:00:23. > :00:28.One show, anybody there? We said, is there anybody there?! There are
:00:28. > :00:32.people there. Alex Jones is here. So is Chris Evans. Tonight's guest
:00:32. > :00:36.had a few jobs before he stepped into showbiz. From working in a
:00:36. > :00:44.call centre to the checkout at Tesco's. Judging from this picture,
:00:44. > :00:54.he has always had his sights set on bigger things. Please welcome Her
:00:54. > :00:54.
:00:54. > :01:00.That crown was so heavy, it was a replica of what the Queen
:01:00. > :01:05.actually... It is so heavy, I don't know how she does it. I had a mark
:01:05. > :01:12.across here for the whole weekend. It looked like I had a lobotomy.
:01:12. > :01:19.you can empathise? I don't know how she does it, and she is 80. She's
:01:19. > :01:25.got sciatica at the moment, front page of the paper. Her Majesty.
:01:25. > :01:33.know you are a Chatty Man, but are you a messy man? Would you let your
:01:33. > :01:37.kitchen get into this state? That's disgusting! It's like a Tracey Emin
:01:37. > :01:40.kind of thing. It is Jessica Stillwell's house after she finally
:01:40. > :01:44.snapped over the mess that pickets left behind every day. She posted
:01:44. > :01:48.the pictures on the internet to try to shame them into TED net. We
:01:48. > :01:54.don't know if it worked. tonight we want you to turn in your
:01:54. > :01:59.teenagers. Sending your pictures and we will help you shame your
:01:59. > :02:05.kids into cleaning up. Or, kids, if you have a particularly messy mum
:02:05. > :02:11.and dad, let's see that as well. cannot wait for those. And I can't
:02:11. > :02:15.wait for Foody Friday. This is fast food, and in particular festival
:02:15. > :02:19.fast food. It may be time for the army of cool caterers to park up
:02:19. > :02:27.their trailers for the winter. But just before they did, Jay swooped
:02:27. > :02:32.It is still very early, breakfast time for me, but already there is
:02:32. > :02:39.an army at work thinking about breakfast, lunch, tea and dinner
:02:39. > :02:49.and a vast array of snacks. I am at best double, the last major music
:02:49. > :02:49.
:02:49. > :02:54.festival this summer. -- There are 400 music festivals in
:02:54. > :02:59.Britain alone. Outdoor catering has become an enormous business. 55,000
:02:59. > :03:08.people will arrive here, all demanding food. They wanted hot,
:03:08. > :03:13.fresh, easy to hold, fresh, cheap, tasty and they want it now.
:03:13. > :03:18.first thing I saw was the burger, so I went for that. It did sell
:03:18. > :03:25.itself with a rare breed of beef? didn't really read the small print,
:03:25. > :03:30.to be honest Costock I went for eight pork roll, with stuffing.
:03:30. > :03:35.went for chicken nuggets and chips? Yes. I've only just got here and I
:03:35. > :03:41.am confused. There is too much choice. These days, that is exactly
:03:41. > :03:48.what the customer demands. So, the traders work hard all summer to
:03:48. > :03:55.provide it. When we first started, it was all burger bars, hot dogs.
:03:55. > :03:59.Now it is organic pheasant Berger, squirrel sausages. The fact you're
:03:59. > :04:04.doing it in a field shouldn't compromise the quality of food.
:04:04. > :04:08.there is a lot of competition for the punter's pounds. For a
:04:08. > :04:12.successful festival, the caterer has to have a military organisation
:04:12. > :04:16.and be extremely resourceful. have to have different hats, you
:04:16. > :04:26.need to do everything from sorting out your vehicle, the staff, your
:04:26. > :04:30.
:04:30. > :04:33.stock, the breakdowns, you know, If you have a restaurant, you get
:04:33. > :04:36.bookings and you know from week to week the average numbers to expect.
:04:36. > :04:41.How do you know here how many people you will serve and how much
:04:41. > :04:45.food to bring along? You can never find out how a ticket sales are
:04:45. > :04:49.going. Nobody will tell you. The best indication is to talk to the
:04:50. > :04:53.toilet people. They have to put so many in command they will cut them
:04:53. > :04:57.back if they are not selling the tickets. So then you know not to
:04:58. > :05:01.get too excited about how much food to produce. On occasions you get it
:05:01. > :05:06.desperately wrong, suddenly you have no salad left. You are running
:05:06. > :05:11.around, like a headless chicken, trying to get everything possible.
:05:11. > :05:17.Thereof boxes of peanut butter, chocolate spread, the biggest jars
:05:17. > :05:21.of Marmite you have ever seen. Brandy? Just for a bit of brandy
:05:21. > :05:26.coffee to keep us going through the night. They are usually long nights.
:05:26. > :05:32.It's all about keeping customers satisfied. Healthy stuff, it's
:05:32. > :05:36.tasty, I like it. Quite a sophisticated selection. Probably
:05:36. > :05:43.the biggest beefburger there. a small thing, but how do you
:05:43. > :05:49.intend to eat? I will unzip my head. If you don't provide it, you don't
:05:49. > :05:54.get repeat custom. You might be busy for the first day, and then by
:05:54. > :06:00.some day, you are dead. Patrick has brought 6000 pies with him. The
:06:00. > :06:05.weather can have a massive impact on sales. Everything is raised off
:06:05. > :06:10.the floor. If we have floods, it runs underneath. You have done
:06:10. > :06:16.festivals aloft? A lot of floods. At the beginning of the season, we
:06:16. > :06:19.were losing money hand over fist. When it's a foot of water,
:06:19. > :06:25.everybody is miserable and has had enough, that is the biggest
:06:25. > :06:33.challenge. I can imagine! I find it hard to see the appeal. Sometimes,
:06:33. > :06:36.so do day. Are you addicted to the festival lifestyle? No, I'm
:06:36. > :06:40.addicted to working the minimum amount of time in life and getting
:06:40. > :06:46.the most out of the other debt. There are no festivals in winter,
:06:46. > :06:50.so I can relax. It's a precarious living, quite a ridiculous one. I
:06:50. > :06:57.hate it sometimes, but I actually love it. It's about the people, the
:06:57. > :07:04.people on the circuit are great people. And I love pies. That was
:07:04. > :07:11.the sunny day that we had, do you remember? Pie and chips, and gravy!
:07:11. > :07:21.Bring them on. I went to that Festival a couple of years back,
:07:21. > :07:23.
:07:23. > :07:28.when the worst weather, one of the stages actually sank. Honestly,
:07:28. > :07:34.Will Young was on it. Quite dramatic? Like the Titanic going
:07:34. > :07:42.down, it was! Have you discussed this with him since? Well, he just
:07:42. > :07:47.looked like he was not very happy. He was singing, Beth Billy Wright
:07:47. > :07:53.now, there was just a trilby hat in the mud. And did you have a
:07:53. > :07:57.beefburger or anything? Fish finger sandwiches. Junk-food is my area of
:07:57. > :08:04.expertise. The new thing is for top young chefs to come up with junk
:08:04. > :08:10.food and make it a bit posh. So, we've got a hot dog. Are these the
:08:10. > :08:16.Bubbledogs guys? James Knappett has a new restaurant called Bubbledogs.
:08:17. > :08:23.They only serve hot dogs and champagne. Yours has salsa, avocado,
:08:23. > :08:31.salad cream and jalapenos. Go on! It's never easy to eat on
:08:31. > :08:41.television. You have Aiken, caramelised lettuce and truffle
:08:41. > :08:43.
:08:43. > :08:52.Hold on, we've got to wash it down. You don't feel very classy, when
:08:52. > :08:56.you are having it, do you? The next one from Jay... We are getting paid
:08:56. > :09:04.for this, this is brilliant. have Kentucky Fried Chicken. This
:09:04. > :09:09.is from a restaurant called Rita's. Shall I have a bite and pass it on
:09:09. > :09:16.to you? Yeah... I haven't got gum disease! They serve their
:09:16. > :09:24.beefburgers in a paper bag. Do I go for the bit that Alan has had, or
:09:24. > :09:34.my own bit? This is so insulting! It would be like we were kissing.
:09:34. > :09:37.
:09:37. > :09:46.Look at that, nice. The last thing we have got is a Filet-o-Fish. It
:09:46. > :09:55.has squid ink aioli. What is that? Just sauce, I think. You are
:09:55. > :10:05.definitely going first on this one, I'm not going second. It's all posh,
:10:05. > :10:13.
:10:14. > :10:19.isn't it? What do you prepare, It doesn't get any posher than that.
:10:19. > :10:29.No, it don't. Do you prefer the posh junk food or... Are that was
:10:29. > :10:29.
:10:29. > :10:39.disgusting. These are like posh chips. We don't know where this
:10:39. > :10:53.
:10:54. > :10:57.item is going, but we are enjoying OK, we need some videotape cover.
:10:57. > :11:01.Mike Dilger, with another hero of his.
:11:01. > :11:07.In Scotland, one man has done arguably more for wildlife
:11:07. > :11:10.conservation than any other. Roy Dennis has dedicated his life to
:11:10. > :11:15.the protection of rare birds and mammals, threatened with
:11:15. > :11:18.disappearing, across the country. He is perhaps best known for
:11:18. > :11:25.spearheading the return of the osprey. More than 50 years on, he's
:11:25. > :11:35.still at it. He's out working, in all weathers. Ospreys, magnificent,
:11:35. > :11:38.
:11:38. > :11:42.It such a miserable day, they are completely soaked. You know these
:11:42. > :11:48.birds intimately. I suppose you were responsible for their parents,
:11:48. > :11:53.their grandparents and their grandparents? A little bit. That
:11:53. > :11:58.one goes to the coast in winter, and in June she goes to the Sahara
:11:58. > :12:01.desert and then she comes back here. When he started out as a young
:12:01. > :12:06.ornithologist in the 1950s, there was just one breeding pair of
:12:06. > :12:10.Ospreys in Scotland. Numbers have been wiped out by egg and skin
:12:10. > :12:16.collectors. Working for the RSPB, he championed the building of
:12:16. > :12:22.secure, guarded nests to entice them back. It worked and now there
:12:22. > :12:27.are about 250 breeding pairs, with Roy still working alongside. This
:12:27. > :12:31.winter, we built the new nest. When they came back from Africa, they
:12:31. > :12:37.went straight to our next. They have doubled the size of it.
:12:37. > :12:42.Nowadays, throughout Britain, 40% of the nests are ones where we have
:12:42. > :12:47.secured them, built them, so that they are more secure and they are
:12:47. > :12:53.going to produce more young successfully. You are Mr osprey,
:12:53. > :12:56.aren't you? I enjoy it studying them and helping them. He is
:12:56. > :13:00.integral to the success of many other animals as well. He was part
:13:00. > :13:05.of the team that reintroduced sea eagles, not seen in Britain for
:13:05. > :13:09.almost a century. He was also part of the campaign that successfully
:13:09. > :13:14.put beavers back into their native Scotland. But his hope for the next
:13:14. > :13:21.reintroduction, with other Scottish conservation bodies, seems
:13:21. > :13:26.potentially more controversial. Habitat now in Scotland is perfect
:13:26. > :13:32.for Lynx. The people that have studied them say that our food
:13:32. > :13:35.supply of deer and rabbits is second to none. It's very difficult
:13:35. > :13:39.to get the beaver reintroduced, a top predator like that is
:13:39. > :13:44.potentially much more contentious? There is the possibility that there
:13:44. > :13:49.might be problems with sheep. But, in many areas, there are no sheep
:13:49. > :13:54.and there are many deer. Try to control them by hunting is very
:13:54. > :13:57.difficult. The animal would fit into our country. I think the
:13:57. > :14:03.important thing is that the whole community should be involved in
:14:03. > :14:07.these decisions. But whatever animal is under question, his main
:14:07. > :14:17.passion is still the osprey. And a favoured place he likes to watch
:14:17. > :14:23.
:14:23. > :14:27.the birds he helped bring back is At low tide like this in the
:14:27. > :14:31.evening, it is a good place to see the birds hunting. About 10
:14:31. > :14:34.different ospreys at this time of year will come here to hunt.
:14:34. > :14:39.Watching them at the moment, they are moving and hovering, but they
:14:39. > :14:45.are incredibly high up. Some of them are 300 ft up. They come down
:14:45. > :14:51.and then they look and they died in. Ospreys have incredible eyesight,
:14:51. > :14:55.and they are searching for flat fish that swim close to the sea bed.
:14:55. > :15:00.They are the colour of mud, resting on mode, and yet the birds are
:15:00. > :15:07.picking them off. This one looks like it is stooping. There it goes.
:15:07. > :15:11.Bang! It has not caught anything, has it? No, that has come out empty.
:15:11. > :15:16.And it will shake itself, get the water off, come round and you can
:15:16. > :15:20.see it climbing back up now. Do you know what, I think we have deserved
:15:20. > :15:24.this. We have been in horrible weather all day. It has stopped and
:15:24. > :15:34.we have them fishing in front of us in their natural habitat. It does
:15:34. > :15:37.
:15:37. > :15:44.not get much better. It is just a He has his own takeaway going on!
:15:44. > :15:51.Do you think it is as nice as the Fillet-o-Fish? Our researcher was
:15:51. > :15:58.telling us you are an outdoor bloke. I got lost for an hour and a half
:15:58. > :16:04.in the wood. Where? It was in Sussex. I treat the dogs to going
:16:04. > :16:11.out somewhere on a Thursday. We go away. I actually got lost. I was
:16:11. > :16:16.crying and everything. How did you find your way out? I found my way
:16:16. > :16:22.to a motorway. Where I started was nowhere near a motorway youth. You
:16:22. > :16:26.know the kind of people that usually go, quick, drive on. I was
:16:26. > :16:31.crying, and the poor girl who was doing the research chat, my phone
:16:31. > :16:40.kept going out. I was going, I am by myself in the words, can you
:16:40. > :16:49.help me? The researcher from this show. Not only did she research me,
:16:49. > :16:59.but she helped me. Thank you so much. Employees of the month.
:16:59. > :17:03.
:17:03. > :17:07.milking goats! Earlier, we asked for your pictures, if you wanted to
:17:07. > :17:15.embarrass your kids, or if the kids wanted to embarrass parents by
:17:15. > :17:25.sending a picture of their messy bedrooms. Chloe and Jamie, this is
:17:25. > :17:33.
:17:33. > :17:38.Please shame my daughter Alice into tidying her room. Shocking! That is
:17:38. > :17:45.bad, isn't it? More of those, please. Kids, get your mercy mums
:17:45. > :17:50.and dads on telly as well. You are hosting a telethon on Channel 4
:17:50. > :17:56.called stand-up to cancer, next Friday. The idea came from America
:17:56. > :18:03.originally. Gwyneth Paltrow started it in America, and they raised �80
:18:03. > :18:07.million in one hour over there. Amazing. She has brought it over to
:18:07. > :18:13.England, to Great Britain, and we are doing a telethon next Friday.
:18:13. > :18:19.They have a week of programmes. and on the Friday it is the
:18:19. > :18:27.culmination, and it is like one big extravaganza, really. So will there
:18:27. > :18:32.be sad films as well? Like Comic Relief? When you want gravitas, you
:18:32. > :18:37.go to Alan Carr, don't you? I don't want people to think it is going to
:18:37. > :18:41.be depressing. It is very uplifting. I will be doing an extended Chatty
:18:41. > :18:48.Man, and we have Bradley Cooper, Pierce Brosnan, Samuel L Jackson,
:18:48. > :18:54.Cheryl Cole, Leona Lewis, and also Davina is doing a �2 million drop.
:18:54. > :18:58.I know! So it is going to be one big extravaganza and it starts at
:18:58. > :19:08.7:30pm. We are going to stay on air as long as the money is coming in.
:19:08. > :19:12.
:19:12. > :19:20.Let's have a look at the mood of My son, my daughter. My grandmother.
:19:20. > :19:23.My father. And now me. And me. This is the moment when we can all make
:19:23. > :19:28.a difference. We are at a turning point in the fight against cancer.
:19:28. > :19:33.We just need your help. I am Kylie Minogue and I Stand Up To Cancer.
:19:33. > :19:39.Please join me. We hope that you raise loads of money because it is
:19:39. > :19:44.a fantastic cause. Weirdly, but sadly, today your friend is having
:19:44. > :19:48.an operation to fight cancer, isn't she? Yes, she is having her voice
:19:48. > :19:53.box removed, because she has cancer there. She will not be able to talk
:19:53. > :19:57.again. When I got asked to be involved, I thought, I have got to
:19:57. > :20:01.do it. And the great thing is that every single penny goes to the
:20:01. > :20:06.clinics who are coming up with a cure. So every single penny goes to
:20:06. > :20:10.scientists who are working to try and find a cure. There is an
:20:10. > :20:14.amazing statistic - and one in three of us will at some point get
:20:14. > :20:22.cancer. So this is a brilliant idea. It seems every week I am finding
:20:22. > :20:26.someone who has got it. That is on Channel 4, going through to the
:20:26. > :20:30.Telethon on Friday with yourself. An exhibition of famous Hollywood
:20:30. > :20:37.costumes is about to open at the V&A Museum in London. We know that
:20:37. > :20:45.Alan is partial to a costume change halfway through a show. Very good.
:20:45. > :20:51.What is going on there? It is so liberating being Hilary Devey. It
:20:51. > :21:01.is! That even his antics pale compared to the big Hollywood epics,
:21:01. > :21:10.
:21:10. > :21:13.Despite having size 5 ft, Charlie Chaplin used to wear a size 14
:21:13. > :21:18.books to help create his famous Trump character. Of course, there
:21:18. > :21:22.were other ways to make a splash in the black-and-white era. Texture.
:21:22. > :21:27.Sequins, anything that glittered and caught the eye. If you think
:21:27. > :21:32.about a top hat, you think about Ginger robbers cut -- Ginger Rogers,
:21:32. > :21:36.the sinewy clothes and the feathers, which Fred Astaire hated. They
:21:36. > :21:43.would stick to his tuxedo and in between the takes, he would sing, I
:21:43. > :21:48.hate to feathers. By the late 1930s, the widespread
:21:48. > :21:52.use of colour was having its impact on costume design. In the book of
:21:52. > :21:57.the Wizard of Oz, the slippers are silver. In the film, to stand out
:21:57. > :22:06.and does all the audience, they were changed to unforgettable read.
:22:06. > :22:11.-- to dazzle the audience. Follow the yellow brick road. Follow the
:22:11. > :22:17.yellow brick road? One of the first films to exploit technicolour was
:22:17. > :22:20.Gone With the wind, at the start of the Second World War.
:22:20. > :22:24.Scarlet's dresses were chosen to emphasise her need to be the centre
:22:24. > :22:34.of the tank -- centre of attention. She stands out from the start of
:22:34. > :22:36.
:22:36. > :22:41.the from. There is not going to be a war. Of course there is. If the
:22:41. > :22:47.producers that again, I will slam the door. -- if either of you says
:22:47. > :22:50.that again. As her fortunes changed, so do her clothes, culminating in
:22:50. > :23:00.the moments when her name, behaviour and costume fuse into one,
:23:00. > :23:05.
:23:05. > :23:09.This was the first colour film to win the best picture Oscar. But the
:23:09. > :23:14.costumes went unrewarded, because the Academy Award for costume
:23:14. > :23:19.design was not introduced until 1948. At first, there were two
:23:19. > :23:25.awards, one for black-and-white films, first awarded to hamlet. And
:23:25. > :23:28.another for colour, one by Joan of Arc. By the late 1950s, Hollywood
:23:28. > :23:34.faced a new threat - the tiny black-and-white television screens
:23:34. > :23:38.could provide entertainment at home. Hollywood's answer was the epic.
:23:38. > :23:43.These films were huge, boasting casts of thousands. This meant the
:23:43. > :23:47.new challenge for costume designers, how to dress all of them. The high
:23:47. > :23:54.point was Cleopatra in 1963, at that time the most expensive movie
:23:54. > :23:58.ever made. 26,000 costumes had to be created, including incredible
:23:58. > :24:03.outfits for the start. Elizabeth Taylor had 65 costume changes in
:24:03. > :24:13.the movie. It set a record that stood for over 30 years, until it
:24:13. > :24:13.
:24:13. > :24:18.was broken by Madonna's 85 changes Elizabeth Taylor as Cleopatra,
:24:18. > :24:24.siren of the Nile. Her stunning beauty and no Tories intrigue turns
:24:24. > :24:29.the tide of civilisation. There was wondrous that caught the public eye.
:24:29. > :24:33.Yes, her triumphant entrance into Rome. She goes under an arch and
:24:33. > :24:39.sits on this chariot, wearing his gold leaf dress that looks like
:24:39. > :24:42.fish scales. The film won the Oscar for best costume design and still
:24:42. > :24:48.today the Oscars and Oscar nominations are going to the
:24:48. > :24:55.costume designers. The latest winner takes us back to the start
:24:55. > :25:02.of our story, the silent film in black and white called The Artist.
:25:02. > :25:12.The only thing better than Chatty Man is talking about it to you.
:25:12. > :25:13.
:25:13. > :25:22.Thank you. 15 shows. Nine series. How do you know all of this? You
:25:22. > :25:26.have read the notes! I put my foot in it so badly. Leona Lewis came on.
:25:26. > :25:36.I never know about the showbiz kissing. I went, thank you for
:25:36. > :25:39.
:25:39. > :25:49.coming, and I dipped her face. -- My teeth went into her. Will we see
:25:49. > :25:50.
:25:50. > :26:00.it on TV? No. Super slow-motion! Like Hannibal Lecter. Sometimes,
:26:00. > :26:04.your show is like the loose women. I will take that as a compliment!
:26:04. > :26:09.You have got Cheryl Cole. She had been on before and she was very
:26:09. > :26:15.guarded, but now she has written the book and it is all in there. It
:26:15. > :26:24.is nice to see her happy. She was happy. Before, she was a bit like,
:26:24. > :26:33.are you going to try and get things out of me. She had heard guard up.
:26:33. > :26:42.Have you read the book? Yes, I do read the books. I used to. When I
:26:42. > :26:52.came on, and you read my book? can't remember. Shall we play the
:26:52. > :26:53.
:26:53. > :27:01.game? We are going to test to see if you have read it. Taxi! We have
:27:01. > :27:10.got quotes from the Cheryl Cole's book, and from Pudsey's My
:27:10. > :27:18.AutobiDOGraphy. Both of them make mention of Ashley. That is where it
:27:18. > :27:22.gets confusing. Which book is this from? Sure enough, the same
:27:22. > :27:27.gigantic cat was spread out on Ashley's furniture, purring as if
:27:27. > :27:37.it owned the place. It looked at me as if to say, not you again, and it
:27:37. > :27:37.
:27:37. > :27:44.snarled. That was Cheryl Cole, because the cat was at her house.
:27:44. > :27:48.It is! I have read it! It was strange seeing Ashley and me on
:27:48. > :27:58.television. They say it puts on weight. That did not apply to
:27:58. > :28:03.
:28:03. > :28:09.Ashley, but I looked like I had put away one too many. Pudsey. Yes!
:28:09. > :28:13.loved Pudsey. You are back on TV tonight. Building up to New Year's
:28:13. > :28:22.Eve. Is there any guest that you would like to have? Prince Harry.
:28:22. > :28:32.We would have so much fun together. We would take our clothes off!
:28:32. > :28:39.
:28:39. > :28:43.Shame your parents, shame your kids. This one from Southampton. My
:28:43. > :28:49.flatmate had done this to the kitchen. My 16-year-old daughter's