0:00:16 > 0:00:19Hello and welcome to your Friday One Show with Greg James.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21And Michelle Ackerley.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24We're taking over the show tonight and have brought together two top
0:00:24 > 0:00:26guests from the worlds of comedy and music.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Top is the word.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30He is one of Britain's top comedians, actors,
0:00:30 > 0:00:32writers and hosts of a top comedy news quiz.
0:00:32 > 0:00:36And she's had three top 10 albums and is up for a Brit next week
0:00:36 > 0:00:40for top British female solo artist.
0:00:40 > 0:00:49# Maybe I love you...You probably recognise me as the waiter who had
0:00:49 > 0:00:55his lines cut from the first Sherlock Holmes film.
0:00:55 > 0:01:01# We could be the greatest...He's really got on the end of that,
0:01:01 > 0:01:04hitting the ball a long way back into the crowd. That's dreadful
0:01:04 > 0:01:15snooker! # If you don't want to try...
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Please welcome Jessie Ware and Miles Jupp.
0:01:17 > 0:01:23APPLAUSE Your stand-up works really well with
0:01:23 > 0:01:27Jessie's music.It's extraordinary, we should do that more.Let's start
0:01:27 > 0:01:34off with a true News Quiz question, which football family is now five a
0:01:34 > 0:01:44side?The Rooney family.The Rooneys, yes!There they are.Four
0:01:44 > 0:01:48boys, but you can beat that, Miles question mark yes, I've got five
0:01:48 > 0:01:55children, I have forced up what is the typical morning in your
0:01:55 > 0:01:59household?We sit around talking about Wayne Rooney! There is noise,
0:01:59 > 0:02:05my wife and I get up early every day so there is an element when we can
0:02:05 > 0:02:12just talk.Quite time.Not be interrupted.What are the ages?
0:02:12 > 0:02:17Eight, nine and two. Tight grouping! It's all lovely.You're still
0:02:17 > 0:02:26smiling.Yeah.And Jessie, is your 18 month old going to go on the road
0:02:26 > 0:02:31with you as a roadie?She is coming to Europe with me and I'm freaking
0:02:31 > 0:02:34out, I hope she sleeps on the tour bus.That will be perfect, they
0:02:34 > 0:02:39always sleep on cars, perfect motion.I hope so, it's just when it
0:02:39 > 0:02:45stops.Have you got any help with you?My brother is taking time out
0:02:45 > 0:02:53from being a junior doctor. Childcare!My mum said, you have a
0:02:53 > 0:02:56doctor on board now. We have my brother and my husband so we have
0:02:56 > 0:03:03some help.We looking forward to using later. The Radio 4 news quiz
0:03:03 > 0:03:07is guaranteed to make you crack up. There is more to smile about in the
0:03:07 > 0:03:12news than you might think. As Iwan has discovered we often have a hard
0:03:12 > 0:03:16job believing it. Britain is going to the dogs, things are getting
0:03:16 > 0:03:21worse and there's nothing we can do about it. I mean, just look around
0:03:21 > 0:03:27you. See what I mean? This place, it's a... It's rather gorgeous, I
0:03:27 > 0:03:31didn't know Coventry was like this. Why is it that we are so ready to
0:03:31 > 0:03:35believe the worst about where we live? There is so much evidence
0:03:35 > 0:03:40pointing in the other direction. According to a worldwide survey we
0:03:40 > 0:03:42are fantastically misinformed about what's really going on under our
0:03:42 > 0:03:47noses. They asked people questions and compared their answers to the
0:03:47 > 0:03:53facts. I'm doing the same in a place chosen as the next city of culture.
0:03:53 > 0:03:58It's the murder rate higher, Lola or about the same as it was in 2000?I
0:03:58 > 0:04:04would say a bit higher.I think lower.About the same.It's actually
0:04:04 > 0:04:1214.9% lower.Ooh.Why did you think higher?Knife crime is reported so
0:04:12 > 0:04:17you think there are more murders. What percentage of women aged
0:04:17 > 0:04:26between 15-19 do you think give birth every year?5%.30?About 30?
0:04:26 > 0:04:32What would you say?60%.Its 1.4%! But why did you think it was so
0:04:32 > 0:04:37high?I know quite a few people who had given birth at that age. I
0:04:37 > 0:04:42thought it was more of an issue than it was.Do you think there were
0:04:42 > 0:04:46more, less or about the same number of deaths caused by terrorist
0:04:46 > 0:04:51attacks in Great Britain compared with the period between 1985 and
0:04:51 > 0:04:572000?I would say more.Less.They had the IRA so maybe the same.It is
0:04:57 > 0:05:0280% lower.There's a different story every day, it's the focus on the
0:05:02 > 0:05:08media -- of the media.The survey covers how we perceive subjects such
0:05:08 > 0:05:11as sugar and alcohol consumption, diabetes, smartphone ownership and
0:05:11 > 0:05:18health. Was there any strange things you found?Half of us think there
0:05:18 > 0:05:22are more terrorist deaths in the period since September 11 since the
0:05:22 > 0:05:26period before when actually there are fewer.I thought that as well.
0:05:26 > 0:05:32Is that the media?It is part of the issue but it is probably more how we
0:05:32 > 0:05:36process negative information and focus on vivid anecdotes rather than
0:05:36 > 0:05:41big statistics.Can we change people's perception?It would be
0:05:41 > 0:05:45nice if people see the results of the survey and start thinking about
0:05:45 > 0:05:50the biases they may have themselves, how they interpret data.Why do you
0:05:50 > 0:05:55think in the UK we have this negative perception?It feels like a
0:05:55 > 0:05:59massive percentage of the news is negative, it's murders, crime.As a
0:05:59 > 0:06:05nation can we change our perception, can we be more upbeat?We have lots
0:06:05 > 0:06:08of great people doing great things and maybe we don't hear so much
0:06:08 > 0:06:12about that.A lot of the time you hear about negative things on social
0:06:12 > 0:06:15media and it's easy to think about the negatives. There's a lot to
0:06:15 > 0:06:23celebrate.Yeah, thanks, Iwan. Miles, you have a theory about why
0:06:23 > 0:06:27things are worse than they are?I think we are made to feel frightened
0:06:27 > 0:06:33deliberately. A lot of the time. For financial reasons, I suppose. The
0:06:33 > 0:06:39economy is driven by fear, which is a cheery thought! Like, if you're
0:06:39 > 0:06:44buying car seats or something for your children, you find yourself, if
0:06:44 > 0:06:47you look at a cheaper one you may think you are being irresponsible so
0:06:47 > 0:06:51you are driven by fear to spend the most money possible on a child
0:06:51 > 0:06:56safety seat. Things like that, it drives it on. Like most things,
0:06:56 > 0:07:00there's money involved in it. It's a brutal truth.We got to keep it
0:07:00 > 0:07:06light, is the One Show, Miles!I'm going to bunker down! We could be
0:07:06 > 0:07:11attacked at any moment!We've been looking at the papers for a
0:07:11 > 0:07:15statistic to ask you about and it was inspired by the show meeting.
0:07:15 > 0:07:21What percentage of men aged between 16-34 in Britain are set to carry a
0:07:21 > 0:07:28manbag? What do you reckon?I hope it is low!Bear in mind this is my
0:07:28 > 0:07:37idea, Jessie!Unbelievably needs, three or 4%?10%? I'm going to go
0:07:37 > 0:07:43higher, 27.Ooh, very close. It's 25%. Well done, Jessie.
0:07:43 > 0:07:49Unforgivable!And this guy is one of them.What do you think of my
0:07:49 > 0:07:55manbag?No, that's a backpack.This is a bad for a man or a boy,
0:07:55 > 0:07:59whatever.It's a rucksack.I'm talking about the crossover ones
0:07:59 > 0:08:06that sits there.I thought a manbag was a bum bag until I saw this one,
0:08:06 > 0:08:11this is the epitome.When I bought it the man in the shop said it is a
0:08:11 > 0:08:21Lady Black Cats I said, wait -- it is a lady bag. Actually I wanted it
0:08:21 > 0:08:25more then.What do you carry? Scripts and things.Is this the real
0:08:25 > 0:08:33one?Yes, I got this and also this. I'm happy to be one of the 25%.Do
0:08:33 > 0:08:38you wear it with both straps?Of course!Full straps.I think a
0:08:38 > 0:08:44rucksack or a homework bag.The conversation continues.The debate
0:08:44 > 0:08:53is raging on.I thought a manbag was a more flappy thing.Metrosexual.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57I'm glad you're not having a go at mine. It's the 95th series of the
0:08:57 > 0:09:03News Quiz and it is your eighth at the helm. Tonight's episode finished
0:09:03 > 0:09:08a few minutes ago, so what's the big thing in the news?As ever, some
0:09:08 > 0:09:14completely brutal stuff in the news but also some Brexit staff, Boris
0:09:14 > 0:09:18Johnson made a speech on Valentine's Day which I think is a wonderful
0:09:18 > 0:09:23time to inject some love into the nation, as if he hasn't injected
0:09:23 > 0:09:31enough love about the place. He is an extraordinary man, I think. He
0:09:31 > 0:09:35got a slight panic making this speech, the usual jokes he made,
0:09:35 > 0:09:39Latin words and things and it was dying in the room and he started
0:09:39 > 0:09:46sweating. A you to the Cabinet, an awayday for the Cabinet which sounds
0:09:46 > 0:09:53like one of the bleakest definitions ever of team-building exercises.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Presumably wandering around asking each other for the Wi-Fi code.
0:09:56 > 0:10:01Perhaps they will even get everything sorted, finally.We never
0:10:01 > 0:10:05usually get to hear the warm up that you do but we were there with our
0:10:05 > 0:10:10cameras last night and the One Show got a mention.Delightful show
0:10:10 > 0:10:16tonight, with lovely, lovely people on. This bit is being filmed because
0:10:16 > 0:10:21I'm on the One Show tomorrow because presumably the next one has been
0:10:21 > 0:10:28cancelled. Normally you book up your Friday is quite a few weeks in
0:10:28 > 0:10:31advance rather than 3:30pm on a Thursday but you take what you can
0:10:31 > 0:10:40when you get it. Good evening.You and me both, mate! Patrick Kielty,
0:10:40 > 0:10:46who else? When you took over from Sandi Toksvig, what were your
0:10:46 > 0:10:50expectations and has it lived up to them?I thought it would be fun, I
0:10:50 > 0:10:56put my name into the ring because I liked doing the show, as a panellist
0:10:56 > 0:11:01and I thought they would be fun to be had. I didn't realise the
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Pastoral responsibilities, suddenly you're in charge. We're sitting here
0:11:04 > 0:11:09and we can lock around whereas you've got to run it and prevent us
0:11:09 > 0:11:15saying all sorts of appalling and crude things. That has... Being in
0:11:15 > 0:11:21charge, I preferred the team aspect of it. But yeah am I like it. The
0:11:21 > 0:11:24regulars are nice people, funny people but it's just that thing,
0:11:24 > 0:11:28when horrible news comes along, we've got to talk about it, that's
0:11:28 > 0:11:33deeply unfortunate. But I'm glad I've done it.And you've done a book
0:11:33 > 0:11:38as well, Eggs and Soldiers, it's out in paperback. For people who don't
0:11:38 > 0:11:45know, is Damien Trench?He's a cooker rewriter, he's one of those
0:11:45 > 0:11:51people, he does the same sort of job as Nigel Slater or Simon Hopkinson.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54I invented this character, Damien, because I'm obsessed with people who
0:11:54 > 0:12:01write about cookery in a way that makes... It's sort of aspirational,
0:12:01 > 0:12:05their lives sounds amazing. Nigel Slater, you can read what he's doing
0:12:05 > 0:12:10in the morning and think what an amazing life, but actually he's just
0:12:10 > 0:12:14talking about how he fights some old potatoes but he writes in such a
0:12:14 > 0:12:21way, I want to live his life. I like the idea of a character who writes
0:12:21 > 0:12:25in a relaxed way but uses it as a way concealing his own relentless
0:12:25 > 0:12:31torment.But you used some of your own inner torment in the book, your
0:12:31 > 0:12:36own mishaps?Yes, it was a radio series and a short lived television
0:12:36 > 0:12:44series. The book is... It's a fake memoir, his childhood memoir but I
0:12:44 > 0:12:53did one for my childhood -- I mine my own, he's fell out of a tree on
0:12:53 > 0:12:56Hampstead Heath and landed on his head, which happen to me when I was
0:12:56 > 0:13:02five. What happened in the book and real a few months after the incident
0:13:02 > 0:13:06I was speaking to my father about it and my dad said, I always regret
0:13:06 > 0:13:13that we didn't take you to hospital! It sounds like a good read.It's not
0:13:13 > 0:13:16all danger!And don't forget.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19If you want to listen to The News Quiz it's on Friday
0:13:19 > 0:13:21evenings at 18:30 and repeats Saturday's at 12:30.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24As well as being a comedian, Miles has starred in many films
0:13:24 > 0:13:26and TV shows over the years.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28The Crown on Netflix, The Thick Of It, The Monuments Men
0:13:28 > 0:13:32with George Clooney.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35But, Jessie, he's also been known to sing and a lot of people watching
0:13:35 > 0:13:40will remember him as this character.
0:13:40 > 0:13:48# I'm Archie # I know how things are done
0:13:48 > 0:13:58# I can make absolutely anything ... # So catchy.Archie the inventor
0:13:58 > 0:14:08from Allah Mori, where does that sit in your career highlights?
0:14:08 > 0:14:14in your career highlights? -- from Balamory.A delightful Bafta winning
0:14:14 > 0:14:18television programme.You put a smile on many people's faces.
0:14:18 > 0:14:23Everyone has a hinterland, and this shows you can turn things around!
0:14:23 > 0:14:26Don't do yourself down because you inspired a generation and here is a
0:14:26 > 0:14:35great One Show link. Here is someone else who inspired a generation!
0:14:35 > 0:14:41As a child, I had a Spirograph toy, drawing with nothing more than a cog
0:14:41 > 0:14:48inside a cog and a pen. I could make perfect symmetrical patterns. You
0:14:48 > 0:14:52need patience and concentration, otherwise your pens slips. But
0:14:52 > 0:14:57children were more than up for the challenge when it was first released
0:14:57 > 0:15:02in 1965.Design is so beautiful your eyes won't believe what your hands
0:15:02 > 0:15:08have done.
0:15:08 > 0:15:12have done.Denys Fisher developed the toy.He was a mathematician and
0:15:12 > 0:15:16an inventor and he loved the precision of maths and the shapes
0:15:16 > 0:15:20that could be created and he wanted a way in which he could share his
0:15:20 > 0:15:25enthusiasm and enjoyment for maths, so he produced the Spirograph. The
0:15:25 > 0:15:32first was this one, actually.What is this on the back?It is from my
0:15:32 > 0:15:35father to my mother. It says to my very dearest wife, fellow director
0:15:35 > 0:15:43and friend, Betty.Did he realise it would be so popular as a toy?
0:15:43 > 0:15:46Initially, he thought of it being aimed at adults like a drawing
0:15:46 > 0:15:50device. But children have been fascinated with what they can
0:15:50 > 0:15:55create. At 15, my father said, I have arranged for you to go to a
0:15:55 > 0:15:59department store in Leeds, and you are going to demonstrate the
0:15:59 > 0:16:04Spirograph. I could not really say no. I was apprehensive. We sold
0:16:04 > 0:16:12quite a few sets.You get this kit. A feature on Blue Peter in 1965
0:16:12 > 0:16:15provided a boost to sales, and within four years it had sold 20
0:16:15 > 0:16:21million around the world. You may think the number of possible
0:16:21 > 0:16:26patterns you can make are quite limited, but that is not so. The
0:16:26 > 0:16:30combinations of different rings and discs and bars give you thousands of
0:16:30 > 0:16:37possible patterns. That's why British artist Leslie Halliwell goes
0:16:37 > 0:16:42into a spin over the Spirograph. You make the most astonishing pieces of
0:16:42 > 0:16:48artwork using this simple piece of kit. How long do the big ones take?
0:16:48 > 0:16:53Anywhere up to 5000 minutes, but I can only draw for three hours a day
0:16:53 > 0:16:57because it is labour-intensive.What do you do when you get near to the
0:16:57 > 0:17:01end and you mess up?At the beginning I was worried about that
0:17:01 > 0:17:06because it is hard to draw a perfect shape. But I began to realise that
0:17:06 > 0:17:11the mistakes and slips add character to the drawing which makes it come
0:17:11 > 0:17:18alive.Do you have a favourite disc? I do. It is this one. You can see it
0:17:18 > 0:17:25is quite well used.You have made a mess of that, haven't you?
0:17:25 > 0:17:29Spirographs tend to come about this size, but in celebration of their
0:17:29 > 0:17:33tiny magic and in honour of the generations of engineers and artists
0:17:33 > 0:17:43inspired by them, we are going to super-size it, with this. But can we
0:17:43 > 0:17:47magnify those fine, intricate curves? The art team at the
0:17:47 > 0:17:51University of Chester have made a cog two metres across, to emphasise
0:17:51 > 0:17:56those charming mistakes. At Chester's story house Theatre, we
0:17:56 > 0:18:02put it to the test.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06put it to the test. Where do you want to start?Let's start with
0:18:06 > 0:18:15green. Fingers crossed. Here goes. Going large, we can't use pens.
0:18:15 > 0:18:19Smudging and broken crayons are constant problems, along with
0:18:19 > 0:18:28hurting limbs.This is hard work. Big or small, with Spirograph, you
0:18:28 > 0:18:33never really know what you are going to get. How does that look?If we do
0:18:33 > 0:18:37any more there will be more smudging and I think it works as it is.Shall
0:18:37 > 0:18:43we take the frame off? We reveal our attempt to super-size the
0:18:43 > 0:18:50Spirograph. I like the smudges.It's not perfect, you just go with the
0:18:50 > 0:18:56process.My dad would be really proud of you.One final touch to
0:18:56 > 0:19:04make it the one show's very own Spirograph. Perfect.
0:19:04 > 0:19:09Lovely.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13At the Brit some he you are nominated against Dua Lipa, Laura
0:19:13 > 0:19:17Marling and Paloma Faith for Best Female Solo Artist. How you feeling
0:19:17 > 0:19:21about it?I feel I am always the bridesmaid and never the bride when
0:19:21 > 0:19:26it comes to the Brits, but third time lucky, maybe. Not feeling
0:19:26 > 0:19:34great, to be honest, I am not go into lie. It will be great. I will
0:19:34 > 0:19:39wear a nice dress, clap slowly and cry a bit.It is a brilliant night.
0:19:39 > 0:19:45It is quite stressful, I find, but I love it and I can't wait to be
0:19:45 > 0:19:51there!What do you think about the other acts in your category?I love
0:19:51 > 0:19:55them. Dua Lipa is having an amazing year and Paloma Faith was very good
0:19:55 > 0:19:59to me from the beginning. Laura Marling is a sensational songwriter
0:19:59 > 0:20:04and Kate Tempest is just a force to be reckoned with. They are amazing,
0:20:04 > 0:20:10inspiring.I am rooting for you. Have you got Dua Lipa next week? Go
0:20:10 > 0:20:17away!You have a song on your most recent album with Ed Sheeran, all
0:20:17 > 0:20:23about your ex-husband.Yes, we wrote it when I was 8.5 months pregnant
0:20:23 > 0:20:27and very, very pregnant. It was about me being completely petrified
0:20:27 > 0:20:31about becoming a mother and not knowing what to expect and
0:20:31 > 0:20:37celebrating this wonderful man that I've got.You have a podcast would
0:20:37 > 0:20:40you do with your mum in your kitchen and you have had amazing guests,
0:20:40 > 0:20:45including Sam Smith. You get things that you do not normally here,
0:20:45 > 0:20:50including Sam Smith admitting he did not know where Mexico was.He did it
0:20:50 > 0:20:58himself. He thought it was right next to Spain, bless him.It must be
0:20:58 > 0:21:02a laugh with your mum.I can't believe I have persuaded her to do
0:21:02 > 0:21:06it. She has become a bit of a celebrity, a reluctant, mysterious
0:21:06 > 0:21:10celebrity. No pictures, no press. Everyone wants to speak to this
0:21:10 > 0:21:17woman. We have a laugh and I get a good meal, but from yesterday. We
0:21:17 > 0:21:24had George Ezra on and my menu went completely wrong.It is brilliant.
0:21:24 > 0:21:29And you are performing soon and we look forward to that.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Now get ready for a Friday night pub fight with a difference.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Resteranteur and chef Andi Oliver has been
0:21:33 > 0:21:35pitting "gastro pubs", against "pub pubs".
0:21:35 > 0:21:39I know which one my money's on.
0:21:39 > 0:21:44Cranborne, Dorset, a chocolate box village. But today it is war,
0:21:44 > 0:21:50between landladies Jane and Fiona. And I'm going to be testing them on
0:21:50 > 0:21:59their food, drink and on beyond is. This is the one Show's Pub bores. --
0:21:59 > 0:22:07Pub wars. First, soup at the Inn at Cranbourne. I am not a fan of
0:22:07 > 0:22:12stuffed dead animals, especially when eating. I find it a bit weird,
0:22:12 > 0:22:19dead animals when you're trying to have a pie. What's this? Just ignore
0:22:19 > 0:22:23me. Just checking. OK, time for a chat with the landlady. I can see a
0:22:23 > 0:22:30lot of gin.Every time I travel home to Australia I fill my suitcase with
0:22:30 > 0:22:36unique chin. I think there is some eucalyptus in there.That is really
0:22:36 > 0:22:40lovely. There is no burn and it has a lovely, warm buttery finish, which
0:22:40 > 0:22:46is unusual. Why should people come here, rather than the sheath of
0:22:46 > 0:22:52arrows?We are food -based, so come here if you are a foodie.The head
0:22:52 > 0:22:57chef is cooking up his signature triple cooked pork. Fantastic! Thank
0:22:57 > 0:23:04you very much. It smells amazing. That is delicious. There might be a
0:23:04 > 0:23:08tiny bit too much vanilla in the puree. The meat is beautiful, sweet
0:23:08 > 0:23:12and succulent and I like the rustic nature of the bubble and squeak
0:23:12 > 0:23:21underneath. A really good job. I should think so at £17.95.
0:23:21 > 0:23:25should think so at £17.95.Sticky toffee pudding, ten out of ten.We
0:23:25 > 0:23:32live next door, so happy hour, 5-7 everyday.If you yard stunner road,
0:23:32 > 0:23:38the sheath of arrows. The first thing, a pool table. All the pubs I
0:23:38 > 0:23:44know have got rid of tables and jukeboxes because most of them are a
0:23:44 > 0:23:49gastropub. As soon as I walk in the door, my thought is, proper pub. It
0:23:49 > 0:23:53is a little bit scruffier than the other place, but that's not a bad
0:23:53 > 0:23:59thing. I like a proper lived in, kicked about pub. Time to find
0:23:59 > 0:24:03landlady Fiona and ask her about the decor. Are you deliberately keeping
0:24:03 > 0:24:08it quite old school?Yes. I prefer to go somewhere I feel more
0:24:08 > 0:24:13comfortable. I don't necessarily want a gastropub.And how about the
0:24:13 > 0:24:22beer? Tell me about 6p red?They are a few hundred yards on the outskirts
0:24:22 > 0:24:30of the village.Very local.It is a lovely bitter.Quite smoky. I am not
0:24:30 > 0:24:35surprised you sell loads of that. Why should people come here to
0:24:35 > 0:24:40drink?We are a proper pub and if you want to come for a drink and
0:24:40 > 0:24:45chat with friends, we are here for that.And it is proper pub food, to
0:24:45 > 0:24:51comp but with a bit of a twist from the head chef, who is cooking me his
0:24:51 > 0:24:56sweet and sour tempura chicken.This is something I used to sit with my
0:24:56 > 0:24:59father and have beer on Sunday night in Singapore a couple of years ago.
0:24:59 > 0:25:03I lived and worked out there.So you brought those cooking influences
0:25:03 > 0:25:11back with you. It has a brilliant, crisp batter. The only criticism is
0:25:11 > 0:25:17that it doesn't really need hunks of pepper. The source is great. The
0:25:17 > 0:25:23slivers of onion give a nice zing against the sweetness. He has done a
0:25:23 > 0:25:28fantastic job and all for £9.75. What do the locals think?It is more
0:25:28 > 0:25:36friendly here. You get more local people in this one.They do a good
0:25:36 > 0:25:41curry.Both pubs have gone through my rigorous testing and now the
0:25:41 > 0:25:45village has gathered at a neutral location to see which is victorious.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48You have not made my job easy at all. Both establishments are
0:25:48 > 0:25:55completely brilliant. The Inn at Cranbourne is possibly a Littlemore
0:25:55 > 0:26:02restaurant - like, and so my decision is that the winner is the
0:26:02 > 0:26:13sheath of arrows. I walked into your pub and I felt so at home.I am just
0:26:13 > 0:26:24completely blown away. Congratulations.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27Congratulations. Thanks to Miles for joining us.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29A big thanks to Miles for joining us tonight.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Alex and Matt are back on Monday with Alan Davies.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34But now, with a track from her latest album, Glasshouse,
0:26:34 > 0:26:35this is Jessie Ware with Alone.
0:26:35 > 0:26:36# Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
0:26:36 > 0:26:38# Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
0:26:38 > 0:26:41# Take the weight off my shoulders
0:26:41 > 0:26:47# See, I won't make the same mistakes when we're older
0:26:47 > 0:26:51# Cos with every step you take I'm getting colder
0:26:51 > 0:26:54# So come a little closer
0:26:54 > 0:26:58# Just come a little closer
0:26:58 > 0:27:02# I don't want somebody else to call my name
0:27:02 > 0:27:08# No, I don't want somebody else when you could just say
0:27:08 > 0:27:13# Say that you're the one who's taking me home
0:27:13 > 0:27:19# Cos I want you on my skin and my bones
0:27:19 > 0:27:21# Knocking me off my feet
0:27:21 > 0:27:24# Just say I'm the one that you need, oh please
0:27:24 > 0:27:29# Say that you're the one who's taking me home
0:27:29 > 0:27:33# So I can get you alone
0:27:33 > 0:27:35# Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
0:27:35 > 0:27:38# Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
0:27:38 > 0:27:40# Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
0:27:40 > 0:27:43# Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
0:27:43 > 0:27:46# Just wanna talk a little longer
0:27:53 > 0:27:55# I don't need somebody else to call my name
0:27:55 > 0:27:58# No, I don't need somebody else to make me stay
0:27:58 > 0:28:00# I don't never need to walk away
0:28:00 > 0:28:02# You could just say, you could just say
0:28:02 > 0:28:09# Say that you're the one who's taking me home, me home
0:28:09 > 0:28:14# Cos I want you on my skin and my bones, my bones
0:28:14 > 0:28:18# Knocking me off my feet
0:28:18 > 0:28:20# Just say I'm the one that you need, oh please
0:28:20 > 0:28:25# Say that you're the one who's taking me home
0:28:25 > 0:28:31# So I can get you alone
0:28:31 > 0:28:34# Alone
0:28:34 > 0:28:35# Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
0:28:35 > 0:28:36# Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
0:28:36 > 0:28:38# Alone
0:28:38 > 0:28:40# Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
0:28:40 > 0:28:42# Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
0:28:42 > 0:28:44# Alone
0:28:44 > 0:28:47# Alone, alone
0:28:47 > 0:28:54# So I can get you alone.#