:00:10. > :00:19.# I'm going to ride, ride, ride # When I get my moped out on the
:00:20. > :00:26.road # I'm going to ride
:00:27. > :00:28.# Move funky moped... # Now time for The One Show, Alex Jones and her
:00:29. > :00:31.latest guest presenter. Tonight: Nadiya, the Bake Off Queen
:00:32. > :00:54.will be here. Personally I've been working
:00:55. > :00:57.on a Donald Trump cake, And has layers of prejudice,
:00:58. > :01:03.bile and stupidity... Topped off with an ugly mess
:01:04. > :01:06.of golden angel hair. And - music man, Richard Mainwaring
:01:07. > :01:10.will be in Bristol chasing a band of campanologists, that's bell
:01:11. > :01:14.ringers for you lot. Not much chance of catching them
:01:15. > :01:16.because they all run For all Star Wars fans,
:01:17. > :01:29.there's a new film coming out next week featuring the 73-year-old,
:01:30. > :01:31.Harrison Ford. Or Harrison 'Model T Ford'
:01:32. > :01:35.as he is now known. He'll be showing us how to get
:01:36. > :01:39.round on a zimmer frame, Put your hands together
:01:40. > :02:02.for tonight's guest U Jasper Carrot. Are you looking
:02:03. > :02:07.forward to what The One Show has to offer? It is not Pointless. Why
:02:08. > :02:11.didn't you do any jokes about tonight's guests? I wanted to keep
:02:12. > :02:19.the teeth I've got. I did some research on this guy, he is 38 and
:02:20. > :02:27.he's done 40 films! He made five of them in 2012. What a weekend that
:02:28. > :02:36.was! I do the funnies! Please welcome Danny Dyer.
:02:37. > :02:45.Hello, Danny. How are you? Are you well? I'm great. Nice to see you.
:02:46. > :02:50.Lovely to see you. So we are going to talk about the Christmas
:02:51. > :03:02.EastEnders storyline. We are imagining a quiet old time in Albert
:03:03. > :03:06.Square. No. Very flat. We have grown men playing with lightsabers
:03:07. > :03:12.outside. There is a film being released this week called... Star
:03:13. > :03:18.Wars! That's it! You have three kids. Do you enjoy playing with
:03:19. > :03:25.their Christmas toys? I have just had a son, so all I used to play
:03:26. > :03:32.with... Ah! Don't! The kid's a nightmare! I'm used to playing with
:03:33. > :03:40.them because I've got two daughters as well. I am excited about this
:03:41. > :03:46.year. Buying intricate Lego, for me! Pass it off as their present. You
:03:47. > :03:52.will be making a cube! I will go for the Death Star! A massive one. Danny
:03:53. > :03:56.and Jasper will be battling with lightsabers at the end of the show.
:03:57. > :04:03.What is going to the Dark Side? He is the evil one. Hold up. He is the
:04:04. > :04:09.villain. How could I play a villain? You are Jedi all the way. Hold on.
:04:10. > :04:15.Well, Christmas can be a sensory overload, all that jolly music, rich
:04:16. > :04:22.food and sparkles can make for a heady festive mix. Not everyone
:04:23. > :04:30.experiences Christmas the same way. My husband is Kieron. And we have
:04:31. > :04:36.three children. Alex, who is 12, Grace, who is 8, and Bobby, who is
:04:37. > :04:44.2. I'm Bernie. I have three children. Chris, Katie and
:04:45. > :04:50.Abby-Rose. And Ashleigh my guide dog. When I was younger, I went to
:04:51. > :04:55.see Father Christmas with my sister. I didn't understand what he was
:04:56. > :04:59.saying because Father Christmas has a big beard so it is difficult for
:05:00. > :05:05.me to lip-read. I am still excited to get a present from Father
:05:06. > :05:13.Christmas. I really enjoy wrapping presents. It is a real tactile
:05:14. > :05:19.experience. I have to have everything in a certain place. Where
:05:20. > :05:25.I can find it easily, otherwise I spend hours hunting for a roll of
:05:26. > :05:30.sellotape and I concentrate hard on the paper because if I move it
:05:31. > :05:33.around it goes upside-down. When the children were small, they knew which
:05:34. > :05:38.presents had come from mum and dad because they had the white on the
:05:39. > :05:44.outside! And the coloured bit on the inside. I have the line. When I was
:05:45. > :05:48.growing up, it was me and my sister who were deaf and all of my family
:05:49. > :05:51.were hearing. One time I went to my grandparents, my aunties and uncles
:05:52. > :05:55.were there. I didn't understand anything, I couldn't follow what
:05:56. > :06:00.they were saying. Since I have had children, there has been a big
:06:01. > :06:05.change. We do use British Sign Language more on Christmas Day with
:06:06. > :06:10.the family. This year, I have got an artificial tree because if I had a
:06:11. > :06:14.real tree, there's a chance that the needles would drop and Ashleigh
:06:15. > :06:19.would get pins in his paws. What colour is this one? Gold and red.
:06:20. > :06:23.What I miss about that is, there is no smell in the room of Christmas.
:06:24. > :06:30.And that, for me, is really important. So I have been hunting
:06:31. > :06:37.around the shops trying to find some kind of diffuser which has a pine
:06:38. > :06:43.scent to it. Now, that I have my own children, we have bought music to
:06:44. > :06:48.play for the bedroom so they can hear, the same in my car, we have
:06:49. > :06:55.music on with Christmas songs, just for the children, of course not for
:06:56. > :07:00.me(!) One thing I always loved, even when I could see, was bright
:07:01. > :07:07.colours, bright lights. They on? Yeah. Good. A Christmas tree can't
:07:08. > :07:13.be a Christmas tree without lovely lights on, make the place look like
:07:14. > :07:23.a nightclub! You can take the girl out of the '70s, but you can't take
:07:24. > :07:27.the '70s out of the girl! Thank you to Bernie, Rebecca and Amy, her
:07:28. > :07:35.interpreter. We hope you have a lovely Christmas. Yes. So, Danny, it
:07:36. > :07:41.was Christmas 2013 when Mick Carter hit The Old Vic? Yes. In two years,
:07:42. > :07:47.a hell of a lot has happened to him. Give us a brief resume. Where do I
:07:48. > :07:53.start? Yes, it has been a nutty two years, it's been a beautiful thing,
:07:54. > :07:58.though. Taking over The Vic is a great job. No, they have thrown a
:07:59. > :08:03.few storylines at me. They have. You love it, that is what you want to be
:08:04. > :08:09.doing. I can pull a naughty pint. Not a lot of laughs in EastEnders. A
:08:10. > :08:18.little bit. It is up-and-down! It is dark. That is why I love it. Needs
:08:19. > :08:22.more lightness, I think. I like that dark bit. You turned it down several
:08:23. > :08:30.times before you accepted? They elbowed me! And then I turned it
:08:31. > :08:35.down because it was a gangstery-type role, sort of obvious, then they
:08:36. > :08:39.came with the perfect role, this Mick Carter, a perfect man, which I
:08:40. > :08:47.can't live up to! He is a beautiful character to play. It's been a great
:08:48. > :08:52.two years. And Linda and Mick are eventually tying the knot on New
:08:53. > :08:56.Year's Day. We have seen this picture of them all, this wedding
:08:57. > :09:03.picture. A picture can say a thousand words. Can you give us an
:09:04. > :09:09.idea... You want a thousand words? An idea of what led to this? So,
:09:10. > :09:16.obviously there's a wedding going on. It goes slightly bandy, right?
:09:17. > :09:25.Bandy means it goes slightly wrong. Right. And we get - look at the
:09:26. > :09:33.state of me, look. I'm still worried about me tie, see. It is quite
:09:34. > :09:43.haunting. I quite like this picture. It's a bit like Peaky Blinders in a
:09:44. > :09:47.way! It has. And a touch of Sopranos... LAUGHTER Who is
:09:48. > :09:52.laughing? It is an interesting wedding. You say a wedding, but will
:09:53. > :09:59.it happen? We have an exclusive clip here from next week. You have always
:10:00. > :10:05.wanted a big day, so is it Lee? I can have a chat with him. It is
:10:06. > :10:12.nothing to do with the kids. It is just the money. I told you. Fine.
:10:13. > :10:19.Fine. We won't do it. OK, we will call the whole thing off. Thank you.
:10:20. > :10:24.Not an ounce of disappointment in your voice. It is just a bit of
:10:25. > :10:29.paper, never bothered us before! APPLAUSE
:10:30. > :10:36.It is all the stress of wedding planning and that is what it is!
:10:37. > :10:41.Women! Hey. Drive you mad. There is no need for that. I love her to
:10:42. > :10:45.death. She's got the stress of planning the wedding, this is the
:10:46. > :10:50.thing. I get involved, to be fair. Good. We need that bit of jeopardy
:10:51. > :10:55.before. You know what I mean? She breaks me heart for a couple of
:10:56. > :11:00.hours. Mick's stag-do is in Christmas week. You have got your
:11:01. > :11:06.own real stag-do just after. Are you going to mix the two up? In the
:11:07. > :11:13.show, they said, look, what will be your ideal stag-do. So I got a say
:11:14. > :11:17.in it. I called on the ultimate stag-do, it is in The Vic, it's a
:11:18. > :11:24.beautiful thing. It is like a three-day bender! All very tender?
:11:25. > :11:29.There is a bit of tenderness. It will surprise a couple of people. I
:11:30. > :11:34.was honoured that they asked my opinion on it. It is a really good
:11:35. > :11:43.stag. I don't think my real stag can touch it. You will have a good go!
:11:44. > :11:46.Yeah. And we can't not talk about Strictly, and Linda played by
:11:47. > :11:52.Kellie, who has done brilliantly. So proud. We are all so proud of her. I
:11:53. > :11:56.didn't know she had it in her. She has been ratty on set, I ain't going
:11:57. > :12:01.to lie. She will love you for that! I don't blame her. To be able to
:12:02. > :12:08.juggle the two, it seems impossible. Absolutely. She is Week 12. Yeah. I
:12:09. > :12:15.mean, I have to hold my hands up to. Doing the two jobs is not easy. I
:12:16. > :12:21.haven't got it in me! You never know. Next year. No. We have been
:12:22. > :12:26.revealing heart-warming Christmas Stories through our One Show Advent
:12:27. > :12:31.Calendar. Absolutely. Behind door 11 is Kathryn Newton who joins us
:12:32. > :12:35.tonight. Kathryn moved back from South Africa 17 years ago, but her
:12:36. > :12:40.eldest daughter still lives out there. However, she is flying in
:12:41. > :12:54.with the grandchildren this Christmas. How long has it been?
:12:55. > :13:02.Five years since we had Christmas together. It is a long time. Yeah.
:13:03. > :13:06.We are looking forward to it. It's been two years since you have seen
:13:07. > :13:10.them. Hayley, Clinton and the children have flown in today so
:13:11. > :13:12.shall we start Christmas right now? Bring them in then!
:13:13. > :13:21.# It's the most wonderful time of the year
:13:22. > :13:41.# With the kids... # APPLAUSE There you are. Obviously, a
:13:42. > :13:47.very emotional reunion. Kathryn, can I ask you, what is the plan for
:13:48. > :13:50.Christmas? She is hosting Christmas for all of us on Christmas Day, with
:13:51. > :13:55.my brother from Australia. Very nice. Who is also out here at the
:13:56. > :13:59.moment. So a big family reunion. Lovely. Lovely to see you back
:14:00. > :14:07.together. A Merry Christmas. Thank you. So, from one reunion to
:14:08. > :14:11.another, and Bake Off champion Nadiya Hussain has been back to her
:14:12. > :14:16.old school to inspire the next generation. Winning The Great
:14:17. > :14:21.British Bake Off has been a life-changing experience for a home
:14:22. > :14:25.baker like me. My baking story didn't begin at home. As we never
:14:26. > :14:29.used our oven! It was here at this school that I first learnt to bake
:14:30. > :14:34.and discovered that the oven wasn't just for storage. I wonder if the
:14:35. > :14:40.next generation have the baking bug, too. Challney School for Girls has
:14:41. > :14:44.changed a lot since I was here. Wow, it's quite a privilege to be here. I
:14:45. > :14:49.can't believe I'm stood here right now. I remember a long time ago...
:14:50. > :14:53.The uniform is the same and I'm hoping the passion for food is too.
:14:54. > :14:58.Do you like baking? Yes. Have you made scones? We will be tackling one
:14:59. > :15:05.of the very first recipes I can remember learning here, a savoury
:15:06. > :15:11.cheese and chive scone. When you push down, you never twist because
:15:12. > :15:15.if you twist, the dough twists and it twists and falls as it bakes so
:15:16. > :15:20.you don't get a straight scone. Time for the girls to show me their
:15:21. > :15:26.skills. I like baking. I want to have a cake shop when I'm older.
:15:27. > :15:31.Really? I want to go on The Great British Bake Off. A woman after my
:15:32. > :15:39.own heart! Don't be scared of it. You look like you are afraid of it.
:15:40. > :15:42.The teacher says these days food technology is far from a
:15:43. > :15:46.second-class subject and lessons are about the science as well as the art
:15:47. > :15:50.of cooking. There is a huge emphasis on nutrition. It's making sure that
:15:51. > :15:54.they are not going in the kitchen and cooking, but also understanding
:15:55. > :15:58.properties of ingredients and how they work together. Where does it
:15:59. > :16:03.stand in the curriculum right now? How important is it? Very important.
:16:04. > :16:10.It is a subject that does well. Last year, we had 77.1% A to C, this year
:16:11. > :16:13.we have 80%. They love it. If a child forget their ingredients, they
:16:14. > :16:18.will call the parents, and the parents will drop it off. After 15
:16:19. > :16:23.minutes in the oven, the best bit - tasting time! They look amazing.
:16:24. > :16:34.They are lovely. That is big. It is great, but it is not a bad thing!
:16:35. > :16:39.It's a nice texture. They are quite nice. Very nice. No problem with
:16:40. > :16:43.scones. So we move things up a gear with the lemon drizzle cake that won
:16:44. > :16:48.me the Bake Off title. I can't resist showing them a few tricks of
:16:49. > :16:55.my own. Can you do it one-handed? No. Can you not? Can you? I will
:16:56. > :17:14.show myself up if I can't do it! No way! Do you like baking at home?
:17:15. > :17:20.Yeah. When I bake, it relaxes me. They come out looking good, each
:17:21. > :17:29.with an individual touch. Who got that icing sugar out? This is good.
:17:30. > :17:33.Nice texture. The tang is delicious. They have said, I don't care if you
:17:34. > :17:36.won the Bake Off, I want to change something around! I quite - there is
:17:37. > :17:40.something endearing about people who are brave enough to say I can take a
:17:41. > :17:43.recipe and change it and make it my own. Every single recipe here is
:17:44. > :17:47.delicious and everybody who has baked here today should be proud of
:17:48. > :17:52.themselves. They have done a fantastic job. It's been such an
:17:53. > :18:00.enjoyable day. Stood in front of these kirn who are so enthusiastic
:18:01. > :18:03.about baking and about cooking. Somehow, the bottle-green uniform
:18:04. > :18:10.has taken me right back and it is nice to be home, it is great.
:18:11. > :18:20.And Nadiya is here now along with the girls from Challney School.
:18:21. > :18:24.Lovely to see you. You said that you only realised when you went to
:18:25. > :18:30.school that ovens weren't just for storage. My mum would store all her
:18:31. > :18:34.frying pans in there. She would never see a cupboard empty. If it is
:18:35. > :18:41.not full, you are putting something in it. We never, there is no such
:18:42. > :18:45.thing as dessert after dinner, so we never used the oven. So mum was
:18:46. > :18:50.like, it is empty, let's put stuff in it. It is sensible. So, we are
:18:51. > :18:54.talking gingerbread today. You have made this beautiful gingerbread
:18:55. > :18:58.house for us. Isn't that just the best gingerbread house? I'm obsessed
:18:59. > :19:06.with that house. I can't get my head around it! You shouldn't eat it!
:19:07. > :19:12.That is a work of art. Decoration. Would you eat the Mona Lisa? No.
:19:13. > :19:17.What is the secret to making good gingerbread? With gingerbread, it is
:19:18. > :19:24.one of those recipes, when you say "ginger" it has to taste like
:19:25. > :19:28.ginger. I think without it blowing your head off, you have to have a
:19:29. > :19:35.good balance of ginger and when you are baking it, you can do go two
:19:36. > :19:41.ways. I like it when it bends and you have the ones that want it to
:19:42. > :19:45.snap. If you want to make a chewier version, cook it for five minutes
:19:46. > :19:52.less. If you want crunchy, five minutes more. I have green fingers,
:19:53. > :19:58.really(!) I have a recipe for ice! That is my limit. I didn't know
:19:59. > :20:03.gingerbread was a Christmas thing. I think it is one of those - ginger...
:20:04. > :20:11.Where is the ginger there? It is in the biscuit! Got ya. I like the
:20:12. > :20:15.slates. Thank you. If you are not the best in the kitchen, which,
:20:16. > :20:23.Danny, you are not that brilliant. How dare you? If you are not
:20:24. > :20:31.brilliant, there are flat-pack versions in the supermarket. We have
:20:32. > :20:37.some. We have one from Selfridges, which is ?14.99, Lakeland at ?12.95,
:20:38. > :20:44.another one from Morrisons, ?5. You had a go. I tried to build the
:20:45. > :20:49.Morrisons flat-pack. I had a hammer! And a drill. As you can see, the
:20:50. > :20:57.problem was, it came with its own landlord! It looks like it is going
:20:58. > :21:03.quite well. Until that point! There. Oh, Jasper! Don't get jealous,
:21:04. > :21:09.Nadiya! How do you do the roof? What is the best way? I think you need a
:21:10. > :21:12.second pair of hands, which I don't always have around! When you are
:21:13. > :21:17.constructing, the best way to do it is to have some sort of a can or
:21:18. > :21:22.anything, just to prop things up with. And then just leave things.
:21:23. > :21:29.Don't - it is easy to manoeuvre things around. Just leave them.
:21:30. > :21:35.Patience is the key. Patient? -- patience? A few more gingerbread
:21:36. > :21:41.houses we have as well. Asda do one, Tesco, or you can go posher and go
:21:42. > :21:46.John Lewis for ?15. The girls had a go at the posh John Lewis one. Let's
:21:47. > :21:55.have a look at how that one went. Jasper, any better than yours? They
:21:56. > :21:59.know what they are doing. And they have been taught by Nadiya. Which is
:22:00. > :22:06.a help! The finished result is not as good as mine. At least you can
:22:07. > :22:13.eat it! It is very pretty that one. Really nice. For Nadiya's
:22:14. > :22:17.gingerbread house recipe head to bbc.co.uk/theoneshow and Nadiya will
:22:18. > :22:22.be back in the New Year. The children have baked you a surprise
:22:23. > :22:30.cake. Can you guess which variety it is? Any idea? Go on, a cabbage cake?
:22:31. > :22:34.No. A carrot cake! It's got some interesting bits in it. Thank you,
:22:35. > :22:42.girls. Thank you. Very nice of you. Thank you. Apart from gingerbread
:22:43. > :22:50.houses, what else screams Christmas? The sound of bells? Danny, if you
:22:51. > :22:55.could read that? Ding dong! The sound of sleigh bells. Christmas
:22:56. > :23:01.wouldn't be Christmas if we didn't hear those cheery chimes. Even if
:23:02. > :23:06.bells sum up the sound of Christmas, they rarely are used on their own to
:23:07. > :23:18.produce a recognised Christmas hell di. -- melody. I want to change that
:23:19. > :23:22.on the streets of Bristol. For me to get the best shot of hearing it
:23:23. > :23:27.altogether, I need to be down there in between them. Even though the two
:23:28. > :23:31.churches are on opposite side of Broad Street, the problem will still
:23:32. > :23:38.be getting everyone to play at once. And in time. With people ringing in
:23:39. > :23:43.three different locations, I am going to use a "click track." A
:23:44. > :23:49.pre-recorded series of beats everyone can stick to. I'll cue them
:23:50. > :23:52.using a walkie-talkie. Because of the way church bells are rung, the
:23:53. > :23:59.biggest challenge will be getting them to produce single notes instead
:24:00. > :24:02.of a continuous peel. We ring following one another and we ring
:24:03. > :24:11.quite close together. What you want me to do for the piece is this. To
:24:12. > :24:16.set it first time... To kind of pause it halfway in... Yes, the bell
:24:17. > :24:22.is set in the up position and resting there. Is that difficult?
:24:23. > :24:29.Yes, especially in the towers you are asking us to perform the piece
:24:30. > :24:33.in. Any other challenges? The bells in the two different churches will
:24:34. > :24:37.not be in tune with each other. They were made at different times. Any
:24:38. > :24:46.rehearsal would have to be in public giving away the surprise. So the
:24:47. > :24:58.moment of truth. Joining me are the hand bell-ringers. Stand by, two,
:24:59. > :25:40.one, Christ Church. All Saints. Three, two, one, go! BELLS PEEL
:25:41. > :25:44.Well, perhaps not entirely in tune or in time! But performed in the
:25:45. > :25:58.true spirit of Christmas. They couldn't wait to get stuck in!
:25:59. > :26:03.With Star Wars bound to be huge, lightsabers might be the top of a
:26:04. > :26:12.few Christmas lists. These guys have gone one step further. Simeone
:26:13. > :26:18.Spreafico, welcome. How did this start, how did you devise a combat
:26:19. > :26:24.sport from lightsabers? We were with friends and we started in the
:26:25. > :26:30.basement to try to dream what if, if the lightsaber exists, and we
:26:31. > :26:37.started with martial arts masters, we came from martial arts. Then
:26:38. > :26:41.pupils came and we started to create a network and rules to fight
:26:42. > :26:46.together. Lovely. You are the UK ambassador, Jordan. How do you score
:26:47. > :26:51.then? The way the scoring works is we have divided the body into two
:26:52. > :27:01.scoring zones. Anything below the elbow or knees are considered a
:27:02. > :27:09.non-fatal strike. We would declare by raising the limb that was struck.
:27:10. > :27:18.When we feel that strike, we declare it by saying "oh". Why are the
:27:19. > :27:26.lightsabers all different colours? You can choose. When you became
:27:27. > :27:30.Jedi, you decide the colour of your lightsaber. Every pupil has a blue
:27:31. > :27:36.lightsaber, then you choose your own. If you decide to become
:27:37. > :27:43.something else, you can choose another colour. How big is it in the
:27:44. > :27:47.UK and around the world? We have reached around 80 members in the UK
:27:48. > :27:53.since opening last year. Internationally, we span eight
:27:54. > :27:56.nations. And it is over 600 people that compete internationally. We had
:27:57. > :28:02.our first international tournament in Milan in May. 135 competitors
:28:03. > :28:08.from Italy, England and Belgium. It was a fantastic two-day event. You
:28:09. > :28:14.have chosen to be a Jedi? I have. Was that easy for you? It was. I
:28:15. > :28:19.have always been a bit of a goody-two-shoes at heart. Hopefully,
:28:20. > :28:23.this will catch on a lot further. What about in Milan, is this big
:28:24. > :28:30.there? Yes. Sorry, I don't understand. Is it a big sport in
:28:31. > :28:37.Milan? Yeah. In Milan, we have 100 pupils. Wow, that is good. We are
:28:38. > :28:41.growing. I hope. Thank you. A pleasure to meet you. I leave the
:28:42. > :28:45.boys with their toys, but that is all for tonight. Thank you, Jasper.
:28:46. > :28:49.It has been lovely to have you. Absolute pleasure. Thanks to Danny
:28:50. > :28:54.Dyer. You can catch up with EastEnders after us and watch out
:28:55. > :28:58.for loads of duff duffs of a Christmas. I will be back on Monday
:28:59. > :29:00.with Harry Hill and Jools Holland. Have a lovely weekend. Bye.