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:00:19. > :00:30.Hello, welcome to the One Show with Alex Jones... And Chris Evans. The

:00:31. > :00:35.aid campaign continues in the Philippines and John Sergeant will

:00:36. > :00:41.be here with a special film made by the crew of HMS illustrious. The

:00:42. > :00:48.adverts for the major supermarkets are in full swing so Jay will see if

:00:49. > :00:57.it tastes as good as it looks. And we are starting a campaign for this

:00:58. > :01:15.mantra when -- for this man to win Strictly. Please welcome Mark

:01:16. > :01:19.Benton. Hello. How are you? A big shock that you are here. Then: Is

:01:20. > :01:27.sitting at home. Talk us through what happened? Every week I have

:01:28. > :01:33.been in the bottom two, I expected to go. I thought, I did not want to

:01:34. > :01:42.end on a down, and the judges kept us in. To beat one of the

:01:43. > :01:50.favourites, you were looking forward to the interview, weren't you? I am

:01:51. > :01:54.slightly different than Ben! This Sunday is the start of Advent which

:01:55. > :02:02.means people will be going into the loft to find the big box of baubles.

:02:03. > :02:06.I love the way you say Advent. Go and get your big box of baubles and

:02:07. > :02:12.other Christmassy stuff and take a picture of you showing them off. We

:02:13. > :02:21.will show them later in the show. Our music tonight is from The

:02:22. > :02:25.Lumineers. Two weeks ago, the crew of HMS illustrious were looking

:02:26. > :02:29.forward to coming home for the holidays. Unfortunately, they

:02:30. > :02:37.received new orders which meant they have to stay at sea. Fortunately,

:02:38. > :02:43.they are going to be the heroes in the Philippines, helping people

:02:44. > :02:50.affected by the typhoon. HMS Illustrious is the pride of the

:02:51. > :02:55.Royal Navy. It may not be what it was built for but she is the perfect

:02:56. > :03:06.offshore platform for delivering aid to remote regions. Welcome to HMS

:03:07. > :03:14.illustrious. I am going to show you how we are delivering humanitarian

:03:15. > :03:19.aid to the Philippines. Follow me. I am currently helping coordinate

:03:20. > :03:24.humanitarian aid going out to the Philippines. I have only been here

:03:25. > :03:29.eight months so it is overwhelming to be given such responsibility but

:03:30. > :03:34.I take pride to be able to do it. In the hangar, it is 500 tonnes of

:03:35. > :03:41.emergency supplies. Everything they could manage to buy in a frantic

:03:42. > :03:44.shopping spree in Singapore. We have got the food prepared ready to go.

:03:45. > :03:52.We have got shelters in these bikes. We have also got ten sardines. --

:03:53. > :04:07.sardines. We are going to try and focus as

:04:08. > :04:18.much -- on getting as much of the aid as we have onshore. We have been

:04:19. > :04:22.looking to see where it is needed and this morning, some teams went to

:04:23. > :04:31.the ground to stay there. For the next few days we will be taking aid

:04:32. > :04:35.ashore. We have the capability to project to some more isolated and

:04:36. > :04:39.remote islands, to provide much-needed assistance. The

:04:40. > :04:43.assistants can include things such as ASIC clearance, provision of food

:04:44. > :04:52.aid, water aid, but also basic infrastructure repair. The

:04:53. > :04:56.helicopters have been flying sorties. The RAF is also in the

:04:57. > :05:07.region, putting its Hercules transport planes to good use. I am

:05:08. > :05:11.Craig Paterson. In our time, we have seen a lot of progress throughout

:05:12. > :05:17.the region. We have got out a lot of aid rations, water, food, tents,

:05:18. > :05:21.accommodation, as well as moving local people away from areas that

:05:22. > :05:29.have been damaged for they can no longer live. It makes us really

:05:30. > :05:35.proud that we are able to contribute as we are. We have got back from a

:05:36. > :05:41.day flying three sorties, delivering aid to outlying airstrips. We have

:05:42. > :05:45.seen progress. There is more aid getting out on the ground. We can

:05:46. > :05:50.see it stored up at airports, ready to be distributed. It has been a

:05:51. > :05:53.rewarding attachment. Each of the 950 personnel on board had a

:05:54. > :06:00.difficult phone call to make when the ship's orders changed suddenly.

:06:01. > :06:03.Obviously, disappointed to not go home for Christmas but we understand

:06:04. > :06:07.it has to be done and everyone at home is proud of us.

:06:08. > :06:11.A lot of the money given has been raised by the British public. If you

:06:12. > :06:15.are one of those people, send us a picture of what you have done. On

:06:16. > :06:19.Monday we want to show some of those. We will have another report,

:06:20. > :06:30.focusing on British aid workers. John Sergeant is with us. What is

:06:31. > :06:34.wrong, you're looking nervous? It is a fantastic operation. ?50 million

:06:35. > :06:37.worth of aid. In the last few weeks, you have got not only the

:06:38. > :06:43.service people but the British charities involved and still, they

:06:44. > :06:50.are finding people in isolated areas who need help. A total of about

:06:51. > :06:56.800,000 people have been helped as a result of the British aid effort.

:06:57. > :07:04.You have insight on what it is like to be on-board illustrious, you

:07:05. > :07:07.spent time with the crew? They are a terrific bunch of people but they

:07:08. > :07:13.know at any moment they may be sent away. They were sent to the

:07:14. > :07:16.Mediterranean when I was with them. Although they are disappointed not

:07:17. > :07:20.to be coming back for Christmas it is what they expected. At any point

:07:21. > :07:26.at short notice, they have to go and be sent anywhere in the world. What

:07:27. > :07:35.is in the aid packages? They have given me so much detail. Ten tonnes

:07:36. > :07:40.of high-energy biscuits. Nearly 20,000 shelters. 6000 jerry cans.

:07:41. > :07:44.All of the medicines and blankets and tools and equipment needed. It

:07:45. > :07:48.is not just immediate aid. They are trying to give people stuff they

:07:49. > :07:54.need to rebuild their lives. The whole thing is a long operation.

:07:55. > :08:01.Although most of the immediate aid is over, the work will go on for

:08:02. > :08:04.years to rebuild. It is not on the news so much any more, but it is

:08:05. > :08:10.obviously still a disaster out there. Explain why things go off the

:08:11. > :08:17.news. The first pictures are stunning and then, what do you do?

:08:18. > :08:28.You cannot keep repeating it. It is a very sad business, if it is not

:08:29. > :08:40.strange enough, that is it. More on Monday on the Philippines. And now,

:08:41. > :08:52.Strictly. Yes, that is why I -- he was looking every. -- worried. Are

:08:53. > :08:59.you talking about it in your sleep? Wren people say that I should get

:09:00. > :09:01.off the show and things like that, and I am sure you went through a

:09:02. > :09:10.similar thing, so I took inspiration. You look very good. But

:09:11. > :09:18.this is five years ago, so isn't it time people got over it? This is a

:09:19. > :09:36.officially when John can move on in his life! Have you ever heard of

:09:37. > :09:43.black butter? Yes. No, black butter, not Black Betty.

:09:44. > :09:47.Today, I have come to Jersey to find out about black butter. This

:09:48. > :09:53.particular butter does not conference Jersey cows. Black butter

:09:54. > :09:57.is made with apples. The apple butter tradition goes back to the

:09:58. > :10:00.Middle Ages. Monks in the low countries boiled down their surplus

:10:01. > :10:07.apples into a smooth paste before they went off. That tradition

:10:08. > :10:12.continued in Jersey. One third of Jersey used to be covered in

:10:13. > :10:20.orchards. With the surplus apples they made black butter to preserve

:10:21. > :10:24.the wastage. So, no milk at all? It is called black butter because of

:10:25. > :10:29.the consistency and the way you can spread it, but no milk. How is it

:10:30. > :10:37.made? Jana might we started off in the morning at about 5:30am. -- we

:10:38. > :10:48.start off in the morning. We boil it in a copper pot. We add peas and

:10:49. > :10:54.cord apples. -- peeled apples. Then we start reducing it for hours. It

:10:55. > :11:00.has to be constantly stirred for 30 hours. And guess who has been roped

:11:01. > :11:05.in! A group of local volunteers have been peeling apples all morning.

:11:06. > :11:08.Most of them are here for the atmosphere but the event also raises

:11:09. > :11:19.money for the National trust. Time for me to join the Army of

:11:20. > :11:26.stirrers. So it has to be constant? Yes, it would burn if it was not

:11:27. > :11:32.moving constantly. So, no sneaky breaks? There has to be some adhere

:11:33. > :11:40.all the time. It is a proper work-out. As it gets thicker it will

:11:41. > :11:45.get harder. The heat breaks down the apples and caramelises the sugars,

:11:46. > :11:49.turning them into a thick marsh. Volunteers take turns to spend 20

:11:50. > :11:54.minutes stirring. It is clear this is a massive community effort with

:11:55. > :12:03.everyone getting involved. Next door, 100 peelers are at work. They

:12:04. > :12:07.are all different shapes and sizes but they are firm. I enjoyed

:12:08. > :12:14.everyone getting together and celebrating. It is a Jersey pastime.

:12:15. > :12:19.It is the same from year to year. It is good fun. It is thirsty work,

:12:20. > :12:27.though, so as night draws in, cider is served and food is brought out. A

:12:28. > :12:37.local band keeps spirits up and into the night. -- deep into the night.

:12:38. > :12:51.The party carries on over the starring part. -- pot. It is five

:12:52. > :12:57.o'clock in the morning. Some of these guys have been tending to the

:12:58. > :13:01.pot for 24 hours. The last of the apples are going in. As the sun

:13:02. > :13:05.comes up there is a final push to get through to midday. As it comes

:13:06. > :13:09.off the heat, spices are added, and it is time to get it into jars as

:13:10. > :13:24.quickly as possible before it thickens up. Put a little bit in and

:13:25. > :13:29.then hang it. It is like a really rich apple sauce but with

:13:30. > :13:35.Christmassy spices. I like it. 386 jars altogether. Just one more than

:13:36. > :13:41.last year. Within 20 minutes of coming off the heat, it is on sale

:13:42. > :13:48.in the local market for ?6 ajar. The proceeds go to the National trust. I

:13:49. > :13:55.saw them making it and thought we have to get some, and it is still

:13:56. > :13:59.warm. Instead of putting butter on pancakes, I put black butter and it

:14:00. > :14:09.is really nice. It is lovely on toast. It is nicer than marmalade.

:14:10. > :14:11.This is it, the fruit of 30 hours of Jersey labour. It is selling fast. I

:14:12. > :14:26.am ready for a kept! -- a sleep! Let's go with the food theme. We

:14:27. > :14:39.have a man with a highly refined palette. Jay is back with us. Why

:14:40. > :14:42.are their fights in Asda? There are fights in Bristol and Belfast

:14:43. > :14:48.because of Black Friday. This is from the States. The first Friday

:14:49. > :14:54.after Thanksgiving, Christmas shopping starts, the discounts come

:14:55. > :14:58.out and people fight each other. This is going on. That is a lovely

:14:59. > :15:04.day in a supermarket car park. That is in Bristol. Flatscreen TV, an

:15:05. > :15:13.important thing. But it is the season to beat food shopping, isn't

:15:14. > :15:17.it? Absolutely. We buy 50% more, spend 50% more, in December than any

:15:18. > :15:24.other month. The biggest food day of the is the 23rd December. This is

:15:25. > :15:29.when supermarkets will try to sell to us in enormous volume. We are

:15:30. > :15:32.going to ask you to look at Christmas adverts and we want you to

:15:33. > :15:36.tell us whether the food looks as good in real life as it does on the

:15:37. > :15:42.advert and whether it tastes as good as it looks. I am the man for the

:15:43. > :15:52.job. We will start with Asda crumpets. I have to say, cutting a

:15:53. > :15:58.crumpets to make it look like a Christmas tree does not stop it

:15:59. > :16:05.being a crumpet. There you go. There it is on the flash advert, here it

:16:06. > :16:13.is on The One Show. Does it improve the crumpet? Yes! Do you want to try

:16:14. > :16:20.one? It doesn't shout Christmas to me. But kids like weird shaped food.

:16:21. > :16:31.Get a normal one and cut them out. Four of these cost acquitted and

:16:32. > :16:36.eight normal ones cost 80p. Next is the MNS campaign with the chicken

:16:37. > :16:44.sticky lollipops. -- Marks Spencer 's. We knew they had wings but did

:16:45. > :16:50.we know that they had these sitting on the table? They do not look

:16:51. > :16:56.anywhere near as good as they do in the posh advert. I must admit I had

:16:57. > :17:01.a nipple on one of these before and I defy you to tell me that you can

:17:02. > :17:14.tell it is chicken -- are tasted one before. You could not tell that was

:17:15. > :17:22.chicken in a million years! Fire map where they are very sweet. The

:17:23. > :17:25.appeal is lots and lots of sugar. Crowe the last offering is

:17:26. > :17:37.Iceland's hog roast instead of Turkey. We Turkey. This is the

:17:38. > :17:43.Iceland offering. I cut this up for. There is a lot going on here for ten

:17:44. > :17:47.quid. It does crackle. It is a reformed piece of meat, we have to

:17:48. > :17:51.be said will stop it is produced and packaged in Britain but that does

:17:52. > :17:55.not necessarily mean it is using British pork. For the same amount of

:17:56. > :18:03.money you could buy a huge lump of pork belly. Chris has gone to his

:18:04. > :18:11.happy days. It is 200 quid for the dentist Bill! I could see how it

:18:12. > :18:17.works. Mark, you are resisting here, you are obviously focusing on your

:18:18. > :18:22.training for tomorrow night. I will drop it all over myself! This is the

:18:23. > :18:26.show to make you want to decorate your tree over the weekend. Harrods

:18:27. > :18:32.opened their Christmas shop in July. Their display took 50 people 500

:18:33. > :18:49.hours to finish. Can it really be that hard?

:18:50. > :18:56.Don't worry, I am not up to no good, it is just magical things happen at

:18:57. > :19:00.this time of year in department stores during the night, and believe

:19:01. > :19:07.it or not, I am not alone. He did away in dark for the macro corners

:19:08. > :19:11.are clever store designers working to create a shopper 's paradise for

:19:12. > :19:16.Christmas. Tonight, they are dressing one of the most famous shop

:19:17. > :19:19.windows in the world. This year, they are promising a display like no

:19:20. > :19:25.other which will incorporate all of the store's 72 windows. Every year

:19:26. > :19:29.it is more and more important to get your Christmas windows right. It is

:19:30. > :19:35.Street Theatre and retail entertainment. The competition gets

:19:36. > :19:41.tougher and tougher every year. That raises the bar for every shop in the

:19:42. > :19:46.town. This theme will cleverly link all of the store's windows to form a

:19:47. > :19:51.giant locomotive with each window representing an individual carriage.

:19:52. > :19:56.Sarah Southgate is head of window design at the store. Until now, her

:19:57. > :19:59.hard work has been hidden from public view. Do you really know what

:20:00. > :20:05.they are going to look like when they take this hoarding down? Not

:20:06. > :20:10.100% because of the scale of the windows. The windows are quite small

:20:11. > :20:18.and we are putting a large scheme in here. How tough is it to make them?

:20:19. > :20:24.You have got to stop people in their tracks and make them smile. Do you

:20:25. > :20:28.intend your windows to be the envy of every store across the UK this

:20:29. > :20:32.Christmas? I love to walk around and see all of the other stores. It is

:20:33. > :20:37.such a fantastic art and the effort people put in and the pleasure they

:20:38. > :20:42.give, so the more people to create the most fabulous windows from our

:20:43. > :20:51.point of view, the better. Are you ready? Yes, I am ready. Let's reveal

:20:52. > :20:58.the window. It is like an actual station. It is fabulous! It is a

:20:59. > :21:05.show stopper. It is a show stopper. Lovely details. We could it quite

:21:06. > :21:13.subtle but we wanted it to be the icing on the cake. It has got to be

:21:14. > :21:15.really dazzling. I am dazzled. If I set myself, it is quite OT T but

:21:16. > :21:30.fabulous. -- if I say it myself. There are shop windows and then

:21:31. > :21:37.there are the good experiences which transport you to another world. --

:21:38. > :21:43.theatrical experiences. It is art. It is all very magical.

:21:44. > :21:52.All very profitable. Big news today, Mark, big Strictly news. The tour

:21:53. > :22:01.has been announced. And I am on it which is great! CHEERING Do you have

:22:02. > :22:05.to wait to see if you are on it? Do you have to wait to see if your name

:22:06. > :22:12.is on the board? Yes, it is great. When I found out I was chuffed will

:22:13. > :22:16.stop. It is like doing the show without all the pressure. The

:22:17. > :22:22.brilliant thing is the experience does not end in December when you're

:22:23. > :22:27.kicked out. You did not go on the tour. Did you regret that? Yes, I

:22:28. > :22:35.would love to have done it. It is like the reward at the end. Who will

:22:36. > :22:43.be on it? Ben is going to be on it. Deborah is going to be doing it.

:22:44. > :22:50.Deborah Meaden is great. Natalie, Susanna Reid, Nicky Byrne from last

:22:51. > :23:01.year. It will be a great line-up. White macro what about the judges?

:23:02. > :23:05.It is everyone apart from Darcy. And basically you do the same dancing

:23:06. > :23:14.every venue. You know which dance is lined up for you? I want to do MC

:23:15. > :23:20.Hammer. Are you allowed to choose? You talk about it with Craig. There

:23:21. > :23:25.you are doing that very dance. That was great fun. You're not allowed to

:23:26. > :23:34.choose routines during the show. You are allowed to suggest them. You

:23:35. > :23:40.wanted to do black butter! All the songs I have suggested they said no.

:23:41. > :23:48.This weekend, what have you got for us? I'm going to give you the samba.

:23:49. > :23:52.The dance of death. In a meeting, they said you have got a slim chance

:23:53. > :23:58.as long as you do not get the samba. That is a hard dance and that is not

:23:59. > :24:05.the one you want when things are looking hard. Hang on a minute! You

:24:06. > :24:08.are going to be rubbish! Any of them you get, I keep asking when are the

:24:09. > :24:13.easy ones but there are no easy ones. For me it is like samba,

:24:14. > :24:21.Charleston, quick step, all the difficult ones. What are you going

:24:22. > :24:27.to be dancing to? A song from the lion king. I have a great outfit. If

:24:28. > :24:32.it is your last one, have a great one, if not, we will see you next

:24:33. > :24:40.week. I think he is going to win! Strictly is on tomorrow and the live

:24:41. > :24:46.tour starts on the 17th of January. Now you are going to talk to the

:24:47. > :24:50.men. Yes, men with deep voices. We are putting together a virtual

:24:51. > :24:56.Christmas choir which is inspired by Eric Whitaker who created the first

:24:57. > :25:02.virtual choir over the Internet. All you need to do is joined with a

:25:03. > :25:08.normal laptop or computer with a webcam. There are really easy

:25:09. > :25:18.instructions on the website. You sing along with Carrie and you end

:25:19. > :25:26.up with something like this full is up Hark the Herald Angels sing...

:25:27. > :25:30.The reason we are speaking to men is because we are missing the lower

:25:31. > :25:36.parts, the tenors and the base. Men, you only have until Sunday to apply.

:25:37. > :25:44.Go to the website and sing your little hearts out. Photos of baubles

:25:45. > :25:49.from the attic. You have we got? Emily from Kent University has heard

:25:50. > :25:55.tasteful and contemporary decorations. Sill and Marie brought

:25:56. > :26:01.the tree down from the loft last Sunday because they could not wait.

:26:02. > :26:06.I cannot blame them. Hannah loves her pink Christmas tree which is

:26:07. > :26:11.already up! We have got loads of those, thank you. We hope you are a

:26:12. > :26:17.bit more in the mood. Thank you to all our guests and good luck, Mark,

:26:18. > :26:24.on Saturday. Next week we have Jennifer Saunders, Gordon Ramsay, do

:26:25. > :26:29.Eddie is art and Jerry Paxman will be here. But now it is time to hear

:26:30. > :26:33.The Lumineers sing Ho Hey -- Jeremy Paxman.

:26:34. > :26:35.Ho! Hey!

:26:36. > :26:39.Ho! Hey!

:26:40. > :26:42.# I've been trying to do it right. # I've been living a lonely life.

:26:43. > :26:45.# I've been sleeping here instead # I've been sleeping in my bed.

:26:46. > :26:47.# Sleeping in my bed. # Hey!

:26:48. > :26:58.(Ho!). # (Ho!) So show me family.

:26:59. > :27:01.# (Hey!) All the blood that I would bleed.

:27:02. > :27:04.# (Ho!) I don't know where I belong. # (Hey!) I don't know where I went

:27:05. > :27:14.wrong. # (Ho!) But I can write a song.

:27:15. > :27:17.# (Hey!). # I belong with you, you belong with

:27:18. > :27:21.me, you're my sweetheart. # I belong with you, you belong with

:27:22. > :27:25.me, you're my sweet. Ho!

:27:26. > :27:31.Hey! Ho!

:27:32. > :27:34.Hey! # I don't think you're right for

:27:35. > :27:40.him. # Look at what it might have been if

:27:41. > :27:49.you took a bus to China Town. # I'd be standing on Canal and

:27:50. > :27:54.Bowery. # And she'd be standing next to me.

:27:55. > :27:59.One, two, three. # I belong with you, you belong with

:28:00. > :28:07.me, you're my sweetheart. # I belong with you, you belong with

:28:08. > :28:18.me, you're my sweetheart. # Love - we need it now.

:28:19. > :28:25.# Let's hope for some. # So, we're bleeding out.

:28:26. > :28:31.# I belong with you, you belong with me, you're my sweetheart.

:28:32. > :28:35.# I belong with you, you belong with me, you're my sweet.

:28:36. > :28:44.Ho! Hey!

:28:45. > :28:48.Ho! Hey!

:28:49. > :28:52.CHEERING