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:00:15. > :00:16.Hello and welcome to the One Show with Matt Baker.

:00:17. > :00:21.Tonight we're celebrating two sitcom characters from either side

:00:22. > :00:27.Hartley and Louis Lloyd Pack will be telling us what it was like growing

:00:28. > :00:34.up with Roger, who played the immortal Trigger.

:00:35. > :00:44.My name's not Dave, my name's Rodney. I thought it was Dave. It's

:00:45. > :00:44.Rodney. Are you sure? APPLAUSE

:00:45. > :00:47.And we're going to meet one of the friends who made this

:00:48. > :00:52.American sitcom one of my all-time favourite TV shows.

:00:53. > :01:03.I appreciate you getting me the casting. I thought he'd love it. The

:01:04. > :01:07.kids book with the Velvetine rabbit. The rabbit was brown and white. It

:01:08. > :01:16.was either a pink bunny or no bunny at all. Always no bunny at all! We

:01:17. > :01:22.can't believe it because Matthew Perry is on our sofa tonight.

:01:23. > :01:27.Welcome, welcome. Thank you for showing a clip of me in a pink bunny

:01:28. > :01:31.outfit. It's one of our favourites. So we'll talk about your brand-new

:01:32. > :01:35.West End play which sounds absolutely fantastic a bit later on,

:01:36. > :01:40.but we have to talk about this kind of but not really Friends reunion

:01:41. > :01:44.that happened last night. A tribute to James Burrows who directed it and

:01:45. > :01:48.lots of other sitcoms. What happened then? There was a tribute to him and

:01:49. > :01:52.the Friends cast got together to show up to that tribute. But I was

:01:53. > :01:59.here rehearsing my play so I couldn't go. So I did a little taped

:02:00. > :02:04.interview and I introduced them. Very nice. I was a part of it but I

:02:05. > :02:09.couldn't be there because I was rehearsing. Fair enough. Busy man.

:02:10. > :02:13.There was a photograph of lots of stars that turned up there. All your

:02:14. > :02:17.friends from the past. Look, I'm not in that picture! No. No, we are

:02:18. > :02:22.going to try and get a screen grab of that message, but when you see

:02:23. > :02:25.those folk there, does that give a little sparkle and do you think, do

:02:26. > :02:30.you know what, there's life in the old Friends bunch yet? Yes, I love

:02:31. > :02:33.all those guys. There's a chance? Always a possibility. It's talked

:02:34. > :02:39.about a lot. I think the actors would maybe be into doing it. I'm

:02:40. > :02:44.maybe the number one Friends fan. In the world. Really? Maybe. I sort of

:02:45. > :02:51.think it was so good, do we want to mess with it. That's the problem,

:02:52. > :02:57.you see. Because it ended on a very high note. Very high note. So if we

:02:58. > :03:03.made something that was crap. If you are not feeling it... It would ruin

:03:04. > :03:06.the memory of the show. Then there's the argument that you don't know if

:03:07. > :03:15.you don't try it. We've held off quite a while. Then it could be...

:03:16. > :03:18.Gosh, I'm confused, I don't know! We'll Central Park it.

:03:19. > :03:21.From next Monday if you are a landlord who lets a room

:03:22. > :03:23.to an illegal immigrant you could face a heavy fine.

:03:24. > :03:26.Nick Wallis joined immigration officers as they prepared

:03:27. > :03:28.for the change by raiding properties of landlords that they suspect had

:03:29. > :03:38.The authorities have had a tip-off that Mr Might be illegal immigrants

:03:39. > :03:44.living in one of the addresses down this road.

:03:45. > :03:52.Is this as do house? It is, yeah... Look at this wiring. Every room is

:03:53. > :03:56.crammed with beds. You wouldn't expect to see this in a leaf yes

:03:57. > :04:00.suburb in West London. Look at this. It's just a lean-to that's been

:04:01. > :04:08.converted. What are we looking at here? Looks like a Portakabin at the

:04:09. > :04:14.side of the house. The landlord has a lot to answer for. You could

:04:15. > :04:17.fairly describe this as a slum. I wouldn't know from it the outside,

:04:18. > :04:22.but inside, this suburban house is jam packed with tenants. All paying

:04:23. > :04:26.rent, not for a room, but for a bed space. I've been told bay resident

:04:27. > :04:33.there are 70 people living in this property. 70 people. And they are

:04:34. > :04:40.all paying ?70 a week rent. That's ?4,900 a week to the land lor.

:04:41. > :04:44.Unbelievable. The Liang landlord later told us there were no more

:04:45. > :04:49.than 40 people staying and that they pay varying amounts in rent. He also

:04:50. > :04:53.said he'd made improvements to the property since our visit. Today's

:04:54. > :05:00.raid isn't about the landlord or how much his tenants pay, but rather who

:05:01. > :05:08.those tenants are. Immigration... Show me ID. ID? Driving licence.

:05:09. > :05:16.Passport? Where are you fro? You don't have your bus ticket to show

:05:17. > :05:19.me? A failed asylum seekers from Bosnia illegally in the UK. He was

:05:20. > :05:25.still able to find somewhere to rent even though he was not allowed in.

:05:26. > :05:29.Why come to England? Like everybody coming in England. Did the landlord

:05:30. > :05:34.ask you where you were fro? He discuss me where is me from Bosnia

:05:35. > :05:36.OK, blah blah blah, you have to pay the rent, blah blah blah, you will

:05:37. > :05:46.pay the rent and sleep on this. No-one knows for sure how many

:05:47. > :05:49.illegal immigrants are in the UK. And while Marim is arrested, the

:05:50. > :05:57.land lor currently faces no sanctions. But that all changes next

:05:58. > :06:01.week with what's being dubbed the right-to-rent law.

:06:02. > :06:07.All landlords in England will have to check that their tenants have the

:06:08. > :06:12.right to live in the UK otherwise they could be in for a heavy fine.

:06:13. > :06:15.The Law is designed to make it harder for illegal immigrants to

:06:16. > :06:18.stay in the country. Sarah Burton is one of the immigration officers on

:06:19. > :06:22.today's raid. Do you think the new law would have made any difference

:06:23. > :06:28.to him being here? Finding it hard to find accommodation will make it

:06:29. > :06:32.more difficult for them to remain here illegally without coming to our

:06:33. > :06:36.attention. In all, three young people are detained in this raid,

:06:37. > :06:40.including a woman living in an adjoining property. They'll be taken

:06:41. > :06:44.to an immigration holding centre and face being deported to their home

:06:45. > :06:49.countries. No action was taken against any other residents. You

:06:50. > :06:53.know what you are doing, but will the new law transfer a lot of your

:06:54. > :06:56.responsibilities on to landlords? We are asking them to conduct an easy

:06:57. > :07:00.check about their immigration status. We are not asking them to be

:07:01. > :07:04.experts and if they can demonstrate they have made the checks, they

:07:05. > :07:10.won't be fined. The new law has its critics. John Sparks from Crisis

:07:11. > :07:14.fears the right-to-rent law will push more people into homelessness.

:07:15. > :07:18.The purpose of this legislation as I understand it is to stop landlords

:07:19. > :07:21.taking on illegal immigrants. So what is wrong with it? That is the

:07:22. > :07:25.purpose and I have a great deal of sympathy with the need to do that.

:07:26. > :07:28.What is wrong with it and what our concern is, is that this impacts on

:07:29. > :07:33.everybody, not just people who should about be here, it impacts on

:07:34. > :07:36.British citizens. If you are homeless and you are trying to get

:07:37. > :07:41.somewhere to live and someone's asking you for a whole list of very

:07:42. > :07:44.formal documents and you can't get your hands on those immediately,

:07:45. > :07:49.someone else is going to take the tenancy, you are still going to be

:07:50. > :07:54.homeless. The three arrested face an uncertain future, but will the new

:07:55. > :07:55.right-to-rent law be an effective deterrent for them and those who

:07:56. > :08:00.want to stay in Britain illegally? James Brokenshire, the immigration

:08:01. > :08:08.minister is here now. That is an England-only policy, just

:08:09. > :08:12.to be clear. But as we heard, 70 people living in those conditions

:08:13. > :08:15.and many viewers will be wondering, why isn't the landlord being

:08:16. > :08:20.prosecuted as well as the tenants then? They were shocking pictures we

:08:21. > :08:23.saw on that film and there are investigations ongoing with the

:08:24. > :08:27.local authority and other agencies because it's precisely thissish you

:08:28. > :08:30.of rogue landlords that we are also going after. There are other

:08:31. > :08:34.measures that we'll be introducing for the most serious of cases, if

:08:35. > :08:40.you are renting illegally, there is a law going out to create criminal

:08:41. > :08:45.penalties. What kind? Could be imprisonment for up to five years

:08:46. > :08:48.for the most serious of cases if you are renting out to someone without

:08:49. > :08:52.the right to be in this country. It's about making sure you have the

:08:53. > :08:55.right checks but equally, on horrible cases like that, really

:08:56. > :08:59.seeing how we can work together with immigration enforcement, with the

:09:00. > :09:02.local council, to go after the rogue landlords. There are some critics

:09:03. > :09:06.out there who're saying that you are going to try and get landlords to do

:09:07. > :09:11.the work of the Home Office here, James? The checks are very simple,

:09:12. > :09:16.as we have seen on the film. It's not about trying to catch landlords

:09:17. > :09:18.out. In many ways, a lot of landlords are already doing the

:09:19. > :09:23.checks about identifying who they are renting out property to,

:09:24. > :09:25.building on that, looking at simple identification documents like

:09:26. > :09:28.passports, possibly driving licences, plus a letter from the

:09:29. > :09:32.local council or someone along those lines that when you apply for a

:09:33. > :09:36.passport. So it's keeping it really simple but making sure that

:09:37. > :09:39.properties that are being let out are prioritised for people with the

:09:40. > :09:44.right to be in this country rather than without the right to be in this

:09:45. > :09:49.country. Why didn't you show him in a pink bunny suit? ! We were going

:09:50. > :09:54.to, but we thought it might be too much.

:09:55. > :10:00.LAUGHTER It doesn't seem fair. That's a

:10:01. > :10:04.different show! There was a point that Crisis made in that film about

:10:05. > :10:08.the fact that non-illegal immigrants may get caught up in this whole

:10:09. > :10:12.saga, so what would you say about that? We have evaluated this. It

:10:13. > :10:16.started off in the West Midlands. We did a pilot there and there was no

:10:17. > :10:21.indication that homelessness was being caused. Indeed we are focussed

:10:22. > :10:23.on this, we have a panel of experts, including some charities. It's

:10:24. > :10:27.something we are going to continue to focus on as the scheme gets

:10:28. > :10:30.rolled out to England from the 1st February and obviously the simple

:10:31. > :10:37.advice and guidance that's out there on the Government website.

:10:38. > :10:41.Thank you so much. We will get you a pink bunny suit if you want us to! ?

:10:42. > :10:44.Friends Reunited, one of the first social networking sites,

:10:45. > :10:46.which allows you search for people from your past,

:10:47. > :10:51.And while it's concept doesn't seem revolutionary anymore,

:10:52. > :10:59.when it started, it had the power to change peoples' lives.

:11:00. > :11:07.I'm Julie Pankhurst. I'm Steven Pankhurst. I had the idea of this

:11:08. > :11:11.because I wanted to get in touch with an old school friend. The

:11:12. > :11:14.website took off in the space of a couple of months to become one of

:11:15. > :11:19.the top websites in the whole of the country. At its height, there was

:11:20. > :11:23.between 10 million and 15 members, people were getting in touch with

:11:24. > :11:27.old frames which led to marriages and babies being born and then of

:11:28. > :11:33.course, the downside of that is, we got blamed for a lot of divorce.

:11:34. > :11:36.There are other stories about people finding their birth parents and lots

:11:37. > :11:40.of stories of long lost family members getting back together as

:11:41. > :11:45.well. I'm James van Dijk. I grew up in

:11:46. > :11:51.Bedfordshire, I grew up in Bedford. After the family fragmented, I went

:11:52. > :11:55.to live in Devon. I'm Sarah, I knew I was adopted from a very young age.

:11:56. > :11:59.As I grew older, I decided once and for all I was going to really

:12:00. > :12:02.research my birth family history. When you are at school,

:12:03. > :12:05.especialfully a boy's school, you have strong bonds. As you grow up,

:12:06. > :12:11.you get jobs and stuff, you lose track of people and I was in the

:12:12. > :12:14.library one day and I was like, oh, Friends Reunited, I saw a link on

:12:15. > :12:18.the computer and I thought, I want to see what so-and-so is doing and I

:12:19. > :12:23.want to look up my mates. The first year I went on Friends Reunited was

:12:24. > :12:28.2001, I found my half sister Debra and in one of the conversations she

:12:29. > :12:32.said to me, we must find James and I said, who is James and she said,

:12:33. > :12:36.well that is our little brother and I said, I didn't know we had one.

:12:37. > :12:40.The next afternoon I got logged on, got nothing from school friends but

:12:41. > :12:44.then a message from this woman who said, I think we've got the same

:12:45. > :12:48.mother and I was like, she's obviously crackers. Some people

:12:49. > :12:56.think he's my boyfriend and think, who is Sarah going out with now, you

:12:57. > :13:03.know. Jocking aside, if you are looking for some physical

:13:04. > :13:09.characteristic, you won't find it. But we started talking and we ended

:13:10. > :13:15.up brother and sister. You end up with what you didn't bargain for.

:13:16. > :13:20.She's non-returnable! Carol was my best friend. I think we used to walk

:13:21. > :13:25.to school or cycle to school but unfortunately, she was one that I

:13:26. > :13:30.did lose touch with. So when I heard about the Friends Reunited site, I

:13:31. > :13:35.put Carol's name in and then a short time after, I had an e-mail from

:13:36. > :13:39.her. We arranged to meet up in Stamford. I saw somebody walking

:13:40. > :13:44.towards me smiling at me so I got up and, as I walked towards her, she

:13:45. > :13:48.said "Carolyn, my lovely friend" and she kissed and hugged me and that

:13:49. > :13:54.was it, it was just lovely to see her again. She looked really well.

:13:55. > :14:05.She was very ill actually at the time. It was cancer and that was the

:14:06. > :14:08.last time that I ever saw her. Thanks to the Friends Reunited.

:14:09. > :14:14.Without them, I would never have seen her again. It's incredible to

:14:15. > :14:25.think that my daughter, Amber is now 16. After we sold Friends Reunited

:14:26. > :14:28.in 2005, it changed hands. I took it back two years ago and realised

:14:29. > :14:33.recently that we couldn't do much more with it. The Internet is so

:14:34. > :14:40.easy to find people. Friends Reunited isn't needed any more.

:14:41. > :14:51.Years from now, we will be looking for each other from when we were on

:14:52. > :14:54.the BBC. But Matthew, I am sure lots of

:14:55. > :15:00.people get in touch with you. Have you lost touch with anybody and got

:15:01. > :15:04.back in contact with them? Actually, there is somebody in London that I

:15:05. > :15:08.got in contact with, my buddy Chris, who I have known since the third

:15:09. > :15:14.grade. We are now hanging out, which is nice. That is good, because you

:15:15. > :15:20.have lots of time in London. You are here until May the 14th. So it is

:15:21. > :15:24.good to have a friend. You have written this new play, The End Of

:15:25. > :15:32.Longing, about four friends. It is not just friendship, it is about the

:15:33. > :15:37.complexities of friendship. Yeah, it is a play about four people, sort of

:15:38. > :15:45.the Friends generation, people in their 30s and 40s, sort of longing

:15:46. > :15:47.for love and relationships. It is about four pretty broken people,

:15:48. > :15:54.trying to fix themselves in order to find love. You have written lots of

:15:55. > :15:57.things in the past, but this is your debut as a playwright. It is the

:15:58. > :16:02.first thing I have written by myself. I have written with a

:16:03. > :16:05.partner before, TV shows. The odd couple that I am doing in the

:16:06. > :16:10.States, I co-wrote the first episode, but this is the first thing

:16:11. > :16:15.I wrote myself. And how did you fall upon this storyline? I am not sure.

:16:16. > :16:23.I just started writing and then didn't stop. The notes we had said

:16:24. > :16:32.that you wrote it in an extremely short space of time. Like ten hours?

:16:33. > :16:40.Not ten hours. That would have made for a very bad play. It was ten

:16:41. > :16:45.days. But I have been rewriting it for about a year. You have acted in

:16:46. > :16:48.the West End before, but this is the first play you have written. Which

:16:49. > :16:55.of those firsts is the most nerve-wracking? I am very nervous

:16:56. > :16:59.about opening night of this play, because I am starring in it and I

:17:00. > :17:05.wrote it, so I am wearing two hats and I'm very interested in helping

:17:06. > :17:10.people like it. So the first night on for breathe second, our preview

:17:11. > :17:14.night, it is the first time we go in front of an audience and I am

:17:15. > :17:19.nervous about that. But which part of the whole process have you

:17:20. > :17:24.enjoyed most? It has been fun watching the other actors do the

:17:25. > :17:36.words that I wrote. That has been fun, and we have a talented group of

:17:37. > :17:41.people in the play. There is one. You say that you play, not yourself,

:17:42. > :17:46.but an exaggerated version of yourself. Which qualities have you

:17:47. > :17:52.taken from you and put into the play? Well, I play a drunk in the

:17:53. > :17:58.play. And it has been well documented that I have had my issues

:17:59. > :18:03.in the past. But it is a different type of drunk. And it is an

:18:04. > :18:15.exaggerated form of myself. It is not autobiographical. There I am.

:18:16. > :18:23.Look how good a time I am having. And what do you hope people take

:18:24. > :18:27.from all of this? Display came from somewhere, you have put it on, you

:18:28. > :18:32.want people to see it in London. It sounds cliched, but I hope people

:18:33. > :18:39.laugh and cry at the play. There are some poignant moments in it and

:18:40. > :18:42.funny moments, and I hope they have a range of emotions and leave the

:18:43. > :18:46.theatre talking about it. Is it one of those where you will not know

:18:47. > :18:50.whether to laugh or not because of the tragedy within it? Well,

:18:51. > :18:56.hopefully, you will know when to laugh. And hopefully, you will know

:18:57. > :19:02.when to cry. Well, it is on from February the 2nd. And you are going

:19:03. > :19:09.to hang out with your mate in London. We are going to have fun. I

:19:10. > :19:14.am going to go on the London Eye. Let me tell you, London dungeon.

:19:15. > :19:22.That is where to go. That sounds very naughty. I don't work for them,

:19:23. > :19:28.but it is a good day out. Quite scary. It is not the dungeon you

:19:29. > :19:34.think it is. On the other hand, butterfly world, just outside the

:19:35. > :19:39.M25, is worth a visit. The End Of Longing opens on the second at the

:19:40. > :19:46.Playhouse Theatre in London. What did you think when you walked into

:19:47. > :19:53.it? I thought it was big. And I guess you have not moved in yet? No,

:19:54. > :19:57.we moved in on Saturday. We wish you all the best.

:19:58. > :19:59.Now, to my, we will be introducing Mathew Tait Only Fools And Horses

:20:00. > :20:03.and the character Trigger, played by Roger Lloyd Pack. But now let's

:20:04. > :20:07.introduce you to his sons, with memories of growing up with their

:20:08. > :20:13.dad. Hi, I am heartily Lloyd Pack. I am

:20:14. > :20:17.Louis. Our dad was Roger Lloyd Pack, best known for his role as

:20:18. > :20:27.triggering Only Fools And Horses. Nice and cool, you know what I mean?

:20:28. > :20:38.The vigour of deadly. In the great wind, there was just when. Trigger

:20:39. > :20:41.was a lovable buffoon. But there was definitely more Trigger in him, not

:20:42. > :20:46.in terms of being stupid, he was really bright, but he could be in

:20:47. > :20:49.his own world at times. That was very gentle and open-minded. He had

:20:50. > :20:55.his complexities as well, which I guess everyone has. Dad went to

:20:56. > :21:04.boarding school. I think he had quite a bad time there. He hated

:21:05. > :21:07.getting sent away. I always had the feeling my dad was happiest when

:21:08. > :21:11.playing the piano. If he was stressed or angry, it felt like a

:21:12. > :21:15.release for my dad to be at the piano, singing a song. My dad was

:21:16. > :21:19.always healthy and looked after himself, so it came out of the blue

:21:20. > :21:25.when he suddenly fell ill. It was a shock to us all but we knew that

:21:26. > :21:31.pancreatic cancer did not have great survival rates. So it was bleak from

:21:32. > :21:36.the start. He put a brave face on it. You would not have guessed he

:21:37. > :21:42.was arranging his own funeral, he was bubbling with life. Following on

:21:43. > :21:46.from the musical performances at my dad's funeral, me and my mum decided

:21:47. > :21:50.to make an album as a tribute to my dad, using our lyrics. It felt

:21:51. > :21:55.helpful to write my feelings down and talk about my memories of my

:21:56. > :21:59.dad. So we created an album called 16 sunsets. It will be a fundraiser

:22:00. > :22:02.for pancreatic cancer. There is a track on the album called Tottenham

:22:03. > :22:10.about the memories of going to the games with him. White Hart Lane,

:22:11. > :22:17.settled in blue seats. Our dad was a massive Tottenham fan. We would get

:22:18. > :22:23.the junior Spurs magazine and we used to read the player interviews.

:22:24. > :22:26.There were questions like, what is your pre-match meal? What is your

:22:27. > :22:32.favourite TV programme? And one of them was Only Fools And Horses. At

:22:33. > :22:39.the time, he was the club captain of Spurs. He was a club legend. I

:22:40. > :22:42.remember signing autographs and seeing you coming up, and looking up

:22:43. > :22:49.and seeing Trigger, Roger. It was amazing. Why do you call me Dave? My

:22:50. > :22:57.name is not Dave, my name is Rodney. I thought it was Dave. It is Rodney.

:22:58. > :23:02.Are you sure? Positive. Roger really brought that character to life. His

:23:03. > :23:08.timing, expressions, talent. Well, you live and learn. Meeting him, you

:23:09. > :23:11.expect to meet Trigger, because that was how you saw Roger. Of course, in

:23:12. > :23:18.reality, Roger himself loved the theatre. The work on Shakespeare,

:23:19. > :23:23.that was where his enjoyment came from. We became friends. We spent so

:23:24. > :23:27.much time together, talking about mainly Tottenham. He had a real

:23:28. > :23:33.passion for the club. He came on the pitch a few times I didn't he? You

:23:34. > :23:45.would have people around you, shouting, Trigger! Very surreal.

:23:46. > :23:49.That was when we went to LA, to visit our sister in the Lee. My dad

:23:50. > :23:55.was originally married to a lady named Sheila, and then they had a

:23:56. > :24:03.daughter called Gemili Lloyd -- Emily Lloyd. She is an actor. She

:24:04. > :24:10.was like the supercool older sister. She had a huge python snake in her

:24:11. > :24:15.flat. It was like a big road trip. We started off in a league and then

:24:16. > :24:20.went through California, all the way to Las Vegas. And we were driving

:24:21. > :24:25.through death Valley, and then our dad decided to crack an egg on the

:24:26. > :24:30.bonnet of a car to see if it fried. He loved to do those kind of boyish

:24:31. > :24:33.pranks. That was his outlook on life, to remain young and never lose

:24:34. > :24:50.that inner child, I guess. Thank you, boys, a touching film.

:24:51. > :25:05.Make the most of life while you have got it. I disagree. Go on! Just

:25:06. > :25:09.kidding. Bizarre! Anyway, Only Fools And Horses was an incredible sitcom

:25:10. > :25:15.for us in the UK. What did you watch? Are used to watch a show

:25:16. > :25:19.called happy days. I used to love that. Who was your favourite

:25:20. > :25:27.character? The funds. He has been here many times. He is a great guy.

:25:28. > :25:36.We are going to play some table tennis. I want to talk about your

:25:37. > :25:41.dad first. Oh, sorry! My dad is an actor, yes. He is probably the

:25:42. > :25:44.reason I am an actor. We did a film together called fools Rush in, where

:25:45. > :25:49.he played my dad. He was most famous for being the old spice Guy, so he

:25:50. > :25:53.was a very handsome man. He used to be a model. He was a model and a

:25:54. > :25:59.singer and an actor. Did you like working with him? Yes, he was

:26:00. > :26:06.hilarious. He is coming to the opening night. 2nd of February. Now,

:26:07. > :26:10.what were you going to say? We are going to play something pop. We have

:26:11. > :26:16.it on good authority that you really enjoy this. I do enjoy playing table

:26:17. > :26:22.tennis. We know this, because a couple of years ago, Michael Sheen

:26:23. > :26:31.came on the show. And he said so. I played table tennis with Chandler

:26:32. > :26:36.from Friends. How showbiz is that? Who won? He beat me, but he has a

:26:37. > :26:46.robot at home, a machine that plays table tennis with him. I do have a

:26:47. > :26:53.machine. My goodness! Well, you also have a machine here. It is me. Well,

:26:54. > :27:03.it was going to be Matt, but Matt had a sheep related injury over the

:27:04. > :27:08.weekend. That begs questions! Well, I was doing some pre-lambing

:27:09. > :27:12.checks... Anyway. It is a long story. I have some questions here.

:27:13. > :27:19.Shall we play while you ask questions? If that is all right. Off

:27:20. > :27:26.we go. Who is the most influential person in your career? Woody Allen.

:27:27. > :27:32.Why? He is a wonderful writer and director and I love his movies. Do

:27:33. > :27:39.you give money to beggars? Do I give money to Vegas? Beggars. People

:27:40. > :27:44.asking for money on the street. Oh, yes! Is it true that the writers of

:27:45. > :27:48.Friends make sure each character have the same number of jokes using

:27:49. > :27:54.a pie chart? They did have a pie chart. Where was it? In the writers'

:27:55. > :27:59.room. What was the last you read? It was this psychopath test. How would

:28:00. > :28:04.you rate that? It was a great book by Jon Ronson. What is the

:28:05. > :28:12.accomplishment that you are most proud of? Other than this ping-pong

:28:13. > :28:18.game? Apart from this. Probably being involved in Friends. On that

:28:19. > :28:24.note, is it true that Chandler was originally going to be gay? That is

:28:25. > :28:27.not true. I am glad, because I loved him and moniker together. Michael

:28:28. > :28:36.Keaton is one of your acting heroes. Can you do an impression of him? I

:28:37. > :28:42.can. This is him doing just about anything. And that is all we have

:28:43. > :28:46.time for tonight. Don't forget that Matthew's played, The End Of

:28:47. > :28:49.Longing, opens on the 2nd of February at the Playhouse Theatre in

:28:50. > :28:57.London. If you are celibate in Burns Night tonight, have a great time.

:28:58. > :29:00.That was a great game. You were a good player. Tomorrow, we are joined

:29:01. > :29:02.by Hyacinth "Bouquet" herself, Patricia Routledge. See you then.

:29:03. > :29:04.Good night!