:00:00. > :00:09.On this evening's BAFTA-themed One Show, we're celebrating the best TV
:00:10. > :00:14.on the planet. So, let's start with nominations for... The Presenter of
:00:15. > :00:19.The One Show when Matt is Away Award. And the nominees are... A key
:00:20. > :00:28.member of The One Show team who regularly goes beyond the call of
:00:29. > :00:32.duty. Fingers crossed for props Dave. Next, a real all-rounder. One
:00:33. > :00:48.of the nation's top comedians and entertainers. He can act, sing,
:00:49. > :00:53.dance, whatever. He'll nail it. It's Omid Djalili. Lastly, despite 35
:00:54. > :00:57.years' experience at the top nobody can really be sure what he's going
:00:58. > :00:58.to say or do next. And that includes himself. It's Richard Madeley. And
:00:59. > :01:12.the winner is... Hello and welcome to The One Show
:01:13. > :01:20.with... Richard Madeley... And Alex Jones.
:01:21. > :01:32.I am so excited. I get to be Judy for a night. We will leave that
:01:33. > :01:35.thought there. Yes, tonight we are showcasing the nation's favourite TV
:01:36. > :01:38.shows of last year. They've all been nominated for the Radio Times
:01:39. > :01:44.Audience Award, which you can vote for tonight. And here to tell us who
:01:45. > :01:46.the real nominees are is Heat Magazine TV critic, BAFTA judge and
:01:47. > :02:01.very nice chap, Boyd Hilton. Boyd, who's up? It's a great a mix.
:02:02. > :02:14.It reflects the brilliance of richest TV. You have Gogglebox...
:02:15. > :02:23.Breaking Bad... Broadchurch... That was the whodunnit. Educating
:02:24. > :02:28.Yorkshire... Also, Doctor Who... That was the 50th anniversary
:02:29. > :02:36.special. Not forgetting The Great British Bake Off. It has been on the
:02:37. > :02:43.list three times but had a huge audience this year and has been a
:02:44. > :02:46.phenomenon. It is your choice. And you can vote tonight, via the BAFTA
:02:47. > :02:51.website. The winner will be announced on the main show on the
:02:52. > :02:57.18th May. And some of the stars are in. Mr Burton, Musharaf and Ryan
:02:58. > :03:03.from Educating Yorkshire. Mr Burton will be asking for your boats later
:03:04. > :03:07.on. Great British Bake Off winner Frances has been busy baking a BAFTA
:03:08. > :03:14.cake, so she instantly gets my vote. And June and Leon from Gogglebox are
:03:15. > :03:20.live from their sofa in Liverpool! Hallow. It is lovely to have you
:03:21. > :03:31.with us. What would you normally watch at this time of night? Do not
:03:32. > :03:38.asking that! Let me, first of all, say I loved your Welsh accent. We
:03:39. > :03:48.would normally watch the start of your show if there was somebody good
:03:49. > :04:08.on. Then we would go over to Emmerdale. You are off the show! Of
:04:09. > :04:12.course you will not. And, joining us on the sofa tonight is one of the
:04:13. > :04:16.nation's top comedians, and if the title of his new tour is anything to
:04:17. > :04:16.go by, we're in for a right Irana-lama-ding-dong! It's Omid
:04:17. > :04:30.Djalili. Hello. Lovely to see you. Always
:04:31. > :04:40.nice to have you on. You have done the Edinburgh Bextor full. -- the
:04:41. > :04:46.Edinburgh Festival. What about this story that Jeremy Paxman will be
:04:47. > :04:53.doing it? I would not give advice to him, only to audiences going to see
:04:54. > :04:57.him. He was not be funny. He is a Rottweiler. According the consumer
:04:58. > :05:00.group, Which? Just under half of us changed our shopping habits as a
:05:01. > :05:06.result of last year's horse meat scandal. But what about when the
:05:07. > :05:10.rule book goes out the window? After a few drinks when you get a doner
:05:11. > :05:13.kebab with all the extras, or a takeaway curry, do you know what
:05:14. > :05:15.meat you're eating then? Dan Donnelly went to find out what's
:05:16. > :05:32.really in your takeaway. Us Brits love a takeaway. We spend
:05:33. > :05:38.around ?30 billion every year on the stuff. Do you ever wonder what is in
:05:39. > :05:42.these delights? Today I am hitting the streets of Cardiff with public
:05:43. > :05:45.analysts working on behalf of trading standards. They are on the
:05:46. > :05:57.lookout for lamb kebabs which might contain other meats. This should be
:05:58. > :06:01.serving lamb only in a lamb kebabs. The first takeaway we are visiting
:06:02. > :06:06.is Clifton Fish bar. They have no idea we are here to check up on
:06:07. > :06:14.them. Debbie orders a lamb kebabs and bags the meet up ready for
:06:15. > :06:21.analysis. Is that enough? They are sometimes found to be packed with
:06:22. > :06:28.three different types of meat. By Mr describing food, shops are breaking
:06:29. > :06:30.the food safety act. We are collecting samples from three
:06:31. > :06:36.different takeaways. They will go back to be lapped to be tested and
:06:37. > :06:41.it will be a few days before we get the results. -- the lab. Food fraud
:06:42. > :06:51.seems to be a problem all over the country. Which? Tested lamb kebabs
:06:52. > :06:54.and carries in Birmingham. We found it was not just a lamb in the lamb
:06:55. > :06:59.in the lamb dish you ordered. They could have been chicken or beef. In
:07:00. > :07:04.seven of the cases, there was no lamb at all. We could not really
:07:05. > :07:09.identify what the meet was. It is really important that we are clear
:07:10. > :07:13.where our food is coming from and exactly what it is. It is clear some
:07:14. > :07:22.takeaways really are not telling people what is in the food. What
:07:23. > :07:25.about here in Cardiff. It has been a week since his box checked three
:07:26. > :07:30.takeaways. I am back to find out what was in the lamb kebabs.
:07:31. > :07:34.Alastair is the lead trading standards analyst for the whole of
:07:35. > :07:39.Wales. He has scrutinised thousands of meat takeaways. What are the
:07:40. > :07:51.grimmest things you find when you're looking at different types of meet?
:07:52. > :07:57.You are left with bits of tendon and sinews. Under European law, it
:07:58. > :08:03.cannot be classed as meat. How about the takeaways we went to? Out of the
:08:04. > :08:16.three we analysed, all three came back with lamb and beef. There was
:08:17. > :08:21.zero correctly described and there were 100% incorrectly described.
:08:22. > :08:26.Lamb is expensive, padded out with the cheap stuff. The analysis has
:08:27. > :08:32.been done and the takeaways we visited the other day have questions
:08:33. > :08:37.to answer. Let's hear what they have to say. Trading standards to Civic
:08:38. > :08:43.Lee asked for a lamb kebabs but were given lamb and beef. -- specifically
:08:44. > :08:50.asked. If someone asks for lamb, you have to give it to them. If someone
:08:51. > :09:01.says, can I have a lamb kebabs? We tell them. Why W have never seen
:09:02. > :09:06.anyone put it on the board. No. He will make it clear to customers that
:09:07. > :09:12.the lamb Donna kebabs also have beef in them. The next takeaway, they
:09:13. > :09:18.bought the lamb Donna kebabs and there was some beef in now. I am
:09:19. > :09:26.sorry to hear that. We ask for lamb. We do not ask for anything else. We
:09:27. > :09:33.ask for lamb. You are blaming the suppliers. He has now changed the
:09:34. > :09:38.description. The final takeaway said they had no idea there was beef in
:09:39. > :09:48.the lamb kebabs meat. They have changed their supplier. We will
:09:49. > :09:53.continue to carry out spot checks across the community. The fight
:09:54. > :09:59.against food fraud goes on to make sure we get exactly what you paid
:10:00. > :10:07.for. That is why I stick to cheese and chips. We have a film about you
:10:08. > :10:15.going back to your old university later on. What was your kebabs of
:10:16. > :10:21.choice? I'm a big fan of a lamb kebabs. I like to see kebabs with
:10:22. > :10:26.salad. In Newcastle on a Saturday night, you see people taking out the
:10:27. > :10:30.salad and throwing it everywhere. That is what is keeping new regular.
:10:31. > :10:35.That is why we are talking about seven bits of fruit every day. I did
:10:36. > :10:48.a piece about constipation but it has not come out yet! That was good.
:10:49. > :10:57.June and Leon, what is your favourite takeaway? I like Chinese.
:10:58. > :11:03.Curry. We take it in terms. The local takeaway supplies us with
:11:04. > :11:10.both. I am sure you have said this on before. We'll be hearing from
:11:11. > :11:14.June and Leon later because someone from each TV show nominated for the
:11:15. > :11:23.BAFTA Audience Award is going to be trying to persaude you at home to
:11:24. > :11:31.vote for them tonight. The 50th Anniversary mega-episode of Doctor
:11:32. > :11:36.Who. There is one life I have tried very hard to forget. He was the
:11:37. > :11:40.doctor who fought in the time war and that is the day he did it, the
:11:41. > :11:51.day I did it, the day he killed them off. You were the doctor on the day.
:11:52. > :12:09.It was not possible to get it right. But, this time... You do not have to
:12:10. > :12:14.do it alone. Thank you. I was talking to some fans and they reckon
:12:15. > :12:18.that was the best episode that has ever been made. They know what they
:12:19. > :12:24.are talking about. Appealing for your votes tonight is the War
:12:25. > :12:32.Doctor, John Hurt. Three doctors and when you have never even heard of.
:12:33. > :12:38.That is a good start. What is unique is the dark side, the greatest
:12:39. > :12:52.battle probably of all time. We all want to vote. -- your vote. It was a
:12:53. > :13:00.mega- episode with a mega budget. Was it enough to win? Or fans, it
:13:01. > :13:04.gave us what we wanted. There was a brilliant surprise at the end with
:13:05. > :13:08.Tom Baker. It was moving and funny. I think it could be the favourite.
:13:09. > :13:19.Next up, the hugely popular Broadchurch. We are treating the
:13:20. > :13:32.death as suspicious. Until we are ready, all of this is confidential.
:13:33. > :13:41.I cannot speak to you. Who told the journalist? Where were you last
:13:42. > :13:51.night? I was on a job. If anyone has any information, please come forward
:13:52. > :14:00.now. We will catch whoever did this. Another very strong contender.
:14:01. > :14:05.With powerful storylines and characters, you, the audience
:14:06. > :14:09.connected with it. Broadchurch shined a light on small West Country
:14:10. > :14:15.community, you took the characters into your heart, the need to get
:14:16. > :14:22.justice for Danny made arm chair detectives out of each of you. It
:14:23. > :14:26.was full of Olivia Coleman and David Tennant and other actors who were
:14:27. > :14:32.pretty good. It was the most tweeted about drama so let us unite the
:14:33. > :14:37.nation again. I implore do you vote Broadchurch. So so we can bring the
:14:38. > :14:40.BAFTA to say thanks for your incredible support at what has been
:14:41. > :14:43.the most extraordinary year. Thank you so much. As we say in Bristol,
:14:44. > :14:50.you're lush. And he is so lush in real life. I
:14:51. > :14:56.really thought he was guilty. For three or four episodes. Look that
:14:57. > :15:01.the little face though. Doesn't look very lush to me. Do you think they
:15:02. > :15:06.aworthy winners? They are strong candidates. We get crime dramas but
:15:07. > :15:11.this broke through and became a national talking point, it was in
:15:12. > :15:15.the paper, TV, rude, were were obsessed with it it was brilliantly
:15:16. > :15:20.written and acted so it stand a good chance. I would vote for that. I
:15:21. > :15:27.thought it was incredible. It edges the others, but that is just me.
:15:28. > :15:34.Finally for now it is Breaking Bad. Even if somehow you were able to
:15:35. > :15:39.convince anyone, I was capable of doing these things, you and I both
:15:40. > :15:51.know I would never see the inside of a jail cell. I'm a dying man. Who
:15:52. > :15:58.runs a car wash, my right hand to God, that is all that I am.
:15:59. > :16:08.She is still on series three. I I can't watch it. Here to appeal for
:16:09. > :16:15.the Audience Award is super super fan... All great drama is about
:16:16. > :16:20.moral dilemma, there are dilemmas you never thought existed. If they
:16:21. > :16:25.played them and people had to press which they would would go it would
:16:26. > :16:28.be 50-50. I watched it on a plane, I watched five back-to-back, so
:16:29. > :16:35.through the moral dilemmas that gives the vote for me. Unbelievable.
:16:36. > :16:38.OK. Well put. Very well. So Boyd, can Breaking Bad break records, and
:16:39. > :16:43.be, I think the only show, there is no precedent for this to win a BAFTA
:16:44. > :16:49.that isn't on television, it is on Netflix and box sets. It would be
:16:50. > :16:53.unique. This is the first year that shows on Netflix are eligible. Are
:16:54. > :16:56.there are enough people to vote. The thing on its side it is one of the
:16:57. > :17:00.greatest TV shows ever made. Apart from all of the moral dilemmas it is
:17:01. > :17:04.brilliantly written and acted and everything is great. It is up there
:17:05. > :17:10.with something like sop President Assad knows for me. Thank you Boyd.
:17:11. > :17:16.More nominations on the way, you can vote by going to the BAFTA website.
:17:17. > :17:21.Omid said when he went to university he didn't get the best grades and he
:17:22. > :17:27.might have bumped off the odd lecture. So So when we asked him to
:17:28. > :17:32.go back and lecture himself, would anybody listen? I am returning to
:17:33. > :17:35.the place that changed my life. The University of Ulster in Northern
:17:36. > :17:40.Ireland. 20 years ago I came here as a boy, and left a man.
:17:41. > :17:45.Without my three years studying drama I wouldn't be the person I am
:17:46. > :17:49.today. It is where I got my self confidence. In my mind university
:17:50. > :17:54.life was what I had seen in films like the Graduate, beautiful
:17:55. > :17:57.buildings. Lovely fountain, as I came over the hill I looked at the
:17:58. > :18:02.university and it looked like an oil refinery. I didn't go to any
:18:03. > :18:09.lectures or seminars in my first term. I needed solitude. I was
:18:10. > :18:13.referred to as the aimless Arab of Antrim. I didn't want to wander
:18:14. > :18:18.aimlessly. I had to make friends fast. There was only one real place
:18:19. > :18:24.do that. My social life revolved round the university football team.
:18:25. > :18:29.That is me, yes, I was a sort of Persian George Best. Playing soccer
:18:30. > :18:33.on the same team as people from a totally different background made me
:18:34. > :18:37.feel welcome. I even had time to hone my comedy skills in the
:18:38. > :18:41.dressing room. We described him as a skilful player. He wouldn't have
:18:42. > :18:45.been renowned as the fittest or fastest. He wouldn't have been the
:18:46. > :18:50.best trainer, you weren't renowned for your tackling but you put a
:18:51. > :18:55.tackle on one of the local players who fell on the ground. Didn't
:18:56. > :19:00.appreciate what you had done and was giving off do you in a strong accent
:19:01. > :19:06.to which you said "I see you are familiar with the works of
:19:07. > :19:11.Shakespeare." A couple of seconds afterwards. Making people laugh was
:19:12. > :19:17.my way of fitting in. It helped with with my confidence. The aimless Arab
:19:18. > :19:20.of Antrim had a new goal. The making jokes about Shakespeare wouldn't get
:19:21. > :19:24.me far on the course I had come to study. Because I was an actor,
:19:25. > :19:29.destined to tread the boards. And most of the early treading took
:19:30. > :19:35.place here, the university's own theatre.
:19:36. > :19:40.Oh my God. Look. Lovely to see you. This is Linda. My old drama teacher.
:19:41. > :19:46.This person here, I have to tell you, is one of the few people who
:19:47. > :19:50.believed that this massive nuttiness had something in him. I wouldn't
:19:51. > :19:56.have believed in me, but somehow you guys did, so thank you. So I thought
:19:57. > :20:00.you could act. I thought you could write. I knew you would end up doing
:20:01. > :20:05.something you were in control of, because that is who you are, when I
:20:06. > :20:09.went to see you in Fagan. I wanted to see how you were hacking it? How
:20:10. > :20:15.was it I thought you were really good. I appeared in numerous plays.
:20:16. > :20:19.Some were good, some were awful. It didn't matter. Rejection wasn't the
:20:20. > :20:23.end of the world. I had people here that believed in me. So the seeds of
:20:24. > :20:27.my career were laid here at the university theatre. But if I was to
:20:28. > :20:30.truly come out of Michelle, I needed to enter the place where any self
:20:31. > :20:36.respecting student spends most of their time. The union bar.
:20:37. > :20:40.Luckily a crowd of today's students have turned out for my life lecture.
:20:41. > :20:44.Being a non-drinker back in the day place like this might have spooked
:20:45. > :20:49.me. Coming back now and being greeted with such warmth is
:20:50. > :20:53.touching. Which is basically the message I want to pass on.
:20:54. > :20:57.When we get to university we don't know who we are. As you personality
:20:58. > :21:02.is not quite formed don't comous out with all guns blaze, be easy with
:21:03. > :21:06.yourself, relax, take your time, so people get to know you, naturally. I
:21:07. > :21:11.think the most important thing you can have now, on whatever course you
:21:12. > :21:16.are doing, have belief that you are going to be great, and don't ever be
:21:17. > :21:23.put off by any negativity, if anyone says you are not good enough or you
:21:24. > :21:28.your grades aren't great. I didn't get gratsds that were fantastic but
:21:29. > :21:34.my life worked out. Be very proud to be from Northern Ireland. It the
:21:35. > :21:43.sense of Muir and the mentality that rubbed off on me. So thank you.
:21:44. > :21:48.-- grades. What a lovely idea for a film as
:21:49. > :21:54.well. A love lovely thing. Did you enjoy it? It affected me. I met so
:21:55. > :21:59.many great character, there was a guy called Jim. He spoke like that,
:22:00. > :22:06.and he said I have been London looking for a job, he said at the
:22:07. > :22:13.BBC. As an announcer. He said, yes, I said did you get the job, he said
:22:14. > :22:17.no, because I'm a Catholic. I thought I would have got a better --
:22:18. > :22:24.bigger laugh. Watching that film, I think it is moving in parts and has
:22:25. > :22:28.upset my equilibrium. I didn't go to university, have been all right
:22:29. > :22:32.about it but watching that film it made me wonder if I had made the bad
:22:33. > :22:36.decision, I missed out on this. I come from a background where I was
:22:37. > :22:39.with people, so, I didn't go to lectures because I needed solitude.
:22:40. > :22:43.That was the thing, that is what I want to tell people, go with
:22:44. > :22:46.whatever you, because everyone has their own mental problem, they have
:22:47. > :22:51.their own thing they are going through, if you want to go nuts and
:22:52. > :22:56.partying, maybe that is time to do it, for me it was having solitude. I
:22:57. > :23:03.thought that was right for me: It allowed do you grow up. Yes. If
:23:04. > :23:09.people are thinking about it... Give it a go. We have to talk about your
:23:10. > :23:13.tour before we run out of time. Iranalamadingdong, what does that
:23:14. > :23:17.mean? Is it just a thing? It was just a silly name. That is what you
:23:18. > :23:21.want. Comedians talk about so many subjects and I have stopped talking
:23:22. > :23:24.about Iran, as I used to. So there is things like relationship,
:23:25. > :23:28.celebrity, getting older, that is another thing. It is hard when you
:23:29. > :23:35.get older, the connection between your brain and mouth slows down and
:23:36. > :23:43.people ask me who your favourite young comedian, I say Jack. The
:23:44. > :23:47.other one, Whitehall? I fell asleep mid sentence. The people who only do
:23:48. > :23:52.comedy are people usually over 40, so I think it is a big thing when
:23:53. > :23:56.you, because we all feel younger, we feel 18, but you know, we, you have
:23:57. > :24:00.to embrace getting older because there is no choice. Do you get as
:24:01. > :24:06.frightened going out on the opening night as you did when you were
:24:07. > :24:12.younger? Does it still burn fiercely? I used to get nervous, my
:24:13. > :24:16.mouth would go dry. I would repeat jokes. And people laugh because they
:24:17. > :24:20.thought that was part of it. He is so funny, he is doing the same joke.
:24:21. > :24:26.Now, if you know what you are doing, in life, once you know what you are
:24:27. > :24:30.doing, that gives confidence. If you work hard enough. Picking up the
:24:31. > :24:35.courage to go out and do this one man act, did that help you in
:24:36. > :24:40.Splash. You were the first one to jump-off the ten metre board. Is one
:24:41. > :24:45.of my size, they were surprised I did the ten metre dive. After that
:24:46. > :24:51.they repaired the pool and in fact the next series was supposed to be
:24:52. > :24:56.called tsunami, in homage. Amazing though. You want to do things that
:24:57. > :25:00.will push you, you want to get courage the live the rest of your
:25:01. > :25:04.life. The thing is you can do everything. You can sing, you can
:25:05. > :25:11.act, you can dive, loads of different... Not really. Jump! You
:25:12. > :25:19.have brought out a song for the World Cup with the clever title...
:25:20. > :25:25.England's Going Out (To Do It Again) It hedges its bets. We were asked to
:25:26. > :25:31.do it in January. You know something, where Three Lion, it
:25:32. > :25:37.captured the zeitgeist. Football is coming home and it was trying to
:25:38. > :25:40.give belief to the players, I think you need to give believe. If you
:25:41. > :25:43.look at world football, England are not up there, we don't have much of
:25:44. > :25:49.a chance but we still believe. There is enough going on. We have Lallana
:25:50. > :25:54.coming through, Ross Barkley. Is that what you are singing about. It
:25:55. > :25:57.is get behind the team. We still believe. Because there is no point
:25:58. > :26:01.going to a tournament if you don't believe. There is no fun. We don't
:26:02. > :26:07.really believe and we went out quarter-finals, in penalty, now we
:26:08. > :26:13.really believe. Let us have a quick listen.
:26:14. > :26:19.# We still believe # We still believe
:26:20. > :26:25.# That's it. Is that it Wraelly like the song. We agree it is brilliant
:26:26. > :26:32.but we thought if he wants us to play any more he will have to
:26:33. > :26:36.complete a football show challenge. We saw you playing football. Outside
:26:37. > :26:40.the window is the Robokeeper. It is the fastest goalkeeper in the world.
:26:41. > :26:46.We all had a go against it earlier, it similar possible to beat. I think
:26:47. > :26:51.one or two people have done it. It is almost impossible. Even Lionel
:26:52. > :26:56.Messi, he can't do it? He failed. You want me to score. There is no
:26:57. > :27:01.chance... If you score we will play a lot more of the song. That is not
:27:02. > :27:10.going to happen. This is nutty, crazy. Stop. It is television. We
:27:11. > :27:19.will play it any way. It is TV. Just play along. You can see him on tour,
:27:20. > :27:21.but the big you one Iranalamadingdong starts in
:27:22. > :27:26.September. When it comes to the world's most
:27:27. > :27:30.successful food and drink buckets the secret formulas remain just
:27:31. > :27:36.that. The ingredients for the Coca-Cola recipe are supposedly kept
:27:37. > :27:41.in this safe in Atlanta. And those famous 11 herbs and spices for the
:27:42. > :27:45.southern fried chicken are kept under wraps, or maybe under a family
:27:46. > :27:50.bucket and we are told two people on the peninsula fete have those 11
:27:51. > :27:54.ingredients locked away. If one person knows the secret formula to
:27:55. > :28:00.an incredible ground-breaking product and something happens to
:28:01. > :28:05.them, what then? Here is Gyles. In 1985 Manchester Airport saw one
:28:06. > :28:09.of the worst aircraft disasters in British history. A plane caught fire
:28:10. > :28:12.while taking off. 55 passengers died, but only seven as a result of
:28:13. > :28:16.burns. Most of the deaths were caused by
:28:17. > :28:22.toxic fumes from the burning plastics inside the aircraft.
:28:23. > :28:26.The disaster preyed on the mind of a Hartlepool hairdresser who in his
:28:27. > :28:30.spare time experimented in the creation of new hair product,
:28:31. > :28:35.shampoos and conditioner, Dais and perms.
:28:36. > :28:40.Could this amateur chemist produce a plastic that would withstand extreme
:28:41. > :28:47.temperatures without giving off poisonous fumes? Morris Ward began
:28:48. > :28:52.making up teaspoons of stuff in a mixer. He found one he like, he took
:28:53. > :28:57.samples and tested them with a blowtorch. The material could resist
:28:58. > :29:04.temperatures of up to 2500 degrees Celsius yet be cool to the touch.
:29:05. > :29:08.He called his stuff Star light. It seemed that Ward created something
:29:09. > :29:11.the world of science tried and failed for years to achieve. But
:29:12. > :29:17.whether they thought it was a joke, or they were developing a rival
:29:18. > :29:22.product, Britain's chemical companies sent him back. -- packing.
:29:23. > :29:30.A researches at the BBC did take him seriously. With the aid of an egg
:29:31. > :29:38.and a blowtorch it aired on Tomorrow's World. How is it doing?
:29:39. > :29:42.It is going red hot. If I turn the flame off, I take that charred bit
:29:43. > :29:50.and I put it in the palm of my hand, it only just feels warm. And if I
:29:51. > :29:58.then crack it open, what is more, the egg hasn't even begun to start
:29:59. > :30:03.cooking. Peter McCann put Start light through its paces. That was
:30:04. > :30:06.your Star light moment. It was an amazing experiment. It was one of
:30:07. > :30:10.the most amazing I did in ten years I was there. Did you try the find
:30:11. > :30:15.out what was in it? I gave him a nudge and said OK, what is in this?
:30:16. > :30:20.He said, a lot of people have asked me that and I have never told
:30:21. > :30:25.anybody, and as far as I am concerned it represents my future.
:30:26. > :30:28.We rarely went on air without knowing what the parts of any
:30:29. > :30:35.formula and how it worked. What was the response? That was amazing. Let
:30:36. > :30:38.us get this in perspective. Most items have might have evoked in the
:30:39. > :30:52.tens responses from people who said that was really interesting, but in
:30:53. > :30:59.this case, it was in the thousands. He was hailed as the man with the
:31:00. > :31:02.billionaire brain. Scientists, multinational companies, even NASA
:31:03. > :31:07.were trying to get their hands on the product. There was talk of
:31:08. > :31:13.multi-billion dollar deals. Then nothing. Why? It took 18 months
:31:14. > :31:22.before Morris lab the Ministry of Defence to take a closer look. They
:31:23. > :31:27.sent Sir Ronald Mason to test it. It was in fact quite gobsmacking. We
:31:28. > :31:32.had results which were extraordinarily impressive. We knew
:31:33. > :31:38.that those results would not be met by the fire retardants that were
:31:39. > :31:42.around at that time. How come a hairdresser with no training can
:31:43. > :31:48.invent this substance and a brilliant scientist like yourself
:31:49. > :31:59.cannot? He made what must have been an irrational jump. People are hand
:32:00. > :32:04.strung by their science. NASA also tested the product. It could
:32:05. > :32:13.withstand the heat of 75 Russian bombs. Wallace believed his
:32:14. > :32:24.invention was worth billions. -- Hiroshige bombs. Scientists agreed
:32:25. > :32:29.it was revolutionary. Yet, stubborn to the end, when he died in 2011, it
:32:30. > :32:35.seems he took his secret formula with him to the grave. This story is
:32:36. > :32:43.as inspirational as it is infuriating. A genuine case of a
:32:44. > :32:51.backyard boffin who made a world changing discovery yet never
:32:52. > :33:00.realised its potential. Did he even tell his wife? They are a secretive
:33:01. > :33:05.family. People are like this. Have you heard of John Andrews? He drove
:33:06. > :33:11.into a U.S. Navy base in New York saying, I have found the way to
:33:12. > :33:17.change water into oil. They gave him a chance to try with sea water and
:33:18. > :33:27.freshwater. With six or seven drops he managed to propel vehicles.
:33:28. > :33:34.Verifiably? And then the guy disappeared. He turned up in England
:33:35. > :33:41.30 years later, by which time, he had forgotten the formula. There was
:33:42. > :33:48.another person, a Swedish/American, here is one of his sculptures. He
:33:49. > :33:54.created this, he claimed, behind a screen by talking to the tree. He
:33:55. > :34:04.talked to the degree. He had a mystery formulation of words and it
:34:05. > :34:11.turned into a tree like that. That is Jonathan Creek territory, isn't
:34:12. > :34:18.it? What about the Stradivarius? It is the mystery of the sound. We have
:34:19. > :34:31.one in the studio. Listen to this. She is very good. She is superb. The
:34:32. > :34:36.instrument is a miracle. The inventor died and told nobody why he
:34:37. > :34:43.was able to make the instrument so beautiful. A report this week said
:34:44. > :34:50.there was a blind hearing test and people could not tell the
:34:51. > :34:58.difference. Thank you very much indeed. And thanks also to Kristine
:34:59. > :35:02.from The Royal Academy of Music. Now The One Show Summer Art Competition
:35:03. > :35:10.is back! This year, it is bigger than ever and open to all amateur
:35:11. > :35:14.artists, 13 and above. We'll be chatting to last year's winner Lucy
:35:15. > :35:17.in a few minutes and finding out how her life has changed, since winning
:35:18. > :35:19.last August. But, if you're interested in entering or know
:35:20. > :35:29.someone who might be, here's Tuffers. Last year over 700 of you
:35:30. > :35:35.entered the summer art competition. 24 viewers were short listed and had
:35:36. > :35:39.their work displayed in our some art exhibition. Lucy Howard from
:35:40. > :35:46.Somerset was the judge 's favourite. Who will be the winners this year?
:35:47. > :35:50.Today we are launching the One Show summer art competition 2014. This
:35:51. > :35:54.year it will be even bigger. We are giving you the chance to have your
:35:55. > :36:03.artwork exhibited here in London. Home to some of the greatest names
:36:04. > :36:09.in British art. Turnip, Constable and Hockney have had exhibits here.
:36:10. > :36:14.-- Turner. We want to see your drawings and paintings. They can be
:36:15. > :36:23.using crayons, watercolours, acrylics, anything, as long as it is
:36:24. > :36:29.your original work. This is a picture of my daughter. I like
:36:30. > :36:40.nature on landscapes. I am doing some local countryside. This is Mick
:36:41. > :36:46.and, Greek island. The art competition is open to artists in
:36:47. > :36:50.two age groups. 13 to 17 and 18 and over. We will only consider original
:36:51. > :36:59.drawings and paintings, so no digital art. The best 24 works of
:37:00. > :37:04.art will be installed here in the summer art exhibition in the Royal
:37:05. > :37:07.Academy in June. This room is steeped in art history. This
:37:08. > :37:19.summer, these paintings will be removed and your artwork will be
:37:20. > :37:26.given pride of place. Edith creates the summer exhibition at the Royal
:37:27. > :37:32.Academy. She will help to short list the entries. What is she looking
:37:33. > :37:36.for? It is not a particular tone or genre or finish you are looking
:37:37. > :37:42.for. Just something that is personal, the way the artist has
:37:43. > :37:48.tackled the work. Their ability to look at a familiar subject in a
:37:49. > :37:52.slightly different way. Michael is the second judge. You need to bring
:37:53. > :37:59.something of yourself to the artwork. It is not like a recipe.
:38:00. > :38:02.Draw something that says something about you, or paint something that
:38:03. > :38:13.says something about you as a person. Will you be entering our
:38:14. > :38:18.competition? Most definitely. I did not study art. I'd paint and see
:38:19. > :38:21.what happens. It would be lovely to see someone like me who just loves
:38:22. > :38:28.art to have something at the Royal Academy. If you want to see your
:38:29. > :38:32.work hanging here in the hallowed halls of the Royal Academy, take a
:38:33. > :38:34.photograph of your work and send it with an entry form from the website
:38:35. > :38:57.to this address. The deadline is 5pm on the 2nd of
:38:58. > :39:01.May. Only one painting per person. Please do not send images by e-mail
:39:02. > :39:08.because these will not be considered. Full terms and
:39:09. > :39:11.conditions can be found on the website. We know there are loads of
:39:12. > :39:15.talented viewers out there and we are looking forward to seeing all of
:39:16. > :39:19.your art. As Phil just said, the deadline for entries is 5pm on
:39:20. > :39:22.Friday second May, one painting per entry. And for the first time 13 to
:39:23. > :39:25.17-year-olds can enter so teenagers, get drawing. For more information
:39:26. > :39:29.and the terms and conditions head to The One Show website. And for more
:39:30. > :39:32.information on how it feels to be the winner of The One Show Arts
:39:33. > :39:43.competition, please welcome, Lucy Howard. She won last year. Let's
:39:44. > :39:51.have a look at the first painting you submitted. You hit the ground
:39:52. > :40:01.running. I remember that. It stand out. And the winning entry... That
:40:02. > :40:14.is so good. A round of applause for that! Are you working in acrylics? I
:40:15. > :40:22.am. I have my own exhibition. I have some pictures in a gallery in Stow
:40:23. > :40:27.on the Wold. A card company wants five of my images to make art cards
:40:28. > :40:33.sale. This would not have happened had he not one. It is a real
:40:34. > :40:51.confidence booster. I self taught completely. -- I am self taught. OK,
:40:52. > :40:55.so you've physically got home from work - but you're still texting your
:40:56. > :40:58.boss or checking emails. You might be doing it right now. Well, in
:40:59. > :41:01.France, they've had enough. They're looking hard at new proposals which
:41:02. > :41:08.would stop bosses bothering you at home. But should we be following
:41:09. > :41:20.suit here? Work, work, work. We work 42.7 hours a week. That is three
:41:21. > :41:24.hours longer than the French. Wherever we are, we are never far
:41:25. > :41:28.away from the office trying to squeeze a little bit more out of us
:41:29. > :41:33.at all hours of the day. That is fine. For some of us, the time
:41:34. > :41:48.devoted to personalise is on the slide. -- personal lives. How many
:41:49. > :41:58.hours a week do you work? 39. 40 hours a week. Between 50 and 60. It
:41:59. > :42:04.is like an obsession. When I worked in a bank, you are being watched. If
:42:05. > :42:10.you went home before 6pm, the pressure was on. You are always
:42:11. > :42:15.looking at e-mails and checking what is coming through the system. The
:42:16. > :42:23.attitude to work in France is rather different. The stereotype is of
:42:24. > :42:27.long, relaxing lunch breaks. Blue-collar workers have a legally
:42:28. > :42:32.enforced 35 hour working week. To make things less stressful, an
:42:33. > :42:41.agreement has been drawn up between an employment Federation and two
:42:42. > :42:46.unions to strictly prohibit work each mouse -- e-mails. Wouldn't we
:42:47. > :42:55.all be better off being French? How many hours a week to you do? 35. You
:42:56. > :43:07.can do a maximum of 30 hours a week? Yes. I want to keep time with my
:43:08. > :43:15.children. You are not allowed to do more than 35? It is always 35. What
:43:16. > :43:22.could be learned from the French in terms of making our work and home
:43:23. > :43:27.life more in balance? You still have the same amount of work to do but
:43:28. > :43:34.less time to do it in. Does that mean you work harder? Yes, you are
:43:35. > :43:40.right. It is the seventh most productive country in Europe while
:43:41. > :43:45.Britain is in 11th place. The most recent figures show that French
:43:46. > :43:51.productivity in terms of output per hour is 130% of that of the UK. Part
:43:52. > :43:56.of the reason is there is increasing work regulations and labour
:43:57. > :44:01.protection laws, which means it is very costly to employ workers. In
:44:02. > :44:06.the UK, we feel lucky to have a job and want to work hard. Maybe we do
:44:07. > :44:13.not want to demand work /life measures if it is not the culture in
:44:14. > :44:16.our company. To get a better balance between work and home life, perhaps
:44:17. > :44:20.we should take a lunch break, leave the office when the work is done and
:44:21. > :44:25.not when it is socially acceptable to so do. One week to get home, turn
:44:26. > :44:38.off the phone. Maybe we should all be a little bit more French. They
:44:39. > :44:44.have got the right idea. What type of texts would comedians get out of
:44:45. > :44:49.hours? When I first got a mobile phone I texted my wife, because I
:44:50. > :44:54.texted her, it took about two or three hours, I said I love you I
:44:55. > :44:57.think about you I worry about you I need constant communication with you
:44:58. > :45:01.and it went to Dara O'Briain who thought I was being serious, because
:45:02. > :45:07.I sent him a text the day before. He said I love you too, maybe within
:45:08. > :45:14.half an hour but constant is too preesh rising, we often talk about
:45:15. > :45:17.that. You must send texts and e-mails to yourself, you get
:45:18. > :45:21.inspiration, you get an idea for a joke, a gag, you have to write it
:45:22. > :45:26.down. You do. The dictaphone is good to put things down. If you don't
:45:27. > :45:32.write something it goes away in the ether. There are so many comics who
:45:33. > :45:41.don't have the brain to remember stuff. Time for the final three
:45:42. > :45:44.shows competing for your vote to win the Radio Times Audience Award.
:45:45. > :45:47.Fourth up all eyes on the telly for Gogglebox.
:45:48. > :45:54.So we are heading back to June and Leon in Liverpool, two of the most
:45:55. > :45:58.famous TV critics. Let us look at Gogglebox.
:45:59. > :46:02.It has to be 20 degrees before I put my shorts on. I have the best legs,
:46:03. > :46:10.you see. You can't see yourself from the back. What do you mean from the
:46:11. > :46:15.back? You have knobbly knees. I have not! My favourite is Dec. Only
:46:16. > :46:20.because he gave you the eye when he passed you on the M3. He is nice
:46:21. > :46:25.looking Richard Hammond but he is too little for me. You like a big
:46:26. > :46:30.man don't you. Of course I do. Big man. I like a bit of meat. Wonder
:46:31. > :46:38.how long it took David Beckham to learn his lines. He probably has
:46:39. > :46:44.autocue. Or Victoria standing there going... Beckham was wonderful,
:46:45. > :46:49.better than Lineker. They are your favourites. They are.
:46:50. > :46:55.June and Leon, we have to ask has The One Show been to your liking so
:46:56. > :47:02.far this evening? Yes we have enjoyed it. Something new for us, so
:47:03. > :47:11.we enjoyed it thank you. Have you recorded erm dale then? Of course!
:47:12. > :47:17.We can catch up later. How has it... I love Alex. That is enough! How,
:47:18. > :47:22.this Alex, that is fine. How has it been for you coming famous, people
:47:23. > :47:28.recognising you? This is a big deal. Ho are you coping with it? It is
:47:29. > :47:33.amazing. Lovely. We live in Liverpool so we are recognised in
:47:34. > :47:39.Liverpool but seven so kind and lovely to us. -- everyone is so kind
:47:40. > :47:42.and lovely. We cry with them, we show real people watching
:47:43. > :47:52.television. And expressing their views, and they love us, and we love
:47:53. > :47:58.them. You feel like celebrities? Absolutely. Well you are. Leon an
:47:59. > :48:04.June would you like to pitch to people at home and tell them why
:48:05. > :48:08.they should vote for Gogglebox to win? Well everybody who is watching,
:48:09. > :48:12.and watches Gogglebox I am sure can identify with one or other of the
:48:13. > :48:16.participants in it. They come from the length and breadth of England
:48:17. > :48:21.with all different views, and all different jokes and so on. And so,
:48:22. > :48:28.they laugh with us, they cry with us, they shout at the screen like
:48:29. > :48:33.us, and they have a drink like us. So vote for us, because we think, we
:48:34. > :48:43.are the viewer's programme, there isn't another one like it on TV, we
:48:44. > :48:50.are unique. And if we win, June will show you her knicks! On that
:48:51. > :48:57.bombshell thank you very much June and Leon. Boyd, are they worthy
:48:58. > :49:01.winners? It is terrifying for critics like me who get paid that
:49:02. > :49:06.people are in this incredibly successful show. It is down to good
:49:07. > :49:10.chance because they are doing a good job. Thank you for that. Next up,
:49:11. > :49:15.only a couple more to go it is Educating Yorkshire.
:49:16. > :49:21.Get moving people. Making the place look untidy. You are at school in a
:49:22. > :49:25.maths classroom. Do maths. Have row been smoke something yes? Have you
:49:26. > :49:32.been smoking? You are going to be Prime Minister of this country of
:49:33. > :49:40.ours, is that the aim? It is the dream. I am so hot. May be miss, I
:49:41. > :49:48.maybe going through the menopause. I hope not. I want to thank Mr Burton
:49:49. > :49:58.for... For helping me overcome my stammer.
:49:59. > :50:06.That was a marvellous real life telly moment Mr Burton, Ryan and
:50:07. > :50:10.Musharraf. That was an incredible moment in a documentary. Did you get
:50:11. > :50:15.the inspiration from The King's Speech? I borrowed the DVD and just
:50:16. > :50:20.watched it and I thought, let us give it a go, see if it does any
:50:21. > :50:24.good. My main concern was it might detract, he was doing well, but it
:50:25. > :50:28.was unbelievable what happened in the room. It was unbelievable.
:50:29. > :50:36.Congratulations, I mean that was a real achievement. Well done. You
:50:37. > :50:41.Ryan, are you serious about wanting to be Prime Minister? It seemed to
:50:42. > :50:45.go down a bit since the show, but I am still keeping my hopes up about
:50:46. > :50:51.it. Would you be a Labour Prime Minister or a Tory Prime Minister or
:50:52. > :50:54.what? Lib Dem? I don't really know. You are not sure which party you
:50:55. > :51:00.want to lead it. That is a cool ambition. They are all like that.
:51:01. > :51:05.Boyd, what do you think? I think this show gave us the most moving
:51:06. > :51:09.hour of TV of the year, from that point of view. It shows how
:51:10. > :51:14.inspirational teachers can be, it stands a good chance of getting a
:51:15. > :51:20.solid number of votes. Thank you. We finish this with your plea. To vote
:51:21. > :51:25.for you. So, take it away. Sir. On behalf of the boys next to me and
:51:26. > :51:29.myself, and the staff and students, vote for Educating Yorkshire, it
:51:30. > :51:33.shows that real people work hard to overcome their problems and none
:51:34. > :51:38.more so than Musharraf. I am proud to campaign on behalf of the show
:51:39. > :51:42.and to win a BAFTA would be incredible, so, on behalf of
:51:43. > :51:50.Musharraf I am sorry and he is sorry for the tears as well, so, but
:51:51. > :51:55.Kleenex shares have gone up this year. For the last programme we need
:51:56. > :52:01.to go outside. It is shot so beautifully. It is the Great British
:52:02. > :52:05.Bake Off and baking a winning recipe is Frances Quinn. Frances, you will
:52:06. > :52:11.bake us three reasons while the bake off should win this, so we will
:52:12. > :52:21.start with competitive contestants. And a big Coll dollop of custard. --
:52:22. > :52:27.dollop of custard. What happened? I use used Howard's custard. I forgot
:52:28. > :52:32.what my bowl was, it have used his. It is the most incredible case of
:52:33. > :52:39.baking espionage. I am sorry. Then there is the sprinkling of Mel and
:52:40. > :52:45.Sue. Lots of that. Are you pleased? You can tell the ones that have
:52:46. > :52:51.tempered better. You have a tiny temper there. That is my elbow on
:52:52. > :52:56.your muffin. I think I have elbowed this. How can I make it right. I
:52:57. > :53:01.will have to elbow everyone's. A knee in some. Head-butt a few others
:53:02. > :53:07.and it is all good. I love them. Not forgetting the best thing about the
:53:08. > :53:11.Great British Bake Off, the dollops of cakes and treats.
:53:12. > :53:19.It is certainly very original. That is so pretty. It is so effective.
:53:20. > :53:24.Every little bit is edible. OK, a winning recipe, the Great British
:53:25. > :53:28.Bake Off. So from a contestants point of view why it should win. It
:53:29. > :53:31.has inspired the nation. Britain's baking again and from young to old,
:53:32. > :53:35.how people are switching off the football, to see if someone is going
:53:36. > :53:41.to have a soggy bottom on a Tuesday night. It is incredible. There has
:53:42. > :53:45.been a cake boom. Fantastic. Now, Boyd, has bake off risen to the
:53:46. > :53:51.challenge? Here he is. I think so. It has been on the list before. It
:53:52. > :53:55.got nine half million viewers, that is astonishing. Everyone loves the
:53:56. > :54:01.show. We love watching people bake, and we love Mel and Sue. It is too
:54:02. > :54:05.hard. Thanks for being the BAFTA brains, and as one of the judges
:54:06. > :54:10.best of luck on the night. Thanks to the nominee, you can vote for your
:54:11. > :54:14.favourite via the BAFTA website and the winner will be revealed on the
:54:15. > :54:18.British Academy Television Awards, live on the BBC One at, on 18th May.
:54:19. > :54:23.Now you might have read over the years these weird stories about
:54:24. > :54:29.gnomes going missing from people's gardens. Personally I have been
:54:30. > :54:34.sceptical, a case of VGS, vanishing gnome syndrome. Evidence has emerged
:54:35. > :54:40.that suggests it might be true. They are usually found perched over
:54:41. > :54:48.ponds, nestling next to shrubs or standing proud alongside daffodils.
:54:49. > :54:53.Well, that was up until now. As in Aberdeenshire something is amiss. A
:54:54. > :54:58.recent spate of thefts in area has seen more than 30 garden gnomes
:54:59. > :55:02.pinched from their patches. And apparently it is not just a single
:55:03. > :55:08.incident. Last year, there were reports of stolen gnomes and garden
:55:09. > :55:12.ornaments up and down the country. It was Police Scotland who made the
:55:13. > :55:19.unusual discovery, after searching a vehicle in the Banff area.
:55:20. > :55:24.Wow. Oh my goodness. So this is the haul of gnomes. Tell
:55:25. > :55:27.us about the night you came across them. We stop add vehicle and on
:55:28. > :55:31.searching the back this is what we found. What wept through your mind
:55:32. > :55:35.when you opened up the boot and found it was gnomes It was the
:55:36. > :55:39.strangest thing. I didn't know what to think. How unusual is it for you
:55:40. > :55:43.to find something like this? For me the in the two years I have never
:55:44. > :55:48.come across anything like this. What response have you had? We have had a
:55:49. > :55:52.big response. Five owners have identified so far. If you recognise
:55:53. > :55:56.any of these gnomes and believe they might belong to you or anyone you
:55:57. > :56:01.know, please get in touch with Police Scotland. Margaret is one
:56:02. > :56:05.remembers can't whose gnome has been safely returned. For her, this is no
:56:06. > :56:11.laughing matter. What did you think when you discovered he was missing?
:56:12. > :56:14.I was devastated. I was really upset about it. They belonged to my
:56:15. > :56:19.father. I thought we will get another one. It won't be the same. I
:56:20. > :56:24.didn't think I would see him again. The -- can you think of any reason
:56:25. > :56:28.somebody would want to steal these? The policeman said it was a prank.
:56:29. > :56:34.It started off as a prank but it got serious. So Margaret, he is home.
:56:35. > :56:39.How pleased are you to have him back? Delighted. What about the
:56:40. > :56:45.others that are still waiting to be reunited with their owners? ? Anyone
:56:46. > :56:50.missing a known? Who is going to look after it and care for it in the
:56:51. > :56:55.way it used to be cared for? I think it is shocking. Gnomes are taken
:56:56. > :56:59.against their Will from their own homes. Very strange. So did you know
:57:00. > :57:03.that this type of thing happened in this part of the world? I am a long
:57:04. > :57:07.way from home, and this is the last thing I thought would happen. I
:57:08. > :57:14.thought it was funny. You don't recognise any of them then? It is an
:57:15. > :57:18.odd thing to steal It is. Police in the community are keen to seize
:57:19. > :57:24.these guys back safe and secure in their garden, so while the search
:57:25. > :57:29.for their owners continues, these gnomes will stay behind bars.
:57:30. > :57:33.Brilliant. Thank you very much Sarah. If you know who any of those
:57:34. > :57:40.gnomes belong to, get in touch. We would love to hear from you. Head to
:57:41. > :57:44.the website. Let us welcome Omid back. Hello. The deal is this guy
:57:45. > :57:51.will have a hit record, song about the World Cup comes out soon. We
:57:52. > :57:58.said we would play more if you could score past Robocop -- Robokeeper.
:57:59. > :58:08.You have one go. I will give it the eyes.
:58:09. > :58:15.Yes! Yes! # Let the sun shine
:58:16. > :58:20.# No is our time # We're three lions
:58:21. > :58:27.# England's going out # To do it again
:58:28. > :58:33.# Make the movie # With George Clooney
:58:34. > :58:38.# And Wayne Rooney # England's going out to do it
:58:39. > :58:44.again. # Incredible. That is it for tonight.
:58:45. > :58:48.Thanks to Omid, the tour Iranalamadingdong starts in
:58:49. > :58:51.September and you can listen to his World Cup song England's Going Out
:58:52. > :58:56.(To Do It Again), online now. Thank you, it has been a pleasure rim.
:58:57. > :59:13.Tomorrow I will be here with Vernon Kay. Bye.
:59:14. > :59:17.The search is underway for survivors after a ferry capsized off the South
:59:18. > :59:21.Korean cost. Nearly 500 people were on board, many of them teenagers on
:59:22. > :59:22.a school trip. Almost 300 are still missing.
:59:23. > :59:26.Wages have caught up with rising prices for the first time in four
:59:27. > :59:27.years. It comes as figures show unemployment is