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:00:28. > :00:38.Now, time for the One Show with tonight's guest presenter. Would you

:00:39. > :00:46.come on my show sometime? I was thinking Crimewatch, because you're

:00:47. > :00:51.driving is criminal. Honestly! Hello and welcome to the One Show with

:00:52. > :00:56.Alex Jones. And Jeremy Vine. Tonight is the night every Strictly --

:00:57. > :00:59.Strictly fan has been waiting for is the couples take to the dance floor

:01:00. > :01:06.for the first time and we remember it all too well. The whole time, I

:01:07. > :01:10.thought, is it my left foot first or not? Every time I asked the

:01:11. > :01:15.question, I couldn't remember. And all you can hear is your own

:01:16. > :01:18.heartbeat. Later on, Carrie will be backstage to see how the celebs are

:01:19. > :01:24.handling the pressure. There she is behind the curtain. I bet everybody

:01:25. > :01:28.is so nervous. Putting on the last layer of fake tan like a sideboard.

:01:29. > :01:35.Putting more and more glitter on. Ed Balls there. Also tonight...

:01:36. > :01:42.AS FEARNE COTTON: Jeremy, I'm sorry, it's Alex and Fearne tonight, not

:01:43. > :01:45.Alex and Jeremy. You were supposed to be here last night. On the sofa

:01:46. > :01:46.tonight, the man behind this... # Only know you love

:01:47. > :01:56.her when you let her go The award-winning Passenger will be

:01:57. > :02:04.here playing in it to stage version of Anywhere. -- an acoustic version.

:02:05. > :02:16.Tonight's guest is a woman of a thousand voices. Who can it be? I'd

:02:17. > :02:21.probably be up with the greatest musicians in the world. If I met my

:02:22. > :02:25.16-year-old self today I wouldn't say anything to her, I'd just give

:02:26. > :02:35.her a list of husbands to avoid. It's Morgana Robinson! That

:02:36. > :02:42.impression of Fearne is amazing! Thank you, it helps because I look a

:02:43. > :02:46.bit like her. It was Fearne who got you started in impressions. Yes, a

:02:47. > :02:53.lot of people said I looked like her so I thought I'd have a stab at it.

:02:54. > :03:02.I fell into it, like cheap suit. You did that prank on Chris Moyles.

:03:03. > :03:05.She'd put on about two stone. We will hear about your amazing

:03:06. > :03:12.repertoire later. You do mail impressions as well. I like to make

:03:13. > :03:17.it hard for myself. In the news, French hitchhiker Cedric

:03:18. > :03:22.Rault-Verpre waited a staggering four days for a lift and nobody even

:03:23. > :03:27.so much as slowed down. That was in New Zealand, recently named the

:03:28. > :03:31.second friendliest country. If you can't get a lift there, where can

:03:32. > :03:42.you must mark the end of hitchhiking as we know it? We let Kevin Duala by

:03:43. > :03:48.the site of the M23. You might have tried hitchhiking but

:03:49. > :03:51.now you ever see -- you never see anybody. Everybody was happy to

:03:52. > :03:56.catch a lift, from an ordinary working man to the Rolling Stones.

:03:57. > :04:01.Even if it was for a publicity stunt. It was a time of fun and

:04:02. > :04:05.freedom that harkens back to a bygone age where the pace of life

:04:06. > :04:10.was slower and cars could really get the speed limit. Sorry, mate, I know

:04:11. > :04:17.you're having your coffee. I wanted to ask you about hitchhikers. Have

:04:18. > :04:22.you seen any lately? Not like you used to. What do you think are the

:04:23. > :04:27.dangers? You don't know who you let in your car. They could have come

:04:28. > :04:36.out of... If you were driving along and you saw a hitchhiker, would you

:04:37. > :04:41.pick them up? No. Why must you mark safety. Where have the hitchhikers

:04:42. > :04:45.gone? People have become more affluent so they can afford train

:04:46. > :04:52.fares and also they have become more susceptible to irrational fear. We

:04:53. > :04:56.couldn't find any statistical evidence that hitchhiking has become

:04:57. > :05:00.more dangerous for either passenger or driver. Let's see if there are

:05:01. > :05:07.some good Samaritans out there. Weatherproof each -- clothing, sign,

:05:08. > :05:21.marker, a good, strong thumb and a lovely smile.

:05:22. > :05:32.It worked! The winning smile. Have you ever hitchhike? When I broke

:05:33. > :05:38.down once. What were you thinking, was there in your mind any fear? I'm

:05:39. > :05:46.not frightened of anyone. Maybe it's not as difficult as I thought.

:05:47. > :05:53.Brilliant. Excellent. James, thank you for picking me up. I appreciate

:05:54. > :05:57.that. Back in the day, did you used to hitchhike? When I was a student

:05:58. > :06:02.it was one of the ways of getting around. Where is the furthest you

:06:03. > :06:11.went? From Dublin to go away a concert. -- to Galway. When did you

:06:12. > :06:19.last pick up a hitchhiker? About five years ago. What are your

:06:20. > :06:23.thoughts on hitchhiking? I did it many moons ago, I hitchhiked to

:06:24. > :06:30.South Africa. I think it's different now. I'm quite trusting. What makes

:06:31. > :06:34.you stop? There was a woman who I let in but I was terrified. But what

:06:35. > :06:42.goes around comes around and I try to be helpful as I can. Two things I

:06:43. > :06:45.noticed today, two sets of drivers, one not interested, just driving

:06:46. > :06:50.past, the others you could see that they were slowing down, shall I,

:06:51. > :06:53.shan't I, unsure, so maybe hitchhiking isn't on its last legs.

:06:54. > :07:00.Speaking of last legs, I've got to get home. In the meeting, you told

:07:01. > :07:06.us you had quite a close shave with a hitchhiker. When I was 21 and left

:07:07. > :07:09.university I was travelling in the States and I was feeling good about

:07:10. > :07:14.the world and I picked up this guy he was running by the road and he

:07:15. > :07:19.got in and said, I haven't stopped running for the last five minutes.

:07:20. > :07:27.Yes, well, he said he'd been swimming in a river. That's a worry.

:07:28. > :07:31.As he surfaced, he was staring into the face of a crocodile. He started

:07:32. > :07:37.running and I picked him up. Then he said, where are we going to get some

:07:38. > :07:44.beer? I realised I was in trouble. How far? 120 miles. There aren't a

:07:45. > :07:53.lot of places to stop in the States. I haven't picked up one since. That

:07:54. > :07:58.was the end of it. Morgana Robinson, your new show, The Agency, starting

:07:59. > :08:01.on Monday. It's based on a celebrity agency. One of the client is

:08:02. > :08:08.Miranda. Let's have a look. AS MIRANDA HART: Well, hello there.

:08:09. > :08:17.What a veritable thrill it is to see you again. Oh! Miranda is just a

:08:18. > :08:20.character I played in that show whose name shall not be mentioned

:08:21. > :08:26.and night I've moved on from playing Miranda in that show, I can unveil

:08:27. > :08:35.the real Miranda. I find, I do not do that any more. Excellent! I love

:08:36. > :08:41.the mechanics of how you build that impression. Do you sit and watch

:08:42. > :08:47.pictures of Miranda for a day? Until my eyes bleed. That's what I do. I

:08:48. > :08:55.watched them a lot. Any teeth in there? The good thing about it, it's

:08:56. > :09:00.not just a sketch show, it was like their stories developing through the

:09:01. > :09:06.series. Give us some examples. Danny Dyer is in there. Oh, yes. He's

:09:07. > :09:10.going into children's literature. Of course, that's the next step,

:09:11. > :09:18.obviously. And we've got Natalie Cassidy, she wants to be an the One

:09:19. > :09:24.Show. She want your job. Does she? In the New Year, she might be able

:09:25. > :09:30.to. I mentioned earlier impressions of men, and I can't remember male

:09:31. > :09:34.impressionists doing females ever. There was a guy who did Thatcher but

:09:35. > :09:38.apart from that... It's unusual. I have to strap the girls down. They

:09:39. > :09:44.don't behave. I went to a girls school so I was tall and I was

:09:45. > :09:49.always playing blokes. I was conditioned at a young age. Can we

:09:50. > :09:55.see Danny Dyer? AS DANNY DYER: My greatest

:09:56. > :09:59.achievement is my Magnum Opus, a kids book. I'm not finished, I

:10:00. > :10:04.haven't got an ending, but I'm so close. The main character, Danny the

:10:05. > :10:08.bear, I want to play the geezer when they make a movie out of it. I put

:10:09. > :10:14.my heart and soul into it. I need you to get me a gig on CDB 's

:10:15. > :10:26.bedtime, get this out there. Crack on! -- CBBC bedtime. One of the

:10:27. > :10:32.trickiest pairings in the show is Mel and Sue. Which one was the

:10:33. > :10:36.biggest challenge? Soon, because it came after lunchtime, so after

:10:37. > :10:41.pudding, and I'd start sneezing and I'd get a food coma and forget all

:10:42. > :10:46.of my lines. By the end of the day, I didn't know who I was. The two of

:10:47. > :10:52.them were in the same shot. Yes, I'm greedy. We'd have to make a line on

:10:53. > :10:56.the sofa and I wasn't allowed to cross it. You have to learn it like

:10:57. > :11:02.a song, because the timing has to be right. It was full on. It was all

:11:03. > :11:14.about an agency. Does it reflect your career? The agent is loosely

:11:15. > :11:18.based on my agent. LAUGHTER

:11:19. > :11:26.He's very close to my heart. I love him very much. There is a lot of

:11:27. > :11:31.character in the roles in the agent. Morgana Robinson's The Agency start

:11:32. > :11:36.on Monday at 10pm on BBC Two. Do you let a few seconds on the floor get

:11:37. > :11:38.in the wake of a tasty treat? Surely you've got at least five seconds

:11:39. > :11:44.before a dirty doughnut is dangerous. The so-called five

:11:45. > :11:48.several dozen sound scientific so we sent Alex Riley to put it under the

:11:49. > :11:57.microscope. -- so-called five second rule. Have you ever bought yourself

:11:58. > :12:01.a mount -- mouthwatering snack and dropped it on the floor? I'm not

:12:02. > :12:07.wasting it and it me ?2 80. So you pick up and eat it anyway. It hasn't

:12:08. > :12:14.been there too long. It is known to some as five second rule. The theory

:12:15. > :12:18.is, if food is picked up quickly enough, it's safe to eat. Some

:12:19. > :12:21.people live by the role and others think it's a definite no-no and all

:12:22. > :12:28.food that goes on the floor should go straight in the bin. How many

:12:29. > :12:34.seconds would you leave it? Five seconds. Ten. What's the point when

:12:35. > :12:41.it's on the floor? If you do it quick enough the bacteria doesn't

:12:42. > :12:46.have time. 15 second rule. View full of bravado! We thought we'd put it

:12:47. > :12:50.to the test, so how many actually eat food that's been dropped on the

:12:51. > :12:53.floor? Today I'm working in a cafe in Bristol where I'll be trying to

:12:54. > :13:01.give away some of these delicious chocolate brownies. We rigged the

:13:02. > :13:03.cafe with hidden cameras and hopefully the customers won't

:13:04. > :13:09.recognise this new wobbly waiter. Let's see how they react. Can I

:13:10. > :13:18.interest you in a free chocolate brownie? That's a silly question.

:13:19. > :13:27.Sorry. It was only on the floor for a couple of seconds. Not that one.

:13:28. > :13:42.Only for five second on the floor. Sorry. Sorry. I don't want food

:13:43. > :13:46.poisoning. The five second rule. Don't eat it. I can't let you eat

:13:47. > :13:52.it. At that one instead. It's not been on the floor. So, in our

:13:53. > :13:56.unscientific experiment, a third of the people we filmed were willing to

:13:57. > :14:00.eat food off the floor, but we certainly didn't recommend it. So

:14:01. > :14:04.what we've learned so far is that everyone has an opinion on whether

:14:05. > :14:10.the five second rule is valid but what does a science say? Doctor Ron

:14:11. > :14:15.Cutler is a senior lecturer at Queen Mary 's university of London and has

:14:16. > :14:19.actually studied the five second rule in the laboratory, but he's

:14:20. > :14:24.done an experiment for us in a family kitchen to see what actually

:14:25. > :14:28.lurking the floor. We've got four pieces of toast. We had them

:14:29. > :14:35.battered on one side, we dropped them on the floor on the buttered

:14:36. > :14:39.side and picked them up after one seconds, three seconds, five seconds

:14:40. > :14:43.and ten seconds and we saw with the toast was affected by how long it

:14:44. > :14:50.was lying on the floor. ... You took samples from each piece and cultured

:14:51. > :14:57.them in the laboratory. Can you show us the amount of bacteria on each

:14:58. > :15:04.piece of toast? At one seconds, it's heavily contaminated. That's one

:15:05. > :15:07.second! If you extend that to three seconds and then five seconds and

:15:08. > :15:14.ten seconds, equally badly contaminated. So what is on the

:15:15. > :15:20.floor in the kitchen? A mixture of organisms from outside, bugs from

:15:21. > :15:26.faeces from the dogs or cats, anything you brought in on your

:15:27. > :15:32.feet, it is endless. Under the microscope, B samples from the toast

:15:33. > :15:35.are in bacteria. You can see different types of dots,

:15:36. > :15:42.representing bacteria. Some of these are little round blobs. They could

:15:43. > :15:51.be streptococci. Could make of it all? It could give you a sore tummy.

:15:52. > :15:56.To be clear, how valid is the five second rule? It doesn't work. After

:15:57. > :16:02.one second, you get as many bacteria after five or ten seconds. According

:16:03. > :16:06.to this scientist if you drop it on the floor you shouldn't eat it but

:16:07. > :16:10.ultimately the choice is yours. So, armed with this knowledge, the

:16:11. > :16:11.family the family that live here have given me an important job to

:16:12. > :16:23.do. That has put me right off. Five

:16:24. > :16:28.second rule? If it is your own dirt. If it is your kitchen and you know

:16:29. > :16:32.what is on the floor. And if you know the last time you hoovered.

:16:33. > :16:34.That was an unusually dirty kitchen floor.

:16:35. > :16:42.MUSIC: Theme from Strictly Come Dancing

:16:43. > :16:50.Hang on, that was the Strictly klaxon, which means it is time to go

:16:51. > :16:57.to Elstree as Carrie takes us behind the curtain. Less than two hours to

:16:58. > :17:01.go, what is happening in Elstree? I have got gossip for you! I saw two

:17:02. > :17:05.performances in rehearsal this afternoon, one for a dancer with a

:17:06. > :17:12.celebrity and I could not tell who was the dancer. Then there will be a

:17:13. > :17:18.top also coming off tonight. We have got Pasha and Naga here. You have

:17:19. > :17:22.been teaching Naga with metaphors, so do a couple of those for me. What

:17:23. > :17:30.does the head on the pillow look like? And what happens when you go

:17:31. > :17:37.from that too is if you are stalking me? You guys are going to go far!

:17:38. > :17:43.All the best for the next couple of days, guys. We are really going

:17:44. > :17:48.behind the scenes to the bowels of Strictly Come Dancing. And who

:17:49. > :17:52.better to meet Dan Ed Balls and Katya? I hear you have been taking

:17:53. > :17:57.advice from Jeremy Vine. Is this advisable, considering that he was

:17:58. > :18:02.described as a stork being struck by lightning by the judges? Jeremy told

:18:03. > :18:07.me he had the most fabulous time. He said, you just have to commit to it.

:18:08. > :18:10.He said, have the spray tan. He said, I went completely naked and it

:18:11. > :18:15.was the most exciting thing I have ever done. I can't quite join him in

:18:16. > :18:20.that yet, but I am thinking about it. We need to see that! All the

:18:21. > :18:23.best for the next couple of days. We are in the honeymoon period at the

:18:24. > :18:29.moment, because no one has gone out yet. So there are no tears or

:18:30. > :18:39.tantrums, it is all lovey-dovey. Oh, a Marilyn moment. We are going

:18:40. > :18:44.through to the Clauditorium with Anastasia and Brandon. Brendan has

:18:45. > :18:53.done every series. Does that put pressure on you? No. I like to be

:18:54. > :18:59.taken care of by the master. She is doing great. But we need to do more

:19:00. > :19:06.work, because we are having too much fun. I have donned my sequins, only

:19:07. > :19:11.to find all the girls in dressing gowns. Vicky, you are the costume

:19:12. > :19:23.designer. You have worked on 14 series. What does it entail? A lot.

:19:24. > :19:28.How many rhinestones? Too many to mention, but maybe 10,000 on each

:19:29. > :19:35.dress. I have got Laura's dress here. She is very small. She is, and

:19:36. > :19:42.we use lots of colour and loads of these. I am loving this. It is on at

:19:43. > :19:51.nine o'clock tonight, 6:30pm tomorrow night on BBC One. Back to

:19:52. > :19:55.Jeremy and Alex in the studio! And the fake tan story was slightly

:19:56. > :20:03.embarrassing. That was a joke played on me by Aljaz. He said everybody

:20:04. > :20:07.does the fake tan naked. When I walked in wearing nothing, I could

:20:08. > :20:12.see the lady thinking, this has never happened before. But at least

:20:13. > :20:16.you had no unsightly lines. That is true. Behind the scenes at Strictly,

:20:17. > :20:25.everything is manic. Behind the scenes in The One Show office,

:20:26. > :20:29.things have been a little unusual. AS JOANNA LUMLEY: it is Joanna

:20:30. > :20:35.Lumley. I am stuck in the car park, can you help? Yes, are you at

:20:36. > :20:40.Broadcasting House? I am in the BBC car park, darling. The lady who said

:20:41. > :20:46.she would be here is not here. I called the switchboard and they put

:20:47. > :20:50.me through to you. It is Joanna Lumley! I have just had a fab lunch,

:20:51. > :21:02.mainly liquid, with Jennifer Saunders. But I need to get my sweet

:21:03. > :21:07.cheeks down to the BBC. You sent the office into a frenzy this afternoon.

:21:08. > :21:09.Who else did you do? Bit of Natalie Cassidy.

:21:10. > :21:16.AS NATALIE CASSIDY: as some would say, I can't remember now what I

:21:17. > :21:25.said. Something about, I didn't pick the phone up because I was hanging

:21:26. > :21:31.washing out. It was lovely. Amazing. More of the pranks you pulled are on

:21:32. > :21:35.Facebook if you want to see them. One of the big events in the fashion

:21:36. > :21:40.calendar, London Fashion Week, has now drawn to a close. But if not for

:21:41. > :21:44.one unsung British hero, the world of fashion could have been very

:21:45. > :21:47.different indeed. Who better to tell the story than a model who has seen

:21:48. > :21:52.fashions come and go, the very beautiful Daphne Selfe?

:21:53. > :22:01.The fashion industry has been my home for the last 65 years. In that

:22:02. > :22:08.time, I have seen it all. In 1949, at the age of 20, I posed for the

:22:09. > :22:13.cover of a local magazine and began a modelling career that has

:22:14. > :22:18.stretched well into my 80s. Nowadays, people call me the world's

:22:19. > :22:22.oldest working supermodel. But I prefer not to focus on the old. Even

:22:23. > :22:28.though my whole life has been shaped by fashion, I didn't realise that

:22:29. > :22:34.the man who invented life modelling was born only a few hours away from

:22:35. > :22:39.my village. That village was in Lincolnshire, and that man was

:22:40. > :22:44.Charles Frederick Worth. Born in 1825, he paved the way for the

:22:45. > :22:48.fashion industry as we know it. But I am willing to bet that today's

:22:49. > :22:56.fashionistas have never heard of him. Do you know who this gentleman

:22:57. > :23:02.is? No idea. Not a clue. Very dashing, but I'm not sure who he is.

:23:03. > :23:06.Though little recognised today, Worth began his career working here

:23:07. > :23:13.in the capital, before moving to Paris to set up a fashion house that

:23:14. > :23:18.would become legendary. Dress historian Amy has closely studied

:23:19. > :23:24.his designs. Worth was above all famous for the absolute luxury of

:23:25. > :23:28.his garments. In layers and layers of exquisite, luxurious fabrics.

:23:29. > :23:32.These are evening wraps that women would wear to make an incredible

:23:33. > :23:36.entrance from her carriage to the ball and then take off and show her

:23:37. > :23:42.ball gown. That was like having a passion Meena, wasn't it? But with's

:23:43. > :23:48.biggest impact was on the very business of fashion itself. Before

:23:49. > :23:51.Worth, when a wealthy woman went to order a dress, she would buy all her

:23:52. > :23:57.fabrics first. She would then take them to the dressmaker, whereas

:23:58. > :24:00.worth, in an unprecedented way, dictated to his clients what he

:24:01. > :24:04.thought they should wear. He was also the first designer to put his

:24:05. > :24:10.name on a garment. He put his name on the label that went on the inside

:24:11. > :24:14.of the waistband. He was also the first person to develop seasonal

:24:15. > :24:19.collections. Wasn't he the first person to have live models? Yes,

:24:20. > :24:23.when he had been working in the fabric shop in Paris, he met his

:24:24. > :24:27.future wife, Marie. He started dressing her and people came in and

:24:28. > :24:32.admired the clothes she was wearing. Thereafter, she continued to model

:24:33. > :24:37.his clothes, but he also employed women to wear the clothes. That was

:24:38. > :24:40.an innovation at the time. Worth almost single-handedly created the

:24:41. > :24:47.global industry to which I owe my career. So, in his honour, The One

:24:48. > :24:54.Show has arranged a unique photo shoot, and I have invited a rather

:24:55. > :24:59.special guest. Portrait photographer Rankin is an icon in the fashion

:25:00. > :25:02.world. He has taken snaps of everyone who is anyone, from a list

:25:03. > :25:07.celebrities to Her Majesty herself. He will be shooting me in a Charles

:25:08. > :25:15.Worth inspired outfits, and it is a first for both of us. It is very

:25:16. > :25:23.big. You could knock people out with it. I thought we might do our shoot

:25:24. > :25:29.in the window. Can we get you in there? We might, just. That is

:25:30. > :25:36.great. Surrounded by luxury designer brands in one of London's top ashen

:25:37. > :25:42.boutiques, I am replacing mannequins with life modelling, just as Charles

:25:43. > :25:52.did. Gorgeous. We have a lot to choose from. But I want a fun image

:25:53. > :25:56.that captures Rankin's style as well -- a final image. An eye-catching

:25:57. > :26:05.picture to celebrate a true British trailblazer. Perfect. A very

:26:06. > :26:10.eye-catching picture. That was a stunning photo. We are here with

:26:11. > :26:13.Passenger, because his new album Young As The Morning, Old As The Sea

:26:14. > :26:19.is out today. He will be playing for us shortly. First, just time to

:26:20. > :26:24.thank Morgana. Morgana Robinson's The Agency starts on Monday at ten

:26:25. > :26:29.o'clock BBC Two. Matt and Alex will be back next week with Lord Alan

:26:30. > :26:31.Sugar, Dara O Briain and Barry Gibb. Here is Passenger with his new

:26:32. > :26:57.single, Anywhere. # Darling, that's when I'm

:26:58. > :28:39.# Oh, darling I swear I'll go anywhere with you