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:00:20. > :00:28.Hello, welcome to the One Show. In rehearsal yesterday, we were caught

:00:29. > :00:35.out by very cheeky OAPs, who decided to play a joke, knowing they were on

:00:36. > :00:40.the show tonight. Little rascals. They were from a Sunday night TV

:00:41. > :00:47.show, Off Their Rockers. They will join us later, to gloat. I am very

:00:48. > :00:51.glad they are here. First, a different rocker. Tonight's guest

:00:52. > :01:06.has a musical career spanning five decades, and it is all down to these

:01:07. > :01:14.incredible fingers. Who's are they quelled -- who's are they? Please

:01:15. > :01:23.welcome Rick Wakeman. Hello, how are you? What a start to the show. It

:01:24. > :01:32.was a shortened version. It is nine minutes long. Are your hands

:01:33. > :01:42.insured? Never because I thought if I had to claim, they probably would

:01:43. > :01:46.not pay out. If somebody says do not get your fingers in the door, you

:01:47. > :01:53.are likely to do it, so they are not insured. We heard in rehearsal what

:01:54. > :01:59.you play sounds incredible. We are talking about pranks. Over 40 years

:02:00. > :02:06.on the road, you must have had a fair few. You did a lot of things to

:02:07. > :02:14.keep yourselves amused on the road. First in a band, you never fall

:02:15. > :02:18.asleep on the plane. If you get a cup of warm water and somebody is

:02:19. > :02:29.asleep and you dip to fingers in the warm water... There is nothing you

:02:30. > :02:38.can do about it. And you never hanged your breakfast notice outside

:02:39. > :02:44.the door of the hotel. The order. People in the morning would say what

:02:45. > :02:51.do you want 67 sausages for? And another one be used to do, every

:02:52. > :02:55.hotel door opens inwards. You would get a newspaper and tape up the

:02:56. > :02:59.newspaper on the outside so that when they open the door they just

:03:00. > :03:11.saw newspaper. People would walk through it. You would have suitably

:03:12. > :03:16.placed buckets of stuff. Tonight, we are calling on pranksters who are

:03:17. > :03:22.watching. You might have tied your dad's shoelaces, all, left buckets

:03:23. > :03:27.inside hotels, who knows? We want photographic evidence. Send your

:03:28. > :03:34.pictures and we will show some of them later. Last year, we went to

:03:35. > :03:41.capture the structure in Scotland being created. Six months later

:03:42. > :03:52.Sarah Mack went to see the finished article.

:03:53. > :03:56.The opening day of Off Their Rockers's Kelpies. The sun is

:03:57. > :04:06.shining. Thousands of people have come to see them -- the opening day

:04:07. > :04:16.of Falkirk's sculpture. When I visited in October last year, the

:04:17. > :04:21.two horse heads were taking shape. Ten months later they stand together

:04:22. > :04:28.in their 100 foot, stainless steel glory. Now, they are open and the

:04:29. > :04:35.big question is what does the public think? They are beautiful and it

:04:36. > :04:40.will bring people to the area, spending money. I can see myself

:04:41. > :04:45.coming quite often. It is tremendous, it has regenerated the

:04:46. > :04:51.area. We come to watch from the other side of the canal. It is

:04:52. > :04:57.amazing. It has been fantastic. A great achievement. A perfect place

:04:58. > :05:09.for a family picnic. It has changed a lot. A few years ago it was a

:05:10. > :05:13.building site. It is great. The Kelpies are amazing from the

:05:14. > :05:26.outside and you can go inside, if you take a tour. This man has the

:05:27. > :05:34.right idea. Is it a good view? Awesome. The project director has

:05:35. > :05:42.been overwhelmed by the response. He gave his reaction to the opening

:05:43. > :05:47.day. It has been positive. Everybody I have spoken to, it has met and

:05:48. > :05:55.exceeded their expectations. My children will be brought up here,

:05:56. > :06:00.and so will their children. The majority of local see that.

:06:01. > :06:03.Annually, we would hope to get 350,000 people. If we have weather

:06:04. > :06:10.like this today, I think we will smash that number. It is hoped they

:06:11. > :06:16.will boost tourism spending by ?1.5 million each year. The Kelpies

:06:17. > :06:20.originate from Scottish folklore and with the addition of these stunning

:06:21. > :06:30.sculptures, they look to set their place in Scottish history.

:06:31. > :06:34.They are quite something. It is so lovely to see sculptures that looked

:06:35. > :06:41.like something rather than something from a scrap metal yard. You will be

:06:42. > :06:47.on tour in Scotland. I think the band will want to go and see that.

:06:48. > :06:53.Beautiful. 50 million people bought your album Journey To The Centre Of

:06:54. > :07:05.The Earth. You do not want me to name them?! Initially, I read the

:07:06. > :07:10.book. How old were you? About 14. My father had taken me to see Peter and

:07:11. > :07:16.the Wolf and there was a story told to music and I fell in love with

:07:17. > :07:21.it. I wanted to do that and when the opportunity came at the age of 24, I

:07:22. > :07:27.thought now is the moment. I did not have the money to do it as I wanted

:07:28. > :07:33.to, in a studio, and then do concerts, because it was expensive.

:07:34. > :07:39.I mortgage the house and everything I had. We put it on... It was

:07:40. > :07:43.performed three times, twice at the Royal Festival Hall and also at

:07:44. > :07:50.Crystal Palace, and we recorded it live. That was the only way we could

:07:51. > :07:57.get a recording. It was the London Symphony Orchestra, and my band.

:07:58. > :08:02.David Hemmings narrated it. The major problem was when I rated it

:08:03. > :08:06.was 55 minutes long but because of vinyl records, you could only get 36

:08:07. > :08:17.minutes on them and I have to reduce it. The musical went missing. We did

:08:18. > :08:22.a world tour. We played three shows in England. The musical went

:08:23. > :08:28.missing. It was before computers. We did not play it for years. It turned

:08:29. > :08:35.up seven years ago. The conductor's score, in terrible condition. But a

:08:36. > :08:38.great friend managed to spend six months taking it apart and putting

:08:39. > :08:44.it onto computer, which meant we could re-record it, put them missing

:08:45. > :08:50.music on and the website went mad with people saying, take it on tour.

:08:51. > :08:57.In a fit of madness I thought it was a good idea. We are doing 14 shows.

:08:58. > :09:02.We will not do it again because it is ridiculous karting symphony

:09:03. > :09:04.orchestras and choirs around. We can go back in time to 1975 and this is

:09:05. > :09:42.you in Australia. I remember that. How much do you get

:09:43. > :09:50.lost in the music? It is a motive to watch you. At my age, I get lost

:09:51. > :09:55.every where! I had a wonderful music teacher who taught me from the age

:09:56. > :10:00.of five. She taught me, you are immersed yourself like in a bubble

:10:01. > :10:06.and you are totally unaware of everything when you do it. I think

:10:07. > :10:13.actors do the same thing on stage. We have to talk about the hair and

:10:14. > :10:21.the Cape. It was extreme. Where did you get the idea? It was not

:10:22. > :10:25.deliberate. The head came courtesy of my piano professor at the Royal

:10:26. > :10:32.College of music who complained to the principle that my hair was too

:10:33. > :10:37.long. It was just touching my collar. Being rebellious, I decided

:10:38. > :10:43.not to have it cut again. By the time I left the college. The Cape

:10:44. > :10:50.came about because there was a review in America. It said that Rick

:10:51. > :10:57.Wakeman had played well. But with his arms and legs, he looked like a

:10:58. > :11:02.demented spider. I became aware of this. We played a show in America

:11:03. > :11:08.and there was a DJ introducing the show, he was wearing a cape. He

:11:09. > :11:16.turned round and he was huge, I thought, that covers up everything.

:11:17. > :11:21.We were paid $200 a week. About ?50. I said I want to buy your cape. He

:11:22. > :11:29.said it was not the cell. I said I have $200. And he said no. He looked

:11:30. > :11:34.at the money and took it off and gave it to me. I went on and thought

:11:35. > :11:44.it was the answer. And then I have made. We have some audience members

:11:45. > :11:47.wearing capes. The tour begins this Thursday in Newcastle and goes

:11:48. > :11:59.around the UK. Are you wearing a cape? I have two from the 1970s. It

:12:00. > :12:07.is ending in Wales on the 10th of May. We will get a taster at the end

:12:08. > :12:11.of the show. We have checked and around 40 melodies are mixed

:12:12. > :12:16.together to make up the Journey To The Centre Of The Earth's 80 minutes

:12:17. > :12:23.of music. The art of mixing melodies to create music has been around

:12:24. > :12:29.longer than we think. Music defines a generation with the

:12:30. > :12:36.40s having swing, the 1950s, skiffle, and the 90s gave birth to

:12:37. > :12:41.the mash-up. The blending of more than one melody into something that

:12:42. > :12:51.is more than the sum of its parts. Today a TV show has popularise the

:12:52. > :13:00.form. Glee. But mash-up as a musical history. The German composer Bach

:13:01. > :13:05.was a master of technical composition. What does his music

:13:06. > :13:11.have to do with mash-up? I have one word, counterpoint, two distinct

:13:12. > :13:16.melodies composed so they can be played somewhat tenuously. Before

:13:17. > :13:21.counterpoint, Western music only had one melodic line, no matter how many

:13:22. > :13:26.instruments and voices were used. You cannot play any two melodies and

:13:27. > :13:32.expect them to work, they have to be composed so they blend. This is the

:13:33. > :13:37.essence of counterpoint. The mathematical part of the brain

:13:38. > :13:42.instantly gets counterpoint. There is something pleasing about the way

:13:43. > :13:47.complex tunes fit together. Take the orchestral Suite number two in B

:13:48. > :13:58.minor. First one melody. And then other compliments. Finally, another

:13:59. > :14:06.melody -- accompaniment. And you add them together. Counterpoint's time

:14:07. > :14:12.was almost up as the Barack era came to an end. It fell out of fashion to

:14:13. > :14:16.be replaced by piano led music of the classical era. By the 20th

:14:17. > :14:21.century there was musical theatre and composers looked the new musical

:14:22. > :14:35.devices to express differing emotions of actors and they again

:14:36. > :14:38.turn to counterpoint. Take this. The two characters express different

:14:39. > :14:51.emotions and counterpoint helps to express that. 50 years on,

:14:52. > :15:04.counterpoint is back in fashion in the form on the mash up. This is one

:15:05. > :15:12.of the mash up's biggest exponents. This is Drop The Pressure which

:15:13. > :15:16.sounds like this in its normal form. Nice baseline. Exactly, and it

:15:17. > :15:32.leaves some space to go over the top of it, like this song by Gloria

:15:33. > :15:37.Estefan. I can hear the similarity! Mash ups are made of two parts but

:15:38. > :15:42.let's see what they sound like together. They are fighting with

:15:43. > :15:47.each other but the result is really lovely to listen to. It is like a

:15:48. > :15:53.live DJ mix but more sophisticated in the way it is put together,

:15:54. > :16:00.seamlessly in the computer. My challenge is to see whether I can

:16:01. > :16:08.get some Bach into a modern mash up so I have taken some Daft Punk riffs

:16:09. > :16:37.and mashed them with Bach. What do you think to my track?

:16:38. > :16:45.Wicked. Did you dance to it? Of course I danced to it. Even stuff

:16:46. > :16:54.100 years ago, we can mash it up? Definitely, as long as it has a good

:16:55. > :16:56.beat to it. I'm sure Bach would be pleased the principles of

:16:57. > :17:05.counterpoint are still relevant today.

:17:06. > :17:13.In saying wicked, it is slightly wrong. As we mentioned earlier on,

:17:14. > :17:17.those folk over there, they cranked us during the rehearsals, can you

:17:18. > :17:22.believe it? They got us hook line and sinker,

:17:23. > :17:27.but that's because they do it for a living. I just got through to the

:17:28. > :17:34.final round and by tomorrow I could be crowned the UK's top male pole

:17:35. > :17:48.dancer. How do you spell pole dancer? Is it one L or two? Keep

:17:49. > :17:53.looking at the top of the building. You have a great profile. Would you

:17:54. > :17:59.like to see it? Put your glasses on. How about that? I think it

:18:00. > :18:09.really captures the raw essence of you. Thank you, I am glad you are

:18:10. > :18:18.happy with that. Seb and Rosie are here now. Lovely to see you. That

:18:19. > :18:23.was last week, so you are huge fan. I love Charlie under the car,

:18:24. > :18:35.brilliant! The whole concept of the programme is to prank people who are

:18:36. > :18:40.younger than you. You have grandchildren as well. Yes, they

:18:41. > :18:46.will take anything you throw at them. They throw more things at us

:18:47. > :18:51.but they are such lovely people. If you need help, they really do want

:18:52. > :19:01.to help you. You should know better! Rosemary and Seb, you came

:19:02. > :19:10.in yesterday, didn't you, and this is what happened. They got us.

:19:11. > :19:32.Perfect! Lovely! is what happened. They got us.

:19:33. > :19:41.to say, rosemary, please make me the happiest man of my life. You are so

:19:42. > :19:51.sweet. You know I don't want to get married. You have a jolly good thing

:19:52. > :19:52.going physically anyway, we don't want any more. Tell you what, let's

:19:53. > :20:01.go home and I will cook you want any more. Tell you what, let's

:20:02. > :20:05.favourite fish pie and then we will have an early night. That would be

:20:06. > :20:10.nice. That is not serious, is it? Did that actually happen? It

:20:11. > :20:13.nice. That is not serious, is it? actually happen. Anyway, let's crack

:20:14. > :20:16.on with rehearsals. We aren't from Off Their Rockers and we have got

:20:17. > :20:26.you! It was very strange, wasn't it? Yes,

:20:27. > :20:38.we thought, gosh they were so convincing! What is your background

:20:39. > :20:46.then? Are you actors? Yes, we are. Three clowns! Rosemary, you were

:20:47. > :20:53.telling us about a brilliant clip on the show next Sunday. I have

:20:54. > :20:57.supposedly taken a dog for the walk in the woods but I mustn't

:20:58. > :21:01.supposedly taken a dog for the walk anybody it is a dog so I say I

:21:02. > :21:04.supposedly taken a dog for the walk taken my pet for a walk. My pet has

:21:05. > :21:12.supposedly taken a dog for the walk run into the bushes, and I say that

:21:13. > :21:22.I am so tired, and can you help me? This is what happens next. Good

:21:23. > :21:33.boy! At last! William! This is William. Amazing. What about that,

:21:34. > :21:39.Rick? Absolutely brilliant, and you can see Off Their Rockers on ITV at

:21:40. > :21:46.7:30pm on Sunday. Technology is everywhere these days.

:21:47. > :21:52.You can control your central heating with a smartphone, you can even buy

:21:53. > :22:04.cars that parked themselves. I need one of those. But there is one place

:22:05. > :22:04.you don't expect to see it, that is until now. This is one of England's

:22:05. > :22:11.oldest municipal graveyards, a until now. This is one of England's

:22:12. > :22:15.be told. It is all here. Wars, epidemics and catastrophes, the

:22:16. > :22:19.lives of ordinary people. The information on the gravestones is

:22:20. > :22:23.tantalising but the me it is never enough. But now we can learn more

:22:24. > :22:26.because here, smartphone technology enough. But now we can learn more

:22:27. > :22:30.is being used to bring history back enough. But now we can learn more

:22:31. > :22:36.to life. This is ordinarily found in magazines and adverts. You scan them

:22:37. > :22:38.with your smartphone, usually to take advantage of an irresistible

:22:39. > :22:46.offer, but in this instance it is take advantage of an irresistible

:22:47. > :22:58.for something far more meaningful. A special app can tell you all you

:22:59. > :23:05.need to know about the late Henry Whit. He was a fireman on the

:23:06. > :23:09.Titanic. Suddenly, Henry becomes more than just a name on a

:23:10. > :23:18.Titanic. Suddenly, Henry becomes You get a sense of the living man

:23:19. > :23:26.and what he did. Just a single click can give you information, and it

:23:27. > :23:35.will let future generations know who their ancestors were. Mr Davies has

:23:36. > :23:40.secured one of these on this grave. Scanning it takes people to a

:23:41. > :23:45.website filled with material about his father's exploits during the

:23:46. > :23:53.war, much of it recounted by the man himself. My father achieved such a

:23:54. > :23:56.lot and experienced such a lot in life that using this website and the

:23:57. > :24:00.code, I can basically share life that using this website and the

:24:01. > :24:05.story with many other people. Dorset life that using this website and the

:24:06. > :24:11.-based funeral director Stephen was one of the first in the UK to offer

:24:12. > :24:18.one of these codes. His firm has made around 100 in the past 18

:24:19. > :24:23.months, but with it costing up to ?275 for technology that

:24:24. > :24:23.months, but with it costing up to be outdated, and they anything more

:24:24. > :24:31.than a high-tech gimmick? In be outdated, and they anything more

:24:32. > :24:31.years' time, these things might be outdated, and they anything more

:24:32. > :24:35.redundant and we will have gravestones dotted with

:24:36. > :24:35.redundant and we will have default codes. This is the

:24:36. > :24:41.technology at the moment. Equally, we will keep up with the technology

:24:42. > :24:47.and if necessary these are removable and we can replace them. For Niki

:24:48. > :24:51.Hastings, the idea of creating a living memorial has a particular

:24:52. > :24:51.Hastings, the idea of creating a resonance. You are thinking of

:24:52. > :24:55.putting together one resonance. You are thinking of

:24:56. > :25:01.interactive memorials but it is not for a friend or relative, is it?

:25:02. > :25:04.No, it is for myself. I was diagnosed with breast cancer years

:25:05. > :25:15.ago, and at the time they said I had diagnosed with breast cancer years

:25:16. > :25:15.only months to live but I am diagnosed with breast cancer years

:25:16. > :25:20.really well. Eventually what do you think your

:25:21. > :25:20.really well. Eventually what do you this thing? I think it is a

:25:21. > :25:26.permanent memorial written down all about my life and

:25:27. > :25:31.my memories so that they know about written down all about my life and

:25:32. > :25:35.mummy if I am not around to tell them those things, and

:25:36. > :25:39.mummy if I am not around to tell are just an extension of that. It is

:25:40. > :25:39.mummy if I am not around to tell a piece of social history really,

:25:40. > :25:50.isn't it? Her children are now just a piece of social history really,

:25:51. > :25:50.seven and nine, she hopes they and future generations will be able to

:25:51. > :25:58.seven and nine, she hopes they and scan the code while

:25:59. > :25:58.seven and nine, she hopes they and the special videos on her memorial

:25:59. > :26:02.website. I think it is a nice way of the special videos on her memorial

:26:03. > :26:10.future generations being able the special videos on her memorial

:26:11. > :26:14.what great grandma looked like, to hear my voice and see my mannerisms.

:26:15. > :26:18.And just to be able to remember you. It is this idea of a virtual

:26:19. > :26:23.And just to be able to remember you. that could make these codes more

:26:24. > :26:23.And just to be able to remember you. than just

:26:24. > :26:28.And just to be able to remember you. link not just to a website but a

:26:29. > :26:33.connection between one and another. Initially I was sceptical about that

:26:34. > :26:39.but having seen that... Oh, the first time that has gone to

:26:40. > :26:45.technology! You were saying you remember your father with an old

:26:46. > :26:51.piano? Yes, he was a great piano player and when he died I inherited

:26:52. > :26:58.his piano, which is an 1899 upright piano which I love to bits. I have

:26:59. > :27:03.had a restored. I play it every day, I have a picture of my

:27:04. > :27:06.had a restored. I play it every day, top. I remember him playing it

:27:07. > :27:09.vividly, and my mum singing. I remember him playing it more than

:27:10. > :27:13.vividly, and my mum singing. I mum singing! It was a great

:27:14. > :27:19.encouragement to me. What a lovely tribute. Earlier on we asked for

:27:20. > :27:26.pictures of you pranking your friends and family. We have got a

:27:27. > :27:33.lot as you can imagine. Daniel covered his friend's car in cling

:27:34. > :27:37.film! Five-year-old Trent did this to his big sister who fell asleep

:27:38. > :27:44.film! Five-year-old Trent did this after a glass of wine. These people

:27:45. > :27:52.used their jet-lagged father's head as a table. We are in for a treat, I

:27:53. > :27:59.have been looking forward to this as a table. We are in for a treat, I

:28:00. > :28:04.all afternoon. We heard you tickling the ivories as you came in this

:28:05. > :28:09.all afternoon. We heard you tickling afternoon and now you are going to

:28:10. > :28:09.play us out, aren't you? From his Journey To The Centre Of The Earth

:28:10. > :28:16.tour, which continues Journey To The Centre Of The Earth

:28:17. > :28:20.UK until the 10th of May, it is Rick Wakeman with his version of the

:28:21. > :29:05.Beatles track Eleanor Rigby. You've become an Eeyore.

:29:06. > :29:11.And you've got to be a Tigger.