:00:11. > :00:15.Wright, Pudsey, tonight on the show we've got one of the world's most
:00:16. > :00:21.glamorous women, and it's your job to pick her up. Have you got the
:00:22. > :00:27.champagne? Have you polished those handlebars? And on, what about that
:00:28. > :00:29.dodgy wheel? Don't worry, I'm on it. Pudsey, you'd better not mess
:00:30. > :00:43.this up! Welcome to the One Show. I hope
:00:44. > :00:49.Pudsey behaved himself because that rickshaw can get a bit bumpy. It
:00:50. > :00:58.can. This is our very glamorous guest being rickshaw into the
:00:59. > :01:05.studio. It is glamorous, silk and sequence. You've still got a bit of
:01:06. > :01:10.oil on you. Get it off. But why does the rickshaw have shoulder pads? It
:01:11. > :01:21.can only be one lady, please welcome Joan Collins!
:01:22. > :01:34.Welcome, welcome. How nice to see you. Joan, you are used to arriving
:01:35. > :01:39.in style, but how was that? They only told me about it about two
:01:40. > :01:45.minutes before it happened. If I'd known I was doing it I would have
:01:46. > :01:50.worn trousers. You look fabulous. As always. As well as hearing about
:01:51. > :01:54.Jones's new autobiography, we're unveiling the vending machine that
:01:55. > :02:01.makes you lose weight, and finding out how it works. Also, we've got
:02:02. > :02:08.the winner of last night's Great British Bake Off. Frances Quinn is
:02:09. > :02:12.here. Congratulations! Also gracing our sofa will be this legendary pop
:02:13. > :02:17.star, who will be showcasing a collection of his work from over 40
:02:18. > :02:24.years in the music business. He is a big fan of the silhouette, no wonder
:02:25. > :02:29.with that famous hairstyle! First, at 3pm today, His Royal Highness,
:02:30. > :02:38.Prince George of Cambridge, was christened. Beautiful. He's so
:02:39. > :02:44.lovely. He doesn't have any hair! He takes after his father. You've got a
:02:45. > :02:48.whole chapter on the Royals in your book. Are you glad they kept it a
:02:49. > :02:53.private affair, or would you have probed -- third to see a bigger
:02:54. > :02:58.state? This is the first I've seen of it. Private, how many people?
:02:59. > :03:04.Just very close friends and family. I think that is nice, but I think
:03:05. > :03:09.that the people really would like to see our future king. Do you think it
:03:10. > :03:18.should have been televised? Possibly. This is why I've got all
:03:19. > :03:24.these Georges in the studio, the Georges and the Georginas. Nice to
:03:25. > :03:34.see you all. Don't forget George the dog, whose right down there at the
:03:35. > :03:37.bottom. Looking very regal. We are sure that Kate and William are
:03:38. > :03:42.regular churchgoers, but fewer people are these days. According to
:03:43. > :03:46.the church of England, baptisms have been on the up. So is it OK to get
:03:47. > :03:53.your child christened if you don't go to church?
:03:54. > :03:59.I was christened because my parents saw it as a rite of passage. But I'm
:04:00. > :04:03.not really religious, I'm an atheist. They do it because it's the
:04:04. > :04:07.social thing they think is necessary. Their friends have had
:04:08. > :04:11.their children christened so they want there's christened. I think
:04:12. > :04:16.there are definitely parents to christen their children purely for
:04:17. > :04:22.getting them into school and all of that kind of stuff. Is that
:04:23. > :04:26.acceptable? Definitely not. If we don't do these things, whether we
:04:27. > :04:31.understand them or not, we are losing that culture. I've got sons,
:04:32. > :04:36.it's a really lovely feel good thing. If they decide to carry on in
:04:37. > :04:40.vain for the rest of their lives, that's up to them. Do you go to that
:04:41. > :04:43.church all the time? I live in London now but when I go home I do
:04:44. > :04:50.go there for the odd quiet moment. It's a church that I love and I want
:04:51. > :04:54.my kids to have that opportunity if they want to. Some people do get
:04:55. > :04:58.their children christened but other reasons than Christianity alone. I
:04:59. > :05:04.really think it's a dying trend. I'm about to christen my sons soon. I
:05:05. > :05:09.think it is a choice people should have. Why specifically christenings,
:05:10. > :05:13.why are they so important? I think it's to do with your faith, your
:05:14. > :05:17.religion, belief, family values as well. I just think, as my husband
:05:18. > :05:25.said, it's about bringing families together. Would also like to know
:05:26. > :05:28.what you think at home. Is it OK to get your children christened if you
:05:29. > :05:31.don't regularly go to church? We know many of you will be of
:05:32. > :05:44.different faiths or non-at all, but it is interesting.
:05:45. > :05:56.You can sign in and vote online free. You will also find full terms
:05:57. > :06:01.and conditions there. The vote will end at 7:35pm sharp. You might think
:06:02. > :06:05.it's right to give criminals a second chance in life. But would you
:06:06. > :06:10.put the contents of your home on the line to prove it? Here is Iwan.
:06:11. > :06:14.Imagine this. You are moving home and you've booked a removal company
:06:15. > :06:20.to help you shift your worldly possessions. So what might you be
:06:21. > :06:24.looking for in a firm? Reliability, competitive price or even a track
:06:25. > :06:28.record of honesty, perhaps? For the last two gears, Michael and Daniel
:06:29. > :06:31.have been running a thriving removals business in south London,
:06:32. > :06:34.but their past is anything but clean. Between them, these ex-gang
:06:35. > :06:43.members have a string of convictions for burglary, assault and drugs.
:06:44. > :06:47.There's no fun in it. I definitely feel guilt and remorse. The best
:06:48. > :06:51.thing I can do is say sorry to these people and change myself and change
:06:52. > :06:56.the people around me. Today they have two removal jobs to do, and
:06:57. > :07:07.they are taking me with them. I've always said they are two options,
:07:08. > :07:12.the grave for finding a job. A very different life to what it was
:07:13. > :07:17.before. More peaceful. Not having to keep look behind your shoulder,
:07:18. > :07:22.thinking that this person is out to get you, is my door going to get
:07:23. > :07:30.kicked down in a minute, am I going to live to see the next day? I never
:07:31. > :07:36.thought I'd be on the BBC, maybe on the news for some kind of crime! Amy
:07:37. > :07:40.has never used the firm before. Their services were recommended by a
:07:41. > :07:45.friend and she has no idea about their criminal background. Do you
:07:46. > :07:49.know their background at all? No. They were heavily into crime and
:07:50. > :07:53.have turned their lives around and set this up. They've been given a
:07:54. > :08:03.grant to help them. That's even better. So they are now paid to take
:08:04. > :08:05.stuff from people. Taking it with permission! Would you recommend
:08:06. > :08:09.them? Absolutely, they are really friendly and really slick. Michael
:08:10. > :08:12.and Daniel are amongst thousands of young people who have been helped in
:08:13. > :08:16.changing their lives by kids Company, a charity that supports
:08:17. > :08:23.fundable inner-city youth, including those who end up in gangs. Children
:08:24. > :08:25.don't choose to be part of a gang. There is incredible coercion. How
:08:26. > :08:30.about people who've been on the wrong side of the crime? Can you see
:08:31. > :08:35.their point of view, that these guys don't deserve a second chance?
:08:36. > :08:40.Absolutely, we are very sympathetic to victims of crime. But I want to
:08:41. > :08:45.deliver realistic solutions. Leaving kids in prison, locked up for 23
:08:46. > :08:49.hours, is not a solution. One surprising solution came from a
:08:50. > :08:53.London newspaper, the Evening Standard. Camilla persuaded them to
:08:54. > :08:57.give Daniel, Michael and other ex-gang members ?10,000, to expand
:08:58. > :09:03.their existing businesses, helping them in a legal income and stay on
:09:04. > :09:08.the straight and narrow. Lisa booked the boys for a removal job after
:09:09. > :09:12.reading about them in the paper. Does their past worry you? Whenever
:09:13. > :09:15.you have people come for anything, carpet cleaning, you are cautious
:09:16. > :09:20.with things. But not more so than normal. They have children, that
:09:21. > :09:25.probably has a huge influence for them to really want to make it. I'm
:09:26. > :09:31.trying to give them the benefit of the doubt, give them a chance and
:09:32. > :09:35.let them hopefully prove me right. Since starting up this company, I've
:09:36. > :09:40.learnt confidence, how to deal with people. It's not from my background
:09:41. > :09:44.and I can now go in and meet Barclays bank manager, sit down with
:09:45. > :09:47.him and talk about business. Since they've been in business, they'd
:09:48. > :09:51.never had a complaint. They are grateful for having a second chance
:09:52. > :09:57.to turn their lives around. With so much invested in them, all eyes are
:09:58. > :10:00.on Daniel and Michael to stick on the straight and narrow and make
:10:01. > :10:03.their business a success. That customer summed it up brilliantly.
:10:04. > :10:11.You don't know a lot about the background of people anyway. Good to
:10:12. > :10:14.see you. They've been upfront and honest. Iwan, you've been looking
:10:15. > :10:20.into the rehabilitation of criminals a bit more. I truly would employ
:10:21. > :10:24.them. I trust them, they are great guys. People think it's just a niche
:10:25. > :10:28.problem, that crime is only in the inner cities, but it's not. There
:10:29. > :10:32.are is 9.2 million people in the UK have a criminal record. The Ministry
:10:33. > :10:35.of Justice did a report and said if offenders were given employment
:10:36. > :10:39.within that first year of release, they are less likely to reoffend.
:10:40. > :10:43.Over 60% of short-term prisoners do reoffend if they are not given a
:10:44. > :10:46.chance. That is one of the things the guys said to me. When they came
:10:47. > :10:50.out of prison they hardly had any money. They gave them ?46 and no
:10:51. > :11:10.support. They have to go to charities to get food because nobody
:11:11. > :11:12.would employ them. They have skill sets. I know they are here and I
:11:13. > :11:15.will truthfully say, being with them and the way they interacted with the
:11:16. > :11:17.customers, they've got great mannerisms about them. They are good
:11:18. > :11:20.guys. They know they've been bad in the past and are turning over a new
:11:21. > :11:23.leaf. They just want a chance. There is a new survey out, Ban the Box, it
:11:24. > :11:26.is run in the community. When anybody applies for a job there is a
:11:27. > :11:28.little box you have to take if you've got a criminal record. We're
:11:29. > :11:30.not talking about serious crimes, we are talking about unspent
:11:31. > :11:33.convictions. A fine for speeding. Everyone has to say they have had a
:11:34. > :11:35.criminal past. Less than 50% of businesses would even interview
:11:36. > :11:38.someone if they had a criminal record, although they've said 80% of
:11:39. > :11:41.them did agree they deserve a second chance. The issue here is they are
:11:42. > :11:48.not even getting to that first stage of interview. I think it is a great
:11:49. > :11:51.idea. Our prisons are overflowing, from what I understand. So many
:11:52. > :11:57.young people particularly, sometimes they do it for Dare... I don't know
:11:58. > :12:03.why. And if you've done your time... Did you see the Shawshank
:12:04. > :12:07.redemption? The actor, Morgan Freeman, when he came out he had
:12:08. > :12:12.been in jail for a long time but he found that he couldn't get a job in
:12:13. > :12:17.that movie. I think that cut the cord with me. That campaign may go
:12:18. > :12:21.towards helping people in that position. Hopefully, because I do
:12:22. > :12:25.think they deserve a chance. The proof of the pudding is in the
:12:26. > :12:32.tasting. Five years down the line, I hope they are still a success. How
:12:33. > :12:38.many times have you moved, Joan? 50. Would you look for the services of
:12:39. > :12:46.Michael and Daniel? They look like good guys, yes. Thank you for coming
:12:47. > :12:49.in and thanks to you as well, Iwan. Last night, over 9 million viewers
:12:50. > :12:55.watched the final of The Great British Bake Off. Here is the moment
:12:56. > :12:57.they revealed the winner. The winner of the 2013 Great British Bake Off
:12:58. > :13:28.is... Francis! Congratulations. I feel a bit
:13:29. > :13:32.overwhelmed meeting you, because I've watched it for so many weeks.
:13:33. > :13:37.You've known since June, because you've finished filming it in the
:13:38. > :13:42.summer. How have you managed to keep it a secret? I don't know. If
:13:43. > :13:50.debating fails I could maybe go into MI5, keeping a poker face going! You
:13:51. > :13:54.must have told somebody. Really close family, they were there on the
:13:55. > :14:00.final day, and some friends knew. But I had to give it to myself. It's
:14:01. > :14:03.so nice to see you are not looking stressed and running around the
:14:04. > :14:09.kitchen. The wedding cake was what sealed it for you. It ultimately
:14:10. > :14:14.was. So pretty. And quite brave, you've been used to these amazing
:14:15. > :14:18.cakes, you kept it quite simple and that was really what you wanted to
:14:19. > :14:22.do. Did you get sick of them saying continually, its style over
:14:23. > :14:27.substance. It did become my tag line. For me, the style is so
:14:28. > :14:30.important, but what I learned through being on there is to not
:14:31. > :14:35.forget the substance. The one thing I feared was people thinking that I
:14:36. > :14:39.just create cakes that look good, but the taste is so important to me.
:14:40. > :14:43.That's why the final signature bake, it was great to hear that the
:14:44. > :14:53.flavours were all there. Mind you, you can't beat a birthday cake like
:14:54. > :15:01.that. Incredible designs. It looked like carrot cake. Green make Ginger
:15:02. > :15:11.cake studded with rhubarb. Rhubarb? ! You like the idea of that, Joan.
:15:12. > :15:16.Do you do one with avocado in? Have a look at some of these. See if
:15:17. > :15:31.these take your fancy. You came up with the most beautiful array of
:15:32. > :15:41.stuff. Look at that! Where and when did you start baking? I was the
:15:42. > :15:44.youngest of five, and that is when I remember being in the kitchen. I
:15:45. > :15:57.never felt intimidated by being in there. Are you a baker, John? No, I
:15:58. > :16:01.just eat it! At the end of the show we will give you a synopsis of
:16:02. > :16:10.everybody's thoughts. What are you doing now? Are you getting over the
:16:11. > :16:14.shock? I am still getting over it. Watching last night, I stood up
:16:15. > :16:23.through the whole thing. I watched it with friends and families. There
:16:24. > :16:31.were 25 of us packed into a room. Most of them did not know, then? A
:16:32. > :16:43.few dead, but it was just so tense. -- a few did. Was it a relief that
:16:44. > :16:48.the pressure came off because of the speculation in the lead up to the
:16:49. > :16:51.final? I was the dark course. I slept under the radar. Suddenly, the
:16:52. > :17:01.bookies were closing down bets because of the flurry coming in. I
:17:02. > :17:05.was thinking, people are not going to expect my name to be called, so I
:17:06. > :17:16.was so nervous. It was nice that they kept it quiet. There were just
:17:17. > :17:27.three of you. It was well over a minute, between them saying, the
:17:28. > :17:32.winner is, and my name being announced. Congratulations. We were
:17:33. > :17:37.going to get you a cake, but then we did not bother. Congratulations, it
:17:38. > :17:42.has been brilliant to watch you. It has been 40 years since Noel Coward
:17:43. > :17:54.died. As well as writing his plays, he also did a lot to help the
:17:55. > :17:58.younger generation. I am an enormously talented man and
:17:59. > :18:03.there is no use pretending I am not. Those are the words of playwright,
:18:04. > :18:10.composer, actor and theatrical legend, Noel Coward. As a fan, I
:18:11. > :18:18.heartily agree with his unabashed description. Noel Coward remains an
:18:19. > :18:23.icon of stage and screen, but what is less well-known is his
:18:24. > :18:28.association with the Actors' Orphanage, a charity to help the
:18:29. > :18:34.children of those who were treading the boards. It began when there was
:18:35. > :18:37.a realisation that there were parents who could not put their
:18:38. > :18:43.children anywhere and could not afford a nanny. A children's, was
:18:44. > :18:49.set up. Wended Noel Coward come involved? -- when did? He was
:18:50. > :18:52.brought in to help arrange garden parties. He brought along stars.
:18:53. > :18:59.They asked him to join the committee. When 1934, they asked him
:19:00. > :19:04.to be president. At 1956, we had Noel Coward at the helm. It was
:19:05. > :19:12.close to his heart. He passionately believed in it. One beneficiary was
:19:13. > :19:16.Susanna Slater. She lived at the charity's home for younger children
:19:17. > :19:23.in Surrey, before moving to London when she was 11. Mother decided to
:19:24. > :19:28.put us in the Actors' Orphanage so she could get on with her career.
:19:29. > :19:34.Judy was three and I was five and a half. You were not an orphan, and
:19:35. > :19:38.many of the children were not? We were either children of one parent
:19:39. > :19:43.families, or a family who had come on hard times, and we were all
:19:44. > :19:49.children of theatrical people. Did you see Noel Coward? Quite a bit. He
:19:50. > :19:55.was marvellous. Every time he came down, we had strawberries and cream
:19:56. > :20:01.for tea. And he brought famous people to the orphanage? All the
:20:02. > :20:08.time, yes. Marlene Dietrich came several times? Several times. It did
:20:09. > :20:12.not dawn on us until we were older who they were. We just knew that
:20:13. > :20:17.they were kind people. Noel Coward used to give us five shillings every
:20:18. > :20:23.Christmas, a postal order. What kind of things did he do when he
:20:24. > :20:26.visited? He used to be interested in what we were reading and doing at
:20:27. > :20:32.school. He used to play the piano for us and saying. We use to put on
:20:33. > :20:38.little shows for him as well. He knew us all by name. When World War
:20:39. > :20:41.II broke out, Noel Coward arranged for all of the orphans to be
:20:42. > :20:47.transported to safety across the Atlantic. He was so clever doing
:20:48. > :20:50.that. He got every star in America to sponsor a child. They did not
:20:51. > :20:59.live with them, they were at a centre in New York. At high days and
:21:00. > :21:04.holidays, the stars would take them to their homes and look after them.
:21:05. > :21:11.In later life, Noel Coward spoke of an offer from a former orphan who
:21:12. > :21:17.wanted Noel Coward in his latest movie... I go to Dublin to start
:21:18. > :21:24.work on The Italian Job. It is a good script and I expect to enjoy
:21:25. > :21:28.it. It is to be directed by a boy I saved from expulsion by giving him a
:21:29. > :21:40.brisk heart to heart on the garden seat. Goodbye, Mr Bridger. Did you
:21:41. > :21:46.hear that? He said, goodbye, Mr Bridger. As long as he comes back, I
:21:47. > :21:50.do not care. Nearly all of us who went there are looked on it as our
:21:51. > :21:54.home. There are a few who were against it, but it was more because
:21:55. > :22:01.they could not understand why their parents had put them in there. They
:22:02. > :22:11.resented it. A lot of us appreciate him. If it were not for him, God
:22:12. > :22:18.knows where we would have been. What a remarkable story. A life of
:22:19. > :22:23.dedication. I said hello to him once when I was about 17, but I just
:22:24. > :22:29.loved his work, I loved his place. What was it about it? They were
:22:30. > :22:36.crisp and funny. I love the sharp and sarcastic sense of humour. I
:22:37. > :22:42.yearned to do Private Lives. I eventually did. It was great fun. I
:22:43. > :22:51.also produced a set of his plays and got a lot of my famous chums to be
:22:52. > :23:00.in it with me. That is magic, isn't it? We had great fun. My ex-husband,
:23:01. > :23:22.Anthony Newley, we got together after that. We have got a clip of
:23:23. > :23:28.you. THEY SING.
:23:29. > :23:38.How long is it since you have seen that? A bit night -- about 1993?
:23:39. > :23:44.Sadly, Tony is no longer with us, but he was such a great performer. I
:23:45. > :23:53.write about him in my book. It is a Berlin memoir. Passion For Life. It
:23:54. > :23:58.is quite a busy month for books. We had Harry Redknapp last night,
:23:59. > :24:02.didn't we? And Alex Ferguson's is out tomorrow. There is lots of talk
:24:03. > :24:11.about how he settles scores. We just wondered, whose noses are going to
:24:12. > :24:20.be put out of joint when we read yours? There is a secret to do with
:24:21. > :24:26.Dynasty. When my agent told me about it, he said, it is fading fast.
:24:27. > :24:34.Nobody is watching it. He said, they want you for five or six weeks to
:24:35. > :24:37.beef it up. So, I came in. And then the show rocketed. Some of the
:24:38. > :24:47.members of the cast, particularly the lead man, he did not like it.
:24:48. > :24:52.His nose was put out of joint and unfortunately, we did not get along.
:24:53. > :25:02.It worked very well because we had to hate each other in the show. That
:25:03. > :25:08.was real, on-screen? In one scene, he had to strangle me. I was so
:25:09. > :25:15.nervous I said, Sandy, at the same dresses me because I am worried. And
:25:16. > :25:23.if you see the strangling scene, that is not me in the long shot. I
:25:24. > :25:26.did put his nose out of joint, and I am sorry. You can flick through it
:25:27. > :25:34.and see all of these beautiful pictures. It is a pictorial memoir.
:25:35. > :25:40.It is 50,000 words and pictures, so it is a mixture of both. There are
:25:41. > :25:46.chapters about my life, about my boyfriends. My favourite chapter!
:25:47. > :25:53.Really? And my husband is, of course. And some naughty stories,
:25:54. > :25:59.which one has to do. And a lot of stuff about my early family. I found
:26:00. > :26:06.these amazing old pictures of some relatives who were dancers in the
:26:07. > :26:22.1920s. There was one of my ants, and she is wearing nothing. -- aunt, and
:26:23. > :26:28.she is wearing nothing. Was your hairdresser the first person to tell
:26:29. > :26:34.you I was -- you were beautiful? She said, you have beautiful eyes. I
:26:35. > :26:37.said, I do? In this era, your father or mother never told you you were
:26:38. > :26:44.pretty clever or nice. They said, sit down, eat, or shut up. They were
:26:45. > :26:50.not bad to me, but children were to be seen and not heard. It was very
:26:51. > :26:55.old-fashioned. I enjoyed writing it. The other picture we have ready is a
:26:56. > :27:02.lovely one of you and Warren Beatty. Isn't he handsome? He was
:27:03. > :27:09.22, he should be! He was very handsome. Lots of pictures of you
:27:10. > :27:19.with various stars. And then, we came of this one. Here it is. No,
:27:20. > :27:33.not that one, this one! Begins and I doing our favourite thing, eating.
:27:34. > :27:42.-- Biggins and I. We were going to open an hotel in Greece. Did you ask
:27:43. > :27:49.his permission? Yes. If anyone wants a signed copy I am at Selfridge's in
:27:50. > :27:55.the afternoon. There will be a big Q. You have had loads of hits. Let's
:27:56. > :28:01.remind ourselves of one of the biggest.
:28:02. > :28:04.Just a bit of advice, if you are dressing for Stephen, not that one.
:28:05. > :28:12.He does not like anything quite so obvious. Thank you. But when Stephen
:28:13. > :28:28.does not like what I wear, I take it off.
:28:29. > :28:33.Goodness me! Was that you or your stunt double? That was me. She was
:28:34. > :28:36.about five foot two and every time she came to that part she said, I do
:28:37. > :28:44.not want to hurt her. The director said, go and hit her as hard as you
:28:45. > :28:50.can. She hit me so hard that my earring sell-off and I thought it
:28:51. > :29:00.was my teeth falling on the ground. She said, I am so sorry, I did not
:29:01. > :29:12.mean it. I had a huge wealth. -- brews. The make-up man had to come.
:29:13. > :29:17.You had a lovely smile at the end. That was one of your first major
:29:18. > :29:23.Hollywood roles. And then I played in America, and I played Agger call
:29:24. > :29:30.-- a girl called Crystal, how about that? Joan's book, Passion For
:29:31. > :29:37.Life, is out now. Ridden's inventor 's annual show
:29:38. > :29:45.opens tomorrow. We have a preview. First, cardboard furniture. Here is
:29:46. > :29:55.David Graham and his miserable cardboard furniture set. -- his
:29:56. > :30:05.movable cardboard furniture set. And here we have a sumo wrestler. What
:30:06. > :30:10.makes it so innovative? This is an industrial cardboard table. Before
:30:11. > :30:16.that, there were only pallets. You can put it up in 20 seconds and it
:30:17. > :30:23.can take 150 kilos. It weighs 4.5 kilos and it is the strongest and
:30:24. > :30:35.lightest. Joan is very excited about seeing Steve in action. Steve,
:30:36. > :30:47.whenever you are ready. I'm going to mash that table!
:30:48. > :30:58.We will see some more inventions later on. It looked a bit wobbly to
:30:59. > :31:03.me. Who, Steve? The Georgia is behind are dumbfounded. The reason
:31:04. > :31:11.we have all of these Georges is because earlier today it was Prince
:31:12. > :31:16.George's christening. Steve is fine! Fewer people are going to church.
:31:17. > :31:21.However, according to the church of England, baptisms are on the rise.
:31:22. > :31:24.We asked you, is it OK to get your children christened if you don't
:31:25. > :31:38.regularly go to church? Have your say.
:31:39. > :31:48.Five and a half minutes left to vote.
:31:49. > :31:59.The vote ends at 7:35pm sharp. We will reveal the results later. We
:32:00. > :32:04.sent another of our Georges, King George McGavin of wildlife, to learn
:32:05. > :32:11.about the new technique enabling us to track ants, by tagging them with
:32:12. > :32:18.microchips. It sounds a bit fiddly. Hairy wood ants are one of the
:32:19. > :32:23.largest and in the UK and famous for building big, mounded nests in
:32:24. > :32:27.woodlands. Here in Sheffield, there has been ground-breaking research
:32:28. > :32:33.about how they work in these nests and wife. On this slope there are
:32:34. > :32:38.many nests that make up this giant hairy wood and metropolis. That is
:32:39. > :32:43.something in the region of 50 million individual ants. And they
:32:44. > :32:49.are all farming and foraging, building and generally being good
:32:50. > :32:52.neighbours. Sam Ellis is a biologist from the University of York, and for
:32:53. > :32:57.the last two years he's been on his hands and knees studying and tagging
:32:58. > :33:02.these ants using technology that has never been used out in field. This
:33:03. > :33:06.technique has been used in the lab before. I think this is the first
:33:07. > :33:12.time it's ever been done on wild colonies of ants. No one has been
:33:13. > :33:20.fortunate enough to try! What will you learn from being able to target
:33:21. > :33:25.individual ants in this huge area? Ants look very similar, generally.
:33:26. > :33:28.This gives each one an individual identity, a unique identity, so you
:33:29. > :33:33.can find out which ones are doing what, when, and what they are taking
:33:34. > :33:39.with them as they go. It will build up a picture of the entire colony's
:33:40. > :33:44.behaviour based on what the individuals are doing. He painlessly
:33:45. > :33:47.tags around 1000 ants at a time. Using a bar code reader, he collect
:33:48. > :33:54.data as they move about doing their daily jobs. Up to now it was known
:33:55. > :34:00.that some and move between nests, but no one knew the full scale of
:34:01. > :34:04.these cities. That is what is really interesting about this species. It's
:34:05. > :34:08.one colony but they split themselves between these multiple nests and
:34:09. > :34:13.walking between them. There's an obvious trail joining those two. But
:34:14. > :34:19.it's not just a couple of connections. What the research has
:34:20. > :34:28.shown is that this nest is connected... To this one. And this
:34:29. > :34:37.one. And this nest is connected to both of these and, in turn, is
:34:38. > :34:42.connected to these... This one over here. It is a complex society with
:34:43. > :34:46.very specific roles. There are delivery ants who will only ever
:34:47. > :34:56.shuttle between two nests, while others are foragers who move between
:34:57. > :35:02.just one nest and one tree. And this is why they are foraging up the
:35:03. > :35:06.tree. Up in the treetops are colonies of aphids. Aphids suck
:35:07. > :35:13.plant sap, and there's an excess of sugar in the plant with the -- which
:35:14. > :35:18.the aphids don't need. While these aphids secrete a substance, the ants
:35:19. > :35:22.take it and take it back to others to distribute around the network.
:35:23. > :35:28.They will bring it back down to the nest. They also move it between the
:35:29. > :35:32.nests. They are transferring food, resources and communicating. And the
:35:33. > :35:36.only way you could find this out is by using your unique system of
:35:37. > :35:41.tagging individuals. It's the only way you can see which individuals
:35:42. > :35:46.are going where and how the nests are communicating. Like all
:35:47. > :35:50.colonies, there are ants whose job it is to get rid of any potential
:35:51. > :35:56.threats. These ants defend their nests by producing a spray of formic
:35:57. > :36:01.acid, which they produce from glands in their abdomen. If I use this
:36:02. > :36:04.piece of TH paper and irritate the top of the nest, they all come
:36:05. > :36:11.swarming out. They will produce massive amounts of formic acid. I
:36:12. > :36:16.can smell it now. That was quite strong! You can see how quickly it
:36:17. > :36:21.turns from an orange yellow colour to read. Eventually that will go
:36:22. > :36:28.completely red, which is actually highly acidic. Ants are an essential
:36:29. > :36:32.element in any habitat. And while we are used to thinking of them as a
:36:33. > :36:35.colony, not single individuals, thanks to this research, we
:36:36. > :36:44.understand that colonies might extend over a much larger area than
:36:45. > :36:49.we ever imagined. 20 seconds until the lines" today's vote. We will
:36:50. > :36:54.give you the results before the end of the show. Time for our next
:36:55. > :37:01.guest. He is a man who, like Joan, has been very fashion conscious. He
:37:02. > :37:06.has always kept a very well-managed Barnett. But unlike Joan, he's never
:37:07. > :37:16.been great at applying his own make-up. Here he is at work.
:37:17. > :37:31.# When I need you. # I just close my eyes and I'm with
:37:32. > :38:01.you. Please welcome Leo Sayer! Nice to
:38:02. > :38:09.meet you. You look amazing. You don't look too bad yourself.
:38:10. > :38:16.Congratulations, 40 years in music. So many albums, so many singles.
:38:17. > :38:22.It's extraordinary. Suddenly you wake up and there it is, there's a
:38:23. > :38:44.date. It's scary. Anniversaries come around. It's a shock. And here they
:38:45. > :38:50.all are. A couple of films as well. The Stud. I did that. We used to see
:38:51. > :38:54.each other travelling transatlantic. I was living in Los Angeles and you
:38:55. > :39:00.were as well. We were both friendly with the airline, British Airways.
:39:01. > :39:10.The most frequent flyer in first class was your headline. Absolutely.
:39:11. > :39:18.Those were good days to fly. They never shut up when they get
:39:19. > :39:29.together. I worked with him! All the albums are in here. Fabulous! I want
:39:30. > :39:35.it. And you designed the cover. It was a bit of a labour of love. I
:39:36. > :39:40.used to do album covers. That's what I did before I became the singer. I
:39:41. > :39:50.did covers for Bob Marley and people like that. Amazing. It came in
:39:51. > :39:55.useful. It was based on a movie, a French movie. There was a character
:39:56. > :39:59.in it. I loved this character when I was at art school. Somebody said,
:40:00. > :40:06.how do you see yourself? I looked at a picture and I said, like that. He
:40:07. > :40:09.knew a guy who dressed like that. I went to the studio dressed like that
:40:10. > :40:15.and it worked. It made people listen to the words of the songs. But the
:40:16. > :40:20.other thing that just works is your incredible hair. I don't know how
:40:21. > :40:24.I've done it. I'm 65 now and I'm quite proud that I've got it. Paul
:40:25. > :40:30.McCartney had a bit of a connection with that. He did. I was managed by
:40:31. > :40:34.Adam Faith, he discovered me. One of the first things he did when he met
:40:35. > :40:39.me was say, we are going to go and have lunch. We sat down and there
:40:40. > :40:44.was a surprise because we were in a private room. The door opens and alt
:40:45. > :40:51.walks Paul McCartney. Can you imagine? He wasn't Sir Paul
:40:52. > :40:57.McCartney then, but he walks in. He said, what do you want to know, lad?
:40:58. > :41:05.He told me nothing. But he said, I'll give you one piece of advice.
:41:06. > :41:09.Don't cut your hair. Years later, I'm walking through LA and I'm on
:41:10. > :41:14.Sunset Boulevard. Life has changed completely. A car pulls up, a
:41:15. > :41:20.Mercedes, it's him, get in, get in! I'm thinking, what? It's Paul
:41:21. > :41:25.McCartney! He said, where are you going? I said, I'm going to Tower
:41:26. > :41:29.records. We go in there together and he said, you did one thing great. I
:41:30. > :41:43.said, what was that? He said, you took my advice. I could remember. He
:41:44. > :41:50.said, you didn't cut your hair. 162 songs on there. Gal is there
:41:51. > :41:56.something like too much of Leo Sayer? I don't think so. They are
:41:57. > :41:59.all different. Very different sounding records, very different
:42:00. > :42:04.techniques. I'm proud that I'm wrote most of it. The next 40 years are
:42:05. > :42:09.going to be even better. There's a new album on the way. We are doing a
:42:10. > :42:21.tour of the UK all the way through November. Are you doing London? We
:42:22. > :42:25.are. Come down. I will. If you want to get your hands on this complete
:42:26. > :42:30.studio recordings box, Just A Box, it's available on Monday. The tour
:42:31. > :42:38.starts in Limerick. The trick is to get all these back in the box. We
:42:39. > :42:44.are talking about inventions. That's an invention! We've got three new
:42:45. > :42:49.inventions. My dad was an inventor. He invented a thermostat for an
:42:50. > :43:01.electric kettle in about 1935. But he forgot to patented. -- eight and
:43:02. > :43:06.it. He failed to get the invention in time. He said, unfortunately, Mr
:43:07. > :43:12.Hoover, later on he did the vacuum cleaner. He had done it before him.
:43:13. > :43:19.Did he have hair like you? We could have been millionaires! You could
:43:20. > :43:25.have been a contender. We've got another invention. It's the British
:43:26. > :43:30.Invention Show. We've had one already. It's time for another.
:43:31. > :43:35.Joan, because you like keeping fit, we think you will like it. It's the
:43:36. > :43:38.world 's first Human Powered Vending Machine, made to be put in schools
:43:39. > :43:45.to educate children about calorie content. Steve is poised and ready.
:43:46. > :43:48.This was designed by Pep Torres. You have to work off the calories on the
:43:49. > :43:54.bike before you can take your food out. Here is the test. Our next film
:43:55. > :43:59.is four minutes and 16 seconds long. Get pedalling now and let's
:44:00. > :44:02.see if you can burn off the 88 calories that you need to earn
:44:03. > :44:08.yourself a packet of crisps in that time. After all that cycling, you
:44:09. > :44:16.will need a little rest. Here is after. There is nothing like a good
:44:17. > :44:20.sit down on a strategically placed park bench. Unlike that other great
:44:21. > :44:24.public convenience, the lavatory, benches are still free to use,
:44:25. > :44:39.abundant and nearly always fully functional. I love a bench! We need
:44:40. > :44:43.them. We do. Halfway back through from our gallivanting, we need to
:44:44. > :44:50.have this sit down and relax. I often go for walks and I often get
:44:51. > :44:55.tired. I rest for a couple of minutes. They are wonderful things.
:44:56. > :44:59.Most of them have writing on them telling you about somebody who loved
:45:00. > :45:03.the Heath once, and they are now gone. It is quite emotional. There's
:45:04. > :45:08.something very compelling about those brief inscriptions on the back
:45:09. > :45:20.of a park bench. A human life summed up in a handful of words. I don't do
:45:21. > :45:32.walks, please be seated. This bench is dedicated to Susan Samuels. Thank
:45:33. > :45:37.you, I will be seated. Stephen and his faithful assistant have spent a
:45:38. > :45:42.decade staking out some of the country's most memorable memorial
:45:43. > :45:49.benches. On Saturday I set out to Hampstead Heath to full graph every
:45:50. > :45:55.bench I passed. After a few hours I had about 160 inspections. It is
:45:56. > :46:09.just a snapshot of what may have lain beneath. Some of them are
:46:10. > :46:14.heartbreaking. Some of them are wanting.
:46:15. > :46:34.-- wanting. And some are simply rather funny. This is the bench that
:46:35. > :46:41.started it off. They could do with a bench here! Seven words that seemed
:46:42. > :46:48.to sum up a human life, poetic in their simplicity. That is it, it is
:46:49. > :46:55.useful, but it is lyrical at the same time. It makes you wonder who
:46:56. > :47:00.he was. With Stephen's help, we tracked down the man's family. They
:47:01. > :47:06.still live within walking distance of his bench. Lewis was my father
:47:07. > :47:13.and this was his bench, or a tribute to him. There was a long gap between
:47:14. > :47:19.two benches and he would say, they could do with a bench here. That was
:47:20. > :47:27.way of -- his way of thinking about life in general. What gave you the
:47:28. > :47:32.idea of a bench for your dad? We are not religious people. We are
:47:33. > :47:38.interested in living people rather than dead. This is a way of having a
:47:39. > :47:47.memorial to somebody emphasising life. Every year, Josh and his
:47:48. > :48:02.mother celebrate livers's birthday on his bench. To Dad. But sadly, the
:48:03. > :48:05.Hampstead Heath authorities are far too declared a moratorium on any new
:48:06. > :48:13.benches because they say it is getting too many benches. For now,
:48:14. > :48:19.at least, the waiting list for a memorial bench is close to stop you
:48:20. > :48:31.cannot get one for love nor money. Unless, of course, you cheat.
:48:32. > :48:39.That was the goose pimples, that film. Is Steve still going? Just
:48:40. > :48:45.over a minute to go. In the meantime, a lovely story that we
:48:46. > :48:49.hope the One Show viewers can find the ending too. A wedding
:48:50. > :48:59.photographer sent this picture in of two couples. It was taken on
:49:00. > :49:10.Brighton Pier in September. The couple on the left remain a mystery.
:49:11. > :49:17.The photographer, Heather, said that they had been happily married for
:49:18. > :49:21.over 50 years. There they are. Isn't that lovely? Header would like to
:49:22. > :49:27.track down the couple to give them a copy the photograph. -- Heather. If
:49:28. > :49:36.you know the couple on the left, get in touch on the usual address. Are
:49:37. > :49:44.you there, Steve? I have done it! I feel like I have won a gold medal.
:49:45. > :49:55.Just a packet of crisps. He has gone for cheese. Thank you so much.
:49:56. > :49:59.Earlier on we asked you, is it OK to get your children christened if you
:50:00. > :50:13.do not regularly go to church? You have been voting and I can reveal
:50:14. > :50:20.that no is 47% and yes this 53%. Lots of e-mails. Mrs Hall says, we
:50:21. > :50:23.are not religious. For my granddaughter we had a baby naming
:50:24. > :50:28.ceremony in the garden. There are other ways of welcoming the baby
:50:29. > :50:34.into the family. Louise Jackson says, my eight-year-old has been
:50:35. > :50:37.christened. My husband and I are not churchgoers, but she joined the
:50:38. > :50:44.church choir and loves the church environment. It was a lovely day.
:50:45. > :50:47.David from Norwich says, I am Greek Orthodox and an orthodox Christian
:50:48. > :50:51.has to be baptised to take part in the life of the church. I do not
:50:52. > :50:58.think the Church of England enforces this heavily enough. Lastly, Wendy
:50:59. > :51:04.says, it is surely a person's attitude rather than church that
:51:05. > :51:14.matters. Thank you for all of your e-mails. For the past four weeks, we
:51:15. > :51:19.have been conducted a business /social /parenting experiment. We
:51:20. > :51:25.went to see if mothers are the fountains of all knowledge and how
:51:26. > :51:42.annoying it would be if they were -- if it were true.
:51:43. > :51:48.This website Rector wants to make his workforce more of a happy
:51:49. > :51:52.family. -- website director. This is like a barrel of broken biscuits.
:51:53. > :51:59.They are all slightly imperfect, they have all got a flaw. His plan
:52:00. > :52:03.to improve his biscuits could smash them to smithereens. He has invited
:52:04. > :52:07.the mothers of three workers into the office as well as his own
:52:08. > :52:14.mother-in-law, Sheila. You need to be better organised. He felt that
:52:15. > :52:19.some of his workers would then fit mother management. For the past week
:52:20. > :52:29.has been information gathering... Tell the truth, does she speak
:52:30. > :52:35.nicely? Snooping... I am impressed with how tidy your desk is. And
:52:36. > :52:48.giving advice, asked four or otherwise... So, did mum know best
:52:49. > :52:51.or did they not help? It is judgement day. It is time for John
:52:52. > :52:56.to find out if his plan was is excess. In John's first meeting with
:52:57. > :53:02.mum, Jackie, he said her daughter had become more mature -- needed to
:53:03. > :53:09.become more mature for her new role as accounts manager. How do you feel
:53:10. > :53:21.about her work? I was surprised how adult you are. I have seen a
:53:22. > :53:27.professional side to my daughter. Mum took in hand to sort out before
:53:28. > :53:31.her first face-to-face client meeting. She has taught me that I
:53:32. > :53:37.need to be a little bit more prepared. I am so proud of her. She
:53:38. > :53:47.is full of life, full of beans. All you want is for your children to be
:53:48. > :53:51.happy and success. -- successful. Onto mum number two. John had told
:53:52. > :53:59.Sheila that Joe have a bright future but needed to keep focused. -- that
:54:00. > :54:05.Jill had a bright future. Do you think she will take things on board?
:54:06. > :54:09.I have told she can see it and do it. Sheila made sure that her
:54:10. > :54:18.daughter's presentation standards were smartened up. They do not need
:54:19. > :54:25.to know you cannot remember your password! It was very much, do what
:54:26. > :54:31.I do and do what I say. And it worked. Mum's frank advice really
:54:32. > :54:40.worked when the boss is checked up on Jill's presentation skills. I
:54:41. > :54:50.will always be there mum -- their mother. Onto mum number three. John
:54:51. > :54:57.wanted Margaret to encourage new manager, Ryan, to have more empathy.
:54:58. > :55:05.What has it been like observing him? It is not what I expected and it has
:55:06. > :55:09.opened my eyes. Mum decided to run team-building exercises to help him
:55:10. > :55:17.learn how to trust his team and had to earn their respect. You have to
:55:18. > :55:27.trust her. I do not trust her. That is the problem. Take a problem and
:55:28. > :55:32.listen. I had a feeling she could bring something to the areas I was
:55:33. > :55:39.struggling, such as earning the trust in my team. I feel really
:55:40. > :55:43.proud that he wanted my advice. At 27 you think, they are an adult, but
:55:44. > :55:49.he still really want is my advice, which is lovely. -- really wants my
:55:50. > :55:55.advice. Throughout the week, mothers did what they do, they encouraged
:55:56. > :56:00.healthy eating, tidied the place up and made the offer is more like a
:56:01. > :56:05.home. Having breakfast together in the morning, or even a space where
:56:06. > :56:09.people can socialise together, will be the lasting legacy of the
:56:10. > :56:19.experiment. The experiment has been a great success. The mums leave a
:56:20. > :56:26.book full of advice and handy tips. This is for your office. I would
:56:27. > :56:30.have liked to have left a legacy for mothers coming in, doing their
:56:31. > :56:35.thing, and all of these youngsters, developing new habits. That would
:56:36. > :56:43.make me very proud. If other mums were given the opportunity to do
:56:44. > :56:47.this, I would say, go for it. It is a great experience. I would
:56:48. > :56:57.recommend it to any other mother to live your child's life for a day. It
:56:58. > :57:01.has been a great experience. If I had not done this, I would not feel
:57:02. > :57:06.less enormous pride. The pride this week is beaming out of me. I would
:57:07. > :57:13.like to say thank you to the mothers. It has been a pleasure to
:57:14. > :57:19.have you here. Was it worth getting them in? Absolutely. And everybody
:57:20. > :57:25.had fun. People will remember it for a very long time.
:57:26. > :57:33.And that is the end of the mums at work series. Thank you to all those
:57:34. > :57:44.who took part. Let's have a round of applause. Some of the final
:57:45. > :58:01.inventions might interest the mums. This is called Nappy Time. This
:58:02. > :58:11.keeps the baby safe. So many babies have awful accidents. It was an
:58:12. > :58:21.accident that inspired this helmet that you can carry in your bag, and
:58:22. > :58:30.did is collapsible. Is it for motorcyclists? Pedal bikes. I fell
:58:31. > :58:45.off my bike on Saturday. You would want to put it in your backpack.
:58:46. > :58:54.That is it. You can chat away to your heart's content. Thank you to
:58:55. > :58:57.Joan. And Leo. Tomorrow, comedian Ed Byrne is here. We will see you at