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:00:16. > :00:19.Hello and welcome to The One Show, with me, Angela Scanlon,

:00:20. > :00:22.and my co-host for the night, Michael Ball!

:00:23. > :00:36.Later in the show, we'll be crossing live

:00:37. > :00:39.to a packed theatre where Mel Giedroyc will be

:00:40. > :00:42.introducing us to the six contenders hoping to bring the Eurovision crown

:00:43. > :00:54.It's something even Michael didn't manage to do, back in 1992.

:00:55. > :01:02.Where did I go wrong?! I did my own choreography, the wiggles! Still got

:01:03. > :01:10.it! I never lost it. I think you will find you actually did! Came

:01:11. > :01:14.second to the Irish, to Linda Martin!

:01:15. > :01:17.And our guest in the studio tonight is a comedian who's never been

:01:18. > :01:20.afraid of raising hell - although his life now

:01:21. > :01:22.is more about raising his three-month-old baby daughter.

:01:23. > :01:26.And it's certainly brought out his softer side -

:01:27. > :01:41.# What will I do when you are far away?

:01:42. > :01:58.# And I am blue, what will I do? I think THAT could win the

:01:59. > :02:04.Eurovision! It wasn't bad, was it? And that's you and your dog? It is.

:02:05. > :02:12.I may not have had the pelvic thrust... I think could be that

:02:13. > :02:18.which cost you first place. Do you reckon? Now you tell me! It's not

:02:19. > :02:25.too late, Michael. I could do it again! You have a three-month-old

:02:26. > :02:29.baby daughter, is that what is bringing out this softer side of

:02:30. > :02:33.you? It is, you've got no choice, now that this baby has arrived. She

:02:34. > :02:38.is a very dominating force. She's only three months old, but she's

:02:39. > :02:44.already learning quite powerful communication skills. She

:02:45. > :02:52.aggressively coughs at me. Yes. What is an aggressive. Like?! It is like

:02:53. > :02:58.this... Breast-feed... That's what it seems like, anyway! I was going

:02:59. > :03:03.on the one Show, talking about my daughter and stuff. But last night,

:03:04. > :03:09.she really played up. Four interventions. Because of the lack

:03:10. > :03:14.of lactation, my girlfriend primarily deals with it. I just do

:03:15. > :03:20.kind of nodding and sympathetic looks. What was the movie where they

:03:21. > :03:24.had the fake ones? Robert De Niro. I think my daughter Jo is going to

:03:25. > :03:34.face enough challenges in life without the sight of me with fake

:03:35. > :03:37.bosoms! Alex is still trying to figure out names. She had a little

:03:38. > :03:42.boy, as we announced yesterday. Do you have a list of boys' names? You

:03:43. > :03:47.might want to consider some of these, Alex. Knife rack! Cage

:03:48. > :03:51.fighter! I don't know, it depends what kind of thing she's going for.

:03:52. > :04:01.We will work on that throughout the show. Cage fighter Thomson! The

:04:02. > :04:04.opposite of a boy named Sue. You have made another big announcement

:04:05. > :04:06.today, which we will talk about later.

:04:07. > :04:07.It's estimated that a million selfies

:04:08. > :04:10.are taken every single day - and while nearly half

:04:11. > :04:13.of us admit to doing it, a third find the whole

:04:14. > :04:16.But is there a darker side to our obsession?

:04:17. > :04:30.This is a film about me. Actually, it's about selfies. It has become

:04:31. > :04:34.the new craze, and started by celebrities, it has now filtered

:04:35. > :04:38.down to us, the masses. You see it everywhere on social media, but what

:04:39. > :04:45.is it all about? Isn't that why people do it? I think they make you

:04:46. > :04:51.look better than in real-life. I see absolutely no harm in it. So it is

:04:52. > :04:56.mostly harmless, isn't it? Not always. I am OK with how I look, and

:04:57. > :05:01.I take a lot of selfies. But for some people, they are not always

:05:02. > :05:05.fun. This cafe in London helps people address issues like body

:05:06. > :05:10.confidence. It is where I am meeting Danny. He became obsessed with it

:05:11. > :05:14.five years ago. It was not because he loved it, it was because he hated

:05:15. > :05:19.it. It was because of the rise of social media at that particular

:05:20. > :05:23.time. And I wanted to fit in and be popular and I felt the only way to

:05:24. > :05:27.do that was to be good-looking. And if I wasn't good-looking, I simply

:05:28. > :05:30.was not good enough. I tried to impress by posting them online. That

:05:31. > :05:36.backfired immensely. People thought I was being weird. It seems odd to

:05:37. > :05:40.me that someone so concerned about their appearance would post so many

:05:41. > :05:43.selfies online? All I wanted was somebody to say, you look fine. It

:05:44. > :05:50.had the opposite effect. In the end, I couldn't stop. Eventually, Danny

:05:51. > :05:55.found that selfies consumed his life. Six months continuously waking

:05:56. > :05:58.up early, going to bed really late, literally taking hundreds of

:05:59. > :06:03.selfies, I got so tired. I felt so depressed about it all. I felt the

:06:04. > :06:12.only way out of it was to take my own life. Danny went on to get the

:06:13. > :06:16.help he needed. He was diagnosed with PDD, a condition where people

:06:17. > :06:24.have a distorted idea of their appearance Robert Works With People

:06:25. > :06:31.With The Disorder. Is There A Line Between Being Vain And Having Bdd?

:06:32. > :06:36.There Is An Enormous Gap Between The Two. People With Bdd Are Afraid Of

:06:37. > :06:41.Being Ridiculed Or Humiliated. Vanity,, it is staring in the

:06:42. > :06:46.mirror, and looking at photographs. How serious can BDD become? It can

:06:47. > :06:51.become very severe. It has one of the highest rates of suicide of any

:06:52. > :06:55.emotional problem. And so, unfortunately, sadly, people really

:06:56. > :06:59.do kill themselves because they worry about being ugly. When I hear

:07:00. > :07:05.things like that, it makes me feel quite sad. Danny, with treatment,

:07:06. > :07:10.was able to find his way through his selfie obsession. I think putting a

:07:11. > :07:16.label on it for me made everything seem better. I remember them saying

:07:17. > :07:20.to me, this is not a life sentence, you CAN get better from, you can

:07:21. > :07:29.recover. And they were right. So, is the increasing presence of selfies

:07:30. > :07:34.likely to mean more cases of BDD? I don't think the rise in selfies is

:07:35. > :07:39.causing BDD. It may be a tipping point for some individuals. But I

:07:40. > :07:44.think for most people with BDD, we have other factors, such as genetic

:07:45. > :07:49.factors and childhood bullying. But Danny is convinced, in his case, the

:07:50. > :07:52.selfie culture was to blame. If it was not for selfies, in my

:07:53. > :07:56.situation, none of this would have happened. It would not have got to

:07:57. > :08:02.the point it did. But is it selfies or self-worth this is really all

:08:03. > :08:08.about? Here is my mate and comedian, challenging our views. I am really

:08:09. > :08:13.full of confidence, actually. It is a perfect time to take a selfie! I

:08:14. > :08:17.used to take selfies on days when I was feeling very negative about

:08:18. > :08:21.myself, and maybe manipulate those images and put different filters on.

:08:22. > :08:26.We are all marketing ourselves in a certain way. But I have now got a

:08:27. > :08:31.way of using them in a way which will be positive. So it's me owning

:08:32. > :08:37.selfies, rather than selfies owning me. So, selfies themselves are

:08:38. > :08:40.politically harmless. Just don't let the lens take over. Go out, seize

:08:41. > :08:46.the day, enjoy your life. Selfie! Thanks to Danny for

:08:47. > :08:56.sharing his story there. Do you take selfies? Under the right

:08:57. > :09:02.circumstances, Michael, I can be persuaded. What are they? Well, if I

:09:03. > :09:06.found myself perched on your ample fire, I reckon I... You're not

:09:07. > :09:12.alone! You look like a man who is very double with your image, you

:09:13. > :09:16.have a very strong image, have you always been like that? No. When I

:09:17. > :09:21.was the age of that lad in that film, I also felt, I had issues with

:09:22. > :09:25.eating, making myself sick, and subsequently went on to have

:09:26. > :09:29.addiction issues. Whether or not it is particularly related to selfies,

:09:30. > :09:33.as in the film, is debatable, but certainly, there is a lot of onus on

:09:34. > :09:37.what you look like. I know that I felt like I was overweight and I did

:09:38. > :09:41.not like my body and I did not like myself when I was a teenager. I

:09:42. > :09:45.guess selfies are now the new mirrors. People will be doing it to

:09:46. > :09:50.see how they look like. We cannot be living in a world where we smash all

:09:51. > :09:54.reflective surfaces. Firstly, it's the bad luck. Secondly, you cannot

:09:55. > :09:59.see behind you when you're driving! But we need to prioritise the way we

:10:00. > :10:02.feel. You look great! Thank you very much I was in make up for five

:10:03. > :10:09.hours! But you have got a very definite image. Thanks. Will it ever

:10:10. > :10:13.change? What do you mean? Would you ever get your hair cut, would you

:10:14. > :10:18.ever dressed differently and later as soon as I get indoors, I put on

:10:19. > :10:25.slippers and pyjamas, and go, hello, darling, to my baby! I am turning

:10:26. > :10:29.into Dot Cotton man! So, this is your armour, when you go out? That

:10:30. > :10:33.is a good way of looking at it. You put on display. Sometimes, in world

:10:34. > :10:35.with that kind of pressure, it is nice to feel that your real self is

:10:36. > :10:38.protected, I suppose. If there's one thing

:10:39. > :10:40.us Brits like to talk about, it's the weather -

:10:41. > :10:50.especially when the A woman rang the BBC and said she

:10:51. > :10:53.had heard that there was a hurricane on the way. Well, if you're

:10:54. > :10:58.watching, don't worry, there isn't. I so remember this, 1987!

:10:59. > :11:01.But it's hoped a new satellite, built right here in the UK,

:11:02. > :11:03.will help avoid any Michael Fish moments in the future.

:11:04. > :11:05.And weather forecaster Tomasz Schafernaker is pretty

:11:06. > :11:15.Weather is looking a bit mixed today. We have got showers in

:11:16. > :11:21.Scotland, sunshine in Wales. But you know what? Behind me, a

:11:22. > :11:26.state-of-the-art satellite is being built here in Stevenage. And that

:11:27. > :11:32.little gem might make my forecasts more accurate. The Aeolus satellite

:11:33. > :11:37.is the first in the world which will be able to monitor wind speeds

:11:38. > :11:41.globally, given the potential to change the way we predict the

:11:42. > :11:44.weather for ever. Richard is the senior Project manager behind the

:11:45. > :11:48.satellite, and the man with the plan. This is a ground-breaking

:11:49. > :11:52.mission for the European Space Agency. It will measure wind speed

:11:53. > :11:55.around the earth, globally, and for the first time we will gather data

:11:56. > :11:59.from the whole global. The accuracy of that extra information will be

:12:00. > :12:03.used to improve the weather forecasting. What is happening with

:12:04. > :12:07.the satellite today? The team are busy getting ready to pack it up and

:12:08. > :12:11.later on it will be moved into the transport container and it will go

:12:12. > :12:17.off on the lorry to Toulouse for the test campaign. Arsene weather

:12:18. > :12:21.forecasters measure the weather in so many different ways. We use

:12:22. > :12:26.satellites, we use radar, all of this to make weather predictions to

:12:27. > :12:31.a certain degree of accuracy. And yet sometimes we get it wrong. But

:12:32. > :12:37.how much better will forecasts be using this new kit? Having a

:12:38. > :12:41.satellite in space, we will be getting measurements from the whole

:12:42. > :12:45.world in about three days. Rethink Aeolus will measure more data in the

:12:46. > :12:49.first week of operations than we have ever measured in the history of

:12:50. > :12:54.wind measurements tickle this satellite is pretty unique, it's

:12:55. > :12:57.carrying something special? Yes. The instrument on board which will

:12:58. > :13:02.measure the winds is a laser. And we have never had a space carried

:13:03. > :13:08.version like this before. It will shine Malaysia through the

:13:09. > :13:12.atmosphere. Into the clouds? Yes. And it picks up reflections from

:13:13. > :13:16.dust particles in aerosols, and those will get picked up by the

:13:17. > :13:19.telescope. And the movement of those is what gives us the data to

:13:20. > :13:24.telescope wind speed. And that will go into the computers, and hopefully

:13:25. > :13:30.more data will feed the weather forecasts? Exactly. This professor

:13:31. > :13:35.is director of the National Centre For Earth Observation. He is

:13:36. > :13:38.confident that this will improve weather prediction across the world.

:13:39. > :13:43.How much further in advance do you think weather forecasts will be able

:13:44. > :13:48.to do it? Hopefully by at least a day. But perhaps the biggest thing

:13:49. > :13:51.to remember is, when we get an intense flood, often coming from

:13:52. > :13:55.storms which originate in the tropics, and it is capturing those

:13:56. > :14:00.better which will really help us. If we want to understand and predict

:14:01. > :14:02.the motion of the stormy low pressures or the more stable

:14:03. > :14:07.anticyclones, we need to understand the wind right from its birth, and

:14:08. > :14:12.as the systems change. Do you think it will make my job easier? It will

:14:13. > :14:16.do. Both in terms of measuring the wind and in terms of scientific

:14:17. > :14:24.skill. But you might have to build another one in order to enjoy that

:14:25. > :14:29.for the long-term! You see, I like it when they get it wrong. Also,

:14:30. > :14:34.even when they predict rain, I never, ever have an umbrella. Why

:14:35. > :14:43.would you?! It never rains in Ireland, anyway! Now, you have a

:14:44. > :14:46.nationwide tour coming up, a 75-date, UK-wide tour, is it a

:14:47. > :14:56.reference to your brand-new baby girl?

:14:57. > :15:02.Cleverley, it is both! That is why I have become a comedian, I have the

:15:03. > :15:09.ability to apply to terms to one outcome. But yes, my daughter has

:15:10. > :15:14.made me re-evaluate the way I see the life. Each of us live several

:15:15. > :15:19.lives, I was once obsessed with celebrity, then I was obsessed with

:15:20. > :15:25.myself, primarily, and my daughter, that challenges that concept, I

:15:26. > :15:30.suppose. It is an extraordinary life changing experience for you? From

:15:31. > :15:34.the moment I watched her, we had her in this hospital in Oxford, and I

:15:35. > :15:38.watched her come out into the water, and at first, it just looked like a

:15:39. > :15:42.brilliant special effect, this little creature that wasn't doing

:15:43. > :15:46.anything, just moving with the water, and then I saw the light go

:15:47. > :15:52.on, the light of consciousness, and something changed in me for ever. I

:15:53. > :15:59.got in that bath, I kept my pants on, but something has altered in me.

:16:00. > :16:02.There is some sort of connection. People say you never knew you had

:16:03. > :16:06.such love in you, but I did know, I just didn't know where it would go,

:16:07. > :16:14.and now it has gone into this family, and I enjoy it. And she was

:16:15. > :16:21.a bit early, wasn't she? Not really, she had about for ages! But you

:16:22. > :16:24.booked a gig... Yes, I was anticipating she would arrive on the

:16:25. > :16:28.point that was predetermined, I took the doctor at his word! We can

:16:29. > :16:32.calculate that the baby will be born at this moment, but she wasn't! That

:16:33. > :16:36.is why I had to go to Nottingham later that day after I have just

:16:37. > :16:39.held my little baby daughter, I had to go and do a show, and it didn't

:16:40. > :16:43.seem relevant, all of the stuff I was saying, because this person had

:16:44. > :16:49.just turned up in the world, they tried to label her in the hospital,

:16:50. > :16:56.and I said, you can't label her, her name is Mabel, label label, put on

:16:57. > :17:02.the table! So now you have to go on an 18 month tour. Where was your

:17:03. > :17:11.mind at that point? Thinking about sleep! You might get through

:17:12. > :17:16.teething, if it is 18 months! Does she need teeth? Can't she just live

:17:17. > :17:19.her life on pulp and mulch? I think I will come back each night, and

:17:20. > :17:24.then if I can't come back, my girlfriend and the baby will come

:17:25. > :17:29.with me. The kid will have to learn some jokes! You will be putting her

:17:30. > :17:35.to work early. And you have done some practice tour dates, so you

:17:36. > :17:42.give out a questionnaire to the audience, which is quite Watt

:17:43. > :17:46.because I am narcissistic, what I did was we give everyone in the

:17:47. > :17:49.audience a survey so they can tell us staff, things I can help,

:17:50. > :17:54.private, intimate, rude or revolting, and the things that

:17:55. > :17:59.people tell you, they know I am going to mention it. So they won't

:18:00. > :18:03.tell their friends mother they will tell an entire audience of

:18:04. > :18:07.strangers. Well, I tell the entire audience of strangers! Everyone has

:18:08. > :18:17.a lurking, filthy little secret. What's yours? ! I will tell you

:18:18. > :18:22.later. I'm desperate to there! Are there any that you can share with

:18:23. > :18:32.us, weird stories. A lot of them are not appropriate for this context,

:18:33. > :18:36.and I don't go on the One Show talk about erotica, but also great

:18:37. > :18:40.emotional depth, able woman who works in a prison and the things she

:18:41. > :18:44.encounters in the cells, it is a little bit not for the One Show,

:18:45. > :18:50.but... And it keeps it spontaneous for you? It does, and the key thing

:18:51. > :18:52.is, this is a time when we are feeling so much division in our

:18:53. > :18:55.country and across the world, but all of us are dealing with the same

:18:56. > :19:00.emotions, the idea of shame and embarrassment and awkwardness, that

:19:01. > :19:03.embarrassed kid that was on there in the selfie BT, or people you

:19:04. > :19:08.wouldn't imagine, and when you know those things about one another, you

:19:09. > :19:17.realise the possibility for change and unity. And also I get to do

:19:18. > :19:18.jokes about people's bums. Tickets to Russell Brand Re:Birth go

:19:19. > :19:24.on sale next Friday. In the films, the role

:19:25. > :19:27.of James Bond's gadget expert Q has But that's not the case

:19:28. > :19:31.in real life, as the head And it shouldn't surprise

:19:32. > :19:34.you to hear that the inspiration behind the books themselves

:19:35. > :19:43.was a woman, too. This is the story of a spy you think

:19:44. > :19:48.you know. Good looks, charm, public school background and a taste of

:19:49. > :19:52.Alpine adventure. Men want to be him, women want to be with him. But

:19:53. > :19:58.if you think I'm talking about James Bond, think again.

:19:59. > :20:13.Today, I'm on the Trail of another fictional spy. The name is MarChums,

:20:14. > :20:17.Mark Chums. He might just have provided here is bracing for the

:20:18. > :20:24.most famous spy in history. Fleming biographer Andrew Lycett picks up

:20:25. > :20:29.the story. Ian Fleming in the late 1920s was a slightly mixed up

:20:30. > :20:34.teenager. He found himself training to be an army officer at Sandhurst.

:20:35. > :20:40.He was forever playing truant. He would go up to London and meet young

:20:41. > :20:45.women in nightclubs. This was a way of life that his mother objected to.

:20:46. > :20:48.She decided that Ian Fleming was no longer suitable for being an army

:20:49. > :20:58.officer. He leaves Sandhurst, and what happens? He finds himself in

:20:59. > :21:03.Kitzbuhel in Austria, at this strange finishing school for

:21:04. > :21:12.slightly wayward rich adolescent boys. It was run by an English

:21:13. > :21:21.couple. Under the tutelage of this couple, he begins to blossom. By

:21:22. > :21:25.day, Ernest instructed the young Fleming in his studies, while

:21:26. > :21:29.Phyllis tucked away on her typewriter, working on novels and

:21:30. > :21:34.helping to look after the boys. But this seemingly on assuming couple

:21:35. > :21:42.were not quite what they appeared. Pam Hirsch has written extensively

:21:43. > :21:45.about Phyllis and her husband. He had been passport control officer in

:21:46. > :21:52.Vienna just after the First World War, and passport control officer is

:21:53. > :21:58.a euphemism for intelligence. So he was a real-life spy? He is, he is

:21:59. > :22:04.running intelligence there. Phyllis was a writer who was very

:22:05. > :22:07.successful, she would start off a mad ghost story about skin to

:22:08. > :22:14.continue it, so each boy would add more, and the story would go on like

:22:15. > :22:19.a Gothic soap opera. And did she encourage Ian Fleming to write

:22:20. > :22:25.resolution did, she encouraged him to carry on writing, she could see

:22:26. > :22:30.there was a germ of a writer there. After Fleming left Kitzbuhel,

:22:31. > :22:41.Phyllis continued to send him her novels, and her first spy novel, the

:22:42. > :22:51.lifeline, had an impact. Mark charmers reluctantly becomes a spy.

:22:52. > :22:56.The similarities between Mark Chalmers and James Bond are hard to

:22:57. > :23:05.deny. They are both British, the same height and hair colour, talent

:23:06. > :23:19.Halper -- a talent for Alpine sports and a love of good food. And here,

:23:20. > :23:27.Casino Royale, are they connected? I think he is tipping his hat to both

:23:28. > :23:30.Phyllis Bottome and Ernest, he sent them a letter saying, you were

:23:31. > :23:33.father and mother to me when I needed them the most, and I always

:23:34. > :23:37.treasure those memories of Kitzbuhel. Fleming's martinis

:23:38. > :23:45.swilling hero would become the most famous spy in literary history, with

:23:46. > :23:49.only -- over 100 million books sold, and many block buster movies. But

:23:50. > :23:52.none of it would have happened without the kindness of Phyllis

:23:53. > :23:54.Bottome and the double life of her literary creation. After all, you

:23:55. > :24:05.only live twice. That is fascinating. Everyone puts

:24:06. > :24:10.out a list when they say that the new James Bond will be picked. Your

:24:11. > :24:14.name is on it. Will you do it? I think it is inevitable I will play

:24:15. > :24:22.James Bond. You will have to do it after me! Would you do it? I would!

:24:23. > :24:30.But how would that work? Could I be camp enough? And emerging out of the

:24:31. > :24:34.ocean in those trunks? Well, we may have voted to leave the EU, but when

:24:35. > :24:40.it comes to your revision, we are not ready to Brexit stage left just

:24:41. > :24:45.yes. Beautiful! Tonight is the night you get to pick who will fly the

:24:46. > :24:49.flag for the UK at the world's biggest music contest, and Mel

:24:50. > :24:50.Giedroyc is in charge of proceedings. Less than ten minutes,

:24:51. > :25:16.Mel! # One step out of time... Michael

:25:17. > :25:21.Ball, 1992, you were robbed! 1992, use the microphone, note to self!

:25:22. > :25:28.We are all here at the Hammersmith Apollo, we have an incredible party

:25:29. > :25:35.atmosphere going on here. CHEERING

:25:36. > :25:44.tonight we are here to find out who will represent the UK in Kiev.

:25:45. > :25:56.We have an amazing panel, one of whom is by my side, Bruno Tonioli.

:25:57. > :26:02.Hello, my darling, how are you? Bruno, I have to ask you, what are

:26:03. > :26:07.you hoping for from tonight's acts? Obviously they have to hit all the

:26:08. > :26:17.right notes, and tickle my fancy, you know. You have more than one

:26:18. > :26:22.fancy? I have plenty! Plenty of fancies going on there. Here are the

:26:23. > :26:25.six Eurovision hopefuls. They are each in turn going to tell you

:26:26. > :26:35.something quite extraordinary about themselves. Let's start with Daniel

:26:36. > :26:39.Fells. I am an under nines football coach, so I have to go this for

:26:40. > :26:46.them. Can you give us a line from your song tonight. Light up the

:26:47. > :26:52.world. Light of the world, that sounds very Eurovision. Lucy, tell

:26:53. > :26:58.us something extraordinary. I love Harry Potter! That might not be

:26:59. > :27:05.extra every. We have gorgeous Nade here, give us a line from your song.

:27:06. > :27:12.What are we made of? Olivia, a line from your song. Listen to the

:27:13. > :27:19.freedom of hearts. I know that is strong! And Holly, a line from your

:27:20. > :27:24.song. I wish I loved you more. I wish I lived you more! You are

:27:25. > :27:30.looking amazing, and last but not least, Celina, can you tell us

:27:31. > :27:36.something about yourself? I used to play tennis for my county. She is a

:27:37. > :27:40.tennis player to boot! Eurovision hopefuls, I will run through very

:27:41. > :27:49.quickly now a Eurovision quiz. We start with you, Celina. Which

:27:50. > :27:56.previous winner's Flag is this? It's not Finland, it's Ukraine. Katrina

:27:57. > :28:02.and the Waves, the last UK when in 1997, Love Shine A Light, what

:28:03. > :28:10.nationality is she? She's American! How many times did the UK finished

:28:11. > :28:14.second? 16? 15, it is a record. This is not going well, gang. The

:28:15. > :28:18.daughter of which British comedian audition to represent the UK 1979?

:28:19. > :28:24.It was Bruce Forsyth's daughter Julie. We haven't got enough time

:28:25. > :28:35.for the other questions. Join us on BBC Two at 7:30pm straight after the

:28:36. > :28:43.One Show. Goodbye! That is the best quiz I have ever

:28:44. > :28:51.seen! And who does he look like? Conchita! Separated at birth. Is

:28:52. > :28:57.that the high note you are going to end on? Sorry! Thank you to Russell,

:28:58. > :29:02.tickets for his tour on sale next Friday, if you are not into

:29:03. > :29:09.football, switch to BBC Two now and help take this year's entry for the

:29:10. > :29:20.UK. We will see you next week, have a lovely weekend, goodbye!

:29:21. > :29:25.I want to be entertained. Entertain me.

:29:26. > :29:28.It's the last chance to impress the judges.