:00:19. > :00:23.Hello and welcome to The One Show, with Matt Baker. And Alex Jones. On
:00:23. > :00:28.tonight's show, a couple who thanks to their travels around the British
:00:28. > :00:31.coast are fast becoming our favourite seafarers. Well, apart
:00:31. > :00:41.from that bloke who sells fish fingers! All because of moments
:00:41. > :00:48.
:00:48. > :00:58.like this. We were beginning to get Blimey! I have done it a thousand
:00:58. > :00:58.
:00:58. > :01:06.times. Timothy and Shane Spall! have been married for 30 years. Was
:01:06. > :01:09.it all plain sailing? Every moment, every day! I still do stupid jokes
:01:09. > :01:15.like that and she still manages occasionally to laugh.
:01:15. > :01:20.Occasionally! Only if I'm ill. are getting like that. We are. We
:01:20. > :01:24.found out last time that the Queen is a big fan of the show. She has
:01:24. > :01:31.asked for some back copies. We thought it might be good for you to
:01:31. > :01:35.lead the flotilla during Jubilee weekend. Any thoughts? Will Wyatt -
:01:35. > :01:42.- we were asked to participate but Tim is working and we can't.
:01:42. > :01:45.Unfortunately we can't go. I would not like to have stood up there
:01:45. > :01:55.like some 15th century king. Somebody probably would have thrown
:01:55. > :01:59.a brick at the! Club - at me. will talk a bit more about the
:01:59. > :02:03.series later. Also this evening, we are celebrating the life of the
:02:04. > :02:08.wonderful Frank Carson, who passed away yesterday. And we will talk to
:02:08. > :02:16.young member of the production team on his very first TV show. Evening,
:02:16. > :02:20.Gloria. His jokes have been retold everywhere today so we'd like to
:02:20. > :02:29.hear your favourite car some one- liners. Send them to us if they are
:02:29. > :02:31.crackers. -- Carson. Before that, second-hand cars. They can be our
:02:31. > :02:36.most expensive possession after homes so getting the vehicle
:02:36. > :02:41.checked out before you buy it seems like a good idea. There are plenty
:02:41. > :02:46.of companies who offer the service, but there are some pot holes in the
:02:46. > :02:51.system that can puncture your dreams. When we buy cars, the vast
:02:51. > :02:56.majority buy second-hand. We spent �24 billion a year on second and
:02:56. > :03:01.cars. You can never be sure that the car you want isn't hiding a
:03:01. > :03:06.dirty secret. Even when you use the tools available to check everything
:03:06. > :03:10.is in order, you can still get caught out. There are two key
:03:10. > :03:14.things you can do to check a car. First get an independent inspection
:03:14. > :03:19.to make sure everything is OK mechanically. Secondly you can
:03:19. > :03:23.order a search of a car's history. Companies like HPI and experience
:03:23. > :03:27.hold information that is pulled together from the DVLA, the police
:03:27. > :03:31.and insurance databases. The searches cost around �20 and they
:03:31. > :03:36.should reveal whether a car has been stalling, involved in an
:03:36. > :03:39.accident or if there's outstanding finance. But when it comes to
:03:39. > :03:45.history checks there's an alarming loophole in the system which could
:03:45. > :03:49.leave event as savvy buyer in big trouble. -- even a savvy buyer.
:03:49. > :03:53.Dean is a Sheffield steelworker who loves cars. When he spotted a car
:03:53. > :03:57.he wanted to buy online, he met with the seller who showed him
:03:57. > :04:02.paperwork to show at the Pru -- prove the car had a strong history.
:04:02. > :04:08.The gentleman fetched me a report from the vehicle. It had been no
:04:08. > :04:13.accidents, it hadn't been stolen, there was no outstanding finance.
:04:13. > :04:17.The car came back clean. Nothing wrong with it whatsoever. Even
:04:17. > :04:23.though the seller had put the cart through research with HPI, cautious
:04:23. > :04:28.Dean called H P I to make sure it was valid. Once I had done that
:04:28. > :04:33.check, I phoned the guy back and purchased the vehicle. Two weeks
:04:33. > :04:37.after part exchanging the Audi Quattro for a total of �17,000, he
:04:37. > :04:41.took it into his local Audi dealership for a service. They told
:04:41. > :04:46.him there was I it's back -- outstanding finance owing on the
:04:46. > :04:51.car in the region of 20,000 fans. They said they want the vehicle.
:04:51. > :04:55.I've paid good money for it. They have offered for me to have the car
:04:55. > :05:00.if I want it, but they want me to pay the outstanding finance, which
:05:00. > :05:05.is over �20,000. If this began two years ago when somebody else bought
:05:05. > :05:09.the Audi Quattro. That person to cut a finance agreement to pay for
:05:09. > :05:13.the car, but they never paid it back. Then they got rid of the car
:05:13. > :05:17.and most likely they pocketed the profit. That debt stays not with
:05:17. > :05:20.the person that it out that agreement, but with the car. The
:05:20. > :05:24.car history check that had been done before Dean bought the car
:05:24. > :05:28.should have revealed this, but it didn't. Surprisingly, finance
:05:28. > :05:33.companies don't have to bask information on to HPI and Experion.
:05:33. > :05:37.It is voluntary. The major search companies to offer a guarantee as a
:05:37. > :05:44.safety net to cover customers should the information they provide
:05:44. > :05:48.be wrong. This will cover you up to the value of �30,000. Unfortunately
:05:48. > :05:52.for Dean, your only eligible for this guarantee if you have paid for
:05:52. > :05:56.the search yourself. As Dean was given the HPI check by the man Who
:05:56. > :06:01.sold the car, he has been left without a safety net. It is a lot
:06:01. > :06:05.of money to lose. I did not want to do that. I probably did more than
:06:05. > :06:10.most people would do and I found myself still in this position.
:06:10. > :06:14.what is the best way to avoid being left high and dry after you have
:06:15. > :06:18.bought a car? It is a good idea to do research. But make sure it is a
:06:18. > :06:21.search you have paid for yourself and that the company you used
:06:21. > :06:26.offers a guaranteed because there's a risk that the crucial bit of
:06:26. > :06:30.information you need may not be on the system.
:06:30. > :06:35.Lucy is here with us. It is incredible, the length that Dean
:06:35. > :06:41.went to and he still came a cropper. A we contacted all the parties
:06:41. > :06:45.concerned to find out what went wrong. Experion told us they had
:06:45. > :06:48.actually received information on the outstanding debt originally
:06:48. > :06:53.from Audi finance, but due to an error, that is where the chain
:06:53. > :06:56.ended. That was a problem. The good news is they have apologised to
:06:56. > :07:01.Dean and they have agreed to clear the outstanding debt. Very good
:07:01. > :07:08.news. He must have been overjoyed. I think she was delighted! And he
:07:08. > :07:13.will be able to drive the car as well. That is very good. During the
:07:13. > :07:19.film, Tim, you were saying you have bought 35 second hand cars. I am
:07:19. > :07:24.getting on a bit! It is still a lot. About three a year. Do you go to
:07:24. > :07:29.those lengths to double check? never used to but I do now. I have
:07:29. > :07:37.lost my lunacy about cars. I did buy an odd... A you have changed to
:07:37. > :07:41.boats! I did buy a car once, an old Rolls-Royce, and we were pulled up
:07:41. > :07:50.outside our house and it caught fire. Saving my youngest daughter,
:07:50. > :07:58.ran out screaming, saying it is a death trap! Get rid of it! I had to
:07:58. > :08:04.get the fire extinguisher. I was very much Mr Toad. I bought every
:08:04. > :08:11.wrong car. Thank you, Lucy. You have left your suitcase by the door.
:08:11. > :08:16.You are fresh from the Isle of Mull. Very glamourous. I had a great
:08:16. > :08:21.Horan. It looked like it. You were looking for somebody to start...
:08:21. > :08:26.have found somebody. Now we need more. We have had a really
:08:26. > :08:30.brilliance response. We have had hundreds of people and this is an
:08:31. > :08:33.unbroken chain. We need somebody for each chain from the Malta the
:08:33. > :08:40.Mall. We would like some more entrants from South Wales and
:08:40. > :08:44.Northern Ireland. -- from the Mull. We are going from mal de the Mall.
:08:44. > :08:50.We are not going to the south-west. Sorry to people in the south-west
:08:50. > :08:54.but there are so many other things, 17 flagship against -- events you
:08:54. > :08:59.can bake for story. More entrants please! As we found out last night,
:08:59. > :09:04.David Black is the man kicking a top. As we mentioned at the top of
:09:04. > :09:07.the show, we are celebrating a legendary comic, Frank Carson.
:09:07. > :09:11.wanted to dig out some of his funniest moments from a career that
:09:11. > :09:21.began in the 1960s and we were spoilt for choice. See me on the
:09:21. > :09:24.
:09:24. > :09:28.telly? I've got the same jokes Fantastic! Was it something I said?
:09:28. > :09:32.I walked into the supermarket and there was a lady filling the bottom
:09:32. > :09:36.shells. I said, could you tell me whether baked beans are? She said
:09:36. > :09:41.try the other side. I said could you tell us... It's the way I tell
:09:41. > :09:46.'em! I know what you're thinking. Isn't he the spitting image of
:09:46. > :09:51.Roger Moore? What about the Irishman struck by lightning who
:09:51. > :09:56.thought he was having his photograph taken? It's a cracker! I
:09:56. > :10:00.have the wife along with me, my wife talks through her nose. Her
:10:00. > :10:04.mouth has worn out! I should have read Judith -- Reggie this letter
:10:04. > :10:07.from my mother. She says, dear Frank, you've now been away for
:10:07. > :10:11.three weeks and we thought you were still in the lavatory. I walk into
:10:11. > :10:17.the railway station and get a ticket for jeopardy. She says
:10:17. > :10:25.there's no such place. I said it must be, it must be, it's in the
:10:25. > :10:29.paper, 2000 jobs in jeopardy. The Reverend gave me a lovely glass of
:10:29. > :10:36.wine. Queued for strong wind. He said yes, the Pope drinks that. I
:10:36. > :10:46.said no wonder they carry him about in a chair. I do hope I entertained
:10:46. > :10:47.
:10:47. > :10:54.you. What an incredible film. You were part of the production team
:10:54. > :10:57.for his very first TV show. It was 1959. What was the light back then?
:10:57. > :11:01.Everything was light. From a production assistant's point of
:11:01. > :11:05.view you are responsible for the music, Gaetjens, and the budget.
:11:06. > :11:10.The budget for his front show -- first show, with lots of other
:11:11. > :11:16.singers and dancers, was �100 for all of the on-screen talent. Pretty
:11:16. > :11:20.much what we get these days, too! Watching that, we are so sad to
:11:20. > :11:25.have lost him and yet because he was such an outward going, jolly,
:11:25. > :11:28.full of life person, you have to celebrate that today. And he was
:11:28. > :11:32.the master of the catchphrase. People think Bruce mastered that,
:11:32. > :11:36.but when you think of it's a cracker, you hear people saying
:11:36. > :11:46.that all over the place. It's the way I tell 'em, people always say
:11:46. > :11:47.
:11:47. > :11:51.that. From that show, 1959, it was called come on, on,, on, on in. I
:11:51. > :11:59.still say that when people come to the door. He was so full of life,
:11:59. > :12:04.he filled the room. And he was unusually but did he was as
:12:04. > :12:07.brilliant off as he was on. It was a joke a minute to the point of
:12:07. > :12:12.exhaustion. You loved Frank but at the time you thought, my jaws have
:12:13. > :12:18.to recover! The other interesting point about Northern Ireland at the
:12:18. > :12:23.time, Frank was loved by everybody. He transcended all religions and he
:12:24. > :12:29.also, I think, transcended the generations over the years. It was
:12:29. > :12:34.good family stuff. Nothing smutty. He reinvented himself every so
:12:34. > :12:38.often through television or through certain standard programs. He was a
:12:38. > :12:43.mire as well. He was so pleased to be the Mayor of belt -- Balbriggan.
:12:43. > :12:48.That is a very small town outside Dublin. You bypass it these days.
:12:48. > :12:52.If you ring up he would say, hello it is the Mayor of Balbriggan, what
:12:52. > :12:57.can I do for you? He was proud of that. Also wonderful for charity,
:12:57. > :13:00.did a lot of charity work and exceptionally proud, because of his
:13:00. > :13:05.background, of meeting the Pope. That was the one thing he would
:13:05. > :13:11.tell you about. There's a great story when he went in. You know,
:13:11. > :13:18.the priest... I said, I've got 17 minutes and Ronald Reagan only got
:13:18. > :13:22.14! He was fabulous. He will be sadly missed. Earlier on we asked
:13:22. > :13:27.you for your favourite Frank jokes. We have had a lot and we will read
:13:27. > :13:35.some at the end. Thank you. You will be back to read some jokes
:13:35. > :13:40.later. Tim and Jane would not be blamed if their least favourite
:13:40. > :13:45.sign was a gale force storm. But for a lot of us this...
:13:45. > :13:53.DRILL. It is one of the sounds we fear most. That has gone right
:13:53. > :13:59.through the! It is a sad truth that many of us neglect our teeth. Simon
:13:59. > :14:05.Boazman has been to Bangor in County Down to find out more.
:14:05. > :14:09.Since the NHS began, we have been encouraged to be good to our teeth.
:14:09. > :14:13.Yet more than half a century later, there are still parts of the UK
:14:13. > :14:16.where children's teeth are rotting from preventable decade. We have
:14:16. > :14:26.come to Northern Ireland to spend the day at the dentist and find out
:14:26. > :14:31.
:14:31. > :14:35.So, Gemma has a few wee problems. Are a few holes in the teeth. A
:14:35. > :14:41.little bit of decay here... This is the teeth we are taking out.
:14:41. > :14:45.It is not pleasant to watch? No, it is horrible. It breaks your heart.
:14:45. > :14:51.Children in Northern Ireland have the highest levels of tooth decay
:14:51. > :14:54.in the UK. Nine-year-old nick ol has come to the dental practise
:14:54. > :14:58.with her grandmother for fillings and extractions, but it is not her
:14:58. > :15:05.first time. What happened to your teeth? They
:15:05. > :15:10.started to rot and get sore and sensitive. I didn't know that fizzy
:15:10. > :15:14.drinks damaged eenamel. We were not aware of that.
:15:14. > :15:19.Did no-one teach you about dental hygiene when you were growing up?
:15:19. > :15:25.No. Never. Did you think you were cleaning
:15:25. > :15:28.your teeth properly? I was cleaning them, but not as much as I should.
:15:28. > :15:35.Do you think that the parents failed? I think partly, but they
:15:35. > :15:42.were not really aware. You think you are doing the right thing.
:15:42. > :15:49.First it came out that apples were good, then it came out to find that
:15:49. > :15:54.apples were full of acidity. Then it is back to yes, they are good.
:15:54. > :15:58.The last major survey was done and found that half of five-year-olds
:15:58. > :16:01.and 70% of 12-year-olds in Northern Ireland have some kind of dental
:16:01. > :16:06.decay, but it is not just Northern Ireland's children that have
:16:06. > :16:10.problems with their teeth. That survey found one in eight adults
:16:10. > :16:16.had no natural teeth and two thirds of adults with teeth have gum
:16:16. > :16:23.disease. So, have things improved? Right, a wee filling today. We will
:16:23. > :16:28.pop a wee tooth out. How badly decayed is it? This tooth
:16:28. > :16:32.here is badly decayed, so we are popping this out. So, it is nice
:16:32. > :16:37.and wobbly and a couple of wee roots to pop out.
:16:37. > :16:46.This is all of the decay here and there? We have a woo hole at the
:16:46. > :16:52.front and the back of. This -- Wee.
:16:52. > :16:58.Nicole's problems have been caused by a combination of sugary diet and
:16:58. > :17:03.fizzy drinks, one tooth was so decayed it almost fell out.
:17:03. > :17:10.When you see Nicole going through that, how do you feel? It is awful.
:17:10. > :17:12.You would rather be there yourself. Peter Crooks believes that the
:17:12. > :17:15.dental problems in Northern Ireland are severe.
:17:15. > :17:20.It is a serious problem. In comparison to the rest of the
:17:20. > :17:24.United Kingdom, there would be two- and-a-half times mordental decay in
:17:24. > :17:29.a 12-year-old's mouth in Northern Ireland's, than if a 12-year-old
:17:29. > :17:36.was living in England. So why is there a big problem here?
:17:36. > :17:41.So many issues that impact on it. Social deprivation is a big factor
:17:41. > :17:46.in oral disease. So in those areas there would be more money spent on
:17:46. > :17:50.sugary snacks and drinks and there are less people brushing their
:17:50. > :17:54.teeth in socially depriveded areas, than in areas where the dental
:17:54. > :17:59.shelt better. The Department of Health in
:17:59. > :18:04.Northern Ireland say that they are being pro-active. They say that
:18:04. > :18:11.between 2005 and 2010, the number of fillings that children have had
:18:11. > :18:16.has fallen by 27%. All things have improved, dentists here believe
:18:16. > :18:20.that much more should be done. I really am frustrated. That is why
:18:20. > :18:25.we offer to go to schools. We get children registered who had have
:18:25. > :18:29.never been registered before. Their families come and get registered.
:18:29. > :18:35.Getting the children into the dentist's chair is half of the
:18:35. > :18:40.battle. Then they can teach them to look after their teeth.
:18:40. > :18:45.The best way to do this is to cut out sugary drinks. Then to learn
:18:45. > :18:52.how to clean them properly. So get all of the surfaces on the top and
:18:52. > :18:55.in all corners of the mouth. Regular trips to the dentist have
:18:55. > :18:59.changed attitudes in Nicole's family.
:18:59. > :19:05.Now that I am aware, I am still here for the inspections, but
:19:05. > :19:11.hopefully no work. Well, if ever there was an advert
:19:11. > :19:15.for eating healthily and brushing, that was it! It was interesting,
:19:15. > :19:20.you were wa watching that saying there is is a bacon sandwich out of
:19:20. > :19:24.that. Tim, you are classed as an A-Lister,
:19:24. > :19:29.would you go for the Hollywood smile? I think that people are used
:19:29. > :19:36.to my awful teeth. I will not show you, it is the way that they are.
:19:36. > :19:39.There are people that go for it with the veneers, but I have had
:19:39. > :19:43.the same gnashers. She is used to them.
:19:43. > :19:48.Some look strange with the big white teeth.
:19:48. > :19:55.Yes! Especially with a 17th century drama and you smile and it is
:19:55. > :19:58.like... You are right. The third series is out now of you chartering
:19:58. > :20:02.your adventures around the British coast, before we chat about it,
:20:02. > :20:08.let's have a look. It might not look like it right now,
:20:08. > :20:13.but we are on the trip of a lifetime. Travelling around the
:20:13. > :20:22.British Isles, this is supposed to be fun! Oh, no! We are going to hit
:20:22. > :20:27.it! OK. OK. It's OK. No, we're not. Oh, God. We're in! APPLAUSE.
:20:27. > :20:33.You were saying there, it was horrible m you nearly did not make
:20:33. > :20:39.it? We nearly didn't. We were almost smashed to smithereens.
:20:39. > :20:44.We could have ended up on the rocks. When you had the barge you were
:20:44. > :20:49.doing voyages inland, what made you venture into the sea? We spent our
:20:49. > :20:54.first summer on the Thames. Tim got itchy feet. He insisted to go out
:20:54. > :20:58.to sea. So it is his idea? It is all of his
:20:58. > :21:05.fault! It is called a leap of lunacy.
:21:05. > :21:11.Tim, you have written a book? Shane, sorry, you have written a book?
:21:11. > :21:16.have. He was showing off in 199 when he
:21:16. > :21:22.got leukaemia. He almost died, in a nut shell. When I said he was
:21:22. > :21:28.better, we would get a Rolls-Royce, that broke down, then we got the
:21:28. > :21:34.boat. That is what my book is about. It is not just about the journey
:21:34. > :21:37.around England, it is about our journey, b, about Tim getting
:21:37. > :21:43.better, it's about our children, our family, our life.
:21:43. > :21:51.Was it difficult for you? Well the only thing that kept me sane was to
:21:51. > :21:57.tap away on the laptop. He thought I was writing my dissertation, but
:21:57. > :22:01.I was writing the book. She was logging my demise! It was
:22:01. > :22:05.only when you read the book that you realise what Shane had written?
:22:05. > :22:10.When you share a thing like a serious illness, I knew that the
:22:10. > :22:14.one thing I could not bare, I could bare the treatment, the horror, but
:22:14. > :22:20.I couldn't bare what my wife, my family and kids were going through.
:22:20. > :22:25.So we protected each other from what we were feeling but we knew we
:22:25. > :22:29.were in it together. Absolutely knew. When I read, what he is had
:22:29. > :22:33.written, this thing, I read it again this morning it is hard to
:22:33. > :22:37.take. The only unbearable thing was what they were going through. What
:22:37. > :22:42.she was going through, what they were going through, but the,
:22:42. > :22:48.Shane's book is a celebration of nearly not making it, nearly not
:22:48. > :22:53.getting there an then, what happens when you do... You go out there!
:22:53. > :22:58.And making the most of every moment. Every day it is a celebration.
:22:58. > :23:06.Well, you have certainly done that on your trip and you have been
:23:06. > :23:16.through a lot together on your voyage, including being rescued of
:23:16. > :23:16.
:23:16. > :23:19.the -- by the RNLI, the hemsman of that ship, Nicki Woods.
:23:20. > :23:24.You tell us what happened on that night you were called out? We were
:23:24. > :23:29.in the boat house on a training exercise. We heard Tim on the radio,
:23:30. > :23:35.saying he was lost. That they were on the river Medway. The coastguard
:23:35. > :23:41.called the lifeboats and we found Tim and shaken. Thank goodness.
:23:41. > :23:51.But it was three hours before you rang them? Well, we got there. It
:23:51. > :23:52.
:23:52. > :23:57.was an hour. I kept saying "no, no, no, "".
:23:57. > :24:01.he kept saying it was fine, then I said call the coastguard! We had
:24:01. > :24:07.come from Essex. It was the end of six months of me trying to pretend
:24:07. > :24:15.that I knew what I was doing. Then I got to a place that I thought I
:24:15. > :24:21.knew and my head cracked och, all of the -- cracked open and all of
:24:21. > :24:28.the marbles fell out. But Nicki, God bless her.
:24:28. > :24:36.What wonderful work you do. You can catch Tim and Shane in action next
:24:36. > :24:42.Tuesday on BBC Four All At Sea. Shane's book, The Voyages of the
:24:43. > :24:50.Princess Matilda is out in March. Now, think of water and think of
:24:50. > :24:53.Gareth Hock, now, we have lots of Here is Alex Riley with more.
:24:54. > :24:59.Well, hopefully winter will soon be hind us and spring will be here.
:24:59. > :25:03.Maybe your thoughts are turning to spruegs up the garden. You may be
:25:03. > :25:13.getting plants or nice new garden furniture. Or how about a modest
:25:13. > :25:14.
:25:14. > :25:23.water feature? This is the largest city centre water feature in the UK.
:25:23. > :25:28.It's is six-acre site, boosting a 100-foot fountain and a walkway
:25:28. > :25:37.that gives the impression of walking on water. Other fountains
:25:37. > :25:46.include the Bellagio and the trevyi Fountain in Rome.
:25:46. > :25:50.-- Trevi, but this fountain in Bradford has not come cheap, � 24
:25:50. > :25:55.million. Why is this value for money? This money was committed
:25:55. > :25:59.several years ago before the cuts hit Bradford. The plan is that the
:25:59. > :26:03.long-term bin fits to Bradford, bringing in new businesses, new
:26:03. > :26:06.jobs, creating wealth and enterprise in Bradford is going to
:26:06. > :26:10.pay back the investment that the council and other agencies have
:26:10. > :26:18.made. So, what is the view of Tom Walker,
:26:18. > :26:23.one the men that designed the project? We have a series of cam
:26:23. > :26:28.ras and laser it is goes into a painful mode where it reacts to the
:26:28. > :26:35.people walking through the space and turning it into a playground.
:26:35. > :26:39.It can be a quieter, reflective piece it will reflect the sky and
:26:39. > :26:44.the amazing Town Hall. We estimate that the space can take up to
:26:44. > :26:51.10,000, the water can drain away completely and it can have any
:26:51. > :26:59.event here in that way that we can design it that people can interact
:26:59. > :27:04.with it, get wet with it, and enjoy When the sun goes down and the
:27:04. > :27:10.lights come on, something special happens in Bradford city centre.
:27:10. > :27:16.Nice, but is it enough to convince the people of Bradford that this is
:27:16. > :27:23.money well spent? It would give job opportunities with the people that
:27:23. > :27:27.it brings here. It is impressive, but they need to bring in more help
:27:27. > :27:31.to smaller businesses, we are struggling. Bradford is beautiful
:27:31. > :27:36.as it is. It looks pretty, but it does not
:27:36. > :27:43.serve a purpose. It is a lot of money, but sometimes you have to
:27:43. > :27:51.spend it to get rewards from it. The Bellagio of the north! Tim, you
:27:51. > :27:56.saw it being built? We did, at the Bradford Film Festival. Yes. The
:27:56. > :28:01.Bradford is the new LA of the north. Gloria Hunniford is back with us.
:28:01. > :28:07.The jokes have been pouring in. I have to do it in Frank's accent. A
:28:07. > :28:13.man says to the doctor, what is the good news. He says you have 24
:28:13. > :28:20.hours to live. He asks what is the bad news. The doctor says, we
:28:20. > :28:26.should have told you yesterday. . If you were on the lavy, would
:28:26. > :28:31.you miss me? I can't say if you would be missed but I still love
:28:31. > :28:36.you. A man walk noose a cafe to ask for
:28:36. > :28:41.a quick sandwich. The man replies, make me a crocodile sandwich and
:28:41. > :28:48.make it snappy. We have lovely pictures of you with
:28:48. > :28:53.Frank. This is Amy and Arthur meeting Frank. This is Jenny.