is the voice
:31:15. > :31:18.behind some of pop's most successful songs. He first found fame as one
:31:19. > :31:26.half of the Righteous Brothers, who had a string of hits throughout the
:31:27. > :31:35.60s. But the duo are best known for this, their signature song.
:31:36. > :31:39.You've lost that Loving feeling of three minutes and 50 seconds of
:31:40. > :31:42.solid gold, largely due to the heart-wrenching performance of the
:31:43. > :31:50.Righteous Brothers, along with the epic sound of legendary producer
:31:51. > :31:56.Phil Specter. The song reached number one in America in 1964. But
:31:57. > :32:04.its trip to the top of the UK charts wasn't quite as straightforward.
:32:05. > :32:11.# Baby, baby, I get down on my knees for you...
:32:12. > :32:21.Lovely to meet you, do you want to take a seat? I love your hat. You
:32:22. > :32:25.weren't brothers, were you? Daily know. I remember the first day we
:32:26. > :32:32.rehearsed, it was always very easy to record with Bobby, great harmony
:32:33. > :32:37.singer. The duo were not short of funds. Before long, they were
:32:38. > :32:40.noticed by Phil Specter, who was revolutionising music with his
:32:41. > :32:46.recording techniques. He knew exactly the song for them. He worked
:32:47. > :32:51.as pretty hard. He wanted that melody... You never closed your
:32:52. > :32:56.eyes... He wanted it dead on, right on the beat. I tend to get back on
:32:57. > :33:04.the beat. It was kind of hard for me to push it up front, but apparently
:33:05. > :33:08.he was right. He knew a hit when he heard one, but anyone could cover
:33:09. > :33:17.the song and Beatles producer George Martin wanted it for his protege,
:33:18. > :33:20.Cilla Black. Cilla's version was released in the UK first, ahead of
:33:21. > :33:35.the Righteous Brothers. Phil Specter was not amused. Phil sent us over
:33:36. > :33:45.here immediately. Cilla did it one way, we did it another.
:33:46. > :33:56.# That Loving feeling... I think it was meant for the
:33:57. > :34:00.Righteous Brothers to do. By January 1965, the Righteous Brothers were at
:34:01. > :34:04.Number Ten. Cilla was five places ahead. The race to number one
:34:05. > :34:09.between -- came a battle between the heavyweights of pop. In one camp
:34:10. > :34:12.George Martin and the might of Cilla and Beatles manager, Brian Epstein.
:34:13. > :34:18.In the other, Rolling Stones manager, who placed an advert to
:34:19. > :34:24.champion Spector's revolutionary sound. It was like a boxing match in
:34:25. > :34:28.a way. You had a corner where you had the Rolling Stones, Phil Spector
:34:29. > :34:32.and the Righteous Brothers. And then you've got Cilla Black, George
:34:33. > :34:37.Martin and the Beatles. It was pretty intense. The Rolling Stones
:34:38. > :34:42.came to me at the airport. We did Top Of The Pops the next day. The
:34:43. > :34:49.next day we couldn't walk on the street. Everybody knew who we were.
:34:50. > :34:54.Within two weeks, Spector's big budget production was at number one
:34:55. > :34:58.and Cilla's version slipped down the charts. We knew Brian from the
:34:59. > :35:03.Beatles. He threw a party for us and the Rolling Stones were there and
:35:04. > :35:09.Cilla. He said, OK, you won this one but the next time you come to town,
:35:10. > :35:21.just remember I own this town. What did you say to Cilla? Sorry, babe!
:35:22. > :35:23.The truth is that no one lost out. In almost 50 years of being
:35:24. > :35:40.performed, the song has grossed over ?20 million. You have to do that
:35:41. > :35:44.bit. Perfect! We pushed Bill for more of an apology, and this is what
:35:45. > :35:49.he had to say. I'm sorry I missed you when I was in London, but you
:35:50. > :35:53.were on my mind when we visited the cavern club. I understand you used
:35:54. > :35:59.to work there. How cool is that? ! Good luck with the new album. Have a
:36:00. > :36:10.great Christmas and maybe when I'm over there next time we can have a
:36:11. > :36:20.little baby. -- a little drink. Well-deserved. I did my best, but I
:36:21. > :36:25.couldn't beat them. Carrie, welcome. You've been digging about in the
:36:26. > :36:29.archives and have found lots of songs that originally were meant for
:36:30. > :36:34.completely different artists. There were some real surprises. The first
:36:35. > :36:38.one is the Bee Gees in 1967. They went to see Otis Reading in New
:36:39. > :36:44.York. They were fans of his. They spent some time with him, came away,
:36:45. > :36:47.wrote a song called To Love Somebody. Unfortunately, Otis
:36:48. > :36:52.Reading then died three months later, so he didn't release it. The
:36:53. > :36:57.Bee Gees used it as the second single from their debut album. It
:36:58. > :37:02.went into the top 20 in the States. It's a real signature tune for them.
:37:03. > :37:08.I note you will love this one. Bonnie Tyler, Total Eclipse Of The
:37:09. > :37:15.Heart. Surely that wasn't meant for anyone else! It was meant for Meat
:37:16. > :37:19.Loaf. Those big, rocky voices. Written by Jim Steinman. He then
:37:20. > :37:22.fell out with the record company and thought, I'm giving the song away.
:37:23. > :37:27.He gave it to Bonnie Tyler, it reached number one in a whole load
:37:28. > :37:33.of countries. She became the first Welsh singer to hit the top of the
:37:34. > :37:46.Billboard 100. Look at Micky's face, he's lost in that. It's the
:37:47. > :37:52.1980s again! It's too much for me! We've got 1985, the writer producer
:37:53. > :37:56.Keith foresee wrote a song called don't you forget about me. He
:37:57. > :38:01.offered it to Bryan Ferry, passed on, Billy Idol, passed on. Simple
:38:02. > :38:07.Minds covered it, it became number seven here, number one in the States
:38:08. > :38:13.and also featured in a film. That's incredible. Our vote tonight on
:38:14. > :38:18.counterfeit goods is now closed. Please do not vote because you may
:38:19. > :38:24.still be charged. I will have to put on my postman had to read out this
:38:25. > :38:33.important bulletin. Is that what it is? Privatisation one? I've got
:38:34. > :38:38.important message. It matches your shirt. If you are sending Christmas
:38:39. > :38:44.cards or presents by airmail, the Royal Mail recommend sending them by
:38:45. > :38:58.this Friday coming. Inside the UK, you've got until next Wednesday.
:38:59. > :39:01.Cilla is already on it. Foreign. Before we had such a reliable
:39:02. > :39:09.service, sending Christmas cards clogged up the system. In the early
:39:10. > :39:13.1900, up to 12 million letters and parcels will be in transit across
:39:14. > :39:18.London every day. At Christmas, this load increased dramatically. By the
:39:19. > :39:21.turn of the 20th century, the capital's congested streets meant
:39:22. > :39:27.that mail was becoming severely delayed. A new system of transport
:39:28. > :39:30.was needed to swiftly move this huge volume of mail. The solution was
:39:31. > :39:37.this. A miniature underground railway. Work started on tunnels to
:39:38. > :39:44.house the Post Office Railway in 1914. The six and a half mile line,
:39:45. > :39:48.entirely separated from the Tube network, was hand up and cost nearly
:39:49. > :39:55.?1 million. The first parcel travelled along the line just in
:39:56. > :40:00.time for Christmas 1927. Chris is head of collections at the British
:40:01. > :40:05.Postal Museum and archive. Was this a very innovative system? It was the
:40:06. > :40:09.first of its kind. The first electrified railway in the world.
:40:10. > :40:12.There were other variants on underground railway is being
:40:13. > :40:18.developed, but nothing of the scale of what the Post Office were
:40:19. > :40:20.developing. Travelling at 35 mph, it served eight stations from
:40:21. > :40:24.Whitechapel in east London to Paddington in the west of the city.
:40:25. > :40:31.Trains could cover the entire network in just 26 minutes. Despite
:40:32. > :40:37.being automated, a community of 250 sub to rainy and Postal staff kept
:40:38. > :40:42.the trains on course. Brian Folkes worked on the railway, he hasn't
:40:43. > :40:48.been back since it closed a decade ago. Christmas was our real busy
:40:49. > :40:54.period. Every train was full. We were just working flat out six days
:40:55. > :40:59.a week, 22 hours a day. As one of the station managers, Brian was keen
:41:00. > :41:03.to reward his team's hard work. And the opportunity to do that came
:41:04. > :41:09.about when the railway was used as a film set for the Bruce Willis film,
:41:10. > :41:12.Hudson Hawk. Money donated by the film company enabled the team to
:41:13. > :41:19.create the most incredible Christmas parties. The idea was to reward the
:41:20. > :41:24.staff are working hard at Christmas. We had a staff party for the
:41:25. > :41:27.children. And they really went to town, decorating the platforms with
:41:28. > :41:31.snow machines and lights, and painting the 12 days of Christmas on
:41:32. > :41:35.the tunnel walls. Even Father Christmas was waiting for the
:41:36. > :41:39.children at the end of the platform. The enjoyment in their face coming
:41:40. > :41:43.away from Father Christmas clutching at present, it gave you a good
:41:44. > :41:47.feeling. Today, we've been given special permission to get the trains
:41:48. > :41:56.running again. And Brian's grandsons, Callum and Josh, just
:41:57. > :41:58.like their parents did, are joining him for one last go on the Christmas
:41:59. > :42:14.express. Everyone ready? Let's go! And, amazingly, the paintings done
:42:15. > :42:15.by the workers over 20 years ago are still on the tunnel walls, starting
:42:16. > :42:32.with a partridge in a pear tree. And there is a surprise waiting for
:42:33. > :42:43.the boys at the other end of the tunnel.
:42:44. > :42:53.How old are you, Josh? Three. It's nice to see these disused tunnels
:42:54. > :42:57.ringing again with a bit of Christmas cheer, harking back to a
:42:58. > :43:01.time when, way beneath the feet of the busy shoppers stressed out from
:43:02. > :43:05.their Christmas shopping, these tunnels were the scene of festive
:43:06. > :43:09.fun for children, enjoying themselves on one of the most unique
:43:10. > :43:18.railways anywhere in the world. Let's see his little face once again
:43:19. > :43:25.as he sees Father Christmas. His eyes light up! You will be faced
:43:26. > :43:30.with that very expression on Christmas morning. I certainly will
:43:31. > :43:43.be. I have that expression on Christmas morning. Me too! How much?
:43:44. > :43:50.We are still celebrating 50 years of Cilla tonight. You have a lovely
:43:51. > :43:56.book of memoirs out. Back To Black. It is full of great pictures that
:43:57. > :44:05.span whole career. 50 years is a long time. This is the cover. That's
:44:06. > :44:10.lovely. Why did you choose that one for the front cover? I didn't choose
:44:11. > :44:17.it, because I'm rubbish at choosing my own photographs. I do remember
:44:18. > :44:29.the frock, designed by John Bates. Before I had my nose done,
:44:30. > :44:33.obviously. There's another great picture of you in different outfits
:44:34. > :44:41.from different era is. Can we see it? You've got them all in the loft
:44:42. > :44:46.apparently. I keep everything in the loft. I don't know what state they
:44:47. > :44:51.are in. If I'm asked to go up there for a certain outfit, I've got loads
:44:52. > :44:59.of Biba stuff. You don't see me for three days. I'm like Miss Haversham.
:45:00. > :45:05.Have you got proper stairs that go up into your loft? Proper stairs,
:45:06. > :45:10.electricity and everything. Have you kept every single thing? Not
:45:11. > :45:18.everything. But most of the gear, yes. I've got all the 80s, shoulder
:45:19. > :45:28.pads. I've got all that. You should have a little sale. No. You were in
:45:29. > :45:35.the Royal Variety performance twice, first of all in 1964. There you are,
:45:36. > :45:39.looking quite reserved. What is quite remarkable is the confidence
:45:40. > :45:49.you have gained throughout your career. This is you in 2001, in a
:45:50. > :45:54.very different outfit. Those lights did not work all day and I went into
:45:55. > :46:02.Paul O'Grady's dressing room, and he taught me how to bump and grind, is
:46:03. > :46:06.it? It sounds disgusting! In case the lights didn't work, and I was at
:46:07. > :46:13.the Palace two days after that. And the Queen said to me, I see you are
:46:14. > :46:20.wearing rather a lot more to night. I felt terrible. There is an
:46:21. > :46:28.anecdote in the book that says about you talking the Queen's ear of the
:46:29. > :46:33.first time you met her. I asked for advice and Millie Martin said, she
:46:34. > :46:37.won't know who you are. I said, my photograph is out front. I was with
:46:38. > :46:44.Frankie Vaughan doing a season that lasted for nine months. I said, my
:46:45. > :46:51.photograph is 20 foot high outside. What do you mean? She won't know who
:46:52. > :46:58.I am. And, well, she only said to me... And I chewed that you find a
:46:59. > :47:05.rabbit it on and I'd told her everything about myself and all she
:47:06. > :47:09.said was, good evening. And she moved on to Tommy Cooper. The story
:47:10. > :47:30.about Tommy Cooper is famous. Cilla's photo book, back-to-back,
:47:31. > :47:34.and her album are out now. We were going to play this yesterday but
:47:35. > :47:40.June Brown had so many anecdotes, we ran out of time. On Monday, we
:47:41. > :47:48.followed Mike Dilger as he travelled to Iceland to meet the species of
:47:49. > :47:51.bird battling -- baffling experts. In October I travelled to Iceland
:47:52. > :47:57.where I saw hundreds of Whooper swans repairing to migrate. Since
:47:58. > :48:00.then, over 20,000 have made it to the British Isles. Travelling
:48:01. > :48:04.thousands of miles with no food and virtually no stops requires a
:48:05. > :48:09.physiology unmatched in the natural world. The secret to how they do
:48:10. > :48:17.that lies in their heart, their lungs and their fat reserves. Doctor
:48:18. > :48:21.Stephen Portugal is an expert in bird physiology. We know that when
:48:22. > :48:31.birds migrate, they are working really hard. It is very demanding.
:48:32. > :48:35.Birds have two types of fuel, high bride is -- carbohydrates and fats.
:48:36. > :48:38.They use them in different ways. Stephen has put me on an exercise
:48:39. > :48:44.bike, pedalling at a moderate effort. People think when they
:48:45. > :48:47.hopped on a next size by Clay instantly burn fat but
:48:48. > :48:52.unfortunately, you are not -- when you hop on an exercise bike. You are
:48:53. > :48:58.currently burning carbohydrates and not fats. Carbohydrates are not
:48:59. > :49:01.great for duration exercise as they run out quickly. You can only store
:49:02. > :49:08.enough to last for about two hours of intensive exercise. Birds burn
:49:09. > :49:11.fat during migration. One gram of fat holds twice as much energy as
:49:12. > :49:18.one gram of carbohydrates, giving the bird double the power. After an
:49:19. > :49:29.hour's hard slog, it is time to stop. I have done one hour. And they
:49:30. > :49:34.do 24, 36, 48, 72... Whilst I call off, Stephen takes a look at the
:49:35. > :49:37.rest of the data. This column is your oxygen consumption and you were
:49:38. > :49:43.taking in about 26 millilitres per kilogram. When the birds are
:49:44. > :49:48.migrating, you could be taking in an amazing 200 millilitres per
:49:49. > :49:58.kilogram. It is almost ten times my rate. The physiology gives them the
:49:59. > :50:04.sustained energy they need from the marshlands to the wetland Centre in
:50:05. > :50:12.Lancashire. Today is way in day but first we have to catch them. We want
:50:13. > :50:17.to way some of the swans to get an idea of how their bodies are
:50:18. > :50:25.physically affected. The good news is we have caught quite a few
:50:26. > :50:30.Whoopers. Look at those. They weigh an average of ten kilos but during
:50:31. > :50:34.their flight over they can lose 15% of their body weight, so once they
:50:35. > :50:39.are here, they need to put the weight back on. I can barely get my
:50:40. > :50:43.arm around him. This bird was one of the first to arrive about a month
:50:44. > :50:51.ago. I think that is about 10.3 kilograms. That is a pretty good
:50:52. > :50:56.weight. He is back to full condition. He is set for the rest of
:50:57. > :51:01.the winter. The next bird has only just arrived and he is a whole kilo
:51:02. > :51:07.lighter. 9.2 kilograms. Much lighter. He is not unduly liked but
:51:08. > :51:13.he's still in process of putting on the body fat post-migration. He will
:51:14. > :51:22.regain condition nicely over the next few weeks and be said for the
:51:23. > :51:27.winter. -- be set. These guys will be here until March, where there
:51:28. > :51:30.will be time to head back on -- when it will be time to head back on
:51:31. > :51:33.another epic migration, back to Iceland to breed.
:51:34. > :51:41.Another festive item we have is the humble calendar. Cilla, you have got
:51:42. > :51:47.a calendar. Next to theirs, it is dead humble. Cilla is not the only
:51:48. > :51:52.hot redhead with a calendar, look at these boys, already heads and they
:51:53. > :51:57.have a lovely calendar out. Thomas Knights is the mastermind, tell us
:51:58. > :52:01.about the original idea. It is an exhibition I am doing at the red
:52:02. > :52:05.church treat Gallery in London, about rebranding the ginger male
:52:06. > :52:08.stereotype. With women we have lots of amazing role models, but we don't
:52:09. > :52:17.have very many for guys. That was the inspiration. We have got it
:52:18. > :52:22.here. Greg Rutherford. Yes, Olympic gold medallist for the long jump. We
:52:23. > :52:27.have Tom Brady who is in Team GB as a canoeist. Where have they found
:52:28. > :52:37.all of these amazing looking redheads, which one do you fancy? I
:52:38. > :52:42.quite like him. Come on through. All the proceeds are going to a very
:52:43. > :52:46.good cause. It is all for anti-bullying, we have various
:52:47. > :52:53.anti-bullying charities we are affiliated with. Micky has got his
:52:54. > :53:01.own? We didn't really have time for it! We very quickly put it together.
:53:02. > :53:11.This is April, you as a bunny. That is... You are going to love summer.
:53:12. > :53:16.And wrapping up for winter. Anyway... It is time to wrap up the
:53:17. > :53:18.big question tonight. We asked you if counterfeit goods are acceptable
:53:19. > :53:34.as Christmas gifts. We can reveal: You have been commenting on this.
:53:35. > :53:37.Jeffrey says, you have no need to buy counterfeit goods, just go
:53:38. > :53:41.shopping at the charity shops where you can buy the real thing at a
:53:42. > :53:45.quarter of the price. Martin in Doncaster, can I ask why the
:53:46. > :53:50.counterfeit goods are not passed on to charities for the homeless, poor
:53:51. > :53:53.and needy? And Lucy says, counterfeit is a good way of getting
:53:54. > :53:56.someone a present that is way out of your price range, as long as the
:53:57. > :54:05.receiver is not fooled into thinking it is real. There we are. Dan
:54:06. > :54:08.Donnelly investigated a scam targeting vulnerable and ill people
:54:09. > :54:16.desperate for a miracle cure. Here is what happened next.
:54:17. > :54:20.I am on a stakeout, looking for the reverend from the genesis two
:54:21. > :54:27.church. They claimed drinking their secret cleansing water will cure all
:54:28. > :54:31.manner of serious illnesses. I treated one gentleman with skin
:54:32. > :54:34.cancer... The medical experts are in no doubt that their secret water
:54:35. > :54:40.won't do you any good at all and risks doing you serious harm. They
:54:41. > :54:44.are selling false hope. Not only will they not treat cancer, they
:54:45. > :54:49.could cause serious side effects. It is frankly appalling and immoral. In
:54:50. > :54:54.the face of all evidence to the contrary, do the reverend still
:54:55. > :54:59.stand by what they say. We asked the teacher, Lyon Edwards, for an
:55:00. > :55:01.interview. He claimed to have successfully treated people with the
:55:02. > :55:06.secret water that is actually industrial bleach, in a phone
:55:07. > :55:13.conversation he denied he had ever made such claims. We haven't heard
:55:14. > :55:21.from him since. But what about a man who was happy to take hundreds of
:55:22. > :55:25.pounds in donations. We asked the organiser 4-iron interview on
:55:26. > :55:29.camera. He has refused to even respond -- for an interview. We have
:55:30. > :55:34.tracked him down to this east London address. It is a long wait and when
:55:35. > :55:38.he does finally appear, he could not look less like the confident healing
:55:39. > :55:44.minister he claims to be. Has he still got all the answers? Why do
:55:45. > :55:52.you tell people that drinking bleach can cure cancer? It does. It does
:55:53. > :55:56.not cure cancer. I don't know what you're talking about. You have no
:55:57. > :56:03.evidence that drinking bleach will cure cancer. I am talking about
:56:04. > :56:10.Miracle Mineral Solution. Sorry? I have no idea what you're talking
:56:11. > :56:17.about. Mr Christopher... You are exploiting people who are sick and
:56:18. > :56:27.selling them false hope, aren't you? Come out and answer our questions.
:56:28. > :56:32.Serious allegations, these are. Well, it looks like the so-called
:56:33. > :56:33.Reverend Christopher doesn't want to talk about his miracle solution,
:56:34. > :56:48.when he knows the cameras on him. There we are. Hopefully it will draw
:56:49. > :56:51.some kind of line under things. We have also discovered Miracle Mineral
:56:52. > :56:55.Solution is still available to buy online. We contacted the
:56:56. > :57:03.self-professed inventor and one of his colleagues sent us to a link a
:57:04. > :57:06.website called water pressure -- Water Purification Supplies. We are
:57:07. > :57:11.passing the information onto the Food Standards Agency. Rainer Hersch
:57:12. > :57:15.is ready to play us out. He and his Orchestra will be performing
:57:16. > :57:20.Christmas number one singalong at the Southbank Centre on December 14.
:57:21. > :57:28.There is just enough time to say thank you to your bow. Micky's DVD,
:57:29. > :57:32.Back In The Game, is available now. The Very Best Of Cilla Black and her
:57:33. > :57:36.photo memoirs, Back To Black, are also out now. Ie going to go into
:57:37. > :57:43.your loft and find the outfit with the flashing lights on? -- are you
:57:44. > :57:53.going to go? I have got that, it is downstairs. Do you wanted? I am
:57:54. > :57:59.probing, sorry. -- do you want it? Are you a Chelsea fan? No, I am not.
:58:00. > :58:05.Hasn't been good's career gone downhill? I ask because tomorrow we
:58:06. > :58:12.are joined by one of England's finest, Frank Lampard.
:58:13. > :58:18.# Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall?
:58:19. > :58:27.# It's the time that every Santa has a ball.
:58:28. > :58:32.# Does he ride a red nosed reindeer? # Does a 'ton up' on his sleigh.
:58:33. > :58:39.# Do the fairies keep him sober for a day?
:58:40. > :58:46.# So here it is merry Christmas. # Everybody's having fun.
:58:47. > :59:01.# Look to the future now. # It's only just begun.
:59:02. > :59:02.# Are you waiting for the family to arrive?
:59:03. > :59:08.# Are you sure you got the room to spare inside?
:59:09. > :59:12.Hello, I'm Ellie Crisell with your 90-second update.
:59:13. > :59:13.Lloyds Banking Group has been fined a record ?28