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:00:18. > :00:28.Hello and welcome to our start to the bank holiday weekend One Show

:00:29. > :00:33.with me, Angelus Daniel and -- Angela Scanlon, and back by popular

:00:34. > :00:40.demand, Al Murray! I have had a wonderful Good Friday. I went to the

:00:41. > :00:45.tip this morning, and I had 15 hours in make up to achieve this. We have

:00:46. > :00:54.got everything you need for a perfect Good Friday - food and

:00:55. > :01:00.music. The food comes from Bake Off when a Nasir Hossain and Hairy Biker

:01:01. > :01:04.babe Minh Myers. Here's the multi-million selling comeback king

:01:05. > :01:07.who is conquering both sides of the Atlantic, James Arthur will be

:01:08. > :01:14.performing a new track from his latest album before we all go home.

:01:15. > :01:18.And it is the work experience guy. Not just anyone, he is a comedian

:01:19. > :01:25.who has had a host of jobs. He has been a catalyst. A wedding planner.

:01:26. > :01:33.A Scout leader. And most recently, a builder. Just don't ask any DIY

:01:34. > :01:51.tips! I should probably right on the bits of wood. 114.5... That's a 11.

:01:52. > :01:56.Is that 114.5? I did saw that off. It's only Rhod Gilbert!

:01:57. > :02:04.APPLAUSE The confusion on your face. I found

:02:05. > :02:09.that stressful, watching it. I was thinking, what was 114? Back in the

:02:10. > :02:16.moment? Back in a moment. That was from your show where you try on a

:02:17. > :02:22.different job... I try on a different job? You are not exactly

:02:23. > :02:27.an expert with a measuring tape, are you? I have done a lot of jobs, but

:02:28. > :02:30.this one I was worried about, because DIY is really, really,

:02:31. > :02:37.really... I've only ever done it once. I attempted an IKEA wardrobe,

:02:38. > :02:43.and I did it all on the ground, one of the worst days of my life. I

:02:44. > :02:50.thought, this is it, and the doors wouldn't open. They opened inwards.

:02:51. > :02:56.We assume no DIY over the bank holiday weekend? No DIY. Every year

:02:57. > :03:00.there are warnings of bank holiday weekend travel chaos, and this year

:03:01. > :03:05.is no exception. If you are part of the estimated 20 million car

:03:06. > :03:09.journeys being made this weekend and you have reached your destination,

:03:10. > :03:14.well done. If you are still stuck in traffic, commiserations. And how are

:03:15. > :03:21.you even watching this? Eyes on the road! We are sampling the great

:03:22. > :03:30.Easter getaway en route to Blackpool.

:03:31. > :03:35.I travelled a lot last night to avoid the traffic this morning. It

:03:36. > :03:39.was still quite busy last night. The traffic was pretty bad on the way

:03:40. > :03:43.up. Typical M6 on a bank holiday. When we are stuck, we look for

:03:44. > :03:48.different animals, different coloured cars, we count them. We

:03:49. > :03:57.look for trucks, beggars, anything we can see, they are all interested

:03:58. > :04:01.in that. These are row grandchildren. We are going dancing

:04:02. > :04:05.tomorrow night. We might pop into the ballroom over the holidays and

:04:06. > :04:09.have a dance. We're going to jungle Jim's that the children. They like

:04:10. > :04:15.going on the beach. There are the donkeys, they get an ice cream.

:04:16. > :04:24.We're going to a barbecue on Easter Sunday. We are! And then out for

:04:25. > :04:27.lunch with friends on Easter Monday. One of the problems we had

:04:28. > :04:31.travelling over last night, we woke up this morning to put on some

:04:32. > :04:34.clothes and didn't have any, so I have to go into town and buy clothes

:04:35. > :04:41.otherwise I will be walking around like the local Scouser. When I was a

:04:42. > :04:45.child, I used to go to Cornwall, and it would take about 12 hours. We

:04:46. > :04:53.once went to the Isle of Wight and that took a day and a half. We used

:04:54. > :04:57.to go down to Cornwall as children, and the traffic was horrendous,

:04:58. > :05:01.coming home especially. It would be like 13 hours coming back. We would

:05:02. > :05:08.go on a Friday morning, going, so you beat all the traffic. I used to

:05:09. > :05:14.take my wife and their children to Cornwall with a caravan on the back.

:05:15. > :05:18.Plenty of fond memories, shall we say, of myself, my brother and

:05:19. > :05:27.sister in the back, waiting for the traffic to move. RADIO: The weather

:05:28. > :05:37.forecast for bank holiday Friday... Typical bank holiday weather. RADIO:

:05:38. > :05:42.It's going to be cloudy. It's a little bit rainy and windy. Maybe

:05:43. > :05:49.try and get out with the girls tomorrow. I think it is just rain,

:05:50. > :05:54.rain, rain, but be get used to it in the north-west. They all look happy,

:05:55. > :06:00.at least. Rhod, in your new series, you have done a million jobs,

:06:01. > :06:05.really, well, 27, over a number of series, but in real life, you work

:06:06. > :06:11.as a waiter. I've done most things in real life, apart from the TV

:06:12. > :06:19.series. That was my first ever job. As a young lad. Young... Lad. Where

:06:20. > :06:28.you any good at that? I was sacked on the first night. White? Two

:06:29. > :06:33.reasons. One was an Irish coffee that wasn't my fault, and some peas

:06:34. > :06:37.that were my fault. You like did you mix the cream with the... I have

:06:38. > :06:42.gone over it over the years. The copy smashed on a table. We did this

:06:43. > :06:46.flash thing with Irish copy on the table in front of people, with

:06:47. > :06:55.boiling water and all this stuff will stop I took the conducting

:06:56. > :07:05.spoon out. The peas want my fault. They want my fault! It is good to

:07:06. > :07:10.see that you are over it. That we need to talk about your new series.

:07:11. > :07:15.The peas! They went down the back and it wasn't my fault because they

:07:16. > :07:20.hadn't trained me properly. How do you choose the jobs for this? In

:07:21. > :07:25.amongst all this, paranormal investigator - how do you pick that?

:07:26. > :07:32.Nothing exciting. It is probably the smallest team in TV. This is the

:07:33. > :07:37.size of our team on Work Experience. We have a cameraman and a director.

:07:38. > :07:43.It is probably the smallest team of any show. It is BBC Wales, what do

:07:44. > :07:49.you expect? We literally sit down and think what jobs would be fun and

:07:50. > :07:53.would last half an hour of TV? Not everything would do that. With the

:07:54. > :07:58.paranormal one specifically, I think the other to make guys just wanted

:07:59. > :08:02.to put me in a situation but I was terrified. I don't even believe in

:08:03. > :08:07.it and I was terrified. Absolutely terrified of something I don't

:08:08. > :08:10.believe in. In the latest series, Europe florist, and you had a bit of

:08:11. > :08:18.difficulty telling the difference between real and flowers. Wasn't my

:08:19. > :08:23.fault! What is different about this one, can you tell? What is

:08:24. > :08:30.different? Does it feel any different from a usual flower? It's

:08:31. > :08:39.not a real flower? It's not a real flower. That took how long? Is that

:08:40. > :08:48.real or fake? That is artificial. Fake? No. Surely you know what this

:08:49. > :08:57.is. And onion. This is a daffodil. APPLAUSE

:08:58. > :09:02.You were like a toddler. In that, I could not tell a fake one from a

:09:03. > :09:09.real one. The real flowers mustered in water. What gave it away... They

:09:10. > :09:13.comes out in the rest of the UK in a couple weeks, and if you watch it,

:09:14. > :09:20.the only reason I could tell a fake one was because they have a bar code

:09:21. > :09:24.on the site. The clues are there! What was your worst job? There have

:09:25. > :09:27.been so many. I think a lot of people come up to me and say they

:09:28. > :09:33.envy me for the experience of flying a fast jet. I do. I get a lot of

:09:34. > :09:41.that, you are so lucky it's my dream. It is a kid's dream to fly

:09:42. > :09:49.one of those things. I hated it. I would rather do the bins again. Was

:09:50. > :09:55.a emotional fear? Fear and emotion, that's exactly what it was. You

:09:56. > :09:59.don't need to go on. Fear, and the emotion of going however fast it

:10:00. > :10:04.was, 500 miles another. It's not very nice at tea-time, but I was

:10:05. > :10:13.sick eight times. In a bag? Two bags. When I took the controls, I

:10:14. > :10:16.had two fall sick bags. And you were sitting like that? I don't think it

:10:17. > :10:21.even has a steering wheel, to be honest. If you like that sort of

:10:22. > :10:31.stuff, you can watch what Gilbert's Work Experience. She knows all the

:10:32. > :10:35.listings. If you live in Wales, you've already seen it! Time to

:10:36. > :10:40.motor down memory lane with a man who has also tried a number of jobs

:10:41. > :10:46.in his long career. He was a painter and make up artist before finally

:10:47. > :11:02.settling on every biker. Mining's Dave Myers. -- my name is

:11:03. > :11:08.Dave Myers. We travelled over last night to avoid the traffic. You will

:11:09. > :11:17.know me as the better looking, perhaps younger half of the Hairy

:11:18. > :11:20.Bikers. Nice buns, do it! But today, I'm going back to the place where I

:11:21. > :11:26.grew up in an Barrow in Furness, Cumbria.

:11:27. > :11:31.# Are you really need in the years # Stowing away the time... #.

:11:32. > :11:38.This is my old street, this is my old house, where I grew up. My dad

:11:39. > :11:42.was a paper maker who worked in a mill. She was a crane driver in the

:11:43. > :11:47.shipyard. She was a brilliant cook as well as being a crane driver. On

:11:48. > :11:54.a coach trip to Switzerland, that's when I was conceived. She went to

:11:55. > :11:58.Doctor Morrison and thought she had an ovarian cyst. She didn't, it was

:11:59. > :12:01.me, but this is where it all started. It was round the corner in

:12:02. > :12:06.the backstreet that as kids would have fun. In those days, motorcycles

:12:07. > :12:14.were the working man's form of transport. My D had a -- my dad had

:12:15. > :12:17.a PSA. He would let me hold the handlebars. As soon as I was old

:12:18. > :12:23.enough, I was going to have a motorbike. Until then, I had to make

:12:24. > :12:33.do with my push-bike. It wasn't all play. I have got solid evidence is

:12:34. > :12:41.that I was a hard-working chap. There was 40 in the class, 89 in the

:12:42. > :12:48.year, and I was top. I was only let down by spelling in English. But

:12:49. > :12:51.when I was eight, my mum was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis.

:12:52. > :12:55.Within about six months to a year, she was in a wheelchair. I was going

:12:56. > :13:00.home to help look after her, help carry her up the stairs. It was

:13:01. > :13:06.around that time that I started to lose all my hair. I got alopecia.

:13:07. > :13:12.One of the doctors decided it was the stress of my mum's condition.

:13:13. > :13:16.Isn't it ironic? I used to be the school baldie, now I'm a Hairy

:13:17. > :13:20.Biker. One thing about my mum's illness, it forced me to learn to

:13:21. > :13:26.cook. This is the radiation cookery book. It came from the 1930s. I

:13:27. > :13:30.found a recipe for some bits from the fridge that I could cook. A

:13:31. > :13:35.cheese and potato pie. I am 59 now what I last cup is when I was nine,

:13:36. > :13:47.so, ladies and gentlemen, shall we eat? That is a taste from the past.

:13:48. > :13:52.It takes me right back. But it was out on the open road riding with my

:13:53. > :13:56.father on his motorbike where I got to forget my childhood worries.

:13:57. > :14:00.# Born to be wild... #. Just 15 minutes from our house was

:14:01. > :14:06.Morecambe Bay and Rhode Island, where me and my dad would go

:14:07. > :14:09.fishing. When I was 18, dad had a stroke, which meant he could no

:14:10. > :14:15.longer care for my mother. I was now faced with the prospect of having to

:14:16. > :14:20.care for both of my parents. One of my parents had to go into full-time

:14:21. > :14:24.care, and my mum, I knew she wouldn't get better. She went into

:14:25. > :14:27.hospital and it was left me to care from my father until he was well

:14:28. > :14:32.again. You know, when he was well, that was when I got my chance to

:14:33. > :14:35.spread my wings, and I got the opportunity to go to art school in

:14:36. > :14:40.London, which was something I had always dog. My friend Graham, whom I

:14:41. > :14:43.shared -- I had known since I was in my mid teens, had already gone to

:14:44. > :14:47.Goldsmiths to study fine Art and was keen for me to join him.

:14:48. > :14:54.You were always cheerful, but I knew you had issues. I think the art was

:14:55. > :14:57.a kind of release. We painted through night. Your father was

:14:58. > :15:01.there, but it was like parental control wasn't your big thing. You

:15:02. > :15:06.ran the place yourself. I knew if I was going to do anything with art, I

:15:07. > :15:11.had to leave Barrow. It must have been a wrench. I said to him and I

:15:12. > :15:17.don't think I meant him, it's all right I can get a job here. He said

:15:18. > :15:25.if you get in that shipyard, I'll break your legs! The day I left to

:15:26. > :15:31.go to London it was a mixture of fear and apprehension. But I knew I

:15:32. > :15:35.had to leave. But this was the place that made me the person I am. I will

:15:36. > :15:51.always be a Barrow boy at heart. Thank you for that Dave. Sorry about

:15:52. > :15:58.the slip up at the start of film. We have a work experience person in

:15:59. > :16:03.charge. Now we thought we would try you with an unusual Easter

:16:04. > :16:11.tradition. You will need this blind fold. We present the Monkseaton

:16:12. > :16:50.Morris men performing a traditional egg-dance.

:16:51. > :17:03.APPLAUSE. Thank you, Paul and Alan. This is really happening. That is

:17:04. > :17:09.supposed to happen at the end. It finishes the dance off. The bump is

:17:10. > :17:16.something we do to finish it off. What did you call it? A pump? A

:17:17. > :17:21.bump! What are the origins of the egg dance. It is believed to go back

:17:22. > :17:28.hundreds of centuries. You look well on it! As early as the Saxon times.

:17:29. > :17:36.There are extracts from books found in the 1,700, but the traditions are

:17:37. > :17:46.a bit of fun. What happens, do you do a show? We are dancing in

:17:47. > :17:56.Trafalgar Square in May. If somebody kicks the egg, they have to buy the

:17:57. > :18:00.drinks? Yes. Are the eggs smashable. Yes, they're porcelain eggs, so

:18:01. > :18:08.they're breakable. But we try not to break them. Otherwise you have to

:18:09. > :18:13.get the drinks in. R rod Rhod you have been watching and we thought we

:18:14. > :18:18.would replace the porcelain eggs with chocolate ones. Have you got

:18:19. > :18:24.any tips for Rhod. What we say before we dance is just - break an

:18:25. > :18:31.egg! Actually that's a good point. We need two. Two what? Lads. Men.

:18:32. > :18:47.I'm sure. We have got a lovely audience. Go on, get in there.

:18:48. > :18:54.APPLAUSE. Blind fold them. Time for Rhod Gilbert and Al Murray's work...

:18:55. > :19:24.I can still see a bit. But it's not a problem.

:19:25. > :19:39.Work You have got one. That was quite something. Clumsy. Keep that

:19:40. > :19:45.on if you want. Thank you guys. Never again! Not long until James

:19:46. > :19:52.Arthur performs his new single. But first a new double act. If you're

:19:53. > :19:57.still working wlut pudding to -- out what pudding to make for Easter

:19:58. > :20:00.lunch, they may have the answer. These are the growers at the

:20:01. > :20:09.allotments in Birmingham and between now and December we will be working

:20:10. > :20:13.with them to plan, harvest and cook seasonal fruit and veg. Between us

:20:14. > :20:21.hopefully we can give them lots of tips and it is spring. Perfect time

:20:22. > :20:26.for seasonal veg. Dave and Jan have had their plot for over 20 years.

:20:27. > :20:32.The lettuces are looking good. They're ready to go out. Who will

:20:33. > :20:37.put them out? You will be. It is like an organ grinder and a monkey.

:20:38. > :20:43.He is the organ grinder and I'm the monkey. That rhubarb is looking all

:20:44. > :20:51.right. This is our early one. It will be nice and sweet. There is a

:20:52. > :21:01.special hidden crop of rhubarb. Under neath here... It is forced

:21:02. > :21:08.rhubarb. What forces it to grow? Baz it's in search of the light. So it

:21:09. > :21:15.is growing up right. This forced rhubarb is going to taste delicious.

:21:16. > :21:24.The newest member of community is Jazz. He plans to grow his favourite

:21:25. > :21:32.Asian veg. I want to grow this. To you know this? In Bengali it is

:21:33. > :21:38.called Cininda. This is my least favourite vegetable. That is the

:21:39. > :21:50.best. It is good for diabetes. You're anned an adventurous man.

:21:51. > :21:58.Before Jazz starts planting, he needs to test his soil. For a few

:21:59. > :22:04.quid you can buy a PH test kit. For most vegetables, you want its about

:22:05. > :22:10.7, which is neutral. This is like a DNA test on the soil. I think that

:22:11. > :22:17.might be neutral. You're ready to go. As Jazz celebrates, we get

:22:18. > :22:26.cooking. We are making a rhubarb and mint fool. Let's use the things in

:22:27. > :22:31.the allotment. OK. When you stew it down, the lime will stop it browning

:22:32. > :22:37.much. You don't seem to be using quantities? No, I'm winging it. We

:22:38. > :22:43.are in the middle of an allotment. But are we making a gallon, half a

:22:44. > :22:50.gallon? How much fool can you eat? Well a lot. We whip up the whites of

:22:51. > :22:59.three eggs and a lot of fresh cream. Who can get in there first? And

:23:00. > :23:06.Brian is busy planting. Hi. How are you doing. I see potatoes. Yes. What

:23:07. > :23:18.variety is that? It is rocket I believe. That is an early variety.

:23:19. > :23:27.Well chited. For early varieties, you need to start them into growth.

:23:28. > :23:34.You grab one. And they want to be in about 12 inches apart. 12 inches.

:23:35. > :23:42.With the shoots facing upwards. Come, come on. Come on. You and your

:23:43. > :23:49.tape measure. I like that! The ones we're planting will be ready by

:23:50. > :23:54.June? Probably about June. . Just in time for our next visit. Now to put

:23:55. > :24:03.our rhubarb fool together. We will bring that to the edge. Does it need

:24:04. > :24:13.a bit more? Maybe. Three spoonfuls. Go wild. That has to be the freshest

:24:14. > :24:19.rhubarb fool I have made. There is a enough people around here that will

:24:20. > :24:27.want a taste. This is awesome. I hope my rhubarb tastes as good as

:24:28. > :24:33.this. Pass it around before they get greedy. Now hello James Arthur. How

:24:34. > :24:40.you doing. Very well. Welcome to The One Show. You're on the crest of a

:24:41. > :24:46.wave in America with some big shows? Yes, I'm doing Jimmy Fallon and

:24:47. > :24:54.Ellen. But I'm doing The One Show tonight. Your singing is range has

:24:55. > :24:59.increased as well as your profile. Well I got punched in the nose a few

:25:00. > :25:08.times as a youngster and I had it put back into place and that helped.

:25:09. > :25:15.You haven't lost the nasal effect. I think that's built in. You're

:25:16. > :25:20.playing Wembley soon? Yes. I'm doing an arena tour in November with Ella

:25:21. > :25:28.Henderson. Looking forward to that. You need to practice your, hello

:25:29. > :25:37.Wembley. I have played Wembley. Hello Wembley! Can't compete with

:25:38. > :25:48.that. Feel free to start warming up the vokal chords. Playing us out can

:25:49. > :25:57.Can I Be Him, this is James Arthur. Happy Easter!

:25:58. > :26:05.# You walked into the room and now my hearts been stolen

:26:06. > :26:13.# You took me back in time to when I was unbroken

:26:14. > :26:21.# Now you're all I want and I knew it from the very first moment

:26:22. > :26:31.# to sing it again that song and I want you

:26:32. > :26:40.# I swear that every word you sing you wrote them for me

:26:41. > :26:48.# Like it was a private show but I know you never saw me

:26:49. > :26:51.# When the lights come on and I'm on my own will you be there

:26:52. > :27:06.# Could I be the one you talk about in all your stories?

:27:07. > :27:14.# Can I be the one

:27:15. > :27:35.# Oh when you sing it again

:27:36. > :27:40.# Oh when you sing it again,

:27:41. > :27:51.# I swear that every word you sing you wrote them for me

:27:52. > :28:01.# Like it was a private show but I know you never saw me

:28:02. > :28:05.# When the lights come on, and I'm on my own will you be there

:28:06. > :28:17.# Can I be the one you talk about in all your stories?

:28:18. > :28:32.# Can I be him? #