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:00:23. > :00:28.Hello and welcome to the One Show and back in the warm studio after

:00:28. > :00:34.eight days of blood, sweat and tears on a rickshaw, Matt Baker!

:00:34. > :00:39.CHEERING AND APPLAUSE if thank you, top of the Strictly leaderboard,

:00:39. > :00:44.Alex Jones. My jaw was on the floor. You have

:00:44. > :00:49.had the weekend to recover. Are you still in pain? My legs are burning

:00:49. > :00:54.light you wouldn't believe. I got on the scales when I got home and I

:00:54. > :01:01.had lost a stone and a quarter in seven days. That is a lot of weight.

:01:01. > :01:05.Get the cake down you! I got into the office today and is greeted me,

:01:05. > :01:11.full of congratulations, thank you so much. I have been overwhelmed by

:01:11. > :01:16.the letters, the gifts. Thanks ever so much for your generosity. If you

:01:16. > :01:20.still want to donate, details will be coming up later. First, what

:01:20. > :01:24.about introducing tonight's guest? Apart from being in the most famous

:01:24. > :01:29.comedy group in the world. writing one of the greatest sitcoms

:01:29. > :01:39.of all time. What has tonight's guest ever done for us? Let's find

:01:39. > :01:41.

:01:41. > :01:48.out, it is John Cleese! For how are you? Good to see you. Hello. Sit

:01:48. > :01:53.down. It's sit yourself down. nice to see you again. That was

:01:53. > :01:57.amazing, what you did. I really admire it. Thank you Marah. He is a

:01:58. > :02:01.hero and his knees have taken a right bashing. What about all of

:02:02. > :02:05.the Silly walks used to do, did they affect you? I can't do them

:02:05. > :02:11.any more because I have an artificial hip and an artificial

:02:11. > :02:16.knee. I had a total knee replacement about 12 months ago. It

:02:16. > :02:20.is pretty tough, I didn't get a proper night's sleep for six months.

:02:20. > :02:27.You are waking up a lot. If you have to have it done, look after

:02:28. > :02:32.yourself. A year on? It is weak. They say you should get to the gym

:02:32. > :02:37.and strengthen the muscles and then rest. But you have a life and they

:02:37. > :02:42.say yes, anyway, get in the gym and then rest. We are looking forward

:02:42. > :02:47.to chatting shortly about your DVD. And lookout for a lost Monti Python

:02:47. > :02:51.sketch that hasn't been seen on British TV for nearly 40 years.

:02:51. > :02:54.John played a very strict headmaster Brian Stimson in

:02:54. > :02:58.Clockwise. With all the talk about increasing discipline in our

:02:59. > :03:02.schools, maybe his character should be seen as a role model. Simon

:03:02. > :03:12.Boazman has found out if it is the kind of approach which has helped

:03:12. > :03:12.

:03:12. > :03:15.one man produced an amazing The rules are strict and they are

:03:15. > :03:24.set in stone. You get harsh punishments if you don't follow

:03:24. > :03:30.them. I aspire to maintain an inquiring mind. It is different.

:03:30. > :03:36.But I think it is very rewarding. When I first saw him, I thought he

:03:36. > :03:41.was about six feet something. I will have to watch my back!

:03:41. > :03:46.admire what he does and I believe in it 100%. This is the man they

:03:46. > :03:51.pull out all the stops for. Good afternoon. Michael Wilshaw. He is

:03:51. > :03:55.in charge of the successful Moss born Academy, which opened its

:03:55. > :04:02.doors in 2004. It replaced Hackney Downs comprehensive, which had been

:04:02. > :04:06.called the worst school in Britain. It is 7:30am and the senior team

:04:06. > :04:10.are already sitting down for the regular catch up. Good morning. I

:04:11. > :04:14.wonder whether we could start off by talking about Key Stage four.

:04:14. > :04:20.Any issues? Sir Michael has a history of turning around troubled

:04:20. > :04:26.schools. Here, students get top marks with 82% achieving five or

:04:27. > :04:30.more GCSEs at grades A star to C, including English and maths. If we

:04:30. > :04:34.can improve schools in areas like this, that will put an enormous

:04:34. > :04:44.pressure on those schools in more pleasant areas which are not

:04:44. > :04:48.

:04:48. > :04:52.I came here thinking maybe I would find a different atmosphere to the

:04:52. > :04:56.school I went to, but this is a different universe. The only time

:04:56. > :05:02.you saw lines in my school was outside the headmaster's office.

:05:02. > :05:07.Here, everyone is in line. Military precision. So why are we interested

:05:07. > :05:10.in Sir Michael? Because next year, he will be in charge of the

:05:10. > :05:15.school's regulator Ofsted, making him one of the most influential men

:05:15. > :05:19.in education. Many teachers would not agree, but he thinks some in

:05:19. > :05:24.the industry are coasting. He says that is one of the things he wants

:05:24. > :05:30.to tackle. I can't work out whether this is a modern technique for it

:05:30. > :05:34.is very old-fashioned. It is old fashioned -- if hole dug -- old-

:05:34. > :05:41.fashioned means high expectations from children. If old-fashioned

:05:41. > :05:45.means we are asking them to respect others. If traditional means

:05:45. > :05:50.ensuring there are no excuses for poor behaviour and for poor

:05:50. > :05:53.performance, I'm happy to be called Traditional. One accusation is you

:05:53. > :05:59.will cherry-pick the best pupils and exclude troubled pupils and

:05:59. > :06:02.that is how you achieve these great result. We can't do that. We

:06:03. > :06:12.subscribe to the local authority's code. They insist we take a

:06:13. > :06:16.

:06:16. > :06:20.comprehensive intake and I support Good morning. Good morning. They

:06:20. > :06:25.always stand up when you come in. They stand up for me and other

:06:25. > :06:29.members of staff. They would stand up for the teacher you see here. It

:06:29. > :06:34.is a mark of a similar level of respect for authority and the

:06:34. > :06:39.authority of teachers. For a start lessons dithery, too. Reciting a

:06:39. > :06:43.mantra to get them ready for every class. And then attentive ear so

:06:43. > :06:48.that in this class and all classes... What do the pupils make

:06:48. > :06:52.of it? It sets you up for the beginning of the lesson. The whole

:06:52. > :06:56.school says it and so it is like you are part of the community of

:06:56. > :07:01.the school. Sir Michael expects all his teachers to provide as much

:07:01. > :07:05.support as possible to the students. Extra lessons are provided, which

:07:05. > :07:11.means extra powers for the teachers. I think there's too much pressure

:07:11. > :07:14.and too much pressure on. We are all human beings. I know everyone

:07:14. > :07:18.in the school works exceptionally hard. Some of the pressure is good,

:07:18. > :07:22.they keep has focused and driven. But there are times when I think

:07:22. > :07:26.sometimes the pressure is too much. There will be teachers watching who

:07:26. > :07:30.will say it is OK for Sir Michael, he has good money and well-paid

:07:30. > :07:34.teachers, but we have a struggling part of the country. That is

:07:34. > :07:40.nonsense, we get the same funding formula as a school half-a-mile

:07:40. > :07:45.away. The only difference is the building which we got eight years

:07:45. > :07:50.ago. The revenue funding is the same. We husband that money well

:07:50. > :07:54.and I used a lot of that money to retain good staff. They might get

:07:54. > :07:57.the same money per child, but Academy's don't have to contribute

:07:57. > :08:04.to the local or education authority, which gives them more control of

:08:04. > :08:10.their budgets. This is a great success on paper at least, but the

:08:10. > :08:13.question will be, can Sir Michael transfer that success he has hit to

:08:13. > :08:18.a much bigger organisation like Ofsted? We will have to wait until

:08:18. > :08:22.the end of term to find out. As Simon said, there will be

:08:22. > :08:27.teachers watching this and there is a former teacher but ciders.

:08:27. > :08:31.taught for two years. What I discovered was that they didn't

:08:31. > :08:35.mind more relaxed teachers and they didn't mind strict teachers, but

:08:35. > :08:41.the teachers they hated were the ones who were a bit lax one day and

:08:41. > :08:45.then stripped the next. What they needed more than anything was

:08:45. > :08:50.predictability and structure. -- strict. In a sense they felt safe,

:08:50. > :08:56.they felt that the teacher was in charge. Would you class yourself as

:08:56. > :08:59.a strict teacher? No. Right at the beginning I knew, because I hadn't

:08:59. > :09:03.left school three months before, and I knew what it was about.

:09:03. > :09:08.There's a war at the start between teachers and the kids. The kids

:09:08. > :09:13.want the teacher to win. Then they feel safe, but they are testing him

:09:13. > :09:16.out to begin with. If you win the war, the first thing is you have to

:09:16. > :09:23.learn all have their names, which is on the first day. If you don't

:09:23. > :09:26.know their names, you say, hey you, stop that. Once you have their

:09:26. > :09:31.names, you can impose a structure and then they feel better. They

:09:31. > :09:37.feel safe to learn. He left teaching and went into comedy.

:09:37. > :09:42.Speaking of which, your alimony Tour is out on DVD and you came in

:09:42. > :09:46.about six months ago to talk about it. You said your aim was to raise

:09:46. > :09:54.�20 million for a divorce settlement. $20 million. Part of a

:09:54. > :09:59.divorce settlement. Did you manage it? Three more decades to go! Four

:09:59. > :10:03.more years to go, but it made... It was fun and it helped. It was great

:10:03. > :10:06.to get out in front of live audiences again because after 35

:10:06. > :10:09.years of being in film and television, you don't know if

:10:09. > :10:14.people think you're programmes are funny. You have had a great

:10:14. > :10:19.response, let's have a look. million, for that amount of money,

:10:19. > :10:24.based on their divorce settlements, I could have married Brigitte

:10:24. > :10:34.Nielsen 3.3 times. I could have married Pamela Anderson 8.5 times.

:10:34. > :10:34.

:10:34. > :10:43.And I could have married anyone from the Isle of Man 2276 times.

:10:43. > :10:47.Brilliant! Very good. John is lucky to have a live comedy show to sound

:10:47. > :10:50.off about his ex-wife, but what you do if you're not famous and you

:10:50. > :10:57.want to get your own back? We sent Alex Wyllie to Liverpool to find

:10:57. > :11:02.out. Ladies and gentlemen, we are filming for the One Show and we

:11:02. > :11:08.want to hear about your stories way you have been wronged and you found

:11:08. > :11:13.a way of taking sweet revenge. Come and tell us, don't be shy. Madame?

:11:13. > :11:20.My ex-boyfriend, who cheated on me, I thought what can I do to get him

:11:20. > :11:28.back? I thought I would go on a night out and be unfaithful to him.

:11:29. > :11:32.And then bring them back? And you go, higher! It takes two to tango.

:11:32. > :11:37.We had a horrible supervisor so we got good boy chocolate drops and

:11:37. > :11:44.put them in her bag. If you put dog food in her bag? It was chocolate

:11:44. > :11:50.drops. She ate them all. I went and kissed her mate in front of her.

:11:50. > :11:56.The did she make any comment? did have a shiny coat afterwards.

:11:56. > :12:00.Please, tell me your story. This man was not the nicest of

:12:00. > :12:05.boyfriends and I thought I know what I will do. I made a lovely big

:12:05. > :12:11.pie, lovely pastry, home-made, and I put a pound of dog meat in the

:12:11. > :12:14.dish and he ate the lot. I found out he had cheated on me but I

:12:15. > :12:19.stayed with him. But when it came to actually cheating on him, I

:12:19. > :12:24.couldn't do it. I thought, two wrongs don't make a right. While

:12:24. > :12:28.they say vengeance is a dish best served cold, I have learnt that if

:12:28. > :12:33.you have been mean to someone and they could you a hot meat pie, it

:12:33. > :12:36.is probably best to settle for a salad.

:12:36. > :12:43.John talks brilliantly about his career. We thought we would ask you

:12:43. > :12:49.some questions, Python style. reveal the dead parrots. Would you

:12:49. > :12:56.like to pick a dead parrot? I will have that one to start with. Let's

:12:56. > :12:59.have a look. The questions are within. Amazingly, Fawlty Towers

:12:59. > :13:04.didn't get viewers when it first aired, did you ever think it was

:13:04. > :13:10.going to be a flop? Well, after the second show I remember the Daily

:13:10. > :13:14.Mirror had a big headline, Long John short on jokes. I thought,

:13:14. > :13:18.works. It really didn't catch on until the fourth or 5th show.

:13:18. > :13:22.Whenever you do anything that is genuinely new, it takes a little

:13:22. > :13:27.bit of time for people to get on the right wavelength. It did with

:13:27. > :13:31.Python. It wasn't until they repeated the Python first series

:13:31. > :13:36.that suddenly it became a success. But the first series, people didn't

:13:36. > :13:43.really know. A few people got it and a lot of people didn't. People

:13:43. > :13:52.certainly did. Another parrot. will choose another one, let's go

:13:52. > :13:57.You objected to a BBC drama in which you were played by an actor.

:13:57. > :14:04.Why and what happened? They wanted to do something about the couldn't

:14:04. > :14:08.frontation with the Bishop of Southwark. I said let's get

:14:08. > :14:12.together and check, I would like to they will them something that

:14:12. > :14:16.happened and that no-one else knows, they didn't seem to want to know

:14:16. > :14:21.that. I thought it was a great story. I have not seen the show. I

:14:21. > :14:23.think it is a very interesting story, but they did not seem

:14:23. > :14:27.interested in informing themselves about it

:14:27. > :14:37.The drama was the film about the Monty Python's Life of Brian, let's

:14:37. > :14:37.

:14:37. > :14:45.have a little reminder. Was it you? Yes? Well, you did say

:14:45. > :14:49.Jehovah! Stop is it! Now, look, no- one is to stone anyone until I blow

:14:49. > :14:55.this whistle, do you understand? Even, and I want to make this

:14:55. > :15:00.absolutely clear, even if they do say Jehovah! APPLAUSE

:15:00. > :15:05.You were saying that is one of your favourite bits? It still makes me

:15:05. > :15:12.life. When he says no-one is to stone

:15:12. > :15:15.until I blow the whistle... Classic. Would Monty Python's Flying Circus

:15:15. > :15:20.ever be made today, given the way that television is made? I don't

:15:20. > :15:24.think so. The person who said to go ahead, we had a most embarrassing

:15:24. > :15:31.meeting with him. We asked what the show was about. We didn't really

:15:31. > :15:37.know. We had not prepared? --! I thought, please, get me out of here.

:15:37. > :15:41.Then he told us to go away and make 13 programmes. They would not make

:15:41. > :15:46.that choice now. Then they would trust their gut and they were happy

:15:46. > :15:50.to hire talent. To give the talent a chance. To risk what might happen.

:15:50. > :15:54.It was a good risk to take. Indeed.

:15:54. > :15:59.The last parrot. Here we go.

:15:59. > :16:07.Despite not being able to sing a note you ended up in a Broadway mus

:16:07. > :16:13.call, how on earth did that happen, -- you ended up in a Broadway

:16:13. > :16:19.musical. How did it happen? I was hopeless at singing. One day I was

:16:19. > :16:24.in New York, they asked me to audition for a musical. I thought

:16:24. > :16:27.it hilarious. They gave me sheets of script to do,

:16:27. > :16:33.dialogue. I made the producers laugh.

:16:33. > :16:37.Then they asked me to sing something. To which I said "no".

:16:37. > :16:43.Seriously. I couldn't remember queues.

:16:43. > :16:48.So they asked to sing the National Anthem. I didn't know how it went.

:16:48. > :16:53.I thought it was the funniest thing that had happened to me, the phone

:16:53. > :16:59.rang and I had gotten the part. I panicked. I went into the rehearsal

:16:59. > :17:06.on the first day, I went to the musical director, I said, "Stanley,

:17:06. > :17:10.I told them at the audition I could not sing." He said he been on

:17:10. > :17:16.Broadway 40 years, he said that everyone could sing, ten minutes

:17:16. > :17:20.later he changed his mind! He told me to learn the lines and mime

:17:20. > :17:27.Scottish National Party That is what I did every day on stage.

:17:27. > :17:30.Brilliant. John has achieved the impossible, he managed to make a

:17:30. > :17:36.party political broadcast entertaining. Here is a message now

:17:36. > :17:40.from Gyles Brandreth. There now follows a look at party

:17:40. > :17:46.political broadcasts on the behalf of the One Show.

:17:46. > :17:49.Britain's politicians used to be aluef and remote, but in 1951

:17:49. > :17:53.something changed. Something that brought these very strange people

:17:53. > :17:57.directly into our living rooms. That something was the party

:17:57. > :18:00.political broadcast. This was politics, but not as we

:18:00. > :18:04.knew it. It was a huge change. The

:18:04. > :18:08.generation this had seen Britain through the Second World War was

:18:08. > :18:15.reluctant to appear on television. COMMENTATOR: Anything you care to

:18:15. > :18:19.say about the coming election? Michael Cockerel is the doyenne of

:18:19. > :18:28.TV political journalism. 1951 for the first time there were

:18:28. > :18:34.three party election broadcasts. The first of them was given by an

:18:35. > :18:40.octogenarian, Lord Samuel. They are coming from a defeated opposition.

:18:40. > :18:45.He spent the whole time looking down and was cut off mid-sentence.

:18:45. > :18:51.I think that there is such a way... It was a very auspicious start.

:18:51. > :18:56.second broadcast was by the Conservatives, it was slicker.

:18:56. > :19:00.Winston Churchill got ant oin Eden to appear. A smooth man, who

:19:00. > :19:05.fancied himself on television. They used the BBC's most famous

:19:05. > :19:11.interview, Lesley Mitchell. He and an oint learned their lines.

:19:11. > :19:15.there a sled of truth in that can't believe that any ordinary

:19:15. > :19:19.socialist leaders believe it themselves. To modernise, some of

:19:19. > :19:24.the early broadcasts looked unsophisticated and even smug.

:19:24. > :19:28.There is a broadcast, where McMillan who is sitting in his

:19:28. > :19:31.country house with his Cabinet around him and said I think we

:19:31. > :19:36.should be satisfied with the way that things have gone? We have come

:19:36. > :19:39.from the House, we are up-to-date! This was not seen as a great

:19:39. > :19:44.success. Over the years, the broadcasts

:19:44. > :19:49.became more professional. There are some milestones.... Fake

:19:49. > :19:52.Labour Party TV studio. COMMENTATOR: This is our television

:19:52. > :19:58.operations room. The hard-hitting campaigning after

:19:58. > :20:06.the Winter of Discontent. What a winter.

:20:06. > :20:12.It has not been a lot of fun. And the SDP a$$NEWLINE Alliance

:20:12. > :20:18.trying their hand at comedy. The Pope tells me he is thinking

:20:19. > :20:23.about it! The 1987 election marked a shift from the message to the man.

:20:24. > :20:28.Kinnock the movie from Hollywood director, Hugh Hudson put the

:20:28. > :20:32.politician's personality centre- stage. The real explosive lij of

:20:32. > :20:39.being strong is the power it gives you to help people who are not

:20:39. > :20:42.strong -- privilege. The aim aaccording to the veteran clim nist,

:20:42. > :20:47.Simon Hoggard is to make the politicians feel welcome in our

:20:47. > :20:51.homes. It is about approachable. That if

:20:51. > :20:57.this particular politician was in your front room, you would be

:20:57. > :21:05.having a cup of tea with him or her, thinking that they are OK.

:21:05. > :21:10.Jaim was not a stereo typical upper class Conservative so how to do it?

:21:10. > :21:15.You could go on a drive in your chauffer-driven limousine, oh,

:21:15. > :21:19.there is one here. I spent my youth in different

:21:19. > :21:26.houses. I used to live down here. I wonder

:21:26. > :21:30.if the house is still there? It is still there. It has hardly changed

:21:30. > :21:36.Of course, you could have a conversation between two old and

:21:36. > :21:41.dear friends. Take your jacket off to show how informal you are.

:21:41. > :21:48.appear to be mates, to unwind together? The question is how to

:21:48. > :21:55.sustain it? The key is stability that leads to growth.

:21:55. > :21:59.They recreate the seen so that they actually look like they like each

:21:59. > :22:03.other. The aim is to do these things

:22:03. > :22:10.simply, without anything other than one person to address the people.

:22:10. > :22:14.So, here I am, with the camera getting ever closer and the music

:22:14. > :22:21.getting louder. My message is clear: I love this country. I am

:22:21. > :22:23.here to offer you myself, my services, my heart, my soul...

:22:23. > :22:27.APPLAUSE And we do love him, Gyles Brandreth

:22:27. > :22:32.is with us. Now, a lovely film, but where were

:22:32. > :22:37.all the women? There were not many women in politics, there are still

:22:37. > :22:40.not. 22% of the House of Commons are women. There are not that many

:22:40. > :22:47.women around. David Cameron has been getting into trouble about

:22:47. > :22:52.that. What does he do? He plays Samantha Cameron in the kitchen.

:22:52. > :22:57.Not in the Cabinet. What is the strangest party

:22:57. > :23:03.political broadcast ever? I came across this one from the 1st of

:23:03. > :23:09.June, 1994. Broadcast on behalf of the Natural Law Party.

:23:09. > :23:12.Their leader was a remarkable man, Dr Jeffrey Clement. I think that

:23:12. > :23:17.you will find the policies rather attractive.

:23:18. > :23:27.We will establish a group of 7,000 experts, in meditation andowingic

:23:28. > :23:38.

:23:38. > :23:43.That's just extraordinary! They succeeded in getting about 1% of a

:23:43. > :23:49.vote! They had celebrities aboard. George Harrison was one of their

:23:49. > :23:54.people that raised money for them. And did you know, can I teach him a

:23:54. > :24:02.little surprise, did you know that you made a party political

:24:02. > :24:07.broadcast on the -- on behalf of the Conservative Party? No!

:24:07. > :24:11.have forgotten it, as a sketch, 1973 in November, it was not

:24:11. > :24:16.repeated the following year as there was a general election. Last

:24:16. > :24:21.year it turned up on YouTube. It's been picked up by an American

:24:21. > :24:25.broadcaster, I can show you for the first time in 38 years, this is a

:24:25. > :24:30.television scoop, you, John, supporting the Conservative Party.

:24:30. > :24:36.Watch this. Good evening, figures talk. We have fulfilled over three

:24:36. > :24:45.of our election pledges. Before the end of our second year of good

:24:45. > :24:54.Conservative rule, that is. What is more, we hope that in the autumn in

:24:54. > :25:03.legislation... We will help those in lower income groups.

:25:03. > :25:06.No. No. Look, it is and. One and two and three and four. Five and

:25:07. > :25:14.six and seven and down. Do you know any other words? Don't

:25:14. > :25:19.think of them, count them in your head. No. One and two... No.

:25:19. > :25:26.Do it with me. Further more we hope that we can stop the rising

:25:26. > :25:31.unemployment. Point at employment with your finger. I can do it when

:25:31. > :25:33.you're here! I won't be far away. Now, for something completely

:25:33. > :25:38.different. Yes, last week was definitely a

:25:38. > :25:44.week of ups and downs as Matt road his rickshaw across the country,

:25:44. > :25:54.let's have a look back at his extraordinary journey.

:25:54. > :25:55.

:25:55. > :26:02.3, 2, 1, off you go! Let's go! Just over a mile down. 483 to go.

:26:02. > :26:06.And now I have a piper in the back. Things don't get much better than

:26:06. > :26:13.this in the Scottish Borders! Yes! Let's just roll on down to London.

:26:13. > :26:23.One minute I was happy, the next minute hanging over the bars in

:26:23. > :26:30.tears. # On the road again... # Misty rain,

:26:30. > :26:34.Pudsey in the back. Uphill, a great cocktail atam in the morning! We

:26:34. > :26:42.have a mini Pudsey on board. Can you come the whole way to London?

:26:42. > :26:52.You are lighter than the bigger Pudsey? No?!! County Durham! It is

:26:52. > :26:55.

:26:55. > :27:00.slipping. Go on, Matt! Come on! 200... 200

:27:00. > :27:03.feet away from the highest point in the whole route. The money we have

:27:03. > :27:09.rised -- raised. How long have you been waiting for

:27:09. > :27:16.me? About an hour, at least! Sorry to keep you out in the wet. Thank

:27:16. > :27:19.you, all! York! Here we come. Let's go! The last four days has hit me

:27:19. > :27:25.like a... Sharp pains in the old knees.

:27:25. > :27:29.I've got the back of my kneecap grinding against my bone.

:27:29. > :27:34.It is excruciating. It makes you feel sick. All of these people that

:27:34. > :27:41.are waiting out to cheer me on and keep me going. I just feel so... So

:27:41. > :27:45.bad that I can't get to them when they're expecting me to get to them.

:27:45. > :27:50.Thank you very much indeed! The people of ling conshire didn't let

:27:50. > :27:55.me down. It was worth every minute of pain.

:27:55. > :28:02.Somebody just told me today, over 100,000 pledged today! Today?

:28:02. > :28:08.Really? Well, we have now left Lincoln behind us.

:28:08. > :28:12.I'ming to get to Peterborough by about 6.00pm. What is your average

:28:12. > :28:19.speed? We are doing ten miles in an hour-and-a-half today.

:28:19. > :28:29.I should have brought a picnic. Here we go. Isn't that great! Into

:28:29. > :28:30.

:28:30. > :28:34.a head wind! Less than 100 miles! Less than 100 miles. Look at the

:28:34. > :28:44.school kids! What lessons should you be in now? Maths? This is

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:28:54. > :28:58.APPLAUSE A massive, massive thank you to

:28:58. > :29:03.every single person that came out to support me along the way, I

:29:03. > :29:10.honestly could not have done it without you. It was all worth it.

:29:10. > :29:20.Thank you again for your generous donation, that now total a

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:29:21. > :29:31.staggering � �1,524,526. Your donations are vital to help

:29:31. > :29:39.