:00:31. > :00:36.# One Show beyond... #
:00:37. > :00:44.CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. Hello and welcome to the One Show
:00:45. > :00:48.with Matt Baker And Alex Jones. Those are the Nutty Boys themselves.
:00:49. > :00:56.The brilliant Madness will be performing their new single for us
:00:57. > :01:00.later on. Rowdy audience. Tonight promises even more craziness. Big
:01:01. > :01:06.Dan Snow is in to tell us about his dangerous hunt for gold. It's the
:01:07. > :01:12.bake off fine Al tonight. So we will make some brilliant bakers who
:01:13. > :01:15.create buildings out of cake. Nice. Our guests also have a streak of
:01:16. > :01:20.silliness about them. One has recently shared a stage with a rogue
:01:21. > :01:24.lobster and a giant inflatable sausage. That must be. The other
:01:25. > :01:31.describes herself as Angelina Jolie stuffed into the body Kylie Minogue
:01:32. > :01:43.with a Scottish accent. It's Harry Hill. And Susan Calman. I love this
:01:44. > :01:51.crowd. Thank you for bringing them. We have Madness, cakes, gold, what
:01:52. > :01:59.takes your fancy? The cakings. Yeah. Cakes are lovely. Madness. You love
:02:00. > :02:07.a bit of Madness. I like that coat he's wearing, it's a lovely Mac.
:02:08. > :02:12.With a was the other one? We are talking about Bake Off, you are a
:02:13. > :02:17.massive fan of Strictly, apparently every single BBC programme you go on
:02:18. > :02:24.you try to drop massive hits. Tonight is the night. I practice the
:02:25. > :02:29.Rumba in my kitchen. It's the toughest. With someone with legs of
:02:30. > :02:35.my size it's difficult, have you to extend. I can't extend very far.
:02:36. > :02:40.Very much so. I love Strictly. It's aened woerful show. It's the dream.
:02:41. > :02:44.With a bit of training. You would go On. Oh, yes. I'm sure that's
:02:45. > :02:50.possible. Do you think that's possible. I have the dance within
:02:51. > :02:56.me. It just doesn't want to,out. One day she'll be out. We have a kitchen
:02:57. > :03:04.setup tonight maybe we can have a little Rumba later. Matthew, that's
:03:05. > :03:06.not like you, is it! Turning into the best Wednesday night I've EVER
:03:07. > :03:14.had! Most of us forget something
:03:15. > :03:17.important at one time or another, but imagine living with a condition
:03:18. > :03:20.that completely erases your memory. Wendy Robbins has met
:03:21. > :03:22.Christina, who may have no memory of her old life,
:03:23. > :03:33.but is about to embark In 2004, 17-year-old Christina corps
:03:34. > :03:37.was involved in a serious car accident. The driver was killed out
:03:38. > :03:43.right and Christina was left fighting for her life. There was a
:03:44. > :03:47.police car at the door and he told me, "you're daughter's been in a
:03:48. > :03:51.very serious car crash. She might not make it." She's in a coma. She
:03:52. > :03:55.will be in and out of incontinuesive care. She will have no quality of
:03:56. > :04:01.life. Can we ask your permission not to treat her and let her die?" She
:04:02. > :04:09.suffered a significant brain injury and her prospects were bleak her
:04:10. > :04:16.family refused to give up. After agonising weeks she awoke from her
:04:17. > :04:21.coma. I haven't really got any memories of coming round and stuff.
:04:22. > :04:27.They used to put signs above my bed saying, "you're not in a dream".
:04:28. > :04:32.Obviously, I just could not realise that I wasn't dreaming. It didn't
:04:33. > :04:35.feel real. It soon became clear Christina had not only lost her
:04:36. > :04:43.memory of the accident, but of all the years before. I could not walk,
:04:44. > :04:47.I could not talk. 17 years of my life, completely gone. I think
:04:48. > :04:52.there's part of you that's in denial. You think - well, maybe
:04:53. > :04:56.it'll come back. It was a gradual acceptance, really. Christina spent
:04:57. > :05:04.18 months in hospital learning to walk and talk again. Christina has
:05:05. > :05:10.memory problems which are quite hard to understand in layman's terms, she
:05:11. > :05:17.has no visual memory. Christina's brain injury meant she could no
:05:18. > :05:20.longer access her memory which retains information on past events.
:05:21. > :05:24.We would show her photographs and took her back to all the places she
:05:25. > :05:28.had been to trigger memories. It took a while to realise that the
:05:29. > :05:34.visual memory bit wassen going to happen. Despite living with an
:05:35. > :05:37.impaired memory, Christina now lives independently with a little help
:05:38. > :05:42.from her carers and visual prompts around the house. I'm trying it get
:05:43. > :05:47.a sense of what you can remember on a day-to-day basis. Tomorrow, will
:05:48. > :05:55.you remember having met me today? I will know I did, but if I saw you in
:05:56. > :06:02.the street, I would think, I think I know that face. Where from?
:06:03. > :06:07.Christina's new found independence led her to looking for love. My
:06:08. > :06:11.friends told me about a dating agency for the disableded in the
:06:12. > :06:16.area. I thought I love my men, let's try it. Went to the Hallowe'en
:06:17. > :06:24.disco. Saw Joe and I thought - I want We both understand him. Each
:06:25. > :06:29.other. Christina never judges me as she progressed. I understand how
:06:30. > :06:35.brain injury affects her. When she forgets stuff, I do, like, point
:06:36. > :06:39.some pictures to her and I say - oh, look, Christina this is a time where
:06:40. > :06:45.we saw those lovely sights, do you remember? Joe decided it was time to
:06:46. > :06:51.take the next step. The moment when Joe proposed to me was amazing. It's
:06:52. > :06:56.one of life's special moments, tragedy turned into a wonderful
:06:57. > :07:00.thing. It is's now 10 weeks before the big day and Christina is about
:07:01. > :07:05.to have her third and fine Al dress fitting. Exciting, you are about to
:07:06. > :07:11.try on your wedding dress, how are you feeling? All right, except I
:07:12. > :07:17.don't, it's weird. It feels like it's the first time for me. Which is
:07:18. > :07:21.exciting, but, a bit upsetting because I know it's not the first
:07:22. > :07:34.time. Can you remember what the wedding dress looks like To be
:07:35. > :07:39.honest with you, no. Oh, wow. What do you feel, looking at that dress?
:07:40. > :07:47.I'm getting married! What are you most looking forward to about the
:07:48. > :07:50.wedding day? Walking up the aisle. You know, I thought I would never
:07:51. > :07:55.walk, now walking up a wedding aisle. How much do you think you
:07:56. > :08:00.will remember about the wedding day itself? I don't know because with my
:08:01. > :08:08.memory I don't ever know what I'm going to remember. Ah. Christina is
:08:09. > :08:13.here with all her family and Joe. We will find out how the big day went a
:08:14. > :08:18.little bit later on. It's a great film coming up. It really is. Yeah.
:08:19. > :08:22.You got married last year? I did, which was lovely. Good. We
:08:23. > :08:26.understand was there a disagreement about what to put on the wedding
:08:27. > :08:32.list with your mum? I wanted to put a mattress on. Which is fair enough.
:08:33. > :08:36.We needed a mattress. My mum said, they will judge you on your wedding
:08:37. > :08:41.list. You need nicer things on your wedding list. So I put on things
:08:42. > :08:47.like mustard spoons. I don't like mustard. Exactly. You put them on so
:08:48. > :08:52.people could... It was Sandy who bought them for me. Never used them.
:08:53. > :08:59.Had to buy our own mattress, very disappointing. It's funny you say
:09:00. > :09:02.mattress. Harry, in your social media you have an obsession That was
:09:03. > :09:07.supposed to be a secret. It's out there. It's public. I collect
:09:08. > :09:14.photographs of discarded mattresses. Why? Why? It is seems that
:09:15. > :09:18.mattresses... That's a good one. There is a lot going on there. Two
:09:19. > :09:25.there and a third one peeking around the corner. I don't know why I tart
:09:26. > :09:28.started it. It seems impossible to get rid of a mattress. People resort
:09:29. > :09:39.to throwing them out into the street. These mattresses were where
:09:40. > :09:43.dreams were once made. Wow. Yeah. They are discarded the street like
:09:44. > :09:47.that. We can give the old ones to Susan. Happy. I need a new one
:09:48. > :09:53.again. If anyone has any lying about. There are plenty in Lambeth.
:09:54. > :10:00.Harry, let's talk about Tea Time, this new show on Sky 1. It started.
:10:01. > :10:05.The first episode you had Paul Hollywood? From the Bake off, he was
:10:06. > :10:12.my guest. I taught him how to cook a non-baking cake. Showed him how to
:10:13. > :10:18.carve a kebab into the shape of George Michael. He was learning so
:10:19. > :10:24.new skills. Very much learning new skills. This is a cooking show
:10:25. > :10:28.with... With a twist. That was my version. Paul surprised us all by
:10:29. > :10:35.turning it... This was made from cake bars and mushed up biscuits in
:10:36. > :10:45.a trilby, sealed with chocolate spread. That wasn't supposed to
:10:46. > :10:50.happen. We didn't bother trying to do the recipes before hand. It was a
:10:51. > :10:55.surprise to us. You have these characters as well. Egg Wallace, we
:10:56. > :11:02.particularly like There he is him. . Like Greg Wallace, he is an egg. And
:11:03. > :11:13.Trevor-modo. A hunchback assistant who lives in the ceiling. My wife
:11:14. > :11:17.described it as kind of Saturday morning kitchen meets Tizwaz. There
:11:18. > :11:21.is a lot of mess and silliness. That is a good description. There is
:11:22. > :11:27.music. We will enjoy a musical moment. Here you are with Gok Wan
:11:28. > :11:31.singing a song about hiding paperwork in biscuits.
:11:32. > :11:36.# Got important documents and don't want to risk it
:11:37. > :11:56.# Hide them inside a popular biscuit # Semi precious document that people
:11:57. > :12:10.Brilliant. Gok was going with it. He did have this... I don't know, air
:12:11. > :12:13.of confusion on his face. We didn't show them the script before hand.
:12:14. > :12:18.Obviously, it's the first series. They have nothing to base their...
:12:19. > :12:26.Does anybody learn how to cook? How dare you! What are you suggesting?
:12:27. > :12:30.No. Do you have a formula for your craziness. Where does it come from.
:12:31. > :12:36.Do you put one extreme together and put them together. How do you come
:12:37. > :12:40.up with it? I've been doing it for so long. I develop this part of my
:12:41. > :12:43.brain that comes up with these ideas, I suppose. You just think -
:12:44. > :12:48.what's the last thing you would expect to happen. Oh, well, maybe
:12:49. > :12:55.put your tax-disc inside a wagon wheel. If you think like that. We
:12:56. > :13:02.have a roast chicken, roast chicken Tom Jones. A roast chicken decorated
:13:03. > :13:09.with mash potato to look like Tom Jones. Why not. Has he sold it to
:13:10. > :13:15.you, Susan? Absolutely. If there is any form of... If you don't get on
:13:16. > :13:18.Strictly! Any food made into something else, absolutely I think
:13:19. > :13:25.that's a marvellous idea. Why not. If you want to see chicken Tomorrow
:13:26. > :13:30.Jones or Gok Wan singing Harry Hill Tea Time is on this Sunday, 6.00pm,
:13:31. > :13:33.Sky 1. While Harry is on the quest
:13:34. > :13:36.for comedy gold, our Dan He'll join us in a moment to tell us
:13:37. > :13:41.all about his gruelling 600 mile expedition searching for treasure
:13:42. > :13:42.in northern Canada. But maybe he should have been
:13:43. > :13:53.looking a little closer to home? In the late 19th Century cold gold
:13:54. > :13:59.was discovered in north-west Canada. The rush was on to find more of it.
:14:00. > :14:05.Brits packed up their kit bags and shovels and went there in their
:14:06. > :14:09.thousands. I just got back from there myself where I navigated the
:14:10. > :14:17.dangerous journey with little more kit than they had. That was an
:14:18. > :14:26.experience. Many of the men who got Yukon gold fever were from here in
:14:27. > :14:31.Scotland. Including William Scott. Robert is his cousin, many times
:14:32. > :14:35.removed. Good to see you. What do you know about this ancestor? He was
:14:36. > :14:41.a miner and I have knew he was from Ayrshire and he went to Canada. He
:14:42. > :14:46.might have mined gold, but unsure. If he did strike gold, he didn't
:14:47. > :14:54.send it home? No. Certainly not had any gold. Professor Harper can tell
:14:55. > :15:00.him more about The Gold Rush. Can we learn about his ancestry. When there
:15:01. > :15:09.was a gold disvsh cover ril the Scots pricked up their ears line
:15:10. > :15:16.like anyone else. They went to California, Australia. In the course
:15:17. > :15:20.of the 19th Century 2 million Scots emgrates grate. There were Scots
:15:21. > :15:25.sending home information, writing letters and coming back on visits he
:15:26. > :15:30.would have known about it. A crack team of One Show researchers have
:15:31. > :15:34.been on the case. We found out interesting information. We have it
:15:35. > :15:42.here. We have a picture of him. Really? Are you ready? There it is.
:15:43. > :15:51.Wow. That is a fine moustache. Yes. We worked out that heaval was in the
:15:52. > :15:55.Yukon in 18 96 when gold was struck. He made, well, a lot of money. There
:15:56. > :16:03.was a newspaper article here. Check this. Read that out. Great yellow
:16:04. > :16:09.nuggets which represent a fortune which would ensure the sturdy miner
:16:10. > :16:13.many years of comfort and pleasure. He found buckets of gold. He helped
:16:14. > :16:20.to kick off the last great goldrush in history.
:16:21. > :16:27.Gobsmacked, I didn't know any of this. His prospecting went from
:16:28. > :16:33.strength to strength, he made himself a fortune. But in 1918 his
:16:34. > :16:40.luck ran out and he lost his life in a shipwreck. His wealth stayed in
:16:41. > :16:43.the US, with his American wife. It now turns out William may not have
:16:44. > :16:53.needed to travel halfway around the world to find his fortune. Recently
:16:54. > :16:57.gold was found here in Ayrshire. Geologist Gavin believes there may
:16:58. > :17:02.be up to ?1 billion worth of the stuff. He's trying to locate the
:17:03. > :17:12.most lucrative deposits. There's gold in them hills, Robbie! There
:17:13. > :17:22.are some courts in there but no gold. This is granite. That's quite
:17:23. > :17:26.interesting but no gold. I can see how this turns into an obsession. I
:17:27. > :17:38.love it, I would love to do this for a living. What about this, Gavin? Oh
:17:39. > :17:42.my goodness. He's got some pyrite. What we found in this area is that
:17:43. > :17:49.the gold is contained within the pyrite. You found your first bit of
:17:50. > :17:55.gold! You should keep that. I can't believe it, well done Robbie! You've
:17:56. > :17:58.got the gift! It's amazing to think William left his home here and went
:17:59. > :18:02.in northern Canada to make his fortune looking for gold, when in
:18:03. > :18:07.fact all the time there might well have been millions of pounds worth
:18:08. > :18:15.of gold right beneath his feet. There's gold at the end of the
:18:16. > :18:20.rainbow! There you are, you heard it here first. Gold in the Scottish
:18:21. > :18:24.hills. If there's gold in Ayrshire I'm not sure why I'm sitting here! I
:18:25. > :18:29.hadn't heard that actually that there might be gold... I'm going
:18:30. > :18:41.straight up there after this! We should get a minibus! How much gold
:18:42. > :18:46.was in that pyrite? We've found 0.02 pence worth of gold. It adds to the
:18:47. > :18:55.gold that is already in existence. This is fascinating. How much gold
:18:56. > :19:00.is in existence? In existence there are 171,000 tonnes of gold. If you
:19:01. > :19:08.put that in one massive block, a tube like that table, about ten
:19:09. > :19:21.metres cubed. That's all the gold in the entire world that's ever been
:19:22. > :19:30.found. Ten metres cubed. Never doubt Dan! I think it's a bit more than
:19:31. > :19:36.that, Dan. LAUGHTER And there's more gold in outer space. We heard quite
:19:37. > :19:39.a lot about why people make this treacherous journey and why the
:19:40. > :19:46.stampede but was it worth it for the majority? It wasn't. Look at the
:19:47. > :19:52.conditions they faced, hauling their supplies. It's a nightmare. Most of
:19:53. > :19:59.them didn't make it, they either gave up, abandoned it, died of
:20:00. > :20:06.starvation or exposure. A tiny percentage managed to get lucky.
:20:07. > :20:14.This is not Scotland, right? LAUGHTER Look at some of this to
:20:15. > :20:19.rain. 600 mile expedition that you went on for this series. The stuff
:20:20. > :20:24.you had to content with... We went there from the coast of Alaska into
:20:25. > :20:32.Canada, down the Yukon River and we ended up in a Klondike Gold field.
:20:33. > :20:39.We walked and swam across rivers. It was very, very cold. It's very
:20:40. > :20:45.Baywatch, Dan Snow! Did they not get you a vest or something? It was very
:20:46. > :20:52.chilly. There weren't any established trails. We wanted to
:20:53. > :20:55.re-enact it and go through some of the experience they did. They made
:20:56. > :21:00.their own boats, they went down these rapids. I'm sideways on this
:21:01. > :21:06.river, you're not really meant to be sideways and you'll see what
:21:07. > :21:16.happens. We got a sense of what it was like for those prospectors. Dear
:21:17. > :21:24.me, Dan! Wow. The series is called gold rush. What happened to your
:21:25. > :21:33.nose? Where I fell over, it's a bit of a mystery but I managed to smash
:21:34. > :21:39.my nose. It was unpleasant. LAUGHTER Did you find more gold there than
:21:40. > :21:46.you did in Susan's neck of the woods? Not in my house, obviously!
:21:47. > :21:57.We did find some gold at the end of the expedition... In H Samuel and
:21:58. > :22:04.Bromley high Street! LAUGHTER We've got an early Christmas present for
:22:05. > :22:11.you, if you gold coins! Feel free to open them now. Operation Gold Rush
:22:12. > :22:23.is starts on Sunday at 9pm on BBC Two. Ten metres by ten metres. You
:22:24. > :22:28.open it and it's a chocolate cube! LAUGHTER Have you ever told someone
:22:29. > :22:35.your coffee was takeaway in order to save money or taken a plastic bag
:22:36. > :22:39.without paying 5p? Never! These are called micro crimes and apparently
:22:40. > :22:46.74% of us have committed one. Will anyone own up to our Helen? Let me
:22:47. > :22:54.ask you, have you ever committed a crime? LAUGHTER No. Would you put
:22:55. > :23:01.yourself down as a criminal? I wouldn't. Are you a criminal? Not
:23:02. > :23:08.that I'm aware of. Have you ever paid anyone in cash? Yes. It's wrong
:23:09. > :23:15.to pay someone in cash... You know they're not paying tax. You don't
:23:16. > :23:20.know that, do you? I've got to have a few perks, especially when they
:23:21. > :23:26.work for themselves! Have you ever not paid for a bike in a
:23:27. > :23:30.supermarket? Of course! Have you ever downloaded something you
:23:31. > :23:38.haven't paid for? I have. You're a micro criminal! I would be lying if
:23:39. > :23:42.I told you I've never eaten a few grapes as they went through the
:23:43. > :23:54.supermarket checkout. We're all human. Sometimes I put something in
:23:55. > :24:01.there and not paid for it, and consciously! When I've got time I've
:24:02. > :24:12.realised, oh my god, I've never paid for that! Don't worry, you've only
:24:13. > :24:19.told me, not the nation! Own up, micro crimes? Anybody? I have a
:24:20. > :24:24.fleece at home that is virtually identical to the one the staff in
:24:25. > :24:33.Debenhams where. Sometimes I go to Debenhams and give out advice to
:24:34. > :24:40.customers. LAUGHTER I give aisle for a discount on leather plaited
:24:41. > :24:46.sandals. As an ex-lawyer, I feel guilt. I once took too many marmites
:24:47. > :24:50.from the breakfast reception of the Hotel and I put them back. I took
:24:51. > :24:55.them and I thought, I can't do this and I put them back. The guilt is
:24:56. > :25:02.too much. I wouldn't be able to sleep. Obviously Harry we've talked
:25:03. > :25:06.in the past that you were a doctor beforehand. You were a lawyer, when
:25:07. > :25:09.you had but career change, they were starting out in the world of comedy,
:25:10. > :25:19.did you ever struggle with living off the earnings and that
:25:20. > :25:22.difference? Yes. LAUGHTER Looking back at the lack of tension or sick
:25:23. > :25:35.pay, in my first year as a comedian I went ?250. It was a lot of money
:25:36. > :25:42.back then! LAUGHTER In the 1920s! I was doing something which I'd always
:25:43. > :25:45.wanted to do. It made to huge difference, I and a lot of money as
:25:46. > :25:52.a lawyer but all I ever wanted to do was be a comedian. So you put up
:25:53. > :25:56.with it. Did you feel the same? I was a junior doctor so I was an
:25:57. > :26:03.terrible pay. I think I was an ?800 a month as a junior doctor. And I
:26:04. > :26:10.remember that first time I got paid for a gig. A lot of time you do five
:26:11. > :26:16.minutes here or there for nothing. I did a gig in Greenwich and Malcolm
:26:17. > :26:21.gave me a wad of notes. I was driving back to Southampton Hospital
:26:22. > :26:26.where I was a locum. Because I was able to earn money part-time. I
:26:27. > :26:34.counted the money, 60 quid, it was fantastic. I got a cheque for ?10
:26:35. > :26:39.for my first-ever paid gig and the promoter signed it in pencil so I
:26:40. > :26:45.couldn't cash it! LAUGHTER I've got it framed on my wall that the first
:26:46. > :26:52.gig I got paid for I still didn't get paid for. You've got eight for
:26:53. > :26:57.now, The Calman Before The Storm. Fantastic name. It's all about what
:26:58. > :27:02.people, journalists and critics have said about you, over your time as a
:27:03. > :27:08.comedian. And some of the misconceptions. It's been ten years,
:27:09. > :27:12.this is my tenth anniversary of giving up my job as a lawyer. It's
:27:13. > :27:19.been a lovely ten years. It starts at the Soho Theatre on the 8th of
:27:20. > :27:23.November. I do a lot of Radio 4. So people assume I'm going to be this
:27:24. > :27:31.fancy radio for comic who reads lots of intelligent books. Actually I
:27:32. > :27:36.love playing the PlayStation and watching Buffy! It's about the
:27:37. > :27:43.preconceptions people have about me, and challenging them. Are your
:27:44. > :27:46.parents still banned? Yes they are. They are watching this tonight,
:27:47. > :27:56.though. Because I had to tell them I was on it. Here's a clip from you on
:27:57. > :28:00.stage! LAUGHTER At the end of the dancing display I said to my mum,
:28:01. > :28:05.what do you think of Mike dancing? My mum said you're a smashing wee
:28:06. > :28:11.dancer. They've asked you not to go back. For Christmas my dad got me a
:28:12. > :28:16.lifetime membership to the National Trust for Scotland. It's great. I
:28:17. > :28:21.wanted a PlayStation for but will have a discussion about that when he
:28:22. > :28:32.needs long-term care in the future! APPLAUSE
:28:33. > :28:39.Well, that's good, I hope you're enjoying this at home mum and dad!
:28:40. > :28:47.That's a little joke, dad, I love the National Trust really! LAUGHTER
:28:48. > :28:53.Have you discouraged anyone from being in the audience, Harry? I
:28:54. > :28:57.changed my name to avoid family and friends coming but also patients. I
:28:58. > :29:02.didn't want anyone seeing me during the day and then it might be a
:29:03. > :29:08.slightly embarrassing position if they saw me on stage. LAUGHTER We
:29:09. > :29:11.heard when you were a junior doctor, in school your friends always
:29:12. > :29:16.thought you'd end up as a comedian but not so much for you, Susan. I
:29:17. > :29:20.went to my school reunion two years ago and one of my schoolmates came
:29:21. > :29:23.up to me and with complete astonishment said, I don't
:29:24. > :29:28.understand, you went funny in-school! Which was a lovely thing
:29:29. > :29:34.to hear! I wasn't like a class clown or anything like that I date thing.
:29:35. > :29:38.We've got a lovely picture of Harry as a youngster. Have we still got
:29:39. > :29:47.that? There we are! Harry Hill! LAUGHTER
:29:48. > :29:59.Look at you! There's one for mum and dad. What are you holding?! That is
:30:00. > :30:05.a kitten and my mother has clearly cupped my fringe! I'm holding a
:30:06. > :30:12.kitten and she's stuck a bowl on my head. That has soul was called a
:30:13. > :30:13.page boy. Susan's tour The Calman Before The Storm starts on the 8th
:30:14. > :30:18.of November in London. Earlier we heard about Christina,
:30:19. > :30:20.who suffered a serious car She miraculously survived,
:30:21. > :30:23.but her memory was badly damaged. When we left her she was getting
:30:24. > :30:26.ready for her wedding day. Wendy has returned to
:30:27. > :30:37.find out how it went. After a serious car accident, 12
:30:38. > :30:42.years ago, Christina's brain injury left her struggling with severe
:30:43. > :30:48.memory loss. I used to wake up and I used to think - am I healed today?
:30:49. > :30:53.It never dawned on me that I was never going to get back. Today,
:30:54. > :30:57.she's getting married, but despite it being the biggest day of her
:30:58. > :31:03.life, there are parts of it she may well forget. I've waited so long for
:31:04. > :31:08.it. Like, since the accident I was like - I'm never going to get
:31:09. > :31:12.married, meet a fella. 12 years on, I'm getting married. This is
:31:13. > :31:15.something in our wildest dreams we never thought of. This is another
:31:16. > :31:21.step forward. It's absolutely terrific. I'm so proud.
:31:22. > :31:25.# It's a a beautiful night # We're looking for something dumb
:31:26. > :31:31.to do... # I Christina take you, Joe, to be my
:31:32. > :31:36.husband in sickness and in health. From this day forward. I therefore
:31:37. > :31:41.pro claim that they are husband and wife.
:31:42. > :31:52.You may now kiss the bride. APPLAUSE.
:31:53. > :31:59.It's now two weeks since her wedding and I'm going to back to visit
:32:00. > :32:03.Christina to CCTV what she does remember of her big day. How does it
:32:04. > :32:10.feel to be finally married? I mazing. Do you remember who sat with
:32:11. > :32:19.you on the coach and horses when you were going to church? -- see. Um...
:32:20. > :32:26.I think the bridesmaids. The one memory I have got, that I'll never
:32:27. > :32:36.forget, is everyone's looking at me! I love it when I get that memory. To
:32:37. > :32:40.be honest with you, I hadn't considered just how much I can't
:32:41. > :32:45.remember. Sglm do you mind that Christina can't remember much of
:32:46. > :32:52.your wedding day? No. That's what I'm here for, to help her out. To
:32:53. > :33:01.Hercegovina, to remind her. Wow. This is - oh, my goodness. Look,
:33:02. > :33:09.Joe. That's me. Dad! Taking me. How do you feel watching this wedding
:33:10. > :33:22.footage back? Well, it's quite difficult because I know how amazing
:33:23. > :33:26.this day was. It's hard because I cannot physically remember it. Wow,
:33:27. > :33:33.it feels like, wow, this is a good film. Isn't that girl gorgeous. It's
:33:34. > :33:45.so difficult, seeing this and thinking - I don't remember any of
:33:46. > :33:47.it. I wanted to see what her mum thought would help Christina
:33:48. > :33:53.remember such a special occasion in the future? Photographs and video
:33:54. > :33:57.footage would obviously really help because she can, in the moment,
:33:58. > :34:02.she's able to revisualise it. But she would probably need to watch it
:34:03. > :34:06.every day for a couple of hours over, over several months, before
:34:07. > :34:13.any of it would stick into her visual memory box. If there's
:34:14. > :34:21.anybody in my situation I feel sorry for them in the first place, but do
:34:22. > :34:28.not give up. Always believe in yourself. Now you're married? Oh,
:34:29. > :34:30.yeah, I for got that bit. Yeah, now I'm married.
:34:31. > :34:42.APPLAUSE. Congratulations. Christina and her
:34:43. > :34:45.very lucky husband, Joe and her mum and dad join us. With welcome to you
:34:46. > :34:49.all. Lovely to see you. We were having a little chat there,
:34:50. > :34:51.Christina, weren't we? Congratulations to the pair of you.
:34:52. > :34:55.In the morning it's lovely because you wake upped and you know you're
:34:56. > :35:01.married and you know you're with Joe. How is it for you Joe, three
:35:02. > :35:06.months into the marriage? Well, it it still feels a bit unbelievable at
:35:07. > :35:12.the moment. I'm slowly getting used to it. It's very gradually getting
:35:13. > :35:19.used to a new life, married life. So exciting. It gets better and better.
:35:20. > :35:23.It does. Christina we talked about the feelings you do have and the
:35:24. > :35:28.memories you have are emotion Al memories. Can you just try and
:35:29. > :35:36.explain to us how you remember emotions? Trying to explain, that is
:35:37. > :35:41.so hard. I try and explain everything. The thing is, with my
:35:42. > :35:48.memory, I know what I did, where it was, who I was with, what time,
:35:49. > :35:55.place, everything, but I don't remember actually doing it. I don't
:35:56. > :36:02.remember the physical experience of it happening. I'm talking
:36:03. > :36:05.technically here. The emotion Al memory is still there. I remember
:36:06. > :36:12.exactly how I felt, what I did, where I went, who I was with,
:36:13. > :36:18.everything, but the physical memory is the hard bit that I just can't
:36:19. > :36:23.remember. Danny, for any dad, walking their daughter down the
:36:24. > :36:27.aisle will be one of the highlights of their life. You never thought it
:36:28. > :36:33.would happen. You are beaming in the film. It's lovely. How was that day
:36:34. > :36:39.for you now, looking back at it? It's the answer to a prayer for me.
:36:40. > :36:45.To be there, years before, 10 years before, seeing someone that is not
:36:46. > :36:51.going to make it come through, it's a roller-coaster. You are one minute
:36:52. > :36:55.down, up one minute. I get to the point where she has met a wonderful
:36:56. > :37:03.guy, they have fallen in love. They got married. I had to give her
:37:04. > :37:06.away... Do you feel as a mum, watching you there, so proud, almost
:37:07. > :37:14.just sitting back and just watching it all and now you know you let your
:37:15. > :37:21.daughter fly? Yeah. It's... You can't really describe the kind of
:37:22. > :37:28.emotion that is you go through. And, it is an amazing and wonderful
:37:29. > :37:35.thing. It's a miracle for me. We're still there, but Joe's... It's great
:37:36. > :37:39.because they have each other. Yes. And any mum, all they want is for
:37:40. > :37:43.their child to be happy. To me, to have a wonderful husband who loves
:37:44. > :37:47.her and cares for her. They care for each other equally. That's all
:37:48. > :37:52.anymore could wish for, regardless of what might have happened. Music
:37:53. > :37:57.has played a very important part you were telling us earlier. You still
:37:58. > :38:04.remember how to sing and how o to pitch. Danny you did this thing to
:38:05. > :38:10.help Christina's rehabilitation. We have this brief clip. My way of
:38:11. > :38:21.saying thank you to you is to sing a little song. It's a song. Listen to
:38:22. > :38:23.the words. Listen to the words, they will mean something, they really
:38:24. > :38:35.will. # Don't be afraid of the dark
:38:36. > :38:42.dark... #
:38:43. > :38:46.Listen. , that is a lovely note to finish on. You are a wonderful
:38:47. > :38:51.family. Thank you for sharing your story with us. Good Lucas a married
:38:52. > :38:55.couple going forward. You have that footage as our cameras were there.
:38:56. > :38:59.You can watch it until your heart is content.
:39:00. > :39:02.Staying on the family theme, we'd like your help for a show coming up.
:39:03. > :39:10.Do you and your grandchildren have a passion for the same hobby?
:39:11. > :39:15.Get in touch and you might be on a future show.
:39:16. > :39:18.It's a big night for the biggest baking competion on TV -
:39:19. > :39:27.These three bakers - Jane, Candice or Andrew will steal
:39:28. > :39:37.In the meantime, we have our very own contestants here.
:39:38. > :39:52.We will hold off on the Rumba. We are placing The Great One Show Face
:39:53. > :39:59.Off. We want you to make a delicious representation of each other's face.
:40:00. > :40:04.I'm wearing a lovely dress. Exactly. It's a competition, right? You will
:40:05. > :40:10.do Susan, will you Dohay. You have until the end of the next film to
:40:11. > :40:16.finish your creation. Good luck. Of course we will get glasses first.
:40:17. > :40:19.Don't forget to look at each other. Whilst we wait and see what our own
:40:20. > :40:25.Star Bakers come up with. we're off to Stirling
:40:26. > :40:40.and an incredible map of Scotland I'm a vet, my name is Mair and I've
:40:41. > :40:46.been preparing for Cake Fest. , hundreds of team will be entering
:40:47. > :40:55.and each team picks a building to bake. We have chosen to make the Inn
:40:56. > :40:59.at John O'Groats. It looked reasonably easy to create because it
:41:00. > :41:02.was a long recognise standing already building. We thought there
:41:03. > :41:09.wouldn't be a lot of sculpting going on. It seems trickier than we
:41:10. > :41:15.thought. We need to get the roof sorted on this. There is a big
:41:16. > :41:19.element of winging it today. We are just, yeah, winging it.
:41:20. > :41:40.People see me working to start with think - how organised. They don't
:41:41. > :41:49.see me at 1.00am. My name is Pauleen, I work at Fife Council.
:41:50. > :41:56.#50i78' doing a Palace in Fife. My daughter and I took about 265
:41:57. > :42:03.photos, but I've... When I was there this morning I took some more, maybe
:42:04. > :42:15.300 now. There must be about at least 130 windows. I've done about
:42:16. > :42:19.15 or so. I've a long way to go. With it being Friday today, I've
:42:20. > :42:27.still got some time. But it will be a late one. Today we are expecting
:42:28. > :42:30.around 500 bakers, I would say. Then thousands of people who will come
:42:31. > :42:37.and share the cake map when we cut it up at the end. I'm Simon Preston
:42:38. > :42:43.the creator of Cake Fest. I organise all of this. I have a team of
:42:44. > :42:48.artists building the edible base to the map that all the cakes will go
:42:49. > :42:52.on to. We have all of the islands, the highlands, the lochs and rivers,
:42:53. > :43:02.the cakes need to go on. They are the centrepiece. It's Cake Fest we
:43:03. > :43:06.made it in one piece, we hope. Got three hours sleep last night. It was
:43:07. > :43:10.nerve-wracking trying to get it into the car. It was heavy on one side.
:43:11. > :43:23.We didn't want to knock it or anything. Have you got it. OK.
:43:24. > :43:28.I think it's awesome. We're trying to recognise all the different
:43:29. > :43:40.buildings. I work at Glasgow University. That's my favourite.
:43:41. > :43:44.Dara Brae we like. We have been there. It's fantastic to see it made
:43:45. > :43:59.out of cake. It's looking great. It's got a lot
:44:00. > :44:07.of detail. It looks authentic. We are happy with how it turned out.
:44:08. > :44:11.Worth all the sleepiness nights. It's not the best one on the board,
:44:12. > :44:14.by any means, it came together as we wanted it to. We had a lot of fun.
:44:15. > :44:24.That's the most important thing to us. A slice for everybody. That's
:44:25. > :44:29.pretty good, actually. I really need to chill out with a coffee after a
:44:30. > :44:34.long week and a busy day and cake with my coffee, yeah.
:44:35. > :44:40.Beautiful creations there. Extraordinary creations that have
:44:41. > :44:43.been happening here in the studio. We will whip through very quickly
:44:44. > :44:49.what has been happening over the last four minutes. You can see
:44:50. > :44:52.there. The teeth there. The eyes. I tell you what, let's hold it there.
:44:53. > :44:59.We don't want to give too much away. We will reveal this. We have a crown
:45:00. > :45:03.here. We will do this through the motion of applause. First, let's
:45:04. > :45:08.reveal, Harry this is your Susan first of all. Yes There is Susan.
:45:09. > :45:29.Drum roll, please... . . That was a good reaction. This is
:45:30. > :45:35.Harry. There's Harry as a cake... Is it Susan, is it Harry?
:45:36. > :46:02.Sorry season! There you have it. Join us for the face-off here on BBC
:46:03. > :46:10.One next year! I thought it was a beautiful, beautiful thing. Thanks
:46:11. > :46:23.for joining us, Suggs is in! Madness are releasing your tenth studio
:46:24. > :46:30.album on Friday. You unveiled it in front of a special group of fans. It
:46:31. > :46:34.was the Chelsea Pensioners! A very interesting and amusing group of
:46:35. > :46:38.people. It was a fun afternoon. On the whole they liked it. But one
:46:39. > :46:47.woman wasn't sure. This is what she said. Mr Apples the single is very
:46:48. > :46:56.good, but not as good as they used to be. But then, neither am I!
:46:57. > :46:59.APPLAUSE My favourite question was the
:47:00. > :47:08.93-year-old who said to me, how do you keep your youthful good looks?
:47:09. > :47:11.LAUGHTER This album, you've called it a return to your roots because of
:47:12. > :47:17.the way that it's been created, is that right? There's a lot of
:47:18. > :47:27.technology around in studios and we went back to a basic studio called
:47:28. > :47:31.Toe Rag which was at the site. It had limited technology, no
:47:32. > :47:35.computers. We sat around in a room and made music together and it was a
:47:36. > :47:40.lot of fun. Is it right everyone has that say of each track that you do?
:47:41. > :47:47.Yes, we've always shed the credits for each song between everyone who
:47:48. > :47:53.wrote them and the rest of the band get the credit too. All seven of us
:47:54. > :47:57.write songs, it's an unusual setup. I think it's called democracy,
:47:58. > :48:01.that's what they used to call it! LAUGHTER It's complicated. We spend
:48:02. > :48:07.five hours arguing about what trousers where going to wear! On the
:48:08. > :48:13.album you've got mentions of some very colourful characters, one of
:48:14. > :48:18.them being Amy Winehouse. What's the significance of Amy Winehouse to
:48:19. > :48:22.Madness? We knew her. She was hanging around in Camden Town, the
:48:23. > :48:26.place will be started out and I used to see her around in the same pubs
:48:27. > :48:30.we started out playing in. Everyone knows the tragedy of what happened
:48:31. > :48:37.to her. Before she died I bumped into her and she said to me "all
:48:38. > :48:49.right knotty boy?" Which made me laugh because I'm a 55-year-old man
:48:50. > :48:56.and I haven't been called a naughty -- "nutty boy". I just thought I
:48:57. > :49:04.would write a whole marsh to Amy Winehouse called Backbird. . I like
:49:05. > :49:12.the way you blend the rhythms. You can write the sleeve notes for the
:49:13. > :49:19.next album! LAUGHTER Season, you're a big fan of Madness. When I was at
:49:20. > :49:23.university it wasn't a party and less you put on the Madness album.
:49:24. > :49:32.That's when the party really started. Favourite album Susan? It
:49:33. > :49:41.was actually the soundtrack to The Tall Guy. And also my favourite TV
:49:42. > :49:45.programme which was The Young Ones. The Young Ones was fantastic. They
:49:46. > :49:49.said what would you like to do, we said we'd like to get a load of
:49:50. > :49:58.police vans and smash them up with sledgehammers while singing Our
:49:59. > :50:07.House. When is your tour starting? Is starting in the UK at the end of
:50:08. > :50:11.November, December time. Do you prefer it now or back in the day? I
:50:12. > :50:14.think I prefer it now. You're never going to beat being a teenager,
:50:15. > :50:18.that's the best time of your life. Looking at the audiences we get, I
:50:19. > :50:24.appreciate that people still appreciate what we are doing. It's a
:50:25. > :50:31.very privileged position to be in. Harry Hill has been saying nice
:50:32. > :50:44.things about our single. # Come down Mr Apples! LAUGHTER Very
:50:45. > :50:47.much looking forward to that. This is hilarious.
:50:48. > :50:50.Our consumer champion, Dom - has been Done.
:50:51. > :50:53.Of course he won't stand for that, so he's been out fighting his
:50:54. > :51:02.Cast your minds back a few months and you might remember I presented a
:51:03. > :51:06.report for The One Show about brand theft. If you pinch someone's brand
:51:07. > :51:10.you can expect a call from their lawyers. But I didn't know then was
:51:11. > :51:16.that I was about to be embroiled in my very own brand battle. Within
:51:17. > :51:20.hours of the story being broadcast, I was peppered with tweets and
:51:21. > :51:25.e-mails telling me my pitch was being used in an advert by a company
:51:26. > :51:35.I'd never even heard of. And here it is. The picture was pinched from the
:51:36. > :51:41.TV programme I did a few years ago called Fake Britain. The firm hadn't
:51:42. > :51:45.sought my permission. They claimed to help customers get a slice of a
:51:46. > :51:48.government fund to help upgrade their home energy system. When we
:51:49. > :51:55.checked with the government they hadn't even heard of this company or
:51:56. > :52:00.that bumper energy fund. I'm happy to pose for the odd selfie, but
:52:01. > :52:08.pinching my photo to promote a company making bogus claims... That
:52:09. > :52:12.takes the biscuit! I need some expert advice on image rights. They
:52:13. > :52:22.don't come more qualified than this man, lawyer to the stars, Mark
:52:23. > :52:26.Stevens. This is falsely representing that you approve of
:52:27. > :52:32.this service and product. And of course, that's not true. What can I
:52:33. > :52:35.do about it? There is a law called passing of which is where someone
:52:36. > :52:39.fulsomely you with something you don't approve of. In those
:52:40. > :52:44.circumstances the law will allow you to sue them for damages. Would you
:52:45. > :52:48.like to represent me? I'd love to, I'm not sure you can afford me
:52:49. > :52:56.though! We all know celebrity endorsements carry a lot of clout.
:52:57. > :53:00.But how far can we push it? We'll be unsuspecting public in Bournemouth
:53:01. > :53:05.be swayed by a famous face, even when the product on offer is
:53:06. > :53:10.rubbish? We've set up two refreshment stands on the seafront
:53:11. > :53:14.in Bournemouth. One manned by our researcher who will be giving away
:53:15. > :53:20.premium quality laminate that isn't endorsed by me. The other with my
:53:21. > :53:29.grinning face all over it will be shifting Littlewood Aid, a squeeze
:53:30. > :53:35.of lemon in tepid tap water. It's all free but which one will be more
:53:36. > :53:42.popular? Free Littlewood Aid! It tastes like water with lemon in.
:53:43. > :53:49.It's not real lemonade. I we disappointed? Yes! Why did you come
:53:50. > :53:53.to my stand as opposed to that one? I recognise you from telly and you
:53:54. > :53:59.look honest. I thought it'd be honest lemonade. It seems people are
:54:00. > :54:03.swayed by seeing a familiar face, even mine! It's pretty clear the UK
:54:04. > :54:08.heating incentive used my picture to mislead. A quick clip online shows
:54:09. > :54:12.customers are also concerned about what the firm claims to offer. We
:54:13. > :54:19.wrote a letter to the boss of UK Heating Incentive, Colin Wilson. He
:54:20. > :54:25.signed for our letter but didn't bother replying, so I'm going to pay
:54:26. > :54:34.him a visit. Colin lives in this block of flats in Bournemouth. Let's
:54:35. > :54:38.see if he's in. Mr Wilson? It's Dominic Littlewood from The One
:54:39. > :54:43.Show. I've got some questions for you. It seems like nobody wants to
:54:44. > :54:49.answer the door. Let's try giving him a ring. What a surprise. It
:54:50. > :54:55.seems his phone has been disconnected. You've been a very
:54:56. > :55:00.naughty boy, Mr Wilson. Don't worry, I've got a present for you. A
:55:01. > :55:06.reminder of me, in case he's forgotten. Colin, you can't use this
:55:07. > :55:10.in any of your adverts! And here's a glass of my Littlewood Aid. Unlike
:55:11. > :55:19.my lame lemonade drink, I'm not bitter! Just time to say good luck
:55:20. > :55:24.with Harry Hill's Tea Time. Susan, good luck with the tour. Lovely
:55:25. > :55:28.teeth! Tomorrow we'll have Judge Rinder but here performing this from
:55:29. > :55:39.their new album, it's Madness! # Woe betide you if you
:55:40. > :55:45.wander from God's plan # Square shouldered,
:55:46. > :55:48.straight as a die # The righteous truth,
:55:49. > :55:54.he never tell you no lies # He's heading off up
:55:55. > :56:00.the wrong side of town # Head of the table
:56:01. > :56:31.at the Rotary club # Never unsure of which
:56:32. > :56:35.shoulders he should rub # Heading off under
:56:36. > :56:50.the wrong side of town # You're gonna do, you're
:56:51. > :57:09.gonna do yourself in # You're gonna do, you're
:57:10. > :59:01.gonna do yourself in Hello, I'm Sangita Myska
:59:02. > :59:04.with your 90 second update.