:00:19. > :00:28.Hello and welcome to The One Show with Matt Baker. And Alex Jones.
:00:29. > :00:31.Tonight, the emergency services and Armed Forces saved the historic city
:00:32. > :00:38.of Winchester over the weekend. And the vicar determined to tend to his
:00:39. > :00:45.flock undefeated by the flooded Thames. We have a couple of firsts.
:00:46. > :00:49.We have the first-ever Reduced Height Theatre Company. And the
:00:50. > :00:57.first ever Briton to win an Olympic medal on snow. It is Warwick Davis.
:00:58. > :01:02.And Jenny Jones! Warwick is getting all the Olympic applause!
:01:03. > :01:09.Congratulations, Jenny. It is lovely you have coming to see us. How long
:01:10. > :01:17.have you been back? I got back at the weekend from Sochi. You have
:01:18. > :01:24.still got a cold head! I am just used to wearing it. And you have
:01:25. > :01:27.brought some friends and, Warwick? They are members of the Reduced
:01:28. > :01:31.Height Theatre Company. We will be touring with See How They Run which
:01:32. > :01:36.is a brilliant farce. I have very excited because they are very
:01:37. > :01:41.talented group of individuals. We will find out more later and you
:01:42. > :01:47.have a challenge on your hands to reduce the play into 60 seconds. The
:01:48. > :01:50.Defence Secretary Philip Hammond has given the Royal Engineers the task
:01:51. > :01:53.of helping with the country's flood defences.
:01:54. > :01:58.It is a job which would take two years to complete but they have got
:01:59. > :02:02.only five weeks. At the weekend there was a more urgent task
:02:03. > :02:08.requiring the Army's help as Simon Boazman found out.
:02:09. > :02:13.It is Saturday morning. The clock is ticking. 30 Army personnel have been
:02:14. > :02:17.drafted in to help the fire brigade build barriers to protect the
:02:18. > :02:21.historic city of Winchester. It is under threat from being flooded and
:02:22. > :02:29.the local authorities are desperately trying to find a way of
:02:30. > :02:35.protecting its 41,000 residents. And this is where the decisions are
:02:36. > :02:38.made. The emergency coordination hub where the Environment Agency, the
:02:39. > :02:45.fire service, military and council officials have all come together to
:02:46. > :02:48.come up with a plan. Andrew Gill is the flood risk manager for the
:02:49. > :02:52.Environment Agency. What we are doing today is coming up with
:02:53. > :02:58.detailed tactical plans that we can implement on the ground, whether
:02:59. > :03:03.that is building flood defences or sandbags. One of the problems is
:03:04. > :03:08.because the rivers are so high the drains cannot drain water away so
:03:09. > :03:14.some temporary barriers have been erected and sandbag walls have been
:03:15. > :03:21.built. I head down to where it is all happening and join up with the
:03:22. > :03:24.Army and Fire Brigade. The idea of putting all this stuff on is the
:03:25. > :03:28.river is breaking its banks so we have to build up the flood defences.
:03:29. > :03:32.It is cold and wet so this is the only way to get in there and work
:03:33. > :03:38.for any period of time. In the centre of Winchester is the River
:03:39. > :03:42.Itchen. Park Avenue is where the barriers need to be erected if they
:03:43. > :03:47.are going to stop the flow of water reaching hundreds of homes in the
:03:48. > :03:52.city centre. Once we have got these filled up, the Army boys will take
:03:53. > :03:58.them around to reinforce the bank to stop it coming any further into the
:03:59. > :04:02.town. Alex Rhodes is the fire station commander here in
:04:03. > :04:07.Winchester. Talk us through the geography of where we are. This is a
:04:08. > :04:12.kids' playground. The problem we have got is the flow is so great.
:04:13. > :04:16.That pinch point is making the water stack up further upstream. If we can
:04:17. > :04:22.get that back into the main river path we will alleviate the problem
:04:23. > :04:26.here. An extra 2000 sandbags are needed to secure the barrier and
:04:27. > :04:30.control the water. What they are trying to do is force the barrier
:04:31. > :04:35.down into the ground by putting the sandbags on top of it. The water is
:04:36. > :04:39.rising at such a rate that the authorities have built two of these
:04:40. > :04:43.barriers, won by the base of the river and the other at the other end
:04:44. > :04:46.of the street. Those things are really heavy under the water.
:04:47. > :04:52.Because you cannot see what you are doing, you have to feel your way in.
:04:53. > :04:57.It is cold. One barrier is outside Jackie and Andy's home. What is it
:04:58. > :05:02.like to have this on your doorstep? If it was not there our house would
:05:03. > :05:07.be at risk of flooding, as well as all the properties going towards the
:05:08. > :05:11.city centre. You have got to be happy? Very happy. Especially when
:05:12. > :05:16.you see what is happening around the rest of the country, all that pain
:05:17. > :05:22.people are going through. We have been very lucky. The Army have
:05:23. > :05:28.arrived with more sandbags and this lot are being used to help a local
:05:29. > :05:33.primary school. We have the school behind us. We are building a defence
:05:34. > :05:37.so once the water has seeped out, no more water will get inside the
:05:38. > :05:41.school. The playground was flooded a week ago. Ever since, the
:05:42. > :05:47.authorities have been battling to save inside the school itself. The
:05:48. > :05:51.level of the water is very high. It has not been far of coming into the
:05:52. > :06:06.school. As long as the school does not flood, we can keep our year five
:06:07. > :06:09.and year six children here. That is 120 children. But the rest of the
:06:10. > :06:11.school, 330 children, we have had to shift out. The authorities hope what
:06:12. > :06:15.they are doing here today will be enough. For now, it looks like they
:06:16. > :06:23.are winning. The city of Winchester is still safe. They are doing such a
:06:24. > :06:27.good job. Even the princes at the weekend helped. Jenny, you have had
:06:28. > :06:32.your mind on other things but were you aware of the situation when you
:06:33. > :06:37.were in Sochi? We were aware that I did not realise how bad things had
:06:38. > :06:41.got until I came back. When I arrived back, everyone was showing
:06:42. > :06:48.me photographs. I saw the waves crashing over in Cornwall. You are
:06:49. > :06:54.originally from Bristol. Seeing the guy's house over the moat.
:06:55. > :07:02.Motorman! Fairplay for trying to save that. We featured him last
:07:03. > :07:07.Thursday. We have not heard since. Now then, Warwick, the Reduced
:07:08. > :07:11.Height Theatre Company, the first of its kind ever. What were your main
:07:12. > :07:17.reasons and objectives for forming this type of company in particular?
:07:18. > :07:20.I have been very lucky as an actor and been offered a diverse range of
:07:21. > :07:24.projects but the one thing I have never been offered is a play. I love
:07:25. > :07:29.going to the theatre and seeing players. I thought the only way I
:07:30. > :07:32.would be able to do a play is by producing it and casting myself in
:07:33. > :07:39.it. I was also thinking about another family I had been doing a
:07:40. > :07:42.documentary about. They used to entertain in Europe in the 1930s and
:07:43. > :07:46.40s. They had never relied on the fact that they were short, it was
:07:47. > :07:50.about their performance abilities. They were singers, musicians, wrote
:07:51. > :07:57.their own scripts and built their own sets. That struck a chord with
:07:58. > :07:59.me. I thought, why don't I form the Reduced Height Theatre Company and
:08:00. > :08:06.celebrate the talent of short actors and give them a chance to challenge
:08:07. > :08:10.themselves instead of the usual typecast roles. It is not just from
:08:11. > :08:16.ease of use that you have made everything in proportion. I have
:08:17. > :08:21.reduced everything down. It is See How They Run which is a classic
:08:22. > :08:25.farce. None of the jokes revolve around us being short. The idea of
:08:26. > :08:30.reducing the set was to level the playing field. You come in and watch
:08:31. > :08:34.nine actors giving brilliant performances and enjoyed a very
:08:35. > :08:40.funny play. You will hopefully very quickly forget that we are short.
:08:41. > :08:45.And the agency you run, it is against short actors being typecast.
:08:46. > :08:50.I am not holding up a banner but it is a chance to give people
:08:51. > :08:53.opportunities that I have had in the past to stretch myself and become a
:08:54. > :08:59.better performer. That is what it does. When you get a challenge you
:09:00. > :09:05.have to learn the craft and improve to take you on to the next thing.
:09:06. > :09:11.They are good, I know you are up -- I know you are biased. They have
:09:12. > :09:17.given it 110%. The show is an absolute treat, it really is. It is
:09:18. > :09:24.a very funny show, suitable for all the family. It just celebrate some
:09:25. > :09:29.brilliant actors. Give us a wave! There they are. We have set you a
:09:30. > :09:33.challenge to condense See How They Run into 60 seconds to give the
:09:34. > :09:38.viewers at home a taste of what the play is about. Do you reckon you can
:09:39. > :09:43.do it? We will give it a go. We will try to give you a flavour of the
:09:44. > :09:50.story as well. Are you a big fan of the theatre, Jenny? I am excited to
:09:51. > :09:54.see this. Aren't we all! Glen Campbell has been to visit people
:09:55. > :10:00.who have fallen for a well-known scam. Well-known in Norway but it is
:10:01. > :10:06.now spreading throughout the UK. One minute it is online, advertised
:10:07. > :10:13.at an attractive price, the car robbed your dreams. The next, it
:10:14. > :10:19.vanishes. A phantom car, which along with your hard earned cash goes up
:10:20. > :10:23.in smoke. And if you are unlucky enough to fall victim to this
:10:24. > :10:29.Internet cask down, as we have discovered, you cannot rely on
:10:30. > :10:34.justice from the police. Katie and Neil are schoolteachers from Dover.
:10:35. > :10:40.They are expecting their third child and went online looking for a bigger
:10:41. > :10:46.car. Neil found it to begin with and sent me a link saying he had found a
:10:47. > :10:55.car. Here is that car, a Honda, being sold by a man calling himself
:10:56. > :11:00.Charlie Olivers based in Oslo in Norway. We checked everything online
:11:01. > :11:07.and all the details were coming back as accurate so we felt confident in
:11:08. > :11:17.moving forward. Mr Olivers was only too keen to help. He e-mails Katie
:11:18. > :11:22.telling -- saying if she paid money into his account he would ship the
:11:23. > :11:28.Honda over and they could release the money to him. The plan was the
:11:29. > :11:33.car would be shipped on a particular date. Just as a precaution, Katie
:11:34. > :11:41.checked out the secure account to see if it existed. It did. So she
:11:42. > :11:44.wired ?4700 to the account specified by Mr Olivers. The next day he
:11:45. > :11:50.e-mailed back to say the car was being shipped to Dover. But then
:11:51. > :11:56.Katie began to worry. Whenever she tried calling Mr Olivers she would
:11:57. > :12:01.not get a reply. He would only correspond on e-mail. Something
:12:02. > :12:07.started to niggle and we delved into it further. One quick call confirmed
:12:08. > :12:12.Katie's worst fears. The secure account operated did exist but the
:12:13. > :12:17.website had been hijacked by the fraudster. When it came to the day
:12:18. > :12:25.the car was due to be delivered we realised it had been a scam.
:12:26. > :12:29.Katie's ?4700 had gone straight into the mysterious Charlie Olivers'
:12:30. > :12:33.account. The Honda was genuine but it was registered to an innocent
:12:34. > :12:38.person. The photo had been ripped off the web. Katie and Neil were not
:12:39. > :12:44.the only ones stung by the phantom fraudster. We found three other
:12:45. > :12:50.victims with the same sorry story. You feel devastated. It sounds silly
:12:51. > :12:55.but you feel stupid, used, like someone has robbed your house. When
:12:56. > :13:00.the penny dropped, each of our three victims immediately rang their local
:13:01. > :13:04.police but they were told, sorry, nothing we can do, contact the
:13:05. > :13:08.government's online fraud centre. Feeling helpless and with her
:13:09. > :13:16.sister's help, Katie decided to do some of her own detective work.
:13:17. > :13:22.Katie noticed the same car was being advertised back online. We selected
:13:23. > :13:27.one to reply to. They took the bait and within hours, Yvonne had tracked
:13:28. > :13:33.down Charlie Olivers in Norway. Here we are in downtown Oslo, Norway. We
:13:34. > :13:38.have checked and double checked this address. There are no flats around
:13:39. > :13:44.the back, no houses, this address is a hotel. I think it is time to have
:13:45. > :13:50.a word with the police. Can you tell us what is going on? This is a
:13:51. > :13:57.well-known scam in Norway, also the UK I believe. Who is behind it?
:13:58. > :14:02.Where are they? We think they are mostly based in Nigeria but in the
:14:03. > :14:08.last few years we have seen competition from Eastern European
:14:09. > :14:13.'s. Katie, Colin and Tracy were all told by the police to report their
:14:14. > :14:18.crimes to the government's online fraud centre but nothing came of it
:14:19. > :14:25.for any of them. The scammers had vanished with the cash. Are you
:14:26. > :14:31.happy that your organisation has got its act together? Clearly, it is
:14:32. > :14:34.difficult. You are dealing with multi jurisdictional issues,
:14:35. > :14:39.different policing. The suspect is abroad in a lot of these instances
:14:40. > :14:44.so there are challenges. What I would say is what we absolutely must
:14:45. > :14:50.do, if you have become a victim of this type of fraud, or any fraud for
:14:51. > :14:54.that matter, please report it to us. The general public are completely
:14:55. > :15:05.exposed on this type of scam. I just want justice. Good name for the head
:15:06. > :15:09.of fraud, Stephen Prophet. -- Steve Proffitt. They do say the advice
:15:10. > :15:12.is, touch the metal. And then you know.
:15:13. > :15:22.We mentioned at the start of the show, Jenny Jones, Britain's first
:15:23. > :15:26.ever Olympic medal winner. She is here now. Brilliant, congratulations
:15:27. > :15:30.once again. I have to say, my favourite Jenny Jones story is about
:15:31. > :15:35.your lucky charm. Tell us what it is, where you keep it and why it is
:15:36. > :15:41.lucky. This is going to sound ridiculous. Years ago, when I first
:15:42. > :15:46.started snowboarding, I was a chalet maid. It was very difficult to get
:15:47. > :15:50.hold of tea bags. Now it is easy, but it was really hard to get
:15:51. > :15:57.British tea bags. One of my guests brought them out. They were in her
:15:58. > :16:02.room, so I took one and I had nowhere to store it, so I just put
:16:03. > :16:08.it in my bra. I went snowboarding and I learned a backlit, tricks, I
:16:09. > :16:12.thought, this is bullying. I got home, I had forgotten all about
:16:13. > :16:15.that. And I thought, it's the tea leaves! I brushed them up and
:16:16. > :16:21.gathered them into a ten and kept them for years. You didn't even have
:16:22. > :16:29.a cup of tea? I thought she was going to say she always competes
:16:30. > :16:34.with the tea bag. Let's just remind ourselves, this is the second of the
:16:35. > :16:38.two runs that you did in the final. The incredible thing is with this
:16:39. > :16:41.board, what you did with the first run was you laid down in this
:16:42. > :16:46.benchmark that was as good as you could do it, perfection. Are we
:16:47. > :16:54.going to see the pictures? Let's put them up. Is she going for the front
:16:55. > :16:59.nine? She went for the seven! She has been doing this sport for such a
:17:00. > :17:09.long time, and this is the biggest recognition, the biggest reward. It
:17:10. > :17:13.is Britain's first on snow. So, this second run, because you had laid
:17:14. > :17:15.down this perfect run, as far as you are concerned, and then people had
:17:16. > :17:22.to do bigger tricks to try and improve? Kind of, it was trying to
:17:23. > :17:28.work out what the judges wanted. I got a sense it was about clean
:17:29. > :17:33.landings. I had bigger tricks, but I wasn't sure I could land clean. I
:17:34. > :17:37.had to make a decision, it was quite nerve wracking. Do I play it safe
:17:38. > :17:45.and clean, or harder and maybe drag my hand? What is it like to be back?
:17:46. > :17:48.Seeing how proud everybody is? I was so shocked, it was so nice.
:17:49. > :17:55.Everybody has been so supportive, people clapping. And you are still a
:17:56. > :17:59.bit tearful, seeing that? I have only seen it once, and I've not seen
:18:00. > :18:06.the podium bit. That made me remember. What a Winter Olympics it
:18:07. > :18:10.has been so far, and you've made history. Huge congratulations and
:18:11. > :18:14.thanks for coming in. Here is Ruth Goodman, with the story
:18:15. > :18:19.of a Victorian doctor who was a pioneer in more ways than one.
:18:20. > :18:26.In 1865, after an eventful 40-year career, the celebrated British Army
:18:27. > :18:34.Surgeon Dr James Barry died. He had a reputation as a top-class medic
:18:35. > :18:37.and a man who did not suffer fools. In the Crimea, he worked as a
:18:38. > :18:40.surgeon in the same field hospital as Florence Nightingale, where he
:18:41. > :18:46.questioned some of her techniques, leading her to describe him as the
:18:47. > :18:51.most hardened man I've ever met. But a month after his death, in peaceful
:18:52. > :18:55.retirement, the Manchester Guardian reported the most extraordinary
:18:56. > :19:00.aspect of his life. Upon his death was discovered to be a woman. In
:19:01. > :19:05.Georgian society, it was simply unheard of for a woman to become a
:19:06. > :19:09.doctor. Rachel Holmes has written a biography of the secret life of
:19:10. > :19:15.James Barry. James Barry started out as a young Irish girl called
:19:16. > :19:18.Margaret Arkley. Her parents were broke, so she had to take her
:19:19. > :19:25.daughter, Margaret, leave her home and her family and throw herself on
:19:26. > :19:29.the mercy of her brother, James Barry, the painter in London. As
:19:30. > :19:35.well as giving the young girl money, her uncle opened doors with
:19:36. > :19:38.influential society figures. These men would conspire in a plot to
:19:39. > :19:44.parts of this young woman as a man to help her achieve her ambitions.
:19:45. > :19:52.These included exiled revolutionary is, a keen believer in the education
:19:53. > :19:54.of women. It was his connections in Edinburgh that secured a place at
:19:55. > :19:58.medical school for the young girl. In order to take up the place, young
:19:59. > :20:06.Margaret would have to present herself as a man. 1809, she set out
:20:07. > :20:11.from Edinburgh to Wapping by sea. On the way, she patted her shoulders,
:20:12. > :20:16.strapped down her bust, but rises in her shoes and covered her feminine
:20:17. > :20:23.neck. Arriving as a young man, James Barry, ready to embark on his
:20:24. > :20:26.medical journey. The student population were significantly
:20:27. > :20:30.younger than they were now. His feminine appearance would not maybe
:20:31. > :20:36.be quite as obvious. You can see how in number two on the list, the Latin
:20:37. > :20:43.version of his name, signifying that the degree was awarded. He could
:20:44. > :20:47.only do that as a man? Yes. In 1812, the newly qualified Dr Barry return
:20:48. > :20:51.to London before embarking on a military career. He was stationed on
:20:52. > :20:58.his first appointment to Cape Town, on a kitchen table, in the Cape, he
:20:59. > :21:03.performs the first known successful Caesarean section in Western
:21:04. > :21:06.medicine. But this was not his only achievement. He advanced the medical
:21:07. > :21:11.treatment of slaves and other leprosy, and his work on battlefield
:21:12. > :21:13.medicine induced to this day. Despite these successes, Barry was
:21:14. > :21:18.not above suspicion. In one instance, a poster campaign was
:21:19. > :21:23.launched in Cape Town, making lewd suggestions about his personal
:21:24. > :21:27.relationships. There must have been people who knew the truth about
:21:28. > :21:31.Barry? I think that their word. The people that really knew the truth
:21:32. > :21:37.had Barry's interests at heart, because there were his most intimate
:21:38. > :21:41.friends and companions. By the time of his death, he had obtained the
:21:42. > :21:45.lofty postal inspector general hospitals. This ranks spared him the
:21:46. > :21:51.indignity of a medical examination in death. In fact it was a maid,
:21:52. > :21:54.laying out his body, who revealed the ambiguous nature of his gender.
:21:55. > :21:58.But it may not have been as simple as a woman disguised as a man.
:21:59. > :22:04.Rachel Holmes believes that Barry had a much rarer gender identity to
:22:05. > :22:09.conceal. So, was James Barry a man or a woman? James Barry was
:22:10. > :22:12.intersexual. In Barry's day, he would have been called a
:22:13. > :22:16.hermaphrodite. A child might be born as a girl, and at puberty, the time
:22:17. > :22:19.when the sexual characteristics developed, in fact the
:22:20. > :22:26.characteristics which are clearly male. Dr James Barry rests in a
:22:27. > :22:30.simple grave in north London. But his life was anything but. He
:22:31. > :22:34.overcame prejudice, rumour and a hostile establishment and, in so
:22:35. > :22:36.doing, made an outstanding contribution to medicine, saving
:22:37. > :22:44.thousands of lives. Didn't you all take an intake of
:22:45. > :22:52.breath when they said, he was a woman! Anyway... That is exactly
:22:53. > :22:57.what happened. For it, you have been a busy boy. You've not just darted
:22:58. > :22:59.this Reduced Height Theatre Company, you have been filming a brand-new
:23:00. > :23:07.television show. We would like to know what you're doing to your poor
:23:08. > :23:10.family in this clip. We are looking for a dangerous criminal who's
:23:11. > :23:20.escaped. Has anybody seen this man? That's the man! Arrest him!
:23:21. > :23:26.You won't get him back! Do something!
:23:27. > :23:35.Traumatised! Alison did get a bit stressed out. My kids love Pirates
:23:36. > :23:40.of the Caribbean, will I thought it would be wonderful if I went to a
:23:41. > :23:44.beach and thought it would be wonderful to get them to take me
:23:45. > :23:50.hostage. He got stressed out about it. He's fine now. But he can't go
:23:51. > :23:56.to the beach any more. What was that about? It is a new show called
:23:57. > :24:00.Weekend Escapes, were I championed the great British holiday and the
:24:01. > :24:03.great British eccentric. Me and my family travel the length and breadth
:24:04. > :24:07.of the UK finding interesting people and interesting things to do. There
:24:08. > :24:10.are so much to do here. I travel the world with my job, and the last
:24:11. > :24:17.thing I want to do is go on holiday abroad. I thought, let's find what
:24:18. > :24:21.we can do here. Now, while you go and prepare for your cut down
:24:22. > :24:25.version of your play, See How They Run, just 60 seconds, here is Alex
:24:26. > :24:30.Riley with a vicar on a mission to help his flooded flock. The sun has
:24:31. > :24:32.been out and we may be forgiven for thinking the worst of the flooding
:24:33. > :24:37.is over. But, in many areas, people are
:24:38. > :24:42.trapped in their homes, marooned by stagnant water. This is Egham,
:24:43. > :24:46.Surrey, which has been flooded for a week since the Thames burst its
:24:47. > :24:59.banks. In this parish, vicar Jeff Whatley has a new way of checking on
:25:00. > :25:04.his flock. He dug out his dinghy. Volunteers have gathered round and
:25:05. > :25:07.unaided food supplies. Many, many streets are under water. Around
:25:08. > :25:11.here, it's been a case of, if you haven't got a boat, you can't get
:25:12. > :25:16.through. Also, it's a wonderful larder, a storehouse. It can carry a
:25:17. > :25:21.lot of provisions without having to go back to base. It's not just a
:25:22. > :25:26.Jeff helping people, neighbours are looking out for each other as well.
:25:27. > :25:31.You are walking in the streets carrying sandwiches, what for? There
:25:32. > :25:36.is a road, and there are old people behind, and they can't get out
:25:37. > :25:41.unless you have a boat. We went to Tesco's, went to get some ham,
:25:42. > :25:48.cheese, had a production line in the kitchen. What sort of response have
:25:49. > :25:53.you had? Really grateful. I had an old man crying. How do you deal with
:25:54. > :25:57.that? When you stand in this area, it doesn't look that bad, but you
:25:58. > :26:00.turn around and it's almost up to your waist. You can totally
:26:01. > :26:03.understand how people cannot get out of their houses, can't get to the
:26:04. > :26:07.shops, and they are desperate for any help they can get. Emergency
:26:08. > :26:10.services are not going to bring a sandwich to your door. People like
:26:11. > :26:17.Jeff and local residents donating food, taking it to people's houses,
:26:18. > :26:22.is a life-saver. It came up to the second step, we have been stuck
:26:23. > :26:26.indoors since Monday. We are really privileged to finally come out of
:26:27. > :26:33.our many island and walk. The elderly people lived in a house
:26:34. > :26:38.here, they were really stranded. The neighbours got together. We used
:26:39. > :26:43.Jeff's boat to evacuate our neighbours and belongings. Everybody
:26:44. > :26:46.has been amazing. Another part of the community response that Jeff is
:26:47. > :26:51.co-coordinating is a respite cafe, run by local churches. Why do you
:26:52. > :26:56.think people appreciate this sort of thing? You are not pumping peoples
:26:57. > :27:01.houses out, here is a piece of cake, a toasty and a cup of tea. Why do
:27:02. > :27:08.you think is important? One or two people said, we felt abandoned, like
:27:09. > :27:12.nobody care. Is addressing a basic need to know that you're not alone
:27:13. > :27:18.and people really do care. Is there a job I can do to help out while I
:27:19. > :27:21.am here? I am an able-bodied man. The thing about any crisis is that
:27:22. > :27:26.it does tend to bring out the best in people. What we have seen today
:27:27. > :27:28.has been living proof of that. Look at me! I'm doing some washing up.
:27:29. > :27:40.And I hate washing up. A lot of this is news to Jenny, you
:27:41. > :27:43.are watching this gobsmacked. I think the thing is it is the length
:27:44. > :27:48.of time it is going on for, as well. You think it is going to stop and it
:27:49. > :27:52.is on and on. Demoralise it on so many levels. Here we go, the Reduced
:27:53. > :27:54.Height Theatre Company with their 62nd version of See How They Run.
:27:55. > :28:00.Stop the clock! Good evening. I am the reverend
:28:01. > :28:03.Lionel Toop. Mr Toop! Miss Skillon, one of my oldest parishioners. Ah,
:28:04. > :28:07.Miss Skillon. My wife, Penelope, a former actress. Mrs Toop. How lovely
:28:08. > :28:11.to see you. They don't get on! To the church, vicar! Certainly, Miss
:28:12. > :28:16.Skillon. Penelope! Clive! Flight Sergeant Clive Winton. A former
:28:17. > :28:19.actor. I toured with him years ago. My leading lady - a vicar's wife!
:28:20. > :28:23.Let's go to the theatre, for old times sake. Sorry darling, theatre's
:28:24. > :28:26.out of bounds whilst I'm in uniform. Hang on! Ida! That's the maid. Did
:28:27. > :28:30.you call? Hello. Oh, hello! Bring down one of Mr Toop's other suits,
:28:31. > :28:34.will you? You can't disguise me as a vicar! If anyone asks, say your name
:28:35. > :28:36.is Humphrey. At your service. The reverend Arthur Humphrey. He's come
:28:37. > :28:40.to take the service tomorrow. Nervous? I'll be fine, as long as
:28:41. > :28:44.the Bishop doesn't turn up! Good evening. Uncle Dudley. The Bishop.
:28:45. > :28:48.Take care everyone. A German POW has escaped from the internment camp. He
:28:49. > :28:52.may be in disguise. Escaped? But how? Shut up! I'm in charge here!
:28:53. > :28:54.Sergeant Towers! Military police. Have you seen anyone suspicious? No.
:28:55. > :29:13.No. No. No. Nein. Oh, dear! You could do so much more than 60
:29:14. > :29:16.seconds. Thanks ever so much for joining us, we will see you tomorrow
:29:17. > :29:19.with David Attenborough. See you then, goodbye.