:00:16. > :00:21.Hello and on the hottest day of the year, welcome to The Warm Show. Did
:00:22. > :00:28.you like what I did? I did. With Matt Baker. And Nina Wadia! Always
:00:29. > :00:32.lovely to see you, my dear. What is wrong with you today? We will get on
:00:33. > :00:40.to that. We have a lot to get through tonight. It's true. We will
:00:41. > :00:44.start with our guest tonight, who is an award-winning comedy actress. Now
:00:45. > :00:49.she is bringing back some of her favourite characters, including this
:00:50. > :00:55.one. Talking to me? Yes, it's the last stop. Am I bovvered? What? Am I
:00:56. > :01:01.bovvered, though? This is the last stop. She might not be bovvered, but
:01:02. > :01:05.is she hot and bovvered today? It is Catherine Tate. Hello. That is the
:01:06. > :01:11.question. It is the question. Are you a thriver or a wilter? I'm... I
:01:12. > :01:20.don't know. I don't go out in this weather. Who could possibly go out
:01:21. > :01:28.in this? 33.3 C. It is too much. We want to know how you are coping at
:01:29. > :01:34.home. Maybe you are like the gorillas at London Zoo? Send in your
:01:35. > :01:38.photos and we will show some of the coolest later. We will bring on
:01:39. > :01:41.another little friend. Catherine is excited about Ethel. You are further
:01:42. > :01:47.away than I was expecting. Hang on. Two seconds. Thank you very much.
:01:48. > :01:52.There we are. This is Ethel. Have a little stroke now. I will pop her
:01:53. > :02:06.there. Hello, my darling. The rest of her life! Ethel is a French
:02:07. > :02:10.bulldog. Like poodles and Afghans, dogs like Ethel are in vogue. Where
:02:11. > :02:17.there is demand, there is always a criminal, happy to make money
:02:18. > :02:22.whatever the cost. Here is Dan. They are the must-have dogs for a
:02:23. > :02:26.growing band of celebrities, including the Rock, and these
:02:27. > :02:29.flat-faced four-legged friends are fast becoming all the rage with the
:02:30. > :02:37.rest of us, too. Welcome to my world! They are so popular that UK
:02:38. > :02:45.breeders are struggling to cope with demand. Yeah. And rather than
:02:46. > :02:49.waiting for the next litter of pugs or French bulldogs, some wannabe
:02:50. > :02:54.owners are shelling out thousands of pounds for a pup online. That
:02:55. > :02:59.potential to make big money is fuelling a black-market in underage
:03:00. > :03:09.puppies being smuggled across the border from Europe. The Dogs Trust
:03:10. > :03:15.filmed the illegal trade in puppies. Their footage was captured at a vets
:03:16. > :03:22.surgery in Lithuania. This rogue vet is falsifying the date of birth on
:03:23. > :03:27.this puppy's passport. It is illegal to import puppies younger than 15
:03:28. > :03:29.weeks as they won't be properly vaccinated against diseases like
:03:30. > :03:49.rabies. The Dogs Trust says hundreds of
:03:50. > :03:52.snub-nosed puppies have been trafficked into the UK. Adam is
:03:53. > :03:57.showing me around this quarantine kennel in Dover. It was set up last
:03:58. > :04:02.year in response to the influx of smuggled puppies. This last weekend,
:04:03. > :04:08.28 pups were seized over two cars. 28 in two cars? Yeah. They are
:04:09. > :04:12.coming from countries that aren't rabies free and that means there is
:04:13. > :04:20.a risk of bringing that into this country. The rise in puppy smuggling
:04:21. > :04:24.incidents is a big concern for the authorities. Catching and
:04:25. > :04:28.prosecuting smugglers is far from easy. The people who arrive at the
:04:29. > :04:32.ports may not be the breeder, so there can be a number of people
:04:33. > :04:36.involved. That is why it is difficult to trace back to the
:04:37. > :04:40.actual origin of the person who has been responsible for those pups
:04:41. > :04:44.coming over in the first place. What can we do to stop this happening?
:04:45. > :04:47.What we'd like people to do is make sure that they are seeing the puppy
:04:48. > :04:51.with their natural mother and they are checking to see is they haven't
:04:52. > :04:55.come from another country because it fuels this ring of puppies coming
:04:56. > :05:00.into the UK. These homeless hounds may have had an unhappy start to
:05:01. > :05:05.their life, but their future is set to get a whole lot brighter. Many of
:05:06. > :05:08.them are cared for by Dogs Trust volunteers, until they are
:05:09. > :05:15.vaccinated and ready to be matched with new owners here in Britain.
:05:16. > :05:21.Richard and Jessie adopted Lulu earlier this year. She came from a
:05:22. > :05:25.puppy farm in the Czech Republic and she was confiscated at Dover Docks.
:05:26. > :05:31.Jessie, how is she settling in? Perfect. I was surprised how
:05:32. > :05:35.friendly she was to begin with, like considering her background, but,
:05:36. > :05:37.yeah, she's perfect. She's had a tough start to her life, but it is
:05:38. > :05:47.all on the up from here. Yes. Ethel has moved from our side of the
:05:48. > :05:54.sofa and found a new best friend. She has. Ethel was smuggled. Oh my
:05:55. > :06:00.gosh. We are happy to say, after being quarantined, she has been
:06:01. > :06:08.re-homed... Aren't you beautiful? You have lost her, Lana! That's it.
:06:09. > :06:20.You brought back bad memories then! Leave off! Sorry. You have your own
:06:21. > :06:27.dog. I do. There we go. She has an interesting backstory. This
:06:28. > :06:31.beautiful dog, yeah, she isn't a rescue dog, although I'm very much
:06:32. > :06:39.an advocate of rescue dogs. What I did do was I rescued her from
:06:40. > :06:44.Jonathan Ross. I rescued her from a life of luxury because she is the
:06:45. > :06:54.offspring of two of Jonathan's dogs. I got, yeah, he knew I wanted a dog,
:06:55. > :07:00.he said have a look, and she was there. She's beautiful. We
:07:01. > :07:04.understand you are going on tour. Let's remind yourselves of one of
:07:05. > :07:10.those characters. Thank you. Can you call me back on the
:07:11. > :07:19.landline? I'm at the office. I'm at my desk now. Right.
:07:20. > :07:40.This character was based on your mum? Yes, my mum says I don't look
:07:41. > :07:43.like that. You always have to nick from people's characteristics but
:07:44. > :07:50.don't give them the same hair, that is the trick. My mum says, I said
:07:51. > :07:54.that was based on you, she said, I have not got hair like that, but you
:07:55. > :07:59.do scream at everything that happens. I was so embarrassing when
:08:00. > :08:04.I was a child. The door would ring and she would go, I won't do it
:08:05. > :08:08.because Ethel will get a bit... It is like, please, it is so
:08:09. > :08:13.embarrassing. Margaret is one of the many characters that you will be
:08:14. > :08:18.putting on stage this summer. It surprises me you haven't done this
:08:19. > :08:24.already. Me, too. Why now? I don't know what I was doing with my time
:08:25. > :08:27.before. I just always wanted to and I never blocked out the amount of
:08:28. > :08:37.time you are supposed to and you have to do it so far in advance, I
:08:38. > :08:44.was a bit of a commitment-phobe and I bit the bullet. Is this all new
:08:45. > :08:49.material? Yes. The old characters. We recently had to revive Goodness
:08:50. > :08:58.Gracious Me and we aged up some of the characters. Yes. Are you doing
:08:59. > :09:03.that? No. Young forever! Nan's going to get older! No, I thought about
:09:04. > :09:08.doing that. Maybe if I did a TV show that might be the way to do it. On
:09:09. > :09:19.tour, you kind of got to bring out your greatest hits. Hello! Someone
:09:20. > :09:23.dropped her! A biscuit. Someone dropped her a hobnob. There could be
:09:24. > :09:27.anything back there! As far as all of the characters are concerned, you
:09:28. > :09:33.can't rely on anybody else here. You will have a bit of help on stage? I
:09:34. > :09:39.have got help. Matt Horne is coming in - I would hate to do anything on
:09:40. > :09:42.my own. The costume changes... The costume changes alone... I don't
:09:43. > :09:45.know how I will cope! That is a really technical thing. That is
:09:46. > :09:52.going to take an age in rehearsals to get that right. It is exciting.
:09:53. > :09:57.We are going all over the country. I love doing stuff live so that is
:09:58. > :10:02.good. This one is coming with me! For those that have tuned in, this
:10:03. > :10:08.is not Catherine's dog. It is my new character! Out of all the characters
:10:09. > :10:14.that you have played, who has been your favourite? In my show? Yes. You
:10:15. > :10:21.know what, it is great to make people laugh and that is all fun. To
:10:22. > :10:28.be honest, the Nan does elicit the most reaction, but that's old people
:10:29. > :10:33.swearing for you! Are you going to be doing prosthetics? Yes. I had a
:10:34. > :10:38.fitting yesterday because the prosthetics have to be done much
:10:39. > :10:43.quicker, so they are done... The privilege of age, do what you like
:10:44. > :10:48.with everyone else! Are we going to see them back on TV again? I hope
:10:49. > :10:54.so, yeah. I don't really make plans, really. There is no sort of great
:10:55. > :10:59.scheme behind anything. Perhaps, yeah, I'd like to. You have always
:11:00. > :11:04.been busy. Apart from your show, you have been in Doctor Who? Yes. You
:11:05. > :11:10.are very talented, it is incredible. Thank you very much. As you can see,
:11:11. > :11:18.I work wonders with dogs! She begs to differ! You are off on tour very
:11:19. > :11:22.soon. The The Catherine Tate Show kicks off in York. It has not been a
:11:23. > :11:26.good week for British transport with Southern Rail making drastic changes
:11:27. > :11:33.to timetables and British Airways having technical issues with their
:11:34. > :11:40.check-in desks. To tell the story of another headline-hitting blunder,
:11:41. > :11:44.Nick Hewer has bought a one-way ticket to the 1980s.
:11:45. > :11:48.It was every boy's dream to become a train driver when I was growing up.
:11:49. > :11:54.By the early 1980s, our railways were the butt of a national joke.
:11:55. > :12:03.British Rail intend to maintain their standards, but now for the
:12:04. > :12:08.good news... The high-speed advanced passenger train was developed by
:12:09. > :12:13.British Rail during the '60s and '70s. It was designed to tilt as it
:12:14. > :12:19.went around the many bends of the West Coast Main Line enabling it to
:12:20. > :12:22.slash half an hour off the four-and-a-half hour journey time
:12:23. > :12:26.from Glasgow to London. It shows the perils of launching a new product
:12:27. > :12:32.before it is truly ready. I have come to the Crewe Heritage Centre to
:12:33. > :12:38.board the last remaining APT to have been in public service. This man
:12:39. > :12:41.spent many years developing state-of-the-art technology. In
:12:42. > :12:47.1969, work was started on the project. We built a couple of
:12:48. > :12:54.prototype test vehicles, I spent a long time on those. You can see the
:12:55. > :12:59.hydraulics tilting over and then going back again. Yeah. But the APT
:13:00. > :13:04.was about to be derailed by politics. The Prime Minister,
:13:05. > :13:09.Margaret Thatcher, a publicly owned company like British Rail, it was a
:13:10. > :13:13.place of waste and inefficiency, as the chairman found out. She didn't
:13:14. > :13:17.like the railways. Her general attitude was, if anybody is any
:13:18. > :13:21.good, they don't work in a nationalised business. After
:13:22. > :13:24.spending ?50 million of taxpayers' cash, or over ?140 million in
:13:25. > :13:30.today's money, questions were being asked. Why isn't it ready? So
:13:31. > :13:40.against all expert advice, the bosses at British Rail, with the
:13:41. > :13:45.Government blaring in their ears, decided to bring the launch forward.
:13:46. > :13:56.It was prepared for its maiden departure on the 7th December, 1981.
:13:57. > :14:02.The APT sped towards Euston with the sun coming up. Alan Marshall saw
:14:03. > :14:05.exactly what was coming down the tracks. Quite a few of the
:14:06. > :14:08.journalists had been taken to Glasgow the day before. They went
:14:09. > :14:11.into the hotel bar and stayed there rather late and then they got on a
:14:12. > :14:16.train and blamed the tilting sensation of the train for them not
:14:17. > :14:27.feeling too well. I thought the ride was bumpier than I expected. The
:14:28. > :14:32.press dubbed the APT Queasy Rider. It made two Private Eye front
:14:33. > :14:37.covers. The papers had a field day. The train suffered frozen pipes and
:14:38. > :14:40.brake failure in the freezing midwinter conditions. Will you make
:14:41. > :14:45.it to London today? Of course we are. Out of the first six journeys,
:14:46. > :14:49.only two reached their destination. Not a drop of tea was spilt. For 40
:14:50. > :14:55.minutes, the train didn't move. In PR terms, the launch of the APT was
:14:56. > :15:01.a disaster. In a last-ditch attempt to win over the public, British Rail
:15:02. > :15:07.made a promotional film with former Blue Peter presenter, Peter Purvis.
:15:08. > :15:11.I was aware that people had said it's a bit queasy, absolute
:15:12. > :15:13.nonsense. It was a smooth as can be. The technology to my mind was just
:15:14. > :15:23.perfection. I have had an excellent breakfast in
:15:24. > :15:30.delightful surroundings. Were you riding a revolution every train or a
:15:31. > :15:36.white elephant? It was not a white elephant. But he was wrong. More
:15:37. > :15:41.problems with the British rail APT, the brakes failed because of the
:15:42. > :15:46.cold. After a month in service, the APT was withdrawn indefinitely. But
:15:47. > :15:52.there is a twist. The following year, the rights to British Rail's
:15:53. > :15:55.APT technology were acquired by the railway division of Fiat, after some
:15:56. > :16:00.finessing it was rolled out on the next generation of trains and today
:16:01. > :16:10.if you travel on the West Coast Main line it may be an aid helping and
:16:11. > :16:14.only no train. -- pendolino. Yes, we bought back our own technology, so
:16:15. > :16:20.if anybody should feel sick it's the British taxpayer. Nick is with us
:16:21. > :16:30.now. Nick, meet kettle. We are going to stick with PR but we are going to
:16:31. > :16:37.France -- Ethel. The French spent 12 billion on new trains. Right. The
:16:38. > :16:41.problem is that size matters and they were an inch and a half too
:16:42. > :16:45.wide and consequently somebody in France had to go around 1300
:16:46. > :16:52.stations chipping off the edge of the platforms. Disastrous. They were
:16:53. > :16:56.too wide and unfortunately they were too high. On the Riviera, the
:16:57. > :17:00.bridges were too low, so everybody had to get out of the trains into
:17:01. > :17:07.Italy and get into another train because somebody hadn't taken
:17:08. > :17:14.Netscape major! How can that happen? -- hadn't taken the tape measure.
:17:15. > :17:20.What about these guys? Anyone flown to Berlin recently? Brandenburg
:17:21. > :17:24.airport, the joy of Germany, it will be when it's finished. 5 billion
:17:25. > :17:33.over budget, it was due to open in 2014. They think 2017, perhaps 2019
:17:34. > :17:39.and some say that it will never open, 20,000 unresolved problems.
:17:40. > :17:42.20,000! Some of them you'll be delighted about. Apparently nobody
:17:43. > :17:47.in the airport was advanced enough to switch off the lights, there are
:17:48. > :17:54.2000 lights burning day and night and it cost them ?2000 every 12
:17:55. > :18:00.hours. The escalators, size matters, they were too short and they had to
:18:01. > :18:05.take them away. I love it. Somebody delivered thousands of trees and
:18:06. > :18:15.planted them and then they had to be chopped down, the wrong trees. And
:18:16. > :18:19.so it goes on. That was a kind of achtung but the PR man was fired for
:18:20. > :18:25.being honest, he said he isn't sure that it's never going to open. Let's
:18:26. > :18:32.move onto ticket side of things, away from the airport. There's a
:18:33. > :18:36.good story. American Airlines aren't alone in making a mess of a
:18:37. > :18:44.promotional programme. There is was called the airpass. You give me a
:18:45. > :18:49.quarter of ?1 million, they say, and you can fly anywhere you like,
:18:50. > :18:53.first-class for as long as you like and as many times as you like. They
:18:54. > :18:58.thought that a future if executives would take it up, but essentially
:18:59. > :19:05.it's a good PR story -- a few chief executives. One man took it up and
:19:06. > :19:08.flew to London 16 times in a month. LAUGHTER
:19:09. > :19:15.Clearly he had nowhere to live. I bet you he was Indian! One chap
:19:16. > :19:21.apparently flew ?21 million worth of flights, 10 million miles. They
:19:22. > :19:25.increased the price, but people kept coming, they increased it again and
:19:26. > :19:28.they eventually stopped it. They thought they had better have a look
:19:29. > :19:37.and see what's going on and they got in a fraud team. For that 250,000,
:19:38. > :19:45.for you, and for 150,000, I could take you. And I'm worth it! Some
:19:46. > :19:51.tricky characters, one person was putting people in with fraudulent
:19:52. > :19:56.names, he flew a priest to Rome. He sent a mother to see her children
:19:57. > :20:06.because one of them had a sniffle. You've got to be very careful with
:20:07. > :20:10.these promotional items. A vacuum cleaner manufacturer offered a deal
:20:11. > :20:15.where it you buy one, you will fly to Barbados, and they were swamped.
:20:16. > :20:19.Nice to see you. Time for Esther to get some help with another one of
:20:20. > :20:22.your dilemmas, this one is all about terms of endearment in the
:20:23. > :20:32.workplace, isn't that right, petal? Stop it! In the words of our guest,
:20:33. > :20:35.how very dare you! Here's an interesting dilemma. There's a
:20:36. > :20:39.junior doctor working in hospital and her consultant keeps calling her
:20:40. > :20:43.love and sweetheart even in the professional setting. She says she
:20:44. > :20:48.finds the name degrading but she hasn't said anything because it may
:20:49. > :20:56.damage her career. Should she bring it up? Lex see what the people of
:20:57. > :21:02.Rotherham think. -- let's see. Hello, can you help? Hello, can you
:21:03. > :21:07.help me? You don't have to talk into it like that. What should she do?
:21:08. > :21:12.Don't come and work for me because I do it all the time. The only person
:21:13. > :21:16.who pulled me up on it, she was pompous and she was a snub. Does he
:21:17. > :21:23.call you sweetheart? He doesn't call me that. What do you think she
:21:24. > :21:30.should say? Get on with her life. That's good advice. If the
:21:31. > :21:36.individual finds it not appropriate their many to bring it up with their
:21:37. > :21:41.boss. I'd pull you to one side and say, listen, I don't like that, but
:21:42. > :21:47.I wouldn't be really bothered. Life is too short. Other things to have a
:21:48. > :21:57.row about. Do you think she should argue or ignore it? Argue! What did
:21:58. > :22:01.you call me? You called me love? Yeah. That's what we are talking
:22:02. > :22:06.about, people who call each other love and pet why do they do that?
:22:07. > :22:11.You bump into somebody, you say excuse me, sorry, love, it isn't a
:22:12. > :22:18.disrespectful thing. When you called me love, I rather liked it! She is a
:22:19. > :22:23.colleague, she shouldn't be threatened and she should go quietly
:22:24. > :22:27.and say that they don't like him using those terms. It shouldn't
:22:28. > :22:33.spoil their relationship. Would you mind? Not at all, no. Some jobs I
:22:34. > :22:40.think you should be more professional but at the salon, it is
:22:41. > :22:43.totally different, more relaxed. You are gorgeous, far better than on
:22:44. > :22:51.television, aren't you lovely? How can she pointed out to her boss?
:22:52. > :23:02.Call me by my name, people preferred that. We say sweetheart. Pet. It is
:23:03. > :23:10.a term of endearment. Do you think she should approach it? Ignore it.
:23:11. > :23:16.No. In Yorkshire we nearly always say love. What does he call you?
:23:17. > :23:21.That's for me to know and for you to find out! True!
:23:22. > :23:27.Hopefully Esther will be back in Rotherham soon for more dilemmas.
:23:28. > :23:31.Catherine, are you a fan of pet names, do you think they are
:23:32. > :23:33.appropriate? When your producer was talking to me and said we will do an
:23:34. > :23:39.item about terms of endearment in the workplace I said I thought it is
:23:40. > :23:46.inappropriate, I don't think it's right. Then I got here, the runner
:23:47. > :23:55.said it was nice to meet me and I said OK, thanks, love! LAUGHTER
:23:56. > :23:59.I thought, oh, what a hypocrite. I have to say, is one of the first
:24:00. > :24:01.things I noticed when I moved to the country, there is a real warmth
:24:02. > :24:09.about the terms of endearment, especially up north. Come in, love.
:24:10. > :24:13.It is a community thing. The prom season is well underway and we are
:24:14. > :24:17.going to meet the young virtuoso with an extraordinary talent. The
:24:18. > :24:28.thing is, she is only 11 and was composing music at an age when most
:24:29. > :24:33.of us can't even tie our shoelaces. My name is Alma Deutscher, 9/11
:24:34. > :24:40.years old, I'm a composer and a pianist and a violinist. I'm going
:24:41. > :24:45.to play concert at the Henley Festival. I'm going to play the
:24:46. > :24:50.third movement of my violin Concerto with the Welsh National Orchestra.
:24:51. > :24:57.I'm going to play with a really amazing singer. Bryn Terfel is a
:24:58. > :25:05.novel is -- is an opera singer and I'm excited to share the stage with
:25:06. > :25:11.him. When I was little, I didn't even know it was called composing. I
:25:12. > :25:16.would just sit down at the piano and I would play the tunes I had in my
:25:17. > :25:20.head. When I was five, I started writing things down on paper, not
:25:21. > :25:28.just keeping it in my head like I had done before. I had a notebook
:25:29. > :25:37.full of my early pieces. This is me Emperor by a man I was quite. --
:25:38. > :25:41.improvising when I was four. Since she was small, she has had tunes
:25:42. > :25:47.pouring out of her, it wasn't a sudden moment of discovery, it has
:25:48. > :25:54.always been there. Here I am very young, so my improvisation is an
:25:55. > :26:00.much simpler than now. -- improvisations are much simpler. It
:26:01. > :26:04.is fun to look back. I don't go to school because if I went to school I
:26:05. > :26:10.would have no time for properly doing music. I learn exactly what I
:26:11. > :26:15.would learn and more at home. I have private lessons and I read a lot. I
:26:16. > :26:20.also have lots of friends. If I went to school, it would be a waste
:26:21. > :26:29.because I would dream 80% of the time. I've got a magic skipping rope
:26:30. > :26:35.and I wave it around and sometimes randomly a melody springs into my
:26:36. > :26:54.mind and I hurry and record it. I'm glad she spotted that one. I
:26:55. > :26:58.think she's an astonishing talent. Technically she's a very fine player
:26:59. > :27:05.already at the tender age of 11, I think. But actually is the music she
:27:06. > :27:11.writes, it's astonishing for somebody of that age. She has sharp
:27:12. > :27:25.ears, she picks up things in rehearsals. I think, OK, wouldn't
:27:26. > :27:29.mind those ears. I would like to have that confidence at her age, she
:27:30. > :27:36.plays the music and writes it as well. A very playful personality,
:27:37. > :27:40.credit to her parents. When you have a special talent in your family, you
:27:41. > :27:42.must nurture it. I had the rehearsal with the orchestra and it was very
:27:43. > :27:55.exciting, listening how it sounds. CLASSICAL MUSIC. Very excited but I
:27:56. > :28:00.get nervous on her behalf. She doesn't get nervous but I get
:28:01. > :28:13.nervous for her. Can I introduce you to Alma Deutscher. I am writing a
:28:14. > :28:18.piano Concerto which is a big project, because it isn't easy. I
:28:19. > :28:22.think I will always be a composer because that's one thing that I
:28:23. > :28:28.really love the most and I would be very unhappy if I couldn't compose.
:28:29. > :28:47.APPLAUSE What an unbelievable talent that is.
:28:48. > :28:51.Incredible. Thank you for the photos you have been sending in, how to
:28:52. > :28:58.cool off in the summer. Just in from the West Midlands is cooling off
:28:59. > :29:02.with his grandson's T Rex. Holly is the dog wearing the Panama. And this
:29:03. > :29:08.from Cheryl with a horse, cooling off. That's all we've got time for
:29:09. > :29:18.tonight. Thank you to Catherine whose live tour kicks off on October
:29:19. > :29:23.the 31st. How much have you enjoyed Ethel's company? I love it. I will
:29:24. > :29:36.be back tomorrow, enjoy the rest of the sunshine. Goodbye for now.
:29:37. > :29:39.As the only female in a hard, tough, very macho world,
:29:40. > :29:42.do you feel any particular sense of pressure