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:00:16. > :00:17.Hello and welcome to The One Show with Angela Scanlon.

:00:18. > :00:23.Tonight we'd like to show you something that is so rare nowadays -

:00:24. > :00:32.we had great difficulty in tracking one down.

:00:33. > :00:40.Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this is a courgette! Very, very special at the

:00:41. > :00:46.moment. As you may know, the UK has been hit by a courgette shortage.

:00:47. > :00:53.Cold weather in Spain and Italy has meant they have been disappearing

:00:54. > :01:00.from the shelves so we are in luck it is awful! My spiraliser has not

:01:01. > :01:07.been used in weeks! How are you guys coping? I have got some in my

:01:08. > :01:18.fridge. It is danger in Bakewell and Frank Skinner! I would not even have

:01:19. > :01:24.recognised that as a courgette. I think it is borderline cucumber. It

:01:25. > :01:32.is on the way to being a marrow. I like to think we all are! You can

:01:33. > :01:38.use a marrow instead because they are plentiful. When there is a

:01:39. > :01:42.shortage it is surprisingly what lengths people go to. If you fancy a

:01:43. > :01:48.nibble, I will leave it there. If the courgette disappeared, I would

:01:49. > :01:54.not mind massively. I like a courgette. We will talk about your

:01:55. > :01:58.latest project, Portrait Artist Of The Year later. And with that in

:01:59. > :02:03.mind, we have a very talented audience here. The idea is they will

:02:04. > :02:08.be painting a celebrity and you have to guess who the celebrity is a bit

:02:09. > :02:18.later on. I tell you what, it is amazing the talent. Attention to

:02:19. > :02:23.detail, we like that. Speaking of portraits, this is the first

:02:24. > :02:29.portrait painted of Donald Trump since he was elected. And this week

:02:30. > :02:38.Madame Tussaud's also unveiled their first waxwork of him with a

:02:39. > :02:43.hairstyle instructed of, wait for it, 25,000 yaik hairs. Look how long

:02:44. > :02:51.he wears his ties. It is extraordinary. Now here are five

:02:52. > :02:55.Brits and one car who have a special relationship with the incoming

:02:56. > :03:03.president. I have a special car, Donald Trump's

:03:04. > :03:08.Cadillac. It was designed by Donald Trump in 1988. This car has a drinks

:03:09. > :03:14.cabinet. It pipes the drinks from the boot back into the car. There is

:03:15. > :03:19.an in-built safe, a paper shredder and a mobile phone. It is an office

:03:20. > :03:24.on wheels. Now Donald Trump is president, it does not make any

:03:25. > :03:30.difference to me, it is still my Cadillac. My name is Michael Powell.

:03:31. > :03:35.I am at the geographer. In 1986I photographed Donald Trump for the

:03:36. > :03:40.Times newspaper. -- I am a photographer. People tend to look

:03:41. > :03:44.better when you put the light on the same side as the parting of the

:03:45. > :03:53.hair. Donald Trump has three. This is the shot I took. I'd tried to get

:03:54. > :03:58.him smiling. He took that as a challenge and suggested I told him a

:03:59. > :04:06.joke. Make me laugh, and I got it. It is a nice shot. You don't see

:04:07. > :04:08.many pictures of him smiling like that.

:04:09. > :04:13.My name is Rob Edwards. I have been following Trump for many years in

:04:14. > :04:16.Scotland and have had a few uncomfortable encounters. He has

:04:17. > :04:20.done lots of controversial things in Scotland. He proposed a golf course

:04:21. > :04:24.which every environmental group opposed but then he got the go-ahead

:04:25. > :04:30.from the Scottish Government. The few times I have interacted with him

:04:31. > :04:35.he has been very rude. He is offensive. He believes journalists,

:04:36. > :04:43.he believes environmentalists and he bullies residents who oppose him. I

:04:44. > :04:47.am a resident on the estate in Aberdeenshire and by Donald Trump.

:04:48. > :04:52.He has tried to throw us out of our homes. He has had a two line is cut,

:04:53. > :04:57.our phone lines cut and built a fence around my house. He sent me a

:04:58. > :05:05.bill for half the cost of the fence and is still doing everything he

:05:06. > :05:08.possibly can to make us unwelcome on our own property. My name is Gareth.

:05:09. > :05:12.I wrote to Donald Trump when I was 17 years of age asking him for a

:05:13. > :05:19.job. I received a letter from the Trump Tower. They were going to keep

:05:20. > :05:22.my raise a file. When I first started in sales, Donald Trump's

:05:23. > :05:27.book was one of the books we all had to read. From that day I realised he

:05:28. > :05:33.was very successful in his image and how he portrayed himself and I

:05:34. > :05:37.wanted to replicate Donald Trump. I'm filled full of foreboding about

:05:38. > :05:43.a Trump presidency because if you look at the way he has treated

:05:44. > :05:46.Scotland and the way he has treated Scotland's environment, which is

:05:47. > :05:52.basically to trash it, the risk is he will do that to the US and to the

:05:53. > :05:57.world. I remember when Donald Reagan -- Ronald Reagan was voted in there

:05:58. > :06:01.was probably equal concern in this country about him being in that job.

:06:02. > :06:06.I think any world leader really has to be judged on the whole term. The

:06:07. > :06:11.thought of this man being the president from Friday onwards is

:06:12. > :06:15.actually quite scary. It is like a bad dream. You almost hope it will

:06:16. > :06:20.not happen but you know it will anyway. I recently sent a card of

:06:21. > :06:26.congratulations in his new job saying congratulations on his race

:06:27. > :06:33.to the top. As he believes in his country, so do I.

:06:34. > :06:37.Whatever your views, it does all start tomorrow. Tommy Sandusky is

:06:38. > :06:44.here with the schedule. When does it all start and where can we watch it

:06:45. > :06:49.-- Tommy Sand do. From 4pm here we can watch the coverage and then from

:06:50. > :06:54.4:30pm there will be some music and speeches. 5pm our time is when he

:06:55. > :06:58.takes the oath of office. That is when he will do the eyeful release

:06:59. > :07:08.where top old the Constitution and all that. Then after that, there

:07:09. > :07:10.will be lunch and a review of the armed services. Ben Moore speeches

:07:11. > :07:13.and he will do the walk. He and Mike Pence the vice president will do the

:07:14. > :07:17.walk from the Capitol building down Pennsylvania Avenue to the White

:07:18. > :07:22.House. A big parade will follow. Then there are inaugural balls. He

:07:23. > :07:29.says he will attend at least three of them, maybe more. But he cannot

:07:30. > :07:33.party too hard because the next day he has an national prayer service at

:07:34. > :07:41.the Washington National Cathedral and then he gets down to work. It

:07:42. > :07:47.all begins the next morning. Frank is speechless! He always looks like

:07:48. > :07:52.he is winging it. I basically disagree with what he stands for but

:07:53. > :07:58.he is comedy gold. I will be watching tomorrow live. Keep comedy

:07:59. > :08:03.live. Honestly, I find him endlessly hilarious. Even if he blows up the

:08:04. > :08:08.entire planet, I think there will be lots of laughs on the way! Lets hope

:08:09. > :08:11.that doesn't happen. There are lots of stories since the very beginning

:08:12. > :08:20.but you have some great inauguration stories through the ages. I love and

:08:21. > :08:23.inauguration anecdote! Which President was in possession of just

:08:24. > :08:33.one tooth in his mouth when he was inaugurated? Jefferson? No, it was

:08:34. > :08:40.not. It was George Washington. He kept his mouth shut! Not smiling for

:08:41. > :08:46.that reason. He had dentures made of human teeth, animal teeth, ivory and

:08:47. > :08:53.even lead. What kind of animal teeth are those? There was a tragic

:08:54. > :08:59.incident off the back of the inauguration. On President was

:09:00. > :09:03.killed by his own inauguration. William Henry Harrison delivered the

:09:04. > :09:09.longest inauguration speech. One hour 45 minutes out in a snowstorm.

:09:10. > :09:15.This is back in 1841. He didn't have a coat or a hat, caught pneumonia

:09:16. > :09:19.and died a month later. He had the longest ever in operation speech and

:09:20. > :09:29.the shortest time ever served as president. When your mother tells

:09:30. > :09:31.you to wear a coat, where your coat! It is the perfect death for a

:09:32. > :09:38.politician talking yourself to death! Do you think history might

:09:39. > :09:43.repeat itself? He is very well insulated and that is why he has two

:09:44. > :09:49.wear fake tan, he has constructed a canopy that the sun never gets to!

:09:50. > :09:55.There was one president who was sworn in four times? Barack Obama.

:09:56. > :09:59.The first time he was sworn in they missed the words upside for safety's

:10:00. > :10:05.sake they did it again the next day. Then for his second term when he was

:10:06. > :10:10.re-elected, it fell on the 20th of January, his oath of office and that

:10:11. > :10:14.was a Sunday. So they did a small ceremony then and they really did it

:10:15. > :10:19.for a televised ceremony on the Monday. So he got four oaths of

:10:20. > :10:25.office for the price of two. He got a deal out of it.

:10:26. > :10:31.Tommy, thank you. Imagine if you were given the opportunity to design

:10:32. > :10:38.your very own village? What would it look like? Would it be like

:10:39. > :10:41.Ambridge? It would look like Midsummer Murders. One designer has

:10:42. > :10:48.been given the challenge and Lucy has been to inspect his plans.

:10:49. > :10:54.30-year-old married dad of two Jamie Carter is looking to buy his first

:10:55. > :10:58.family home. We have been renting for two years and desperate to get

:10:59. > :11:04.on the housing ladder. And Heather cannot afford a deposit. I will be

:11:05. > :11:08.saving for about 20 years. But could there now be a solution for

:11:09. > :11:11.first-time buyers up and down the country? It might look like I am

:11:12. > :11:16.standing in the middle of an empty field but this is the site of a

:11:17. > :11:24.brand-new housing concept and on the government hopes might be the answer

:11:25. > :11:28.to the housing shortage. The garden village. This site here in Cheshire

:11:29. > :11:33.is just one of 14 proposed garden villages across England. So what

:11:34. > :11:38.exactly are they? If you picture of traditional village then at first

:11:39. > :11:42.glance you would not be far off. There is no set model. But a garden

:11:43. > :11:47.village has to be self-contained and they must have their own essentials

:11:48. > :11:53.like shops, transport, schools and even their own GPS macro. Sounds

:11:54. > :11:56.great but will the reality live up to that and will it truly help

:11:57. > :12:03.first-time buyers to get on the property ladder? We are going to

:12:04. > :12:09.find out. The government is trying hard to attract first-time buyers.

:12:10. > :12:14.Not only are they pumping in ?6 million, under a new scheme for

:12:15. > :12:19.buyers aged 25 to 40 there could be a 25% discount. I am taking Heather

:12:20. > :12:23.and Jamie to the site in Cheshire to see if they could ever be tempted

:12:24. > :12:29.into signing up. What would it mean to you to own your own place? I

:12:30. > :12:33.would see it as security for my future as much as anything else and

:12:34. > :12:38.for my children. Putting money into something which is yours. When you

:12:39. > :12:44.are renting it is effectively dead money. I'm going to meet designer

:12:45. > :12:48.Wayne Hemingway. He has been commissioned to design the village

:12:49. > :12:56.and has brought along some early designs. Welcome to my office! Thank

:12:57. > :13:03.you! This is just a field. How do you design a garden village from

:13:04. > :13:07.scratch? This should fit around 1600 homes so around 4000 people which is

:13:08. > :13:12.a nice decent community. There will be a school, cafes and shops. There

:13:13. > :13:17.will be a sports field and places to walk your dog. There will be access

:13:18. > :13:25.to the station and to get your car onto the main roads. Will there be a

:13:26. > :13:30.GP surgery? Yes. Will they be in Auckland? If there are any milkmen

:13:31. > :13:36.around here I'm sure they will want to deliver milk. -- will they'll be

:13:37. > :13:42.and not men? You also get to have a say in how it looks. What would you

:13:43. > :13:46.be interested in creating here if you moved? Basically creating a safe

:13:47. > :13:52.environment for my children to grow up in. You want to be part of the

:13:53. > :13:56.community, not just to have a home. How do you make this village appeal

:13:57. > :14:00.to all? You will never make everybody happy but the people we

:14:01. > :14:07.have in front of us are the people we should be helping. That is my

:14:08. > :14:13.aim. But not everyone is in favour of the garden village plan. Urban

:14:14. > :14:17.designer David Rutledge is sceptical. They should not be built

:14:18. > :14:21.in the middle of nowhere. They will not have public transport and shops.

:14:22. > :14:24.When you do a survey you find people are positive about the idea of

:14:25. > :14:31.garden villages but they are negative about the idea of housing

:14:32. > :14:34.developments. It is a badge to sell things which otherwise would be

:14:35. > :14:40.unsuitable. There is no easy solution. We have to do something

:14:41. > :14:44.about it, we need homes. Sir how will the local council are sure that

:14:45. > :14:52.this new development works for everybody? I put this suggestion to

:14:53. > :14:57.councillor Jamie McRae? This is not just on housing estate, it is a

:14:58. > :15:02.place and a community. The design code will ensure the local community

:15:03. > :15:08.facilities are built within the garden village, such as primary

:15:09. > :15:13.schools and a real village centre. Would a new home in a garden village

:15:14. > :15:17.work for our prospective buyers? For the recreational facilities put in

:15:18. > :15:22.place, I cannot see why it would not be a great place to bring my family

:15:23. > :15:27.up. It ticks a lot of boxes, I would have involvement in the development

:15:28. > :15:37.and it is sustainable. I would be interested. Could be years before

:15:38. > :15:42.this site is up and running. It remains to be seen if they garden

:15:43. > :15:45.village is just a pretty name for a housing development or the blueprint

:15:46. > :15:50.for the perfect place to live and bring up your children.

:15:51. > :16:00.The red ones are the villages, and the towns in blue, over 10,000

:16:01. > :16:03.homes. You are very pro-. I am, I think it is a wonderful idea. That

:16:04. > :16:10.they are entities in themselves, not just add-ons to sprawl. A complete

:16:11. > :16:13.identity of their own, they will have a vigorous young architects

:16:14. > :16:18.designing interesting homes. The architecture has to be right. It

:16:19. > :16:22.really could be like the prize-winning hamster Garden suburb,

:16:23. > :16:28.now a legendary achievement in the garden village movement. --

:16:29. > :16:31.Hampstead Garden suburb. There is an old airfield being used. They are

:16:32. > :16:36.being very strategic about the places they are choosing. If I were

:16:37. > :16:40.a young family, I would be in there. Terrific. They will believe every

:16:41. > :16:45.morning presumably and work somewhere else? The idea is a

:16:46. > :16:52.community there with everything you would need. Usually everyone goes to

:16:53. > :16:57.the nearest town or city to work. It's changing, Frank. People work

:16:58. > :17:02.from home a lot. It will evolve as you get the professionals there,

:17:03. > :17:05.they will want to set up work. There will be schools and offices, a

:17:06. > :17:09.community. It is very hard to create a community, but when you do it

:17:10. > :17:16.successfully, everyone really enjoys it. We have won tonight here, I

:17:17. > :17:21.feel. We could talk about this for ever, but we are here to talk about

:17:22. > :17:23.you guys and your series back again, the Portrait Artist Of The Year.

:17:24. > :17:31.Let's take a look. Over the next eight weeks, some of

:17:32. > :17:37.the most talented artists from Britain and Ireland are showcasing

:17:38. > :17:40.their talents. I've been constantly painting in my head. Last night I

:17:41. > :17:46.couldn't sleep, I was just dreaming painting. In front of the public,

:17:47. > :17:52.they will have just four Alistair paid the portraits of some very

:17:53. > :18:00.famous faces. -- four hours to paint the portraits. How does it feel? I

:18:01. > :18:05.will do this a lot. Do you want to look noble, interesting, quirky? Are

:18:06. > :18:14.you taking notes? That would be fantastic! I for 1am a big fan of

:18:15. > :18:21.the Portrait Artist Of The Year. -- Ivor one and a big fan. Give us an

:18:22. > :18:27.idea of how the artists progress. It began a few months back, 1500 people

:18:28. > :18:32.sent in self portraits. We have judges who narrowed it down to 54.

:18:33. > :18:38.They are split into heaps, they paint a celebrity each every week.

:18:39. > :18:43.There is a winner every week. -- hits. There is a semifinal and a

:18:44. > :18:47.final, and the winner gets a ?10,000 commission to paint Graham Norton,

:18:48. > :18:50.and that goes into the National Gallery of Ireland. They have gone

:18:51. > :18:55.from optimistically sending in a painting to being on the wall of the

:18:56. > :19:01.National Gallery of Ireland, quite a prize. Amazing. They start with

:19:02. > :19:05.self-portrait is but then they paint under quite a bit of pressure. Are

:19:06. > :19:11.the celebrity is ever upset with the portrayal? If they are, they are

:19:12. > :19:14.very good at disguising it. A lot of them are actors, so if they don't

:19:15. > :19:19.like it, they give a good performance. They enjoy it, they

:19:20. > :19:23.enter into the spirit, they would not have come otherwise. They are

:19:24. > :19:28.very good at acting steel, behaving very well. Whereas some people,

:19:29. > :19:34.Adrian Chiles was very jumpy, wasn't he? Very twitchy. If we may mention

:19:35. > :19:43.him on this hallowed Soper, he was like a man in chains. -- hallowed

:19:44. > :19:50.sofa. He said, can you walk with me, I have to get outside? It was like

:19:51. > :19:56.taking a bear out of the circus. Others get very stiff. The actresses

:19:57. > :20:00.stand up and stretch. I always think that is a marvellous shot, they

:20:01. > :20:07.really stretch out like Panthers to get the shape. All the different

:20:08. > :20:14.styles of work. The different artists can use any kind of medium

:20:15. > :20:19.they want. Embroidery... If you people have found stuff in skips and

:20:20. > :20:27.painted on it. Chunks of metal, old doors. Knitting. As long as it works

:20:28. > :20:32.and makes a good portrait, you know. I guess they take you by surprise.

:20:33. > :20:37.Do you have a favourite medium these days, are you happy to go with the

:20:38. > :20:42.flow? He is learning. Are you learning to paint? Having done the

:20:43. > :20:47.show, I have been doing evening classes. Watching someone close up,

:20:48. > :20:50.standing in front of a blank canvas and in a few hours turn it into

:20:51. > :20:58.something beautiful is pretty amazing. You have sat and had a

:20:59. > :21:01.portrait done, Joan. We had a celebratory opening, a launch, and

:21:02. > :21:06.as a surprise to me, I was asked to sit for a portrait painted by one of

:21:07. > :21:11.our early winners, who is really good. Christopher. He was there and

:21:12. > :21:16.within two hours, he painted this portrait. That was quite something.

:21:17. > :21:22.I had the experience of sitting still for two hours. It's

:21:23. > :21:27.exceptional in my life to have two hours, sitting still. I recommend

:21:28. > :21:32.it. It's very therapeutic. I felt wonderful, it entered my head. A

:21:33. > :21:36.great New year's resolution... Sitting still! I might try it right

:21:37. > :21:41.now! Can you carry on? Portrait Artist Of The Year starts

:21:42. > :21:50.next Tuesday at 8pm on Sky Arts. Our audience have been painting for

:21:51. > :21:54.most of the afternoon, for about an hour, before we came on air. They

:21:55. > :22:00.will be revealing their work and you have to guess the celebrity.

:22:01. > :22:03.Terrific. It's a brave man who would agree to paint the portrait of

:22:04. > :22:12.someone who has been a 19 times world boxing champion. Thankfully

:22:13. > :22:16.our One Show artist Adbanji was up for it, and so was Chris Eubank, and

:22:17. > :22:22.it's not very often he hits the canvas! As an artist, I love the

:22:23. > :22:27.time it takes to paint a portrait, several hours in a sitting can

:22:28. > :22:32.reveal a lot about someone. Sitting for me today is former boxer Chris

:22:33. > :22:40.Eubank. He was unbeaten for ten years, 43 fights, and was a 19 time

:22:41. > :22:43.world champion. I have been locked up in secure units, assessment

:22:44. > :22:50.centres, foster homes. I have been beaten up. For every fight I won, I

:22:51. > :22:54.lost four. All the mistakes made it so that when I fought Nigel Benn for

:22:55. > :22:58.the World Championship, I did not lose to that man, because I had made

:22:59. > :23:02.enough mistakes. I made champion of the world through force. So

:23:03. > :23:10.basically, you almost failed your way to success? Yes, I failed my way

:23:11. > :23:16.to success. For some, he has become synonymous not with spot but his

:23:17. > :23:17.eccentric dress sense, flamboyant behaviour and intellectual

:23:18. > :23:29.posturing. Do you like the limelight? No. What don't you like

:23:30. > :23:34.about it? I love it! Absolute love. I am the best. This wasn't given to

:23:35. > :23:38.me. But when you spend maybe 20 years being the anti-hero, for no

:23:39. > :23:43.reason, when you have been a very gentle, caring person. Let's say I

:23:44. > :23:52.was arrogant, am I not supposed to be? Isn't it OK to be arrogant as a

:23:53. > :23:58.fighter? There is a swagger to it. There is, you need to project

:23:59. > :24:02.confidence. His style divides opinion, with his outfits topping

:24:03. > :24:06.both best and worst dressed lists. Do you know how many times I have

:24:07. > :24:12.been out in the public domain wearing absolutely ridiculous

:24:13. > :24:17.clothes? Many times. In order to get it perfect, I had to make mistakes.

:24:18. > :24:20.So I have been laughed at. When you are born into the world and

:24:21. > :24:27.unattractive man, you try to make up for it in one way or another. This

:24:28. > :24:32.is like a child, don't look at my face, check the monocle and the

:24:33. > :24:38.shoes and the teeth. To me, it's like a work in progress. It's

:24:39. > :24:46.getting better and better. How do you marry this flamboyant essence of

:24:47. > :24:53.fashion with the view of you being a boxer? It is all an act. In reality,

:24:54. > :25:01.the boxing is real, and there is an act. I am not Telegraphing. Try

:25:02. > :25:10.again... I walked to the corner as though I have won... Flamboyance. At

:25:11. > :25:14.the end of the fight, in a close fight, the judges say, you know

:25:15. > :25:23.what, he just seems to have a bit of that... You are constantly going

:25:24. > :25:28.back and forth between reality and an act. That's what I'm seeing. Yes.

:25:29. > :25:37.Nothing and no one is an original. So if that's true, you should steal,

:25:38. > :25:42.plagiarise, copy, impersonate... They call me the great pretender.

:25:43. > :25:49.And I am privileged to be called the great pretender. I embrace it,

:25:50. > :25:55.because we are all acting. And look at what it's made me, a 19 time

:25:56. > :26:01.world champion. Not bad for a Peckham boy. Not bad at all!

:26:02. > :26:08.Using the time Chris has spent sitting for me, I am painting him a

:26:09. > :26:10.portrait of the way I see him. Three weeks later, it's complete, and

:26:11. > :26:25.Chris returns to my studio. Goodness, that is good! My goodness.

:26:26. > :26:28.I'm so glad I came today like this. Because it really shows a contrast

:26:29. > :26:38.between something which is really theatrical as opposed to... Like

:26:39. > :26:41.that! Normal, yeah. It is you with a background blazed in this colourful

:26:42. > :26:51.poetry, and you remind me of an African king. So, boom! Thank you!

:26:52. > :27:01.And of course you know Adbanji. He was on Landscape artist of the year.

:27:02. > :27:04.That was a brilliant portrait. It is time to see some brilliant

:27:05. > :27:12.portraits. Our audience have been painting this afternoon. This is

:27:13. > :27:22.lorry. Any idea who she has painted? Unavoidably, Theresa May. Well done!

:27:23. > :27:26.I thought she was just holding up a mirror!

:27:27. > :27:33.It's a good Theresa May. Are you a student art? I studied painting at

:27:34. > :27:45.Camberwell. The next one. This is Caroline. The

:27:46. > :27:47.slight giveaway is the strap over the shoulder. That's got to be Andy

:27:48. > :27:55.Murray, hasn't it? It's worth pointing out these were

:27:56. > :27:58.not the best ones. We tried to make it difficult by picking ones you

:27:59. > :28:10.would not get. Well done. Any thoughts on this handsome devil?

:28:11. > :28:12.I think this is terrific but I can't get who it is. I like it, I love the

:28:13. > :28:28.jacket. I hope it's not me. It is! Joan and Frank, you get to pick one

:28:29. > :28:42.each to bring home. Out of all of those? Is that Barack Obama? Yes, it

:28:43. > :28:51.is. You have forgotten him already! Obviously I want one of me. Is there

:28:52. > :28:55.two of me? Thank you to everyone. Thank you to Joan and Frank.

:28:56. > :28:56.Portrait Artist Of The Year starts on Tuesday at eight o'clock on Sky

:28:57. > :28:59.Arts. Room 101 is on at 8.30pm

:29:00. > :29:01.tomorrow on BBC One. Fay Ripley and I will be here

:29:02. > :29:04.tomorrow talking to Robson Greene. And there'll be music from Pete Tong

:29:05. > :29:07.and the Heritage Orchestra. They want me to write and

:29:08. > :29:24.produce - for a boy band. Oh. Your album's

:29:25. > :29:25.getting five-star reviews, I mean, you must feel like

:29:26. > :29:32.you're dreaming. Well, well.

:29:33. > :29:35.If it isn't Baloo and Mowgli.