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:00:16. > :00:18.Hello, and welcome to The One Show with Matt Baker...

:00:19. > :00:22.Coming up shortly: Nick Wallis has been at the UK Border Force's postal

:00:23. > :00:24.hub, discovering just how much contraband is hidden

:00:25. > :00:35.Look at this shot! It literally shed loads.

:00:36. > :00:37.And we'll be celebrating 120 years

:00:38. > :00:39.uncovering some incredible stories along the way.

:00:40. > :00:41.And Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without the two titans

:00:42. > :00:48.of the festive TV schedule - a detective and a doctor.

:00:49. > :01:01.The roads we walked have demons. I'm back. Who are you? The doctor.

:01:02. > :01:03.What's the very worst thing you can do to your very best friends? I love

:01:04. > :01:17.you. Hello, both! Merry Christmas.

:01:18. > :01:24.CHEERING We can say that now, it's fine, it's

:01:25. > :01:29.official. The programmes aren't on at the same time, so there is no

:01:30. > :01:36.ratings war. But who would win in a fight, The Doctor or Sherlock?

:01:37. > :01:40.Sherlock, because he's a bad committee know, he's bad. You've

:01:41. > :01:47.seen him fight committee is really good fighter. The Doctor has a

:01:48. > :01:52.screwdriver, he can close down Sherlock's mine. I know The Doctor

:01:53. > :01:55.is an alien, but I can detect a Glasgow accent that, I don't mess

:01:56. > :02:00.with people from Glasgow! The white very good.

:02:01. > :02:04.Stay tuned for an exclusive clip from Sherlock.

:02:05. > :02:06.In just 10 days' time, we'll all be sitting

:02:07. > :02:09.around the Christmas tree opening our presents.

:02:10. > :02:16.I'm not ready! Is it really just ten days? Don't say that. You've got a

:02:17. > :02:18.good excuse for not being ready, I wouldn't worry.

:02:19. > :02:21.Nick's been to meet some people who might not want to open theirs.

:02:22. > :02:28.Let's face it, they'll already have opened enough by then.

:02:29. > :02:39.Opening parcels at Christmas, and wondering what you're going to get.

:02:40. > :02:43.Oh! The white but the UK Border Force and expecting slippers and

:02:44. > :02:47.socks. And Christmas is the busiest time of year, with the conveyor belt

:02:48. > :02:50.working overtime. They are intercepting parcels as they come

:02:51. > :02:54.into the country, looking for things like weapons, drugs and counterfeit

:02:55. > :02:58.goods. Millions of parcels come through this postal hub. And around

:02:59. > :03:06.80 Border Force staff legally examined the lot. They know all too

:03:07. > :03:10.well that criminals just love the Christmas rush. Smugglers do take

:03:11. > :03:17.the Christmas period as a good time to start smuggling the stuff over.

:03:18. > :03:21.They do use Christmas presents, they do use Christmas wrapping paper.

:03:22. > :03:26.They think it's easier to slip a few things through the net. I've got a

:03:27. > :03:30.parcel from China, declared as food. It doesn't feel like food, from

:03:31. > :03:40.experience. It feels like it has been mystic word. -- miss declared.

:03:41. > :03:44.It's more than one massive great big bag of tobacco. There is more than

:03:45. > :03:51.three bags of tobacco. This looks like a huge find to me. This is just

:03:52. > :03:57.our baby work. He is completely unruffled by three massive bags --

:03:58. > :04:01.our daily work. As no import duty has been paid, this tobacco is

:04:02. > :04:06.illegal contraband. Anything suspicious gets the once over from

:04:07. > :04:11.Maggie's BDI. If this is all fine, this is somebody's Christmas

:04:12. > :04:16.present. All too often, innocent Christmas presents in reality

:04:17. > :04:21.contain drugs, weapons and counterfeit goods. I'm satisfied

:04:22. > :04:27.that that is a genuine family pass. White Maggie's next parcel is from

:04:28. > :04:35.India bound for a specifically vague address tell me what your experience

:04:36. > :04:43.is telling me? Write... There you go, I can tell by the smell of it it

:04:44. > :04:46.is something called Katt, it is now a class C controlled drug. I like

:04:47. > :05:01.this! That's fine, that's an offensive

:05:02. > :05:10.weapon. It is declared as a T-shirt. Then again, it seems very light for

:05:11. > :05:16.a T-shirt. So, there is no T-shirt. But this looks like it's going to be

:05:17. > :05:22.cannabis in there. Oh, my goodness! There is a fair amount here. There

:05:23. > :05:28.is a huge amount. That's amazing. What would you say to people who are

:05:29. > :05:33.ordering drugs online through the post? You're wasting money, because

:05:34. > :05:38.we'll find it. I've been here and now, already the guys have found

:05:39. > :05:41.hundreds of pounds worth of tobacco, a drug called Katt and thousands of

:05:42. > :05:49.pounds worth of marijuana, and they are still going. Any parcels from GB

:05:50. > :05:55.as countries of origin are x-rayed. -- from GBS countries. And the dodgy

:05:56. > :06:01.finds keep on coming. A bag full of counterfeit goods.

:06:02. > :06:09.It says it is lotus root powder. Are we going to find more drugs? Biton

:06:10. > :06:16.Chouly. From my experience -- potentially. I think that is a

:06:17. > :06:21.steroid. With her and Power NI preaching, Maggie seeks confirmation

:06:22. > :06:26.of hers is patient. -- her and ten night. This gadget fires in leader

:06:27. > :06:35.at the power, giving Maggie and on this pot analysis of the substance.

:06:36. > :06:39.It is a class C controlled drug. How about that? Wants Maggie and the

:06:40. > :06:43.team have decided that a parcel is dodgy, it comes here to this secure

:06:44. > :06:51.area. Look at how much stuff is in there. In the past year, the team

:06:52. > :06:56.seized two tonnes of cannabis, more than 700 firearms, 1000 offensive

:06:57. > :07:01.weapons, over 6000 counterfeit products and 18 million fake

:07:02. > :07:04.cigarettes. Parcels found to contain innocent presents are resealed and

:07:05. > :07:09.sent on the way. We will take our time and became full because it is

:07:10. > :07:15.somebody's property. The illegal stuff is sent to the police -- we

:07:16. > :07:19.will become for. My day in bad Santa's grotto maybe after then. But

:07:20. > :07:26.the work of the Border Force Christmas elves go on.

:07:27. > :07:30.STUDIO: My worry would be, if they got it wrong, they were spot-on in

:07:31. > :07:36.most cases, but you can't rewrap a present with rubber gloves on! That

:07:37. > :07:43.guy should go on Britain's Got Talent, shaking boxes! It would be

:07:44. > :07:46.better than the acts on the show, and the judges! Sorry, you were

:07:47. > :07:53.saying? They know instantly what is in the dust by shaking get. I'm

:07:54. > :07:56.joking about the judges, they are my personal friends! I don't want any

:07:57. > :08:02.controversy, I've worked with them for many years. A lot of those

:08:03. > :08:05.parcels were mine, I'm very upset! We've just revealed you've got some

:08:06. > :08:09.Rudolph slippers for Christmas, sorry about that. When you get a

:08:10. > :08:21.present, do you shake it? No, I rip it. I bet you shake it, you'll like

:08:22. > :08:25.them. No, no, I've got a problem with my throat, I can't speak

:08:26. > :08:31.properly! LAUGHTER

:08:32. > :08:34.Watery eyes, gone a bit weird. Let's talk about Doctor Who. I can't

:08:35. > :08:40.speak! This is your present to us. You were in last year's

:08:41. > :08:42.Doctor Who Christmas special - but you, shall we say,

:08:43. > :08:50.lost your head. I thought it was a hit and run, I

:08:51. > :08:54.would go in, do five minutes and get out again. I really handed top and

:08:55. > :09:00.now I've gone back. We have to develop the character a bit more --

:09:01. > :09:05.hammed it up. I lost my head last time. You what on the body of Greg

:09:06. > :09:09.Davies, who is playing a robot. Now you've got your head back. Bring us

:09:10. > :09:14.up to speed? There is duff I can tell you and stuff I can't tell you

:09:15. > :09:18.because I'm sport is a black swan to secrecy, and also because I can't

:09:19. > :09:24.always understand it! -- I am sworn to secrecy. But it is explained. You

:09:25. > :09:28.do discover a little bit in the Christmas episode and across the

:09:29. > :09:34.cause of the series how Nardole was put together again and why he is

:09:35. > :09:38.back. He's not just that on a whim, he has a job to do, and it all

:09:39. > :09:43.becomes apparent to rock the series, which starts next year. But in this

:09:44. > :09:47.Christmas special, Nardole is the companion, and I have to pinch

:09:48. > :09:50.myself, it's the stuff of dreams. You have brought a moment with you

:09:51. > :10:01.which you are going to share now with a audience.

:10:02. > :10:12.Oh, my God, is real! He was real? The ghost.

:10:13. > :10:24.APPLAUSE It sends shivers down the spine!

:10:25. > :10:29.Even of the non-doctor who fans. I'm shameless. It's a very different

:10:30. > :10:39.feel to what you normally see on Doctor Who. The nicest thing about

:10:40. > :10:43.this is, it is an Marge, because there is so mini superhero movies,

:10:44. > :10:48.Steven Moffat, he wrote the episode, he runs Doctor Who, this is his

:10:49. > :10:51.homage to the Cristoforo read Superman movies, they were a bit

:10:52. > :10:58.more innocent and a bit less noisy than the superhero movies now. And

:10:59. > :11:02.in particular, the relationship between Clark Kent and Lois Lane and

:11:03. > :11:11.Superman, the weird triangle that they have. And so he uses that as a

:11:12. > :11:17.theme as well. Like you say you are a big fan, as far as your favourite

:11:18. > :11:22.doctor is concerned. Peter Capaldi, I tell him he is my joint sixth

:11:23. > :11:27.favourite doctor! That is what I tell him, I love you! Who is he

:11:28. > :11:34.joined with? Sylvester McCoy, obviously. Who is number one? It

:11:35. > :11:40.would have to be Tom Baker, he did the narration in Little Britain. Who

:11:41. > :11:46.is number two? Number three is Jon Pertwee, we could go on! I love

:11:47. > :11:51.working with Peter Capaldi. He is so funny. In this series, not in the

:11:52. > :11:56.Christmas bash, which is, I guess, not born yet, but in the new series

:11:57. > :12:00.we have a new companion which is excellent. Just enjoying the new

:12:01. > :12:05.dynamic is really good. We are very much looking forward to it. You can

:12:06. > :12:08.see Matt in Doctor Who: The Return of Doctor Mysterio on BBC One on

:12:09. > :12:10.Christmas Day. And while we're talking time-travel,

:12:11. > :12:13.cast your mind forward to next year. We want you to tell us why

:12:14. > :12:16.2017's going to be really Maybe it's something you hope

:12:17. > :12:20.to do for the first time? Or it could be something

:12:21. > :12:22.you hope to stop doing. Big or small, whatever it is,

:12:23. > :12:26.we want to hear about it for a film we'll be making at the start

:12:27. > :12:28.of the New Year. Union flag, cricket that trophy, --

:12:29. > :12:41.cricket bat, trophy... Now, for viewers who don't speak

:12:42. > :12:43.the UK's fastest growing language, "Here's a British cricket

:12:44. > :12:55.champion with a film No! Recently I've noticed a button

:12:56. > :13:00.on wife on that unlocks a bizarre and frankly confusing language. --

:13:01. > :13:05.on my phone. Smiley face, I've used that a lot. Oh, high heels, don't

:13:06. > :13:09.need that one. These icons range from the free as to the downright

:13:10. > :13:14.strange. And with 6 billion of them being sent every single day, it's

:13:15. > :13:21.now claimed that emojis the UK fastest-growing language. In fact,

:13:22. > :13:25.it's so popular that in 2015 in the Oxford dictionary's word of the year

:13:26. > :13:28.wasn't even a word at all, it was this. How good are we at

:13:29. > :13:41.understanding this new language? Do you use emojis on your phone?

:13:42. > :13:48.Yes! I love emojis. What's your favourite? The Princess one. Well,

:13:49. > :13:55.of course. This is a sentence, what do you think it says? 8pm, going

:13:56. > :14:00.out, bit of dancing, bit of pizza, sound good to you? They are funny,

:14:01. > :14:06.they add a bit of visual representation of what you're trying

:14:07. > :14:10.to say. So, it seems like most of us understand emoji language. But where

:14:11. > :14:16.do all these emojis come from, and can they tell us anything about how

:14:17. > :14:19.we live our lives? Dr Ben Neuman expert in mobile technology, has

:14:20. > :14:23.been studying these quirky characters. Hieroglyph ricks were

:14:24. > :14:27.really the forerunner of modern language. However, emoji, as we

:14:28. > :14:31.understand them, emerged in emerged in Japan in the late 90s. I've

:14:32. > :14:42.actually got some pictures here. You can see these are pretty simple.

:14:43. > :14:45.When they were released, there were about 200 of them. Nowadays we have

:14:46. > :14:47.nearly 2000. You can really see how things have progressed and the

:14:48. > :14:49.popularity has exploded over the last few years. Ben and his team of

:14:50. > :14:53.researchers have studied this increase and worked out which emojis

:14:54. > :14:58.most unique to which the UK cities. London is the emoji for partying.

:14:59. > :15:04.Leeds like blue hearts, maybe the Leeds Rhinos. Glasgow unlike

:15:05. > :15:10.finger-pointing, check route! -- Glasgow unlike. Exclusively, they

:15:11. > :15:13.have crunched the numbers to reveal 2016's top five emojis. Here they

:15:14. > :15:21.are along with the official descriptions. In at number five, the

:15:22. > :15:26.smiley face with heart eyes. Climbing fast to number four, we

:15:27. > :15:31.have smiley face smiling eyes. Number three is heavy black heart,

:15:32. > :15:37.which is odd because it's red. Second place, it is a face blowing a

:15:38. > :15:43.kiss. And finally, the most popular emoji for 2016, well, it's the same

:15:44. > :15:50.as 2015, the smiley face with tears of joy. Come on, guys, use your

:15:51. > :15:56.imagination! So we know how they are used, but how are they made? MR

:15:57. > :15:58.Hopkins designs custom emojis for Twitter, transforming well-known

:15:59. > :16:06.celebrities in the colourful tiny icons. How exactly do you design and

:16:07. > :16:10.emoji? We start by researching the subject matter. In February we have

:16:11. > :16:14.the Brit Awards, and I had to do and emoji for Dell. She had come back

:16:15. > :16:18.with a new hair colour and she is known for her eyeliner. We did want

:16:19. > :16:22.the Justin Bieber. At the time he changed his hair style four times in

:16:23. > :16:29.two weeks, it was a constant battle to keep up with him. MR has made

:16:30. > :16:34.emojis of little mix, Ant and Dec, and even the Queen. But our next

:16:35. > :16:38.subject is the most challenging yet, yours truly! How do you want me?

:16:39. > :16:42.That's just fine. I'm going to start with making your face shape and add

:16:43. > :16:49.all of your features. This is my best side, by the way! Perfect.

:16:50. > :16:52.Emojis are made up of just a handful of pixels, which means creating a

:16:53. > :16:58.real likeness can be a challenge. With a bit of digital trickery, the

:16:59. > :17:04.brand-new thought of not emoji is ready to be released on the world.

:17:05. > :17:08.All done, we're finished! Let's have a look! Brilliant, very handsome.

:17:09. > :17:15.Thanks very much. The little cartoon form.

:17:16. > :17:22.Emma is here tonight and she has kindly made and emoji for our

:17:23. > :17:29.guests. This is exciting. Unfortunately, Amanda, obviously

:17:30. > :17:36.blonde because of the character, but there you are, you can hold them up.

:17:37. > :17:43.I am already and emoji. I already look like one. That's more like Greg

:17:44. > :17:47.Wallace. And Emma has done some for us as well. How are we doing?

:17:48. > :18:00.Actually, hang on a minute, Amanda. Old on. There we are! I don't know,

:18:01. > :18:06.but it's lovely. Thanks, Emma. Let's talk about Sherlock. When we last

:18:07. > :18:11.saw you, there was big baby news. Your character and your husband are

:18:12. > :18:14.about to expect a baby. What they did, they put the announcement that

:18:15. > :18:22.the baby had been born in the Telegraph. We are talking about in

:18:23. > :18:26.the show, by the way. This was in the Telegraph last week and the

:18:27. > :18:33.daughter's name was revealed as Rosamund. It's amazing how they plan

:18:34. > :18:36.to stop I got cross because I thought it had been unofficially

:18:37. > :18:44.leaked! And then I was like, it was fine. Did you know about it? No, I

:18:45. > :18:50.found out on Twitter. I was like, oh god, people will be really cross.

:18:51. > :18:55.But they leaked it. That is part of the fun that Steven Moffat seems to

:18:56. > :19:02.have. The link between Doctor Who and Sherlock, such a clever mind.

:19:03. > :19:07.Stephen runs both shows and he co-created Sherlock with Mark

:19:08. > :19:16.Gatiss. Mark sometimes rides Doctor Who as well. -- writes. And

:19:17. > :19:21.apparently they are writing the name-5-macro- Sherlock sped off.

:19:22. > :19:31.They're not, I'm lying. We are about to see an exclusive clip and things

:19:32. > :19:35.are about to change. Mary, we agreed, we would never bring Rosie

:19:36. > :19:46.on a case. Exactly, so don't wait up! She's better, so I texted her.

:19:47. > :19:52.Hang on, Mary is better than me? She's a retired super agent so of

:19:53. > :19:57.course she is better. So I'm supposed to just go home? What do

:19:58. > :20:08.you think, shall we take in with us? Is it too early for a divorce?

:20:09. > :20:13.Anybody up for a trudge? We didn't really... That didn't tell us much.

:20:14. > :20:26.Not anything. Could you give us three words...? For this series?

:20:27. > :20:38.Yes. For Mary. Claude, heroin, not the drug... -- flawed. Flawed, a

:20:39. > :20:49.heroine and mother. I've given you so much. Flawed, a heroine and

:20:50. > :20:52.dangerous. So we get to know Mary a bit more? You do. You find that a

:20:53. > :20:59.bit more about her in this series and you see where she has come from.

:21:00. > :21:03.Very exciting. I can give you two names as well, Toby Roland-Jones. He

:21:04. > :21:10.is playing an evil villain and we know that he is the most evil. --

:21:11. > :21:16.Toby and Jones. What is he like to act opposite when he is being evil?

:21:17. > :21:20.He stays in character so it is quite worrying. I asked him if he wanted a

:21:21. > :21:30.copy in between takes and he didn't speak. I thought, I've offended him.

:21:31. > :21:34.I asked him if he wanted a coffee. I was like, this is for you, I'm so

:21:35. > :21:40.sorry. In the make-up chair, he said, I just like to immerse him.

:21:41. > :21:46.But he is truly terrifying. Is it really hard to keep secrets? People

:21:47. > :21:53.are very excited about this third series, but obviously loads of fans

:21:54. > :22:01.come and watch you film. Matt, this footage, see this clip... Have we

:22:02. > :22:06.got it? Here we go. It's like a theatre. They had to cordoning off

:22:07. > :22:11.the record and it. They come out for when they know that we are working

:22:12. > :22:18.in London. -- they had to cordoning it off. They are really good and so

:22:19. > :22:20.loyal and they keep secrets. They are the best fans to have because

:22:21. > :22:27.they love the show. They don't spoil it. Obviously, such intimate scenes

:22:28. > :22:32.that happen, you often feel that the characters are alone on these

:22:33. > :22:36.streets, and there are thousands of people! We did a scene in the third

:22:37. > :22:43.series and afterwards we got a massive round of applause. It was a

:22:44. > :22:47.bit like doing a play outside. You can see Amanda in the new series of

:22:48. > :22:52.Sherlock which starts on New Year's Day on BBC One. Underground

:22:53. > :22:57.railways, right, London has the oldest, Shanghai has the longest and

:22:58. > :23:05.New York as the most stations. If the next film is anything to go by,

:23:06. > :23:06.Glasgow's is the most loved. As it enters its 120th year, those trains

:23:07. > :23:18.having a few stories to tell. # St George's Cross where other

:23:19. > :23:26.people meet # The train goes round and round

:23:27. > :23:31.# On the Glasgow Underground... My name is Elizabeth Stuart. I was

:23:32. > :23:36.born in Glasgow. The subway is a big part of my life. To me, there is

:23:37. > :23:41.nothing to beat the Clockwork Orange, because it is Glasgow's and

:23:42. > :23:49.we love it. I lived in a house that was half of a villa and the other

:23:50. > :23:52.half had to get knocked down for the Subway. We could always hear the

:23:53. > :24:01.sound of an earthquake every five minutes. It was like, what is that

:24:02. > :24:06.noise?! Oh, the subway. # They tell me that Majorca is a

:24:07. > :24:10.dandy place... My name is Colin and in my 50 year

:24:11. > :24:13.career as a journalist I have interviewed nine Prime ministers,

:24:14. > :24:22.but they all started on the Glasgow Subway. I as a boy was travelling

:24:23. > :24:26.all the time on the Subway and I thought, people should be writing

:24:27. > :24:30.about this, so at 17 I took out my pen and I wrote an article and send

:24:31. > :24:36.it to the Glasgow Herald and they published it. That's how I got into

:24:37. > :24:43.journalism. The genius of it is it is simple. It is two circles, the In

:24:44. > :24:46.and the Out. If you get on the wrong train, don't panic, stay on and in

:24:47. > :24:51.20 minutes you get back to where you were. The Subway was the biggest

:24:52. > :25:01.technical tube railway in the world when it opened. London was 18 33,

:25:02. > :25:05.Budapest in 1896 and Glasgow in 1896 in the winter. Glasgow was the Tube

:25:06. > :25:13.capital of the world, and they loved it.

:25:14. > :25:20.# They seem to call you back with an entrapment ever new... I have worked

:25:21. > :25:27.in the subway for 39 years. I'm an operations manager. The Glasgow

:25:28. > :25:33.Subway is unique. It's a narrow track gauge of four feet. It takes a

:25:34. > :25:40.bit of innovation to keep things going. About 40,000 people a day use

:25:41. > :25:47.the Subway, which equates to around 30,000 people per year. In November

:25:48. > :25:52.2010, the transport was out of action, rail lines and buses, but

:25:53. > :25:56.the Subway managed to run. To me, that was the crowning glory of what

:25:57. > :26:04.we do. # I don't like the stormy winds, the

:26:05. > :26:06.shallows all the snow... I have been working on the Subway for about 20

:26:07. > :26:19.years. This is a mural. The artist is

:26:20. > :26:26.famous for his writing and painting. This is me in the corner, with the

:26:27. > :26:30.brush. It takes in quite a lot of the wall of the underground and lots

:26:31. > :26:36.of people every day pass by and admire it. It's an honour to be in

:26:37. > :26:39.the mural. I am an artist herself. I like painting the West End. Quite

:26:40. > :26:46.entertaining sometimes. There are lots of moments there. The Subway is

:26:47. > :26:52.the heart of the west end. If it wasn't there, I think we'd be lost.

:26:53. > :26:56.The Subway has been a friend and a flow of people for years, but mostly

:26:57. > :27:01.a friend. I remember going home one night on the last train and, as we

:27:02. > :27:06.got off and waved good night to Anne, the lady who took the tickets,

:27:07. > :27:11.a man rushed downstairs and tried to get on the train, assuming it was

:27:12. > :27:15.still in service. She said, no, you can't get on this train, it's going

:27:16. > :27:21.to bed. And she patted it. I don't think that happens on the District

:27:22. > :27:31.line or the Jubilee. Maybe it does, but I don't think so.

:27:32. > :27:39.# You've never lived unless you been on...

:27:40. > :27:46.# Glasgow Underground. Wasn't that lovely? Isn't it cute

:27:47. > :27:49.that they put the trains to bed! If there are any District or Jubilee

:27:50. > :27:55.drivers watching, and you cut your train on the head to to bed, let us

:27:56. > :28:02.know. It's cake time. Amanda was asking about it. I wanted to know.

:28:03. > :28:06.We have some bakers in the audience. They are from the Gainsborough

:28:07. > :28:08.Learning Centre. On Christmas Day, BBC One is giving fans the chance to

:28:09. > :28:13.introduce their favourite programmes. There are a few

:28:14. > :28:18.surprises in store. If you would like to know who or what left this

:28:19. > :28:29.lot looking so shocked, make sure you tune in on the 25th. Shall we

:28:30. > :28:32.put our bakers to good use? We will eat their cakes, obviously, and they

:28:33. > :28:40.can help us end the show. CHEERING

:28:41. > :28:59.Well, there we are. OK, guys. Here we go!

:29:00. > :29:01.You can see Doctor Who on Christmas Day, and Sherlock

:29:02. > :29:06.on New Year's Day - both on BBC One.