:00:20. > :00:23.. Hello and welcome to The One Show with Matt Baker. And Alex Jones.
:00:23. > :00:27.The last time we met tonight's guest it was in a very muddy park
:00:27. > :00:30.in Sheffield on one of the wettest summer days last year. It doesn't
:00:30. > :00:38.look like the weather's improved much for him since. Here he is
:00:38. > :00:45.filming the latest Jonathan Creek special. It's a very good job...
:00:45. > :00:55.LAUGHTER He has a duffel coat and a sunny disposition! It's Alan
:00:55. > :00:56.
:00:56. > :00:59.Davies! I look like I got caught short. Obviously, you were in the
:00:59. > :01:04.middle of filming. It was horrendous. You didn't expect the
:01:04. > :01:09.snow? We did not expect the snow and it's not continuity from the
:01:09. > :01:14.previous scene where there's no snow at all. The actor, Mark Frost,
:01:14. > :01:19.had to come in and say, looks like there might be snow. You go outside
:01:19. > :01:24.and there is about six inches, it's a blizzard. It's complex for
:01:24. > :01:27.filming, snow. It was a bit of an issue. Snow is a running theme
:01:27. > :01:31.through your career, we noticed. Didn't you have to pretend you were
:01:31. > :01:34.in a blizzard when you auditioned for drama school? Yes, that's what
:01:35. > :01:41.I had to do. Can we see the technique you used. They said, find
:01:41. > :01:48.a space, find a space. Like this. Find a space. You are walking in a
:01:48. > :01:52.blizzard. So I was going like this. Then it a woman walked past me,
:01:52. > :01:56.bent double, as if going through a hail of gunfire, that's what I
:01:56. > :02:00.thought. I thought she's overcooking it, why is she doing it
:02:00. > :02:05.like that? Then I saw that picture of me and I thought that's exactly
:02:05. > :02:11.it! That's what you do in a blizzard. Did you get into drama
:02:11. > :02:15.school? I thought I am going to go elsewhere. Brilliant. Speaking of
:02:15. > :02:21.which, it looks likely to be a cold night for most of us. Temperatures
:02:21. > :02:27.in some areas possibly dropping to a chilly minus ten degrees. Despite
:02:27. > :02:31.all of that, can you believe this, Lucy and Iwan will be live at an
:02:31. > :02:39.outdoor pool where one will have to take the coldest swim of their
:02:39. > :02:49.lives. They're just testing the water. It's the blue dressing gown,
:02:49. > :02:50.
:02:50. > :02:55.don't do anything for him! First, Sarah Mac has spent a whole shift
:02:55. > :02:58.with the guys we rely on to keep our roads ice-free. They're often
:02:58. > :03:02.criticised but the gritters' job is not an easy one. Here in Newcastle
:03:02. > :03:09.they've had a particularly difficult week with large snowfalls
:03:09. > :03:13.across the north-east causing hazardous driving conditions.
:03:13. > :03:18.I have joined the gritting team during a rare moment of calm as
:03:18. > :03:23.they wait for the conditions to worsen once again. Right, where is
:03:23. > :03:29.Frank? You are the willing volunteers to take me out tonight.
:03:29. > :03:32.Let's go. Grab your flask. Don't forget that. Boys, we are off. See
:03:32. > :03:36.you later. The duty manager, Tony, has been
:03:36. > :03:40.monitoring the conditions across the city using some of the latest
:03:40. > :03:45.technology. Thermal cameras positioned on all the main roads
:03:45. > :03:49.have shown the surface temperature plummeting. It's now our job to get
:03:49. > :03:57.the grit down before any standing water turns to ice. Go on then,
:03:57. > :04:03.which one is yours? This one, Sarah. Is she ready to? Yes. That's the
:04:03. > :04:13.salt in all its glory. I am on this side? Unless you want to drive?
:04:13. > :04:19.
:04:19. > :04:24.better not make me drive. How far do you cover in a night?
:04:24. > :04:27.About 120 kilometres. The last few nights we have had to go over the
:04:27. > :04:33.same pitch to get it clear. know the city like the back of your
:04:33. > :04:37.hand? I know the bits I have to do! The grit works by lowering the
:04:37. > :04:41.freezing point of water so that it won't turn into ice unless
:04:41. > :04:49.temperatures fall below minus ten. How much grit would you use every
:04:49. > :04:53.night? Last two nights with the snow and ice, maybe 30 tonnes, 35
:04:53. > :04:59.tonnes per wagon. We have had 12 wagons out, gone through vast
:04:59. > :05:03.amounts. You can spread maximum to? 12 metres, probably cover three
:05:03. > :05:10.lanes. Do you feel a sense of pride doing
:05:10. > :05:16.what you do? I do, yes. Last night was a nightmare because we kept
:05:16. > :05:19.getting shower after shower and couldn't - we did the best we could.
:05:19. > :05:25.Through the night, we are the only thing on the road, we can't clear
:05:25. > :05:29.it ourselves but we plough it and we grit what's left and as soon as
:05:29. > :05:32.the cars hit it in the morning it becomes like this. You can see it's
:05:32. > :05:38.been nasty the last couple of days at the side of the road. I got
:05:38. > :05:43.stuck last night. You got stuck? Don't tell anybody!
:05:43. > :05:49.Do you get to witness some funny things? I have seen some scary
:05:49. > :05:53.things. I was doing about 20mph and a taxi came shooting past and in
:05:53. > :05:58.the distance coy see his red -- I could see his red lights and he
:05:58. > :06:01.spun off into a field. Obviously when he was behind me he was safe
:06:02. > :06:05.because it was the bit I ploughed and in the front he is on the snow
:06:05. > :06:11.and ice then. Tonight if I can stop ice forming on the road, somebody
:06:12. > :06:17.can get to work safely in the morning. I am quite happy.
:06:17. > :06:23.thanks, Frank. Bye. Well, that is Newcastle gritted and a little
:06:23. > :06:27.safer for another day. But with freezing weather forecast, Frank
:06:27. > :06:30.and the rest of the team will have to start all over again tomorrow.
:06:30. > :06:34.Thanks to the gritters of Newcastle and all across the UK, for that
:06:34. > :06:38.matter. Indeed. When we are planning these shows it's amazing
:06:38. > :06:46.the coincidences. Amazing! discovered that you are a keen
:06:46. > :06:50.diver. We have a wonderful picture of you. Oh my God!
:06:50. > :06:57.I don't suppose you have been diving around the UK recently, have
:06:57. > :07:03.you? No. That's a good look! So much for showing that! I learned to
:07:03. > :07:08.dive in the UK, though. I learned to dive in Stony Cove, a national
:07:08. > :07:14.dive centre in Leicestershire. You go in and there's not a lot of fish,
:07:14. > :07:18.it's a quarry. There is an own plane and bus and things to look at.
:07:18. > :07:23.It was November and I didn't even - I had a wetsuit that didn't fit. I
:07:23. > :07:27.could not - you have to reinflate your jacket manually as part of the
:07:27. > :07:35.test and I couldn't close my lips around the pipe, they were blue. I
:07:35. > :07:40.was lying on the bottom like this. Go up, go up! You passed! You will
:07:40. > :07:46.have sympathy with Lucy and Iwan who are poolside with hardy and
:07:46. > :07:51.quite possibly completely mad swimmers.
:07:51. > :07:57.Yes, we are here at Tooting Bec Lido in south London. This holds
:07:57. > :08:00.one million gallons of unheated water and yes, unheated! It's
:08:00. > :08:05.freezing. Believe it or not, crazy people in this world choose to
:08:05. > :08:09.brave these waters. This very weekend this pool will be the site
:08:09. > :08:15.of the UK Cold Water Swimming Championships and a few of those
:08:15. > :08:21.600 competitors are here tonight. They've joined us for a warm-up or
:08:21. > :08:25.should that be cool-down? They may be full of cheer now, but this snow
:08:25. > :08:29.was gathered right here earlier. We have not shipped this in, this is
:08:29. > :08:39.Tooting's finest ice. It's freezing. I can see ice in the water. Let's
:08:39. > :08:40.
:08:40. > :08:46.finds out exactly how cold it is. Oh! You are not going to like this.
:08:46. > :08:51.Look at that, Lucy. One degree. Freezing! Terrific!
:08:51. > :08:58.Yes, you know the bad news and when you are ready to go, one of you
:08:58. > :09:01.will be swimming in that water very, very shortly. What's going to
:09:01. > :09:09.happen, Alan is going to ask you some questions and whoever gets the
:09:09. > :09:15.most questions wrong will have to basically freeze. In Alan's honour
:09:15. > :09:25.we are calling this Q-Ice. Would you like to go ahead with the first
:09:25. > :09:47.
:09:47. > :09:57.Which was the coldest city last OK, Iwan's gone for B. A is Moscow.
:09:57. > :10:00.
:10:00. > :10:06.Well, the answer was A, Moscow, it was minus 50. Well done, Lucy.
:10:06. > :10:11.not looking good, Iwan. We will rejoin you shortly for round two
:10:11. > :10:18.and round three and the swim. UK has an incredible amount of
:10:18. > :10:22.regional accents and the way people speak can change within a few miles.
:10:22. > :10:25.Alistair McGowan was keen to tpoeupbd out -- to find out why.
:10:25. > :10:29.I have always been fascinated by accents, listening to them and
:10:29. > :10:37.identifying them and copying them. But now I want to know more. Why
:10:37. > :10:44.does Matt Baker sound so different from Gyles Brandreth? Why does Mike
:10:44. > :10:48.sound similar to Neil Morrissey? I am teaming up with accent expert
:10:48. > :10:54.Patrick and we have picked a great city to start. Here we are at the
:10:54. > :10:58.home of one of Britain's most identifiable and iconic and do-able
:10:58. > :11:01.accents. Down by the Mersey this is where Liverpool English began.
:11:01. > :11:03.Liverpool has been a port for centuries and the original dock
:11:04. > :11:08.responsible for the development of the city and its accent can still
:11:08. > :11:12.be found. Underground. This dock changed
:11:12. > :11:18.Liverpool's history. It was this wall as we see it today which gave
:11:18. > :11:25.rise to the way you speak today? Definitely. John Bishop owes a lot
:11:25. > :11:28.to this particular wall. From the 1th -- 18th century they brought in
:11:28. > :11:32.ships from all over the world, especially Ireland and these
:11:32. > :11:38.dockers know their heritage is key to the accent today. My ancestors
:11:38. > :11:48.came from Ireland. The vast majority of people in Liverpool
:11:48. > :11:51.have some Irish connection with them. Someone like Dara oh Brian
:11:51. > :11:55.doesn't sound familiar. We are heavy on the A. I remember being in
:11:55. > :11:58.London speaking with a guy, he said what part of Ireland are you from?
:11:58. > :12:08.I am said I am not, I am from Liverpool. He said, that's good
:12:08. > :12:12.enough for me. The Irish accent may have dominated by scouse is a
:12:12. > :12:14.complicated recipe. Scottish people living outside Scotland, people
:12:14. > :12:18.coming from Wales and people coming from bits of Lancashire and
:12:18. > :12:21.everything. What you had in Liverpool, especially I think the
:12:21. > :12:24.19th century, is people from everywhere.
:12:24. > :12:29.Scouse is incredibly distinctive. But the remarkable thing about
:12:29. > :12:32.accents in Britain is that they all have borders and 16 miles down the
:12:32. > :12:38.road in St Helens there's proof of this.
:12:38. > :12:42.You think this is where the scouse accent ends? I would say so. My
:12:42. > :12:49.sister lives probably about a mile away. She has gone a scouse accent
:12:49. > :12:53.now. A mile away? Yeah. I am not hearing a trace of scouse now in
:12:53. > :13:01.your accent. It's surprising how little similarity there is between
:13:01. > :13:05.real scouse and real Lancs. People in St Helens don't have scouse
:13:05. > :13:09.accents because their traditional industries drew on a local
:13:09. > :13:14.workforce. What amazing me is that the north-west of England boasts
:13:14. > :13:16.yet another instantly recognisable accent. Manchester was a giant of
:13:16. > :13:21.the industrial revolution and it was the people who came to work in
:13:21. > :13:26.the mills who created their own distinctive way of speaking.
:13:26. > :13:32.What do you think of the specific sounds of a Manchester accent?
:13:32. > :13:38.that stand out would be the final vowels and a word such as happy, it
:13:38. > :13:44.sounds more like happy. Next time I shouldn't say The Happy Mondays
:13:44. > :13:48.from Manchester? Something like that. Frank Gallagher on Shameless
:13:48. > :13:52.and it falls into place, know what I mean? He sounds different from
:13:52. > :13:55.Steven Gerrard, because the cotton mills in Manchester didn't attract
:13:55. > :14:01.quite the same international flavour of economic migrants as the
:14:01. > :14:05.docks in Liverpool. In Liverpool you have more people from different
:14:05. > :14:09.areas because it was the docks and you have people coming from all
:14:09. > :14:13.over to live in Manchester, from Ireland and Scotland but probably
:14:13. > :14:17.just less than went to Liverpool. That's the secret, St Helens is
:14:17. > :14:21.close to the traditional native accent of the north-west.
:14:21. > :14:24.Manchester piled lots of accents on top but mainly other British
:14:24. > :14:28.accents and Liverpool went all the way with a good helping of
:14:28. > :14:33.international flair. Industry has shaped our accents. As this
:14:33. > :14:43.fascinating corner of the world built itself it also built its own
:14:43. > :14:50.
:14:50. > :14:55.unique sounds. Or is that saunds? Alistair McGowan is back next
:14:55. > :15:01.Wednesday. Do you have a favourite accent?
:15:01. > :15:08.have to say Welsh! Well, we know what the favourite worldwide accent
:15:08. > :15:13.t is, it is Mexican. Here we go. Have you heard about the Mexican
:15:13. > :15:23.kamikaze squadron? I care not for myself, only my country! Why did
:15:23. > :15:27.
:15:27. > :15:36.the mushroom go to the puppy?! He was a fun guy! They said the pink
:15:36. > :15:42.polenta, I love it! What is it about Mexican? I don't know it just
:15:42. > :15:50.happened! I've never even been to Mexico! You have not been to Mexico
:15:50. > :15:54.but you are going to Australia and New Zealand? Yes, when I do Life Is
:15:54. > :16:01.Pain. Will that be it now for another 14
:16:01. > :16:05.years? No, I have the bug again. I am doing Life Is Pain over there at
:16:05. > :16:09.Hammersmith Apollo. Two nights of The Clue Of The Savant's Thumb.
:16:09. > :16:13.There that will be fun. Are you getting friends and family for that
:16:13. > :16:17.one? Yes, I'm doing Leicester Comedy Festival before, then two
:16:17. > :16:21.nights there and then I'm going to do new show next year. I really
:16:21. > :16:26.have the stand-up bug again. I had fallen out of love with it but I
:16:26. > :16:31.had a really good time touring. Why? I don't know. I think in the
:16:31. > :16:37.past I was doing too much at once and not enjoying it. Trying to do
:16:37. > :16:42.too much. This time I did some shows, went home, saw the family,
:16:42. > :16:47.then did a few shows. That was nice. Well, lots of people will be
:16:47. > :16:53.excited also to hear that Jonathan Creek is back again? Yes, Jonathan
:16:53. > :16:59.Creek is back, sleuthing, one fan! They will be ready for it! It has
:16:59. > :17:06.been three years since the last special? Yes, we did a couple, that
:17:06. > :17:11.was in 2008 and 2009. Brch that it was five years, but the director is
:17:11. > :17:15.back. David is in good form. He's been
:17:15. > :17:19.directing us this week. They told us you have hair
:17:19. > :17:24.extensions for this one? They clip bits in.
:17:24. > :17:30.Why? Because I turn up, I don't have the same hair as the last
:17:30. > :17:34.series. David wants the same kind of hair that I had in 1996. They
:17:34. > :17:39.used to bring lovely brown pieces if I didn't have enough. This time
:17:39. > :17:43.they have this hair that looks like it's been dragged from a plug hole.
:17:43. > :17:49.I thought, that must come from a dirty character living in a skip.
:17:49. > :17:55.They started to clip it in my head. The worst thing it was a perfect
:17:55. > :18:01.match! Now, the make-up lady, says if you are getting dry hair,
:18:02. > :18:09.Moroccan oil! Yes! But there are other oils available! Mexican oil
:18:09. > :18:13.is wonderful! Yes, there are other oils, Alan. The episode is called
:18:13. > :18:17.The Clue Of The Savant's Thumb. You have brilliant faces in it. You
:18:17. > :18:23.have mentioned Sheridan Smith but who else is in the show? Joanna
:18:23. > :18:30.Lumley is in the show. She is class personified. She is so much fun to
:18:30. > :18:35.be with. So funny. Stoical in the face of freezing to earthquake s.
:18:35. > :18:37.Rik Mayall is back. He is playing a role he played in
:18:38. > :18:47.1988. I love the fagt that you have hand
:18:47. > :18:53.warmers on today! -- fact. I know! Maybe you can throw them to Lucy
:18:53. > :18:58.and Iwan. They are at Tooting Bec Lido. They are with the cold water
:18:58. > :19:02.swimmers. They are worried about which one of them will have to go
:19:02. > :19:07.in the pool tonight. Now, before we go back to them,
:19:07. > :19:11.explain, what are those people in the background doing? I don't know
:19:11. > :19:15.why they enjoy it, I think that they are bonkers, but there are
:19:15. > :19:19.lots of them here tonight. So let's ask them. Why are you doing this?
:19:19. > :19:26.Why are you taking part in the UK Cold Water Swimming Championships
:19:26. > :19:29.this weekend? You are nuts? Yes, let's ask Margi. Why do people do
:19:29. > :19:34.this? It makes them feel fantastic when they get out.
:19:34. > :19:39.OK. Tell me about the championships what events do you have?
:19:39. > :19:44.freestyle, the relays and the en durance for the hardy swimmers.
:19:44. > :19:49.How long can people stay in for? About 30 seconds.
:19:49. > :19:57.Well, respect for 30 seconds. is 30 seconds too long if you ask
:19:57. > :20:02.me. One man who has been in for longer than that, why are you doing
:20:02. > :20:07.this? It makes you feel really great. It is a good kick after the
:20:07. > :20:14.end of a long day it is brilliant Well, I think you are really great.
:20:14. > :20:24.You are bonkers, a manman! Brilliant! Well, here we go, here
:20:24. > :20:46.
:20:46. > :20:54.Never seen snow? I was going to go A but you have, so I'm being brave.
:20:54. > :21:01.He has tied it, it was in fact, B! One each! Goodness me! We will have
:21:01. > :21:05.to have an ice-breaker! In a while! Lucy looks worried! We'll be back
:21:05. > :21:12.in a bit. Now, then, Jonathan Creek, as we
:21:12. > :21:16.know is a TV detective, that uses stage magic, but being a TV
:21:16. > :21:21.detector, requires electronics as Marty Jopson has found out.
:21:21. > :21:28.If you are watching this, don't worry about the knock on the door.
:21:28. > :21:33.It could be a deliverry man. Or is it? There is a TV set in number
:21:33. > :21:40.five. It is in the front room. Watching Columbo! ADVERTISEMENT: If
:21:40. > :21:45.you don't have a TV licence, it will not take that long to find you.
:21:45. > :21:49.The TV detector licence, like science fiction, a man with a van.
:21:49. > :21:56.Who can find anybody watching television without a licence and
:21:56. > :22:00.then nab them! Ever since the 1920s, the BBC depended for its income on
:22:00. > :22:05.the licence fee. Without one you can be fined �1,000 and even get
:22:05. > :22:11.yourself a criminal record. This was the first TV detector. Driven
:22:11. > :22:15.by a gentleman in tweed. They were called the Mechanical Sherlock
:22:15. > :22:19.Holmes. Then came the alien vehicles in the 1960s, with a bird
:22:19. > :22:24.cage, described as the latest in high-tech equipment.
:22:24. > :22:28.A lot of people think that this van does not work. That it is a gimmick
:22:28. > :22:32.to scare them into getting a licence, but I can assure you that
:22:32. > :22:36.it does. Many people believed that the
:22:36. > :22:42.detector vans detected anything, but I know a man who bought his own
:22:42. > :22:46.van. Van enthusiast, Martin, got this for �150. He spent six years
:22:47. > :22:54.restoring it. Martin, what on earth possessed
:22:54. > :23:00.you?! I have family history with them. My dad would go out as a bus
:23:00. > :23:04.officer. He would have a number of addresses to go to. They would pull
:23:04. > :23:09.up outside, detect a television at that was working and then my father
:23:09. > :23:13.would knock on the door and ask to see the licence. It could be risky.
:23:13. > :23:17.Some people were nice and had licences. Sometimes you had to go
:23:17. > :23:22.out with two people. Sometimes you had to avoid areas all together!
:23:22. > :23:25.Now, while Martin may have rerestored this, the electronics
:23:25. > :23:30.have been dealt with by a different man.
:23:30. > :23:35.Hello, Jeff. Hi. We have a very sensitive
:23:35. > :23:39.receiver here. There are two aerials on the roof. With a signal
:23:39. > :23:42.there, you know we are looking at a television that is tuned to a
:23:42. > :23:47.Channel. Could you really tell what room it
:23:47. > :23:51.is in? Possibly. They photographed the first pattern to compare it to
:23:51. > :23:56.a signal. Turn the knob until the graphics
:23:56. > :24:01.line up with the peaks. Then you can determine what range the TV set
:24:01. > :24:06.is from the van. That is amazing in a Heath Robinson
:24:06. > :24:09.kind of way. A wonderful Pete of kit. I have placed a portable
:24:09. > :24:14.television down the road. You challenge is to detect the
:24:14. > :24:19.television. I accept that challenge! Exlent.
:24:19. > :24:24.Let's do it. This experiment is not perfect. The van worked in the days
:24:24. > :24:27.when we watched analogue television signals that have been turned off.
:24:27. > :24:31.So the old television I have planted will not get a picture, but
:24:31. > :24:34.it is switched on. It could prove that the vans could spot a
:24:34. > :24:42.television that is working. There is a peak coming up now.
:24:42. > :24:45.There it is! Yes! There it is! A blob. A big yellow box on that
:24:45. > :24:49.driveway. That blob there is that signal over there.
:24:49. > :24:54.If you switch that TV set off, that peak will disappear.
:24:54. > :24:59.So, we may have shed light on how the old fashioned vans work but in
:24:59. > :25:02.this modern digital age, the licensing people are coy about how
:25:02. > :25:06.they operate. They say detecting a digital
:25:06. > :25:12.television now takes as little as 20 seconds, but they would not tell
:25:13. > :25:17.us how, or even talk about it. Do detectors work? Did they work?
:25:18. > :25:22.Reality may be more money Dane. All it usually takes is a reminder call
:25:22. > :25:29.or letter. Not as dramatic as having a van full of electronics
:25:29. > :25:32.showing up outside the house. A lot more, shall which say,
:25:32. > :25:40.straightforward?! What a project! All old cars are cool.
:25:40. > :25:44.Now, on the table is the National Television Awards! Received for QI.
:25:44. > :25:49.Congratulations for that. We are very very pleased. We have
:25:49. > :25:54.been making the show for ten years, finally, the audience have noticed.
:25:54. > :25:58.We are gratified. It is the audience's vote. So it is very
:25:58. > :26:03.gratifying. You are looking fresh today? It was
:26:03. > :26:12.late last night. I went home and turned into a pumpkin.
:26:12. > :26:18.So, will Q-Ice get a television award the next time? It is tie-
:26:18. > :26:25.breaking time. Lucy and Iwan are hanging on poolside. So, let's have
:26:25. > :26:35.the final round of Q-Ice. Give it to us! What is the longest
:26:35. > :26:44.
:26:44. > :26:54.train delay to have happened in the Four days?! It has been good to me
:26:54. > :26:54.
:26:54. > :27:01.all night. I'm going B... OK, well the right answer is in fact, C.
:27:01. > :27:06.Lucy, you got it right! Oh, Iwan, you are in the pool, my love!
:27:06. > :27:16.on, Iwan. Come on, let's get this gown off!
:27:16. > :27:21.
:27:21. > :27:27.Strip off! He is so brave! Oh, no! Katherine, you are a cold-water
:27:27. > :27:31.swimmer and a GP, what is he feeling now? He is going to feel
:27:31. > :27:35.cold now but even colder in a minute. His heart rate is going up.
:27:35. > :27:42.He is going to be quickly breathing, but he will be fine.
:27:42. > :27:47.He is a youngish, a fit man. Will he be OK? He is going to be fine,
:27:47. > :27:51.but we have lifeguards here in case he needs them.
:27:51. > :27:55.Should anyone else be doing this thing? Anyone with a medical
:27:55. > :28:00.condition or who is pregnant should ask their doctors first.
:28:00. > :28:05.Iwan is a very, very brave man. Stay in for a minute. He is OK.
:28:05. > :28:09.What a brave guy he is. Back to you. It was interesting hearing the
:28:09. > :28:16.other guy having a chat. So get him over to the side and ask him how it
:28:16. > :28:24.feels. Let's have a chat with him. Get him over! Iwan, come over!
:28:24. > :28:32.I get out? I love you One Show for making me do this! It is beautiful!
:28:32. > :28:35.He is so cold. No! Brilliant. Well done, Iwan.
:28:36. > :28:39.A hero! I thought Lucy would have jumped in.
:28:39. > :28:45.I don't blame her. Well, listen, thank you very much for joining us.
:28:45. > :28:48.That is all we have time for. Alan is on the Leicester Comedy Festival
:28:49. > :28:54.on the 14th of February and the Hammersmith Apollo on the 16 and