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:00:21. > :00:25.Hello and welcome to the show with Alex Jones. And Matt Allwright. On

:00:25. > :00:30.tonight's show, a man who is rich, funny, tall and best mates with a

:00:30. > :00:35.Hollywood superstar. Well, Ricky Gervais. Despite that, he says he

:00:35. > :00:43.still can't find a wife. Maybe it's time for a makeover. I was walking

:00:43. > :00:49.towards a nightclub and the bouncer so me and went, no! A walk to the

:00:49. > :00:53.nightclub and I went, what you mean? Not trendy enough, mate. We

:00:53. > :01:03.want people in here who look like they're going to provide glamour,

:01:03. > :01:03.

:01:03. > :01:07.not IT support. It's Stephen Merchant. The stand-up Show is all

:01:07. > :01:12.about you have failed to find a wife so far. What's been going

:01:12. > :01:16.wrong? You tell me. I've got the looks. I can't believe it.

:01:16. > :01:20.haven't got the looks or the personality but I have got money. I

:01:20. > :01:23.thought there would be a lot more gold-diggers. I don't know what it

:01:23. > :01:28.is, they are targeting the footballers and not me. It's going

:01:28. > :01:33.to change tonight because we've lined up some expert help for you.

:01:33. > :01:36.All will be revealed later. Six days into Matt's ripsaw challenge

:01:36. > :01:40.and there's been laughter, tears and a bottom that now resembles the

:01:40. > :01:44.colour of a newly painted post box. Mac has had to dig really deep to

:01:44. > :01:49.get this far, but it's getting increasingly tough. Let's find out

:01:49. > :01:54.how he is doing. Welcome to exercise central.

:01:55. > :02:00.Yesterday was psychologically the hardest day. I was quite over base

:02:00. > :02:04.by that 78 miles. I didn't predict the fact that the flat was going to

:02:04. > :02:07.be really hard, I thought it would be easy. Everyone was saying,

:02:07. > :02:12.welcome to Lincolnshire, it's great, there are no hills. But because you

:02:12. > :02:15.don't get any respite, there is no freewheeling, the rickshaw is so

:02:15. > :02:20.heavy that you have to constantly pressed down on the petals in order

:02:20. > :02:24.to get some momentum. There was just no let up. My knees were just

:02:25. > :02:29.giving me so much chip. Screaming at me to stop all the time. I had

:02:29. > :02:34.to keep going. The people of Lincolnshire didn't let me down and

:02:34. > :02:40.I certainly didn't want to let them down. The crowd were just brilliant.

:02:40. > :02:46.It was worth every minute of pain. Absolutely incredible. Welcome to

:02:46. > :02:51.Lincoln. Thank you very much. I tell you what, am I pleased to see

:02:51. > :02:56.you lot! They love you. The main thing, it really is. I'm sorry I'm

:02:56. > :03:04.late. I seriously cannot believe you are all still out here - what

:03:04. > :03:11.time did you get here? 6! That's unbelievable. Unofficially, I heard

:03:11. > :03:16.today we are over 515,000. Somebody just told me to date over 100,000

:03:16. > :03:25.pledged to date. Really? Lay 80s and gentlemen, will you please put

:03:25. > :03:28.your hands together, Matt Baker has arrived in Lincoln! Here I am now,

:03:28. > :03:34.two-and-a-half hours behind schedule and we haven't even

:03:34. > :03:38.started yet. I was up at 6am, I was raring to go when I heard the news

:03:38. > :03:42.that we could and roll. Some of the medical support team

:03:42. > :03:47.must take 10 our breaks between the ship. As he arrived so late last

:03:47. > :03:51.night, they can't start until at least 10am. Matt is getting further

:03:51. > :03:56.and further behind schedule. I've no idea what time I'm going to

:03:56. > :04:00.get there, but I will keep going until I do. We are so proud of him.

:04:00. > :04:06.Let's have a big hand for him and everyone who waited four hours for

:04:06. > :04:10.him in Lincoln. We want to say a big thanks to everyone who's turned

:04:10. > :04:15.out along the route. Please don't worry, Matt is being well looked

:04:15. > :04:25.after by a doctor, a paramedic and physio at all times. I know he has

:04:25. > :04:28.

:04:28. > :04:31.been spurred on by the news that he has raised... �654,359 so far.

:04:31. > :04:34.Thank you all so much for the donations. It goes without saying

:04:34. > :04:44.donations. It goes without saying that we need more. You can donate

:04:44. > :04:53.

:04:53. > :04:57.Loads of you have sent in checks. This is Matt's team of helpers.

:04:57. > :05:02.They were opening your mail earlier today. You've all been incredibly

:05:02. > :05:06.kind. Please remember to make the checks out to children in need. The

:05:06. > :05:13.details of where to send them are on your screen right now. Get your

:05:13. > :05:18.phone ready, text later on. By very impressed. You're on your sell-out

:05:18. > :05:21.stand-up tour. A bit different to the first time round. Yes, I

:05:21. > :05:24.started doing stand-up comedy years ago in tiny clubs in Bristol

:05:24. > :05:28.Bulldog I got my father to drop me off after the first night, I

:05:28. > :05:31.wouldn't let him come in because that would have been embarrassing.

:05:31. > :05:35.Like a kid getting dropped off at the school disco. The first gig

:05:35. > :05:39.went very well and then the next week I went to another club, did

:05:39. > :05:43.exactly the same Act and died. That was my experience for a while in

:05:43. > :05:48.the early days. Then eventually I got to grips with it and then I

:05:48. > :05:54.gave it up and more recently I've gone back to it. I'm not dying this

:05:54. > :05:58.time. Good. You've got four houses, it's fantastic. It's a completely

:05:58. > :06:01.different proposition. Are you living the rock'n'roll lifestyle?

:06:01. > :06:07.I'm not, and that's another annoyance. I thought there was

:06:07. > :06:10.going to be a lot of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll. There is none of it. I

:06:10. > :06:16.thought that's exactly what you'd find in Ipswich, but it turns out

:06:16. > :06:25.there's not a lot of Jacuzzis out on the road. There are a lot of

:06:25. > :06:29.I'm not really very rock'n'roll myself. I'd like to be the sort of

:06:29. > :06:33.bloke who would throw Lauitiiti out of the window of a hotel but I'd be

:06:33. > :06:37.too worried. I'd have to get permission from the hotel first,

:06:37. > :06:42.it's a health and safety problem. Your Committee has spent, Ricky, he

:06:42. > :06:47.had a massively successful sell-out tour. As the giving you any tips?

:06:47. > :06:52.He hasn't. He probably won't come to the show. He's normally in his

:06:52. > :06:56.pyjamas by the time this show is on. I'll give him a DVD, he probably

:06:56. > :07:02.won't watch it. He'll probably wait until it's on late night on a cable

:07:02. > :07:07.channel. He might watch it then. No, we are very separate with our

:07:07. > :07:12.stand-up. He was in here the week before last and he left you a

:07:12. > :07:16.typically charming message. High, Stephen. I'm glad you are enjoying

:07:16. > :07:20.the tour but I think I should tell you one thing that I kept from you.

:07:20. > :07:24.You know when you put people on the guest list, like really close

:07:24. > :07:34.family and friends and loved ones? Well, you don't make any money from

:07:34. > :07:43.

:07:43. > :07:50.that, they got in for free. I think It's very supportive. He's not

:07:50. > :07:55.being serious? I've given so many free tickets to my dad. I'm pretty

:07:55. > :08:00.certain he's flogging them on eBay. Has he turned up? A dad came to a

:08:00. > :08:07.show in Bristol and was 10 minutes late. He wasn't even parking the

:08:07. > :08:12.car, he was just in the bar! I was so offended. I can't believe I've

:08:12. > :08:19.been giving tickets out willy-nilly. Any attractive woman icy and giving

:08:20. > :08:23.her a free ticket. And no luck? must have lost thousands of pounds!

:08:23. > :08:28.Hello Ladies is carrying on around the country until the end of the

:08:28. > :08:32.year and a DVD of the show is out now. Now let's go back to 1984, the

:08:32. > :08:37.year the miners went on strike, Torvill and Dean are struck gold

:08:37. > :08:41.and a whole nation, it seemed, sported a mullet haircut. Shameful.

:08:41. > :08:51.But the year gave us a proper milestone in the history of British

:08:51. > :08:52.

:08:52. > :08:57.pop, a protest song you can His name is now world famous. But

:08:57. > :09:01.there was a time when he was known as just prisoner No. 46664. The

:09:01. > :09:06.last two digits meaning the year 1964, when he was given life

:09:06. > :09:10.imprisonment in South Africa for campaigning against apartheid.

:09:10. > :09:14.Mandela had declared in court, I planned sabotage because all lawful

:09:14. > :09:17.methods of opposition were closed. I have cherished the idea of

:09:17. > :09:21.democratic society with equal opportunity for all. That was an

:09:21. > :09:26.ideal, he said, for which I am prepared to die. By the time he was

:09:26. > :09:31.freed in 1990, he'd become a living legend. A British protest song

:09:31. > :09:36.calling for Mandela's Woolies had become his international anthem.

:09:36. > :09:39.# Free Nelson Mandela. I'm still amazed at how many people

:09:39. > :09:43.I meet from around the world to know that song. It became an

:09:43. > :09:53.international rallying cry for the anti-apartheid Movement, which was

:09:53. > :09:55.

:09:55. > :09:59.Jerry Dammers founded The Specials, Aysgarth band with seven

:09:59. > :10:04.consecutive Top 10 singles. Ghost town was their number one hit, with

:10:04. > :10:09.a gritty message about unemployment. Jerry knew about protest, but in

:10:09. > :10:13.1983 even he had never heard of Nelson Mandela. When I was at

:10:13. > :10:16.school I campaigned against apartheid but having been into it

:10:16. > :10:21.all those years ago, I still didn't know about Nelson Mandela.

:10:21. > :10:24.wasn't until he was invited to attend a concert celebrating

:10:25. > :10:30.Mandela's birthday that Jerry heard about the campaign to release him.

:10:30. > :10:35.There were thousands of people in prison. Nelson Mandela personified

:10:35. > :10:40.the whole thing. It is easier for people to relate to one person and

:10:40. > :10:50.-- and his personal story of being inside prison. His name and story

:10:50. > :10:52.

:10:52. > :11:01.inspired me, so that inspired me to What came first, lyrics or tune?

:11:01. > :11:06.be honest, I don't know if I should admit this but I had the tune first.

:11:06. > :11:11.The horn riff and the rhythm, I was already working on that because I

:11:11. > :11:16.was into African music. Then when I heard about Mandela, I put this

:11:16. > :11:26.very simple tune to it. It's just the three notes. Anyone could sing

:11:26. > :11:31.

:11:31. > :11:36.The lyrics were really direct, you weren't pulling any punches. Yeah.

:11:36. > :11:41.Although it was a happy song, it was a demand. It was saying people

:11:41. > :11:46.had to wake up and put pressure on the governments to act. Free Nelson

:11:46. > :11:56.Mandela was a Top Ten hit in the UK and went on to be heard all over

:11:56. > :12:02.

:12:02. > :12:06.the world, after the ANC adopted it Jerry was approached to form

:12:06. > :12:11.British artists Against apartheid, who organised a series of huge

:12:11. > :12:16.concerts building up to the 70th birthday performance at Wembley in

:12:16. > :12:21.1988. Before that, Margaret Thatcher said Nelson Mandela

:12:21. > :12:25.provided the oxygen of terrorists. After that, she was his best friend.

:12:25. > :12:29.Politicians are influenced by public opinion. When they see

:12:29. > :12:32.public opinion on that scale they have to act. Good work. Following

:12:32. > :12:38.the success of the huge international campaign for his

:12:38. > :12:44.release, in 1998 Nelson Mandela was freed from prison. Four years later,

:12:44. > :12:48.he became South Africa's first black President. And for the

:12:49. > :12:53.forthcoming centenary of the ANC, Jerry is a reworking the song with

:12:53. > :12:58.his new band, The Special AKA orchestra. I always say that the

:12:58. > :13:02.song is just one car been a huge wheel of a campaign. It came at the

:13:02. > :13:07.right time in the right place, all I did was write a little song.

:13:07. > :13:11.People gave up their lives, so I can't blame any big thing. I was

:13:11. > :13:21.just lucky to be in a position at that time when my records would get

:13:21. > :13:26.

:13:26. > :13:33.Stephen, have you ever met Nelson Mandela? No. One of the only people

:13:33. > :13:38.who hasn't. You and me both. We are very excited now because I now know

:13:38. > :13:42.what's coming. We've heard about your fix. You've heard of speed-

:13:42. > :13:52.skating. Well, tonight it's different because it's all about

:13:52. > :13:55.

:13:55. > :13:59.Steve dating. If you'd like to go Hello, nice to meet you. OK, we are

:13:59. > :14:08.training in the gym at. I want you to sit down and pick up the weights

:14:08. > :14:12.burst. On this go? Yes. The good thing about training at the gym,

:14:12. > :14:16.people come to the same place, they come regularly, so you've got more

:14:16. > :14:23.than one chance to make an impression. Eye-contact. Swivel

:14:23. > :14:27.around. How are you doing? You like to work up a sweat, maybe we can

:14:27. > :14:37.work up a sweat together. Because of your height, any opportunity you

:14:37. > :14:38.

:14:38. > :14:47.can get to be on the same level as You are facing the wrong way! Come

:14:47. > :14:51.on. The bell has gone, go to the next location. Now we are at dinner.

:14:51. > :15:00.You are with your beautiful date. How are you going to sit and chat

:15:00. > :15:05.her up? Probably quite casual. looked is interested. No, just laid

:15:05. > :15:09.back. Having your handout is a barrier. You need to sit up, leave

:15:09. > :15:12.forward, act interested. Lots of eye contact. Good news - I have a

:15:12. > :15:19.two-for-one voucher for this restaurant. So even if you don't

:15:19. > :15:27.put out, it is fine. Get her talking about herself. Tell me

:15:27. > :15:32.about yourself. Now we are at the supermarket,

:15:32. > :15:35.brilliant place to pick up people, because you can tell who is single

:15:35. > :15:45.by seeing what is in the trolley. Plenty of excuses to chat to

:15:45. > :15:46.

:15:46. > :15:56.somebody. Where is this? What do I do to make this recipe? Do you know

:15:56. > :15:57.

:15:57. > :16:02.whether condoms are? That is to forward a! Possibly not the condoms.

:16:02. > :16:12.I notice you have 20 -- 12 tins of cat food, are you alone the? Again,

:16:12. > :16:16.

:16:16. > :16:22.not the best way forward. How did I score? You were OK in the

:16:22. > :16:28.restaurant. The supermarket was a disaster. Brilliant job, Tracey.

:16:28. > :16:31.The gym was your best bet. But the idea of eye contact by looking at

:16:31. > :16:35.the person. It is a mystery to me why he is

:16:35. > :16:38.still available. It is taking our mat eight days to

:16:38. > :16:41.travel from Edinburgh to London, but we have not had a hard to tell

:16:41. > :16:46.him there is a creature that can cross the whole country in just a

:16:47. > :16:51.couple of days. But it does have eight legs.

:16:51. > :16:56.Human attempts to fly under their own steam usually end in disaster.

:16:56. > :17:00.But some amazing creatures have evolved a fair effort but silly,

:17:00. > :17:05.without wings, like money spiders. Using a technique called the living,

:17:05. > :17:10.they are able to travel high and far. Some have even been found in

:17:10. > :17:16.the jet stream. But little is known about how they achieved this feat.

:17:16. > :17:20.One scientist is trying to solve exactly how they do it. But the

:17:21. > :17:26.last ten years, Dr Sara Goodacre at Nottingham University has been

:17:26. > :17:29.studying how these money spiders are able to get airborne. I have

:17:29. > :17:33.got our test pilots, but you have to explain what this piece of

:17:33. > :17:39.equipment is. It looks like a huge piece of cheese and pineapple stake.

:17:39. > :17:43.In order to fly, a spider needs a couple of things. Firstly, some

:17:43. > :17:48.wind, which we generate at the end of this piece of equipment. And

:17:48. > :17:52.secondly, something to climb. They climb to a high point, turnaround,

:17:52. > :18:00.tip their bottoms in the air and release a piece of silk. And it is

:18:00. > :18:04.that silk he is trying to use as a sale. I can see the Strand. Clearly

:18:04. > :18:08.going right out. Even though these spiders are a mere couple of

:18:08. > :18:18.millimetres in size, the silk they used to fly can be up to a metre

:18:18. > :18:19.

:18:19. > :18:26.long. Fantastic. Spider silk is typically made of two strands

:18:26. > :18:30.twisted together. But money spiders' is thinner and finer, but

:18:30. > :18:37.still remaining strong. And the wind has to be at the correct

:18:37. > :18:43.speed? Yes, so spiders do not have to fly unless they want to. I think

:18:43. > :18:47.it has gone. It has just flown straight off! With around 250

:18:47. > :18:50.species of money spider in the UK, it is thought many of the

:18:50. > :18:54.ballooning ones are juveniles leaving home for pastures new,

:18:54. > :18:59.which could mean a different continent. When they are ballooning,

:18:59. > :19:04.how far can they go? We think they can go a few kilometres a day,

:19:04. > :19:08.maybe tens of kilometres a day in principle. But my suspicion is that

:19:08. > :19:10.there is a small number that - might get carried into thermal wind

:19:10. > :19:16.currents and potentially get carried from one country to another

:19:16. > :19:20.very cricket. So if I was to try and mimic the behaviour of this

:19:20. > :19:24.money spider, how would I try and achieve that? You would have to

:19:24. > :19:29.have something like a kite that allowed you to produce enough up

:19:29. > :19:33.lift to take your weight and lift you up. In other words, I have an

:19:33. > :19:38.uphill battle. You have it. So I have come to the south coast

:19:38. > :19:44.of Wales, where there is plenty of wind to help me out. Money spiders

:19:44. > :19:48.have up to a metre of silk to fly. Even to achieve lift-off, I will

:19:48. > :19:54.lead at 50 metres of strong cord and a sturdy tight five square

:19:54. > :19:59.metres in size. So you are flying the plight, it is really powerful.

:19:59. > :20:03.You are losing control - what do you do? Perfect. With the help of

:20:03. > :20:08.kite surfing instructor Matt Attwood, I am going to see how far

:20:08. > :20:13.the wind will take me. Literally flying through the air, skimming

:20:13. > :20:18.across the top of the water. When you are ready, let's go. That is a

:20:19. > :20:25.strong breeze. It would be far too dangerous for me to try this on dry

:20:25. > :20:30.land, so and when I fall, the water should lessen the impact, I hope.

:20:30. > :20:37.And just like the money spider's bread, as soon as the wind takes

:20:37. > :20:42.hold of Mike Catt, Offiah ago. -- as soon as it takes hold of my kite,

:20:42. > :20:48.off I go. Some money spiders could cross the whole country in a couple

:20:48. > :20:52.of days. I am lucky if I can go a few metres. It is thought that

:20:52. > :20:58.money spiders are able to land safely on water before taking off

:20:58. > :21:04.again, and could be the first animals to arrive and colonise new

:21:04. > :21:08.land masses. As for me, I am staying put in Wales.

:21:08. > :21:11.The best place to be. Now, the reason why Matt is pushing

:21:11. > :21:16.his body to the limit is to help youngsters in this country changed

:21:16. > :21:19.their lives. Paralympian gold medallist Ade Adepitan visited one

:21:19. > :21:23.scheme in Yorkshire which is during that, thanks to funding from

:21:23. > :21:27.Children In Need. 17-year-old Sophie is busy

:21:27. > :21:30.balancing a social life with studying for her A-levels. But the

:21:30. > :21:35.last year and a half have been harrowing after a terrible car

:21:35. > :21:40.accident meant her life would never be the same. No one knows what life

:21:40. > :21:46.holds in store. A split second is all it can take to change things

:21:46. > :21:51.forever. I remember getting into the car. I was sat in the back in

:21:51. > :21:56.the middle seat. I even remember putting my seatbelt on, and then

:21:56. > :22:00.that is it. I don't remember much until about a week and a half after

:22:00. > :22:04.the accident. Back home, Sophie's parents received the horrifying

:22:04. > :22:08.news and got on the first plane to America. Being up in the air for

:22:08. > :22:11.seven hours, flying to New York, not knowing whether your daughter

:22:11. > :22:16.is alive or dead because you have no contact...

:22:16. > :22:20.I just thought, something bad has happened. I am in hospital, but I

:22:20. > :22:26.am being looked after and my parents are here. She said mum,

:22:26. > :22:31.what has happened? And I said, you have damaged your spinal cord. Do

:22:31. > :22:38.you know what that means? And she said yes, it means I will not be

:22:38. > :22:44.able to walk again. At which point we both just broke down and cried

:22:44. > :22:48.for ages. It took Sophie four long months in hospital before she was

:22:48. > :22:54.finally well enough to be allowed home. How difficult was it to get

:22:55. > :22:58.back to normal life? It was really hard. I am not going to lie. Coming

:22:58. > :23:04.back to school, seeing my friends in their suits and high heels, go

:23:04. > :23:07.to school. Did you become withdrawn? Sort of. I closed myself

:23:07. > :23:13.off a bit and did not want to be involved with that sort of thing

:23:13. > :23:17.right now. My experience is very different from Sophie's. I lost the

:23:17. > :23:21.use of my legs after contracting polio as a toddler. Finding a sport

:23:21. > :23:24.that I loved was a real turning point in my life, because it gave

:23:24. > :23:29.me the drive and ambition to become a medal-winning Paralympic

:23:29. > :23:34.basketball player. Before the accident, Sophie played netball for

:23:34. > :23:41.Yorkshire. But afterwards, she lost hope of ever playing again, until

:23:41. > :23:45.she took part in a hospital wheelchair sports event. Basketball

:23:45. > :23:52.really stood out for me. I thought, you have to give it a go. You will

:23:52. > :23:58.have to man up! Face your fears and go for it. A few months later,

:23:58. > :24:01.Sophie discovered wheelchair basketball through his SPIDER-Y.

:24:01. > :24:05.SPIDER-Y is a charity set up to promote wheelchair Sports in

:24:05. > :24:08.Yorkshire. It has been going for two years, and encourages able and

:24:08. > :24:16.disabled players to take part in my favourite sport of wheelchair

:24:16. > :24:21.basketball. It has changed my life. I never thought I could do anything

:24:21. > :24:25.amazing after my accident. Coming to SPIDER-Y has made me think there

:24:25. > :24:29.is life after disability. The club has had to work hard to keep going.

:24:29. > :24:33.That is why your donations to Children In Need to help projects

:24:33. > :24:38.like this are so essential. would not be in existence today if

:24:38. > :24:43.it was not for Children In Need. That is the starting point. Without

:24:43. > :24:47.that, we could not get more funding. SPIDER-Y has revived its Sophie's

:24:47. > :24:51.sporting ambition, and now she looks forward to the future. What

:24:51. > :24:57.are your goals for wheelchair basketball? If I train hard enough,

:24:57. > :25:00.I could be a Paralympian. Those dreams, I never even considered

:25:00. > :25:05.them when I was able bodied. Your donations to Children In Need are

:25:05. > :25:12.essential to help projects like this restore hope and confidence to

:25:12. > :25:20.children who want to seize every opportunity life has to offer.

:25:20. > :25:23.A Time now to find out how matter Three it is a shame that I am

:25:23. > :25:28.apologising for the second time that I will not be in Peterborough

:25:28. > :25:32.for the time of The One Show, but I will get their tonight, just as I

:25:32. > :25:37.got a Lincoln last night a bit later than expected. It has been an

:25:37. > :25:42.eventful day. Look for yourself and some of the moments that have come

:25:42. > :25:47.and gone on today's rickshaw. a good night's sleep, a small crowd

:25:48. > :25:52.gathered to wave Matt off after 10 this morning. I am leaving a

:25:52. > :25:57.slightly missed the Lincoln, heading for Peterborough. This will

:25:57. > :26:01.be my top speed of the day. As he left Lincoln under police escort,

:26:01. > :26:07.he was feeling positive. Psychologically, I feel in a much

:26:08. > :26:14.better place today than yesterday. 78 miles was a big ask. I managed

:26:14. > :26:19.the pain yesterday. I can do the same today. Morning! Thanks so much.

:26:19. > :26:23.Matt's knees are still can -- causing him pain, but the support

:26:23. > :26:31.is getting from the crowds is spurring him on and aspirates are

:26:31. > :26:36.high. We are pumping now. We have now left Lincoln behind us. Got an

:26:36. > :26:42.incredible reception there. It has been unbelievable. It has really

:26:42. > :26:46.given me the lift I needed to push on. Desperate to get to

:26:46. > :26:50.Peterborough before midnight. there is still time for a quick

:26:50. > :26:54.break. I have been encouraged to get these energy drinks down a, but

:26:54. > :27:01.you can't beat a lovely cup of tea from number three Lincoln Road it.

:27:01. > :27:04.She is in her dressing gown. ..Before picking up a special

:27:04. > :27:12.passenger, Star Wars and Harry Potter Akhtar Warwick Davis.

:27:12. > :27:18.you coming for a right? I am indeed. I am hoping to get to Peterborough

:27:18. > :27:22.by about six tonight. That is not going to happen, Warwick. You are

:27:22. > :27:27.on the wrong mode of transport. If you get bored, there is a DVD

:27:27. > :27:33.player under the seat. This is a good speed. What has your average

:27:33. > :27:37.speed been? We are doing 10 miles in an hour and a half today. That

:27:37. > :27:46.involves stopping, collecting money, thanking people. I should have

:27:46. > :27:56.brought a picnic. I might not be able to talk for a minute, which is

:27:56. > :27:57.

:27:57. > :28:03.probably why you have given me the food. Earth 4th of but there is no

:28:03. > :28:07.time for chat. There are still another 61 miles until Peterborough.

:28:07. > :28:13.Thank you to everyone for turning out in Peterborough tonight. Matt

:28:13. > :28:17.is determined to get there. We think he will arrive after 10

:28:17. > :28:21.o'clock. And these are the scenes he can expect to be greeted with

:28:21. > :28:30.when he gets there. Hello, Peterborough! Bless them all for

:28:30. > :28:37.coming out. Steve, we saw your co- star from Life's Too Short, Warwick,

:28:37. > :28:43.in the back of the rickshaw. It was a good job they picked him up.

:28:43. > :28:47.Warwick sent you a message. Hi, Stephen, Warwick Davis have.

:28:47. > :28:51.After Life's Too Short, use of things with take-off for me, but

:28:51. > :28:55.here I am on a Rich Hall in Lincolnshire. All for a good cause,

:28:55. > :29:03.Children In Need. Good luck with your DVD. Still waiting for my

:29:03. > :29:11.complimentary tickets. And good luck with the tour. I look forward

:29:11. > :29:15.to coming when the tickets arrived. He is not getting free tickets.