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:00:19. > :00:28.Well, hello, welcome to The One Show with Alex Jones. And Matt Baker. We

:00:29. > :00:34.won't be struggling for chat tonight because our guest is the chatty and

:00:35. > :00:42.man on telly. If we need to get a word in edge ways, Justin Bieber has

:00:43. > :00:57.the secret! Open your mouth! LAUGHTER

:00:58. > :01:05.Please welcome Alan Carr! Hello, my love. Nice to see you. We have the

:01:06. > :01:11.blindfold if we needed! With God and all! That is the first time you seen

:01:12. > :01:18.that because you never see an episode. I never watch myself, I

:01:19. > :01:22.hate the way I sound and look. Even at award shows when you are

:01:23. > :01:28.nominated and they say, let's have a little clip, I am like this! I can't

:01:29. > :01:34.stand it. We will warn you when we play some clips, coming up, don't

:01:35. > :01:38.worry. And also tonight Mike has gone to unbelievable lengths to

:01:39. > :01:44.capture rare footage of the deer rut. I'm very much looking forward

:01:45. > :01:49.to seeing that. Before that we have to turn our attentions to the fact

:01:50. > :01:51.that with less than two hours before kick-off Jiminy's friendly football

:01:52. > :01:57.match against the Netherlands has been cancelled tonight due to

:01:58. > :02:01.security concerns. But the England versus France friendly will go ahead

:02:02. > :02:04.at Wembley. Ewan is there. People want to show their support because

:02:05. > :02:10.thousands of tickets for the match sold, over the weekend, after the

:02:11. > :02:16.attacks. They certainly did. It is all about support. Programmer crew

:02:17. > :02:19.would not normally report from a sporting occasion but this is not

:02:20. > :02:22.wooden again, there's no mention of four will start up front for

:02:23. > :02:26.England, people don't seem to care about the result, there is no talk

:02:27. > :02:30.of who will win. It's all about solidarity and wanting to show

:02:31. > :02:34.support for France. There were concerns of the weekend but people

:02:35. > :02:38.might stay away but 10,000 extra tickets were sold since those

:02:39. > :02:41.horrific scenes in Paris at the weekend. Everyone I have spoken to

:02:42. > :02:45.just wants to beat you. They'd want to see an empty seat, even people

:02:46. > :02:50.not massively into football want to be sure to show support France.

:02:51. > :02:54.Their national anthem will be played on the big screen this evening and

:02:55. > :02:57.England manager Roy Hodgson has urged the England fans to get

:02:58. > :03:02.involved and try to sing the French national anthem. I think it is a

:03:03. > :03:06.wonderful gesture. I walked around the streets in Wembley earlier and I

:03:07. > :03:10.spoke to all sorts of fans from both sides. The overwhelming feeling that

:03:11. > :03:14.I got was love and support for each other. If they are anything to go

:03:15. > :03:18.by, kick-off time will be very special indeed.

:03:19. > :03:27.People in Paris are not cowering at home, they are filling the streets

:03:28. > :03:32.of Paris, in defiance and solidarity. Should this match go

:03:33. > :03:35.ahead? We've all got to stand together, show that we are against

:03:36. > :03:42.terrorism and show we are not scared. We must all stand against

:03:43. > :03:48.them because this is not Muslim, not any kind, this is only stupid,

:03:49. > :03:51.crazy, sick people. Can I ask, up to 5p per minute, you realise the

:03:52. > :03:59.English fans have been asked to sing the French national anthem? It is

:04:00. > :04:06.good. When the anthem is saying we are all French. -- when the anthem

:04:07. > :05:12.is signed, we are all French. SINGING IN FRENCH. We can only get

:05:13. > :05:16.better! Vive la France!. That is not easy to sing and I imagine that

:05:17. > :05:19.backstage David Cameron and Prince William are starting to sing it. You

:05:20. > :05:25.have come from Sheffield, was there ever a doubt in your mind that you

:05:26. > :05:29.would be here? Not at all, my 15-year-old daughter has never been

:05:30. > :05:39.to an event like this. You have the hat, Sir, were you doubting being

:05:40. > :05:45.here? It comes from a good French friend of mine so there was no

:05:46. > :05:47.doubt. I hope using well for both teams. But the offer whelming

:05:48. > :05:50.message for you, teams. But the offer whelming

:05:51. > :05:51.be here this evening standing together and singing together. As a

:05:52. > :05:55.be here this evening standing former sportsman I can't only

:05:56. > :05:57.be here this evening standing imagine how tough it will be to

:05:58. > :05:59.be here this evening standing compose yourself as a player. Both

:06:00. > :06:08.sets of fans will stand together. Back to

:06:09. > :06:10.sets of fans will stand together. earlier last week. I know. I think

:06:11. > :06:13.where everyone has found it so heartbreaking is that it could

:06:14. > :06:17.been anyone. It could have been you, you, you. That is what it is

:06:18. > :06:19.affected, that is all I have been thinking about for the last few

:06:20. > :06:24.days. It is absolutely thinking about for the last few

:06:25. > :06:25.heartbreaking. We wish both teams the best of luck in the game. To

:06:26. > :06:41.show support, our studio lights are the best of luck in the game. To

:06:42. > :06:44.white, and red. After tomorrow the residents of Glenrothis will not

:06:45. > :06:48.have their bins collected in four weeks. Can this make residents

:06:49. > :06:56.recycle more, or are they at tipping point? Nick has been on the bins. It

:06:57. > :06:59.is in that day in Thornton near Glenrothis, Fife. At

:07:00. > :07:01.is in that day in Thornton near contents of these blue bins are

:07:02. > :07:06.destined for landfill and they are all pretty full. Hardly surprising,

:07:07. > :07:08.destined for landfill and they are these bins have not been emptied for

:07:09. > :07:14.square Mike weeks. That's right, four weeks. Cheers, mate. In a

:07:15. > :07:18.square Mike weeks. That's right, rubbish properly Fife Council has

:07:19. > :07:22.increased cycling collections for plastic waste but reduced those

:07:23. > :07:26.destined for landfill. This lady's Rubin was last emptied in October.

:07:27. > :07:34.Since then we've kept tabs on her rubbish. This is my plastic bin. It

:07:35. > :07:39.was collected every four weeks, now it's every two weeks. People of

:07:40. > :07:44.Thornton have no fewer than four wheelie bins, a green one for

:07:45. > :07:48.plastic and cans, a grey one for paper and cardboard, a brown one for

:07:49. > :07:55.food and garden waste and a blue one for what is left. It won't take long

:07:56. > :07:58.to fill out. Janet is a single mother with two daughters at home

:07:59. > :08:01.and another visiting from university, she says she struggles

:08:02. > :08:07.to get everything in the bin when the collection is fortnightly. When

:08:08. > :08:13.it was every two weeks it was full and I had to really squash it to get

:08:14. > :08:19.everything in. It is very difficult and time-consuming. Janet runs

:08:20. > :08:21.everything in. It is very difficult small business from home, to avoid

:08:22. > :08:26.confusion she will keep that waste separate and use these bins only for

:08:27. > :08:31.family rubbish. Cat litter is stinking and it will be in this

:08:32. > :08:38.painful four weeks! -- it will be in this bin, for four weeks. Janet has

:08:39. > :08:45.kept a photo diary of the bins and after four weeks she is at tipping

:08:46. > :08:50.point, literally. Now I am having to take time out of my day to take

:08:51. > :08:53.point, literally. Now I am having to to the dump. It's the weekend,

:08:54. > :08:59.usually I do my own thing, spent time with the kids so it is not

:09:00. > :09:04.convenient coming here. Why other council doing this trial? At the

:09:05. > :09:08.road in Ladybank this is where the landfill goes. The council says that

:09:09. > :09:12.more than half the rubbish here could be recycled. Sending waste to

:09:13. > :09:17.landfill costs the council upwards of ?10 million a year, so there is a

:09:18. > :09:22.financial incentive for them to encourage us to recycle more. Time

:09:23. > :09:26.to find out if Janet's family have been throwing away things they could

:09:27. > :09:34.have recycled. Stephanie, the recycling adviser, is filling in as

:09:35. > :09:40.bin police. But this plastic bit into the plastics, and the cardboard

:09:41. > :09:49.fit into the cardboard bin. Janet! Where is your commitment? I realise

:09:50. > :09:58.it is an effort. Plastic bin. Honestly! The kids put the rubbish

:09:59. > :10:03.out as well. We can see that she is using all four bins. Obviously there

:10:04. > :10:10.is reciting material that is going into the blue bin. -- recycling

:10:11. > :10:13.material. So if I recycled properly and remembered everything that went

:10:14. > :10:21.into each bin, would they be lustful? I think, less full, yet I

:10:22. > :10:27.don't know how much less. One councillor helped to set up the

:10:28. > :10:31.trial. Think everyone realises you cannot just bury your rubbish the

:10:32. > :10:37.ground. By 2020 we could be saving millions of pounds a year. Staying

:10:38. > :10:44.on top of our rubbish is time consuming. On the bin round how are

:10:45. > :10:49.other locals coping? We still got a massive bin back in the kitchen

:10:50. > :10:52.which isn't hygienic. The council say they have to divert what is

:10:53. > :10:57.going to landfill and this is one way. There is stuff that can't be

:10:58. > :11:04.recycled, that's down to the companies making it. This is not

:11:05. > :11:08.working in any way, shape or form. I understand why they are doing it.

:11:09. > :11:13.It's a good thing, it's in the early stages to say if it will work or

:11:14. > :11:19.not. Time will tell. Look at the size of it, for a month! You don't

:11:20. > :11:28.think this trial is changing the behaviour? It is. It puts you off

:11:29. > :11:33.recycling altogether! At this stage of the experiment views are as mixed

:11:34. > :11:38.as the contents of the bins. Other councils are watching closely to see

:11:39. > :11:42.what happens in Fife. If it works for weekly bin collections could

:11:43. > :11:50.become a familiar sight to us all. Does this get you going, recycling,

:11:51. > :11:54.Alan? I do it but it is washing the stuff out that does my head in,

:11:55. > :11:57.people can see you at your kitchen window cleaning your part and they

:11:58. > :12:05.think you are having a breakdown, crisp packets and the like! You end

:12:06. > :12:14.up washing up your rubbish! Oh look at Alan! Cleaning rubbish! It's

:12:15. > :12:22.true! You are currently on your Yap Yap Yap! To. Whereabouts in Britain

:12:23. > :12:26.are you? 139 dates -- on a tour. It's my voice, I am like Mariah

:12:27. > :12:32.Carey, people want to give a high notes! They once together at! --

:12:33. > :12:39.they want to cheer those high notes. They want to hear that. I converge

:12:40. > :12:51.for this because you were dazed when I came to see you. I had a crease on

:12:52. > :12:56.my face like Blofeld. It had buttons so I work looking like a jigsaw! I

:12:57. > :13:02.was in Hull, then Brighton, and than I am off to Northern Ireland, I

:13:03. > :13:07.can't wait. Talking about old stuff, you are not keen on people having an

:13:08. > :13:12.opinion. I'm sick of it, like trip advisor, everyone has something to

:13:13. > :13:19.say and I think people should slip it. Let's have a look, you are

:13:20. > :13:23.putting that in your own words. Do you think people have too much to

:13:24. > :13:30.say these days? I have been on this tour and are always go on Trip

:13:31. > :13:36.Advisor can we talk about it and some of the ironic comments on

:13:37. > :13:42.there? Someone gave Stonehenge two stars because there wasn't a coffee

:13:43. > :13:46.shop! One woman gave Lake Windermere one star because she had lost her

:13:47. > :13:53.handbag there. That is not the lake's fault!

:13:54. > :14:00.APPLAUSE Alan, is it fair to say that you are

:14:01. > :14:04.more personal? I talk about my other half and my mum, they complain that

:14:05. > :14:08.I say to my mum, if you want that kitchen extended or the conservatory

:14:09. > :14:13.built, I need to get the money from somewhere and you will be used as

:14:14. > :14:18.material! I told my other half, no shoes, I bought them! Know what I

:14:19. > :14:23.mean? The money has to come from somewhere, I need material, it is a

:14:24. > :14:29.2 hour show, I am sorry, if you are humiliated in the street, comedy

:14:30. > :14:34.bought your clothes. And it bought a holiday, you took your mum on safari

:14:35. > :14:39.recently. She had a big birthday, I took her there. It was great, we

:14:40. > :14:43.arrived at the hut in opened Africa, the door and Alan and Christine was

:14:44. > :14:52.written in rose petals on the bed! A bit awkward! Two beds, please! When

:14:53. > :14:59.you go on safari it is funny because they were smiling all the excrement.

:15:00. > :15:05.Gazelle, this way! They had an earpiece, they were telling us where

:15:06. > :15:12.the animals were. It was like an African Derek kora, to go! Tracks,

:15:13. > :15:28.tracks! I could hear it like a taxi rank!

:15:29. > :15:36.With Chatty Man you have canned laughter, that helps! There are

:15:37. > :15:41.pluses and minuses, I love the life, I love doing stand-up, meeting

:15:42. > :15:46.people, the things they shout out our crazy, that's good, and then you

:15:47. > :15:49.meet all these celebs, chatting to interesting people on the side, I

:15:50. > :15:58.have the best of both worlds, I am unlucky. Busy time for you, though.

:15:59. > :16:07.Listen to the sound of this. Was that recorded when I was having a

:16:08. > :16:14.kip? That plate again. That is my IBS! It's a nice that Mike will

:16:15. > :16:20.never want to hear again when you watch this, you will understand why.

:16:21. > :16:24.It's autumn and the UK's largest land mammal is preparing to fight

:16:25. > :16:29.for the right to sire the next generation. The battle is fierce and

:16:30. > :16:31.it is known as the right, and today we're going to try and film it in an

:16:32. > :16:46.entirely new way. Stags compete for females by locking

:16:47. > :16:51.antlers. Only stags which prove their dominance will have a times to

:16:52. > :17:00.reproduce. And we will be hoping to achieve this with a decoy dear for

:17:01. > :17:08.the One Show. Hugh is a member of the British Dear Society. Them to

:17:09. > :17:12.become concerned about the 1st day, it's the movement of the other

:17:13. > :17:26.static coming in, so the fact that your chap is going to be inserted,

:17:27. > :17:31.how will he react? Interesting. We are ridding our dummy stag, now we

:17:32. > :17:35.just need to pick a fight with the biggest stag we can find. Charlton

:17:36. > :17:41.Park farm in Hampshire was once owned by Jane Austen's brother, and

:17:42. > :17:48.it's home to a magnificent stag, appropriately named Mr Darcy. He is

:17:49. > :17:52.well over 6 foot tall, he is probably about 9 years old, and he's

:17:53. > :18:06.running with 37 Hines out there. It's time for Mr Darcy to make a new

:18:07. > :18:09.acquaintance. I'm hopeful if we stick our dummy to the ground nearby

:18:10. > :18:19.and withdraw to a safe distance, we should soon get a result. After

:18:20. > :18:25.several hours, if you grant is at our decoy but nothing else to show

:18:26. > :18:30.for our patients. -- a few glances. Time to employ a few tricks. Stags

:18:31. > :18:39.wallow in their own your room, known as self anointing. I will try and

:18:40. > :18:49.see if we can get some interest from the stag with this call. Stag Mr

:18:50. > :18:59.Darcy is simply sniffing the air to see if any females are ready to

:19:00. > :19:06.mate. Deer are most active at dawn and dusk. But still, no luck. So the

:19:07. > :19:12.change of plan. We will try a different time of day, just after

:19:13. > :19:17.dawn. Fallow Deer are closer to our decoy in size and with an extra

:19:18. > :19:21.gadget. That's the last of our mini camera is set. On top, we also have

:19:22. > :19:30.a speaker that will allow out the call of a loaded. Hopefully we will

:19:31. > :19:34.let the battle commence. The fact that the court is making noises

:19:35. > :19:44.helping our cause. -- the decoy is making noise is helping our cause. A

:19:45. > :19:45.big boy with the big antlers has just turned up and is checking out

:19:46. > :20:09.the position. -- opposition. It looks like we're going to be

:20:10. > :20:15.invisible the long haul. Dave 3, trying to make our deer look more

:20:16. > :20:24.convincing. But not convincing enough. They four, 24-hour

:20:25. > :20:31.monitoring, day 5, as the front location, Day 6, this is the closest

:20:32. > :20:35.we got. So near and yet so far. It was a great idea but after 6 days of

:20:36. > :20:39.trying, we're going to have to go back to the drawing board. In the

:20:40. > :20:43.meantime, does anyone want to buy a stag? 1 careful owner, slightly

:20:44. > :20:54.smelly. Mike is here with his decoy stag! If

:20:55. > :21:01.anybody feels the urge to touch it, you need these rubber gloves. Why

:21:02. > :21:08.me? Why? He has been washed in your writing. -- you're in. To be fair,

:21:09. > :21:17.it wasn't looking great from the start. They took 1 look at it and

:21:18. > :21:23.when the other way. It was a heroic failure. Talking of taking 1 look at

:21:24. > :21:29.it, we have the camera is working. Can you imagine what it would have

:21:30. > :21:32.looked like. A big red Deer, coming in like that, we would have got

:21:33. > :21:39.fabulous comedian unique footage of a rut. The 1st rule about deer fight

:21:40. > :21:47.club is you never mention deer fight club. We are going to give you a

:21:48. > :21:55.times to redeem yourself, we have of view clips of you doing your all.

:21:56. > :22:00.Heroic moments from the past. This is you targeting garden birds. Talk

:22:01. > :22:05.Alan through your technique. I am massively into garden birds, tried

:22:06. > :22:11.to imitate being a garden bird table. We would turn up in people's

:22:12. > :22:23.gardens and I had to sit there for 2 hours, not moving. Has a little

:22:24. > :22:32.luck, jumps on my head, on my knee. And straight onto my knee. Whatever

:22:33. > :22:39.next! You will see what's next in a minute! Guess what Michael Strine to

:22:40. > :22:51.attract when he made this noise. -- was trying to attract. Me? Be my

:22:52. > :22:57.bird table! In that case! I was trying to emulate a wood mouse or

:22:58. > :23:04.field goal, this barn owl was fading in the field. I made the squeak and

:23:05. > :23:09.the barn owl from 50 yards away turned around and glued 2 feet over

:23:10. > :23:19.my nose, took 1 look at me and disappeared. I got that close.

:23:20. > :23:25.Really? He is genuinely excited! My favourite has to be when you make

:23:26. > :23:30.this sound. Because you did actually fall asleep during 1 of these. I

:23:31. > :23:37.will say in mitigation, this is trying to get close to a Kingfisher,

:23:38. > :23:42.I was lying down in a reed bed, starting at 3:30 a.m. , for 5

:23:43. > :23:50.hours, we saw nothing, I was very tired, slightly fell asleep just as

:23:51. > :23:57.the bird happened to turn up. That is what we call in TV wildlife

:23:58. > :24:06.parlance a 2 shot. Why don't you just go to a petting zoo? He is

:24:07. > :24:12.committed! Thank you, Mike. And now to a feat of engineering even more

:24:13. > :24:19.impressive than Mike's model stag. Isambard Kingdom Brunel's box Tunnel

:24:20. > :24:22.was built in 1841. The problem is, the new trains big to get through

:24:23. > :24:30.the tunnel but somehow, they have to get through, here is Marty. The

:24:31. > :24:35.great Western Railway is 1 of our oldest train lines. Built in 1841 by

:24:36. > :24:41.somebody Kingdom Brunel, it transforms travel, slashing the

:24:42. > :24:47.journey time between London and Bath from 16 hours by horse drawn

:24:48. > :24:51.carriage to 3 hours I steam train. Millions of passengers travel on

:24:52. > :24:59.these lines every year. Even engineering masterpieces like this

:25:00. > :25:05.need upgrading every now and then. So 7 1/2 billion pounds is being

:25:06. > :25:09.spent on electrifying the railways. Electric trains like this 1 get the

:25:10. > :25:15.power they need for their motors from over head electrical lines and

:25:16. > :25:21.they make a continuous connection with those lines through these

:25:22. > :25:24.springy bits on the top of the carriage here. Installing the

:25:25. > :25:29.overhead lines on open track is fairly simple but there is an

:25:30. > :25:33.obstacle, the 2-mile long box Tunnel near Bath, which when it was built

:25:34. > :25:41.was the August Railway tunnel in the world. From the outside, this tunnel

:25:42. > :25:48.looks enormous. But once you get inside, you can see it's not as tall

:25:49. > :25:55.as it looks. And there isn't enough room to fit those overhead electric

:25:56. > :26:00.lines. It's also now a listed building and that gives today's

:26:01. > :26:02.engineers are real predicament. They are not allowed to raise the roof

:26:03. > :26:07.and it would be too expensive to build a whole new line, so they are

:26:08. > :26:13.on the left with 1 option. They decided to lower the track instead.

:26:14. > :26:20.That has involved ripping up the old lines and digging out 70,000 tonnes

:26:21. > :26:23.of stone. But tampering with an engineering masterpiece like this is

:26:24. > :26:32.a delicate business. The director of the project is handy. We have

:26:33. > :26:36.lowered the track by half a metre. You are taking out all the stuff

:26:37. > :26:41.that has been pushing up against the walls, isn't there any risk of

:26:42. > :26:45.damage to the tunnel? We had never taken this amount of ballast out

:26:46. > :26:49.before, the tunnel has been here for 170 years, we couldn't quite sure

:26:50. > :26:53.what would happen when we exposed the sides of the tunnel itself, what

:26:54. > :26:58.we have had to do is make sure we have tunnel monitoring along the

:26:59. > :27:01.walls at intervals, have an engineer monitoring the movement and the

:27:02. > :27:06.worst thing would be if it goes over 5 millimetres of movement, we stop

:27:07. > :27:11.the work. It's this attention to detail which is kept Brunel's

:27:12. > :27:17.magnificent tunnel undamaged. The 6-week closure means we get a rare

:27:18. > :27:24.chance to go inside with a Brunel's great, great, great grandson. Why is

:27:25. > :27:28.it you think your ancestors decided to build this astonishing tunnel

:27:29. > :27:32.here rather than doing the obvious thing, to go over the

:27:33. > :27:35.here rather than doing the obvious building a railway line to go up and

:27:36. > :27:40.up and then down, the energy building a railway line to go up and

:27:41. > :27:46.train will need to expend getting up is far too great so the flattest

:27:47. > :27:51.train will need to expend getting up calling it Brunel's billiard table.

:27:52. > :27:58.Engineer John Buxton has been a keeper of the tunnel for 2 decades.

:27:59. > :27:58.Engineer John Buxton has been a horsepower and dynamite, a lot of

:27:59. > :28:02.dynamite would Material was excavated and would

:28:03. > :28:10.have been put into tubs Material was excavated and would

:28:11. > :28:12.pulled the tubs and material up. The men get up and down the these

:28:13. > :28:16.shafts? And men get up and down the these

:28:17. > :28:20.and down in men get up and down the these

:28:21. > :28:25.the material to the surface. Sounds hazardous.

:28:26. > :28:29.the material to the surface. Sounds estimated 100 men were

:28:30. > :28:34.the material to the surface. Sounds building this tunnel. It was a

:28:35. > :28:36.remarkable feat of engineering. Like many people, I have been through

:28:37. > :28:43.this tunnel numerous times, but always at Woolwich and 25 miles an

:28:44. > :28:50.hour. I have whipped through the whole thing in 2 minutes. To be able

:28:51. > :28:55.to be inside and enjoy this engineering is a rare treat.

:28:56. > :29:09.I just love his films. The tunnel reopens in December. That's all we

:29:10. > :29:15.have time for. Big thanks to Alan. And's DVD is out now. You can see

:29:16. > :29:18.him also on Channel 4. We are back tomorrow with Rob Brydon. And we

:29:19. > :29:21.have Jeremy Vine.