:00:23. > :00:27.Hello and welcome to The One Show with Matt Baker and Alex Jones.
:00:27. > :00:32.With just three days to go until the most watched and you'll non-
:00:32. > :00:42.sporting event on a Saturday in May, in the world ever, the Saturday is
:00:42. > :00:44.
:00:44. > :00:53.abuzz with excitement for this Saturday's Eurovision Song Contest.
:00:53. > :00:58.That's enough! That's enough! The brief was excitement, that was over
:00:58. > :01:08.the top! And the man keeping us entertained throughout will be Mr
:01:08. > :01:08.
:01:08. > :01:16.Graham Norton. Thank you, thank you. Graham, you are bound for the
:01:16. > :01:21.airport within a matter of hours. It is very exciting. Have you seen
:01:21. > :01:27.Engelbert Humperdinck in the German flag. He is not a fall, he is going
:01:27. > :01:33.for votes! His mother is half- German? Engelbert, let's face it...
:01:33. > :01:39.People won't know where he is from. They really weren't! The Germans
:01:39. > :01:44.have a good entry this year. Very good. Germany have done so much to
:01:44. > :01:48.irritate the rest of Europe going into this, that they may have blown
:01:48. > :01:53.it for the poor boy. We heard that Spain don't want to win it because
:01:53. > :02:00.they can't afford to. Greece is quite a good song, what if they
:02:00. > :02:06.win? A they'd better not turn up. Everyone wants to come second!
:02:06. > :02:10.Eyes of a with a pain in my side every day at 7:00pm. I am only
:02:10. > :02:15.joking, I can't carry it off! On a more serious note, there are around
:02:15. > :02:20.10 million people in the UK living with constant pain every day.
:02:20. > :02:28.Doctors are discovering that distracting the brain could be the
:02:28. > :02:32.I am just about to disappear inside one of the most advanced brain
:02:32. > :02:39.imaging systems in the world. It is helping scientists in Oxford unlock
:02:39. > :02:44.the secrets of the most mysterious of all human sensations, plane. --
:02:44. > :02:49.pain. These machines can see pain impulses arriving in the brain.
:02:49. > :02:53.Pain is in the brain, that is its job. The brains job is to process
:02:53. > :02:57.those signals that are coming in, often from the damaged bit of the
:02:58. > :03:03.body and give you that experience. How are you doing? I am inside
:03:03. > :03:07.abortion issue! I am about to be given shots of burning -- I am
:03:07. > :03:12.inside a washing machine. I am about to be given shots of burning
:03:12. > :03:15.plane. We are giving him a five second heat steamers which he is
:03:15. > :03:25.writing a seven to read, so that is strong. A couple more seconds, he
:03:25. > :03:29.
:03:29. > :03:35.will want to take the device of -- The images of processed, hot spots
:03:35. > :03:41.light up to show the extent of the pain in my brain. The Burn causes
:03:41. > :03:45.what is called acute pain, it can last a few seconds or few months,
:03:45. > :03:49.alerting the brain to damage and given the body time to heal. Some
:03:49. > :03:53.people suffer chronic pain, which can last a lifetime, either because
:03:53. > :03:59.the injury can't heal, or more mysteriously, long after it has
:03:59. > :04:05.gone away. Professor Irene Tracey wants to understand chronic pain,
:04:06. > :04:09.and beat it. Jenny Parkes knows how debilitating chronic pain can be.
:04:09. > :04:14.Hers began seven years ago after a minor injury. I didn't expect
:04:14. > :04:18.anything like this to go on as long as it did. It is like I have a
:04:18. > :04:23.burning hot rods stuck in the side of my neck, my neck gets very stiff
:04:23. > :04:27.and I get headaches. Nobody could pinpoint or explain why I had back
:04:27. > :04:34.pain. I saw quite a few doctors and a couple of them told me I was
:04:34. > :04:40.putting it on, more or less. desperation, Jenny joined a four-
:04:40. > :04:45.week course at St Thomas's Hospital in London. No new drugs, no fancy
:04:45. > :04:48.treatment, instead, a programme to encourage the brain to take control.
:04:48. > :04:54.Her goal is to get people doing more and to be more functional, to
:04:54. > :04:57.participate. Exercise, socialising, discussion, even facing forgotten
:04:58. > :05:01.chores like ironing, are all part of the course designed to put
:05:01. > :05:06.chronic pain into the background. If you are desperate, depressed,
:05:06. > :05:13.not working, if you're paying won't go away, if it has been years, this
:05:13. > :05:17.is the approach that is the most likely to get you functioning again.
:05:17. > :05:21.These people still suffer pain, but learned to put it into the back of
:05:21. > :05:24.their minds. Jenny Parkes is now fully active and back at work.
:05:24. > :05:28.Although the pain is there in the background, I am not focusing on it,
:05:28. > :05:32.which I was before. Once you understand the mechanics of it, it
:05:32. > :05:39.takes the fear out of it. It means I can get back to my normal life
:05:39. > :05:43.and I am not thinking about my neck the whole time. It seems too simple
:05:43. > :05:48.to be true. Somehow the brain is putting paint to one side. Back in
:05:48. > :05:54.Oxford, Professor Irene Tracey is using a machine that can see inside
:05:54. > :05:58.your head to explore how this could be. She showed me what her
:05:58. > :06:02.experiments with brain scans are starting to reveal. The coloured
:06:02. > :06:07.bit is activity? Exactly right. That is where the brain is actually
:06:07. > :06:14.working. It is not just one little area that is responsible for
:06:14. > :06:18.monitoring bone pain? For many years, people for there was one
:06:18. > :06:24.bits mac that people thought there was one bit. It is a lot more
:06:24. > :06:29.complicated. We take our minds of pain by stimulating different areas
:06:29. > :06:33.of the brain. I can produce in the scanner, but have you do
:06:33. > :06:37.complicated maths so you are distracting. Even though you're
:06:37. > :06:46.doing -- getting the same Ed Byrne, you will tell me it does not hurt
:06:46. > :06:49.as much -- getting the same ban. Our camp these results have people
:06:49. > :06:53.living with long-term pain? information is very helpful because
:06:53. > :06:57.it helps us translate it to patients, to say these are the bits
:06:57. > :07:01.you can tap into. Because if you tap into that, you have an in-built
:07:01. > :07:06.system to turn the paying off. It is just as powerful as turning the
:07:06. > :07:12.temperature down -- to turn the paying off. This is a fantastic
:07:12. > :07:17.that -- a fascinating subject. Is it as simple as that in the thought
:07:17. > :07:23.to the back of your mind? I wish. That course that we look at looks
:07:23. > :07:27.at lot of different ways of dealing with pain. These are people living
:07:27. > :07:31.with paint and it can't often be medical explain, it can't be helped.
:07:31. > :07:36.They think pain when they wake up so their mobility has gone. They
:07:36. > :07:39.are in a visit to -- a vicious spiral down. The pain management
:07:39. > :07:44.helps them live with the pain. Distraction is one of the
:07:44. > :07:46.techniques, one of many. Lots of people will be sceptical but if you
:07:46. > :07:52.are in chronic pain and have been for five, eight years, you would
:07:52. > :07:55.try anything. Are these courses readily available? It is a very
:07:55. > :07:59.specialist course available on the NHS through referral from your GP,
:07:59. > :08:03.but you have to be pretty desperate and have had quite a problem to get
:08:03. > :08:06.to a course like that. Areas around the country will have pain
:08:06. > :08:12.management tennis, offering the same sort of approach. Not dealing
:08:12. > :08:16.with more injections but dealing with how you cope with the pain. In
:08:17. > :08:21.nearly every big NHS area, they are available for free, and you have to
:08:21. > :08:24.be referred through your GP. And the patient has to have faith.
:08:24. > :08:30.Being told that you will be taught to live with your pain rather than
:08:30. > :08:36.cure it is difficult. Do you have any issues, Graham? The worst pain
:08:36. > :08:40.I had was when I broke three ribs, that stays with you. I know what
:08:40. > :08:44.they mean about pain, it does likely go away as you live your day
:08:44. > :08:54.and it is at night, when all distraction has gone, that is when
:08:54. > :08:59.
:08:59. > :09:02.the toothache is worse, your elbow A classic thing is the rugby player.
:09:02. > :09:07.At the time you don't notice the pain. To have the skills to be able
:09:07. > :09:14.to do the pain management. Pain management teaches you how to cope
:09:14. > :09:18.and relax and not to make the pain all-consuming. Is this the future?
:09:18. > :09:23.Irene Tracey, we touched about her work but -- touched on her work but
:09:23. > :09:26.she is helping us understand it. We treat chronic pain as a disease in
:09:26. > :09:31.its own right, rather than a symptom, and treat people how to
:09:31. > :09:38.manage it better. Maybe we can come up with drugs that act on the brain
:09:38. > :09:45.rather than the money itself. -- rather than your knee itself.
:09:45. > :09:50.of people hate injections, Graham? I don't mind them. For those people
:09:50. > :09:54.who hate them... Any half-decent doctor or nurse will tell you do
:09:54. > :09:58.not draw the syringe in front of the patient, you distract them and
:09:58. > :10:04.would you hopeful, is that it, that is the idea of a good amp the --
:10:04. > :10:09.injection. You are doing a few more films for us? We are doing both tax
:10:09. > :10:12.and headaches -- Botox and headaches, and we are meeting a man
:10:12. > :10:17.who can't feel any pain at all. He may have the answer to some of the
:10:17. > :10:23.problems but we have to wait and see. Now it is time for Mike Dilger
:10:23. > :10:27.to play red or black on the Pennines, with some wild grouse.
:10:27. > :10:32.Britain has many impressive bird species, but only a handful perform
:10:32. > :10:38.an intricate courting dance. Performed in a very specific
:10:38. > :10:43.location called a lake. This is the process where males congregate on a
:10:43. > :10:47.regular patch, to display and fight, all with the ultimate aim of
:10:47. > :10:53.attracting many mates as possible. One of these species has been in
:10:53. > :10:59.real trouble. Black grouse numbers are low. In 2010, there were less
:10:59. > :11:03.than 500 miles in England. Part of the problem is that they need a
:11:03. > :11:07.variety of habitats, like heather moorland and dense grassland, which
:11:07. > :11:12.have disappeared. Phil Oren from the Game and Wildlife Conservation
:11:12. > :11:16.Trust has been working to restore those areas -- Philip Warren. But
:11:16. > :11:20.it is only part of the problem. Males tend to gather at the lack
:11:20. > :11:23.rather than travelling, so they don't spread, but the hens do.
:11:24. > :11:29.the young hens that are born here move in the first year. They are
:11:29. > :11:32.moving on average nine kilometres, but up to 30. We have lacks in the
:11:32. > :11:37.corner of the range getting bigger and on the edge of the reins, hens
:11:37. > :11:42.are moving to areas where there are no Mail's -- edge of the range.
:11:42. > :11:46.solution comes at night. By catching surplus males and moving
:11:46. > :11:49.them to newly-planted areas with the females, he can spread the
:11:49. > :11:53.population. Black grouse are so rare and nervous, it has got to be
:11:53. > :12:00.dark or they will fly away. The chips are stacked against us,
:12:00. > :12:04.because the much more common red grouse lives here, too. There are
:12:04. > :12:13.thousands of them and just a handful of blacks. It is like
:12:13. > :12:19.playing grouse roulette in the dark. It is not easy. This is not quite
:12:19. > :12:24.mission impossible, but not far off. It is almost an hour before we
:12:24. > :12:29.catch a glimpse of something. We have just caught sight of a grouse,
:12:29. > :12:38.he has got the eyes shine reflected in that head torch. Red or black,
:12:38. > :12:42.let's see. We have got a grouse, and it is red. I have never seen a
:12:42. > :12:47.red grouse close. How much more common are the red grouse here?
:12:47. > :12:54.this time of year you would find 30 per square kilometre, the black
:12:54. > :12:59.grouse, typically more one per square kilometre. In five years,
:12:59. > :13:08.Phil and his team have caught and relocated just 39 males. And I can
:13:08. > :13:11.see why. Was there something there? Another read, and another. That is
:13:12. > :13:16.three hours' solid graph, and not a single black grouse to be found. It
:13:16. > :13:20.is like a needle in a haystack, looking for them. To make up for it,
:13:20. > :13:30.Phil has promised me a treat. On one condition, have to get up super
:13:30. > :13:32.
:13:32. > :13:35.Five miles up the road is an established Lech and a special hide.
:13:35. > :13:40.Phil had to get me into the hide whilst it was still dark, otherwise
:13:40. > :13:48.we might have spent the black grouse, which hopefully will be
:13:48. > :13:52.dancing on an out here, as soon as it gets light. -- the leg just out
:13:53. > :13:58.here. As dawn arrives, so do the grass with their beautiful bubbling
:13:58. > :14:05.call. All of a sudden, the light has improved and those white
:14:05. > :14:11.bottoms are standing out like huge rosettes. This is a spectacle. And
:14:11. > :14:16.with a female black grouse arrived, the real show begins. Phil, the
:14:16. > :14:21.birds have suddenly got incredibly active. Yes, two hens have arrived
:14:21. > :14:24.in the middle. The males are going absolutely bonkers, they are
:14:24. > :14:34.running around the females, jumping up in front of them, trying to
:14:34. > :14:37.
:14:37. > :14:41.Thanks to Phil and his night missions, black grouse have doubled
:14:41. > :14:46.in England in the last two years. We did not catch up with a black
:14:46. > :14:52.grouse last night, but Phil has delivered this morning, 25 times
:14:52. > :14:56.over! He looks absolutely shattered, Mike. I know, he is always rooting
:14:56. > :15:02.around in the dark. Bless him. We will treat him and give him a film
:15:02. > :15:10.in the day, soon. Now, Graham Norton, you have just
:15:10. > :15:16.met up with Madonna? Well, I met her. Not even soberally.
:15:16. > :15:21.Did she affect you? It was a semi- religious experience. You know, you
:15:21. > :15:26.have met a lot of famous people, I have, it is different to that, it
:15:26. > :15:33.is on another level. Imagine meeting Oprah.
:15:34. > :15:36.I did meet her after Blue Peter, we ended up talking about wrestling.
:15:36. > :15:42.Bizarre. We actually wrestled with Madonna.
:15:42. > :15:47.But you are not a massive Madonna fan, are you? I don't mind. She is
:15:47. > :15:53.alright. He prefers Neil Diamond.
:15:53. > :16:03.The funny thing is you end up talking about odd things, she ended
:16:03. > :16:03.
:16:03. > :16:09.up confronting you about why you asked -- named your dog after her.
:16:09. > :16:16.I didn't name the dog after you! I know, the dog is called Madge...
:16:16. > :16:21.But... What does that mean? Well, it was a rescue dog... Wait! It was
:16:21. > :16:28.a rescue dog, when I went to the rescue place, they had already
:16:28. > :16:32.called her Madonna, so I thought I can't have a dog called Madonna, so
:16:32. > :16:39.I called her Madge. What is the other dog's name?
:16:39. > :16:43.Bailey. Not Gaga?! Did you feel more tense
:16:43. > :16:48.as you are a Madonna fan? Were you worried that the programme would
:16:48. > :16:53.not go well? I so wanted it to go well, but once it starts, you are
:16:53. > :16:58.at work. You know, Madonna is at work too, but you are at work and
:16:58. > :17:03.you just get on with it, but it was a huge relief when it was done and
:17:03. > :17:09.dusted and I was able to give myself a big tick on the bucket
:17:09. > :17:16.list. Was the dog really called Madonna? Oh, it was. Imagine being
:17:16. > :17:19.in the park, "Madonna! Madonna." We are such good friends.
:17:19. > :17:26.Now, the Eurovision Song Contest, have you done lots of revision for
:17:26. > :17:29.this? Loads! It is a long journey, so I will be reading owl the -- all
:17:29. > :17:35.the way. You are in the commentary box?
:17:35. > :17:39.is a funny booth at the top. You are miles away. You can look out
:17:39. > :17:44.the window, but if you really want to see everything there is a
:17:44. > :17:49.monitor. A television. Set the scene, is it warm, do you
:17:49. > :17:54.have to squint to see the stage is tiny. There is two of us, that
:17:54. > :17:59.is all it fits. You look out, the stage is a mile away.
:17:59. > :18:06.You get a good sense of the atmosphere, the spectacle of it all.
:18:06. > :18:08.I don't know if you have seen the semi-finals, the Stadium is
:18:08. > :18:13.enormous, and it is specifically built.
:18:13. > :18:23.Well, we have done you a little test to help you out with swotting,
:18:23. > :18:27.it is called Your Revision. First of all, have you seen the
:18:27. > :18:35.pronouncation for the Greek entry? It is a tough one. Alex has been
:18:35. > :18:38.practising it. How would you say that? Etheral.
:18:38. > :18:43.That's good. Well, I was close.
:18:43. > :18:53.Yours is better. I like to make a few mistakes to
:18:53. > :18:55.
:18:55. > :19:03.make myself appear hiem! There is a lass with toot use, -- tat use.
:19:04. > :19:10.Yes, she has "believe" and then "love" do you know who that is?
:19:10. > :19:20.she through to the finals? She has. I would say she is rough as guts.
:19:20. > :19:22.
:19:22. > :19:27.Oh, oh, Netherlands! I think she is going through? I think she is going
:19:27. > :19:30.through tonight. He is clued up. Well, don't miss Graham Norton's
:19:30. > :19:36.show tomorrow night and the Eurovision Song Contest on Saturday
:19:36. > :19:39.at 8.00pm. Now it is one of the hardest jobs in the world, you
:19:39. > :19:44.don't need qualifications or get paid, you have guessed it, we are
:19:44. > :19:48.talking about parenting. In a new scheme, parents are to be given the
:19:48. > :19:53.opportunity to attend parenting classes, but is being a good mum or
:19:53. > :19:59.dad being something that you can really learn? Cherry Healey went to
:19:59. > :20:06.find out. In twine, my beautiful daughter, --
:20:06. > :20:09.in 2009, my beautiful daughter was pose. Now I am presented with a
:20:09. > :20:14.difficult question: How to become the best possible parent for my
:20:14. > :20:18.daughter? It is one of the best jobs in the world. It can be hard
:20:18. > :20:24.sometimes, no-one can prepare you for the things you are going to
:20:24. > :20:28.face. The tricky thing is that kids don't come with a manual. Will you
:20:29. > :20:33.come and tidy your toys up? No, I don't want to.
:20:33. > :20:37.Well, help may be at hand. The Government is piloting a scheme in
:20:37. > :20:44.selected areas in the country, through which any parent with a
:20:44. > :20:48.child under the age of five is entitled to a voucher worth �100 in
:20:48. > :20:57.parenting classes. Today I'm off to find out the secret by attending
:20:57. > :21:03.one of them. According to the Government, 85% want more help with
:21:03. > :21:07.practical help with their children, according to the Government.
:21:07. > :21:15.What would you say you need more of? I want help with my kids.
:21:15. > :21:19.I have three boys. I am a panicky mum. I am worried. Something --
:21:19. > :21:22.sometimes I hold back with my boys. Sometimes I think I'm not a good
:21:22. > :21:28.mum. I think so many mums feel they are
:21:28. > :21:33.not being good enough. It is not an exact science science it is very
:21:33. > :21:39.scary? It is. It is. I hope after the course I can let go of the fear
:21:39. > :21:45.and be a good mum for my kids. So, I have my voucher. I don't want
:21:45. > :21:50.to be late. This course is run over five weeks and covers the big ones,
:21:50. > :21:53.communication, love, and today's hot topic... The theme today is
:21:53. > :21:57.rules. At the moment, the scheme is being
:21:57. > :22:01.trailled in Camden in London with more due in middleshire and
:22:01. > :22:05.Derbyshire, but if it proves a success, there are plans to roll it
:22:05. > :22:10.out across the country. We are asking ourselves to spend
:22:10. > :22:15.more time with our children, listening to them. So, how did you
:22:15. > :22:20.get on? I ended up chatting with my son a lot. It was really beautiful
:22:20. > :22:23.to sit with him and talk with him. That's lovely. One of the things
:22:23. > :22:30.our children needs is attention. Remember last week... This course
:22:30. > :22:34.is run by a mother of free, Bebe, she's been parenting coach for a
:22:34. > :22:41.year. Do you think that we really need
:22:41. > :22:45.the classes? Don't people parent by insink? The group -- parent by
:22:45. > :22:49.instinct? The group is so supportive of each other. There is
:22:49. > :22:56.a relief to talk to each other and know they that are not the only
:22:56. > :23:01.parent in the world trying to get their child to sleep at night.
:23:01. > :23:05.halfway through the session and now I'm beginning to enjoy it. After
:23:05. > :23:10.the introductions and everyone relaxed, it has been a lot of fun.
:23:10. > :23:14.I have four things to do when I go home. Why are you doing this class?
:23:14. > :23:17.To help improve my way of dealing with the children it is not
:23:17. > :23:20.necessarily for badly behaved Children In Need or bad parenting,
:23:21. > :23:25.but it is to meet me in the middle with the children. All of the other
:23:25. > :23:29.things that people are doing, you think you may try that one.
:23:29. > :23:33.I have a cracking one from you, if they are being naughty to set on
:23:34. > :23:38.the step and think about what they have done. I'm going to use that.
:23:38. > :23:43.Most of this is common sense, but actually, why I amen joying it
:23:43. > :23:46.gives you time to think. Life is so busy. It is really nice to take a
:23:46. > :23:51.moment to think about how you parent.
:23:51. > :23:55.That really doesn't happen often. Because classes like these are
:23:55. > :24:00.voluntary, the critics of the scheme argue that they will not
:24:00. > :24:05.attract the parents that need them the most and others could be put
:24:06. > :24:11.off as they fear being labelled a bad parent.
:24:11. > :24:14.Thank you very much for coming to Parent Gym. I look forward to
:24:14. > :24:20.seeing you next week. So, the class is over, but, what
:24:20. > :24:23.have I learned? Will it make me a better parent? I was cynical about
:24:23. > :24:28.parenting classes, I thought I could get that information on the
:24:29. > :24:32.internet, but I have had a lovely time. It is great to hear parents
:24:32. > :24:36.talk honestly about what they are struggling with. It makes you feel
:24:36. > :24:42.less alone. I think that I would go to parenting classes again,
:24:42. > :24:48.actually, there is no such thing as a perfect parent.
:24:48. > :24:58.Would you go? Now that I have two, but at the beginning.
:24:58. > :24:59.
:24:59. > :25:04.Well, Graham we are sure you have been to dozens of film premieres,
:25:05. > :25:11.but tonight, now, are the stars all there, Lizzie? There are hundreds
:25:11. > :25:14.of stars, the villagers of Kingston Bagpuize, they have invested
:25:14. > :25:20.everything in this film, Tortoise In Love. They have funded this film,
:25:20. > :25:24.they have acted in it, they have let people stay in their house for
:25:24. > :25:31.weeks on end while it was filmed, now they are walking up the red
:25:31. > :25:36.carpet to their premiere. It is so exciting for the villagers. It is a
:25:36. > :25:39.captivating rom-com it is boy meets girl. Hilarious consequences,
:25:39. > :25:49.hopefully it will go global. Imagine how excited they are. This
:25:49. > :25:54.morning I spent time with them as they made their preparations.
:25:54. > :26:00.Ahead of the premiere, there is only one place to be in the village
:26:00. > :26:07.of qing Kingston, this that -- in the village of Kingston Bagpuize,
:26:07. > :26:11.that is the hairdresser's! Lovely, all appointments then blocked out
:26:11. > :26:14.for the film premiere. How would you describe the mood in the
:26:14. > :26:18.village today? I think it is electric. It is all that everyone
:26:18. > :26:23.is talking about. What was your part in the film?
:26:23. > :26:30.didn't have a name, I was just the old lady in the tea shop and
:26:30. > :26:35.because I am doddery any way, it was typecast... Do you need help?
:26:35. > :26:39.Myself and Angela and my team here we came in at 6.00pm and did the
:26:39. > :26:44.hair for the film. A critical question, have you got
:26:44. > :26:48.your dress sorted? Yes, I got my dress yesterday. I'm hoping that my
:26:48. > :26:53.husband will be talking to me when he finds out how much money I have
:26:53. > :26:59.spent on it. Sue, what was your involvement in
:26:59. > :27:02.the masterpiece? I headed up the WI catering team. I had 46 fantastic
:27:02. > :27:07.volunteers and we did nothing but bake.
:27:07. > :27:11.Not only were 400 locals involved in front and behind the camera, but
:27:11. > :27:14.the budget was raised by the local residents as well. This means that
:27:14. > :27:22.the community will share in financial success at the box office.
:27:22. > :27:28.Did I say that autoloud?! Now, it took two years from making the film
:27:28. > :27:36.for it to be drinted until tonight's premiere, did you think -
:27:37. > :27:42.-dies trib ueted d --dies Buted, did you think it would happen?
:27:42. > :27:47.us, it was a long time coming, but we are finally glad that we have
:27:47. > :27:51.achieved it. Now, I have to get my frock on.
:27:51. > :27:56.Usualally, the stars arrive in a limbo, but no, our villagers
:27:56. > :28:01.arrived in a tractor. Of course. David and his wife, Catrin are the
:28:01. > :28:05.local farmers. David, what was it like being in the film? You play
:28:05. > :28:10.yourself, basically? I do. It was great fun, but I decided I'm not
:28:10. > :28:13.cut out for acting. I don't think that Hollywood will come calling, I
:28:13. > :28:22.think that I will stick to milking cows.
:28:22. > :28:27.Now, lots of stars have walked the red carpet, but this is Joan. If
:28:27. > :28:34.Harvey Weinstein calls are you available? Of course I am! I'm not
:28:34. > :28:37.like him, I am ready for any offers. Do you know what, many stars are
:28:37. > :28:42.born tonight, Joan is one of them. Have a great night.
:28:42. > :28:46.That is classic British! Arriving in a tractor. That is all we have
:28:46. > :28:49.time for tonight. Thank you very much, Graham Norton. Don't miss the