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:00:08. > :00:16.It's nearly 7.00pm and tonight's one show audience is arriving by bus!

:00:17. > :00:22.Some of the passengers, it seems, have let the excite am get to their

:00:23. > :00:36.heads. Those two at the back, they started it. -- excitement.

:00:37. > :00:44.What a show we have in store. Hello and welcome to The One Show with

:00:45. > :00:49.Alex Jones And Matt Baker. They are arriving now. They look like a

:00:50. > :00:53.lively bunch. They do. Normally, they are to be found criss-crossing

:00:54. > :00:59.the country with their Freedom passes, as we'll be discovering

:01:00. > :01:02.later. We know those two. They are bringing ballroom blitz to the

:01:03. > :01:09.weekends. Claudia is pleased to be here. A comedian who is not afraid

:01:10. > :01:19.of taking to the dance floor himself. Here he is in training.

:01:20. > :01:31.# Come on and dance with me... #

:01:32. > :01:39.Please welcome, the multi-talented Paul Merton, Tess Daly and Claudia

:01:40. > :01:43.Winkleman. Lovely to see you all. I had forgotten we had done that. An

:01:44. > :01:50.alternative to dancing. We had separate choreographers. Very good.

:01:51. > :01:57.We found this incredible link. Obviously, Claudia is taking on the

:01:58. > :02:01.reins from Brucie. Had you a hand in Bruce getting Strictly? I had a

:02:02. > :02:05.phone call. He said, "I watched your show and thought I would be good at

:02:06. > :02:10.hosting that". I said, "have you got a cold" he said, "no, I always talk

:02:11. > :02:14.like that". He suggested it himself. I thought it was a good idea. I said

:02:15. > :02:19.to producer. He has everything he needs. Comic timing, the charisma,

:02:20. > :02:27.how to work an audience. Just before he went on. You think of him being

:02:28. > :02:33.the ultimate professional. You see the nerves. The Have I Got News For

:02:34. > :02:40.You crowd weren't sure what he would be like. With Bruce Forsyth I

:02:41. > :02:47.disappear. He has been around for a long time. I'm responsible for his

:02:48. > :02:52.entire career! It's true... I remember the one that he did. He was

:02:53. > :03:04.absolutely fantastic. He loved do. Ing it. Ian Hislop's face was a

:03:05. > :03:08.picture. He doesn't get Pay. Your Cards Right, he didn't see that

:03:09. > :03:12.stuff, he thought it was the worst programme we had ever done. I

:03:13. > :03:17.thought it was the best! The reason you are here, we will talk about

:03:18. > :03:21.Strictly later on. With Paul returning to Have I Got News For You

:03:22. > :03:23.next week, it got us thinking about a little quiz. It did. A little

:03:24. > :03:36.quiz! It's a mashup. Who better than to

:03:37. > :03:42.host it than a man who has seen service on both shows it.'S our very

:03:43. > :03:47.own, Sergeant Sergeant Sergeant. It's at thes and Claudia up against

:03:48. > :03:53.Paul. What is in store for Round 1? This is the missing words round. We

:03:54. > :03:58.have taken out one or more words from comments made - Is it live? You

:03:59. > :04:11.need to tell me what they are. This is not for you, Paul, it's for at

:04:12. > :04:20.thes and Claudia. Here is a -- Tess -- a Bruno comment. What do you

:04:21. > :04:27.think? Dance on my table. Let us do it as Bruno. Alex, you can come

:04:28. > :04:32.and... Any time... You have danced with passion. I feel like I'm there.

:04:33. > :04:47.Let us have a look. "scrub my floors." I had no idea.

:04:48. > :04:51.This is for Paul. Here is an comment from an unimpressed Craig.

:04:52. > :05:02.Hips. Hips. I'm sure I remember that. I might be wrong. Feet.

:05:03. > :05:06.Overwhelming sense. No. Was it hands. Thumbs. Thumbs. Wait a

:05:07. > :05:16.moment. Let us have a look. Thumbs. What

:05:17. > :05:22.were you doing with them? They used to stick out my thumbs. I used to do

:05:23. > :05:30.that, instead of that. The points go to Tess. Well remembered. You get

:05:31. > :05:37.two points. You are way ahead. Stole it from Paul. Now we can put human

:05:38. > :05:42.nature to the test in a new one show experiment that you can take part in

:05:43. > :05:46.at home. Using hidden cameras, Anita set out to see how diners would

:05:47. > :05:52.react in an escalating situation involving a waiter with shocking

:05:53. > :05:57.table manners. Almost every day, thanks to social media, papers and

:05:58. > :06:01.24-hour hour news, we make judgment calls on people's behaviour. Just

:06:02. > :06:11.occasionally, one of these dilemmas plays out in front of our very eyes.

:06:12. > :06:16.If that happens, would you step? It could be someone being offensive,

:06:17. > :06:19.anti-social behaviour, unkindness, bullying, general rudeness. If

:06:20. > :06:22.somebody needed your help and support, and it was happening in

:06:23. > :06:29.front of your eyes, how would you react? Today, we are going to run an

:06:30. > :06:32.experiment to see how diners here in Leeds respond. The subject - one of

:06:33. > :06:39.the most burning issues of modern Britain. The obesity epidemic. 64%

:06:40. > :06:44.of the adult British population is overweight. One in four of us is

:06:45. > :06:48.technically obese. Obesity is seen by many as a self inflicted

:06:49. > :06:53.condition that makes the overweight fair game for ridicule. So, for our

:06:54. > :06:57.experiment, we have rigged this restaurant in Leeds with secret

:06:58. > :07:11.cameras. The diners here will have no idea they're under Suraj. --

:07:12. > :07:15.surveillance. These are our actors. Laura will order a calorific meal.

:07:16. > :07:19.The waiter will question her choices on health grounds. What we want to

:07:20. > :07:26.see is what the other customers do, if anything at all. Maybe you should

:07:27. > :07:31.consider a salad. He will continually humiliate Laura in the

:07:32. > :07:34.middle of our craweded restaurant. It might be difficult to manage all

:07:35. > :07:44.of that. Will anyone come to her aid. Do you want some of this

:07:45. > :07:50.full-fat mayo as well. It's a situation that Holly faces every

:07:51. > :07:56.day. I always order a diet coke, prefer the taste. The waiter said,

:07:57. > :07:59."which one of you is on a diet" I felt it was inappropriate. Small

:08:00. > :08:03.comments like that can make a difference to how people think about

:08:04. > :08:09.themselves. What about you Sarah? I had chips in my hand. A random guy

:08:10. > :08:15.shouted, "you shouldn't be eating chips with a backside like that" I

:08:16. > :08:20.was mortified. It's not on. It's a horrible, horrible feeling. With

:08:21. > :08:23.everything in place, Holly and Sarah will be in our control room as we

:08:24. > :08:27.watch and wait and see what happens. I think that the British are very

:08:28. > :08:32.kind of keep themselves to themselves, don't they? I will be

:08:33. > :08:37.interested to see if anyone sticks their head up and intervene. It's

:08:38. > :08:41.not what we would do normally. If you make a racist comment everyone

:08:42. > :08:44.would say that is totally unacceptable. If you were to make a

:08:45. > :08:47.comment about a disabled person, that is completely unacceptable. If

:08:48. > :08:51.you make a comment about someone's weight, or how large they are, and

:08:52. > :08:56.make an offensive comment about that, it is sort of laughed off.

:08:57. > :09:01.Sorry that took it long. A hell of a lot of food, isn't it. The question

:09:02. > :09:06.is, how will people react? As you watch this, ask yourself - would you

:09:07. > :09:09.get involved? With respect, you know, everybody else uses the NHS as

:09:10. > :09:24.much as you. It the full fat mayo is the killer.

:09:25. > :09:28.We will reveal the reaction from fellow diners. It gets worse, to be

:09:29. > :09:35.fair. What would you do in that situation. If you were in that

:09:36. > :09:38.restaurant would you say or do something or ignore it. We are going

:09:39. > :09:40.to put it to a vote and the question is simple - would you get involved,

:09:41. > :09:44.yes or no? You can sign in and vote online

:09:45. > :09:47.for free at bbc.co.uk/theoneshow. Where you will also find

:09:48. > :10:06.full terms and conditions. Whilst many crime statistics are

:10:07. > :10:11.falling, recent findings suggest victims of burglary are taking

:10:12. > :10:15.drastic action after a break-in. Joe Crowley discovers what it's like to

:10:16. > :10:20.feel anything but as safe as houses. How can someone do it? This is where

:10:21. > :10:24.you feel most safe and suddenly you've let this alien force into

:10:25. > :10:29.your house. They are out to attack you. One in four of us have been

:10:30. > :10:34.burgled at some point. According to a recent survey, half of all

:10:35. > :10:38.burglary victims choose to move house afterwards rather than stay

:10:39. > :10:45.put. Sam and Chris came home from a shopping trip to find their house

:10:46. > :10:49.had been broken into. As soon as I went in, went into the sitting room

:10:50. > :10:54.and realised the telly was gone. I was like - oh, my God. It wasn't

:10:55. > :10:57.until I'd looked in the little one's room I realised they got in through

:10:58. > :11:03.the window. You feel violated that someone has been in your home.

:11:04. > :11:08.Knowing that burglars had been their daughter's room it left them feeling

:11:09. > :11:11.vulnerable and determined to move. From the next day we were on the

:11:12. > :11:17.internet trying to find somewhere new. That soon? Instantly,

:11:18. > :11:22.everything changed. It was as if that place was no longer Like half

:11:23. > :11:31.of home. All burglary victims, Sam and Chris moved away.

:11:32. > :11:36.I have met people who have moved house because they have been

:11:37. > :11:39.burgled, is that the only answer? Absolutely not. It's perfectly

:11:40. > :11:44.understandable that people are emotional. They feel violated. They

:11:45. > :11:49.feel angry. It's really important to remember that these are probably

:11:50. > :11:54.very young, quite desperate young men, maybe teenagers, with a

:11:55. > :11:57.substance misuse problem. It's not personal. They are not interested in

:11:58. > :12:03.their victim much they want to get in and out as quickly as possible.

:12:04. > :12:08.Back in the early # 0's, Richard fitted that description perfectly.

:12:09. > :12:13.What was going through my mind was - I need cash. I need high value goods

:12:14. > :12:17.I could sell, Xbox, PlayStations, anything I could shift quickly.

:12:18. > :12:21.Credit cards. I needed cash. That is all that was going through my head.

:12:22. > :12:26.Get in there, spin it within eight minutes and out of there with what I

:12:27. > :12:33.need. After serving 18 months in jail, Richard changed his way and

:12:34. > :12:36.now works as a security adviser. It wasn't about the person in the

:12:37. > :12:40.house. In most cases I didn't know who they were, didn't care, when you

:12:41. > :12:44.are in there you don't look at family photos. You don't care if

:12:45. > :12:48.they have children or elderly. It's just a house. Not proud of it, that

:12:49. > :12:52.is what I did. Burglars usually strike when we are out. Thankfully,

:12:53. > :12:55.a break-in when someone is home is very rare. Paul hit the headlines

:12:56. > :13:00.last month when he was almost blinded by intruders who came

:13:01. > :13:04.knocking at his door. I opened the door and suddenly four men rushed in

:13:05. > :13:09.immediately without saying anything and started hitting me. They started

:13:10. > :13:13.saying, "where's the money, where's the money" there wasn't any. I was

:13:14. > :13:17.fighting back, as best I could. I knew my wife was on the first floor.

:13:18. > :13:21.I knew I had one daughter upstairs on the top floor. I was worried

:13:22. > :13:26.about them. One was kicking me from the left. Another one was pinning me

:13:27. > :13:32.down on my chest and beating my head. Another one grabbed this door,

:13:33. > :13:38.and was threatening to bring it down on my head saying, "where is the

:13:39. > :13:41.money, where is the money"? Despite needing five nights in hospital,

:13:42. > :13:48.Paul remains determined to stay in his home. Nationally burglary is on

:13:49. > :13:54.the decline. Latest statistics show reported incidents have more than

:13:55. > :13:59.halved from 1.8 million in 1993 to fewer than 700,000 in 2012. With

:14:00. > :14:02.half of us opting to move if we have burgled finding practical ways to

:14:03. > :14:06.reduce our fear afterwards is very important. Try and kick in that

:14:07. > :14:10.rational side. There are people to help you stop it from happening

:14:11. > :14:14.again. Perhaps, get a local crime prevention officer around around

:14:15. > :14:17.make sure you do lock-up if you install new locks and bolts etc

:14:18. > :14:21.because we are very good at buying them and not using them. After his

:14:22. > :14:30.home was invaded, Paul found his own way to banish the memories of his

:14:31. > :14:34.attack. I simply went to the place where the chap had been beating me.

:14:35. > :14:37.I lay here and looked at my house again. This time without the chap in

:14:38. > :14:43.front of me. It felt really wonderful. It was reclaiming my

:14:44. > :14:47.territory from those nasty ideas and thoughts I had of what had happened.

:14:48. > :14:52.Leaving this house wouldn't get the memories out of my head. If I sold

:14:53. > :14:53.up, it would always be with me. They had intimidated me to leave the

:14:54. > :15:00.house. It is awful when you see the picture

:15:01. > :15:08.of the gentleman. Paul, you have had a bizarre experience with burglars,

:15:09. > :15:13.it started off as a frightening experience and then it became rather

:15:14. > :15:18.comic? I was living in a bedsit at the time. There was an iron

:15:19. > :15:21.staircase going up to the bedsit and I saw somebody standing up by the

:15:22. > :15:25.front door. As I crossed the road, he disappeared. I knew he hadn't

:15:26. > :15:29.come down the stairs. He was in the house. I had heard somewhere that if

:15:30. > :15:36.you ever see a burglar, don't get in the way of their exit. So, I came up

:15:37. > :15:40.the iron staircase and pushed the door open. I looked around the

:15:41. > :15:46.corner, and he was hiding behind the curtains with his feet sticking out,

:15:47. > :15:50.like in a cartoon. I bet you weren't laughing? No, I said, I know you are

:15:51. > :15:57.there, you are going to have to go. He had a big mallet in his hand and

:15:58. > :16:01.he said, "I'll be back!" The police said, "They always say that!" It was

:16:02. > :16:06.frightening. He managed to get the TV on to the floor and that was it.

:16:07. > :16:11.The door was smashed in. You don't know whether to go to report it to

:16:12. > :16:15.the police or stay where you are. It's a frightening thing. Yes, the

:16:16. > :16:19.feet sticking out underneath the curtain was an amusing moment in a

:16:20. > :16:23.terrifying incident. That is one of the anecdotes that you write in your

:16:24. > :16:27.autobiography, Only When I Laugh? Yes. Why have you decided to write

:16:28. > :16:30.it at this point in your life? When I was very keen on being a comedian,

:16:31. > :16:34.even before I was a comedian, I thought if I get a chance to write

:16:35. > :16:40.an autobiography, I want to do it when I have lived a bit of a life.

:16:41. > :16:45.If by the time I'm in my mid-50s, and somebody is interested in my

:16:46. > :16:48.autobiography, it means I have had a career. I'm an essentially lazy

:16:49. > :16:54.person. That is the honest answer! Now is the time, this is it? Yes, it

:16:55. > :17:04.took me the best part of 18 months to do it. I did two separate drafts.

:17:05. > :17:08.I wrote it in longhand, in pencil. It is your life? You said you

:17:09. > :17:12.weren't happy with it? I didn't want to produce an autobiography that I

:17:13. > :17:16.didn't like! Now, I can't wait to see what happens. In the early

:17:17. > :17:21.chapters, you talk about your obsession with comedy. Yes. It tells

:17:22. > :17:24.the story of you standing in the dinner queue telling jokes to your

:17:25. > :17:35.friends. You realised then this is going to be hard work. I remember

:17:36. > :17:39.thinking - I was about seven - and I'm making the kids laugh now, but

:17:40. > :17:43.next year, they are eight, so the jokes will have to be better next

:17:44. > :17:47.year. It's a strange thought for a seven-year-old to have. Sure. I was

:17:48. > :17:51.thinking I have to keep improving. I can't do whatever jokes I was doing

:17:52. > :17:56.at seven. What kind of comedy was it? Physical? Impressions of

:17:57. > :18:00.teachers. There was one about a train driver, you will have to say

:18:01. > :18:12.it... It is not very funny. It's not. It made Al laugh! You have

:18:13. > :18:16.given the punchline away a bit! What is yellow and white and travels at

:18:17. > :18:24.150mph? A train driver's egg sandwich! Let's have a look at a

:18:25. > :18:28.clip of you in action. It is a wonder I made a career with jokes

:18:29. > :18:46.like that(!) I have a buffalo at home. In a jam jar! He's got a

:18:47. > :18:59.buffalo at home. In a jam jar. Balloon. Ba-ll-oon!

:19:00. > :19:13.# Have you seen the muffin man # Have you seen the muffin man

:19:14. > :19:17.# Who lives down Drury Lane? #

:19:18. > :19:23.As well as the funny bits, there's lots of serious stuff as well. Then

:19:24. > :19:27.a lot about the relationship with your dad and towards the end, there

:19:28. > :19:31.is a poignant moment when you... My dad was part of the generation - he

:19:32. > :19:36.wasn't very good at praising me. Not that I looked at it. It wasn't part

:19:37. > :19:40.of his emotional vocabulary to do that. He would tape my shows but not

:19:41. > :19:44.tell me he was doing that. I knew he was doing it. I was never looking

:19:45. > :19:49.for approval from him, which was just as well! Towards the end, when

:19:50. > :19:53.I saw him in hospital, him and mum died last year, he was really

:19:54. > :19:58.pleased to see me, he was like - and I thought you are leaving it a bit

:19:59. > :20:03.late! He said, "I'm looking forward to your show tonight." He got

:20:04. > :20:07.confused at that point. It was the last time I saw him, ten days before

:20:08. > :20:12.he died. It was really good. He left it late but we got there in the end.

:20:13. > :20:18.That is what counts. Yes. Have I Got News For You is back next Friday.

:20:19. > :20:23.Yes. You have had lots of guest hosts. Claudia, you have been on the

:20:24. > :20:30.panel? Very badly! How nerve-racking is that? Ian came to see me first

:20:31. > :20:36.and he went - and I was beside myself. I read all the newspapers,

:20:37. > :20:41.just in case... And I said - he said, "Do you love the show?" I'm

:20:42. > :20:49.obsessed by the show, which I am. He said, "That's bad. Some guests who

:20:50. > :20:55.love the show sit there going..." They forget they are in it! These

:20:56. > :21:00.people are hilarious and brilliant. He said, "Can you try and get on the

:21:01. > :21:03.fairground ride?" That is the thing for the guests, trying to get

:21:04. > :21:06.something early on to settle themselves. It is easy to watch it

:21:07. > :21:15.all and forget you are meant to be contributing. A bit like on this

:21:16. > :21:20.programme! It's true. It is exactly that! On that point, you wanted to

:21:21. > :21:24.write an autobiography, you said you wanted to write a comedy film. Is

:21:25. > :21:28.that going to happen? Hopefully. I have been talking about it for

:21:29. > :21:43.years. At the moment, British cinema is going through a boon with British

:21:44. > :21:47.comedy films. The Inbetweeners film made millions... If you would like

:21:48. > :21:53.to read Only When I Laugh, it is out tomorrow. Is it? I wondered why I

:21:54. > :22:02.was on the show! You look great on the cover. Anyway, on that note, it

:22:03. > :22:11.is time for another round of Have I Got Strictly News For You. John,

:22:12. > :22:19.what is in store? We want to know what happened next. Paul, here is

:22:20. > :22:26.yours. Tonight, you will be seeing many different stars of dance. Oh.

:22:27. > :22:29.What happened next, Paul? I have no idea. It must be extraordinary for

:22:30. > :22:34.it to be a what happened next moment! I don't know. Is this the

:22:35. > :22:40.week that Craig Revel Horwood streaked across the ballroom? Can

:22:41. > :22:50.you remember, Tess? I haven't got a clue! Gangnam. That is when you do

:22:51. > :22:57.that! Of course. John, is that right? You will be seeing many

:22:58. > :23:00.different stars of dance, except Gangnam Style!

:23:01. > :23:17.Well done! Clever girl. Well done, Claudia. We now go to Tess and

:23:18. > :23:37.Claudia. Here's yours. What happened next? Did she

:23:38. > :23:42.accidentally dance? Anton spun Ann across the floor and she revealed

:23:43. > :23:56.big yellow matching bloomers. Let's have a look.

:23:57. > :24:08.The human mop(!) John, who's in the lead? At the

:24:09. > :24:14.moment... I haven't scored any. Tess and Claudia - six points. Paul made

:24:15. > :24:21.a little joke and I gave him one for that. That's nice of you(!) It was

:24:22. > :24:27.about Ann Widdecombe. Paul suggested it would be better if she didn't

:24:28. > :24:32.dance so he gets a one. I am deeply happy with that. Nothing for the

:24:33. > :24:35.train driver's sandwich joke! If you were driving around the roads of

:24:36. > :24:40.East Anglia on Sunday, you may have seen a stream of buses heading for

:24:41. > :24:45.Duxford. It wasn't a rail replacement service but the world's

:24:46. > :24:49.largest bus rally. Yes, sounds brilliant(!) Dom Littlewood went

:24:50. > :24:57.along for the ride to set some of our friends here a challenge.

:24:58. > :25:04.We have all had to wait for one, but wouldn't you Adam and Eve it, 60 of

:25:05. > :25:09.them come along at the same time! Just about! I'm on a convoy of

:25:10. > :25:12.vintage buses that have driven here from all over the country for one

:25:13. > :25:23.massive party, basically to show off! There are over 400 buses at

:25:24. > :25:29.Show Bus. There's Bedfords from the 1930s, to Leyland Leopards from the

:25:30. > :25:36.1960s. And 60 years ago today, the iconic red Routemaster bus was

:25:37. > :25:40.unveiled. After a long hard working life, you might think they are ready

:25:41. > :25:46.for the scrapyard. You would be wrong. There is an army of restorers

:25:47. > :25:49.who are devoting their lives to keeping these pristine and running.

:25:50. > :25:54.Like brothers Rob and Andy Lodge, who have a fleet of restored buses.

:25:55. > :25:59.Part of their family business, which dates back to the 1920s. When did

:26:00. > :26:03.your passion for buses start? Well, we were born into the business. Our

:26:04. > :26:10.grandfather started the business in 1920 after he had come out from the

:26:11. > :26:15.First World War. One of the first vehicles he had would be something

:26:16. > :26:22.similar to this one. He started a bus service from the village. It's

:26:23. > :26:27.all exposed on both sides. That doesn't suit our weather? It started

:26:28. > :26:31.life off the same as the one there and had the conversion done to work

:26:32. > :26:37.the seafront at Skegness. For bus lovers, there could be a cloud on

:26:38. > :26:46.the horizon. Being in my late 30s, I'm not entitled to one yet. There

:26:47. > :26:52.is a chance a future Government might be taking the free bus passes

:26:53. > :26:56.away. Colin and Andrea helped set up the Save The Buses Campaign. I think

:26:57. > :27:00.it is a major thing for people who are retired. Otherwise, they are

:27:01. > :27:03.stuck at home looking at four walls. I know you are passionate about

:27:04. > :27:13.this. How many signatures have you managed to get? 152,347. Wow! Steve

:27:14. > :27:17.and Barbara Gibbs have been managed for 40 years and enjoy using their

:27:18. > :27:23.free bus passes to explore the whole country. Steve, you have come back

:27:24. > :27:29.from a long trip on the buses? Well, yes, something over 2,000 miles. It

:27:30. > :27:35.was from Land's End to John O'Groats and back again to Land's End all

:27:36. > :27:40.using local buses. That was to raise money for this fella here. Did you

:27:41. > :27:47.like the fact that he was away? I loved it! Yes! It was a holiday for

:27:48. > :27:53.you as well. I have got a little proposition for these four. As you

:27:54. > :27:56.are all lovers of the bus pass, The One Show would like to set you a

:27:57. > :27:58.challenge, where your long passion for buses should stand you in good

:27:59. > :28:07.stead. Are you up for it? ALL: Yes! Coming up: It will be a

:28:08. > :28:13.tight one. That goes out 1023. I hope they have missed the bus. They

:28:14. > :28:19.are right behind us. Come on! The jeopardy. We will be finding out how

:28:20. > :28:28.The One Show Bus pass challenge went later on. An hour's show tonight.

:28:29. > :28:35.Still half an hour to go. I can't wait to hear about Strictly(!) It's

:28:36. > :28:41.now! Double whammy of Strictly this weekend. The nation is waiting.

:28:42. > :28:44.Paul, you are a big fan? I love it. I watch it avidly. The people on it

:28:45. > :28:49.are people who have achieved something and they are trying to

:28:50. > :28:53.achieve something else. I love it. We would like to know what we can

:28:54. > :28:57.expect this weekend. It is on Friday and Saturday. How does it work? A

:28:58. > :29:03.double weekend of dancing. On the Friday, six people take to the

:29:04. > :29:07.floor. Nine on Saturday. They are - I can't wait to see it. We haven't

:29:08. > :29:17.seen them dance yet. We have gone to rehearsals. Tomorrow is the day.

:29:18. > :29:24.Friday and Saturday is the first dance any of us will see them

:29:25. > :29:28.perform live. You will know. Your gums are stuck to the top of your

:29:29. > :29:35.mouth! Was the first time the most terrifying of all? Definitely. That

:29:36. > :29:40.is why nobody can talk. It gets more intense as the weeks go on. So, for

:29:41. > :29:44.the last couple of weeks, the dancers have been with their

:29:45. > :29:52.partners getting on. Let's have a look in the rooms right now. We have

:29:53. > :30:02.got Alison. Love Alison. Alison will do well. She has got rhythm.

:30:03. > :30:10.Joy and energy when she dances. Judi is lovely. A great sense of humour.

:30:11. > :30:15.She is used to being in charge. Used to being the boss and coach. Not

:30:16. > :30:20.used to being Anton is fabulous lead. . I think the people who do

:30:21. > :30:24.brilliantly are the ones where they get on fantastically. That chemistry

:30:25. > :30:31.is important Of course. You are in the training room all the time they

:30:32. > :30:39.are getting on fantastically. In the papers it's saying Pixie Lott and

:30:40. > :30:46.Simon Webbe from Blue and Frankie mentioned to do well. Who are the

:30:47. > :30:52.other people - You can't predict. Pixie has a jive. It's a tough dance

:30:53. > :30:57.as a first dance. Simon has a jive. Different to what they are used to

:30:58. > :31:02.dancing. I have seen Gregg doing dancing. It was only eight seconds.

:31:03. > :31:07.That was more than enough. I'd like to think I was an expert. Put it

:31:08. > :31:12.into context that eight seconds? Just imagine. Set the scene. He did

:31:13. > :31:16.it, he came up to me and went, "this is great" he was adorable. People

:31:17. > :31:24.can't believe it. They sign up and hope it will be fun. It's just

:31:25. > :31:32.fantastic fun. It gets addictive. It's part of the appeal to see them

:31:33. > :31:35.getting the dancing bug. Six couples will be tackling the cha-cha-cha

:31:36. > :31:42.this weekend. If you're wondering at home how it's done, here's Len and

:31:43. > :31:52.Claudia to show you how. 2-3, Cha, Cha, Cha. No, 2, 3, Cha, Cha, Cha.

:31:53. > :32:03.You go under. I come under. Come on. Put both your hands on my buttocks!

:32:04. > :32:16.Are you sure is? It's all about facial expression. Ahhh! I'm

:32:17. > :32:19.mortified. Man handling him there. The good news for everybody at home

:32:20. > :32:26.is that will is a chance for viewers to take part. How does this happen?

:32:27. > :32:32.Strictly has teamed up with Comic Relief. What Comic Relief want to do

:32:33. > :32:38.is champion fantastic people who are never applauded really. People might

:32:39. > :32:43.know them at home. If you are watching, email, nominate it at the

:32:44. > :32:47.website. Anyone who is a big Strictly fan and a wonderful human

:32:48. > :32:52.being and helps others. They will be part of Strictly. What will they do?

:32:53. > :32:57.They will dance. With a professional partner? Yes, with a proper Strictly

:32:58. > :33:03.partner. I don't want to give too much away... You want people to get

:33:04. > :33:08.in contact? Please, exactly! That is a good point. My lips are sealed -

:33:09. > :33:11.no, not that sealed. If people nominate somebody there will be a

:33:12. > :33:19.show next year. The leadup to Comic Relief. They will have the full

:33:20. > :33:24.Strictly experience. Can you imagine how many people will get in touch. I

:33:25. > :33:30.can hear couples saying - shall we nominate ourselves. Someone who is a

:33:31. > :33:45.Foster parent, or extraordinary in their own way And deserve a huge

:33:46. > :33:54.fuss. The Strictly live shows start this Friday. John what is up your

:33:55. > :34:02.sleeve for Round 3? This is the odd-one-out round. I will show you

:34:03. > :34:09.four famous Strictly faces. Tell me the wrong one out and why. . Ronnie

:34:10. > :34:17.Corbett, Natasha Kaplinsky, Fearne Cotton and Angela Rippon. Ronnie

:34:18. > :34:23.Corbett stood in for Bruce. Natasha Kaplinsky stood in for me. She did

:34:24. > :34:32.four weeks of an eight series run. Very kindly. Fearne Cotton hosted a

:34:33. > :34:39.children in need experience. Angela is the odd-one-out. That would be

:34:40. > :34:50.the answer. Angela Rippon. You all got it right. It's a bit

:34:51. > :34:59.embarrassing. It was Angela Rippon. All the others guest hosted, but

:35:00. > :35:07.Angela Rippon hosted Come Dancing. Paul, here is your four. Anton du

:35:08. > :35:14.Beke, Craig Revel Horwood and Quentin Wilson and Fiona Phillips.

:35:15. > :35:27.Quentin Wilson I would say is the odd-one-out. No. Put them back.

:35:28. > :35:37.Quentin danced. So did Fiona. Anton did and Craig judges. I would say

:35:38. > :35:49.Quentin Wilson will is the wrong one out as I've never heard of him. The

:35:50. > :35:53.odd-one-out is Craig. All the others have let a record for getting the

:35:54. > :35:58.lowest scores in different dances. Craig has the record for awarding

:35:59. > :36:04.the lowest scores, including eight scores of just one point. Tess and

:36:05. > :36:09.Claudia you are ahead. You are playing solo. There is another

:36:10. > :36:20.round, 100 points are on offer. How, lovely. Can't wait. You have a film

:36:21. > :36:25.for us next? I have. It's the true story of a dramatic prison break

:36:26. > :36:31.which reads like a plot of a film. One of Britain's most sensational

:36:32. > :36:38.prison escapes took place it was well planned, well execute and

:36:39. > :36:43.worthy of a Hollywood movie. A helicopter lifts a murder and

:36:44. > :36:51.burglar out of prison. Police say they are armed and dangerous. Back

:36:52. > :36:54.in 197 Ian was expecting an average day operating a routine charter

:36:55. > :37:01.flight. Little did he know that his passenger would be a career criminal

:37:02. > :37:05.Andrew Russell with very different plans -- 1997. You are going on a

:37:06. > :37:11.short flight, aren't you? Absolutely. Half an hour, 35

:37:12. > :37:18.minutes, Stansted to Leicester. You are expecting that. He is sitting

:37:19. > :37:23.here. You are relaxed. The helicopter took off and it wasn't

:37:24. > :37:29.long before the passenger revealed the true nature of his business. I

:37:30. > :37:33.found myself looking down the barrel of this revolver he was holding.

:37:34. > :37:39.Pointing the gun straight at you? Yeah. Then he said? The lines, "do

:37:40. > :37:45.what you're told and you won't get hurt" he really did use those words.

:37:46. > :37:49.I said, "fine." Then, "where do you want me to go?" He put the gun

:37:50. > :38:00.against my temple and said, "I want to go to the prison." This is the

:38:01. > :38:04.prison deep in the Leicestershire country side. It has 24-hours

:38:05. > :38:08.patrols, one of the most secure prisons in the country. With Russell

:38:09. > :38:13.training the gun on him, Ian was ordered to fly over the perimeter

:38:14. > :38:14.fence and put the helicopter down in the middle of the prison football

:38:15. > :38:30.pitch. It was pretty exciting. If you want

:38:31. > :38:34.an adrenaline rush it was the day to be there to see that. Everyone was

:38:35. > :38:37.stunned it had actually happened. As we are crossing the boundary of the

:38:38. > :38:44.prison a couple of them are waving towels at me. As I am 15-20 feet

:38:45. > :38:48.from the ground. They depatch themselves from the mob and run

:38:49. > :38:54.towards the helicopter. The two prisoners, seen on CCTV. John

:38:55. > :38:58.Kendall and Sydney Draper made their break for freedom. They were

:38:59. > :39:03.dangerous men. Kendall was inside for eight years for burglary and

:39:04. > :39:09.about to face more charges. Draper was a convicted murderer. We were 50

:39:10. > :39:11.meters away at that point. Ual cape bolt might have had trouble to get

:39:12. > :39:16.there before the helicopter took over. The helicopter was on the

:39:17. > :39:19.ground 23 seconds and then away. We were trained for lots of things.

:39:20. > :39:23.Stopping helicopters isn't part of our training. We were - if we got

:39:24. > :39:31.there, I'm not sure what we were going to do. With the escape

:39:32. > :39:36.prisoners on board, Ian was made to fly south. They threatened to shoot

:39:37. > :39:40.him in the leg if he didn't land on a glow r local golf course. He

:39:41. > :39:45.pretended poor visibility made that impossible. He put down on what he

:39:46. > :39:49.thought was a safer place, an industrial estate. I wanted to stay

:39:50. > :39:53.flying as long as I do good. I was certain the moment I stopped flying

:39:54. > :39:57.pie would be dead much we found our way here. The two in the back got

:39:58. > :40:00.out. Russell, in the front, tried to drag me out of the helicopter to go

:40:01. > :40:04.with him. I didn't fancy that too much. I told him if I left the

:40:05. > :40:10.helicopter with the blades still turning it was likely to kill us

:40:11. > :40:17.both. It's not strictly true. So he ran off to join his mates. For Ian,

:40:18. > :40:20.the drama was over. Three desperate criminals were still on-the-run.

:40:21. > :40:27.This was the first time a helicopter had been used in a successful prison

:40:28. > :40:32.break in the UK. A massive manhunt ensued. Every police force in the

:40:33. > :40:43.country is now involved in the search. Despite their detailed and

:40:44. > :40:50.meticulous plans it didn't take the law long to catch with them. All

:40:51. > :40:55.three were recaptured, one after 10-days arm were given prison

:40:56. > :41:00.sentences for the escape. The hijacker was sent down for 10 years.

:41:01. > :41:06.Life on-the-run was the one part of their plan that was doomed to

:41:07. > :41:12.failure. 23 seconds. That is pretty unbelievable. Incredible. Once that

:41:13. > :41:16.happened, then all the prisons, all the high-security prisons made sure

:41:17. > :41:20.it couldn't happen again. Game over. It is so absurd, isn't it? You think

:41:21. > :41:24.these exercise yards, down comes a helicopter, away they go. How then

:41:25. > :41:28.did they manage to put a stop to helicopters? A lot of it obvious

:41:29. > :41:32.netting. Apart from making sure they know what is going on. It is

:41:33. > :41:39.interesting, this year, in Mount Joy Prison in Dublin they had the

:41:40. > :41:43.netting over came a drone, full of drugs for prisoners, would you

:41:44. > :41:48.believe it, it got caught in the netting. It's absurd at another

:41:49. > :41:54.level. You also think it's a serious business. Thank you. You have to go

:41:55. > :41:58.back to your desk. 100 points did you say for Paul? We asked you to

:41:59. > :42:03.vote on whether you would get involved in a situation where

:42:04. > :42:08.someone was being offensive to an overweight person. Voting has

:42:09. > :42:13.closed. We get the results from Dr Mark Porter in a few moments. Time

:42:14. > :42:17.to go back to the restaurant in Leeds where Anita discovers how

:42:18. > :42:23.fellow diners react to our setup. We are in Leeds running an experiment.

:42:24. > :42:32.Using secret cameras we are watching on as a waiter and an overweight

:42:33. > :42:38.female customer, played by actors, play out a provocative scene. She

:42:39. > :42:42.orders a high calorie meal. A burger with all the trimmings.

:42:43. > :42:48.Our fake waiter questions her choices in a way that would make

:42:49. > :42:52.anyone feel embarrassed. That's a hell of a lot of calories for one

:42:53. > :42:57.person, at one sitting. Maybe you should consider a salad. Will fellow

:42:58. > :43:04.diners come to her aid? I thought we decided you didn't want the onion

:43:05. > :43:11.rings because you have enough food. Can you stop treating me like a

:43:12. > :43:14.child. Can I take it away? They both Some onlookers are looked. Clearly

:43:15. > :43:18.uncomfortable. They are trying to ignore it. I haven't finished yet.

:43:19. > :43:25.You haven't finished. Could you leave, it please. This is turning

:43:26. > :43:32.into masterclass in avoiding an awkward situation. We ask Laura to

:43:33. > :43:37.make a fake phone call to a friend explaining how upset she is. Take

:43:38. > :43:41.her food off her while she is on the phone. I haven't finished. I think

:43:42. > :43:46.you have. Can you put it down please I haven't finish itted. Seriously.

:43:47. > :43:50.Too Finally people are showing concerned. The diners two table down

:43:51. > :43:53.have noticed too. They are being supportive. The man goes off to

:43:54. > :43:59.complain to the manager. Laura now has the room on her side, at last.

:44:00. > :44:02.No-one suspects this is all a setup until we emerge from our hiding

:44:03. > :44:13.place to find out why it took so long for people to get involved. We

:44:14. > :44:21.were ear wigging. It was making you feel awkward.

:44:22. > :44:31.Would you have taken issue with the waiter directly? No, probably not.

:44:32. > :44:34.Want to get away. Will a second sitting, with different diners, see

:44:35. > :44:42.people coming to Laura's aid more quickly? There is your full-fat

:44:43. > :44:49.fries. I wanted onion rings. You still want the onion rings. This

:44:50. > :44:52.time diners are able to notice the tension between Laura and the

:44:53. > :44:55.waiter. She has heard. She is giving him Daggers across the room. This

:44:56. > :44:59.happens all the time. What do you mean? People come in and order too

:45:00. > :45:04.much food, it's not good for your health. Did you hear what he said.

:45:05. > :45:10.He said you shouldn't order that much food. The two lads on the other

:45:11. > :45:18.side have noticed something too. The tension is obvious. Do you want this

:45:19. > :45:23.full-fat mayo. What is your issue? I think I should advise you snoochl

:45:24. > :45:25.you hadn't advising anyone else. With with respect everyone uses the

:45:26. > :45:34.NHS as much as you... What is anyone going to do about it?

:45:35. > :45:44.One of the men does act. He calls for the manager. I want to make a

:45:45. > :45:49.formal complaint... He could see she was upset and he did something about

:45:50. > :45:54.it, quietly. He didn't make a scene. No. Our waiter is sent to make a

:45:55. > :46:01.grudging apology and now people do confront him directly. The manager

:46:02. > :46:09.has told me to apologise to you. It's disgusting. That doesn't make

:46:10. > :46:16.things right. The girl is overweight and she had ordered a lot of food.

:46:17. > :46:21.It should never have happened. Time to reveal it's all been a set-up.

:46:22. > :46:27.How was it making you feel? I felt awkward. Did you? When he got

:46:28. > :46:35.involved, you felt more comfortable? Yes. When he came out with the mayo,

:46:36. > :46:40.I thought that was disgusting. Laura's knight in shining armour did

:46:41. > :46:45.step in to defend her, trying to avoid a commotion which might have

:46:46. > :46:48.made Laura's embarrassment worse. I didn't think it was fair to talk

:46:49. > :46:53.about it in front of anyone else. Did he do the right thing?

:46:54. > :46:59.Definitely. He came in at the right time. We were uniting against him.

:47:00. > :47:03.So, thanks, guys. It only took one person to step up and intervene and

:47:04. > :47:10.everybody else supported them. What you have to ask yourself is - if it

:47:11. > :47:15.was you, would you get involved? We will announce the results of what

:47:16. > :47:20.you said later on. Tess, what would you do? Would you go hang on... If I

:47:21. > :47:24.saw someone being talked to like that, and being picked on, it is

:47:25. > :47:33.like bullying, I could not stand by and not say anything. I would have

:47:34. > :47:37.to say something. Could you? We can all go of course we would get

:47:38. > :47:42.involved. At what point do you get involved? Are you the first one to

:47:43. > :47:51.go up? You have been having your say tonight. Dr Mark Porter is here.

:47:52. > :47:57.Would you get involved? Yes, 79% of One Show viewers said they would get

:47:58. > :48:02.involved, 21% said no. That's good. That's heart warming. We saw in the

:48:03. > :48:07.film - we had an actor playing the waiter. He was bang out of order.

:48:08. > :48:11.You think that it's counterproductive for us to point

:48:12. > :48:18.out when somebody's maybe overweight and best to sit back and let them

:48:19. > :48:24.acknowledge the problem? What we want is for people to do something

:48:25. > :48:28.about their weight. The finger-wagging days have gone.

:48:29. > :48:33.Latest research shows people who are subject to that discrimination,

:48:34. > :48:37.where they are teased if they are children, and people accuse them of

:48:38. > :48:41.being fat, they put more weight on. A similar thing, we have had in

:48:42. > :48:47.general practice, if we scare patients by saying your weight is

:48:48. > :48:51.going to make your diabetes worse, that doesn't work. What works is

:48:52. > :48:55.when we say to people there is an issue here, we need to raise that

:48:56. > :48:59.issue. How can we help you? It is a bit like somebody smoking saying,

:49:00. > :49:04.you are a smoker, I'm going to say I can help you if you want to be

:49:05. > :49:09.helped. And they will do something about it. Do you think there is an

:49:10. > :49:13.element of denial? Yes. There is an element of denial from doctors. The

:49:14. > :49:16.research shows doctors don't raise the issue. We skirt around it

:49:17. > :49:22.because we don't want to raise it because it can be quite difficult,

:49:23. > :49:31.particularly with parents of children. Patients tell us they want

:49:32. > :49:37.us to raise it. It is not all about eating too much and doing too

:49:38. > :49:41.little. Those are two main factors. We need to treat people with some

:49:42. > :49:50.sense. We want to get them to lose weight. And lead by example. There

:49:51. > :50:03.are 1.5 million employees in the NHS, the least we can do is lead by

:50:04. > :50:07.example, sucking in his tumm y! You can let your belly out now! We have

:50:08. > :50:28.one final round left of this. John? It's finally the Caption

:50:29. > :50:36.Competition. Both teams, here is your son of a gun! Have a look at

:50:37. > :50:43.that. Russell Grant. That was at Wembley. What do you think? I can't

:50:44. > :50:50.think of anything that is broadcastable! I can, actually. I

:50:51. > :50:59.don't know. What is the answer? Go on, Claudia? He is going to the

:51:00. > :51:10.moon, something like that. I can see Uranus! How many points have been

:51:11. > :51:16.deducted for that? Just lost six points. I never knew it would be so

:51:17. > :51:25.difficult. Zero for that and Paul made quite a nice crack, so we will

:51:26. > :51:33.give him two. So, we have now got the Final result. Here we go. Want

:51:34. > :51:40.the Final result? Yes. Tess and Claudia have waltzed into a clear

:51:41. > :51:46.lead, they have got 10. And Paul, Have I Got Bad News, 5. That was a

:51:47. > :51:52.good game. Very good. Thanks for all your effort. Thank you, John. Time

:51:53. > :51:58.to get on with Dom's challenge. It is a bit like a Top Gear Challenge,

:51:59. > :52:02.but with buses. It is early morning and Andrea and Colin from Walsall

:52:03. > :52:07.and Steve and Barbara from Leicester are finding out about their One Show

:52:08. > :52:13.Bus Challenge. Your One Show Bus Challenge is to travel by bus and

:52:14. > :52:24.get to the centre of Cambridge. Plot your route to your final

:52:25. > :52:30.destination. I'm having the chocolates! From their start point,

:52:31. > :52:35.each team's journey should take four hours to complete. Though that is

:52:36. > :52:40.only if they plot the correct route. That will do. One, two, three, four,

:52:41. > :52:45.five, six stops. It is going to be a tight one because that goes out at

:52:46. > :52:50.1023. We are not on a Wednesday. That's screwed that idea up. We

:52:51. > :52:55.better get a move on. As the full extent of the task sinks in, the

:52:56. > :52:58.teams evaluate their chances. I am worried about if we miss the

:52:59. > :53:04.connections. I don't know how often the buses run. If we miss one... We

:53:05. > :53:08.have lost it. We are going to win! We are going to win, absolutely.

:53:09. > :53:15.With routes plotted and schedules to keep, it is time to catch the first

:53:16. > :53:19.bus. Stay on the bus, we don't get off. I have asked the driver, he is

:53:20. > :53:23.going to give us a shout when we get there. While Colin and Andrea

:53:24. > :53:29.discuss routes, Barbara and Steve discuss the view. Beautiful. Lovely.

:53:30. > :53:35.Forget about cutting the grass, Steve, today is all about cutting

:53:36. > :53:40.travel time! My bus pass is part of my life to me. It's for every day

:53:41. > :53:44.things, like going to the shops, or taking my grandson out, going to

:53:45. > :53:48.football matches, you know. It is a great social thing. You can get out,

:53:49. > :53:52.meet friends. You have not got to worry about parking. An hour into

:53:53. > :53:58.their journey, Steve and Barbara ditch the timetable in the hope of

:53:59. > :54:02.speeding things up. We used our initiative and did some asking. We

:54:03. > :54:09.didn't know places. I wonder how the others are doing. Don't know. I hope

:54:10. > :54:18.they have missed the bus! Wishful thinking. Think coffee, flapjack,

:54:19. > :54:26.and loads of time till the next bus. It is Andrea here. Where are you? We

:54:27. > :54:30.have quite a way to go. We are cheating, we have got Nigel Mansell

:54:31. > :54:37.driving! We have got two buses to go. We will save some chocolate for

:54:38. > :54:45.you if we are there first. Refuelled, it is the Final stages of

:54:46. > :54:52.the journey which would have cost ?20. If you had to pay every time,

:54:53. > :54:56.your pension is eaten away. The older people, when you hear the

:54:57. > :55:01.conversations, they are saying we don't know what we would do without

:55:02. > :55:06.the bus passes. It's neck-and-neck as both teams near the city centre.

:55:07. > :55:11.As both buses hit the depot, our teams almost bump into each other.

:55:12. > :55:19.We might make it. We are going now. Come on. Cue the sprint finish. We

:55:20. > :55:23.saw Steve and Barbara, I said let's run! We saw the other couple and we

:55:24. > :55:29.all began to run. They are right behind us. Come on. She had the whip

:55:30. > :55:35.on me back! Colin finishes first with the others not far behind. Well

:55:36. > :55:40.done. Well done. Both teams bag a chocolate treat for their efforts.

:55:41. > :55:46.Andrea was the navigator. I was the runner. It's worked out. I don't run

:55:47. > :55:53.for anything but I will run for chocolate! The number of older

:55:54. > :55:59.people who are on the bus using it - and it is such a social thing for

:56:00. > :56:02.them. They were meeting up. Obviously regulars going shopping.

:56:03. > :56:08.Fantastic. ALL: Cheers!

:56:09. > :56:11.Huge congratulations to Colin and Andrea.

:56:12. > :56:19.APPLAUSE Victorious. Very well done. Are you

:56:20. > :56:23.planning another trip? Well, I usually go into Walsall with my bus

:56:24. > :56:33.pass, but I'm going to go to Stoke. How far is that then? About 45

:56:34. > :56:37.miles. What about you, Colin? I shall go to Birmingham to the

:56:38. > :56:41.museums. There we are. This is the thing, Steve. You can get all around

:56:42. > :56:46.England now on one of these Freedom Passes. Tell us about your idea? I

:56:47. > :56:59.don't think that the older people make enough use of it and my idea is

:57:00. > :57:06.to write a series of guides of various regions. They like that. You

:57:07. > :57:13.will make a fortune. That's not the object. Yes. It's a nice bonus. How

:57:14. > :57:18.real is the threat to the national bus pass? At the moment, the threat

:57:19. > :57:22.is quite real. There's some research being done. There's a company called

:57:23. > :57:28.Social Market Foundation, a think-tank, and they have done some

:57:29. > :57:35.research. This is a think-tank who also campaigned for the removal of

:57:36. > :57:40.the fuel allowance. The bus pass is costing the economy for up to ?1

:57:41. > :57:46.million a year. There was some research done by Greener Journeys.

:57:47. > :57:49.For every ?1 spent on the bus, ?2.87 is spent... I will hand you that,

:57:50. > :58:11.Dom. The Walsall Pensioners' Convention,

:58:12. > :58:16.they sent a petition in to 10 Downing Street. There were 152,000

:58:17. > :58:20.signatures on it. They want any party that is running for office

:58:21. > :58:25.next year to pledge to keep it. That is a lot of signatures. That will

:58:26. > :58:30.perpetuate between now and next year as well. If the party pledged to

:58:31. > :58:35.keep it, what will happen is any local authority by law will have to

:58:36. > :58:38.fund the buses and that's for pensioners, for disabled and for

:58:39. > :58:41.blind people. We will have to stop you there. The bus is about to go!

:58:42. > :58:44.That is all we have time for. Thanks to Paul, who is back there

:58:45. > :58:48.somewhere. His autobiography Only When I Laugh is out tomorrow. Of

:58:49. > :58:53.course, thanks to the girls, Claudia and Tess. Strictly gets under way

:58:54. > :58:55.this Friday 9.00pm on BBC One. Tomorrow, we will be joined by

:58:56. > :59:09.Andrew Marr. Good night. Good night! Hello, I'm Sam Naz with

:59:10. > :59:12.your 90 second update.