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0:00:15 > 0:00:19Hello and welcome to The One Show with Patrick Kielty.

0:00:19 > 0:00:22Welcome back.

0:00:22 > 0:00:26Lovely to be back.

0:00:26 > 0:00:29And Alex Jones.

0:00:29 > 0:00:36It's a Friday.That never happens! You know what they say, the bigger

0:00:36 > 0:00:38the guest, the shorter the intro.

0:00:38 > 0:00:42All you need to know is, he is a 'good man'.

0:00:42 > 0:00:44And it is Len Goodman.

0:00:44 > 0:00:48APPLAUSE Welcome back.

0:00:48 > 0:00:53You have been commuting back and forth, you got back last night.I

0:00:53 > 0:00:58got back from Los Angeles last night.You look $1 million for a man

0:00:58 > 0:01:02who just jumped off a plane, you look like a Hollywood movie star.

0:01:02 > 0:01:06I've been on a diet, I've lost a bit of weight.We were not going to

0:01:06 > 0:01:11mention it but you look like you have lost weight.Just chicken and

0:01:11 > 0:01:17fish, no bacon sandwiches, nothing joyful.You've gone for the full LA

0:01:17 > 0:01:23lifestyle.Yeah, I have gone for it, I am sun-kissed.We are missing you

0:01:23 > 0:01:29on Strictly, Shirley is fantastic but are you missing the show?Of

0:01:29 > 0:01:34course I miss it because it's such a wonderful show. It was such an

0:01:34 > 0:01:40honour just to be part of that show. I'm sure.I had done it for 12 years

0:01:40 > 0:01:47and I was worried I was going to get the very and start dribbling and

0:01:47 > 0:01:54they would say get him off. -- dithery. I haven't seen the show

0:01:54 > 0:01:58because I've been in America but my wife tells me Shirley is doing

0:01:58 > 0:02:03great, it is all lovely Jebaliya, as interesting as always, good ones not

0:02:03 > 0:02:08so good, this, that and the other. You are going to be doing a bit of

0:02:08 > 0:02:12dribbling yourself with a bottle of wine tomorrow night?I will be

0:02:12 > 0:02:16watching the show and I will say to sue, why didn't I do it? I could

0:02:16 > 0:02:21have done it once more. Listen to Craig, could have told him.You put

0:02:21 > 0:02:26your feet up. Lent is here to talk about his best of British

0:02:26 > 0:02:32compilation featuring only legendary British musical acts. We would like

0:02:32 > 0:02:36your pictures of you and your favourite British musical legends.

0:02:36 > 0:02:42Tom Jones, Frankie Vaughan, Dusty Springfield, Olly Murs. A picture

0:02:42 > 0:02:46with Olly Murs would be lovely.I bumped into him on the plane coming

0:02:46 > 0:02:52over. Because I bumped into you once.You never know who you sleep

0:02:52 > 0:02:56with on the plane! That would have been a very cosy night.Very

0:02:56 > 0:02:59disappointed with Olly Murs because he's from Essex and I asked him if

0:02:59 > 0:03:05he is a West Ham supporter, Manu, and I said, you can't be but anyway.

0:03:05 > 0:03:09Nice, and a lovely young lad. Whether it is Olly Murs or summary

0:03:09 > 0:03:13from further back send your pictures in with legends and we will show as

0:03:13 > 0:03:15many as we can.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18Tonight's musical guest isn't on the album but no songs past 1995 are, so

0:03:18 > 0:03:20Len, worry not, you haven't offended him.

0:03:20 > 0:03:25We are fine with that, Len.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27No, his first album with band "Keane" was in 2004. Phew.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30He is of course the - brilliant Tom Chaplin who will be

0:03:30 > 0:03:33singing us his smash hit, Under a Million Lights later.

0:03:33 > 0:03:34I like the sound of that.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36Yesterday we saw how retailers were preparing for Black Friday.

0:03:36 > 0:03:44So, today we've put the focus on you, the shopper.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47In the sales you put yourself in the position of telling yourself little

0:03:47 > 0:03:54fibs, this is an investment.Shop well for less.That's what it is.

0:03:54 > 0:03:58Carrie went to Birmingham to shop some big spenders.

0:03:58 > 0:04:05Just browsing, not buying. I absolutely need this. I deserve

0:04:05 > 0:04:08this. With the budget being delivered the same week as the Black

0:04:08 > 0:04:17Friday sales, all eyes are on the sales but what lies do we tell each

0:04:17 > 0:04:21other when handing the cash over? When you've got this beautiful

0:04:21 > 0:04:25leather jacket in there what did you tell yourself?What did you tell

0:04:25 > 0:04:29yourself?I said, it is a reputable company, it is great leather and it

0:04:29 > 0:04:34will last me for ever so I'm going to get my way out of it.It's an

0:04:34 > 0:04:38investment.It is!I notice you have rather a lot of bags.

0:04:38 > 0:04:43LAUGHTER Were you intending to get six of

0:04:43 > 0:04:48that one product?Of these ones? I was intending to get ten.What goes

0:04:48 > 0:04:52through your head at the point you see something was Max sod it, life's

0:04:52 > 0:04:58to short anyway! You know when you are shopping, do you tell yourself

0:04:58 > 0:05:02lies about how much you are spending and end up spending more?I use the

0:05:02 > 0:05:07card and it's not like you are doing it.Especially if it is contactless,

0:05:07 > 0:05:09contact happy.Pretty much the budget ends when the card gets

0:05:09 > 0:05:19declined.This one is your friend's? Yes. Who is that one for?That's for

0:05:19 > 0:05:22myself.Do you tell yourself a little fibs that you will not spend

0:05:22 > 0:05:28that much and then you do?Yes, in the sales, going through the perfume

0:05:28 > 0:05:32is.This is old perfume. We have three banks.I need to come shopping

0:05:32 > 0:05:39with you!-- this is all perfume. Hold on a minute, did you intend to

0:05:39 > 0:05:47get what was in that bag?No.What are the main lies they tell yourself

0:05:47 > 0:05:50when shopping?I will get this and I will not get that, I will stop at

0:05:50 > 0:05:55that, you turn around and say it is only money.You're committed to

0:05:55 > 0:06:00saying you haven't overspent. Do you think you will overspend eventually?

0:06:00 > 0:06:05If I stay here another hour, yes. She is a woman after my own heart.I

0:06:05 > 0:06:14love that lady.Thank you, carry as well. Len's Legends, The Best of

0:06:14 > 0:06:19British.The new CD, yes!You are singing all of the songs yourself?

0:06:19 > 0:06:24No, I'm not! They asked me if I would like to do with CD with me

0:06:24 > 0:06:28singing, give over! You wouldn't want it. Why would I want to sing

0:06:28 > 0:06:32when I can listen to Matt Monroe and Shirley Bassey.All of the legends.

0:06:32 > 0:06:37The British legends. When they asked me to do it I said I would do it but

0:06:37 > 0:06:43I want to do British. I know that Sinatra is great and Presley but we

0:06:43 > 0:06:49have had some wonderful, wonderful singers. I think it's great to come

0:06:49 > 0:06:53out and listen to some of those wonderful British singers.Len has

0:06:53 > 0:07:00come out officially on the show tonight. There he is!It is a

0:07:00 > 0:07:03belter, Len, there are three CDs which makes it a bargain, you could

0:07:03 > 0:07:08do a massive car journey with this. Let's take you on a musical journey

0:07:08 > 0:07:14starting with the one that we pick out, Dusty Springfield. Go on then.

0:07:14 > 0:07:19Where does this take you back to?I used to go out with a girl and I

0:07:19 > 0:07:23promise you she had that same sort of haircut, you know the beehive

0:07:23 > 0:07:34hair cut. Dusty, wasn't she wonderful? Yeah, so obviously Dusty

0:07:34 > 0:07:39Springfield Peer had to go on.Some legends you listened to in your

0:07:39 > 0:07:44younger days and some legends you ended up working with.I had to put

0:07:44 > 0:07:53him on. Brucie. This seedy plots my life so there is stuff my mum and

0:07:53 > 0:07:57dad used to play when I was a kid and then there is all of the groups

0:07:57 > 0:08:02from the 60s when I was a teenager. And gradually I got down to Strictly

0:08:02 > 0:08:05and I thought I've got to put something on that represents that,

0:08:05 > 0:08:11and I thought who better than dear old Brucie?The legend, he is on

0:08:11 > 0:08:15there. And then you went for a bit of this as well, a bit of Cliff.I

0:08:15 > 0:08:23love Cliff, I met him.Did you?Yes, he was singing on Strictly command

0:08:23 > 0:08:26my mother-in-law loves him and I got a CD and I thought what a lovely

0:08:26 > 0:08:30thing if I could get him to sign it and I thought he wouldn't do it so I

0:08:30 > 0:08:33went to his dressing room and tapped on his daughter and somebody opened

0:08:33 > 0:08:38it and said, can I help you? And I said, I wondered if Cliff would sign

0:08:38 > 0:08:44this from my... And a voice came, is that you, Len? And I said, yes, and

0:08:44 > 0:08:51he was in the mirror to debating a bit.Easy now!Lovely, isn't that

0:08:51 > 0:08:57nice.You were saying that you don't sing but it turns out the Goodman

0:08:57 > 0:09:05family as a whole don't really sing. Not really.My grandad.Well...

0:09:05 > 0:09:10There is a tune on Chas and Dave about the piano and that reminds me

0:09:10 > 0:09:12of my grandad because Saturday nights they would be round the old

0:09:12 > 0:09:17Joanna, my Ben Maher used to play and two of my uncles used to play

0:09:17 > 0:09:23and my grandad would get a bit drunk -- my grandmother. He would lift the

0:09:23 > 0:09:28lid and pour the rest of his beer into the piano. That will warm it

0:09:28 > 0:09:32up! Then he would start and everyone went like that because he was

0:09:32 > 0:09:36terrible and if he hit a bad note he would say, that was you, and then he

0:09:36 > 0:09:42would start a fight.Was he Irish? LAUGHTER

0:09:42 > 0:09:46All of the kids used to go in the kitchen and it was very scary.Len's

0:09:46 > 0:09:51Legends, the album, is out today.It certainly is. We know you have been

0:09:51 > 0:09:54known for a particular type of food over the years, the hallowed pickled

0:09:54 > 0:10:02walnut.Oh! Honestly. I'm surprised the pickled walnut company hasn't

0:10:02 > 0:10:07got me on an advert.I tell you what, hold that, do a little advert

0:10:07 > 0:10:13down there.Here is the deal.If you haven't had then you wouldn't want

0:10:13 > 0:10:16them.Don't say that because I was just about to say we will taste a

0:10:16 > 0:10:20pickled walnut later if you promise to taste something else for us at

0:10:20 > 0:10:26the end of the next film. How does that sound?Promes?Bacon sandwich?

0:10:26 > 0:10:30It's not a bacon sandwich but you will like it.

0:10:30 > 0:10:35Here's Andi Oliver investigating a whole new taste in takeaways

0:10:35 > 0:10:39Whether it's Chinese or Italian, curry or kebabs, the UK's high

0:10:39 > 0:10:45takeaways have been founded on the migration of the 1950s and 60s. But

0:10:45 > 0:10:49what about Britain's new communities? From countries as

0:10:49 > 0:10:54diverse as Poland, Nigeria and Bangladesh. Will these new food

0:10:54 > 0:11:00flavours one day be the taste of a Friday night take out? Hello. Toby

0:11:00 > 0:11:06Raphael certainly hopes so. I'm excited. What does that mean?I'm

0:11:06 > 0:11:11going to eat until my belly is full. Toby's takeaway in Camberwell South

0:11:11 > 0:11:16London serves the traditional taste of Nigeria like the tomato -based

0:11:16 > 0:11:22dish with rice, chopped and fried plantain and spicy meat kebabs. Even

0:11:22 > 0:11:26though there is nearly 200,000 Nigerian born residents in the UK,

0:11:26 > 0:11:30Toby reckons he can bring it to a much broader market. But his secret

0:11:30 > 0:11:37weapon is the Nigerian burrito. Why burrito? It's not the first thing

0:11:37 > 0:11:41you think about when you think that Nigeria and Nigerian food?The main

0:11:41 > 0:11:45problem I found was trying to get people to try our sort I thought if

0:11:45 > 0:11:49we put one of the main components of Nigerian food into a wrap it should

0:11:49 > 0:11:56work.That Nigerian component is of traditional dish made with Turkey

0:11:56 > 0:12:00gizzards. As part of the bird's digestive tract and I'm just not

0:12:00 > 0:12:06sure UK punters will go for that. Turkey gizzards, not the most

0:12:06 > 0:12:12appealing dish.We love to give people tastes and nine out of ten

0:12:12 > 0:12:15times people try it they think it is nice.Toby puts that down to the

0:12:15 > 0:12:19cooking skills of his mum, Victoria. What you do with the gizzard? Boil

0:12:19 > 0:12:26it?Boil it and put the different spices in.What is in the source?It

0:12:26 > 0:12:32is a special blend I can't tell you. Special blend, so it is a secret?

0:12:32 > 0:12:36That's it. How do you feel about Toby opening it up for the UK

0:12:36 > 0:12:42palette?A lot of African restaurants serve only African

0:12:42 > 0:12:46people everywhere you see Chinese food being eaten by different

0:12:46 > 0:12:50nationalities and Indian food, so why not Nigerian food?Absolutely.

0:12:50 > 0:12:59Let's see how it goes down. Really nice heat and balances with the

0:12:59 > 0:13:05suite of the plantain and red pepper. Victoria! Come on, what is

0:13:05 > 0:13:08the average fast-food punter going to think of gizzards in a wrap? What

0:13:08 > 0:13:16would you say if I tell you this has Turkey gizzards and it?What?I feel

0:13:16 > 0:13:20like we eat so much stuff from animals anyway it doesn't really

0:13:20 > 0:13:24bother me personally. Would you ever see yourself going out for a Friday

0:13:24 > 0:13:31night Nigerian Ben?Yeah, maybe.You like it? Yeah. Has Toby got what it

0:13:31 > 0:13:35takes to make it big in the crowded UK takeaway market? The One Show

0:13:35 > 0:13:42brought into the 2017 takeaway expo where the latest taste trends are on

0:13:42 > 0:13:45show, from Sri Lankan.Shellac and food is totally different to the

0:13:45 > 0:13:49traditional curries you have, totally new fave Donetsk flavours --

0:13:49 > 0:13:55Sri Lankan food.It goes really well with a beer.What does a panel of

0:13:55 > 0:14:02leading experts think of Toby's plans to spice up UK takeaway is?We

0:14:02 > 0:14:05see people offering Syrian, Vietnamese, they are all coming on

0:14:05 > 0:14:09the radar, Thai, sushi, people want all types of different food during

0:14:09 > 0:14:12the week. The interesting thing about Nigerian cuisines is I love

0:14:12 > 0:14:19the idea of evolving that cuisine to make it really accessible.Everyone

0:14:19 > 0:14:27loves a burrito so if it is tasty in a burrito he's onto a winner.The

0:14:27 > 0:14:31proof is in the eating.Personally I would want a little more firepower

0:14:31 > 0:14:35in there.It has a nice kick on the back of your throat and it's not too

0:14:35 > 0:14:40hot.For me it's just a little too spicy. The Scotch bonnet is a

0:14:40 > 0:14:47pepper.Seriously?What doesn't speak doesn't live.That's why the

0:14:47 > 0:14:53water is finished!It's a mixed reaction from our experts. But, does

0:14:53 > 0:14:56Toby still think Nigerian fast-food cant stand alongside the UK's

0:14:56 > 0:15:04favourites?Yeah, I really do and I hope and believe there will be one

0:15:04 > 0:15:05in every town in the UK.

0:15:05 > 0:15:10Thanks, Andi.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13Len just said nothing beats hand, egg and chips but we remember you

0:15:13 > 0:15:17did a series with Ainsley Harriott. I did and I tried lots and lots of

0:15:17 > 0:15:21food.You tried spaghetti for the first time!I had never had a curry

0:15:21 > 0:15:27and never had spaghetti.Ever?Never ever.We have something special for

0:15:27 > 0:15:30you now because we have three more unusual takeaway is by these lovely

0:15:30 > 0:15:35people here standing in our blue area. They are going to pitch their

0:15:35 > 0:15:40individual takeaway is to you. Lovely.You have to decide which one

0:15:40 > 0:15:46you fancy.You have a taste of that and we will try pickled walnut.We

0:15:46 > 0:15:50go in first with Sandra from Old Chang Kee. What have you brought and

0:15:50 > 0:15:55why should Len try it?Singaporean curry puffs, Singapore's version of

0:15:55 > 0:15:59the Cornish pasty. But I think better. They have got chicken,

0:15:59 > 0:16:03potatoes and a secret special spice. They sound delicious.What do you

0:16:03 > 0:16:08think of that?I'm not even a great punter for Cornish pasties. That

0:16:08 > 0:16:14don't make me a bad person! Let's have the next one.Next up, David is

0:16:14 > 0:16:27here with his Venezuelan, David from Guasacaca.

0:16:27 > 0:16:31I've got traditional Venezuelan food, gluten-free, and this one has

0:16:31 > 0:16:35got some shredded beef, I've got mature cheddar cheese, and avocado

0:16:35 > 0:16:44on top.That sounds nice.Yeah. Finally, Grant, with some Mozambican

0:16:44 > 0:16:52food. Go on.I've got a beautiful territory source originating from

0:16:52 > 0:16:57Mozambique. I bought a beefburger with triple smoked bacon and some

0:16:57 > 0:17:04Emmentaler cheese, and the is very special.It's blind date with what's

0:17:04 > 0:17:09it going to be?The yardstick for food from my grandad was, never eat

0:17:09 > 0:17:14anything that you can't spell, right. I'm going to go for the

0:17:14 > 0:17:23Mozambican, because it looks like a burger.Hickey comes.Delicious. --

0:17:23 > 0:17:31here he comes.Get tucked in, Len. We can share this one.I'll have a

0:17:31 > 0:17:42go.On a napkin.It looks a bit messy.That is very nice.Your job

0:17:42 > 0:17:47is the pickled walnut, not the burger. But if that nice?I don't

0:17:47 > 0:17:57need a whole one. Are you a pickled walnut virgin?I am.Only have a...

0:17:57 > 0:18:03Lovely, it's almost like being on that flight together again.I'm sure

0:18:03 > 0:18:12they are fine.They are lovely! They are very spicy and pickled.I really

0:18:12 > 0:18:19like them.That has a kick, doesn't it?You have it on a cracker.That

0:18:19 > 0:18:24it'll be exciting street food in the UK, and we ended with Len eating a

0:18:24 > 0:18:27burger, there you go! CHEERING

0:18:27 > 0:18:33A good burger. I want the rest of it. I've got a bit of this and that

0:18:33 > 0:18:43in it.Enjoy it. His most recent release was Radio 2's some of the

0:18:43 > 0:18:45week, and Tom Chaplin is going all Christmassy on us.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47#

0:18:47 > 0:18:49Christmassy on us. #, an all-new faithful in

0:18:49 > 0:18:56# Lets sing it up for Christmas Eve # It's coming up to midnight, sing

0:18:56 > 0:19:02on # Let it go

0:19:02 > 0:19:11# ... That was Midnight Mass, and this is Tom Chaplin.

0:19:11 > 0:19:18CHEERING I think that is the first time I

0:19:18 > 0:19:25have seen Midnight Mass sober! This is a Christmas album.It is.

0:19:25 > 0:19:31Christmas songs can be a bit cheesy, and you are extremely cool. How did

0:19:31 > 0:19:35we marry those things?I'm not sure I'd describe myself as extremely

0:19:35 > 0:19:40cool, but I wanted to do an alternative Christmas album. For

0:19:40 > 0:19:43those of us who experienced Christmas in loads of its different

0:19:43 > 0:19:47ways, which is obviously some joy and hope and good things, but there

0:19:47 > 0:19:51is the other side, which can be remembering people you've lost and

0:19:51 > 0:19:55reflecting on the state of the world and those kind of things. It is a

0:19:55 > 0:19:58pause in the busy year. I wanted to write about all that kind of

0:19:58 > 0:20:03different stuff.You mentioned people we've lost, and the album is

0:20:03 > 0:20:09dedicated to somebody special to you.Get a dog, in fact! Wiggy,

0:20:09 > 0:20:18there he is.How long did you have him?He was my wife's dog and she

0:20:18 > 0:20:24had him from when was 17. He died nearly 17 so we had him for a long

0:20:24 > 0:20:29time. It was part of the family. It was heartbreaking. You go around

0:20:29 > 0:20:34doors and expect to see him there. I thought it would be nice to do it.

0:20:34 > 0:20:38She didn't know the outcome was going to be dedicated to Wiggy, and

0:20:38 > 0:20:42she opened the first copy and its setup crying for a couple of hours.

0:20:42 > 0:20:49There was not a dry eye in the house. And then, with her in tears,

0:20:49 > 0:20:55you said, adding Christmas.I did. And Tom will be singing Under A

0:20:55 > 0:20:59Million Lights very soon. Now, the glorious Gyles Brandreth enjoys

0:20:59 > 0:21:04nothing more than interviewing the rich and famous.This time he comes

0:21:04 > 0:21:07face-to-face with the bestselling author of over 30 works of fiction,

0:21:07 > 0:21:14but he is equally well-known for the real stories of his chequered past.

0:21:14 > 0:21:19This is a version we are all familiar with if it even exists. If

0:21:19 > 0:21:23it does exist, have you ever wondered what you'll do when you get

0:21:23 > 0:21:27here? Who would you most like to meet in heaven, and what will you

0:21:27 > 0:21:30most missed about planet Earth? Today I'm meeting a storyteller

0:21:30 > 0:21:34whose life has been stranger than fiction to find out what his idea of

0:21:34 > 0:21:43heaven is. It's Jeffrey Archer. Oh, a copper is on the go. I'd better

0:21:43 > 0:21:53get down and join him. -- cuppa.Oh no, not you! You've not come from

0:21:53 > 0:21:58heaven to see me, because I'm not ready to go. Sit down.Jeffery, why

0:21:58 > 0:22:02is this your idea of heaven on earth?It's a lovely place. When

0:22:02 > 0:22:07Mary and I came here 30 years ago, it wasn't fashionable. We were on

0:22:07 > 0:22:12the wrong side of the river. It is now suddenly fashionable.You make

0:22:12 > 0:22:16your fortune writing bestsellers and, as you know, it says in the

0:22:16 > 0:22:19good book that it easier for a camel to get through the eye of a needle

0:22:19 > 0:22:24in a rich man to get into heaven.I don't think our Lord would mind

0:22:24 > 0:22:28somebody who tells stories. Who do you want waiting at the pearly

0:22:28 > 0:22:35gates? The author of the count of Monte Cristo and the Three

0:22:35 > 0:22:38Musketeers, Alexander do mass. I think he is an amazing story Tory --

0:22:38 > 0:22:43storyteller and he wrote both books in the same year.You would be

0:22:43 > 0:22:48arriving in heaven with the creator of the Three Musketeers and as you

0:22:48 > 0:22:55step into heaven, there will be music playing, who would you have?

0:22:55 > 0:23:00Francis Arthur Sinatra. # It's quarter to three, there's

0:23:00 > 0:23:05nobody in the place... ... With Frank Sinatra playing, let's step up

0:23:05 > 0:23:14to heaven. # One more for the road...There you

0:23:14 > 0:23:17are, Gyles, what the Financial Times described as the greatest view in

0:23:17 > 0:23:23Europe.Not bad, pity about the weather. What is your proudest

0:23:23 > 0:23:25achievement?Been chosen to run for Great Britain against Russia in

0:23:25 > 0:23:341966.What distance?The 100 yard and I still hold the Oxford record

0:23:34 > 0:23:38of 9.6, which is a bit of a cheat because nobody runs that distance

0:23:38 > 0:23:43now, they run the 100 metres, so I will hold that record forever.What

0:23:43 > 0:23:52are you least proud of, most ashamed of?I need some thought for this!

0:23:52 > 0:24:01Hmm... Gosh, so much.You had ups and downs in your life. You had near

0:24:01 > 0:24:06bankruptcy, you had imprisonment. Which of those is the worst?Facing

0:24:06 > 0:24:11bankruptcy. I don't know anything worse. You don't sleep at night, you

0:24:11 > 0:24:16can't balance the books. It's absolutely devastating.When you

0:24:16 > 0:24:19meet the Almighty and come face-to-face with God, will you be

0:24:19 > 0:24:25asking for forgiveness, and what would you ask forgiveness for?Oh,

0:24:25 > 0:24:30yes, a lot of asking for forgiveness and hope and for understanding. I'd

0:24:30 > 0:24:36say, put it on a balance and, if the balance comes down on one side, I'm

0:24:36 > 0:24:45with you. If it doesn't, I'm off down there!What have you learned in

0:24:45 > 0:24:50all this time?How very lucky I've been. I started life wanting to be a

0:24:50 > 0:24:54politician. I'd liked to have served my country and it wasn't to be,

0:24:54 > 0:24:58through my own stupidity but I found I could tell a story and it's been

0:24:58 > 0:25:02over rewarded and I'm fortunate.A view more steps on the road to

0:25:02 > 0:25:12heaven, and some quickfire questions. What the food you will

0:25:12 > 0:25:20miss most?Shepherd's pie.Drink? Red wine.What smell?When you're an

0:25:20 > 0:25:24athlete at the beginning of the season, you smother grass for the

0:25:24 > 0:25:30first time and you know season has begun.-- you smell the grass. The

0:25:30 > 0:25:33good news is this is a game and you're not going to heaven yet.

0:25:33 > 0:25:38Thank you for joining me. Thank you, Gyles and Jeffrey Archer.

0:25:38 > 0:25:46Jeffrey's latest book of short stories, Tell Tale, is out now.

0:25:46 > 0:25:52Earlier, we asked for your pictures with British music legends.Jane

0:25:52 > 0:25:58from Poole met Des O'Connor.Linda has met Ronnie Wood.David from

0:25:58 > 0:26:03Pontyberem has met Tom after a concert in Cardiff. Louise and the

0:26:03 > 0:26:11late night football mums an 18 night out, bumping into Olly Murs! -- on a

0:26:11 > 0:26:17team night out.This is Keith with Tom in HMV last week. Lovely. That's

0:26:17 > 0:26:23nearly it for tonight. Thank you for Len.My pleasure.On Monday, Gabby

0:26:23 > 0:26:29Logan will be here to reveal the 12 contenders for Sports Personality of

0:26:29 > 0:26:32the Year.To sing us out into the weekend, Tom Chaplin with his hit

0:26:32 > 0:26:35single, from the album Twelve Tales of Christmas, Under A Million

0:26:35 > 0:26:37Lights!

0:26:37 > 0:26:38# It's easy to think we're screwed

0:26:38 > 0:26:41# Reading the front page news

0:26:41 > 0:26:45# Swimming a sea of deals

0:26:45 > 0:26:49# Ain't gonna sooth our fears

0:26:49 > 0:26:53# Look to the million lights

0:26:53 > 0:26:58# Shimmering satellites

0:26:58 > 0:27:02# Shining in the sky-blue night

0:27:02 > 0:27:08# Ah-ah-ah

0:27:08 > 0:27:12# Ah-ah-ah

0:27:19 > 0:27:21# Oh, so alone when we're faced with the dark

0:27:21 > 0:27:25# Oh, we'll struggle to find the right path

0:27:25 > 0:27:28# So turn your light on

0:27:30 > 0:27:32# Turn your light on

0:27:34 > 0:27:36# Turn your light on

0:27:36 > 0:27:37# Turn your light on

0:27:38 > 0:27:39# Turn your light on

0:27:41 > 0:27:42# Just turn your lights on

0:27:42 > 0:27:43# Turn your light on

0:27:43 > 0:27:44# Turn your light on

0:27:44 > 0:27:50# Turn your light on now

0:27:50 > 0:27:54# We are a million lights

0:27:54 > 0:27:58# Shimmering satellites

0:27:58 > 0:28:01# Tracing the beautiful night

0:28:02 > 0:28:06# Comets and satellites

0:28:06 > 0:28:09# Shining in the sky tonight

0:28:10 > 0:28:14# Ah-ah-ah-ah

0:28:14 > 0:28:18# It's easy to think we're screwed

0:28:18 > 0:28:23# Reading the front page news

0:28:26 > 0:28:31# Oh, so alone when we're faced with the dark

0:28:32 > 0:28:38# Oh, we'll struggle to find the right path

0:28:40 > 0:28:46# Oh, so alone when we're faced with the dark

0:28:48 > 0:28:50# So, turn your light on

0:28:50 > 0:28:53# Turn your light on

0:28:53 > 0:28:54# Just turn your lights on

0:28:54 > 0:28:57# Turn your light on

0:28:57 > 0:28:58# Oh, won't you come on

0:28:58 > 0:29:02# Turn your light on

0:29:02 > 0:29:05# Just turn your lights on

0:29:11 > 0:29:14CHEERING