:00:17. > :00:23.Hello and welcome to the One Show with Alan Johnson And Matt Baker.
:00:24. > :00:28.Tonight has a bit of a 90s feel. Remember when Noel Edded Mondays and
:00:29. > :00:32.Mr Blobby ruled Saturday night with 20 million viewers? Far fewer
:00:33. > :00:39.attended the doomed theme park that fell on its Crinkley Botton. Nick
:00:40. > :00:45.Hewer has the story a bit later. Yes, it's back. There we are. This
:00:46. > :00:49.time, you can have a go. We are live at the brand new interactive version
:00:50. > :00:54.of the Crystal Maze. Joe's very in the moment there. Isn't he in the
:00:55. > :01:04.zone. When The Crystal Maze was on the telly these boys were making the
:01:05. > :01:20.catchiest songs of the 90s. # She's a star... #
:01:21. > :01:25.James will be treating us to a performance of their new single.
:01:26. > :01:30.This song it's perfect for both of tonight's guests. It is. One has
:01:31. > :01:37.written bestsellers a hit telly show and was once named one of Britain's
:01:38. > :01:41.most influential women. And the other has written bestsellers, won
:01:42. > :01:48.numerous comedy awards and recently walked 135 miles across the width of
:01:49. > :01:53.England. Here they are in the 90s. Here they are live on the One Show,
:01:54. > :02:03.it's Jo Brand and Caitlin Moran. There we are then. You look lovely,
:02:04. > :02:08.Jo. I don't want that. You look like your' on Dynasty. I love it. You
:02:09. > :02:13.look like Straw berry Shortcake. This was the first time I had an
:02:14. > :02:20.alcoholic drink. I was 15. Came down to London to sign my book deal. I
:02:21. > :02:27.couldn't think of any drinks I went cider and soda. That's not a thing.
:02:28. > :02:34.It looks like you dropped it. Full of life and joy there. Highlight or
:02:35. > :02:38.lowlight. Royal chocolate mint liqueur. I thought it would be like
:02:39. > :02:43.chocolate. Lying on a carpet for about four days. That wasn't my
:02:44. > :02:48.highlight. My highlight was probably being nominated for the Perrier
:02:49. > :02:53.Award. It was the Edinburgh Comedy Award. Steve Coogan and John
:02:54. > :02:59.Thompson won it. About three or four years down-the-line someone said to
:03:00. > :03:04.me - didn't you actually win the Perrier Award, I went, "yeah."
:03:05. > :03:10.Nobody remembers, do they. A more Al victory. Morven Christie is starring
:03:11. > :03:15.in a new BBC drama about autism. She will talk to us about it lart on.
:03:16. > :03:17.Let us set the scene. Go on. You saved up the deposit. Found a
:03:18. > :03:22.property. Good. The offer has been accepted. Yes. The survey is good.
:03:23. > :03:26.Time to part with thousands of pounds of your hard-earned cash. No
:03:27. > :03:33.doubt the biggest much purchase of your life. One click and all that
:03:34. > :03:37.money could just vanish. Is in the UK, more than 100,000 properties are
:03:38. > :03:42.bought or sold every month. Now, most of us would use a solicitor or
:03:43. > :03:46.a conveyor to deal with the purchase on our behalf. Crucially, the
:03:47. > :03:51.all-important transfer the last sums of money involved. It should be
:03:52. > :03:57.totally safe and water tight, but what if all that money could
:03:58. > :04:05.suddenly disappear? In July last year, Kate Blakeley and her partner
:04:06. > :04:10.Marco were buying a family home in leafy Buckinghamshire. We were close
:04:11. > :04:15.to the purchase and make the completion payment. We received an
:04:16. > :04:21.email from the solicitoring to say the bank account was being audited
:04:22. > :04:27.so could we send the funds to a different bank account. The email
:04:28. > :04:32.signoff was the same. We felt completely trusting of the email
:04:33. > :04:37.communication. While the email looked like it was from her
:04:38. > :04:41.solicitor, it wasn't. It was from conmen who had somehow intercepted
:04:42. > :04:46.their emails. Thinking they were transferring money to their
:04:47. > :04:52.solicitor, Kate and Marco paid just under ?300,000 into the fraudster's
:04:53. > :04:55.bogus account. We made the fine Al payment at the local branch of our
:04:56. > :04:59.bank on the Thursday. Then we received a phone call on Friday
:05:00. > :05:03.afternoon, from the solicitor, to say the money hasn't arrived. The
:05:04. > :05:07.money has gone. We were potentially bankrupt. We had handed in notice on
:05:08. > :05:11.our rent Al properties and had nowhere to live. Where would we live
:05:12. > :05:15.with the children, even just in the short-term, let alone thinking -
:05:16. > :05:20.what can we do in the long-term, we can't ever afford a house again. We
:05:21. > :05:23.were devastated at that point. Their solicitors say there was no evidence
:05:24. > :05:26.that either their IT systems had been hacked or that their email
:05:27. > :05:30.accounts had been used by the fraudsters. As soon as they were
:05:31. > :05:35.alerted to to the fraud they immediately contacted the bank.
:05:36. > :05:41.Meanwhile, Kate and Marco took out an injunction to freeze the bogus
:05:42. > :05:44.account. They reported the theft to Action Fraud, whose investigators
:05:45. > :05:49.have encountered this type of crime before. We first became aware of it
:05:50. > :05:54.two-and-a-half years ago. It's been slowly rising since. We have
:05:55. > :05:59.recorded a total loss in this particular fraud of over ?10
:06:00. > :06:03.million. How is this happening? It's interception of the email traffic,
:06:04. > :06:08.either through placing malware on one or other of the computers
:06:09. > :06:13.involved, or through insecure Wi-Fi networks. With hundreds of thousands
:06:14. > :06:17.of pounds at stake with this new type of fraud the consequences can
:06:18. > :06:23.be devastating. Any dreams you you might have of moving into your new
:06:24. > :06:28.home will disappear along with your money. Paul Phillip believes
:06:29. > :06:33.everyone involved in house purchases needs to be on their guard. Surely,
:06:34. > :06:38.the fault with this could almost be pointed at the solicitors. You are
:06:39. > :06:43.doing it day in, day out, the clients aren't, they are doing it
:06:44. > :06:47.once every few years. You should do more to protect our I agree that
:06:48. > :06:50.clients. Would be best practice. Clients have an obligation to make
:06:51. > :06:54.sure they know who they are dealing with, just like you and I when we're
:06:55. > :06:58.dealing on the internet, you know the email you have got comes from
:06:59. > :07:02.the solicitors and actually the most obvious and common sense thing to do
:07:03. > :07:07.is pick up the phone, verify the email and the Budget account details
:07:08. > :07:12.you have been sent. One of the safest ways to make sure the right
:07:13. > :07:17.people are getting your money. Make a small transfer, ?1, most of us can
:07:18. > :07:20.afford to lose that. When that has gone through ring your solicitor to
:07:21. > :07:25.check they received it. Then transfer the big amount. As for Kate
:07:26. > :07:28.and her family, well I'm delighted to report a happy ending. They are
:07:29. > :07:33.now living in their dream home. We had a phone call out of the blue.
:07:34. > :07:37.The best phone call I could easily say of our lives. The police had
:07:38. > :07:41.found the majority of the money that had disappeared. We were absolutely
:07:42. > :07:44.overjoyed and I think both of us burst into tears at that point. We
:07:45. > :07:49.couldn't believe what we were being told. Three people were arrested in
:07:50. > :07:55.connection with the fraud and on Monday all three were jailed for up
:07:56. > :07:59.to 14 months. But there are plenty of tech-savvy criminals ready to
:08:00. > :08:06.fill their place and turn our dreams of a new home into ale nightmare. As
:08:07. > :08:10.they said the relief must have been immense all that money just
:08:11. > :08:16.disappearing. Transferring that ?1 is a good idea. Are you two careful
:08:17. > :08:20.with internet transactions? No, I'm terrible. I use the same password on
:08:21. > :08:28.everything which I've had to change. Don't tell people that. I changed it
:08:29. > :08:36.all. Is it your name? It was the name of my childhood hero, Keith keg
:08:37. > :08:41.win. When my kids found out they were a real person they were like -
:08:42. > :08:52.I just thought it was a password you made up. I said let me tell you
:08:53. > :08:58.about the legend. The world can talk - Do you have many drunken toddlers.
:08:59. > :09:03.I would give away my motherhood - Don't do that. It's like a little
:09:04. > :09:08.baby if you're on Twitter it's prone to huge rages suddenly. People get
:09:09. > :09:12.upset and distract you quickly with a cute picture of a cat or talking
:09:13. > :09:16.about what you had for lunch. In your new book, Moranifesto, you talk
:09:17. > :09:20.about social media, about housing, toddlers, there is lots of different
:09:21. > :09:26.chapters, some of our favourites were the ones on tights and printers
:09:27. > :09:31.are evil. We will ask Jo which ones would - which one of those would you
:09:32. > :09:36.prefer Caitlin to talk about? This changed my Tights. Life. I'm asked
:09:37. > :09:39.over and over again, what is the biggest thing you learnt in your
:09:40. > :09:43.life. Never put your tights in the washing machine. The lycra will
:09:44. > :09:47.shatter at that temperature. When you are in the shower wash your
:09:48. > :09:51.tights in the shower while waiting for the condition - When they are on
:09:52. > :09:56.you? Start like that. Put them in the tray. Stamp on them a bit, like
:09:57. > :10:02.crushing grapes. Not while you're wearing I would like them. To see
:10:03. > :10:07.you try, that would be amazing. That's how I do my pants. Sorry
:10:08. > :10:15.Alex, I know it's early. Don't think about the image. I know students at
:10:16. > :10:22.college who would get in the bath with their underwear on. Don't waste
:10:23. > :10:27.the water. They keep their shapes for years rather than the baggy
:10:28. > :10:32.tight. I haven't worn tights since 1943. I hate tights. They are never
:10:33. > :10:37.quite right. They do that, they kind of come down to just above your
:10:38. > :10:42.knees. Or else they are up here. I like them being up here. Do you like
:10:43. > :10:49.that? Keeps them warm. Like a oncy. Hugs it all in. Can I just
:10:50. > :10:55.interject. I'm wondering why you've written a manifesto or a
:10:56. > :11:00.Moranifesto? When I was on tour I asked people who voted in the last
:11:01. > :11:04.election and and I asked who read the manifesto of the party they
:11:05. > :11:08.voted for. Everyone everybody would go, um. Including me. Politics
:11:09. > :11:11.should be ideas. It's about making things better. We have lost that
:11:12. > :11:14.idea. I really believe everybody out there has one idea that would make
:11:15. > :11:18.the world a better place. I have loads of ideas. I put them all in my
:11:19. > :11:29.manifesto and encouraged everybody else to do it. The tone of politics
:11:30. > :11:36.is cynical. If you go - things could get better, people say you are a
:11:37. > :11:40.child, naive. We invented David Bowie, put a man on the moon. I
:11:41. > :11:44.wanted to make politics positive again and cheerful. You put a lot of
:11:45. > :11:48.yourself in your books as you do in your aerials. I loved the one you
:11:49. > :11:52.published about the letter you would write to your daughter. It has a
:11:53. > :11:56.warm reception, didn't it? It went crackers. It was big on the
:11:57. > :12:01.internet. Adele retweeted it and said this has been such a beautiful
:12:02. > :12:07.letter to read, Caitlin Moran. People thought I was her friend.
:12:08. > :12:11.Adele friends write me saying - tell Adele we love her, she must play
:12:12. > :12:17.Brazil. I'm like sorry, I can't help you. The way you tell your husband
:12:18. > :12:22.how much you love him and snuggled up in bed. And the letter Alex said.
:12:23. > :12:25.Where do you drawn the line with your own privacy? Anything that
:12:26. > :12:30.would be boring, really I think. You don't want to bore people and stuff.
:12:31. > :12:35.You only want to tell people stories that are funny. That is my rule.
:12:36. > :12:40.People went are you have written your own manifesto, will you run for
:12:41. > :12:44.Parliament No, I couldn't. If I was in the middle of a meeting that was
:12:45. > :12:48.important and thought of a joke that would couper these things and the
:12:49. > :12:52.whole world was at war, I would tell the joke, then we would all die.
:12:53. > :12:56.That is why I wouldn't go into politics myself. OK. If you want to
:12:57. > :13:03.read Moranifesto it's out now, isn't it? Yes, it is. We said tonight has
:13:04. > :13:08.a flavour of the 90s. Joe Crowley is live from a famous 90TV show. He's
:13:09. > :13:17.only in The Crystal Maze. For those of you who can't remember, the Maze
:13:18. > :13:22.from 1990 to 1985 and saw richedrd O'Brien and Ed Tudor Pole lead the
:13:23. > :13:26.team through challenges of physical and mental strength and mystery. The
:13:27. > :13:30.The aim was to win crystals and get more time in the Crystal Dome. Joe,
:13:31. > :13:40.how are you getting on? Have you got any yet? That's how I'm getting on.
:13:41. > :13:45.I mastered the harmonica at least. Welcome to the Crystal Maze. It
:13:46. > :13:48.doesn't matter if you don't remember the original TV series, cult though
:13:49. > :13:51.it was. This experience has been created for people to enjoy, for
:13:52. > :13:56.people to come and try and test their wits against the various
:13:57. > :14:03.challenges. Speaking of challenges, all around me, through these walls
:14:04. > :14:08.are challenges. I can't show you any, mummies won't let me. We are in
:14:09. > :14:13.the Aztec Zone. If you come through here you can see more of it, there
:14:14. > :14:18.was the Medieval, Industrial And futuristic. Let us speak to the man
:14:19. > :14:23.who was the brains behind it. Tom Maguire you had the idea. How did it
:14:24. > :14:27.come about? Like all good ideas it started in the pub. I was an actor
:14:28. > :14:32.at the time. I got to thinking what would be the most fun and exciting
:14:33. > :14:36.show I would want to see. I put a wonderful team together, Ben, Greg
:14:37. > :14:43.and Dean. It's two years later - here we are. You raised a lot of
:14:44. > :14:48.money to put it on. Do you have Richard O'Brien's blessing? Yes and
:14:49. > :14:51.the original creator. They have been really influential. And really
:14:52. > :14:55.helpful. It's very popular. Will you take it outside of London snfrjs I
:14:56. > :14:59.hope so. We wanted to get good foundations. Make it perfect. Who
:15:00. > :15:06.knows. The world is our oyster. Thank you very much, Tom. It's hot
:15:07. > :15:09.in the Aztec Zone. Look who I find but two original legends who took
:15:10. > :15:13.part in the show, in the TV show. Tracey. You had a go on some of the
:15:14. > :15:18.challenges, what are they like? How do they compare? They are absolutely
:15:19. > :15:22.amazing. I felt I like I was transported back 21 years when I was
:15:23. > :15:28.fortunate to be captain of a team who went on and won. We bonded as a
:15:29. > :15:32.team. This created that. You were other people shouting through the
:15:33. > :15:35.windows at the skill games, mystery games saying - come on, we want to
:15:36. > :15:40.win. We are a good team, work together. I want to get in Peter.
:15:41. > :15:42.How did you get involved in the very first series They were short of
:15:43. > :15:46.contestants. I was selling a pension to one of the directors. He asked me
:15:47. > :15:51.to go on it. Simple as that. Simple as that. Amazing. You heard there
:15:52. > :15:55.that Tracey's team did very well originally. Both of these two,
:15:56. > :15:59.neither of them, managed to get any individuals CIS ales, that is true.
:16:00. > :16:01.Join us later, we will put them in the Dome itself and see how they get
:16:02. > :16:14.on. Back to you guys. Tracey and Peter are chomping at the
:16:15. > :16:18.bit! He was challenging Peter O'Brien.
:16:19. > :16:24.It will shortly be the centenary of the Easter rising. A pivotal moment
:16:25. > :16:28.in the history of Ireland. Brendan O'Carroll of Mrs Brown's Boys same
:16:29. > :16:36.has been on his own personal journey to explore the events.
:16:37. > :16:43.Exactly 100 years ago, when Easter week 1916, a band of rebels seized
:16:44. > :16:47.control of prominent buildings in Dublin. For six days, they held out
:16:48. > :16:54.against the might of the British Empire. It sent shock waves through
:16:55. > :17:04.the Empire and signalled the birth of today's republican movement. This
:17:05. > :17:10.is a family, my family. This is my dad, my grandparents, the ones who
:17:11. > :17:21.are going to concentrate on our Liam, Jim and Padraig. That one was
:17:22. > :17:25.too young. For generations, my family had been committed rebels.
:17:26. > :17:31.Unlike today, the island they lived in was all part of the United
:17:32. > :17:35.Kingdom. My family came from a long tradition of Irish nationalists, who
:17:36. > :17:43.wanted Ireland to be a independent country. At the start of the Rising,
:17:44. > :17:47.there were 4000 British soldiers stationed in barracks around Dublin.
:17:48. > :17:50.They were the first to be mobilised and thousands of reinforcements from
:17:51. > :17:56.other parts of Ireland and Britain were soon on the way. The 1600
:17:57. > :18:02.rebels were massively outnumbered. Uncle Liam had been put in charge of
:18:03. > :18:09.his company, including his younger brother and was instructed to world
:18:10. > :18:13.barricades. I have brought by sons Danny and Eric to see where ankle
:18:14. > :18:18.Liam let them in. He is 22 years of age, your rage. His commander has
:18:19. > :18:24.not turned up so he is in charge of a company. That is supposed to be
:18:25. > :18:29.120 men but only 28 turned up. They head off against the biggest empire
:18:30. > :18:35.in the world. This would all have been small tiny cottages at the
:18:36. > :18:44.time. He halted his men to stop here. We erected a double barricade
:18:45. > :18:50.off the street. Ordinary Dubliners were going around going, what?! What
:18:51. > :19:01.is the story of the barricades? ! British! What? What kind of guns
:19:02. > :19:07.were the rebels up against? What guns to be British have and what
:19:08. > :19:20.guns did the rebels have? They were standing here with a pike. A pike! A
:19:21. > :19:31.pole with a spiked on top of it. Bit closer, closer! In one breath, it is
:19:32. > :19:38.foolhardy. And then there are these young men standing with a pike at
:19:39. > :19:45.barricade. I love it! It is amazing to think there was a war here. 100
:19:46. > :19:51.years ago, Easter Monday. Your two great uncles stood right here.
:19:52. > :19:58.Remember this. We are no more than a half a mile away from the house they
:19:59. > :20:03.left that morning leaving their man, dad and my dad behind as a young
:20:04. > :20:11.kid. They are holding the barricade. Their parents can hear the gunfire.
:20:12. > :20:16.Wow. They must have been terrified. I can't even imagine what that would
:20:17. > :20:18.feel like. If that was you boys, I have to tell you, I would be their
:20:19. > :20:48.standing in front of you. I am really proud of my uncles.
:20:49. > :20:53.Three men marching out of the house to a rebellion on Easter Monday
:20:54. > :20:57.1916. Was it youthful folly or genuine idealism? I know this, if
:20:58. > :21:08.anybody asks me where I come from, I get to say, the Republic of Ireland.
:21:09. > :21:12.I thank them for that. And you can see the whole of
:21:13. > :21:17.Brendan's documentary My Family At War tonight on BBC Two at nine
:21:18. > :21:25.o'clock. And Dan is with us now. We have not seen you for ages! I am
:21:26. > :21:30.sorry about that. How much support to the rising get a? A lot of people
:21:31. > :21:35.in Dublin at that time, at that time Britain and Ireland were united on
:21:36. > :21:39.the Western Front, fighting Germany. A lot of people in Dublin thought
:21:40. > :21:45.this was a bit treacherous and I'm patriotic. A lot of women,
:21:46. > :21:50.particular married to soldiers would go down to the barricades and jeer
:21:51. > :21:56.at them but then things changed after the British behaviour at the
:21:57. > :22:02.end of the uprising. Had the First World War affected? The Brits were
:22:03. > :22:07.fighting this terrible gruelling war, losing men, spending money,
:22:08. > :22:11.they did not have time to focus on what was happening back home in
:22:12. > :22:18.Ireland. So they would rise up. The Germans supported this because any
:22:19. > :22:22.tension would benefit them. They sent weapons. They did not arrive
:22:23. > :22:29.because they were intercepted. It is all tied in with what was going on
:22:30. > :22:34.in the wider world scene. And there was this woman counters Markievicz.
:22:35. > :22:41.What was her role? Women played an enormously important role. It was
:22:42. > :22:45.part of liberation and emancipation and the Irish struggle as well. She
:22:46. > :22:51.was one of the leaders, she fought at the barricades and had a weapon.
:22:52. > :22:56.She was captured and court-martialed but she was not executed. She was
:22:57. > :23:01.serious! She said, typical Brits, they did not execute me. But she got
:23:02. > :23:05.the last laugh because she became the first woman in history to win a
:23:06. > :23:10.seat in the House of Commons. Even though she was in prison. She did
:23:11. > :23:16.not take the seat but she won it. The Easter rising was a stepping
:23:17. > :23:25.stone to independence as opposed to absolute success? The reason it was
:23:26. > :23:27.a stepping stone was the British Army overreacted. They bombarded
:23:28. > :23:28.Dublin and killed civilians. When they captured rebels, they
:23:29. > :23:33.court-martialed them, shot them and arrested a lot of other people
:23:34. > :23:36.without trial. As a result, a lot of people in Ireland became estranged
:23:37. > :23:41.from Britain and the government and looked on these people as martyrs.
:23:42. > :23:45.It is an important stepping stone to Ireland subsequently getting its
:23:46. > :23:57.independence. 100 years on shortly, are they marking it in a big way in
:23:58. > :23:59.Ireland? There will be a big parade and in the jail where they were
:24:00. > :24:01.court-martialed and executed by firing squad, there will be
:24:02. > :24:05.wreath-laying and other commemorations around the country.
:24:06. > :24:11.It is a big anniversary for them. Thank you, we will see you soon. We
:24:12. > :24:17.will not leave it so long next time. In a minute, Jo will walk us through
:24:18. > :24:23.her epic Sport Relief challenge walking 135 miles from the Humber to
:24:24. > :24:33.the mercy. It is massive. About eight inches! -- the Mersey. Here is
:24:34. > :24:39.Alex Riley on a school initiative that is going the extra mile to keep
:24:40. > :24:44.children healthy. Sugary drinks, fatty foods, sweet
:24:45. > :24:48.treats, is it anyone do our kids are getting bigger? Official figures
:24:49. > :24:53.show that by the time they leave primary school, one in five of them
:24:54. > :24:57.are obese. Experts believe the lack of exercise is key with only half of
:24:58. > :25:01.seven-year-olds achieving recommended levels of physical
:25:02. > :25:08.activity. Here at the school in sterling, they have come up with a
:25:09. > :25:15.simple solution. Lets line-up and do the daily mile. Pupils take 15
:25:16. > :25:20.minutes breaks of the desks to complete laps of the playground. It
:25:21. > :25:26.is part of the daily mile. It has become a big hit with children and
:25:27. > :25:30.adults alike. Every single day they are walking or running a mile which
:25:31. > :25:36.enables them to be active on a regular basis. Then they come back
:25:37. > :25:41.in. It seems the idea has legs because it has travelled 247 daily
:25:42. > :25:46.miles to this primary School in Cheshire. I am about to meet the
:25:47. > :25:51.first class to tackle the daily mile here. This year five class have had
:25:52. > :25:52.a bit of practice this week but today is D-Day. They may be leading
:25:53. > :26:13.the way but the rest of the school will be joining in by the end
:26:14. > :26:15.of the month. To give them a kick-start, Saint Ninian's pioneers
:26:16. > :26:18.have given them some advice. Walk may be 20 steps and count the steps.
:26:19. > :26:21.Then you could jog 15 steps. Carry on doing that process. I like
:26:22. > :26:24.getting out of the class and having fresh air. It also gives you a break
:26:25. > :26:28.when you have been thinking for a long time in class. Even when you
:26:29. > :26:35.have been doing it for a couple of weeks, you will feel so much fitter.
:26:36. > :26:41.Quite a change! There is no running away from it. It is time to hit the
:26:42. > :26:50.track. Lets go and line up outside and get ready to give it a go. Ever
:26:51. > :27:03.heard the phrase all the gear and no idea? Yes, you go round, kids. What
:27:04. > :27:08.do you think about doing the daily mile? It is all right to get out and
:27:09. > :27:13.have a run and you get to feel the burn. I thought it would be boring
:27:14. > :27:19.but when I started doing it it is actually really fun. Twixt you up
:27:20. > :27:27.and gets you ready to start the day. I am so fast. I am on my 14th. If it
:27:28. > :27:33.was snowing would you still want to do it? Yes! I enjoy it because it is
:27:34. > :27:41.a good time to speak to my friends. Do you feel like you have more
:27:42. > :27:46.energy and fitness to do stuff? Yes. Off he goes! The teacher is in
:27:47. > :27:52.charge of the year five Deeney pigs. We did a maths lesson to measure the
:27:53. > :27:56.distance around the playground to make sure it was a mile and then we
:27:57. > :28:01.took on board that we would do it every day. When they come back and
:28:02. > :28:05.side are they exhausted or too excitable to do work? I find they
:28:06. > :28:09.have blown off a bit of steam and cleared their minds and then they
:28:10. > :28:14.are back and ready to do what is asked of them. This is one of six
:28:15. > :28:21.schools piloting the daily mile in Cheshire with plans for more to join
:28:22. > :28:24.in by 2018. Duncan from Active Cheshire is leading the project.
:28:25. > :28:30.Some kids are fitter than others, is there a danger it could put some of
:28:31. > :28:34.them off? It is not a race or a competition. It is important for
:28:35. > :28:40.everybody. They need to see that habit of something they can carry on
:28:41. > :28:48.for the rest of their life. The last one to the climbing frame buys the
:28:49. > :28:59.skinny low pay is. Go! A great effort, everybody! Yes,
:29:00. > :29:03.great effort! Good luck to everybody doing the Sport Relief mile at the
:29:04. > :29:12.weekend. We will see some of you at the Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park. We
:29:13. > :29:17.have swapped sides because we have heard that the male presenter always
:29:18. > :29:22.sits on the left so we thought we would change it up. Twitter has gone
:29:23. > :29:26.into meltdown. Some people are watching us in the mirror so we are
:29:27. > :29:35.the right way round. We will talk to Hill Turnbull tomorrow -- we will
:29:36. > :29:42.talk to Bill Turnbull tomorrow. Did you notice we were the wrong way
:29:43. > :29:50.round? Of course not! I thought you were more attractive! Jo you have
:29:51. > :29:54.completed a 135 mile walk from the Humber Bridge, across the
:29:55. > :30:00.trans-Pennine trial to Liverpool in seven days. I said when you walked
:30:01. > :30:07.in that I thought you were glowing. How are you feeling now? I feel all
:30:08. > :30:11.right. The glowing bit is make up! Underneath, I look like a ghost and
:30:12. > :30:18.I sit at home all day crying. Don't tell anyone. I am fine now. How long
:30:19. > :30:26.did it take you to realise that you were fine? Probably about a week. My
:30:27. > :30:28.feet really hurt. The bottom of my feet felt like they had been bloated
:30:29. > :30:35.or. Lightly, admits ugly but they were still painful! What is the
:30:36. > :30:43.damage like? You see people having skin coming off their feet like
:30:44. > :30:50.sheets. I will send you a photo for your birthday! You were upbeat at
:30:51. > :30:56.the beginning, she had a brilliant message. Let's have a look. I'm
:30:57. > :31:00.doing this on the half of all the portly middle-aged women in the
:31:01. > :31:08.country who need to get off their bums, get a bit of exercise and live
:31:09. > :31:11.a bit longer, so they can occur with their husbands a few more years,
:31:12. > :31:15.shout at their kids for a bit longer, and eat more chips!
:31:16. > :31:23.What a great start. I know the Humber Bridge well my grandpa lives
:31:24. > :31:27.beside the bridge. How much preparation did you do and how much
:31:28. > :31:31.of a shock to to the system was it? I did train for it from about the
:31:32. > :31:39.beginning of October. I started off doing, kind of, two, two hour walks
:31:40. > :31:43.a week. That went up to like two, seven-eight hour walks a week. That
:31:44. > :31:50.was hideous. Two weeks before I did a marathon. I walked a marathon. I
:31:51. > :31:56.know! That was appalling. Why? Can In every way it. Was all right for
:31:57. > :32:00.the first three miles. Did you feel quite disheartened after that
:32:01. > :32:05.knowing what you had - I did actually. When I got to the end I
:32:06. > :32:09.was dizzy and felt really ill I thought - I just can't do this. I
:32:10. > :32:16.didn't tell anyone. There is that moment when you think - I've bitten
:32:17. > :32:20.off way more than I can chew here? No, absolutely. I really did think
:32:21. > :32:25.that as well. The first night I thought - I can't get up tomorrow.
:32:26. > :32:30.Like any big challenge there are some dark times. You were no
:32:31. > :32:40.different, Jo. Are you going to show me being really grumpy. Your
:32:41. > :32:45.lowlights. I didn't want to put it on Was this route designed to test
:32:46. > :32:48.our patience. No. Please. There is nothing worse than making polite
:32:49. > :32:55.conversation with someone when you've had enough. Best to just
:32:56. > :33:00.leave it. The more someone cries the more people donate. She won't walk
:33:01. > :33:10.with me. She asked me to comed and, basically, she's blanking me! Is
:33:11. > :33:15.there anything you want to say to Lee and Alan now? No I'm glad they
:33:16. > :33:22.blanked me. They were lovely. They did help. It got to 5.00pm even in
:33:23. > :33:25.Mother Teresa had appeared to me if a vision I wouldn't have talked to
:33:26. > :33:36.her either. I like the fact it looked like you were in a sulk. It's
:33:37. > :33:44.a good idea for a Do you think walk. So? A lot of people start walking
:33:45. > :33:49.this year, or do you think, I'm putting my walking boots in the It
:33:50. > :33:54.ignited a cupboard. Passion in me for sitting down. I liked walking it
:33:55. > :33:59.before. It ruined it. It ruined my love of walking. I am never walking
:34:00. > :34:06.again. We walk in a group of 20 of us with a pub on the way - Nice cosy
:34:07. > :34:11.pub. And loads of kids of different ages and everything. I love that.
:34:12. > :34:15.This was like proper grownup walking. You raised loads of money.
:34:16. > :34:21.That is the point of doing it. Absolutely. You have a personal
:34:22. > :34:27.connection o to some of the projects where the money is going as far as
:34:28. > :34:33.the UK is concerned with your past in nursing? I do. I met some lovely
:34:34. > :34:37.groups much people. Like a group of elderly people who were all lonely.
:34:38. > :34:42.They got together to meet up every week. They were absolutely great. I
:34:43. > :34:47.always really resented the fact that once men and women get older they
:34:48. > :34:51.kind of don't get taken seriously any more and get ignored. I sat at a
:34:52. > :34:56.table and chatted to them all in the pub. I had the best laugh I had for
:34:57. > :35:01.ages with them. It's so sad. That we treat the elderly like that. Also,
:35:02. > :35:05.having been a mental health nurse, I met a young woman who'd gone to Mind
:35:06. > :35:09.when she was in a really, really difficult place. They have been
:35:10. > :35:20.absolutely fantastic with her. She looked great. She was back - it was
:35:21. > :35:26.great to see. Those projects that Sport Relief has been funding. The
:35:27. > :35:33.projects will benefit so much from your walk congratulations. Thank
:35:34. > :35:39.you. You can see it put together for a Hell of a Walk for Sport Relief.
:35:40. > :35:47.Can aapologise to the public. I was really grumpy with a few people. I'm
:35:48. > :35:52.sorry. They will I don't think understand. They did. The
:35:53. > :35:56.documentary is on at 9.00pm on BBC One. During the walk, strange
:35:57. > :36:01.questions. Did anybody clean your hiking boots or trainers or whatever
:36:02. > :36:11.you were wearing? No. Not even Alan Davies. I tried! It's for a Segway.
:36:12. > :36:16.The art of cleaning shoes has returned to the streets of Glasgow
:36:17. > :36:19.for those looking to take shiny steps into full-time employment.
:36:20. > :36:23.It's been said you can tell a lot about a person by the state of their
:36:24. > :36:27.shoes. But the last time I polished mine it was on an old piece of
:36:28. > :36:33.newspaper when I was getting ready to go to school. But back in the
:36:34. > :36:38.early 1900s, shoe shiners were a stable part of city streets and
:36:39. > :36:49.there's been some well-known shoe boys too, like Malcolm X and James
:36:50. > :36:57.Brown. These two are hoping that shiny shoes come back into fashion.
:36:58. > :37:01.They were struggling for work before starting up their business. The
:37:02. > :37:06.boots have residue on them. I'm trying to take the highest part of
:37:07. > :37:13.the residue off. I lost my job 11 months ago. It was very difficult
:37:14. > :37:18.financially, emotionally. They are paid the minimum wage and all
:37:19. > :37:22.profits go back into the scheme. It's been preying on my mind I was
:37:23. > :37:25.meeting people who lost their jobs through one reason or another. There
:37:26. > :37:29.seemed to be a huge lack of opportunity out there in the current
:37:30. > :37:33.market. What made these two stand out to you? I loved the
:37:34. > :37:37.get-up-and-go they had. They are turned out so well. Each place they
:37:38. > :37:42.go they are an asset to the business. Ian, I can see the
:37:43. > :37:48.improvement on this one already. I think we will just use the whole tin
:37:49. > :37:53.on that one. Did you worry there is a bit of a stigma between the
:37:54. > :37:59.polisher and the shoe customer? Not at all. It's very glamorous. The
:38:00. > :38:04.customer is so nice. It's a plebs angstant thing to do. That's you.
:38:05. > :38:12.How has your experience been? It was your first time? Something totally
:38:13. > :38:18.different you don't see any more. -- polished. It will last longer. It's
:38:19. > :38:21.not really about cleaning shoes it's about raising self-esteem and giving
:38:22. > :38:29.peopling a reason to get up in the morning and get that work ethic in
:38:30. > :38:32.their lives. Hopefully, it will leaded to future full-time
:38:33. > :38:36.employment. Make sure you are comfortable. There are techniques
:38:37. > :38:43.involved. Would you trust me to have a go? Do you have insurance? I don't
:38:44. > :38:52.think I've ever had my shoes polished? Sit down. Where are you
:38:53. > :38:57.from? From Paris. You have to have your shoes polished. I should have
:38:58. > :39:04.known. If somebody does it is for me, it will do well. To get dirt off
:39:05. > :39:12.from the city. ?5. Deal. I'm happy with that. It doesn't feel up UN
:39:13. > :39:17.comfortable because you are higher. I have done that once in India I
:39:18. > :39:21.found it very weird. Strange. I wasn't very happy with it. You like
:39:22. > :39:29.cleaning shoes, don't you? That's true. I do. A new six-part drama
:39:30. > :39:33.begins on BBC One next week it's call The A Word taking a look at a
:39:34. > :39:37.family learning to adjust when their son is diagnosed with autism im. Top
:39:38. > :39:46.lad. There we go. Make way for the birthday boy. Joe, come on, on your
:39:47. > :40:01.feet, lad. Dad, leave him. Dad, leave him. Joe, Joe. Joe, you want
:40:02. > :40:08.to see your cake, don't you? It's got an octopus... Morven Christie
:40:09. > :40:17.joins me now, who plays the mother of Joe with autism. Beth is with us
:40:18. > :40:21.whose son was diagnosed with autism. Set up the situation. It's a family,
:40:22. > :40:25.isn't it? They don't find out straightaway the little boy has awe
:40:26. > :40:30.'tis im? No. He is five when the story begins. It's his fifth
:40:31. > :40:37.birthday in fact. The family are Alison and Paul, the parents are
:40:38. > :40:41.aware there's stiff going on with him, they haven't had a diagnosis
:40:42. > :40:45.about what it is. They are going through a process of denial and not
:40:46. > :40:48.really understanding and not quite wanting to understand what is going
:40:49. > :40:57.on with him. Other members of the family start chipping in. That sort
:40:58. > :41:00.of catalyses that process. In the first episode they find out he has
:41:01. > :41:06.autism. The story moves on from there. It's how that affects the
:41:07. > :41:09.rest of their family. How that affects the couple. How they
:41:10. > :41:14.struggle to communicate with each other and how that makes things more
:41:15. > :41:19.difficult for him. Beth, how true to life did it feel for you? It felt
:41:20. > :41:24.really true to life to me. I really enjoyed watching it. It brought back
:41:25. > :41:28.a lot of memories. There was subtle 'tis in it that I was pleased they
:41:29. > :41:36.were picked up on by the people who made the show. Like what then? So,
:41:37. > :41:41.we had the same experience of our child, Charlie, being, we thought he
:41:42. > :41:44.might be deaf because he wasn't responding to our voices, commands,
:41:45. > :41:52.when we said his name, he looked the other way. We took him for a hearing
:41:53. > :41:57.test. When he came out we were told that there was nothing wrong with
:41:58. > :42:01.his hearing and actually that was really devastating because I kind of
:42:02. > :42:05.that point thought - there is only one thing left that it can be. Can
:42:06. > :42:10.you take us back to the moment when you were sure it was autism, it is
:42:11. > :42:15.was diagnosed? Yeah. He was diagnosed at two. We were fairly
:42:16. > :42:19.sure when we went to see the consultant that it was autism.
:42:20. > :42:24.Although I still kind of hoped that it wasn't and it might be something
:42:25. > :42:27.else. We'd always known from quite early on he was a little bit
:42:28. > :42:33.strange, like really early. Like a couple of months old. You know, he
:42:34. > :42:37.was hitting mile stones, but not really hitting them definitely. You
:42:38. > :42:42.know, I was always thinking - why does he do it some days not other
:42:43. > :42:45.days he should have been doing it every day, all the time. It should
:42:46. > :42:50.have been easy. I was reaching for him, clutching at straws for him.
:42:51. > :43:00.Please be a milestone past, that kind of thing. So, yeah, when when
:43:01. > :43:03.went for the diagnosis he was two and I hoped, as we went in, that it
:43:04. > :43:09.might be something else, but it wasn't. Yeah, it was - it was half
:43:10. > :43:14.relief and half a bit of a devastation to be told that he was
:43:15. > :43:21.autistic. I felt really rough for a while. I think you grieve. You
:43:22. > :43:25.expect your child to develop a certain way. You expect to have a
:43:26. > :43:29.certain relationship with your child. Then all of a sudden that's
:43:30. > :43:33.taken away from you and you get told you're going to have a child who's
:43:34. > :43:37.going to be like this for the rest of their life. There's no cure. All
:43:38. > :43:43.you can do is manage the situation. It's a great responsibility to have
:43:44. > :43:47.on your shoulders. Charlie is 14? He's 14 now. If I knew now what I
:43:48. > :43:53.didn't know then, I wouldn't have worried so much about it. He's
:43:54. > :43:57.wonderful now. Charm,, polite. Doesn't necessarily always fit in,
:43:58. > :44:03.but I love him just the way he is. Yeah. How much research did you do
:44:04. > :44:07.into this before hand? Did you want to go through the process as you
:44:08. > :44:13.were discovering as well? It's a tricky one. I have a friend who,
:44:14. > :44:17.well a couple of friends actually, in a similar position to Alison in
:44:18. > :44:22.the show. One who has a child that is lightly older than Joe is, one
:44:23. > :44:26.who is younger. They are going through that process. I spent time
:44:27. > :44:29.with them and talked about what it was like to discover those things
:44:30. > :44:33.and how they were feeling. That was massively helpful. When I started to
:44:34. > :44:38.do research into autism I quickly realised I was learning things that
:44:39. > :44:42.actually this character doesn't know and I think it can be dangerous to
:44:43. > :44:50.put your Seve head of them in terms of education. Know too much. Ended
:44:51. > :44:54.up learning about autism, how it's treated and diagnosed and how it
:44:55. > :45:01.works within a family as we shot it, sort of in real time. Which really
:45:02. > :45:05.helped, I think. The statistic that 2.8 million people every day are
:45:06. > :45:09.touched in some way by awe 'tissism. For those people tomorrow who may
:45:10. > :45:14.encounter it what would you say to make the situation easier for people
:45:15. > :45:17.like your son Charlie -- autism. There's a certain amount of
:45:18. > :45:23.awareness, like people know the word awe 'tis im, they don't necessarily
:45:24. > :45:28.understand what autism is -- autism. I think that is what people,
:45:29. > :45:32.especially influential fields like policemen, doctors, nurses that kind
:45:33. > :45:37.of, teachers, they should have as much understanding as possible about
:45:38. > :45:41.autism. When you can pick out certain behaviours and think - maybe
:45:42. > :45:46.this person is struggling with this or being a bit blunt about something
:45:47. > :45:51.or saying something she shouldn't be saying. You can think maybe it's
:45:52. > :45:55.autism I will cut them slack. It's about handling, I think. You need to
:45:56. > :46:01.educate yourself. Everyone needs to be educated. Thank you for sharing
:46:02. > :46:05.your story tonight. Mum of five as well which is extraordinary in
:46:06. > :46:12.itself. Unbelievable. Thank you to Morven Christie. The A Word begins
:46:13. > :46:20.next Tuesday 9.00pm on BBC One. Earlier on we were live in a fully
:46:21. > :46:25.functioning version of Crystal Maze. Random world of the One Show. We can
:46:26. > :46:29.go back to Joe and his Crystal Maze veterans are getting on. Have they
:46:30. > :46:33.made it to the Crystal Dome, who knows, Joe?
:46:34. > :46:41.Look where I am and welcome back to the Crystal Maze and the crystal
:46:42. > :46:46.dome. Every episode would finish with the crystal dome. The teams
:46:47. > :46:50.would end up here and use the crystals to trade-in for time to get
:46:51. > :46:55.a golden ticket. We are joined by two more from the original TV
:46:56. > :47:03.series. Neil, when you were taking part, you had any name? Vice captain
:47:04. > :47:16.soggy bits, the only adult to fall in the Aztec river. And you played
:47:17. > :47:25.as well? And I won two crystals. We have set the guys a challenge here
:47:26. > :47:32.of 100 -- 135 golden tickets. The door is shut. Start the fans! The
:47:33. > :47:40.reason we have set them 135, is because of Jo Brand's hell of a
:47:41. > :47:48.walk. We are looking to see 135 golden tickets. I think she was
:47:49. > :47:52.trying to cheat there! I think Claire is collecting from below the
:47:53. > :48:04.knee. Let's see how well they are doing. Guys, come on out. I am
:48:05. > :48:09.handing over to Tom. I did see some collecting from below the knee, so
:48:10. > :48:16.take a couple of handfuls out. Cheater! I saw you, scooping up from
:48:17. > :48:22.below the knee. They were above my knee. Not once I saw. We will waive
:48:23. > :48:31.the tickets. Tom has them on the scales. Here we go, what is the
:48:32. > :48:35.result? Tell me. 206! Congratulations, guys! Now you have
:48:36. > :48:39.your special crystals to take home. That is it from the Crystal Maze.
:48:40. > :48:44.Back to you guys. APPLAUSE
:48:45. > :48:49.Very good. So many people will be excited they can go and play the
:48:50. > :48:56.Crystal Maze. If they bring another one back, I would like to play
:48:57. > :49:01.Gladiators. I would like to play Beverly Hills 90210. You cannot play
:49:02. > :49:06.that but it was a lovely series in the 90s. For years I was going to
:49:07. > :49:11.get a load of boxes on an industrial estate and say you are in the
:49:12. > :49:17.industrial zone. Someone has stolen my idea! You will have to go and try
:49:18. > :49:23.it out. Would you be into Gladiators? I would be into watching
:49:24. > :49:29.you do it! We have already seen one television show be recreated as a
:49:30. > :49:37.tourist attraction this evening. Now to one that Noel Edmonds should have
:49:38. > :49:40.said no deal too. Welcome to Morecambe, a traditional
:49:41. > :49:44.British seaside town that in the 1990s, became the unlikely setting
:49:45. > :49:50.for one of the biggest business blunders in local tourism. Leaving
:49:51. > :49:58.those responsible with gunge all over their faces. It was the biggest
:49:59. > :50:07.show on telly, with 20 million people regularly tuning into Noel's
:50:08. > :50:10.House Party. So when the stars decided to creatively license the
:50:11. > :50:15.brand to local councils forestry and of theme parks, it looked like a
:50:16. > :50:22.sure-fire winner. One was the seaside town of Morecambe. As Mike
:50:23. > :50:27.remembers, it was exciting times. Dream come true for Morecambe. After
:50:28. > :50:33.years in the doldrums as a resort, we were seeing attractions linked
:50:34. > :50:37.into a superstar of the day, a golden opportunity to try and get
:50:38. > :50:45.back contract. Exciting it might have been, but it was also a huge
:50:46. > :50:50.risk to the council. Having agreed to pay Noel Edmonds ?1 million, they
:50:51. > :50:55.also took on all the cost of designing, building and running the
:50:56. > :51:01.theme park. That meant if punters did not turn up, the bill would be
:51:02. > :51:06.picked up by the taxpayer. For councillor Shirley Burns, the basic
:51:07. > :51:13.numbers just did not add up. In my view, and I spent a lot of time with
:51:14. > :51:17.facts and figures, we would need people going through the park all
:51:18. > :51:22.day 24 hours a day to make it pay, and yet they still voted for it. I
:51:23. > :51:30.can never did it be realise how they came to that decision. A lone voice
:51:31. > :51:35.crying in the wilderness and no one would listen? That is right! To
:51:36. > :51:39.help, Noel Edmonds and Mr Blobby launched the venue and when the
:51:40. > :51:46.doors were opened, the two were greeted like superstars. But then
:51:47. > :51:50.the dream turned sour. From the day the gates first opened and people
:51:51. > :51:54.went into the park, they were coming out and putting pen to paper and
:51:55. > :51:59.writing to our newspaper saying it was not good value for money and the
:52:00. > :52:05.whole thing was far below expectations. I think that is one of
:52:06. > :52:09.the key things in the build-up. The expectations were sky high. The
:52:10. > :52:15.moment they walked into the park, they were deflated. Steve
:52:16. > :52:20.Middlesbrough, the owner of what might be the last surviving Crinkly
:52:21. > :52:27.Bottom bomber jacket worked at the resort. Feel the embroidery,
:52:28. > :52:33.wouldn't you be pleased with that? Steve has the inside's view. There
:52:34. > :52:36.was some disillusionment. Although the content was good, there was not
:52:37. > :52:42.a lot of it and I think they felt the kids were not getting value for
:52:43. > :52:49.money. So it was a matter of scale, it was a bit puny? People expected
:52:50. > :52:54.it to be bigger? Yes, I think so. Could Noel have done more? Both
:52:55. > :53:00.sides could have sat down. You either have promotion and
:53:01. > :53:04.presentation. The promotion was good, the presentation needed more.
:53:05. > :53:09.Crinkly Bottom closed its doors in 1994. The ultimate loss was put at
:53:10. > :53:15.to perform a limb pounds. The council were embroiled in a legal
:53:16. > :53:18.dispute when Noel Edmonds asked for his ?1 million fee to be paid in
:53:19. > :53:25.full. The district auditor was damning. He said the deal was
:53:26. > :53:34.irrational, imprudent and rather damningly unlawful. You were proved
:53:35. > :53:42.right, my word you were. I was pleased to be right but very unhappy
:53:43. > :53:45.that it was a failure in Morecambe. The council was left to blame and
:53:46. > :53:54.they settled out of court with Noel to the tune of ?900,000. A sorry
:53:55. > :54:00.story of Blobby land is a classic example of when people believe the
:54:01. > :54:05.hype at any costs. All the Blobby theme parks have been closed and the
:54:06. > :54:14.theme parks have been reclaimed by nature. Here in Morecambe, Blobby
:54:15. > :54:21.Gate is a byword for failure. The people in charge needed a kick up
:54:22. > :54:26.the Crinkly Bottom. Thank you, Nick. We will scrap the idea off a One
:54:27. > :54:31.Show theme park! Raised By Wolves is back on Channel 4 tonight. The
:54:32. > :54:38.second series. Where are the characters at this point? They are
:54:39. > :54:44.still weird and freaky! She has decided to give up home-schooling so
:54:45. > :54:53.has betrayed them all. Is it right there is a spin off of Getting On?
:54:54. > :54:58.Does my character working in the community for care of the elderly.
:54:59. > :55:08.Different but similar. When can we see that? I do know. Today. No, I
:55:09. > :55:12.don't know, sorry! And of course, Grantchester, you are enjoying that.
:55:13. > :55:19.We had Robson and James on. They did not behave but they were good fun!
:55:20. > :55:26.They are. There are a lot of japes onset, shall we say! Water fights as
:55:27. > :55:31.well. We will not ask whether he should be James Bond! That is almost
:55:32. > :55:37.all we have got time for tonight. A big thank you to all our guests this
:55:38. > :55:44.evening! Let ferret for Caitlin Moran, Jo Brand and more than
:55:45. > :55:52.Christie. The A-Word begins next Tuesday. Now playing us out, it is
:55:53. > :55:57.James, and from their new album Girl At The End Of The World on Friday,
:55:58. > :56:19.this is Nothing But Love. Good night!
:56:20. > :56:24.# Nothing but love gives the world some meaning.
:56:25. > :56:30.# Nothing but love is the drug of healing.
:56:31. > :57:07.# Nothing but love stops the mind from grinding.
:57:08. > :57:12.# Nothing but love flushes hearts from hiding.
:57:13. > :57:39.# Earthquake, avalanche and landslide.
:57:40. > :58:03.# Fallout there's no answers, only dances.
:58:04. > :58:12.# Fallout, love me now or pay the consequences.