:00:15. > :00:17.Hello, and welcome to The One Show, with Kevin Duala...
:00:18. > :00:37.It was fantastic! We had the best welcome and the best fish and chips!
:00:38. > :00:41.It was like a 9.5, 9.9 out of ten. I thought you were going for a classy
:00:42. > :00:42.burger? The first thing I have won on The One Show ever, Matt was
:00:43. > :00:43.furious! First time in the hot
:00:44. > :00:46.seat for you, Kev. And you're in luck, because tonight
:00:47. > :00:50.we've got a massive guest. Some might say he's
:00:51. > :00:54.a magnificent beast. He's towered over everyone he meets,
:00:55. > :00:57.has entertained the masses over the years, and is currently
:00:58. > :00:59.preparing to go on tour. Is it Dippy the Dinosaur
:01:00. > :01:16.from the Natural History Museum? APPLAUSE
:01:17. > :01:21.Hi, Greg, you all right? Fabulous. Nice to see you. You
:01:22. > :01:27.couldn't guess it was me when I'd been sitting here all along, Kevin!
:01:28. > :01:30.Play along! It was drama, Greg, that was acting, of course!
:01:31. > :01:34.of Dippy's replacement, Hope, the blue whale,
:01:35. > :01:36.and he'll be meeting the public from tomorrow.
:01:37. > :01:38.The whale has been given the name Hope as a "symbol
:01:39. > :01:40.of humanity's power to shape a sustainable future".
:01:41. > :01:47.Greg, you've chosen a meaningful name for your forthcoming tour -
:01:48. > :01:57.A meaningful name, might hope. Your tour has an equally meaningful name.
:01:58. > :02:02.And I have been called Hope before! You have gone for You Magnificent
:02:03. > :02:10.Beast! Go one... Y?! What the inspiration? The truth is, I was in
:02:11. > :02:15.London and I got in a taxi. A really drunk student saw me and ran and
:02:16. > :02:20.jumped through the open window of my taxi and grabbed me by the collars
:02:21. > :02:27.and went, oh, You Magnificent Beast! And then he just fell away! Male or
:02:28. > :02:32.female? Mail! I thought, that's it, that's my show title by an! And
:02:33. > :02:36.there's a good story to go with it, perfect. Why a young man would want
:02:37. > :02:39.to call me a magnificent beast, I don't know, but I'm delighted! Have
:02:40. > :02:43.I ever told you the story of the topless picture of me? I wasn't
:02:44. > :02:51.allowed to put it on Amazon because it broke bendable policy! -- it
:02:52. > :02:59.broke their Nepal policy. I can say nipple on The One Show?! You've
:03:00. > :03:05.already said it many times! Do you find that when you are in a taxi you
:03:06. > :03:11.wind up the windows so that people don't throw themselves at you? It
:03:12. > :03:14.hasn't happened again, but thank you to that young man!
:03:15. > :03:16.We'll be talking about your fourth series of Man Down later, too.
:03:17. > :03:19.And we have a surprise for you as well...
:03:20. > :03:25.I would advise you, start getting a little bit nervous... Oh, I did
:03:26. > :03:27.expect that an The One Show! Tonight we're launching our
:03:28. > :03:29.One Show Phone Plan, According to exclusive statistics
:03:30. > :03:32.provided to us by Deloitte, 15.5 million of us think
:03:33. > :03:35.we use our phones too much. And last week, even Prince Harry
:03:36. > :03:37.said that young people should try to take a break
:03:38. > :03:40.from checking their mobiles So we've been asking
:03:41. > :03:44.for your suggestions on how we can all achieve
:03:45. > :03:50.a better phone-life balance. You haven't let us down, thanks for
:03:51. > :03:54.sending them on. We've had loads in, including this
:03:55. > :03:57.sign on the school gates sent in by Gail from Witney -
:03:58. > :04:08."Greet your child with Rhyming and everything! It's like
:04:09. > :04:14.the start of a little rap song, isn't it?! Not a great one! We can
:04:15. > :04:21.give it a go... # Greet your Child with a smile
:04:22. > :04:27.# Not a mobile! #. I won't be part of this, Kevin!
:04:28. > :04:30.And the Smiths showed us about the way they deal
:04:31. > :04:32.with excessive phone use in their house - confiscate all
:04:33. > :04:37.Our plan is made up of the best suggestions we've had,
:04:38. > :04:40.and the Farnworth family are going to be the first to try it
:04:41. > :04:45.Like many families up and down the country, the Farnworths family from
:04:46. > :04:50.Bolton Lancashire were worried that no news was getting out of hand.
:04:51. > :04:55.What are you doing? I'm reading the news. I do don't know where it's
:04:56. > :04:58.going, and I don't like it. When we asked them to monitor their mobile
:04:59. > :05:06.use over one weekend, the results truly shocking. You spent 32 hours
:05:07. > :05:09.on your phones. GASPS
:05:10. > :05:13.That's over a day! So they've currently agreed to by our guinea
:05:14. > :05:16.pigs and test out the one shown Phone Plan for a whole week to see
:05:17. > :05:20.if the suggestions that you have come up with can really help them
:05:21. > :05:26.get the perfect phone- life balance. Although, until I present it to them
:05:27. > :05:34.on this giant smartphone, of course, they have really no idea how far
:05:35. > :05:41.they will be asked to go. Hello! Is managed to negotiate you an update!
:05:42. > :05:45.As you know, this isn't about stopping using your phones
:05:46. > :05:49.altogether. It's about reducing the amount of time you spend on your
:05:50. > :05:53.phone. How are you feeling about plummeting these recommendations?
:05:54. > :05:59.Not very good! The first suggestion that has made it onto our plan was a
:06:00. > :06:03.popular one. Turn off notifications. Make sure that all notifications and
:06:04. > :06:09.are turned off of your mobile, just leaving the ring turned on. Every
:06:10. > :06:12.time it goes off, you spend log on your mobile. I think turning the
:06:13. > :06:16.notifications offers a really good idea. Turn of the notifications. I'm
:06:17. > :06:24.going to turn all of them off. Come on! Stop it, Jake, give it to me!
:06:25. > :06:27.OK, for the next one, follow me into the hole. Next onto the list, you
:06:28. > :06:30.suggested that every household should have a central charging
:06:31. > :06:34.point. And that means you're not going to be looking at your phones
:06:35. > :06:38.while it is an charge. So you spend a bit less time on your phone. And
:06:39. > :06:42.it takes you back to the old days when you use have one phone in the
:06:43. > :06:48.whole house, and it was in the hallway. The third suggestion was
:06:49. > :06:52.the most. Keep mealtimes phone free. It gives us a chance to catch up on
:06:53. > :06:56.the day, and to sort out any problems that we might have. And to
:06:57. > :07:03.really make sure you're not tempted to check your devices... Put them
:07:04. > :07:07.all in a bowl. The first person to get their phone gets to do the
:07:08. > :07:15.family chores for the next week! LAUGHTER
:07:16. > :07:20.I think this will do. Four, in order to get a proper night's sleep, don't
:07:21. > :07:23.take your phones to bed. Because the blue light, you are bound to wake
:07:24. > :07:30.up, actually. We've got to give it a go, we have. We have two. If you
:07:31. > :07:34.worried about your kids sneaking their phones into bed without you
:07:35. > :07:38.noticing, you can always follow suggestion number five. Turn off the
:07:39. > :07:42.Wi-Fi. As long as you keep them on a low data bundle. Six, my personal
:07:43. > :07:46.pet hate. Don't check your phone whilst chatting. If you want to talk
:07:47. > :07:51.to some the end they pick their phone up, you think, oh... I think
:07:52. > :07:53.it depends. Sometimes they might be having a conversation about
:07:54. > :08:00.something that doesn't interest you, it's really boring. Thanks very
:08:01. > :08:04.much, Jake! Meet up with friends in person instead of sending them
:08:05. > :08:09.messages... You might realise who your real friends are, perhaps these
:08:10. > :08:15.are people that he would make friends with. Something tells me
:08:16. > :08:19.this is all getting a bit too much for super SnapChat user Grace. Is a
:08:20. > :08:23.vague friendships. These are not real friends. Friends are people you
:08:24. > :08:28.have a coffee with or go for a walk with. Number eight, stroll without
:08:29. > :08:32.looking at your screen, Jacob! We're going to send you on a family walk,
:08:33. > :08:37.when none of you has a mobile phone with you, so that you can enjoy the
:08:38. > :08:40.sights and the company. I think that's a really good idea.
:08:41. > :08:48.Suggestion number nine is one for mum and dad. Phone free date night.
:08:49. > :08:52.Geis! Last, but by no means least, if all else fails, implement the
:08:53. > :08:57.final selection. Turn off the phones for a whole day. My grandchildren
:08:58. > :09:01.have much more thundering things together, and it helps their
:09:02. > :09:06.communication skills as well -- have much more on doing things together
:09:07. > :09:13.at. That's quite manageable. I think I'd go mad. There's no other way to
:09:14. > :09:17.describe it. There you have it, The One Show ten point Phone Plan.
:09:18. > :09:21.There's no excuses, Grace, for missing out on any of these. Will
:09:22. > :09:25.the family stick to it for a whole week over the summer and will it
:09:26. > :09:28.reduce their phone use? I can't wait to find out! You might find if
:09:29. > :09:31.you're not on it all the time that there are other things that you do
:09:32. > :09:36.which are more enriching to your life.
:09:37. > :09:39.I'll tell you what, Grace didn't look too happy. I can understand
:09:40. > :09:41.why, frankly! Tommy is here with us -
:09:42. > :09:51.or Technical Tommy, He's been elevated. Technical
:09:52. > :09:53.telephone Tommy, I'm elevating myself! This could change
:09:54. > :09:58.everybody's lives, this ten point plan. We want everyone to give this
:09:59. > :10:01.a go. There are loads of apps out there that you can download onto
:10:02. > :10:05.your phone which will help you monitor how much you use your phone.
:10:06. > :10:10.If you download these free apps, things like quality time, break
:10:11. > :10:17.free. A phone app to stop you from using your phone! This is what I
:10:18. > :10:20.said earlier! It is like the app to end all other apps. It will tell you
:10:21. > :10:24.that you are only using your phone at night or in the day or WhatsApp
:10:25. > :10:27.or whatever it is that you were doing. You find out where you are
:10:28. > :10:31.overly using your phone and then you can reclaim your life. So, which of
:10:32. > :10:36.these are you going to implement, Alex? How many of these do you think
:10:37. > :10:43.you can get a go? This is our One Show Phone Plan. You can do all of
:10:44. > :10:47.those, Alex! No, I'm not turning off notifications or having a central
:10:48. > :10:54.charge point! You go a lot more Welsh when you get defensive! I
:10:55. > :10:57.don't even notice myself! OK, I'll do no phone mealtimes because I
:10:58. > :11:00.think it's rude to have a phone on the table. I won't take the phone to
:11:01. > :11:04.bed, I've started doing that for the last week. And I sleep a lot better,
:11:05. > :11:12.actually. I'm not unplugging the Wi-Fi, no. I will go for a walk
:11:13. > :11:20.without my phone, at a push. Device free date night, that's a good one.
:11:21. > :11:26.No... I'm joking! We'll try that, yes. Greg, could you do any of
:11:27. > :11:32.those? Not at the moment, I'm as addicted as anybody else to my
:11:33. > :11:36.phone. I would put this is my number one thing. I would like to stop
:11:37. > :11:40.sending myself messages to remind myself of things! I do this
:11:41. > :11:43.everyday, I sent myself a message, remember to do this. The message
:11:44. > :11:49.comes through and I go, message! Everyday! Send yourself a message
:11:50. > :11:54.that says, don't use your phone so much. Then we can reclaim our lives.
:11:55. > :11:58.It is a good idea because it is getting out of hand. The audience
:11:59. > :12:01.don't have to do all of these. Do some of them and let us note. We
:12:02. > :12:07.want everybody to get in touch over the summer. If you go on holiday and
:12:08. > :12:15.give any of these a goat. Don't ring us! -- if any of these a go. You can
:12:16. > :12:19.e-mail us. It would be so lovely to hear from the people who are having
:12:20. > :12:23.a go, actually, we had much more quality time together, it was great.
:12:24. > :12:25.Thanks, Tommy, we will let you know how the Farnworths got on over the
:12:26. > :12:26.summer. Something that had millions
:12:27. > :12:29.of people glued to their screens back in 1980 was the siege
:12:30. > :12:31.of the Iranian Embassy, You watched it too,
:12:32. > :12:46.didn't you, Greg? I did watch it, Alex. I was 12. I
:12:47. > :12:50.was one. Why do? -- you made me feel awful! I didn't mean to!
:12:51. > :12:52.The story has been brought to life in a new film set
:12:53. > :12:55.for release later this summer, and Lucy's been to meet
:12:56. > :13:08.How old were you, Kev?! Why have you taken hostages inside the embassy...
:13:09. > :13:11.Because we have to get what we want. April 1980, and a six-day siege has
:13:12. > :13:17.the country gripped to its TV screens. It began when six Arab
:13:18. > :13:23.Iranian gunmen wanting sovereignty in the southern region of a province
:13:24. > :13:26.stormed the embassy. They took 25 hostages and they said they will
:13:27. > :13:36.start killing them if their demands were not met. Look, we are ready...
:13:37. > :13:41.6 Days of negotiations keep them alive. But on the sixth day, one is
:13:42. > :13:45.killed. That's when the SAS are ordered to go in. Millions watched
:13:46. > :13:48.the events unfold live on television. Viewers could only
:13:49. > :13:55.imagine what was taking place inside the embassy. A new film, 6 Days,
:13:56. > :14:00.starring Jamie Bell, tells the story of the raid through the eyes of the
:14:01. > :14:04.SAS troopers. Tell your government, one more day, and we begin shooting
:14:05. > :14:10.them. We know those images of the news footage, so iconic, these men
:14:11. > :14:13.coming down. But we've never been inside the building, we've never
:14:14. > :14:17.been with those people during that time in that moment. And that's what
:14:18. > :14:21.the film does, it opens doors and gives you access to things that you
:14:22. > :14:24.wouldn't normally have access to. I felt as a film experience, it kind
:14:25. > :14:30.of let you go behind the scenes in the way, this is something that is
:14:31. > :14:33.kind of heralded in British history. The Prime Minister wants the world
:14:34. > :14:38.and the British people to see how this government deals with
:14:39. > :14:41.terrorism. Jamie plays Rusty Fuhrman, leader of one of the
:14:42. > :14:47.assault teams. The film-makers wanted the film to be so authentic
:14:48. > :14:51.they asked Rusty to give Jamie some SAS training. We had a lot of things
:14:52. > :14:55.in common to start with. He is from the North of England, I'm from the
:14:56. > :15:00.north Ringwood. He's 30 now, I was 30 when I did the siege. Rusty says
:15:01. > :15:05.he had to teach you to be him. What did you learn? Rusty was very
:15:06. > :15:10.specific about certain things. He wanted the pistol to be a certain
:15:11. > :15:15.way. The way I had my finger on the trigger, all of that kind of stuff.
:15:16. > :15:18.He was very specific about it. More than anything, it was about trying
:15:19. > :15:23.to get rid of my dancing feet. I would do this thing with my feet all
:15:24. > :15:27.the time, and he wasn't into that. Rusty, what did you make of Jamie's
:15:28. > :15:32.performance of you? Getting him to become the, getting him to play
:15:33. > :15:37.Rusty, he learned very quickly, and in the end, what you see on the
:15:38. > :15:43.screen is just an too hard work and dedication. This is his memory, this
:15:44. > :15:48.is his legacy, his friends who were with him. So if it is important to
:15:49. > :15:52.him than it is important to me. Jamie Lovemark and just how to act
:15:53. > :15:54.the part. He discovered just how much of a formidable force the SAS
:15:55. > :16:07.actually are -- Jamie Lund more. The tactic is to overwhelm
:16:08. > :16:14.aggressively and never stop moving. Once they gain momentum they never
:16:15. > :16:19.stop until it's done. It works. It puts the opponent in a submissive
:16:20. > :16:23.state. It is very frightening. I would imagine a lot of those
:16:24. > :16:27.hostages who were in there were terrified, as terrified as the
:16:28. > :16:34.gunmen who had held hostage for six days. It is a film about good guys
:16:35. > :16:41.and bad guys and that distinction is not very clear. The SAS is an
:16:42. > :16:44.aggressive counter-terrorism group. It is difficult to embody them as
:16:45. > :16:50.good guys in a way because the truth is six men armed with weapons
:16:51. > :16:56.entered the building and then six days later a lot of other men armed
:16:57. > :17:03.with weapons entered that building. I did not want to over glorify these
:17:04. > :17:11.men because they are taking lives. Few had heard of the SAS but at this
:17:12. > :17:19.precise moment... They would become one of the most recognised military
:17:20. > :17:25.forces in the world. That looks like a brilliant film.
:17:26. > :17:37.Look out for 6 Days in cinemas later this summer.
:17:38. > :17:46.Man Down is about your experience as a teacher. Not all of it is true.
:17:47. > :17:54.Your character is quite ineffective. A complete loser. He tries. He is
:17:55. > :18:00.not good at being an adults, which is why it is so fun to play him. For
:18:01. > :18:10.those who are not familiar with the series, can you sum it up? It is a
:18:11. > :18:14.stupid... An idiot manchild and two equally strange friends trying to
:18:15. > :18:20.navigate their way through life. But idiot man has grown up because Dan
:18:21. > :18:31.has become a father. Yeah. He did the Berman on to become a father.
:18:32. > :18:41.There are various ways of doing it. He has become a father but through
:18:42. > :18:44.an encounter with a previous love interest and he found out at the end
:18:45. > :18:50.of the last series the that resulted in a pregnancy. This series starts
:18:51. > :18:56.with heart on her way back, she has gone overseas, on her way back
:18:57. > :19:01.heavily pregnant. We are going to watch a clip. Dan always thinks
:19:02. > :19:06.everything is against him in life and when the baby is born he thinks
:19:07. > :19:10.the baby gets him. He thinks every time he looks at the baby turns
:19:11. > :19:14.away. This is the first day he is allowed to take the baby out on his
:19:15. > :19:18.own and he is upset because he thinks his son hates him and he
:19:19. > :19:25.meets someone in the Park who tries to make him feel better. He is
:19:26. > :19:32.played by Derek Griffiths who, if you are as old as me, which you are
:19:33. > :19:40.not... We established... You are only looking at Alex. You will
:19:41. > :19:44.remember Derek Griffiths from Playschool and programmes from the
:19:45. > :19:53.70s so it was brilliant to have him. Let us see you in action. May I...
:19:54. > :20:05.There he is. He is looking straight at you. I know. And yet I have no
:20:06. > :20:13.eyes. Incredible. Don't panic. You'll get there. You take him back.
:20:14. > :20:31.It's bolted with my kid on its back. Not again! Sheba! I made the mistake
:20:32. > :20:35.of watching an episode on the train and I had my headphones on and I was
:20:36. > :20:44.laughing my head off. It is hilarious. That is fairly highbrow.
:20:45. > :20:52.We hope it makes people laugh. That is what we set out to do. We do not
:20:53. > :20:59.have a specific date but Man Down is out mid-August. I think it is the
:21:00. > :21:09.16th. You can catch all series on all four.
:21:10. > :21:11.And Greg, as the series was inspired by your time
:21:12. > :21:14.as a real-life drama teacher, you'll no doubt be pleased to hear
:21:15. > :21:16.we'll be returning to those happy days very shortly.
:21:17. > :21:21.Despite the downpours this week, apparently July is the month
:21:22. > :21:25.to ensure thirsty plants such as celery, peas, courgettes,
:21:26. > :21:28.and tomatoes are regularly watered. Patrick has been to visit a grower
:21:29. > :21:37.in Teesside who is taking tomato tending to a whole new level.
:21:38. > :21:43.The UK tomato industry is booming. Under the ruse of high-tech
:21:44. > :21:49.glasshouses cutting-edge science is allowing lawyers to produce
:21:50. > :21:59.bountiful crops of super home-grown tomatoes. Last year the industry was
:22:00. > :22:01.worth ?190 million. Just like all plants, tomatoes absorb carbon
:22:02. > :22:06.dioxide from their surrounding environment and use it to produce
:22:07. > :22:12.sugars which helps them to grow. To speed up this growth producers had
:22:13. > :22:17.to pump in carbon dioxide to the glasshouses. This one particular
:22:18. > :22:22.uses over 23,000 tonnes every year. It creates an artificial environment
:22:23. > :22:27.which is perfect for these tomatoes. With carbon dioxide being the
:22:28. > :22:30.leading cause of climate change, the industry has been trying to minimise
:22:31. > :22:36.its carbon footprint while keeping their tomatoes sweet. On an
:22:37. > :22:41.industrial site in Teesside one tomato grower has teamed up with a
:22:42. > :22:46.leading fertiliser factory to pump their waste CO2 directly into their
:22:47. > :22:52.glasshouses. Phil Pearson is the man who sported the opportunity. We
:22:53. > :22:57.wanted to increase the amount of carbon dioxide to give to our crop
:22:58. > :23:00.in the fertiliser factory were previously emitting it into the
:23:01. > :23:04.atmosphere so they saw a benefit to giving it to us and we had the
:23:05. > :23:10.benefit of taking it and putting it in the crop so it was as biotech
:23:11. > :23:13.opportunity. Instead of the carbon dioxide being released into the
:23:14. > :23:17.atmosphere that is being fixed into these plans and put to good use.
:23:18. > :23:25.Exactly right. Something that was previously thrown away. He tomato
:23:26. > :23:31.that lasts longer, the eating experiences better. The consumer
:23:32. > :23:34.gets the benefit. Some people might ask why you do not grow these
:23:35. > :23:42.tomatoes outdoors in a really sunny climate. We are growing very close
:23:43. > :23:47.to the market so we have a quality food for the UK consumer. You have
:23:48. > :23:52.other challenges when you are in the sunshine, lack of water, problems
:23:53. > :23:57.with pest control, other challenges would make it more difficult to
:23:58. > :24:00.grow. Although this gas is completely invisible to the naked
:24:01. > :24:06.eye we have brought along a specialist piece of kit to help show
:24:07. > :24:08.what is going on. This is a state-of-the-art gas visualising
:24:09. > :24:13.camera. Normally used to detect industrial gas leaks we can show the
:24:14. > :24:22.carbon dioxide coming off of my breath... And the carbon dioxide
:24:23. > :24:26.inside the glasshouses. When we use this camera one full's CO2 outlets
:24:27. > :24:32.we can see that almost immediately the air around his hand changes,
:24:33. > :24:36.giving off a blue hue. This is the first time Phil is able to visualise
:24:37. > :24:44.the carbon dioxide feeding his tomatoes. Incredible. I have never
:24:45. > :24:48.seen that before. That is fascinating. Being able to see it in
:24:49. > :24:52.real time allows us to pinpoint when we introduce it. Currently the crop
:24:53. > :24:57.is using about 30-31% of what is coming out of the tube. It is
:24:58. > :25:03.interesting to me to see if we should be moving the tube further up
:25:04. > :25:08.to perhaps use more than 30%. Even though it is quite a lot of waste
:25:09. > :25:14.CO2 it is better than the alternative. Absolutely. We come
:25:15. > :25:20.from an industry that was zero, and we are up to 30%. Not being able to
:25:21. > :25:26.see it before we were guessing, now we can target it. Capturing carbon
:25:27. > :25:32.dioxide from factories and using it to fuel food production is a simple
:25:33. > :25:38.step with the big impact. Hear it provides us with a super-sweet tasty
:25:39. > :25:47.tomato. Greg was telling us how he had three
:25:48. > :25:54.pounds of tomatoes last night. I had a sudden craving for them. Some
:25:55. > :26:08.would say I am pregnant. Cherry or plum? Plum. Do you grow your own?
:26:09. > :26:17.No. You have a lovely patio. Thank you. We have a picture of it. You
:26:18. > :26:22.have a dwarf Peachtree. That is the only edible thing I have got. I do
:26:23. > :26:28.not really know what it is. Out of all the things you could have
:26:29. > :26:29.chosen, why that? I don't know. I just thought, you're coming home
:26:30. > :26:38.with me. Across the country... Across the country many of us
:26:39. > :26:41.are getting ready for the end of the school year and will be
:26:42. > :26:44.saying goodbye to many of our terrific teachers and maybe
:26:45. > :26:46.plying them with wine But tonight, Greg, we are reuniting
:26:47. > :26:50.you with some of your former pupils in what we're calling
:26:51. > :27:00.This Is Your Teaching Life. Behind this screen are some
:27:01. > :27:05.of your former drama students Each will tell a story about you,
:27:06. > :27:24.Greg, and all you have to do is try I mean... I know, it's a long shot.
:27:25. > :27:30.You laughed at me when I had to dress as a punk rocker for Gregory
:27:31. > :27:35.is Carol. You had me singing in all. You wrote the word nerd on my
:27:36. > :27:39.script. I already sound like the dream teacher. I brought a dog in
:27:40. > :27:51.for rehearsals and I wrote nerd on her script. Would you like a clue?
:27:52. > :27:55.What school was it? Sandhurst. You bumped into this person actually
:27:56. > :27:58.petrol station ten years ago and you pulled a face when she said she was
:27:59. > :28:03.going to go on to train as a teacher. Really? I don't know why
:28:04. > :28:21.because it is a very noble profession. Any idea? No. Let's
:28:22. > :28:27.reveal. Bring their own Bethan. I can hand on heart say that Bethan
:28:28. > :28:35.was a lovely pupil. That is true. Pupil number two. You called me and
:28:36. > :28:41.a group of friends trash in a drama studio at break time. I'd tried to
:28:42. > :29:01.run away but you got me and put me in detention. I remember. Is it
:29:02. > :29:09.Sandhurst again? Yeah. Timmy Bacon? Fantastic. I started as a reporter
:29:10. > :29:13.in your production of Bugsy Malone and you helped me perfect my
:29:14. > :29:19.American accent. We used silly string for the guns. Bugsy Malone. I
:29:20. > :29:36.directed it twice through sheer laziness. I don't know. We will
:29:37. > :29:47.bring her in. Tanya Little. Go and say hello to your former pupils. Man
:29:48. > :29:51.Down starts mid-August on Channel 4. Greg, thanks for joining
:29:52. > :29:54.us this evening. Comedian Rob Beckett will be
:29:55. > :29:57.on presenting duties with me tomorrow night in our last show
:29:58. > :29:59.before our summer break when we'll be talking
:30:00. > :30:00.to the stars of Cars Three,