:00:22. > :00:25.Hello and welcome to the One Show with Alex Jones. And Matt Baker.
:00:25. > :00:30.Tonight's guest has made it his mission to continue the joyful year
:00:30. > :00:34.Britain has had so far. Yes, and it has been full of joy. We've had the
:00:34. > :00:38.Jubilee, the Olympics, the Paralympics. Don't forget the bake-
:00:38. > :00:41.off. Who could forget! Who better to build on all that happiness than
:00:41. > :00:51.this man. LAUGHTER
:00:51. > :00:55.
:00:55. > :00:59.It's Jack Dee! Jack. Hello. Gfrpblgts day? Me,
:00:59. > :01:04.yeah, look, you know, I'm not usually on stage until later in the
:01:04. > :01:08.evening. I haven't built myself up to be as jolly as when I'm on stage.
:01:08. > :01:12.Of course, you didn't sleep last night, did you? I didn't sleep. I
:01:12. > :01:17.never sleep well any way. You were in a hotel. You weren't keen were
:01:17. > :01:21.you? I don't like any hotels. They're pointless. It did look like
:01:21. > :01:25.something from the Shining. going to start sleeping in the car.
:01:25. > :01:30.The colour scheme is a little bit... This was based on the interior of
:01:30. > :01:36.the Titanic. I had a sinking feeling when I arrived. You tweeted
:01:36. > :01:40.that picture didn't you? I tweeted it. It stops me talking to myself.
:01:40. > :01:43.Instead of bottling it all up, I can take a photo and show everyone.
:01:43. > :01:49.There it is. It's pointless. I didn't know you would show it.
:01:49. > :01:53.think we're showing more. It would have made it more interesting.
:01:53. > :01:58.have said, keep snap ago way throughout. We like this one of
:01:59. > :02:01.this sign in Belfast. "Climbing onto the big fish is prohibited."
:02:01. > :02:08.That's extraordinary. What does that mean? Were you tempted to
:02:08. > :02:13.climb on a big fish? Not for one minute. It was on a huge mosaic
:02:13. > :02:18.Need signs for that. You can't underestimate other people. There
:02:18. > :02:22.will be people doing all that kind of stuff I guess. People will be
:02:22. > :02:29.clamouring over that fish now. can you beat that with a comedy
:02:30. > :02:33.photo of your own, send them in. Tell us your name and where it was
:02:33. > :02:38.taken. In a bed in Birmingham lies a brave 14-year-old girl whose
:02:38. > :02:41.condition is being watched around the world. Three years ago, Malala
:02:41. > :02:46.Yousafzai kept an online diary about life in rural Pakistan under
:02:46. > :02:49.the Taliban, after they banned young girls from getting an
:02:49. > :02:53.education. Last week she was shot by extremists as she returned home
:02:53. > :02:57.on a school minibus with friends. She had to have a bullet removed
:02:57. > :03:00.from her skull. On Monday she was flown here and taken to the Queen
:03:00. > :03:05.Elizabeth hospital for treatment. As Birmingham has strong cultural
:03:05. > :03:12.links to Pakistan, we asked local school children to read from her
:03:12. > :03:22.diaries. The first voice you'll hear is hers. "I want to get my
:03:22. > :03:32.
:03:32. > :03:38.education. I want to become a Malala Yousafzai, the teenage girl
:03:38. > :03:43.who dared to defy the Taliban was shot in the head. In 2009,
:03:43. > :03:48.militants controlling the Swat Valley decreed that girls schools
:03:48. > :03:58.must close. Malala, just 11 then, started a blog for the BBC you are
:03:58. > :04:20.
:04:20. > :04:27.Only 11 students attended the class out of 27. The number decreased
:04:27. > :04:31.because of the Taliban's edict. My three friends have shifted to
:04:31. > :04:35.Peshawar, Lahore and Rawalpindi with their families after this
:04:35. > :04:38.edict. On my way home, I heard a man saying "I will kill you." I
:04:38. > :04:42.hastened my pace. After a while I looked back to see if the man was
:04:42. > :04:46.coming behind me. To my utter relief he was talking on his mobile
:04:46. > :04:49.and must have been threatening someone else over the phone. The
:04:49. > :04:53.whole night was full of the extremely loud roaring noise of the
:04:53. > :04:58.tanks. It woke me up three times. Since today was the last day of our
:04:58. > :05:01.school, we decided to play in the playground a bit longer. I'm of the
:05:01. > :05:09.view that the school will one day re-open, but as I leave I look at
:05:09. > :05:14.the school like it will never open again. Just cannot imagine
:05:14. > :05:16.witnessing those situations at such a young age. Not at all. Baroness
:05:16. > :05:21.Warsi say Foreign Office minister with special responsibility for
:05:21. > :05:26.Pakistan. She's a Muslim with a daughter who is exactly the same
:05:26. > :05:29.age as Malala. Welcome to the show. The education that your daughter's
:05:29. > :05:33.received couldn't be more different, could it? It couldn't. They're both
:05:33. > :05:38.14. They both love school. My daughter takes it for granted that
:05:38. > :05:42.she can go every day, whenever she wants to go. Malala had to fight
:05:42. > :05:46.every step of the way to have an education. Her life was turned
:05:46. > :05:50.upside down in the Swat Valley, which is such a beautiful part of
:05:50. > :05:54.Pakistan. It's a place where a lot of people used to be for their
:05:54. > :05:56.honeymoon. Then the Pakistani Taliban took over and imposed this
:05:56. > :06:01.vicious rule which included denying the right of girls to go to school
:06:01. > :06:07.and have an education. So does this suggest that the Taliban are moving
:06:07. > :06:10.back into that area? There's a kind of undercurrent in terms of a
:06:10. > :06:14.cultural viewpoint about whether or not girls should go to school. But
:06:14. > :06:19.actually, the Pakistani Army were very successful in moving into the
:06:19. > :06:24.area and driving the Taliban out which is why girls started to go
:06:24. > :06:28.back to school. But it's on ongoing battle. What difference has
:06:28. > :06:32.Malala's campaign made since she started? This brave little girl has
:06:33. > :06:41.highlighted to the world and put a spotlight on the challenges that
:06:41. > :06:44.girls face all over the world in accessing education. Sadly, the
:06:44. > :06:50.justification that was given by the Pakistani Taliban for denying girls
:06:50. > :06:54.education was based on religion. I am a Muslim. There is no basis
:06:54. > :07:00.whatsoever in Islam for women not to have an education. Therefore
:07:00. > :07:03.it's important that people speak out. I think the outrage we've seen
:07:03. > :07:07.across the world, across the Muslim world and the West, she's touched
:07:07. > :07:10.so many lives and it's united people in saying this is
:07:10. > :07:14.unacceptable. There's been a vigil in Birmingham today. I mean, and
:07:14. > :07:18.people obviously showing their support in lots of ways across the
:07:18. > :07:23.world. There are. Petitions have been set up. Donations have been
:07:23. > :07:27.made. Gifts, people are offering. They're taking to the streets. I
:07:27. > :07:33.think, but it is tragic that it's taken a shooting of a little girl
:07:33. > :07:37.to highlight what is a tragic issue. It highlights the challenge that
:07:37. > :07:44.Pakistan has in relation to education. 46% of primary school
:07:44. > :07:47.children do not go to school in Pakistan. It's right that as a
:07:47. > :07:50.government we've actually put a lot of money in Pakistan to get four
:07:50. > :07:54.million children back into school and train thousands of teachers, so
:07:54. > :07:59.we're doing our bit to support Pakistan in supporting kids get an
:07:59. > :08:02.education, especially girls. hospital have told us that Malala
:08:02. > :08:06.is stable and responding well to the treatment. Of course, we wish
:08:06. > :08:11.her well. Thank you so much for joining us. Speaking of
:08:11. > :08:15.inspirational people, can we just say a big thanks to you for getting
:08:15. > :08:21.our rickshaw challenge off to a great start last night. We met
:08:21. > :08:28.Kieran, Darren, Jack, James, Jamelia and Lauren, the six
:08:28. > :08:33.fantastic young people who will be cycling from Llandudno to London.
:08:33. > :08:38.Good pronunciation. You've already raised �14,000 and there'll be
:08:38. > :08:43.plenty more opportunity to get to know the team in the next few weeks.
:08:43. > :08:48.From the Concord to the Sinclair C5, some Infield ventions have promised
:08:48. > :08:52.to -- some inventions have promised to change the way we travel. Here's
:08:52. > :08:55.Marty Jopson remembering another futuristic mode of transport that
:08:55. > :09:00.never quite made it to the 21st century.
:09:00. > :09:06.Traditionally there are set ways for a vehicle to get around. Hulls
:09:06. > :09:10.for water, wheels for land and wings or rotor blades for air. In
:09:10. > :09:17.the 1950s, a totally revolutionary transport was invented the hover
:09:17. > :09:23.craft. The idea of travelling on a cushion of air first began to be
:09:24. > :09:27.explored in the 1870s, when Sir John Isaac Thornycroft realise
:09:27. > :09:31.today was the perfect way to reduce the friction of boats moving
:09:31. > :09:35.through water. The theory being that the less of a boat's hull is
:09:35. > :09:41.in water, the less drag there would be. Over the next 80 years people
:09:41. > :09:48.tried to find a way of doing this. Along the way they invented
:09:48. > :09:51.hydrofoils and the icranoplan. But nobody got it to hover on air
:09:51. > :09:57.because it couldn't create enough downforce to do this. All that
:09:57. > :10:01.changed in the 1950s when Sir Christopher Cockrell wrestled with
:10:01. > :10:06.this problem. One Saturday evening he came up with the novel idea of
:10:06. > :10:12.using a ring of high pressure air to create a cushion upon which the
:10:12. > :10:15.vehicle would ride and that was his eureka! Moment. Having an idea is
:10:15. > :10:21.one thing, but what he had to do was demonstrate it working in the
:10:21. > :10:27.real world. To do this, he used two different sized tin cans, an air
:10:27. > :10:31.blower, and a set of kitchen scales. Putting the small can inside the
:10:31. > :10:39.larger creates a thin gap between them. When air is blown through
:10:39. > :10:45.this, a ring shaped jet is created. To see what a difference this makes,
:10:45. > :10:50.let's see how much downforce my let's see how much downforce my
:10:50. > :10:57.hairdryer creates on its own. That's about 200 grams of force
:10:57. > :11:02.downwards. Now let's see how much is created when the air jet is
:11:02. > :11:08.attached to the same hairdryer. Now it's around 350 grams of pressure.
:11:08. > :11:13.Much more. This happens because the air jet acts as a curtain trapping
:11:13. > :11:17.a cushion of air that something can ride on or hover. He knew he'd
:11:17. > :11:21.created something revolutionary, but he had trouble developing a
:11:21. > :11:26.full-sized prot type. He went to the navy, Air Force and Army. They
:11:26. > :11:30.all said the same thing - this is not for us. It's not a ship. It's
:11:30. > :11:36.not an aeroplane or a land vehicle. He was stumped. In the end he went
:11:36. > :11:42.to a flying boat manufacturer and they built the first man carrying
:11:42. > :11:44.hover craft four years after the model. On July 25, 1959, the
:11:44. > :11:54.prototype made the first channel prototype made the first channel
:11:54. > :11:58.crossing. The channel is our shop window for hover craft. From this
:11:58. > :12:03.small beginning the invention was scaled up to Carrie passengers and
:12:03. > :12:08.was supposed to herald a new age for travel. It reached its pinnacle
:12:08. > :12:11.with the mount batten class hover craft which carried hundreds of
:12:11. > :12:17.passengers cross the channel in airline style. But it wasn't to
:12:17. > :12:20.last. The abolition of duty free meant less money was coming in. And
:12:20. > :12:28.this coupled with high maintenance costs meant it could no longer turn
:12:28. > :12:32.a profit. The cross-channel service finally came to a close in 2000.
:12:32. > :12:39.The only scheduled hover craft service in the UK now is to and
:12:39. > :12:43.from the Isle of Wight. Where Christopher thought hover craft
:12:43. > :12:46.could move into a huge number of areas, we've moved into fairly
:12:46. > :12:49.specialist markets. Generally they're used where a boat has
:12:49. > :12:53.problems. It could be that there's ice. There could be a lot of weed
:12:53. > :12:58.in the river. It could be shallow water. It has to be specific. If
:12:58. > :13:02.you can use a boat, you don't need a hover craft. There's now a
:13:02. > :13:06.thriving industry supplying hover craft all over the world to rescue
:13:06. > :13:12.services such as the RNLI and people like the Indian coastguard
:13:12. > :13:16.who want to patrol the shallow coastal waurtsz. -- waters. There
:13:16. > :13:21.are many kinds of great inventions but my favourites are the one
:13:21. > :13:25.that's are truly revolutionary, the first of their kind, things like
:13:25. > :13:30.the printing press, the internet and I would put into that category
:13:30. > :13:35.the hover craft. The things you can do with two tin
:13:35. > :13:40.cans and a hairdryer. You liked that bit. I did. Do you miss the
:13:40. > :13:44.romance of the cross-channel hover craft snoo I do. Very often I look
:13:44. > :13:48.over from the white cliffs of Dover thinking if only there was a hover
:13:48. > :13:53.craft, the scene would be complete. I travel by hover craft frequently.
:13:53. > :13:56.Yeah I do. I'm going to Edinburgh on October 29...
:13:56. > :14:01.LAUGHTER I'm doing a show there actually. I
:14:01. > :14:11.will be arriving by hover craft. Excellent. Well, your new TV panel
:14:11. > :14:15.show is called Don't Sit In The Front Row. Why? It's on Sky
:14:15. > :14:17.Atlantic. Well basically like a panel show but it involves the
:14:17. > :14:21.audience. Have you comedians chatting to the audience and
:14:21. > :14:24.finding out about them, selected people. It's good fun. All
:14:24. > :14:29.improvised really. No-one knows what's going to happen. It's been
:14:29. > :14:33.great. We've recorded two series now. Is this retribution. Did you
:14:33. > :14:40.think, I know, I've been heckled in the past, I'm going to get them
:14:40. > :14:44.back. Do I look like a spiteful, vengeful person? We're just asking
:14:44. > :14:48.the question. Absolutely not. If anything I'm on their side. I
:14:48. > :14:55.always say, if anyone gets out of hand, you know, give me the nod and
:14:55. > :14:59.I'll wade in as well. But no-one has come away thinking that. That
:14:59. > :15:03.was my worry that it would be like shooting fish and a barrel really.
:15:03. > :15:09.But actually, the odds are stacked against the comedians. The
:15:09. > :15:14.comedians have to make it look good. Sometimes you do err on the side of
:15:14. > :15:18.the comedians that are up there. We have a clip. You're with Josh
:15:18. > :15:24.Widdicombe. You give it a hard time. So you find the one example where I
:15:24. > :15:32.ganged up on someone. He's a software designer called Dave.
:15:32. > :15:38.was the last software you wrote? "if" statement. What? And "if
:15:38. > :15:41."statement. I'm going back to my previous question. If this, do that.
:15:41. > :15:51.I'm not in software, but seems a lot easier than I thought it would
:15:51. > :15:57.
:15:57. > :16:02.be. I have a holiday snap of Dave. There is no comparison. The woman
:16:02. > :16:06.is swimming free and Dave in the life jacket calling out to take the
:16:06. > :16:10.photo. So, Daves with OK after that?
:16:10. > :16:15.was fine. He enjoyed it. It was a good show.
:16:15. > :16:20.That was Josh Widdecombe there. He is a new comedian. He is nine years
:16:20. > :16:24.old, doing very well. You have guest-presented lots of
:16:24. > :16:30.shows and been the captain of panels, is it tougher being the
:16:30. > :16:35.main man? Obviously because I do it, I make out it is a much more
:16:35. > :16:41.difficult job that no-one else can I like being in control. I'm a
:16:41. > :16:46.control freak. Do you not think you would be
:16:46. > :16:52.prefer to be doing what the others are doing? No, I get a cup of tea
:16:52. > :16:57.under the desk and I relax. Frank is in charge. We have frank Skinner,
:16:57. > :17:04.Sue Perkins, Hugh Dennis, a whole array of comedians.
:17:04. > :17:07.You are back on tour yourself? tour. I'll be in Edinburgh on the
:17:07. > :17:12.29th. Via hovercraft, we do know that.
:17:12. > :17:16.Why six years, why so long? thought that someone had to
:17:16. > :17:21.continue the magic of 2012. After the Olympics, Sebastian Coe rang me
:17:21. > :17:26.to say there was a lull. He said there was an anti-climactic
:17:27. > :17:34.feel in the country, would I go on tour and carry the Torch of Hope
:17:34. > :17:44.further. Then Danny Boyl e rang up to say he was sorry I was not in
:17:44. > :17:45.
:17:45. > :17:51.the opening ceremony. Then I woke I was in a Travel Lodge outside of
:17:51. > :17:56.Rotherham. You have had brilliant reviews, but
:17:56. > :18:06.they are all talking about the ending? That is a surprise. I will
:18:06. > :18:10.give you a clue... It is a banjo! Well, doing this on a hovercraft to
:18:10. > :18:13.Edinburgh will be something. Did you know in less than a month's
:18:13. > :18:18.time if you live in England and Wales, you will be able to vote for
:18:18. > :18:23.the person running your local Police Force? If the answer is no,
:18:24. > :18:28.don't worry, not many people do. What will the news Police and Crime
:18:28. > :18:31.Commissioners do? Tony Livesy is in Manchester to find out.
:18:31. > :18:37.What would you do if you had the power to set the police priorities
:18:37. > :18:41.in your area? Just for today, I will try my hand at backing the
:18:41. > :18:47.Police and the Crime Commissioner for Greater Manchester. You know
:18:47. > :18:51.what, there is a new Sheriff in town. After that pigeon depositing,
:18:51. > :18:55.there is the first arrest. The new Police and Crime Commissioners are
:18:55. > :19:00.to replace the current police authorities and to have the power
:19:00. > :19:03.to determine budgets, and to hire and fire Chief Constables. This is
:19:03. > :19:07.the TV advert to encourage us to vote.
:19:08. > :19:13.ADVERTISEMENT: Tackling the crimes that matter the most... What sort
:19:13. > :19:18.of things do the people of Manchester want the new police and
:19:18. > :19:22.commissioners to tackle? There are not enough police walking the
:19:22. > :19:25.streets like there used to be. came out at night, there was no-one
:19:25. > :19:29.around. I would like to keep my voters
:19:29. > :19:36.happy to get more coppers on the street, but would the decision be
:19:37. > :19:42.mine to take? Ed Boyd is guiding me through what I can and cannot do in
:19:42. > :19:47.the job. Here is my first radical suggestion. Look at that, one of
:19:47. > :19:50.the richest Football Clubs on the planet, but on match day, they only
:19:51. > :19:55.pay for the policing inside the grounds. I will make they will pay
:19:55. > :19:59.for it all. But there was a case in 2008 a
:19:59. > :20:03.Football Club challenged the police and stopped them from charging ..It
:20:03. > :20:10.Could save millions? It could cost millions in legal fees.
:20:10. > :20:15.That clipped my wings. I don't want to get cause up in
:20:15. > :20:19.years of legal action. As the night falls now, it hits me what is
:20:19. > :20:24.missing on the streets. I want more Bobbies on the beat.
:20:24. > :20:29.That is a good idea. If we put the police in areas of high crime that
:20:29. > :20:33.works, but it costs a lot of money. Excellent, I could be allowed to
:20:34. > :20:38.get the police officers on duty, but figure out how to pay for it
:20:38. > :20:42.later. Maybe if there are stricter penalties, there will be fewer in
:20:42. > :20:47.the first place. I want people in Manchester to get the message, zero
:20:47. > :20:52.tolerance of crime. That will take up your resources.
:20:53. > :20:58.I will get them from somewhere else. Ensure that the public are on board.
:20:58. > :21:03.A year ago, a violent and alcohol- related crime was above the
:21:03. > :21:07.national average. One in eight of all alcohol-related
:21:07. > :21:12.crimes took place in the city centre. If I was elected the Police
:21:12. > :21:20.Commissioner, I would impose earlier closing times. Surely I can
:21:20. > :21:25.do that? There is a lot of trouble in the city centres. A blanquette
:21:25. > :21:31.last orders? You can't override the pub owners.
:21:31. > :21:35.You can't shut the pubs at 1.00am? I thought that would have been in
:21:35. > :21:39.my control, not the local authority, but as the Police Commissioner I
:21:39. > :21:44.could make and influence the decisions that affect how the local
:21:44. > :21:48.areas look and feel. Things like CCTV, street lighting and graffiti.
:21:48. > :21:52.I have come up with a plan. It could provide the money that I need
:21:52. > :21:58.for the zero tolerance policy. It is likely to prove controversial.
:21:58. > :22:06.What I have decided to do is legalise prostitution and cannabis.
:22:06. > :22:10.Free up the officers for other duties? You can't change the laws.
:22:10. > :22:16.It seems there is a lot of red tape to stop a maverick like me to do
:22:16. > :22:19.what I want in the job. After the elections, the police and the crime
:22:19. > :22:22.panels assess the performance of the commissioner and enable the
:22:22. > :22:27.public to consider or challenge their decisions.
:22:27. > :22:31.Chewing gum to be made non-sticky so we do have that problem on the
:22:31. > :22:37.floor? Police horses to be hired out for
:22:37. > :22:43.kids' parties when they are not on duty? I don't think that will work.
:22:43. > :22:48.I am tired. I need somewhere peaceful, solitary and out of the
:22:48. > :22:54.way where I can recover. I know, I will arrest myself. I will give
:22:54. > :23:00.them this back while I'm at it. I wonder how the police chiefs will
:23:00. > :23:04.react to this. Dr Tim Brain, you used to be the police chief of
:23:04. > :23:08.Gloucester. How would you react by being told what to do by someone
:23:08. > :23:15.who does not have police experience at all? We know that many elected
:23:15. > :23:19.will not have the experience. But the Chief Constables are
:23:19. > :23:23.adaptable. They are used to getting on with people. They are
:23:23. > :23:27.experienced and used to dealing with the local politicians. They
:23:27. > :23:32.will want to make this work and I suspect on the first minutes after
:23:32. > :23:35.the election is announced on the 15th of November, they will be
:23:36. > :23:40.congratulating who has got it. They will want to make it work and the
:23:40. > :23:44.commissioners, if they have sense, will use their experience to make
:23:45. > :23:48.it work as well. How much power will the elected
:23:48. > :23:53.commissioners have? They set budgets and policing priorities,
:23:53. > :23:57.but how it is used, how the force op rates, how it works is still
:23:57. > :24:01.down to the Chief Constable. The commissioner cannot interfere in
:24:01. > :24:08.operations. So there will not be a situation,
:24:08. > :24:13.such as in saying that cannabis is OK in one county and in another
:24:13. > :24:17.they turn a blind eye to it? remain as law, but how the policy
:24:17. > :24:20.is applied, that could be determined by the police and crime
:24:20. > :24:26.commissioner, but we have to wait to see how it works in practise.
:24:26. > :24:31.This is a big change. What do you make of all of this, Jack? If you
:24:31. > :24:36.could change anything, what would it be? With the Police Force? Yes.
:24:36. > :24:40.I noticed a few years ago they made it OK to be a bit shorter if u why
:24:40. > :24:47.are a policeman. They stopped the height restriction. I also noticed
:24:47. > :24:50.that they did not make the helmets smaller to correspond. A lot of
:24:50. > :24:58.small policemen now look like children who have gotten dressed up,
:24:58. > :25:04.I find. I was stopped by a helmet shuffling along the pavement with a
:25:04. > :25:10.tiny policeman underneath it. They should have changed the helmet size.
:25:10. > :25:14.Now, most commissioners will have the weight of a political party
:25:14. > :25:18.behind them, is it possible for the politicians to stay impartial?
:25:18. > :25:21.may try to do that, but in reality when the chips are down they will
:25:21. > :25:28.have to be loyal to the parties that put them in place.
:25:28. > :25:34.Thank you very much. As well as the tour, Jack, you are
:25:34. > :25:37.also recording... I would like to contribute to that. It was a great
:25:37. > :25:43.contribution. Now, I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue is
:25:43. > :25:48.back. It is the 40th anniversary, let's have a few pictures to your
:25:48. > :25:53.wonderful words Many don't know the difference between atmosphere and
:25:53. > :25:57.am beans. Ambience is what takes Barry Cryer back to his home after
:25:57. > :26:01.his show. Words are constantly changing
:26:01. > :26:09.meaning. I will ask the teams to suggest new definitions that they
:26:09. > :26:19.may have spotted recently. Graeme Garden? Himalayas and chickens...
:26:19. > :26:24.Collier, like a collie, but more so. Polygamy, the ancient art of wife
:26:24. > :26:32.folding. So, Jack, you are hosting a
:26:32. > :26:39.television show, Don't Sit In The Front Row, as we said. And then you
:26:39. > :26:43.are on radio, which gets you more excited? I am really lucky.
:26:43. > :26:47.Especially to step into I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, that is a legendary
:26:47. > :26:51.show. It has been there for so long. It sort of came my way. I enjoy
:26:51. > :26:56.that so much. It is great, great fun.
:26:56. > :27:01.A bit different from a comedian's point of view to do radio? In some
:27:01. > :27:05.ways it can be more fun, it is less complicated. You don't worry about
:27:05. > :27:11.the technical side. You just talk and it is recorded. Sometimes I
:27:11. > :27:17.pinch myself doing that show. I think I am working with the
:27:17. > :27:20.Goodies! I grew up watching them on the telly, here they are, they are
:27:20. > :27:26.really... Old! Let's hope they are not watching.
:27:26. > :27:32.It is incredible you are doing it. You are squeezing so much in such a
:27:32. > :27:37.short time? You grab it while you can.
:27:37. > :27:43.We have had lots of signs sent in, inspired by Jack. We don't know how
:27:43. > :27:48.many have been tampered with This is from Justin. It says:
:27:48. > :27:55.Caution. Sharp plant, please, do not eat.
:27:56. > :28:02.This is from Michael: That is a sarcastic sign.
:28:02. > :28:06.This one is brilliant. Please note, that cat milk does not
:28:06. > :28:11.come from cats! That is from Clare Harris.
:28:11. > :28:15.Jack, do you recognise this big fish? That is what it is, you see.
:28:15. > :28:19.They should have read the sign. Yes, climbing on the big fish. Now
:28:19. > :28:23.we have time to mention, last night's show when so many of you
:28:23. > :28:25.gave up your time to visit people in hospital to cheer them up a
:28:25. > :28:33.little bit. What a wonderful night it was.
:28:34. > :28:40.Now, we have heard from people, jugglers, musicians, many people
:28:40. > :28:45.across the country wanting to get involved. So, a big thank you.
:28:45. > :28:49.Jack's tour is out now. Watch out for him. Don't Sit In The Front Row