:00:17. > :00:23.Hello and welcome to the One Show with Alex Jones And Matt Baker.
:00:24. > :00:27.Tonight we're joined by a man of many talents He's an award-winning
:00:28. > :00:33.comedian. He's a bestselling kids author. He's a lady. He's also our
:00:34. > :00:39.favourite judge on Britain?s Got Talent. So let's hit the golden
:00:40. > :00:49.button, buzzer, and straight through to the One Show sofa. Here we go.
:00:50. > :00:57.Ah, YES! Mr David Walliams in all of his glittering glory. Hello. Clearly
:00:58. > :01:02.seen the show, the golden button. That's what it's called. How are you
:01:03. > :01:06.both? I was talking about you the other day on the show. You got my
:01:07. > :01:10.name wrong. Yeah. Anyway, let's not go there. You know this is going out
:01:11. > :01:14.live, you know that? We have lots of other guest that is we need to
:01:15. > :01:20.welcome tonight. OK. Make yourself comfortable. Here we go. Picking
:01:21. > :01:25.golden confetti and glitter out of their beards, the had been Hillary
:01:26. > :01:31.Clinton. # Born to be wild...
:01:32. > :01:35.# The bikers are half the men they used to be. The Hairy Dieters will
:01:36. > :01:39.share the secrets of their slimming success later on. It's going well.
:01:40. > :01:46.Tonight, our audience are Northern Ireland football fans. The Green and
:01:47. > :01:56.White Army are here. APPLAUSE.
:01:57. > :02:01.That was your Kew. They've released an unofficial song for the Euros in
:02:02. > :02:06.Paris. They will be giving us us a rousing rendition later in the show.
:02:07. > :02:10.That's the first time they have qualified in 30 years. Gyles
:02:11. > :02:14.Brandreth will be bidding farewell to his personal collection of teddy
:02:15. > :02:18.bears. He will tell us why those famous furry friends hold so many
:02:19. > :02:23.fond memories, not just for him, but for all of us. You heard our
:02:24. > :02:28.collection of items. Would you buzz off Brandreth and the bears? Never.
:02:29. > :02:34.Good answer. What about the Green and White Army? There's a lot of
:02:35. > :02:38.them. Yes. It would be less hot in here. I have to buzz off somebody.
:02:39. > :02:42.You don't have to. OK. I would keep everybody. I think.
:02:43. > :02:44.Last week leading lady, Sheridan Smith, had to step down
:02:45. > :02:47.from starring in the West End musical, Funny Girl.
:02:48. > :02:49.In doing so, the spotlight shined brightly on the understudy.
:02:50. > :02:52.So we asked Alistair McGowan to draw back the curtain on the unsung
:02:53. > :03:10.All the world's a stage and one man in his time plays many parts. The
:03:11. > :03:15.theatre. Oh, to tread the boards like Dench and Mirren. Behind every
:03:16. > :03:23.great actor, sorry... Sorry, I really don't feel very well. Oh! But
:03:24. > :03:31.behind every great actor is an understudy waiting in the wings.
:03:32. > :03:35.With tickets costing upwards of ?70 theatre goers want to see a familiar
:03:36. > :03:40.celebrity face more than they want to see a show. What if something
:03:41. > :03:47.happens to your star name? Currently, Natasha Barnes is winning
:03:48. > :03:53.reviews in Funny Girl as she covers for Sheridan Smith. Rio Jones found
:03:54. > :04:01.herself centre stage standing in for Hollywood royalty. When I got the
:04:02. > :04:09.call, asking me to be standby to Glenn Close. Sunset Bull record. It
:04:10. > :04:13.was an A-list Hollywood star. Of course, maybe deep down I thought I
:04:14. > :04:18.would get on. There was a big possibility with five weeks I
:04:19. > :04:25.wouldn't. Fate took over and you got that call, how did you feel in that
:04:26. > :04:29.moment? I felt sick. I had a 40 minute rehearse Al with a leading
:04:30. > :04:33.man. Never sang it with the orchestra or performed in costume.
:04:34. > :04:38.It was thrown on. How did the audience respond to you? You are not
:04:39. > :04:45.Glenn Close. I heard some of the boos. Someone shouted, "can I have
:04:46. > :04:52.my money back?" I thought, OK. Go out there be be true to the role,
:04:53. > :04:56.Norma. They went crazy. They were wonderful. It was a stunning,
:04:57. > :05:02.stunning experience for me. I'll never forget it. But you want more
:05:03. > :05:07.now. Rio, thanks so much. Lovely to meet you. Thank you, you too, Joe.
:05:08. > :05:11.Sorry, abouts that. Feeling so much better now. Are you ready to make a
:05:12. > :05:21.start? I'm sorry, Joe just stood in for you. Who's Joe? I absolutely
:05:22. > :05:26.adore the theatre. For my birthday this year I saw Smith in Funny
:05:27. > :05:30.Girth, would I have gone if it was her understudy, I would have done, I
:05:31. > :05:35.would have been disappointed because I wanted to see her. What do other
:05:36. > :05:38.theatre goers make of stars and their understudies? If I was looking
:05:39. > :05:45.forward to seeing the star I would be unhappy. Disapointing. It's the
:05:46. > :05:48.law of the I would be game. Angry. I with would watch the show. It's not
:05:49. > :05:55.like I would leave or not show up. Gutted. Make the time to come here,
:05:56. > :06:02.but we would see the play. To get the industry's take I have come to
:06:03. > :06:07.meet the Editor of the Stage. When you buy tickets for a big production
:06:08. > :06:11.and see an understudy instead, should they get a refund? From a
:06:12. > :06:15.legal perspective they shouldn't get a refund. They are i booing tickets
:06:16. > :06:21.for the show, not to see a specific performer. If you were see be An
:06:22. > :06:24.Evening with Glenn Close, for example, you might have grounds for
:06:25. > :06:31.asking for a refound if they replace her with an understudy. Can it be a
:06:32. > :06:35.positive experience? It's worth remembering Anthony hop kins was an
:06:36. > :06:40.understudy for Olivier. He wouldn't have been half as well known. Lots
:06:41. > :06:46.of people in the audience would have been disappointed when Olivier was
:06:47. > :06:52.taken ill. If the star name is off sick, keep an open mind, with
:06:53. > :06:57.understudyies you will get a great show. That's a wrap. I'm fine
:06:58. > :07:02.Equally as good now. As each other. I love looking through the
:07:03. > :07:04.programme, working out who is each other's understudies and what it
:07:05. > :07:11.would be like if they were on. Do you not do that? Does it the it not
:07:12. > :07:17.say, so-and-so is the understudy. Chat amongst yourselves. Did you? I
:07:18. > :07:22.did a show with Sheridan, Midsummer Night's Dream. It's norm Al to have
:07:23. > :07:30.understudies in case... What was your relationship like with
:07:31. > :07:35.ourunderstudy? Good. He was in the play as was Sheridan's understudy.
:07:36. > :07:39.They were part of the show anyway. If one of us was off for any reason
:07:40. > :07:45.they would step in. Were you off? I wasn't, no. No. You didn't want to
:07:46. > :07:50.be, did you? No, I didn't. The show must go on. We were talking about
:07:51. > :07:56.that. Yeah. I feel compassion for Sheridan. It she's like a sister for
:07:57. > :07:59.me. She is going through a serious issues awe with her family inch
:08:00. > :08:07.other job you would be allowed time off, wouldn't you? She is definitely
:08:08. > :08:11.should be allowed this time off. We are talking about it. Audiences will
:08:12. > :08:17.be thrilled when she comes back. Definitely. I have seen the show
:08:18. > :08:22.already, I have tickets to go again. We will talk about your new book,
:08:23. > :08:23.The World's Worst Children. Quite unexpected, we might add. We will
:08:24. > :08:28.talk about that in a moment. We wanted to find out exactly
:08:29. > :08:31.what children find funny and how So we sent Tommy Sandhu
:08:32. > :08:35.to an afterschool comedy class for kids, armed with nothing
:08:36. > :08:43.but some some jokes... All right, yes. Kids, they do the
:08:44. > :08:53.funniest things. I should know, I've got a three-year-old plus I'm a kid
:08:54. > :08:58.myself. Check it out! From slapstick to sarcasm we find different things
:08:59. > :09:01.funny. As we get older our sense of humour changes. What tickles
:09:02. > :09:12.children in those early years? Um... Bananas. Anything silly. People
:09:13. > :09:29.falling over. Rude words. Probably to see my mum's... Wee, fat. Poo, it
:09:30. > :09:39.stinks. I find it hill lair yous. -- hilarious. I don't know it's just
:09:40. > :09:44.me. I've come to a school in Lymington with a neuroscience tis.
:09:45. > :09:47.Humour is it a learnt thing. You learn it socially. Is it important
:09:48. > :09:52.for them to be in touch with their humorous side? Yeah. It's incredibly
:09:53. > :09:56.important. We are the only species that laughs, which is quite
:09:57. > :10:00.interesting. When we laugh, it seems to be because momentarily the world
:10:01. > :10:04.is turned upside down. I smell like a banana! There is a sense of
:10:05. > :10:11.ex-sill ration in that. Sharing that with somebody is a joyious moment.
:10:12. > :10:15.Are there like almost humour milestones where our humour changes?
:10:16. > :10:19.From one to three-year-olds children are able to produce visual gags.
:10:20. > :10:24.When the language skills are still developing they can do things that
:10:25. > :10:31.will make other people laugh. The worst baby-sitter. That's an
:10:32. > :10:37.example, a visual gag. Everybody understands it. The older children,
:10:38. > :10:44.they can actually indulge in more verbal humour. What do you call two
:10:45. > :10:54.pairs of robbers. A pair of knickers. They develop a sense of
:10:55. > :10:58.irony and detect sarcasm as well. It's one of the best understood
:10:59. > :11:02.taboos. You catch on to it early in life. If you can mention it and make
:11:03. > :11:07.people laugh instead of getting into trouble, then your' away. Is there
:11:08. > :11:12.an age when it's not funny any more? Not for boys. From around seven
:11:13. > :11:15.years old upwards they have the language skills to be able to tell a
:11:16. > :11:19.joke from the beginning to the end and remember the punch line, which
:11:20. > :11:24.is very important as well. Guys, can I tell a joke? Yeah. What did the
:11:25. > :11:33.cheese say when he looked in the mirror. Halloumi! Cheers, everyone.
:11:34. > :11:40.I will be back next week. Tough crowd. Maybe I can do better with
:11:41. > :11:46.this. We have the new David Walliams book here it's called The World's
:11:47. > :11:52.Worst Children. Can I have it. Shout out your favourite characters?
:11:53. > :11:58.Petula Perpetual. Seven-year-olds like bogeys. They are getting
:11:59. > :12:05.excited about the characters. They are jumping off points for the
:12:06. > :12:08.children's imagination. I can see they will enjoy having that idea
:12:09. > :12:13.challenged we should be working hard. You should never work so hard
:12:14. > :12:19.you lose your sense of humour. Got to have a laugh. Got to have a
:12:20. > :12:24.laugh. LAUGHING. You have to have a laugh.
:12:25. > :12:26.Thanks Tommy and a big thank you to the children
:12:27. > :12:34.Hillary Clinton Hillary Clinton before you were hairy what did you
:12:35. > :12:42.find funny? Two snow men standing on a hill one say - smell carrots!
:12:43. > :12:47.Still love it. For you it was naughty comedy like the Young Ones?
:12:48. > :12:55.You want to watch the comedy that is foreBiden. The stuff on at 9.00pm
:12:56. > :13:02.your mum and dad send you to bed. The shone I loved as a kid was the
:13:03. > :13:06.Goodies. Guess what clip we've got. The Young Ones! ... The City of
:13:07. > :13:23.London! One of the most inventive shows of
:13:24. > :13:30.all-time. As an adult I queued up and got their autographs. It's a
:13:31. > :13:37.really, really brilliant show. Like monthy python for kids. For me it
:13:38. > :13:42.was Les Dawson. I met him and got his autograph. Were you doing an
:13:43. > :13:46.impression there as well. Yeah. That is as far as it goes. Not the most
:13:47. > :13:58.accurate one we have seen. Uncanny that! Russ Abbott. Impressions. Keep
:13:59. > :14:03.them under wraps. Let us talk about your latest book. Lots of people
:14:04. > :14:07.await your book releases. No-one expected this one It's called The
:14:08. > :14:11.World's Worst Children, a collection of short stories about children with
:14:12. > :14:14.really bad traits. Like morality tales. It's halfway between a novel
:14:15. > :14:19.and a picture book. Full of illustrations. It came about because
:14:20. > :14:23.I spent a lot of time going into schools and talking to kids about
:14:24. > :14:27.books and reading. I often ask the kids - who likes reading? Most of
:14:28. > :14:31.them put their hands up. I say, who doesn't like reading? There are a
:14:32. > :14:37.few boys at the back - books are boring. I go, why is that? I want to
:14:38. > :14:42.see more killings in books. I thought, I want to write a book for
:14:43. > :14:46.them. I want to write a book for the reluctant reader. I tried to write a
:14:47. > :14:55.book as funny, visual and surreal as possible. It's not too demanding on
:14:56. > :14:59.the young reader, it's store stories rather than a big narrative. It's
:15:00. > :15:05.important it get kids reading. If they don't read as kids they don't
:15:06. > :15:11.read as adults generally. Mr Stink is my son's favourite book. That is
:15:12. > :15:14.nice. I said what is it about David's books? He said, daddy, it's
:15:15. > :15:18.the characters. The world you create. That's nice. For them. That
:15:19. > :15:22.is why you will nail it with this book. I hope so. The starting point
:15:23. > :15:27.with the first book, nine years ago now - could I capture the Little
:15:28. > :15:31.Britain style of comedy with the characters and some of the dialogue
:15:32. > :15:36.in a book form for kids? Loads of kids like that show, it wasn't aimed
:15:37. > :15:41.at kids. This is really like a series of sketches about badly
:15:42. > :15:47.behaved children. A girl called Windy Mindy. We saw a picture of her
:15:48. > :15:53.earlier. Any of you in her Quite a lot. They are based on parts of me
:15:54. > :15:56.or my sister. Another character called Bertha Blubberer. She cries a
:15:57. > :16:00.lot to get her little brother in trouble. It's what my sister, Julie,
:16:01. > :16:05.who I know is watching tonight with my nephews, Eddie and Frankie, what
:16:06. > :16:11.she used to do. She used to roll around on her bed going - David get
:16:12. > :16:13.off me. I was in my room doing my homework. I would get in trouble. I
:16:14. > :16:24.took my revenge and put her in this You have encouraged many young
:16:25. > :16:30.children to read, but if anyone wanted to start writing, how do you
:16:31. > :16:38.start? Well often a good idea is two ideas coming together. One is called
:16:39. > :16:45.Gangster granny. Putting the two things together helps. And I think I
:16:46. > :16:50.tell kids, keep your ears and eyes open and you never know hen you
:16:51. > :16:57.might get a got idea. Sometimes it comes from Britain's Got Talent
:16:58. > :17:04.contestants. Ehad one guy, we said what is your skill. He said, I'm
:17:05. > :17:11.going to eat cockroaches. It gave me a thought, maybe he could turn rapts
:17:12. > :17:17.into burgers. -- rats. If ever I'm trying to create a villain, I think
:17:18. > :17:23.what would Simon Cowell do. Will that be made into a film? A TV film
:17:24. > :17:31.and a couple of books have been optioned as films. Would you write a
:17:32. > :17:43.book about Simon cow ever. I had an idea that he was this evil svengali
:17:44. > :17:48.and he had a boy band that he was replacing with robots, the idea was
:17:49. > :18:01.his heart was made of metal and he had no feelings. But it was too
:18:02. > :18:06.close to the truth. I was going to to have Sinita as a henchman. Being
:18:07. > :18:11.a father, that must spark off content. Yes you get to know what
:18:12. > :18:16.kids laugh. I have nephews who are nine and four and you can can try
:18:17. > :18:24.out ideas on them and it is a pleasure to write books with them in
:18:25. > :18:30.mind and kids are very honest. If they find something boring they will
:18:31. > :18:37.let you know. Don't you get obsessed with the only kid in the room that
:18:38. > :18:42.doesn't look interested. There is 300 there enjoying and one is there
:18:43. > :18:47.like this all the way through. He would rather be in a maths lesson.
:18:48. > :18:53.But that is the thing. It is important to reach all kids. That is
:18:54. > :18:58.the purpose of this book. Yes and loads of parents say, I couldn't get
:18:59. > :19:05.my son to read a book, until I gave him one of yours. Which is obviously
:19:06. > :19:12.a brilliant thing to be told. But it is generally boys who are reluctant
:19:13. > :19:16.readers. From tomorrow you can read The World's Worst Children.
:19:17. > :19:19.It can be hard not to laugh when you see a friend fall flat
:19:20. > :19:22.on their back in the mud - even if they might not see
:19:23. > :19:26.For the two friends in this next film, the outcome was far
:19:27. > :19:29.worse than a bruised ego, when a small slip landed one of them
:19:30. > :19:37.High impact sports can occasionally leave people with life-threatening
:19:38. > :19:42.injuries, but you don't expect a walk too carry a similar risk. That
:19:43. > :19:48.was far from the mind of Jade when she planned to meet up with her
:19:49. > :19:52.friend Becky. Becky suggested walking around this beauty spot
:19:53. > :20:02.above Guilford. This is where we came for our walk. The weather
:20:03. > :20:09.wasn't brilliant. It was damp and we sat on a bench half way down. When
:20:10. > :20:12.we got to the bench, Jade slipped and fell over down here. It was the
:20:13. > :20:17.kind of minor accident that could happen to anyone. But Jade ended up
:20:18. > :20:24.in hospital with an injury more serious than she would have possibly
:20:25. > :20:29.imagined. I did hear my back crunch. But initially I thought I had just
:20:30. > :20:35.winded myself and I was laid on the floor and trying to catch my breath.
:20:36. > :20:40.I thought I didn't think she had hurt herself, I laughed and said,
:20:41. > :20:45.get up. The longer she laid there she was cold and shaking, I realised
:20:46. > :20:51.she had hurt herself. I did offer to ring an ambulance. I felt silly and
:20:52. > :20:57.I didn't want to call an ambulance. So I said, I'm going to get myself
:20:58. > :21:04.up. I had to get her arm and put it over me and we crept up to the car.
:21:05. > :21:10.If someone had seen us, they would have thought it looked hilarious. We
:21:11. > :21:16.were covered in mud. I tried casually to get in the car as if
:21:17. > :21:21.nothing had happened. But the embarrassment faded as the pain
:21:22. > :21:25.increased a and the next day Jade drove herself to hospital. An X-ray
:21:26. > :21:37.revealed she had broken a bone in her back. I was heart-broken. Yeah.
:21:38. > :21:44.... Sorry... Yes, it was a shock and I never expected them to say that.
:21:45. > :21:48.Not just from falling over. I was so shocked, so shocked. Especially as
:21:49. > :21:52.the way she fell, she fell on her side, sort of her front. So I
:21:53. > :21:58.didn't... Expect her to break her back. Jade has been sent here to the
:21:59. > :22:05.neurology department at St George's Hospital. They specialise in brain
:22:06. > :22:12.and spinal chord swriries. Injuries. At the moment she is at risk of
:22:13. > :22:16.being paralysed. I was told that by moving around, with the break so
:22:17. > :22:21.close to my spine that would paralyse me from the waist down.
:22:22. > :22:26.Treatment is usually either a spine brace and bed rest or opening the
:22:27. > :22:34.spine to insert screws and rods. Both mean months of recovery. But St
:22:35. > :22:41.George's are using a new technique. She has an unusual injury. So the
:22:42. > :22:48.main part of bone has burst itself. You started to treat injuries
:22:49. > :22:54.exactly stump as that with -- such as this with minimal invasive
:22:55. > :23:01.procedures. Each screw goes into the spine through the skin. Think. Puts
:23:02. > :23:08.all the metal work in without damaging the muscle. A rod connects
:23:09. > :23:14.them across the top. Because the muscles are left intact, Jade could
:23:15. > :23:23.be up and walking by the next day. It has not been nice. I wants to be
:23:24. > :23:29.able to just get up and move in. But spinal surgery is not without risks.
:23:30. > :23:33.They will be work next to her spinal chord without being able to see her
:23:34. > :23:37.spine. We are a couple of millimetres from putting a screw in
:23:38. > :23:42.the wrong place and damaging the spine chord. But the chance of that
:23:43. > :23:52.with these extra x-rays is not zero, but chance is small. We will see how
:23:53. > :23:59.Jade gets on later. Giles is here with her collection of Teddy bears.
:24:00. > :24:05.You have a brilliant collection, including the original Pudsey Bear.
:24:06. > :24:12.How did you start collecting? I started a long time when I was a
:24:13. > :24:17.boy, more than 60 years ago with this character called Growler. Over
:24:18. > :24:25.the years, I have acquired a wife, three children, even grands children
:24:26. > :24:35.and more than 1,000 bears. Is that one a Steiff? Yes, they began making
:24:36. > :24:39.bears in about 1902, the same year the American president Teddy
:24:40. > :24:44.Roosevelt gave his name to the bear. The oldest bears are the Steiff
:24:45. > :24:55.bears and one from 1903, the most valuable bear in the world sold for
:24:56. > :25:02.?110,000. You have invited four others along. Yes, see who you think
:25:03. > :25:09.this might be. A bear. It is a bear, whose best friend was Christopher
:25:10. > :25:15.Robin. Winnie the Pooh. You expect him to look like that. The real
:25:16. > :25:21.Christopher Robin, with who was a friend of mine, he didn't like the
:25:22. > :25:26.smile on Winnie the Pooh's face and when he on show he has to have his
:25:27. > :25:30.back to you. Because it didn't match the bear he had. Yes and he didn't
:25:31. > :25:36.like being Christopher Robin and the fame. That is his Winnie the Pooh.
:25:37. > :25:43.Yes. And this is our Winnie the Pooh, that everybody recognises,
:25:44. > :25:47.illustrated by Earnest Shepherd. Here we have bears with a royal
:25:48. > :25:51.connection. A beautiful princess and she died and these are bears
:25:52. > :25:58.associated with her. Who do you think it is? Princess Diana. Yes,
:25:59. > :26:02.when she died a lot of Teddy bears were left with the flowers and the
:26:03. > :26:06.Royal Family didn't want the bears to be thrown away. So most of the
:26:07. > :26:10.bears were take on the eastern Europe by a charity to be give on
:26:11. > :26:17.the children's hospitals in eastern Europe. Some were kept in Britain
:26:18. > :26:22.and this is one of them. We have the Diana bears as part of my
:26:23. > :26:30.collection. The big one at the back? The one every child would want? He's
:26:31. > :26:37.superstar. He is Kermit's best friend, it is Fozzie Bear. The
:26:38. > :26:45.original Fozzie Bear, given to me by Jim Henson himself. Made in 1964.
:26:46. > :26:49.Hue did you get that? I met him in a television studio in the 80s, I told
:26:50. > :26:56.him about my collection. He said would you like to have Foss y. Three
:26:57. > :27:05.week later, this bear arrived. Just a gift? Yes a priceless bear who
:27:06. > :27:14.will never be given away. Fozzie has all his mechanics? Yes here a bear
:27:15. > :27:20.who loves marmalade sands witches. Don't tell me that is the original.
:27:21. > :27:31.Do you remember Paddington on the television. This is he given to me
:27:32. > :27:37.by Michael Bonds. Like the Queen celebrating his 90th birthday. Each
:27:38. > :27:44.finger, every image was taken, click and then fingers move and that is
:27:45. > :27:53.how they made the programmes, Michael horden did the voice. And
:27:54. > :27:58.here is an original sands witch. So you are giving away your bears. Sad
:27:59. > :28:04.but happy. Thanks to The One Show I was sent up to North Yorkshire to
:28:05. > :28:09.Newby Hall, where if during the seconds worlds war the Royal Family
:28:10. > :28:13.had to leave London, they were going to go to Yorkshire. I arrived at
:28:14. > :28:19.this stately home and thought if it is goods for the royals, it is good
:28:20. > :28:25.enough for my bears and I persuaded the family, we have created a
:28:26. > :28:30.charitable trust and will have all the bears on show forever. Living in
:28:31. > :28:35.a home fit for the royals. I can't wait to go. But there is so many
:28:36. > :28:42.stories here. You have such a connection. That will be difficult.
:28:43. > :28:48.The truth is it is a bit heartbreaking, but the lovely thing
:28:49. > :28:53.is I won't live forever. But these characters are immortal and I want
:28:54. > :28:59.them to be enjoyed by generations to come and a thousand years from now
:29:00. > :29:06.people can see these bears. I will drink to that. It is stuck down! We
:29:07. > :29:12.have a lovely picnic here. David, important question - when you buy
:29:13. > :29:18.sliced bread, and you get the ends, the crusts. This is the real reason
:29:19. > :29:26.I'm here today? You eat them or put them to the side? I give them to the
:29:27. > :29:38.poor. I eat them. I'm not a baby. I quite like the crusts. Angellica has
:29:39. > :29:43.been raising to a man with a plan for this. It is the most wasted food
:29:44. > :29:49.in Britain. Every day in homes across the country, we throw away 24
:29:50. > :29:53.million slices of bread. But there is not just household waste. In
:29:54. > :29:58.recent years many supermarket chains have made efforts to make sure waves
:29:59. > :30:04.food is disposed of in the best way possible. What is known as store
:30:05. > :30:09.waste, the food left at the ends of day is often given to charity. This
:30:10. > :30:15.supply chain waste. That is the bread left over at the factory after
:30:16. > :30:20.Britain's ready made sands witches have been sliced, buttered and
:30:21. > :30:24.packed. And now there is a new solution that could wipe out bread
:30:25. > :30:31.waste. Turn it into beer. This company in Essex is one of Britain's
:30:32. > :30:38.biggest sandwich makers, producing 40,000 every day. The company makes
:30:39. > :30:40.9,000 sands witches using one thousand loaves. But something
:30:41. > :30:55.doesn't add up. To make 9,000 sandwiches should take
:30:56. > :31:03.900 loaves. So where have 100 loaves gone? Technical manager, Noel Glass
:31:04. > :31:12.oversees sandwich production. We use 1,000 loaves a day. There are 2,000
:31:13. > :31:17.crusts that are unusable. We send our bread waste to generate power,
:31:18. > :31:22.it goes back into the grid. We use it for other things. It's used in a
:31:23. > :31:32.positive way. An idea is to turn that surplus bread into beer. It's
:31:33. > :31:37.the brain child of Mr Stewart. I fed the pigs on the waste from my
:31:38. > :31:42.kitchen and the local baker who had sack loads of bread. At the end of
:31:43. > :31:48.the week I would turn it into pork by feeding my pigs. I came across
:31:49. > :31:54.the Belgium brewers making quality craft ale out of old bread. They
:31:55. > :32:02.told me this is the original beer recipe. I thought, for our waste
:32:03. > :32:07.campaigning organisation to start generating revenues by selling beer,
:32:08. > :32:13.using old bread, that's perfect. So we launched Toast Ale we have kicked
:32:14. > :32:19.off a global brewing food waste revolution. At the brewery in
:32:20. > :32:22.Yorkshire, the latest batch of this unusual beer is nearly ready for
:32:23. > :32:28.bottling. It's in the fine Al stage of brewing. A process called
:32:29. > :32:35.conditioning. The bread arrives from Toast. We mix it with malt. It's
:32:36. > :32:40.boiled for an hour and a quarter in our Cooper. It's cooled,
:32:41. > :32:45.transferred. Fermented for about a week. It's fill filtered and
:32:46. > :32:53.bottled. It costs us nothing. It's waste. What else would you use it is
:32:54. > :32:57.for? What does it taste like? What do the people of Stoke Newington in
:32:58. > :33:06.London think? Let's find out. Do you like beer? No, not really. Fruity.
:33:07. > :33:11.It's fruity. I wouldn't have expected that at all. What's it made
:33:12. > :33:17.of? Bread. I love it. It's a UK thing. We will throwaway food, we
:33:18. > :33:24.will make beer from bread. You can't have any more - go away! Can I
:33:25. > :33:32.finish it? Yes, go on then. I don't believe it. It's a good solution to
:33:33. > :33:36.food waste, turn Britain's most weighed food into Britain's most
:33:37. > :33:41.favourite alcoholic drink. The people here definitely raise their
:33:42. > :33:46.glasses to a pint of this stuff. Thank you, Angellica much we are now
:33:47. > :33:49.joined by The Hairy Bikers. APPLAUSE.
:33:50. > :34:00.Are you all right to drink beer Yes. Look trim these days. Have a taste.
:34:01. > :34:08.Cheers, everybody. Cheers. Good health. It's quite sweet. That's
:34:09. > :34:16.lovely, isn't it? It's like a marmalade sandwich. That's quite
:34:17. > :34:25.nice that. Hoppy, toastie. Nice undertones. Good. In your old books
:34:26. > :34:31.you had beer battered cod, steak and ale pie, none of that any more, is
:34:32. > :34:38.there? There is. We couldn't find beer in the recipes. Hairy Dieters?
:34:39. > :34:44.Fast tooed Food. We don't live in a bubble. We have a life that impacts
:34:45. > :34:51.on us. Sometimes if you put weight on, you do. Or to end up more bidly
:34:52. > :34:57.obese which is how we found ourselves four years We were in ago.
:34:58. > :35:00.Front of the nation dressed in our underpants with every lardy bit out
:35:01. > :35:05.we could find. We had to lose weight it was impacting on our health. We
:35:06. > :35:11.have put a bit on. Dave, not so much as me. I put most of the weight back
:35:12. > :35:15.on. I wasn't very well. But now, with the Fast Food book we have
:35:16. > :35:20.practice what had we breach again. We are back on track. When you are
:35:21. > :35:25.on a diet you are raging hungry. Yes. Unless you have the food on the
:35:26. > :35:30.table quickly, when you come home from work, you will start picking.
:35:31. > :35:34.Hunk of cheese was my downfall. With the calorie count thing, you get
:35:35. > :35:38.better value with the meals we managed to design. That was the
:35:39. > :35:42.purpose of the new book. Fast Food, you aim to cook the meals in 30
:35:43. > :35:48.minutes. It's not really a diet book. It's healthy eating. It is.
:35:49. > :35:51.What we do with all the books we have written. Particularly in the
:35:52. > :35:55.diet book range, we come from a place where it has to be great
:35:56. > :36:01.tasting food and you want to eat it. It's our job to make it less
:36:02. > :36:05.calorific. There is a calorie count so you know what you are eating. The
:36:06. > :36:09.portions are decent sizes. You can cook it for the whole family. You
:36:10. > :36:14.are not in isolation, if you like. People don't, you know, people don't
:36:15. > :36:21.know they are eating less calorific food. They are tasty recipes. The
:36:22. > :36:24.curries are good. Have Friday night curry, get your mates around, they
:36:25. > :36:30.won't know half the calories of a regular curry. In this book we use
:36:31. > :36:36.pressure cookers. Half of India makes curry in a pressure cooker. It
:36:37. > :36:43.tastes better, the flavour out of the spices. It takes 14 minutes in a
:36:44. > :36:48.pressure cooker. It's thinking about it more. Are you across what is
:36:49. > :36:54.happening with the recipes on the BBC website, it's in the news today
:36:55. > :37:02.where they are are going. Where are you they going to We're not sure.
:37:03. > :37:07.The BBC Good Food website is there. If if I see something in the market
:37:08. > :37:12.I will type it in and find the recipes. If it's on the telly it has
:37:13. > :37:16.been researched and you can cook it. When we write recipes, we want them
:37:17. > :37:20.people to cook, until they settle we will put them on our website people
:37:21. > :37:28.can get them for nothing. This brilliant series you have on BBC Two
:37:29. > :37:32.called Old School. It pairs up, brilliant idea, retired people with
:37:33. > :37:37.students in their GCSE year to see if they can obtain better grades and
:37:38. > :37:43.help older people in various ways. Did it work as an experiment? Well,
:37:44. > :37:47.the last episode is just - yeah, it was fascinating. The results were
:37:48. > :37:51.fascinating. Last episode is out next week much you will have to wait
:37:52. > :37:56.and find out. The results are tangible. It started out as an idea
:37:57. > :38:00.in Japan, elderly people were put into schools for the benefit of
:38:01. > :38:07.their minds and bodies. This time the idea was could the teenagers
:38:08. > :38:12.benefit? We spoke to some professors, Professor Of Ageing. The
:38:13. > :38:15.two loneliest group in Britain are teenagers and the elderly. If you
:38:16. > :38:18.put them together you should solve a problem. We had the support of an
:38:19. > :38:26.amazing school in Oxford, Oxford Academy. The headmaster, Neil,
:38:27. > :38:33.Katie. Wonderful people. We did it. It was funny, when we had one
:38:34. > :38:36.success other obstacles appeared it. Was an honest programme. That is
:38:37. > :38:40.what we loved about it. Everybody involved in the programme, in front
:38:41. > :38:44.anded behind the camera, had an emotion Al investment in it. We are
:38:45. > :38:48.intervening in a crucial time in children's, not only emotion Al
:38:49. > :38:54.development, also education Al development. It was an amazing
:38:55. > :38:59.programme to be involved with. The fine Al episode of Old School with
:39:00. > :39:04.The Hairy Bikers is on Tuesday 9.00pm on BBC Two and on the
:39:05. > :39:10.iPlayer. The Hairy Dieters Fast Food is out now. Speaking of which. We
:39:11. > :39:17.have a bone to pick. The thing is, right, I'm not a good book, David. I
:39:18. > :39:23.looked in here, the only how to guy is how to chop an We did that onion.
:39:24. > :39:33.For a laugh. Everything starts with a chopped onion. Matchstick
:39:34. > :39:39.courgettes. I'm at a lost now, I only have onion. We have a chopping
:39:40. > :39:47.board, a knife and some veg. We will have a masterclass on how to do this
:39:48. > :39:51.thing. For Alex's benefit. I am sure our viewers will benefit. We will
:39:52. > :39:55.have cooking music. We will get a member of our audience. We think it
:39:56. > :40:01.would be nice if we could get a layman to do this. Who should we get
:40:02. > :40:08.then Put your hands up if you fancy it? Look at that. Come forward,
:40:09. > :40:16.good. Can we get a chopping board and a mic on as well. Thank you very
:40:17. > :40:26.much. What is your name? Nasima. Do you cook a lot? Is Not very much. I
:40:27. > :40:35.need guidance. Perfect student. Summery green coal saw. Matchstick
:40:36. > :40:43.courgette. Fennel bulb. Are you going to use your mandolin? I don't
:40:44. > :40:54.think I will. Go Manuel. Take this end off. Matchstick size there. Cut
:40:55. > :41:01.it into slices like to. You should be on Hairy Bikers. You've got a
:41:02. > :41:07.job, kid. Take a stack of your courgette and delicately cut them
:41:08. > :41:13.into matchsticks. If all your veg is the right size they combine together
:41:14. > :41:31.to excite the palate. That looks all right. We have glanced at Nasima.
:41:32. > :41:38.Well... Oh! WHAT! Nasima is an expert fruit and veg carver. How did
:41:39. > :41:46.you get on with the fennel? Just getting it here. Amazing! Do we have
:41:47. > :42:01.time for the mango. Yep. Let us look. . There we are. Amazing. So
:42:02. > :42:09.David wasn't left out. She made you a special one, David, heart, Simon.
:42:10. > :42:18.Do with that what you want. You can make some coleslaw. There you are.
:42:19. > :42:20.We have filmed a step-by-step video of Nasima carving the courgette and
:42:21. > :42:24.fennel. Taking your whites for a wash
:42:25. > :42:26.at the local launderette is becoming a rare thing,
:42:27. > :42:29.as rising rents force more and more Arthur Smith got all in a lather
:42:30. > :42:42.when his local launderette The launderette, a British
:42:43. > :42:47.institution. This one has been washing our dirty linen in public
:42:48. > :42:53.since the 1950s. I live over the road from this launderette. Over the
:42:54. > :42:58.years, I've put in hundreds and hundreds of bags of dirty old
:42:59. > :43:05.washing and they have come out delightfully clean because of Rita
:43:06. > :43:10.and her mum. Rita has worked here for 15 years. Her job description is
:43:11. > :43:15.somewhere between a manager and a social worker. London can be a
:43:16. > :43:20.really lonely place. There are a lot of people who live alone. Just to
:43:21. > :43:26.come to a launderette where they're recognised, they just feel that
:43:27. > :43:36.there is family somehow. A nice time to sit and do nothing. Gentle hum of
:43:37. > :43:41.the machines lend a kind of warm, almost womb-like quality. It means a
:43:42. > :43:47.lot to a lot of people. It's like a social hub. Not everyone who pops in
:43:48. > :43:53.needs their smalls cleaning. Susie drops in several times a day just
:43:54. > :43:56.for a chat. Hello. This is a community place. These are whats I
:43:57. > :44:09.call my neighbours, my friends. It's just a nice place to be. In their
:44:10. > :44:14.heyday 14,000 beautiful launderettes graced our high streets the expense
:44:15. > :44:19.of owning a shall with aing machine meant a weekly trip was essential.
:44:20. > :44:26.Bruce is from the National Association of Launderettes. He
:44:27. > :44:30.built a career selling dryers? This is now 20 years old. I sold this
:44:31. > :44:36.batch of dryers to this shop. It was simple to use. They are like a
:44:37. > :44:42.Morris Minor. Simple to fix. A great return for the shop operator. But
:44:43. > :44:47.the profits have been wrung out of the launderette business with 97% of
:44:48. > :44:56.homes having washing machines, fewer than 3,000 are clinging to survival.
:44:57. > :45:02.And today is the shops fine Al spin cycle. Today we are dismanteling the
:45:03. > :45:06.shop. Three again rations have owned the shop. It's not been an easy
:45:07. > :45:11.decision. We have been existing for the past couple of years. Everything
:45:12. > :45:15.around us has kind of become more expensive, the rates, the rents.
:45:16. > :45:26.Yet, we've still been operating as an old fashioned launderette. Today
:45:27. > :45:31.really marks the end of an era. Kyle spent his early career installing
:45:32. > :45:36.launderette washing machines. Now he spends his time ripping them out.
:45:37. > :45:41.Another gone. It's upsetting. I counted 200 that have closed since I
:45:42. > :45:45.was young within a about a five or six mile radius of me.
:45:46. > :45:50.I would rather not remember it this way. Who would have thought a little
:45:51. > :45:57.launderette could have made such a difference? I'm so sorry you're
:45:58. > :46:02.going. I've got you a poem. Oh, Rita my heart is cleft in Twain. I won't
:46:03. > :46:06.be coming through these doors again. All of Balham will always regret
:46:07. > :46:12.your welcoming, warm and beautiful launderette. My socks don't match,
:46:13. > :46:21.but they're always clean because of Rita our Balham Queen. Sometimes
:46:22. > :46:25.people there is so much noise around them in the world. They come here
:46:26. > :46:30.for peace and quiet. A great place to meet people. A great shame it's
:46:31. > :46:34.closing down. In a world of stress and rushing around the launderette
:46:35. > :46:39.is a place if you put your stuff in and waiting for it, and get it out,
:46:40. > :46:45.you have time. It's a relaxing place. People go off to retreats, I
:46:46. > :46:47.say the launderette will do it for you. I will be sad to see it go and
:46:48. > :47:01.not be part of it any more. EDWHITE Thanks to Arthur. We are
:47:02. > :47:07.back on. Sorry. That is very sad. Thank you to everybody at the Balham
:47:08. > :47:13.laundry. Somebody who has been in a spin like the connection is your
:47:14. > :47:42.aerial acrobat on Britain's Got Talent. Here he is.
:47:43. > :47:55.Wow. He is from the Canary Islands, how do you feel about having acts on
:47:56. > :47:59.that aren't British? I hit the is great, it makes people try harder.
:48:00. > :48:05.It would be hard to police if you said it was only British people, you
:48:06. > :48:11.might have a double act. It is great, everyone wants to be part of
:48:12. > :48:15.it. Outsite of America it is probably the biggest version of
:48:16. > :48:20.brand. We have noticed you a bit nice tore Mr Cowell these days. What
:48:21. > :48:28.are you after? I'm out of contract at the end... So, no, if he bears a
:48:29. > :48:32.grudge, that is it. He does like to change things around. He does like
:48:33. > :48:37.to sack people. A lot. That is me dressed as him. He said he found me
:48:38. > :48:41.attractive when I was dressed as him. That is weird. I don't know
:48:42. > :48:48.what that means. Is that now hanging in your wardrobe? Yes can I bring it
:48:49. > :48:56.out for Hallowe'en. You have this golden buzz er. Here is the couple
:48:57. > :49:12.you felt had that something... Special. Here we go.
:49:13. > :49:31.# Oh, oh yeah crack Adak... # Thank you. I love you. There we are. We
:49:32. > :49:44.have the acrobats. And yet there we are. And crack a Dak. I want a whole
:49:45. > :49:48.album of Beyonce songs. It is stupid giving the golden buzzer to somebody
:49:49. > :49:53.who will sail through. It is more interesting to use it as a wildcard
:49:54. > :49:57.and bring in people who the other judges don't like. One of the other
:49:58. > :50:05.judges was your mum at within stage. She was. Simon cow ever was nine
:50:06. > :50:10.hours late and my mum happened to be there. They asked if he would like
:50:11. > :50:16.to be judge. She got a brilliant reaction and people want to see her
:50:17. > :50:20.replace Simon. Is he often late? He is normally about five hours later.
:50:21. > :50:28.This time he was later. That is not acceptable. She is brilliant and was
:50:29. > :50:34.thrown in at the last minute. But she wasn't afraid to buzz people and
:50:35. > :50:42.we have had done it before and ant and Dec have stepped in, but my mum
:50:43. > :50:47.has a streak of cruelty. Who are you looking forward to seeing again. Ian
:50:48. > :50:51.and Ann. I like the fun acts. I mean sometimes people who are talented
:50:52. > :50:58.are actually quite boring. There is loads of talented people. A lot of
:50:59. > :51:07.people can sing a Whitney Houston song and sound great. Ian and Ann, a
:51:08. > :51:10.fantastic choice of song I hope they will do all the single ladies. I
:51:11. > :51:12.hope they will get through. Of course them. They will be the
:51:13. > :51:16.winners. There we are. Time now to find out
:51:17. > :51:19.how Jade is getting on. Earlier in the programme we saw Jade
:51:20. > :51:21.preparing to have innovative new surgery to fix her back
:51:22. > :51:40.that she broke simply by slipping The shattered bone is threatening
:51:41. > :51:46.jade's spinal chord. The surgeon will insert screws and rods under
:51:47. > :51:52.her skin, guided only by X-ray. We are setting up an X-ray to find the
:51:53. > :51:56.target point. Finding the exact spot without being able to see is
:51:57. > :52:00.technically challenging. Once they're sure the needle is in the
:52:01. > :52:06.right place a wire is threaded down the middle and the needle can be
:52:07. > :52:11.removed. The wire is now perfectly positioned. Everything goes in over
:52:12. > :52:18.the wire, so we know it will follow a safe path way into the bone and
:52:19. > :52:24.past the nerves. Shoot! Beautiful! X-rays are taken each time to make
:52:25. > :52:30.sure nothing is going wrong. The corridor of bone is about four
:52:31. > :52:34.millimetres wide and one side of it is the spinal chord under neath is
:52:35. > :52:39.it one of nerves that supplies the legs. So we are within millimetres
:52:40. > :52:44.of critical structures. The ability to place the screws with such
:52:45. > :52:48.precision has only been possible in the past few months as smaller
:52:49. > :52:53.screws and wires have been developed. The rod has to be
:52:54. > :53:02.carefully bent to millic the spine o' - mimic the spine. The rod has to
:53:03. > :53:08.be guided through the screws. Lovely. Very nice. Matthew closes
:53:09. > :53:19.the tiny incisions and the operation is over. Shortly after the surgery
:53:20. > :53:23.Jade has another XT scan. Now we have straightened this bone, this
:53:24. > :53:28.fragment it is almost certain have all been pulled back into line and
:53:29. > :53:34.we have fixed all the bones together to bridge the one that is unstable,
:53:35. > :53:38.so it can heal without the worry it will move further or threaten the
:53:39. > :53:43.spinal chord. We should be able to talk to her about taking the metal
:53:44. > :53:47.back out in about a year to prevent any further complication and to
:53:48. > :53:52.allow her spine to move in a normal manner. Jade is already back to her
:53:53. > :53:57.old life. Just three weeks after her injury, we are taking a stroll back
:53:58. > :54:01.to the site of her accident. With traditional treatment she would
:54:02. > :54:07.still be confined to bed. I feels amazing to be up and about and I
:54:08. > :54:12.didn't imagine that so quickly I would be walking around and I mean
:54:13. > :54:18.friends and family have been around to see me have been so shocked that
:54:19. > :54:26.I'm up and making cups of tea. So yeah it is incredible. Becky is glad
:54:27. > :54:31.to see her back to normal too. How weird does it feel to be back? I was
:54:32. > :54:36.nervous about coming back. But it's all right. How does it feel to have
:54:37. > :54:40.her back. Very nice to have you back. Makes you think about
:54:41. > :54:46.everything that can happen in such a split second. We are not going to
:54:47. > :54:51.tempt fate, I think we should leave the view and go and have a cup of
:54:52. > :54:55.tea. Thank you one and all. Before we go, what is in your fridge at the
:54:56. > :55:05.moment and what would you be cooking if you weren't here? I have some
:55:06. > :55:12.scallops that just about on the turn. So a risotto. I have a lot of
:55:13. > :55:19.muscles that just starting to smell. I was going to get them. I have some
:55:20. > :55:29.out of date milk. That is yoghurt I will eat. You have an online club
:55:30. > :55:37.that people can be part of. Davina has her picture and you have yours.
:55:38. > :55:44.Ant and Dec have gone off! It is fitness for the advanced... Look at
:55:45. > :55:49.that. In a moment... The London northern island supporters club will
:55:50. > :55:54.sing us out with their unofficial anthem. They have celebrating
:55:55. > :55:59.qualifying for the first major tournament for 30 years. We would
:56:00. > :56:04.like to represent all the home nations competing. In a couple of
:56:05. > :56:13.weeks the manic street preachers will be here singing Wales' official
:56:14. > :56:19.song. But there is no England song. Yet. So the question is - have you
:56:20. > :56:24.made one? At home. If you have let us know. Here is your chance to
:56:25. > :56:30.perform on The One Show. If you don't - he will. Thank you David.
:56:31. > :56:37.The world's worst children is out tomorrow. The hairy dieters fast
:56:38. > :56:44.food is out tomorrow and old skill is on tomorrow on BBC Two. Now here
:56:45. > :56:55.is the London Northern Ireland supporters club with Making Our Way
:56:56. > :57:02.to Paris. # Who ever guessed h whoever knew this time would come.
:57:03. > :57:04.# We dared to dream, our dream came true, of Paris.
:57:05. > :57:06.# Our tickets booked, our bags are packed.
:57:07. > :57:08.# We looking forward, no turning back.
:57:09. > :57:14.# Don't know what's waiting, but there'll be craic, in Paris.
:57:15. > :57:17.# 30 long years we've been waiting for the chance.
:57:18. > :57:21.# Now we've gone and qualified we're gonna go to France.
:57:22. > :57:28.# Because it's 2016 and we're making our way to Paris.
:57:29. > :57:32.# 30 long years since we went to Mexico.
:57:33. > :57:35.# Don't ask me where the time went cos I just don't wanna know.
:57:36. > :57:40.# Cos it's 2016 and we're making our way to Paris.
:57:41. > :57:52.# Northern Ireland magic will support you ever more.
:57:53. > :57:57.# They'd never seen our like before, in Mexico.
:57:58. > :58:10.# Next Euro we're gonna be in Moscow.
:58:11. > :58:14.# 30 long years we've been waiting for the chance.
:58:15. > :58:17.# Now we've gone and qualified we're gonna go to France.
:58:18. > :58:23.# Because it's 2016 and we're making our way to Paris.
:58:24. > :58:28.# 30 long years since we went to Mexico.
:58:29. > :58:32.# Don't ask me where the time went cos I just don't wanna know.
:58:33. > :58:36.# Cos it's 2016 and we're making our way to Paris.
:58:37. > :59:06.# Cos it's 2016 and we're making our way to Paris.
:59:07. > :59:08.Hello, I'm Tina Daheley, with your 90-Second Update.
:59:09. > :59:10.The bitter dispute between junior doctors and the government looks
:59:11. > :59:13.to have been resolved. The doctors' union, the BMA,