:00:24. > :00:30.Welcome to One's Friday One Show. With Alex Jones.
:00:30. > :00:33.And on her Majesty's Secret Service, Chris Evans. And tonight's show has
:00:33. > :00:40.a very regal air to it. The Queen Mother is here. What it's
:00:40. > :00:43.like to bring up Freddie Mercury from his proud mum later.
:00:43. > :00:50.After snooping around the Queen's palaces, Fiona Bruce joins us and
:00:50. > :01:00.will be telling all. And we welcome the King of TV cop
:01:00. > :01:05.
:01:05. > :01:13.Welcome. We have got a Roy nothing going on tonight. But you have got
:01:13. > :01:18.a real fan. Prince William? Apparently. I met him recently. It
:01:18. > :01:27.is true. He was a big fan of Ashes to Ashes and Life On Mars. Where
:01:27. > :01:34.did you meet him? At eight do. kind? It was a polo match. Very
:01:34. > :01:44.posh. Was it in Windsor? It was at Ascot. Were you playing polo?
:01:44. > :01:45.
:01:45. > :01:53.be ridiculous! I was sipping shampoo! 6 Rathvilly? Very! The ash
:01:53. > :01:59.successfully? Somebody's said, his press man, Prince William wants to
:01:59. > :02:04.speak to you. They said he was a big fan of the show. We had had a
:02:04. > :02:10.few by then. I ended up talking to him about Skeeby do for some reason.
:02:10. > :02:14.Are you sure you were at the polo at Ascot? Good question! We will be
:02:14. > :02:19.speaking about your new TV character later.
:02:20. > :02:23.The Swede, Europe's biggest urban shopping centre opened in London --
:02:23. > :02:27.this week. If shopping was an Olympic sport,
:02:27. > :02:31.we would already have won gold because apparently it is fantastic.
:02:31. > :02:35.But what if you wanted to buy somebody a battleship?
:02:35. > :02:45.In that case, you would have to go somewhere else, to one of the
:02:45. > :02:46.
:02:46. > :02:52.world's biggest and most To be honest, I have never wanted
:02:52. > :02:57.to be Rambo. I am a lover, not a fighter, but if I did need
:02:57. > :03:01.equipment like this, I would know just the place to go. The defence
:03:01. > :03:06.and security international arms fair takes place every two years
:03:06. > :03:11.and this year it is he to show off new ammunition and hardware to
:03:11. > :03:16.buyers from 98 countries. There are small guns, big guns and cannons.
:03:16. > :03:21.And tanks. But some people are angry that events like this are
:03:21. > :03:26.even allowed to take place. Can you give us some examples of the types
:03:26. > :03:32.of British products on sale? Let's look at the invisible tang. It is
:03:32. > :03:37.certainly not, it is beside us, but it means the missiles that are used
:03:37. > :03:46.as infra red weapons have a reduced capability. Is this industry worth
:03:46. > :03:49.far too much money to UK plc for us to be worried about the ethics?
:03:49. > :03:54.export �6 billion worth of defence and security related equipment
:03:54. > :03:58.every year and it is the very important part of the UK economy,
:03:58. > :04:03.employing 300,000 people. Any piece of defence or security related
:04:03. > :04:07.equipment, which is to be exported from the UK, have to go through a
:04:07. > :04:11.very tough licensing schedule before it is allowed to be sold to
:04:11. > :04:15.another country. But it is not as simple as limiting sales to
:04:15. > :04:18.friendly countries. The Arab Spring has drawn attention to Britain's
:04:18. > :04:25.questionable history of selling weapons to places like Egypt and
:04:25. > :04:29.Libya, countries known to violently a press their populations.
:04:29. > :04:35.So UN countries, they are our friends and then enemies, and then
:04:35. > :04:39.it is too late -- in some countries. All countries in the world are kept
:04:39. > :04:44.under a close eye almost on a daily basis to check whether we can
:04:44. > :04:47.export defence equipment to them. Some MPs have said misjudgments has
:04:47. > :04:53.been made about who Britain sells their arms to add their earlier
:04:53. > :04:57.this year, 160 arms export licences were revoked. I am not convinced
:04:57. > :05:04.having a trade fair for bombs and bullets is a way to make the world
:05:04. > :05:08.a safer place. In fact, it has put the fear of God in me. I am liking
:05:08. > :05:16.the beige colour but what are the other cull options? This material
:05:16. > :05:20.is needed for a desert environment. -- cull options? Two tone? Nice
:05:20. > :05:24.idea! Some people are so concerned about the arms trade they demand
:05:24. > :05:26.that the government takes action. The government has very little
:05:26. > :05:32.control over what happens inside the fair and what will happen
:05:32. > :05:36.afterwards. What would you like to see the government do? Stop arming
:05:36. > :05:40.repressive regimes. We find that very worrying and hard to reconcile
:05:40. > :05:44.with their claims to want to support human rights. I am going
:05:44. > :05:49.home now and frankly, I am not going to buy anything. Have I
:05:49. > :05:52.haven't got the space. The next there is in 2013 and it will be
:05:52. > :05:55.interesting to see which countries Britain is allowed to sell arms to
:05:55. > :05:59.buy them. I know where to get your Christmas
:05:59. > :06:08.present. From real drama to it made up drama,
:06:08. > :06:14.that is what you love. Yes. have your new show, Hidden. It is
:06:14. > :06:19.the four parts, BBC One, Hidden. It is like a political conspiracy
:06:20. > :06:24.thriller and it is terribly complicated. Stick with it. It is
:06:24. > :06:34.quite complicated. The first episode will probably be a week in
:06:34. > :06:36.
:06:36. > :06:41.I am a lawyer doing my best to get justice for my client. Do you know
:06:41. > :06:46.what keeps you a way? Known lawyer uses the word justice when they are
:06:46. > :06:51.talking about their own client. I don't know what game you have got
:06:51. > :06:54.going on but I am not playing with the. Mr Quirke anticipated your
:06:54. > :07:04.reaction. He have some information that he is willing to pass on to
:07:04. > :07:06.
:07:06. > :07:11.you. About what? Your brother, Mark. That is how she got you back. The
:07:11. > :07:17.first five minutes is gripping. There is a little teaser of what
:07:17. > :07:23.you and your brother got up to. I have a murky past, which helps,
:07:23. > :07:30.otherwise we would not have a series! I recognise that lady.
:07:30. > :07:35.is Dutch and she was in the American with George Clooney. She
:07:35. > :07:40.said the opportunity to work with George Clooney and to me... It is a
:07:40. > :07:46.no-brainer. I am a big fan of George Clooney. I think as many men
:07:46. > :07:51.fancy George Clooney as women. You see, I am not fast. My agent is
:07:51. > :07:56.obsessed with him. She rings me up and says, why can't you be George
:07:56. > :08:01.Clooney? Shall we go back to Hidden? The first episode,
:08:01. > :08:07.coalition government, the writing, topical stuff. Is that just a
:08:07. > :08:14.coincidence? -- rioting. It is a complete coincidence, or Ronan
:08:14. > :08:18.Bennett is psychic. I first read it last September. Dramas seem to
:08:18. > :08:23.predict things, don't they? Absolutely. Are they thinking about
:08:23. > :08:29.things ahead of time? Maybe they sit in rooms just watching the news
:08:30. > :08:35.and trying to piece it altogether, studying the form. I don't know.
:08:35. > :08:41.They just write about what they are interested in. Will there be any
:08:42. > :08:47.more? Just four? It is open-ended. Everything is these days. They
:08:47. > :08:55.always liked to keep something going if they can. I think it works
:08:55. > :09:00.as... Four. But if they want to make more, there is potential for
:09:00. > :09:05.that and I would certainly be up for it. Would you fancy a big ten-
:09:05. > :09:11.year run have something to define your career? Well, I spent five
:09:11. > :09:16.years... Two series, I nearly said seasons, that is American! Two
:09:16. > :09:25.seasons, man! Of Life On Mars and then three series of Ashes to Ashes,
:09:25. > :09:29.so that was five he is playing Gene Hunt, -- five years playing Gene
:09:29. > :09:37.Hunt. When you have a family and a mortgage, you think, it is not too
:09:37. > :09:43.bad. The writing or security? years ago, variety. Now, security
:09:43. > :09:50.with a bit of variety! You have done the film as well. You did Bel
:09:50. > :09:55.Ami with Robert Pattinson. wasn't Hollywood at all! It wasn't
:09:55. > :10:05.Elstree! Alex, I don't travel! was Robert and his Uma Thurman?
:10:05. > :10:07.
:10:07. > :10:12.They were great. I played Uma Thurman's has spent. Yeah. --
:10:12. > :10:16.husband. I am her old man in it. I did a terrible joke with her
:10:16. > :10:21.because there is a bit where I am in bed with a fever and she is
:10:21. > :10:27.mopping my brow and we were rehearsing and I said, it is not so
:10:27. > :10:31.much a case of kill Bill as kill Phil! Very funny.
:10:31. > :10:36.She was not having that! Fiona Bruce must have one of the
:10:36. > :10:40.most secure and interesting jobs in TV. She gets to be very serious
:10:41. > :10:45.reading the news. Then get to tell ladies they are
:10:45. > :10:48.using priceless Ming vases as doorstops on Antiques Roadshow.
:10:48. > :10:52.She also found herself in conversation with Prince Philip.
:10:52. > :10:56.And now she has gone into the Queen's palaces to have a snoop
:10:56. > :11:03.around. The Palace of Holyroodhouse have
:11:03. > :11:12.stood here for over 500 years. It is a treasure trove of Scotland's
:11:12. > :11:22.most glorious objects. Clues in a story of murder, mystery, and a
:11:22. > :11:24.
:11:24. > :11:29.Very nice. That was in Edinburgh and it is
:11:29. > :11:35.Windsor Castle that is on Monday. Yes. By the way, this is Fiona
:11:35. > :11:40.Bruce! APPLAUSE How are you? Fine.
:11:40. > :11:45.have made three of these. How did you get to go into all of the
:11:45. > :11:49.Palace's? How did you get access? There had been conversations for
:11:50. > :11:54.years about gaining access, several years anyway. He was getting it
:11:54. > :11:58.before you? No, there were conversations with the production
:11:58. > :12:03.team about getting in and looking at the Royal Collection and what
:12:03. > :12:10.have you and then when it came along, fortunately, I was asked to
:12:10. > :12:17.do it. Did you steal anything? resisted that temptation.
:12:17. > :12:23.Secrets that you couldn't tell us that you might? There is a
:12:23. > :12:27.President Obama toilet in Buckingham Palace. Just for him?
:12:27. > :12:31.When you go into Buckingham Palace, in the bits where the public good
:12:31. > :12:37.for garden parties and things, there are lots of lose four members
:12:37. > :12:41.of the public, and then President Obama was surrounded by security
:12:41. > :12:45.men and there were not enough toilets for his men so down the
:12:45. > :12:53.corridor, by the family portraits, there is a brand spanking the
:12:53. > :12:59.marble loo for President Obama and that came in very handy! So you
:12:59. > :13:06.used it? Yes. I even used a room that he stayed in. What scope do
:13:06. > :13:13.they use? Do you know, I did not notice? -- soap. It is a myth about
:13:13. > :13:21.them having the tissue toilet paper. The plastics doth? Like tracing
:13:21. > :13:27.paper. It is normal toilet paper! Which was your favourite palace?
:13:27. > :13:33.I was going to choose one to living if I were so lucky, Buckingham
:13:33. > :13:41.Palace. It is right in the action. Central. Handy for the shops. And
:13:41. > :13:45.massive. But you are overlooked by Millbank! The entire government
:13:45. > :13:51.watching your every move! When you go into the garden, yes, it is
:13:52. > :13:57.there! The you have been to a garden party? Yes. Did you use the
:13:57. > :14:01.President Obama toilet? I did not know it was there. They had a Bruce
:14:01. > :14:08.Forsyth one. The Royal Family consider at Windsor to be their
:14:08. > :14:14.home. That is where they go, at the weekends. It is much more relaxed.
:14:14. > :14:18.In my humble opinion, Buckingham Palace is more like an office. And
:14:18. > :14:24.obviously they have got their private apartments which I did not
:14:24. > :14:29.see but Windsor has a much more of a family feel to it. It looked more
:14:30. > :14:34.cosy. Yes. I would not say anything is cosy exactly when it is so
:14:34. > :14:40.massive fix my did you make this programme before or after you
:14:40. > :14:44.chatted to Prince Philip? I was in the middle of it so that
:14:44. > :14:52.was interesting. I thought you were wearing the same
:14:52. > :14:59.dress? It was not the same day. Yes. I was thinking, what shall I wear
:14:59. > :15:04.to interview Prince Philip? Anyway, in the end, through lack of
:15:05. > :15:09.imagination, I went for the same dress! That is next Monday at 9pm
:15:09. > :15:13.on BBC One. If you can't wait, the Antiques Roadshow is on Sunday at
:15:13. > :15:17.8pm. And she is back on the news tonight!
:15:17. > :15:23.It is time for foodie Friday but you cannot describe this week's
:15:23. > :15:32.offering as mouth-watering. Tonight is a teacher Gough. A
:15:32. > :15:36.homage to the great British onion. RAF Woodbridge in Suffolk. It
:15:36. > :15:41.became a Cold War airbase for the United States said but forceful
:15:41. > :15:46.stub the Americans left nearly 20 years ago. Cold war has given way
:15:46. > :15:54.to call store, with astonishing vast stockpiles just waiting to
:15:54. > :15:59.explode with flavour. The onions! Onions are one of the UK's biggest
:15:59. > :16:04.farm crops and a huge international favoured. Over 40 million tonnes
:16:04. > :16:10.are eaten annually worldwide. They believed to be one of the earliest
:16:10. > :16:16.cultivated vegetables. Here in the UK, as demand for the humble onion
:16:16. > :16:21.goes up, farmers are looking at new ways to maximise production. Why
:16:21. > :16:28.are we on a disused ext Cold War airbase? This is based in the
:16:29. > :16:31.middle of a big tractor land, ideal for growing onions, and we have a
:16:31. > :16:37.redundant at of hardcore military facilities that are perfect for
:16:37. > :16:42.converting into onions stores. It saves us building new ones. We have
:16:42. > :16:47.gone from storing aircraft bombers to storing and is? Absolutely.
:16:48. > :16:53.soup, not war! If you say so. onion harvest starts at the end of
:16:53. > :16:59.the summer, around six months after planting. Sow onions, presumably
:16:59. > :17:02.very easy to grow? That is what do you think, yes. There is such a
:17:02. > :17:06.long period of their life, they are a tiny plant and everything is
:17:06. > :17:10.trying to kill them on the field. The first two weeks is the most
:17:10. > :17:16.terrifying. The seed is so small you don't know if you have planted
:17:16. > :17:21.it correctly. By midsummer they will be at full canopy and you have
:17:21. > :17:24.a field which looks like a field of leaks. As you go through July into
:17:24. > :17:30.August, the ball must start to grow and pulled out and you can see it
:17:30. > :17:34.is actually an onion. But it is not until the onions have fallen over
:17:34. > :17:38.that we will consider harvesting them. The importance of the Union
:17:38. > :17:43.falling over is to seal the neck. Here is a good example. The neck
:17:43. > :17:47.has collapsed and fallen over. That starts to seal the ball up so that
:17:47. > :17:52.no bacteria or anything can get into it and it will last a long
:17:52. > :17:55.time. These are much greener than the ones we are used to. These will
:17:55. > :17:59.going to store and we will try them completely until they are crispy
:17:59. > :18:05.and the outside skins will fall off. That is when you start to see the
:18:05. > :18:09.lovely colour. When the onions first come to store they are
:18:09. > :18:13.blasted with warm air at a temperature of 28 degrees to begin
:18:13. > :18:17.the drying process and prevent them from rotting. In days gone by when
:18:17. > :18:21.onions were piled up high, the farmers would walk out on to their
:18:21. > :18:26.crop to listen to the rustle of the skins, which would be a sign that
:18:26. > :18:29.they were tried out properly. Once the onions have been cured for
:18:29. > :18:32.three to four weeks, the temperature is lowered to just
:18:32. > :18:38.below one degree and then the onions can be stored like this for
:18:38. > :18:42.months. -- for months. If they are stored correctly won't notice any
:18:42. > :18:46.difference in taste. And onions that has been stored for one month
:18:46. > :18:51.or until the end of June. It is an ingredient in so many dishes and it
:18:51. > :18:57.is very healthy, full of vitamins. It is high in fibre. It has no
:18:57. > :19:07.cholesterol or fat and sodium, so it is a very healthy chap. One of
:19:07. > :19:07.
:19:07. > :19:55.Apology for the loss of subtitles for 47 seconds
:19:55. > :20:04.She must love you very much! The idea is that they stop the aroma
:20:04. > :20:09.getting to your eyes. I look like Bono. The idea is that the spoon is
:20:09. > :20:14.meant to stop it going to your tongue. Thanks! Let me explain why
:20:14. > :20:17.it makes you cry. When you cut through the bit at the bottom, it
:20:17. > :20:21.releases an enzyme which combines with another part of the onion
:20:21. > :20:27.which creates a gas, and bagasse reacts with the water in your eyes
:20:27. > :20:33.which creates acid, and therefore you'd cry. Sacking the spoon should
:20:33. > :20:39.keep the gas away from her eyes. Chris is mixing his with vinegar,
:20:39. > :20:46.which is meant to non-nature the enzyme. A lot of this I have to say
:20:47. > :20:54.it is a placebo I think. There are no tears so far. They are not very
:20:54. > :20:59.tearful onions. May be it is the spoon. Can you hear me, Philip?
:20:59. > :21:09.is the only one crying, with the goggles on. He is rather good. It
:21:09. > :21:12.is like he has done this before. Go on. All I was going to say is the
:21:12. > :21:16.bottom line is, it may not be possible to stop yourself from
:21:16. > :21:23.crying when you are cutting them and it is only some tears, you
:21:23. > :21:31.should have pain when you are doing cookery! There were two types of
:21:31. > :21:41.tears. Did you know that? Some of salty and tears of joy it are not?
:21:41. > :21:42.
:21:42. > :21:52.That sounds like rubbish. Seriously. You taste them. Sorted, a sad, non-
:21:52. > :21:52.
:21:52. > :21:58.salty, joy! Another reason to cry. Summer is over. We have some tasty
:21:58. > :22:03.treats. I love autumn because it means we can start praising things.
:22:03. > :22:08.Have some stew -- brazing. That means putting lumps of meat and
:22:08. > :22:18.cooking it for a long time. It is also whip chestnuts. It is the
:22:18. > :22:18.
:22:18. > :22:27.chestnut season. I love chestnuts. They are not the same as conkers.
:22:27. > :22:31.Chestnuts are edible and conkers are not! Thank you! Last week,
:22:31. > :22:35.Freddie Mercury would have been 65. You may think you know the story of
:22:35. > :22:39.his life but in a moment, we will be speaking to the people who
:22:39. > :22:45.definitely do, namely his mum and sister.
:22:45. > :22:55.Let's see what happens when we went to see the place where his dreams
:22:55. > :22:57.
:22:57. > :23:07.In this house in Feltham lived a boy from Zanzibar called Farrokh
:23:07. > :23:12.
:23:12. > :23:17.Bulsara. He dreamt of stardom and A Queen became one of the
:23:17. > :23:22.bestselling bands of all time, with Freddie arguably the finest
:23:22. > :23:29.frontman in pop history. Equally notorious for his rock star
:23:29. > :23:39.excesses. As a youngster, his relationship with the jet set was a
:23:39. > :23:40.
:23:40. > :23:50.little different. Living here, right under the flight path. They
:23:50. > :23:51.
:23:51. > :23:57.flew in here to 19 escape the uprising in Zanzibar. Jer came up
:23:57. > :24:06.with nothing but hope. It was very hard at first. I just wanted
:24:06. > :24:11.Freddie to become a lawyer or accountant. But Freddie did not
:24:11. > :24:18.share his mother's dream of a white collar life. After hearing Jimi
:24:19. > :24:25.Hendrix, he wanted rock'n'roll as the day job. He wanted to analyse
:24:25. > :24:30.as to how it was played for his own sounds. It was the repetition of
:24:30. > :24:37.all of the music all the time. this where he first started writing
:24:37. > :24:45.music? He used to write it before he went to college and would tell
:24:45. > :24:51.me not to remove any pieces of paper! Hounslow was far from
:24:51. > :25:01.welcoming the to some of their new arrivals. The local pages reveal a
:25:01. > :25:11.deep distrust of the new neighbours. People did not like the way the
:25:11. > :25:12.
:25:12. > :25:19.district was changing. Employers were looking abroad to find Labour
:25:19. > :25:22.for an area which had quite as serious labour shortage. It was a
:25:22. > :25:28.boom time for employment in west London. The biggest boom came from
:25:28. > :25:33.Heathrow, where Friday's chief administrator father took alone the
:25:33. > :25:38.book-keeper's job, but his son had other ideas. He went to art school.
:25:38. > :25:43.He met new friends, Brian May and Roger Taylor, and opened a store in
:25:43. > :25:53.Kensington Market. Brian would say, what are you doing with all of that
:25:53. > :25:55.
:25:55. > :26:01.tapped? -- that rubbish? But we manage to scrape a living. When the
:26:01. > :26:07.lead singer dropped out of the band, Freddie was eager to fill his boots.
:26:07. > :26:14.It was very reminiscent of a sheep, his voice! But he developed this
:26:14. > :26:21.great singing technique. He was an incredibly powerful singer. With an
:26:21. > :26:24.impressive four octaves vocal range, Freddie had truly found his voice.
:26:24. > :26:30.Hounslow's immigrants were making theirs heard to, demanding better
:26:30. > :26:37.pay and conditions. In 1975, they let their first strike at Heathrow
:26:37. > :26:42.airport. And their voices grew stronger. 30 years later, strikes
:26:42. > :26:45.by Heathrow catering staff and a better deal for the Asian workforce.
:26:45. > :26:53.Farrokh Bulsara, meanwhile, have become one of the greatest rock
:26:53. > :26:58.singers of all time. It was all of the music, all of the time, and
:26:58. > :27:06.nothing else. Why do you not go to your studies, I would say! I think
:27:06. > :27:13.he did better though, don't you? # These are the days of our lives #.
:27:13. > :27:22.Freddie died of Aids at just 45. His musical legacy will be around
:27:22. > :27:31.for a long time but above all he will be remembered as this great,
:27:31. > :27:38.site, slightly self-mocking showman. Fabulous. We are delighted to have
:27:38. > :27:43.ready's sister, Kash, and his mother, Jer, in the studio. Why was
:27:43. > :27:47.it important to make the film? I wanted to say he has been popular
:27:47. > :27:57.all round the world and I want to keep his memory alive as much as I
:27:57. > :28:01.can. Kash, you have bought some more staff? Yes. -- More staff?
:28:01. > :28:07.Before he became famous, he used to wear this little show it and he
:28:07. > :28:11.loved it so much and I said once upon a time, throw it away! He
:28:11. > :28:19.wanted to have its stitched up. He wanted me to do it and I didn't do
:28:19. > :28:29.it but he did it himself! He kept on whether it! -- he kept on
:28:29. > :28:30.
:28:30. > :28:39.wearing it! And the hat looks like What was it like being his little
:28:39. > :28:44.sister? A bit of both, mostly I remember he was very generous and
:28:44. > :28:51.kind and used to spoil me. That was nice. What was he like as a little
:28:51. > :28:57.boy? He was very anxious as far as I remember at the age of four or
:28:57. > :29:01.five, he wanted to say he could sing and I used to taking to
:29:01. > :29:07.parties and he would say, come icing? I would get a chocolate as a
:29:07. > :29:11.prize. He was shot? Yes. You wanted him to be an accountant. You wanted
:29:11. > :29:17.him to get a good desk job? How did you feel about the piano job he
:29:17. > :29:21.ended up with? He used to write little scripts about his music and
:29:21. > :29:27.all that, before going to college he would put it under the pillow. I
:29:27. > :29:33.said, have you tidied? He would say, whatever you don't don't throw away
:29:33. > :29:40.my bits and pieces under the pillow. We have some bits here. This is him
:29:40. > :29:46.applying for some jobs. What was he heading towards? Clothes designer?
:29:46. > :29:50.Our designer? These are letters of application. His, he started with
:29:50. > :29:54.graphic and design but he changed to fashion and designing. That is
:29:54. > :29:58.what he wanted to do and that is what he ended up with. Over there,
:29:58. > :30:05.the other part of the studio, we have two coats he designed. There
:30:05. > :30:10.they are. Stunning stuff. Did he designed these field, Kashmira?
:30:10. > :30:15.When he was doing his fashion Design degree or diploma, they had
:30:15. > :30:20.to come at the end of the year, had to show what they had done and once
:30:20. > :30:26.he had made them, after the course was finished, I said what are you
:30:26. > :30:30.going to do with them? He said, you can have them, so I did. In his
:30:30. > :30:35.famously crazy days he was the life and soul of the party on the stage
:30:35. > :30:41.and off the stage. How crazy did it get, being his mum? Or didn't it
:30:41. > :30:46.get crazy at all? No, he never used to -- whenever he met his family he
:30:46. > :30:52.was normal and he respected as, me and my husband. He said don't talk
:30:52. > :30:56.about business, I want to come home. You have all this great stuff, the
:30:56. > :31:00.letters, the illustrations and the clothes. Eventually would you like
:31:01. > :31:05.to see a museum full of this stuff? Do you think that is the best way
:31:05. > :31:10.to preserve it? I think so, because I just want to keep his memory as
:31:10. > :31:20.long as I can. I met you last week, it is great to have you. A round of
:31:20. > :31:24.
:31:24. > :31:34.Last night Taleban new One Show Top Man Met -- Met Roxie, the
:31:34. > :31:35.
:31:35. > :31:45.troublesome wraps galleon of a Jack A terrifying! Time now for when
:31:45. > :31:46.
:31:46. > :31:52.Last night our dog fixer Jordan Shelley met Roxie, whose aggressive
:31:52. > :31:55.behaviour was bringing chaos to the family home. What we do say if I
:31:55. > :32:01.said a couple of hours here with you when Roxy and she will behave
:32:01. > :32:11.much better? Go for it. It would be a miracle. First, into the kitchen
:32:11. > :32:12.
:32:12. > :32:18.to work on it Roxy's table manners. We will wait for her to get the
:32:18. > :32:24.food and we will invite her in. Once she has started eating, I will
:32:24. > :32:30.take the ball off her. Being careful not to hurt Roxie, Jordan
:32:31. > :32:40.puts his feet in the firing line rather than his hands. This time, I
:32:41. > :33:12.
:33:12. > :33:22.When she is ready we will start She is calming down now, I'm
:33:22. > :33:32.
:33:32. > :33:37.invading has based a little bit She is backing off quicker now.
:33:37. > :33:47.What happens is, after a while they stop wanting to come at you and
:33:47. > :33:52.
:33:52. > :33:58.eventually she will have to give up Back. After 45 minutes and a battle
:33:58. > :34:03.of wills, Roxy at last follows Jordan's commands. Right, your turn
:34:03. > :34:13.so you can learn -- so you don't have to wear wellies in the house.
:34:13. > :34:15.
:34:15. > :34:23.Tell her to stay. Stain of -- stay. Now, quite firmly, sake back.
:34:23. > :34:26.back. There you go, very good. Next, Jordan moved to the front
:34:26. > :34:30.door and the letter box. aggression towards the post his
:34:30. > :34:35.first of all because she thinks she owns the door and she is claiming
:34:35. > :34:39.the area here and things popping out of holes as a natural thing for
:34:39. > :34:44.her to want to grab and shake it. We're going to claim the area and
:34:44. > :34:53.claimed the post so she knows she can't attack it all the time. The
:34:53. > :34:58.Leith. -- leave. No, leave. The first thing I challenge her with,
:34:58. > :35:02.the food, took the longest. Once I challenged her with the food
:35:03. > :35:06.everything else is much quicker. Want one of the territory issue
:35:06. > :35:12.Samantha's bedroom. I can see this is a problem, people coming up to
:35:12. > :35:22.the bed. What we are going to do is if you send her off and we will
:35:22. > :35:28.
:35:28. > :35:32.send her out together. Off! Get off. OK, out. Out! Out. It is happening
:35:32. > :35:37.much easier. It is quite shocking you have your hand on the bed and
:35:37. > :35:41.she is not growling. Normally even fan -- family members can't get
:35:41. > :35:47.that close. Let's try with one of your sister's coming to the bed and
:35:47. > :35:52.saying hello. Let's see how that goes. How is the training going,
:35:52. > :35:57.with Jordan? So far, so good. you normally get this close? No, I
:35:57. > :36:01.normally speak to her at the door. Hopefully this is the end of your
:36:01. > :36:05.long-distance relationship across the bedroom. It looks that way now.
:36:05. > :36:09.After has just three hours, Jordan has brought order to the household.
:36:09. > :36:14.What it was a hard nut to crack but we got there eventually and if they
:36:15. > :36:22.need my help I will come back. Jordan, Samantha and Roxy are here.
:36:22. > :36:28.I think you have swapped dogs! That is not the same dog! Is it? It is
:36:28. > :36:32.the same dog. Would you say it and a roast. More difficult or less
:36:32. > :36:36.difficult than you thought, Jordan? Less difficult. The problem is not
:36:36. > :36:40.normally the dog, it is the owner. When you have people who listened
:36:40. > :36:44.to what you have to say, it works fast. It is the most laid-back
:36:44. > :36:46.doddered around television. Some people might argue that some of
:36:46. > :36:51.your techniques might have been a little aggressive. What would you
:36:51. > :36:55.say? Well, I agree with all different techniques of dog
:36:55. > :36:59.training. There is two schools of thought. I believe that finding a
:36:59. > :37:03.balance between the two is important and with her in this case
:37:03. > :37:07.it was more dominance because she was quite aggressive and I had to
:37:07. > :37:13.challenge her. In other cases it is about order. In America is the dog
:37:13. > :37:17.Whisperer. Is your hero? Yes, an idol of mine. Do you learn stuff by
:37:17. > :37:21.watching his shows? He helped me explain things that hangs doing
:37:21. > :37:27.that I could not explain myself. When did you realise that you had
:37:27. > :37:31.this talent of training dogs? And how? It started at school, when I
:37:31. > :37:34.used to thwart teachers' dogs instead of sport and lessons and I
:37:34. > :37:40.could get the dogs to behave with each other when they would not
:37:40. > :37:42.normally. I could explain what I was doing but after a while got
:37:42. > :37:47.comfortable and watch people doing it and they explained what I was
:37:47. > :37:50.doing for me. But you can't drive. Incredible. You can walk all the
:37:50. > :38:00.dogs in Great Britain but you can't drive a car. Maybe somebody could
:38:00. > :38:04.
:38:04. > :38:09.Phil, you have a cat. Is she troublesome? No. She did a runner.
:38:10. > :38:17.I was in Majorca. Probably why. She went missing for a couple of days.
:38:17. > :38:23.My wife texting me to say the cat has come back. There was this huge
:38:23. > :38:27.applause from all of the film crew. I don't do cats unfortunately.
:38:27. > :38:37.is a shame. They are much harder to train. Remember, the rigidity
:38:37. > :38:42.thing? Yes! They ran off. They do their own thing. They are selfish!
:38:42. > :38:45.More challenges? I am up for lots of challenges. I would like to see
:38:45. > :38:50.anyone with a naughty dog, what kind of issues they are having,
:38:50. > :38:56.like dogs that bark at other dogs on the TV. My dad has got one of
:38:56. > :39:05.those. Dogs that won't go up the stairs. Alex box at other female
:39:05. > :39:11.presenters... -- Alex sometimes box. I am not a woman trainer. Have you
:39:11. > :39:14.ever tried? Jordan is single, by the way. We checked that out in
:39:14. > :39:20.rehearsal. It you have got a problem dog, get
:39:20. > :39:25.in touch with us at the usual address. Bottom of the screen.
:39:25. > :39:35.These things have arrived early this year.
:39:35. > :39:38.
:39:38. > :39:48.Conkers. Alex is a natural. Here we There you go! She will be much
:39:48. > :39:50.
:39:50. > :39:58.better on A strictly. -- Strictly. These could blight the whole of the
:39:58. > :40:04.UK's conker population. Let's face it, going back to school
:40:04. > :40:08.would not be the same without conkers. Even with the over-the-top
:40:08. > :40:14.health and safety conscious times, there is nothing like knowing you
:40:14. > :40:24.have got a fiver in your hands but the question is, how long before we
:40:24. > :40:24.
:40:24. > :40:29.lose conquers all together? -- conkers. Ready, steady Go! Horse
:40:29. > :40:33.chestnut trees are under attack by a deadly combination of moths and
:40:33. > :40:38.bacteria. It might be autumn putting Cambridge, the leaves on
:40:38. > :40:43.these trees are brown due to be leaf miner moth. This tree looks
:40:43. > :40:49.quite ill. The moth is eating away at the leaves and that is causing
:40:49. > :40:54.the loss of its foliage. What she did look like? It should only be
:40:54. > :41:00.starting to turn but essentially, it should be awfully green, almost
:41:00. > :41:04.completely. They are completely losing their leaves. How long have
:41:04. > :41:09.these trees been here? They were planted roughly speaking about 80
:41:09. > :41:16.or 100 years ago, the end of the Victorian period. If it dies, we
:41:16. > :41:20.have to remove it because trees become very brittle when they died.
:41:20. > :41:25.The tragedy is that a horse chestnut plays such a starring role
:41:25. > :41:30.in so many of our towns and parks that if we lose it, effectively our
:41:31. > :41:35.whole landscape will change. These doctors are at the forefront in the
:41:35. > :41:41.battle to save them. Is this the end of the conker? Unfortunately,
:41:41. > :41:44.that could be the worse case scenario. The damage caused to the
:41:44. > :41:48.tree by the leaf miner moth looks horrendous. It does not actually
:41:48. > :41:53.kill the tree but it probably does weaken it which would make it more
:41:53. > :41:57.susceptible to other diseases and there is a disease called bleeding
:41:57. > :42:01.canker disease which can kill it. We reckon there could be two
:42:01. > :42:10.million of these caterpillars Industry at the moment. In the
:42:11. > :42:14.street? Yes. -- in that this tree? We think it will drive into
:42:14. > :42:20.Scotland and possibly Ireland as well in the next few years.
:42:20. > :42:23.have got one on you. Yes, they can get caught in people's cars and
:42:23. > :42:32.clothes and they spread around the country like dust. One of the
:42:32. > :42:36.things we have done it is develop a Smartphone up app which people can
:42:36. > :42:40.download. You simply take a photograph of a typical lease. It
:42:40. > :42:44.gets uploaded to our database. People can then see a map as to
:42:44. > :42:49.whether records are and how much damage has been done and how far
:42:49. > :42:53.the moths have spread this year. What can we do to save these trees?
:42:53. > :42:56.I don't think there is anything we can do about the spread of the
:42:56. > :43:02.moths but we can certainly reduce the damage that they make of the
:43:02. > :43:10.trees and one way we can do that is to remove something from under the
:43:10. > :43:15.tree. By taking it away, it will reduce the damage next year.
:43:15. > :43:24.there a chance that the children playing with conkers mal will be
:43:24. > :43:31.the last generation? That is the worst case scenario. Yes.
:43:31. > :43:37.If there is as sick leave conker treat me you, send in your photos.
:43:37. > :43:41.Details on our website. Later we will be celebrating with some
:43:41. > :43:49.conker world champions. Were you competitive?
:43:49. > :43:54.LAUGHTER Yes, actually. We used to have these trees at the end of the
:43:55. > :43:59.road and we would get big sticks. You don't do that now. It is not
:43:59. > :44:05.that you are not allowed to. I can't say because it is stealing a
:44:05. > :44:12.world champion's the tips. There is a reason why you should not do that.
:44:12. > :44:17.Is it all about the majority of the conker? There she goes! I used to
:44:17. > :44:21.dip them in vinegar. It is like a cyclist taking drugs. You are not
:44:21. > :44:30.allowed. That is a bit harsh! the same.
:44:30. > :44:36.It has been a year, Phil, since Ashes to Ashes. What was better,
:44:36. > :44:41.the 1970s all the 1980s? Gosh! Neither of them were that cool. We
:44:41. > :44:46.used to laugh at flares. From a personal point of view, I suppose
:44:46. > :44:53.because I was much younger, I remember the 70s with fondness and
:44:53. > :44:58.the 80s I was a teenager, miserable, dark, you know. They were both
:44:58. > :45:02.eponymously named after David Bowie songs. Had he had a big hit in the
:45:02. > :45:07.90s, would there have been a third series? Was it the title that meant
:45:07. > :45:14.you could not do another one? Somebody said he did not have won
:45:14. > :45:21.in the 90s. We checked it out. China Girl? 80s. Modern love?
:45:21. > :45:26.Machine? 1991. I went to see them. Terrible. I am just telling it like
:45:26. > :45:36.it is. You got to wear some pretty cool
:45:36. > :45:36.
:45:36. > :45:43.outfits, apart from one. Attacking somebody in a pair of trunks.
:45:43. > :45:53.were you going to do? Jumper in the canal?! Get off him? He has got
:45:53. > :45:58.
:45:58. > :46:04.I'm arresting you on suspicion of armed robbery. You do not have to
:46:04. > :46:12.say anything but it makes... No, that's not it, is it? You have the
:46:12. > :46:18.right to remain silent. You're nicked! How did you do that without
:46:18. > :46:23.laughing? How many texted it take? We did a few takes. We were by the
:46:23. > :46:28.canal in Manchester. It is the point way you start thinking, how
:46:28. > :46:33.did a end up doing this? The story of my life. Is this my job? You
:46:33. > :46:41.have your dressing-gown on, they shout, action. We are wrath with it.
:46:41. > :46:49.There are cars going past. I used to flush them. You like that? You
:46:49. > :46:55.were attracted to fill come on you? We her! You're embarrassing enough.
:46:55. > :47:01.-- You are embarrassing enough. the shows I do, I'm just a warm-up
:47:01. > :47:07.for Fiona when she is on the news. We got you want -- in between two
:47:07. > :47:11.bulletins tonight. How called was at that date? If I remember it was
:47:11. > :47:16.around April, pretty chilly. you get the pick of your trunks? I
:47:16. > :47:20.have never seen 70s wallpaper pattern trunks before. I think I
:47:20. > :47:26.had wallpapering my mum's kitchen, similar to those trunks. There is
:47:26. > :47:30.an orange and brown vibe in the 70s. Seeing it, it was the icing on the
:47:30. > :47:35.cake, having live and Let Die playing over the top. When they
:47:35. > :47:40.showed us that with the music, we were like, great, fantastic. Then
:47:40. > :47:44.of course the producer said we can't use it. It must be difficult
:47:44. > :47:50.to clear it. We did not know if it belonged to the Bond people, or
:47:50. > :47:58.McCartney. We were lucky enough to know somebody who knew Stella
:47:58. > :48:02.McCartney. It went straight to Stella, and his wife was great
:48:03. > :48:07.friends with Stella it has a fantastic show, can they use it?
:48:07. > :48:11.word with your dad. Straight on the phone, you've got to let them show
:48:11. > :48:16.it, it's fabulous. But all the red tape out, get to the source.
:48:16. > :48:20.Laughing. Thanks very much. Everyone is talking about sell-by
:48:20. > :48:25.dates. Our bug man George McGavin is doing an experiment about what
:48:25. > :48:34.happens to our food when it his way past its sell-by date. This report
:48:34. > :48:38.is not just about food, it's about He that Edinburgh Zoo visitors
:48:38. > :48:41.flocked to see animals from all over the world but this summer they
:48:41. > :48:47.have been some rather different forms of life on display. Things
:48:47. > :48:51.that most of us prefer not to come face-to-face with. Welcome to my
:48:51. > :48:56.box of rot. This is what your kitchen and garden might look like
:48:56. > :49:04.if you walked out and simply left it all behind to rot and decay. And
:49:04. > :49:07.not surprisingly it is not a pretty sight. It is really strange.
:49:07. > :49:11.must smell horrible in there. is what happens to your mugs when
:49:11. > :49:15.you leave them. We set up this highly unusual exhibit about one
:49:15. > :49:18.month ago. We filled the box with everything you might find in a
:49:18. > :49:26.typical family house and since then we have been using time-lapse
:49:26. > :49:31.cameras to record everything that Although it looks grim I'm not
:49:31. > :49:37.trying to show you how disgusting ticket -- decays, but rather how
:49:37. > :49:40.amazing it is. The process of decomposition is nature's way of
:49:40. > :49:44.recycling. Look closer at things that cause decay and you will find
:49:44. > :49:48.an extraordinary world, for example bread mould, something most of us
:49:48. > :49:52.will have come across are some point. I would not recommend making
:49:52. > :49:57.a sandwich with this! It looks revolting. But it has been here for
:49:57. > :50:02.over five weeks now. But look at it under a microscope and a totally
:50:02. > :50:06.different landscape has revealed. Mike -- mycologist Patrick Hickey
:50:06. > :50:13.is on hand to show me what is really happening on the surface of
:50:13. > :50:18.mouldy bread. What have we got here? Well, the green mould you can
:50:18. > :50:22.see in the background is a type of penicillin and the orange yellow
:50:22. > :50:27.one is a species of aspergillus. What other fundi getting from the
:50:27. > :50:31.bread? They secrete digestive juices into the bed and absorb
:50:31. > :50:36.nutrition from the bread itself. I see more than a slice of bread I
:50:36. > :50:39.would chop it off and use it has toast. Is that a bad idea? By the
:50:39. > :50:44.time you can see the mould on the predator has grown deeper into the
:50:44. > :50:48.bed itself. What you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. A lot of
:50:48. > :50:54.these funky can produce lethal toxins, which can build up in the
:50:54. > :50:58.body of a time. I will not be doing that then. One of the group of Deeo
:50:58. > :51:02.composers present in all our homes other bacteria. It is the bacteria
:51:02. > :51:09.that are responsible for the dreadful smells produced by rotting
:51:09. > :51:15.food. Some kinds of bacteria blow wonder a UV light. Here we have a
:51:15. > :51:20.chicken drumstick. If left at room temperature at two days of fresh
:51:20. > :51:24.chicken can contain enough bacteria to make you seriously ill. And when
:51:24. > :51:28.bacteria break down our food not -- noxious gases are produced that
:51:28. > :51:33.give the tell tale stench of rotting meat. In this chicken they
:51:33. > :51:38.are trapped beneath the skin making it blow up like a balloon. The
:51:38. > :51:43.bacteria will continue producing noxious gases wherever there is
:51:43. > :51:49.moisture and meat. So the world would be a very smelly place indeed
:51:49. > :51:53.if it wasn't for these guys. Marvellous maggots. Without them
:51:53. > :51:57.hoovering up decaying food and animal corpses our streets would be
:51:57. > :52:04.filled with some to flee her -- truly horrific odors. It is really
:52:04. > :52:09.only with the aid of cutting edge digital technology you can see how
:52:09. > :52:14.the maggot is beautifully adapted. It has sharpened hooks that its
:52:14. > :52:19.head and, to chew through the food. It hasn't got legs. It has bands of
:52:19. > :52:24.tiny spikes around them, working like the spikes on a sports shoe.
:52:24. > :52:27.They can grip the wet, soft food and undulate forward. At the rear
:52:27. > :52:33.end what they have is their breathing holes, which means they
:52:33. > :52:38.can feed and breed at the same time. About eight days after hatching a
:52:38. > :52:43.maggot begins to transform into a fly, which in turn produces more
:52:43. > :52:47.maggots that consume even more meat. Together, the bacteria, the funky
:52:47. > :52:51.and the flies make sure nothing in nature it -- is wasted. Dead plants
:52:51. > :52:56.and animals are broken down and the nutrients they contain are returned
:52:56. > :53:00.to the food chain. Ultimately all life, was included, depends on this
:53:00. > :53:05.process. Without these amazing organisms there would be no life to
:53:05. > :53:11.begin with. Think about that the next time you why spotting a flight.
:53:11. > :53:16.-- swatting a fly. House Mulley was the laboratory?
:53:16. > :53:20.Wijk four, the smell was appalling. The smell was so bad that when I
:53:20. > :53:26.got a taxi back to the airport the guy threw me it cannot deodorants
:53:26. > :53:30.over the back seat and said, you had better use this. When you get
:53:30. > :53:35.something going off in the fridge, but you had it all going off.
:53:35. > :53:39.Peake, chicken, all going off. The smell begins to tail off after week
:53:39. > :53:46.five. It becomes almost bearable. You are looking fresh tonight.
:53:46. > :53:50.Sell-by dates, a hot topic. It is a hot topic. Sell-by date, display by
:53:50. > :53:56.Gates, useless. Use-by dates are fine. We are throwing away billions
:53:56. > :53:59.of pounds, millions of tons of food, and when one 6th of the world's
:53:59. > :54:04.human beings are underfed we should be ashamed of ourselves to be
:54:04. > :54:09.honest. Flies are a were friends. Think about that next time you swat
:54:09. > :54:13.a fly. Flies, bacteria, they make the planet world -- work and the
:54:13. > :54:17.film is to show how essential decay is and without them we would pick
:54:18. > :54:22.up to our armpits in all kinds of stuff. Flies are incredible little
:54:22. > :54:27.bits of Redrow Engineering that clean up all the carcasses. Love
:54:27. > :54:34.your flies but there is good bacteria and bad bacteria. David
:54:34. > :54:40.Walliams has raised millions of pounds. He got Thames -- he got a
:54:40. > :54:44.River Thames tummy. He caught nasty bugs. It threatened his challenge.
:54:44. > :54:49.We decided to take some water from the Thames, samples to be tested
:54:50. > :54:55.and David, he is what is in the water. Yes, that is the Oxford
:54:55. > :54:59.Water, which looks pretty clean. Well done, Oxford. It is not, it
:54:59. > :55:04.has a few things in it that will give you an upset tummy. Further
:55:05. > :55:09.down, by Tower Bridge, things are getting pretty nasty. That is
:55:09. > :55:14.harking back to 1858, when the great stink caused the Victorians
:55:14. > :55:18.to build the first proper sewerage. I am taking Oxford any day.
:55:18. > :55:23.According to the guidelines that the British Triathlon Association
:55:23. > :55:28.uses, it has up to 62 times the recommended levels of E. Coli and
:55:28. > :55:34.82 levels -- times the level of bacteria when farm waste enters the
:55:34. > :55:38.water. That is pretty dirty. Don't! Either way, David did finished the
:55:38. > :55:44.swim on Monday and you can donate. He deserves every penny. Details
:55:44. > :55:48.are on the website. If George has convinced you to love decay, his
:55:48. > :55:52.what box will feature in a falling programme on BBC Four later this
:55:52. > :55:56.year. Don't miss George's the Oddbox.
:55:56. > :56:00.Earlier we heard about the threat to horse chestnut trees and the
:56:00. > :56:02.potential demise of the conquered. But that will not stop the
:56:02. > :56:06.organisers of the World Conker Championships just yet from holding
:56:06. > :56:11.their yearly event in Northampton, next month we have kings and queens
:56:11. > :56:19.of the conker world. Louis, you are the champion? Yes, I am. What
:56:19. > :56:25.category? The junior world champion. Who did you be? Louis. Get your own
:56:25. > :56:34.back. You sit on the committee, don't she? Yes, helped to organise
:56:34. > :56:39.this, during the day. You are festooned. I am called King conker.
:56:39. > :56:43.We have another king of conkers. Zuwarah conker umpire. That is
:56:44. > :56:47.right. Give us your top three tipsters successful conker playing.
:56:47. > :56:51.Pick your conkers when they have fallen to the ground. Don't knock
:56:51. > :56:56.them out of the trees. They are better conquers that way. Try to
:56:56. > :57:02.use the outside of the conker and hit the inside near the base of the
:57:02. > :57:10.opponent's conquered. That is the softer bit. Hit it hard, strike it
:57:10. > :57:16.hard. And no vinegar. No. We supply the conkers. It is a game of skill.
:57:16. > :57:20.Just behind you we have see want Georgie. You are runner-up, you
:57:20. > :57:25.have complete idiot -- competed in the World Wide Championships.
:57:26. > :57:30.How did you do? What is your ranking? I am second in the world.
:57:30. > :57:35.Do you place it on a regular basis? No. I have never played Sue before.
:57:35. > :57:42.When did you start? 24 years ago. Zuwarah mean conker player.
:57:42. > :57:47.Definitely. He will world champion. In 2009. Were you compete again?
:57:47. > :57:56.course. The UN and Phil are having the brightest game of conkers over
:57:56. > :57:59.there. -- Fiona. Who is winning? She is full stab thanks for being
:58:00. > :58:04.with us this evening. Good look at the World Conker Championships on
:58:04. > :58:13.9th October. We will leave them to it. It will be a long, polite game
:58:13. > :58:17.over there. Fiona's Queen's Palaces is on Monday. Thanks to Philip, the