:00:16. > :00:18.Hello, and welcome to The One Show with Matt Baker...
:00:19. > :00:22.Coming up shortly: Nick Wallis has been at the UK Border Force's postal
:00:23. > :00:24.hub, discovering just how much contraband is hidden
:00:25. > :00:35.Look at this shot! It literally shed loads.
:00:36. > :00:37.And we'll be celebrating 120 years
:00:38. > :00:39.uncovering some incredible stories along the way.
:00:40. > :00:41.And Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without the two titans
:00:42. > :00:48.of the festive TV schedule - a detective and a doctor.
:00:49. > :01:01.The roads we walked have demons. I'm back. Who are you? The doctor.
:01:02. > :01:03.What's the very worst thing you can do to your very best friends? I love
:01:04. > :01:17.you. Hello, both! Merry Christmas.
:01:18. > :01:24.CHEERING We can say that now, it's fine, it's
:01:25. > :01:29.official. The programmes aren't on at the same time, so there is no
:01:30. > :01:36.ratings war. But who would win in a fight, The Doctor or Sherlock?
:01:37. > :01:40.Sherlock, because he's a bad committee know, he's bad. You've
:01:41. > :01:47.seen him fight committee is really good fighter. The Doctor has a
:01:48. > :01:52.screwdriver, he can close down Sherlock's mine. I know The Doctor
:01:53. > :01:55.is an alien, but I can detect a Glasgow accent that, I don't mess
:01:56. > :02:00.with people from Glasgow! The white very good.
:02:01. > :02:04.Stay tuned for an exclusive clip from Sherlock.
:02:05. > :02:06.In just 10 days' time, we'll all be sitting
:02:07. > :02:09.around the Christmas tree opening our presents.
:02:10. > :02:16.I'm not ready! Is it really just ten days? Don't say that. You've got a
:02:17. > :02:18.good excuse for not being ready, I wouldn't worry.
:02:19. > :02:21.Nick's been to meet some people who might not want to open theirs.
:02:22. > :02:28.Let's face it, they'll already have opened enough by then.
:02:29. > :02:39.Opening parcels at Christmas, and wondering what you're going to get.
:02:40. > :02:43.Oh! The white but the UK Border Force and expecting slippers and
:02:44. > :02:47.socks. And Christmas is the busiest time of year, with the conveyor belt
:02:48. > :02:50.working overtime. They are intercepting parcels as they come
:02:51. > :02:54.into the country, looking for things like weapons, drugs and counterfeit
:02:55. > :02:58.goods. Millions of parcels come through this postal hub. And around
:02:59. > :03:06.80 Border Force staff legally examined the lot. They know all too
:03:07. > :03:10.well that criminals just love the Christmas rush. Smugglers do take
:03:11. > :03:17.the Christmas period as a good time to start smuggling the stuff over.
:03:18. > :03:21.They do use Christmas presents, they do use Christmas wrapping paper.
:03:22. > :03:26.They think it's easier to slip a few things through the net. I've got a
:03:27. > :03:30.parcel from China, declared as food. It doesn't feel like food, from
:03:31. > :03:40.experience. It feels like it has been mystic word. -- miss declared.
:03:41. > :03:44.It's more than one massive great big bag of tobacco. There is more than
:03:45. > :03:51.three bags of tobacco. This looks like a huge find to me. This is just
:03:52. > :03:57.our baby work. He is completely unruffled by three massive bags --
:03:58. > :04:01.our daily work. As no import duty has been paid, this tobacco is
:04:02. > :04:06.illegal contraband. Anything suspicious gets the once over from
:04:07. > :04:11.Maggie's BDI. If this is all fine, this is somebody's Christmas
:04:12. > :04:16.present. All too often, innocent Christmas presents in reality
:04:17. > :04:21.contain drugs, weapons and counterfeit goods. I'm satisfied
:04:22. > :04:27.that that is a genuine family pass. White Maggie's next parcel is from
:04:28. > :04:35.India bound for a specifically vague address tell me what your experience
:04:36. > :04:43.is telling me? Write... There you go, I can tell by the smell of it it
:04:44. > :04:46.is something called Katt, it is now a class C controlled drug. I like
:04:47. > :05:01.this! That's fine, that's an offensive
:05:02. > :05:10.weapon. It is declared as a T-shirt. Then again, it seems very light for
:05:11. > :05:16.a T-shirt. So, there is no T-shirt. But this looks like it's going to be
:05:17. > :05:22.cannabis in there. Oh, my goodness! There is a fair amount here. There
:05:23. > :05:28.is a huge amount. That's amazing. What would you say to people who are
:05:29. > :05:33.ordering drugs online through the post? You're wasting money, because
:05:34. > :05:38.we'll find it. I've been here and now, already the guys have found
:05:39. > :05:41.hundreds of pounds worth of tobacco, a drug called Katt and thousands of
:05:42. > :05:49.pounds worth of marijuana, and they are still going. Any parcels from GB
:05:50. > :05:55.as countries of origin are x-rayed. -- from GBS countries. And the dodgy
:05:56. > :06:01.finds keep on coming. A bag full of counterfeit goods.
:06:02. > :06:09.It says it is lotus root powder. Are we going to find more drugs? Biton
:06:10. > :06:16.Chouly. From my experience -- potentially. I think that is a
:06:17. > :06:21.steroid. With her and Power NI preaching, Maggie seeks confirmation
:06:22. > :06:26.of hers is patient. -- her and ten night. This gadget fires in leader
:06:27. > :06:35.at the power, giving Maggie and on this pot analysis of the substance.
:06:36. > :06:39.It is a class C controlled drug. How about that? Wants Maggie and the
:06:40. > :06:43.team have decided that a parcel is dodgy, it comes here to this secure
:06:44. > :06:51.area. Look at how much stuff is in there. In the past year, the team
:06:52. > :06:56.seized two tonnes of cannabis, more than 700 firearms, 1000 offensive
:06:57. > :07:01.weapons, over 6000 counterfeit products and 18 million fake
:07:02. > :07:04.cigarettes. Parcels found to contain innocent presents are resealed and
:07:05. > :07:09.sent on the way. We will take our time and became full because it is
:07:10. > :07:15.somebody's property. The illegal stuff is sent to the police -- we
:07:16. > :07:19.will become for. My day in bad Santa's grotto maybe after then. But
:07:20. > :07:26.the work of the Border Force Christmas elves go on.
:07:27. > :07:30.STUDIO: My worry would be, if they got it wrong, they were spot-on in
:07:31. > :07:36.most cases, but you can't rewrap a present with rubber gloves on! That
:07:37. > :07:43.guy should go on Britain's Got Talent, shaking boxes! It would be
:07:44. > :07:46.better than the acts on the show, and the judges! Sorry, you were
:07:47. > :07:53.saying? They know instantly what is in the dust by shaking get. I'm
:07:54. > :07:56.joking about the judges, they are my personal friends! I don't want any
:07:57. > :08:02.controversy, I've worked with them for many years. A lot of those
:08:03. > :08:05.parcels were mine, I'm very upset! We've just revealed you've got some
:08:06. > :08:09.Rudolph slippers for Christmas, sorry about that. When you get a
:08:10. > :08:21.present, do you shake it? No, I rip it. I bet you shake it, you'll like
:08:22. > :08:25.them. No, no, I've got a problem with my throat, I can't speak
:08:26. > :08:31.properly! LAUGHTER
:08:32. > :08:34.Watery eyes, gone a bit weird. Let's talk about Doctor Who. I can't
:08:35. > :08:40.speak! This is your present to us. You were in last year's
:08:41. > :08:42.Doctor Who Christmas special - but you, shall we say,
:08:43. > :08:50.lost your head. I thought it was a hit and run, I
:08:51. > :08:54.would go in, do five minutes and get out again. I really handed top and
:08:55. > :09:00.now I've gone back. We have to develop the character a bit more --
:09:01. > :09:05.hammed it up. I lost my head last time. You what on the body of Greg
:09:06. > :09:09.Davies, who is playing a robot. Now you've got your head back. Bring us
:09:10. > :09:14.up to speed? There is duff I can tell you and stuff I can't tell you
:09:15. > :09:18.because I'm sport is a black swan to secrecy, and also because I can't
:09:19. > :09:24.always understand it! -- I am sworn to secrecy. But it is explained. You
:09:25. > :09:28.do discover a little bit in the Christmas episode and across the
:09:29. > :09:34.cause of the series how Nardole was put together again and why he is
:09:35. > :09:38.back. He's not just that on a whim, he has a job to do, and it all
:09:39. > :09:43.becomes apparent to rock the series, which starts next year. But in this
:09:44. > :09:47.Christmas special, Nardole is the companion, and I have to pinch
:09:48. > :09:50.myself, it's the stuff of dreams. You have brought a moment with you
:09:51. > :10:01.which you are going to share now with a audience.
:10:02. > :10:12.Oh, my God, is real! He was real? The ghost.
:10:13. > :10:24.APPLAUSE It sends shivers down the spine!
:10:25. > :10:29.Even of the non-doctor who fans. I'm shameless. It's a very different
:10:30. > :10:39.feel to what you normally see on Doctor Who. The nicest thing about
:10:40. > :10:43.this is, it is an Marge, because there is so mini superhero movies,
:10:44. > :10:48.Steven Moffat, he wrote the episode, he runs Doctor Who, this is his
:10:49. > :10:51.homage to the Cristoforo read Superman movies, they were a bit
:10:52. > :10:58.more innocent and a bit less noisy than the superhero movies now. And
:10:59. > :11:02.in particular, the relationship between Clark Kent and Lois Lane and
:11:03. > :11:11.Superman, the weird triangle that they have. And so he uses that as a
:11:12. > :11:17.theme as well. Like you say you are a big fan, as far as your favourite
:11:18. > :11:22.doctor is concerned. Peter Capaldi, I tell him he is my joint sixth
:11:23. > :11:27.favourite doctor! That is what I tell him, I love you! Who is he
:11:28. > :11:34.joined with? Sylvester McCoy, obviously. Who is number one? It
:11:35. > :11:40.would have to be Tom Baker, he did the narration in Little Britain. Who
:11:41. > :11:46.is number two? Number three is Jon Pertwee, we could go on! I love
:11:47. > :11:51.working with Peter Capaldi. He is so funny. In this series, not in the
:11:52. > :11:56.Christmas bash, which is, I guess, not born yet, but in the new series
:11:57. > :12:00.we have a new companion which is excellent. Just enjoying the new
:12:01. > :12:05.dynamic is really good. We are very much looking forward to it. You can
:12:06. > :12:08.see Matt in Doctor Who: The Return of Doctor Mysterio on BBC One on
:12:09. > :12:10.Christmas Day. And while we're talking time-travel,
:12:11. > :12:13.cast your mind forward to next year. We want you to tell us why
:12:14. > :12:16.2017's going to be really Maybe it's something you hope
:12:17. > :12:20.to do for the first time? Or it could be something
:12:21. > :12:22.you hope to stop doing. Big or small, whatever it is,
:12:23. > :12:26.we want to hear about it for a film we'll be making at the start
:12:27. > :12:28.of the New Year. Union flag, cricket that trophy, --
:12:29. > :12:41.cricket bat, trophy... Now, for viewers who don't speak
:12:42. > :12:43.the UK's fastest growing language, "Here's a British cricket
:12:44. > :12:55.champion with a film No! Recently I've noticed a button
:12:56. > :13:00.on wife on that unlocks a bizarre and frankly confusing language. --
:13:01. > :13:05.on my phone. Smiley face, I've used that a lot. Oh, high heels, don't
:13:06. > :13:09.need that one. These icons range from the free as to the downright
:13:10. > :13:14.strange. And with 6 billion of them being sent every single day, it's
:13:15. > :13:21.now claimed that emojis the UK fastest-growing language. In fact,
:13:22. > :13:25.it's so popular that in 2015 in the Oxford dictionary's word of the year
:13:26. > :13:28.wasn't even a word at all, it was this. How good are we at
:13:29. > :13:41.understanding this new language? Do you use emojis on your phone?
:13:42. > :13:48.Yes! I love emojis. What's your favourite? The Princess one. Well,
:13:49. > :13:55.of course. This is a sentence, what do you think it says? 8pm, going
:13:56. > :14:00.out, bit of dancing, bit of pizza, sound good to you? They are funny,
:14:01. > :14:06.they add a bit of visual representation of what you're trying
:14:07. > :14:10.to say. So, it seems like most of us understand emoji language. But where
:14:11. > :14:16.do all these emojis come from, and can they tell us anything about how
:14:17. > :14:19.we live our lives? Dr Ben Neuman expert in mobile technology, has
:14:20. > :14:23.been studying these quirky characters. Hieroglyph ricks were
:14:24. > :14:27.really the forerunner of modern language. However, emoji, as we
:14:28. > :14:31.understand them, emerged in emerged in Japan in the late 90s. I've
:14:32. > :14:42.actually got some pictures here. You can see these are pretty simple.
:14:43. > :14:45.When they were released, there were about 200 of them. Nowadays we have
:14:46. > :14:47.nearly 2000. You can really see how things have progressed and the
:14:48. > :14:49.popularity has exploded over the last few years. Ben and his team of
:14:50. > :14:53.researchers have studied this increase and worked out which emojis
:14:54. > :14:58.most unique to which the UK cities. London is the emoji for partying.
:14:59. > :15:04.Leeds like blue hearts, maybe the Leeds Rhinos. Glasgow unlike
:15:05. > :15:10.finger-pointing, check route! -- Glasgow unlike. Exclusively, they
:15:11. > :15:13.have crunched the numbers to reveal 2016's top five emojis. Here they
:15:14. > :15:21.are along with the official descriptions. In at number five, the
:15:22. > :15:26.smiley face with heart eyes. Climbing fast to number four, we
:15:27. > :15:31.have smiley face smiling eyes. Number three is heavy black heart,
:15:32. > :15:37.which is odd because it's red. Second place, it is a face blowing a
:15:38. > :15:43.kiss. And finally, the most popular emoji for 2016, well, it's the same
:15:44. > :15:50.as 2015, the smiley face with tears of joy. Come on, guys, use your
:15:51. > :15:56.imagination! So we know how they are used, but how are they made? MR
:15:57. > :15:58.Hopkins designs custom emojis for Twitter, transforming well-known
:15:59. > :16:06.celebrities in the colourful tiny icons. How exactly do you design and
:16:07. > :16:10.emoji? We start by researching the subject matter. In February we have
:16:11. > :16:14.the Brit Awards, and I had to do and emoji for Dell. She had come back
:16:15. > :16:18.with a new hair colour and she is known for her eyeliner. We did want
:16:19. > :16:22.the Justin Bieber. At the time he changed his hair style four times in
:16:23. > :16:29.two weeks, it was a constant battle to keep up with him. MR has made
:16:30. > :16:34.emojis of little mix, Ant and Dec, and even the Queen. But our next
:16:35. > :16:38.subject is the most challenging yet, yours truly! How do you want me?
:16:39. > :16:42.That's just fine. I'm going to start with making your face shape and add
:16:43. > :16:49.all of your features. This is my best side, by the way! Perfect.
:16:50. > :16:52.Emojis are made up of just a handful of pixels, which means creating a
:16:53. > :16:58.real likeness can be a challenge. With a bit of digital trickery, the
:16:59. > :17:04.brand-new thought of not emoji is ready to be released on the world.
:17:05. > :17:08.All done, we're finished! Let's have a look! Brilliant, very handsome.
:17:09. > :17:15.Thanks very much. The little cartoon form.
:17:16. > :17:22.Emma is here tonight and she has kindly made and emoji for our
:17:23. > :17:29.guests. This is exciting. Unfortunately, Amanda, obviously
:17:30. > :17:36.blonde because of the character, but there you are, you can hold them up.
:17:37. > :17:43.I am already and emoji. I already look like one. That's more like Greg
:17:44. > :17:47.Wallace. And Emma has done some for us as well. How are we doing?
:17:48. > :18:00.Actually, hang on a minute, Amanda. Old on. There we are! I don't know,
:18:01. > :18:06.but it's lovely. Thanks, Emma. Let's talk about Sherlock. When we last
:18:07. > :18:11.saw you, there was big baby news. Your character and your husband are
:18:12. > :18:14.about to expect a baby. What they did, they put the announcement that
:18:15. > :18:22.the baby had been born in the Telegraph. We are talking about in
:18:23. > :18:26.the show, by the way. This was in the Telegraph last week and the
:18:27. > :18:33.daughter's name was revealed as Rosamund. It's amazing how they plan
:18:34. > :18:36.to stop I got cross because I thought it had been unofficially
:18:37. > :18:44.leaked! And then I was like, it was fine. Did you know about it? No, I
:18:45. > :18:50.found out on Twitter. I was like, oh god, people will be really cross.
:18:51. > :18:55.But they leaked it. That is part of the fun that Steven Moffat seems to
:18:56. > :19:02.have. The link between Doctor Who and Sherlock, such a clever mind.
:19:03. > :19:07.Stephen runs both shows and he co-created Sherlock with Mark
:19:08. > :19:16.Gatiss. Mark sometimes rides Doctor Who as well. -- writes. And
:19:17. > :19:21.apparently they are writing the name-5-macro- Sherlock sped off.
:19:22. > :19:31.They're not, I'm lying. We are about to see an exclusive clip and things
:19:32. > :19:35.are about to change. Mary, we agreed, we would never bring Rosie
:19:36. > :19:46.on a case. Exactly, so don't wait up! She's better, so I texted her.
:19:47. > :19:52.Hang on, Mary is better than me? She's a retired super agent so of
:19:53. > :19:57.course she is better. So I'm supposed to just go home? What do
:19:58. > :20:08.you think, shall we take in with us? Is it too early for a divorce?
:20:09. > :20:13.Anybody up for a trudge? We didn't really... That didn't tell us much.
:20:14. > :20:26.Not anything. Could you give us three words...? For this series?
:20:27. > :20:38.Yes. For Mary. Claude, heroin, not the drug... -- flawed. Flawed, a
:20:39. > :20:49.heroine and mother. I've given you so much. Flawed, a heroine and
:20:50. > :20:52.dangerous. So we get to know Mary a bit more? You do. You find that a
:20:53. > :20:59.bit more about her in this series and you see where she has come from.
:21:00. > :21:03.Very exciting. I can give you two names as well, Toby Roland-Jones. He
:21:04. > :21:10.is playing an evil villain and we know that he is the most evil. --
:21:11. > :21:16.Toby and Jones. What is he like to act opposite when he is being evil?
:21:17. > :21:20.He stays in character so it is quite worrying. I asked him if he wanted a
:21:21. > :21:30.copy in between takes and he didn't speak. I thought, I've offended him.
:21:31. > :21:34.I asked him if he wanted a coffee. I was like, this is for you, I'm so
:21:35. > :21:40.sorry. In the make-up chair, he said, I just like to immerse him.
:21:41. > :21:46.But he is truly terrifying. Is it really hard to keep secrets? People
:21:47. > :21:53.are very excited about this third series, but obviously loads of fans
:21:54. > :22:01.come and watch you film. Matt, this footage, see this clip... Have we
:22:02. > :22:06.got it? Here we go. It's like a theatre. They had to cordoning off
:22:07. > :22:11.the record and it. They come out for when they know that we are working
:22:12. > :22:18.in London. -- they had to cordoning it off. They are really good and so
:22:19. > :22:20.loyal and they keep secrets. They are the best fans to have because
:22:21. > :22:27.they love the show. They don't spoil it. Obviously, such intimate scenes
:22:28. > :22:32.that happen, you often feel that the characters are alone on these
:22:33. > :22:36.streets, and there are thousands of people! We did a scene in the third
:22:37. > :22:43.series and afterwards we got a massive round of applause. It was a
:22:44. > :22:47.bit like doing a play outside. You can see Amanda in the new series of
:22:48. > :22:52.Sherlock which starts on New Year's Day on BBC One. Underground
:22:53. > :22:57.railways, right, London has the oldest, Shanghai has the longest and
:22:58. > :23:05.New York as the most stations. If the next film is anything to go by,
:23:06. > :23:06.Glasgow's is the most loved. As it enters its 120th year, those trains
:23:07. > :23:18.having a few stories to tell. # St George's Cross where other
:23:19. > :23:26.people meet # The train goes round and round
:23:27. > :23:31.# On the Glasgow Underground... My name is Elizabeth Stuart. I was
:23:32. > :23:36.born in Glasgow. The subway is a big part of my life. To me, there is
:23:37. > :23:41.nothing to beat the Clockwork Orange, because it is Glasgow's and
:23:42. > :23:49.we love it. I lived in a house that was half of a villa and the other
:23:50. > :23:52.half had to get knocked down for the Subway. We could always hear the
:23:53. > :24:01.sound of an earthquake every five minutes. It was like, what is that
:24:02. > :24:06.noise?! Oh, the subway. # They tell me that Majorca is a
:24:07. > :24:10.dandy place... My name is Colin and in my 50 year
:24:11. > :24:13.career as a journalist I have interviewed nine Prime ministers,
:24:14. > :24:22.but they all started on the Glasgow Subway. I as a boy was travelling
:24:23. > :24:26.all the time on the Subway and I thought, people should be writing
:24:27. > :24:30.about this, so at 17 I took out my pen and I wrote an article and send
:24:31. > :24:36.it to the Glasgow Herald and they published it. That's how I got into
:24:37. > :24:43.journalism. The genius of it is it is simple. It is two circles, the In
:24:44. > :24:46.and the Out. If you get on the wrong train, don't panic, stay on and in
:24:47. > :24:51.20 minutes you get back to where you were. The Subway was the biggest
:24:52. > :25:01.technical tube railway in the world when it opened. London was 18 33,
:25:02. > :25:05.Budapest in 1896 and Glasgow in 1896 in the winter. Glasgow was the Tube
:25:06. > :25:13.capital of the world, and they loved it.
:25:14. > :25:20.# They seem to call you back with an entrapment ever new... I have worked
:25:21. > :25:27.in the subway for 39 years. I'm an operations manager. The Glasgow
:25:28. > :25:33.Subway is unique. It's a narrow track gauge of four feet. It takes a
:25:34. > :25:40.bit of innovation to keep things going. About 40,000 people a day use
:25:41. > :25:47.the Subway, which equates to around 30,000 people per year. In November
:25:48. > :25:52.2010, the transport was out of action, rail lines and buses, but
:25:53. > :25:56.the Subway managed to run. To me, that was the crowning glory of what
:25:57. > :26:04.we do. # I don't like the stormy winds, the
:26:05. > :26:06.shallows all the snow... I have been working on the Subway for about 20
:26:07. > :26:19.years. This is a mural. The artist is
:26:20. > :26:26.famous for his writing and painting. This is me in the corner, with the
:26:27. > :26:30.brush. It takes in quite a lot of the wall of the underground and lots
:26:31. > :26:36.of people every day pass by and admire it. It's an honour to be in
:26:37. > :26:39.the mural. I am an artist herself. I like painting the West End. Quite
:26:40. > :26:46.entertaining sometimes. There are lots of moments there. The Subway is
:26:47. > :26:52.the heart of the west end. If it wasn't there, I think we'd be lost.
:26:53. > :26:56.The Subway has been a friend and a flow of people for years, but mostly
:26:57. > :27:01.a friend. I remember going home one night on the last train and, as we
:27:02. > :27:06.got off and waved good night to Anne, the lady who took the tickets,
:27:07. > :27:11.a man rushed downstairs and tried to get on the train, assuming it was
:27:12. > :27:15.still in service. She said, no, you can't get on this train, it's going
:27:16. > :27:21.to bed. And she patted it. I don't think that happens on the District
:27:22. > :27:31.line or the Jubilee. Maybe it does, but I don't think so.
:27:32. > :27:39.# You've never lived unless you been on...
:27:40. > :27:46.# Glasgow Underground. Wasn't that lovely? Isn't it cute
:27:47. > :27:49.that they put the trains to bed! If there are any District or Jubilee
:27:50. > :27:55.drivers watching, and you cut your train on the head to to bed, let us
:27:56. > :28:02.know. It's cake time. Amanda was asking about it. I wanted to know.
:28:03. > :28:06.We have some bakers in the audience. They are from the Gainsborough
:28:07. > :28:08.Learning Centre. On Christmas Day, BBC One is giving fans the chance to
:28:09. > :28:13.introduce their favourite programmes. There are a few
:28:14. > :28:18.surprises in store. If you would like to know who or what left this
:28:19. > :28:29.lot looking so shocked, make sure you tune in on the 25th. Shall we
:28:30. > :28:32.put our bakers to good use? We will eat their cakes, obviously, and they
:28:33. > :28:40.can help us end the show. CHEERING
:28:41. > :28:59.Well, there we are. OK, guys. Here we go!
:29:00. > :29:01.You can see Doctor Who on Christmas Day, and Sherlock
:29:02. > :29:06.on New Year's Day - both on BBC One.