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:00:21. > :00:25.Welcome to The One Show with Matt Baker.

:00:25. > :00:28.And Alex Jones. Tonight's guest has a fascination for flash cars, a

:00:28. > :00:37.love of ladies' lingerie and a passion for profit. Enter the

:00:37. > :00:41.Dragon that is Theo Paphitis! APPLAUSE

:00:41. > :00:45.Good to see you, Theo. Thanks for coming back. Do you know what - I

:00:45. > :00:49.was thinking about you the other day because I walked past your new

:00:49. > :00:54.shop because you have opened a chain. We have. Mrs P must be

:00:54. > :00:58.pleased that you're back in the undies business. She is. I have

:00:58. > :01:03.also three daughters as well, but that's a fascination of mine -

:01:03. > :01:07.keeping Mrs P happy - keeping Mrs P happy. Is this the one where

:01:07. > :01:11.everything is in the drawers? we have drawers in our drawers.

:01:11. > :01:15.That's nice. It's easier than hanging the small knickers on...

:01:15. > :01:21.Yes, the drawers are all nicely labelled. You can take what you

:01:21. > :01:26.want out. Just peek in our drawers is what we say. Very clever. What

:01:26. > :01:31.do you make of the new scheme that's come out on Monday, �82

:01:31. > :01:33.million helping new businesses start? Listen, it's a bit of noise.

:01:33. > :01:37.Certainly we like to help enterprise and young enterprise.

:01:37. > :01:40.It's actually a pilot scheme - �10 million the first year, then they

:01:40. > :01:44.have the cost of actually distributing it and everything else.

:01:44. > :01:47.It's the right direction, but we do need to do a huge amount more. To

:01:48. > :01:52.be honest with you, it's down to education. You can't just give

:01:52. > :01:59.money to kids and say, start up businesses. You need to educate

:01:59. > :02:04.them. My tall fell -- fellow Dragon trains thousands of kids. We can't

:02:04. > :02:08.just give them money. We need to give them training and teach them

:02:08. > :02:16.how to be introprenuevers. Do you think �2,500 is enough to start up

:02:16. > :02:20.a business? No, it's a maximum up to �2,500. Listen. Making a noise -

:02:20. > :02:24.I don't think it's money well spent - probably not enough to make a

:02:24. > :02:33.difference. But listen. Any money in this market is welcome. 18-24,

:02:33. > :02:36.have a go. Why not? If your community was offered improved

:02:36. > :02:39.housing, health facilities and roads just as public spending cuts

:02:39. > :02:41.were due to take effect, you'd certainly sit up and take notice.

:02:41. > :02:44.But as Simon Boazman reports, these benefits come with "strings

:02:44. > :02:51.attached'" - tonnes and tonnes of nuclear waste looking for a new

:02:51. > :02:55.home. Romney Marsh Kent. This 100- square-mile of wetlands on the

:02:55. > :03:00.coast is a unique habitat to many birds, plants and insects, but this

:03:00. > :03:05.whole area is currently being considered as a potential burial

:03:05. > :03:10.site for the nation's stockpile of nuclear waste. Now, if successful,

:03:10. > :03:15.they'll receive a huge package of financial investment, but will that

:03:15. > :03:20.be enough to persuade the residents here in Romney Marsh to open up

:03:20. > :03:26.their arms to nuclear waste? There has been a nuclear industrial based

:03:26. > :03:29.here at Dungeness since the 1960s. Dungeness A is in the process of

:03:29. > :03:33.being decommissioned with Dungeness B due to follow within the next

:03:33. > :03:37.decade. Some nuclear waste is already stored here. This is where

:03:37. > :03:43.the radioactive waste is being stored currently. This is it here?

:03:43. > :03:48.This is it. This is a intermediate- level waste container, and this

:03:48. > :03:54.really chunky robust waste package is providing shielding protecting

:03:54. > :04:00.us from the radiation. But high- level waste is the bigger problem.

:04:00. > :04:04.It remains radioactive up to 100,000 years. Currently, it's

:04:04. > :04:07.stored overground at the Sellafield nuclear processing plant in couple

:04:07. > :04:12.brieia, but the Government's decided in the future, all nuclear

:04:12. > :04:16.waste will be buried underground. A deep tunnel would lead to a buried

:04:16. > :04:21.site up to 25 square kilometres in size. One of the potential risks of

:04:21. > :04:25.just leaving it where it is? I am afraid there are bad people in this

:04:25. > :04:29.world, and those bad people want to do bad things - crashing aeroplanes

:04:29. > :04:33.and bombs and things. We can all imagine those scenarios. The safest

:04:33. > :04:38.thing to do with this waste is to put it 800 metres underground out

:04:38. > :04:43.of our environment. Is it 100% safe? I can never say anything is

:04:43. > :04:48.going to be 100% safe. Me and you are standing next this container

:04:49. > :04:52.right now. Am I 100% safe? I think you are, but who knows what could

:04:52. > :04:55.happen? That is the question. Communities will be asking, who

:04:55. > :05:00.knows what could happen? The thing is this particular community have

:05:00. > :05:08.got this waste on their back garden anyway, and to put it underground

:05:08. > :05:12.would be far, far more safe than leaving it here on the surface.

:05:12. > :05:17.Local environmental group Protect Kent is worried about the proposals

:05:17. > :05:20.and doesn't believe the area is suitable. Well, one wonders whether

:05:20. > :05:24.the geology is absolutely right bearing in mind the Government have

:05:24. > :05:27.already rejected an idea of extending the life of the power

:05:27. > :05:31.station here because of sea level rise, which they say is going to be

:05:31. > :05:34.quite a problem into the future, and I think the other point on

:05:34. > :05:37.geology you have to take into account is within the last five

:05:37. > :05:41.years there has been an earthquake at Folkestone, and it was felt here.

:05:42. > :05:45.That's, again, another problem. Government is offering huge

:05:45. > :05:48.economic incentives to attract volunteers. Councillors in Cumbria

:05:48. > :05:53.were the first too come forward three years ago, and now here

:05:53. > :05:57.Shepway District Council has declared an interest too. This is

:05:57. > :06:00.first of a series of open exhibitions for locals. In this

:06:00. > :06:04.part of the world we have had 50 years of working with the nuclear

:06:04. > :06:06.industry. It's provided a lot of job, but those nuclear power

:06:06. > :06:10.stations decommissioning, there is actually going to be nothing left

:06:10. > :06:14.for the people on the marsh, which already has a job crisis. This has

:06:14. > :06:17.the possibility of not only bringing jobs but also

:06:17. > :06:20.infrastructure development, so we could be talking about road, rail,

:06:20. > :06:25.sea defences. It's up to us to negotiate it and get as much money

:06:25. > :06:28.out of it as possible. People might look at this and saying, offering

:06:28. > :06:32.you some infrastruckture or offering you some Health Services

:06:32. > :06:37.is a bribe to take on this nation's problem. If that's the only way we

:06:37. > :06:41.can get the services and infrastruckture we need to survive

:06:41. > :06:45.down here, it's not wrong. I think it's an opportunity. 51% of the

:06:45. > :06:49.people polled in Cumbria want to take proposals for a nuclear waste

:06:49. > :06:52.facility further. What about the people here in Kent? I think it's a

:06:52. > :06:59.great idea it's going to bring jobs to the area seeing as the power

:06:59. > :07:03.station is going out. They shouldn't bury it, no, not in

:07:03. > :07:09.Romney Marsh. Why not? Why not take it to Downing Street? You think it

:07:10. > :07:14.would be better off there? Yeah! It's a requirement, whether it's

:07:14. > :07:17.regional or countrywide. Everybody is going to be a NIMBY, not in my

:07:17. > :07:21.backyard. At the end of the day, it's got to go have. The nuclear

:07:21. > :07:26.waste has to travel here. That's one big thing. I have grandchildren

:07:26. > :07:30.down in Lid as well, and I wouldn't like them close to that. Well, this

:07:30. > :07:37.is a problem that successive governments have been trying to

:07:37. > :07:40.face for decades without much luck, so will it come here to Romney

:07:40. > :07:44.Marsh? They don't need to make a decision for a few years, and that

:07:44. > :07:48.leaves people plenty of time for further persuasion.

:07:48. > :07:54.What would your decision be then? Nuclear waste, the Theo Paphitis

:07:54. > :07:57.Towers, are you in or out? It's always that saying, not in my

:07:57. > :08:00.backyard. Nuclear power is the future. Whether we like it or not,

:08:00. > :08:04.it's the technology that twhoo, we know about now. We've got wind.

:08:04. > :08:08.We've got wave. We have PV panels, but the one that actually works -

:08:08. > :08:13.the only one that works - is nuclear, so we need it, but do I

:08:13. > :08:18.want it in my backyard? I might struggle with that. It's those two-

:08:18. > :08:26.headed cats... Have you got granite-toped work tops through the

:08:26. > :08:31.kitchen? How do you know that? do you know that! Just wondered -

:08:31. > :08:37.get one of those raid metres and see how much radiation they give

:08:37. > :08:42.off. You would be amazed. They look lovely. I haven't got them, no, but

:08:42. > :08:47.they do look very nice. I wouldn't beat yourself up over it. They give

:08:47. > :08:52.off radiation? Yeah, test them. everybody who has granite tops in

:08:52. > :08:57.their house - you have panicked a whole nation. It's natural, but it

:08:57. > :09:04.radiates. I have baffled you there, haven't I? My goldfish only have

:09:04. > :09:08.two eyes. They have -- are on a granite top. We're moving on to

:09:08. > :09:11.fly-pasts. Ahead of next week's Jubilee

:09:11. > :09:20.flypast over Buckingham Palace, we thought we'd take a look at how

:09:20. > :09:29.pilots learn to fly in close formation. That's amazing. That's

:09:29. > :09:36.brilliant. But there's more to look at than the inside of a cockpit!

:09:36. > :09:41.This is RAF Valley in Anglesey, Wales, the home of the largest

:09:41. > :09:45.number of Hawk T2 aircraft in the world. If you want to fly fast jets,

:09:45. > :09:49.and let's be honest - who doesn't? You have to come here and prove

:09:49. > :09:54.your worth. There are many tests to pass because it is a highly skilled

:09:54. > :09:59.job. The man responsible for assessing

:09:59. > :10:02.the jet school trainees is station commander Adrian Hill. All his

:10:02. > :10:10.pilots have to have at least three years flying before they get

:10:10. > :10:15.anywhere near a fast jet. Thousands of people applying - you

:10:15. > :10:20.don't take most of them I am sure. No, it's very selective. We tend to

:10:20. > :10:25.only train 25 to 30 fast jet pilots every year. They'll learn the more

:10:25. > :10:29.advanced aspects of flying such as formation flying, low flying. All

:10:29. > :10:33.of these are obviously critical flying disciplines. They'll

:10:33. > :10:38.ultimately go and serve on the front line flying the Typhoon or

:10:38. > :10:46.Tornado. Wing commander Kevin Marsh is a senior pilot who teaches on

:10:46. > :10:49.the Hawk T2. The T2 has the control features of the far more expensive

:10:49. > :10:59.Typhoon fighter jet allowing pilots to perfect their skills before

:10:59. > :11:14.

:11:14. > :11:19.The Hawk T2 gives you a modern cockpit like that of a Typhoon in a

:11:19. > :11:23.modern training cockpit. All the buttons on the stick and the

:11:23. > :11:26.throttle move in the same manner. So when the pilot finishes his

:11:26. > :11:30.training here, he can go to the Typhoon, and the things look the

:11:30. > :11:39.same. We can test the pilots and train them far, far better than has

:11:39. > :11:44.ever been possible before. These are incredible aircraft, and

:11:44. > :11:47.I would have loved to fly in one, but tragically, I am too tall. I

:11:47. > :11:51.can't fit in the cockpit, but luckily for me, new technology has

:11:51. > :11:56.come along - in particular, this - the full mission simulator which

:11:56. > :12:02.for the first time gives me a real sense of what it's like to be

:12:02. > :12:07.airborne. I am being shown how to use it by squadron leader Mark

:12:07. > :12:12.Simmons. Feet on the brakes. Now slam the throttle all the way

:12:12. > :12:16.forward. Here we go. Release the brakes, and you're rolling. I can

:12:16. > :12:22.actually feel it in the seat. That's incredible. Gently pull back

:12:22. > :12:26.on the control column. Wow. you're flying. My goodness, it's

:12:26. > :12:30.incredible how you can see the sky above you. It's just unbelievable.

:12:30. > :12:38.That's my horizon there, is it? Most of the information you need

:12:38. > :12:42.will be in the head up display - your speed, your horizon.

:12:42. > :12:46.feeling slightly motion sick. we'll do now is move another

:12:46. > :12:51.aircraft into the system and you can have a go at practising close

:12:51. > :12:56.formation. OK. Bring it on! Where is he? There he is. OK. I can see

:12:56. > :12:58.the other Hawk. Use the control column to bring yourself up a

:12:59. > :13:03.little higher. I am on him now - I am not.

:13:03. > :13:09.It's a lot trickier than it looks. Look at this. This is formation

:13:09. > :13:13.flying. Oh, hello. Where has he gone? He's right above me. Good

:13:13. > :13:16.fly-past! Oh, dude! A number of different things you

:13:16. > :13:21.have to worry about - where your plane is, where their plane is,

:13:21. > :13:31.where the landscape is. It's a highly skilled activity, and it's a

:13:31. > :13:33.

:13:33. > :13:38.Poor Dan - no plane... In a hawk, but yeah, does that thought excite

:13:38. > :13:42.you, Theo? The Hawk frightens me a bit. I am claustrophobic, and the

:13:42. > :13:48.thought of being stuck in there. Are you scared of heights as well?

:13:48. > :13:52.I am. On an aeroplane I always want an aisle seat so if something goes

:13:52. > :13:57.wrong, you can escape. But you're still in the sky. I know. It's mad,

:13:57. > :14:00.isn't it? We're going to turn the clock back a little bit - your

:14:00. > :14:06.first ever TV appearance when you were chairman of Millwall Football

:14:06. > :14:12.Club. Here we go, in a documentary. Hot dogs and burgers. What's going

:14:12. > :14:18.to happen to those? Rubbish, goes in a black bag. Do you take the

:14:18. > :14:22.food out? No. It's a rule. That's an interesting one. Would you like

:14:22. > :14:26.to take the food home? Absolutely. It should be offered to the staff.

:14:26. > :14:30.At the end of the day, so much gets wasted anyway, so if we are allowed

:14:30. > :14:34.to take it... I would have no objections or problems with that. I

:14:34. > :14:39.think there is no reason you can't take the food home. So did you let

:14:39. > :14:42.them take the food home? No! I'll tell you why - because - I have

:14:42. > :14:47.just become chairman of Millwall. That was 12 years ago, 2000. I was

:14:47. > :14:51.a lot younger there, as you noticed - or was I older? But anyway, I

:14:51. > :14:56.came up with all these grand ideas - do that, nation. They can take

:14:56. > :15:01.the food home, so I went back into the offices, took my hat and apron

:15:01. > :15:06.off. The catering staff said, "Can I have a word with you? They

:15:06. > :15:09.can't." I said, what do you mean? "If it's repeated, if somebody

:15:09. > :15:14.catches something, it's not health and safety." That was the answer -

:15:14. > :15:18.no, stupid idea. You were filming then because it was a documentary

:15:18. > :15:22.called Back To the Floor, now The Boss Is Back is you retracing your

:15:22. > :15:27.time as boss of Millwall Football Club. What did you learn? How weird

:15:27. > :15:32.was it looking back? Did you think I wouldn't do that now or...

:15:32. > :15:34.wasn't a case of that. It was looking at yourself 12 years ago

:15:34. > :15:38.and reminding yourself of all the things you went through. There were

:15:38. > :15:42.lots of things that came out of that programme we actually did

:15:42. > :15:45.implement. That was one that happened to be a silly idea.

:15:45. > :15:48.Dragons sometimes have silly ideas. We just don't talk about them.

:15:48. > :15:52.different were you, looking back? That was my first time on TV as

:15:52. > :15:56.well, so you can see I was a little bit Uncomfortable, but you learn

:15:56. > :16:00.every day of your life, everything you do, all these experiences, good,

:16:00. > :16:04.bad, something that actually enhances your abilities - and

:16:04. > :16:08.Millwall - I had gone into quite a few companies to sort out by then,

:16:08. > :16:12.but after, there were many others. It's part of a learning process.

:16:12. > :16:16.Does it help you to keep a diary, looking back at past mistakes or

:16:16. > :16:19.things you wouldn't have done? Listen. Anyone who doesn't make

:16:19. > :16:24.mistakes is a person who never makes decisions or is a liar

:16:24. > :16:28.because we all make mistakes. I think you just have to learn from

:16:28. > :16:32.them. You do it all through your working career. So no regrets,

:16:32. > :16:36.then? They can't be regrets. You have to learn from them. You have

:16:37. > :16:40.to build your bridges, Mrs P says, and move on. It's strange because

:16:40. > :16:46.Hillary devai was on the other week and she said exactly the same thing.

:16:46. > :16:51.It's that trait, isn't it, of just keeping going and trying. You have

:16:51. > :16:53.to. To sit back and wallow in self- pity about it is nonsense. You have

:16:53. > :17:03.to take life sometimes by the throat, and you have to go out

:17:03. > :17:07.We don't do straightforward art on for the One Show, we do beach,

:17:07. > :17:12.pavement or driftwood and today we are taking it to a new level.

:17:12. > :17:21.it is bacterial art. Phil Tufnell didn't fancy this so we sent George

:17:21. > :17:27.Taking precautions to avoid becoming ill from bacteria by using

:17:27. > :17:31.anti-bacterial soap is just common sense. But right now there are

:17:31. > :17:40.several hundred bacteria on me and inside me and the majority are

:17:40. > :17:48.These single-cell organisms are found everywhere, from the depths

:17:48. > :17:52.of the oceans to the very pavements we walk on. I'm collecting bacteria

:17:52. > :17:56.for a scientist who is concerned we have become too fearful of these

:17:56. > :18:00.microscopic organisms. He wants to change our perception of them and

:18:00. > :18:06.to show us some of their special qualities, he turns them into works

:18:06. > :18:11.of art. This is a plate which is commonly used to grow bacteria and

:18:11. > :18:17.to see what is living on the soles of my books, this is heading to the

:18:17. > :18:22.University of Surrey. Dr Simon Parke is a molecular biologist who

:18:22. > :18:27.specialises in food bores and ising -- food boys and rising. He says

:18:28. > :18:33.our fears must not take over. How do you change people's perceptions

:18:33. > :18:36.of bacteria being universally bad? I like to take the bacteria out

:18:36. > :18:40.into schools and to museums and highlight the other interesting

:18:40. > :18:44.aspects rather than drilling into people the fact that they cause

:18:44. > :18:49.illness all the time. After four days, my but bacteria have grown

:18:49. > :18:57.into a stunning display of colours and patterns. That is absolutely

:18:57. > :19:04.beautiful. Amazing. This is a work of bacterial art from the sole of

:19:04. > :19:08.your boot. I can see four obvious things. A yellow one and a blotchy

:19:08. > :19:13.one and this creamy spread. Fees are only the ones you can actually

:19:13. > :19:19.grow. There are probably more on my boot. Yes, it is estimated we can

:19:19. > :19:23.only grow 1% of the bacteria in the world. So we only know about 1% of

:19:23. > :19:30.all the world's bacteria. That is unbelievable. Amazing after

:19:30. > :19:40.hundreds of years of microbiology. What have you got here? We have

:19:40. > :19:42.

:19:42. > :19:47.some bacteria from the deep sea Wow! Look at that, that is

:19:47. > :19:53.incredible. These bacteria always get that kind of reaction. I can

:19:53. > :19:59.see why. That is just a great pile of blowing marine bacteria.

:20:00. > :20:03.Billions of bacteria producing light. These microscopic organisms

:20:03. > :20:11.have evolved this ability deep in the ocean, although nobody knows

:20:11. > :20:15.quite why. What the court -- what a way to grab attention. Sounds

:20:15. > :20:20.bizarre? Wait until you see what Simon does with soil bacteria. Is

:20:20. > :20:25.there anything in particular your hunting for? We are hopefully

:20:25. > :20:29.looking for coloured bacteria. do you want to isolate those?

:20:29. > :20:34.can paint with those. I've heard of painting by numbers, but painting

:20:34. > :20:41.with bacteria! For a sample we have just done will take a while, but I

:20:41. > :20:45.have previous examples. That is incredible. That really looks like

:20:45. > :20:55.pate. Using these bacteria, it is time to show off my artistic skills.

:20:55. > :21:02.

:21:02. > :21:11.I haven't a clue what to paint, but This is the most fun I've had with

:21:11. > :21:15.bacteria. Ever. Picasso, eat your heart out! My picture has taken

:21:15. > :21:21.minutes to produce, but one of Simon's finest bacterial works of

:21:21. > :21:25.art to, as the year. In collaboration with a artist Joe

:21:25. > :21:33.wonder, he used 16 different species of bacteria to reproduce

:21:33. > :21:37.the famous Ofili up. -- Offi Year. Here's the original inspiration.

:21:37. > :21:42.This is the real Ophelia painted in the 19th century by Sir John

:21:42. > :21:45.Everett Millais. Perhaps through Simon's bacterial pictures, people

:21:45. > :21:54.will see the quite extraordinary properties that simple single-

:21:54. > :21:57.celled organisms can show and learn to appreciate them. Amazing. You

:21:57. > :22:02.did your own painting. I don't know if you can call it a painting.

:22:02. > :22:06.work of art. Her a work of Aboriginal art. It has become

:22:06. > :22:14.slightly more, it and it has spread a bit. I think we should auction

:22:14. > :22:19.this. I agree. Get a fiver! fiver! How long would that take to

:22:19. > :22:25.become unrecognisable? That would last about a year. While we've got

:22:25. > :22:33.to hear, Theo, we would like to produce a wonderful painting. If

:22:33. > :22:42.you are up for it. Ready? George is ready. Hand flat and roll it about

:22:42. > :22:46.a bit. Not too hard. And then take it off. With feeling. When was the

:22:46. > :22:52.last time you washed your hands? That will be incubated. Just before

:22:52. > :22:57.I came in. Good boy. You can have a wipe. We will put that on Facebook

:22:57. > :23:01.when it is cultivated. Off for everybody to see it. We will send

:23:01. > :23:10.you a picture, we will print it out so you can put it in the downstairs

:23:10. > :23:14.toilet. You've got no made out of Jan? I have, it is amazing. There's

:23:14. > :23:17.a new survey out today macro which suggests we are a bit too careful

:23:17. > :23:22.with our children, that exposing them to bacteria is sometimes a

:23:22. > :23:27.good thing. We are. If you we'd all the bacteria in the world, they

:23:27. > :23:34.would outweigh every other species added up. They have been around for

:23:34. > :23:37.3.5 billion years. That spoonful of soil probably contains something

:23:37. > :23:42.like 50 million bacteria of thousands of species. You can't

:23:42. > :23:46.avoid them. There's a theory that comes back from 1989 which

:23:47. > :23:51.basically says we are too hygienic. If you don't expose your immune

:23:51. > :23:55.system to bacteria when you're young, when you do get a bacterial

:23:55. > :24:00.infection, it is worse, and you also get more allergies. That is

:24:01. > :24:07.backed up by research from Harvard published this March, where they

:24:07. > :24:12.bred germ Free mice and they had worse health issues and allergies.

:24:12. > :24:16.Obsession with hygiene is probably not be good thing. Obviously

:24:16. > :24:20.hygiene in the kitchen is good, but to keep your house complete the

:24:20. > :24:24.germ free... I'm quite relaxed. Were you with your kids or were you

:24:24. > :24:29.constantly wiping Hans? These things didn't exist when my kids

:24:30. > :24:35.were around. Everybody carries these sanitised as now. Are they

:24:35. > :24:40.good for us? In hospitals, yes. You have to have quick hygiene all the

:24:40. > :24:46.time. But soap and water is all you need. Kids need a bit of bacteria,

:24:46. > :24:52.they need to be exposed to that at an early age. George has brought a

:24:52. > :24:58.lovely plant for Mrs P. Yes! With a bacteria theme. The great thing

:24:58. > :25:02.about bacteria is they make the cycles of elements. Carbon cycle,

:25:02. > :25:06.nitrogen cycle particularly. Without Nitrogen being taken out of

:25:06. > :25:12.the atmosphere and made into ammonia to fertilise the soil, we

:25:12. > :25:18.would not be here. If you have a look at the roots, there are little

:25:18. > :25:22.nodules which are full of a bacteria. That fixes nitrogen out

:25:22. > :25:28.of the atmosphere and makes it available for plants. Indoors or

:25:28. > :25:33.outdoors? Outdoor plant. They are essential, we would not be here

:25:33. > :25:41.without that bacteria. A simple as that. Thank you. Mrs P will be

:25:41. > :25:46.ecstatic! Go and wash your hands! Remember, in about a week's time,

:25:46. > :25:53.have a look at our Facebook Page, Theo's bacterial art work will be

:25:53. > :26:01.there. Slightly smudged. We could not have you here without pitching

:26:01. > :26:04.some new business ideas. Here we go. Instead of me pitching all the

:26:04. > :26:07.people coming to pitch to you, we thought we would go back to your

:26:07. > :26:17.old primary school to meet some wonderful young business people.

:26:17. > :26:20.

:26:20. > :26:27.Have you ever walked down the road and listened to a dog bark and

:26:27. > :26:31.wondered what it was talking about? How this works is there's an

:26:31. > :26:36.amazing, spectacular glove that comes with it. You simply St Kitts

:26:36. > :26:41.and there you have it, it translates into English. You have

:26:41. > :26:46.to put your clothes in here and you have to take them out after one

:26:46. > :26:50.minute and then showing these diamonds until they shimmer. --

:26:50. > :26:57.line. It will enhance your dress. Have you ever wanted to send

:26:57. > :27:03.someone else to your job or school? My invention is a clone, it is

:27:03. > :27:06.perfect for you. If you stand in the sealed oxygen tubes, the

:27:06. > :27:14.electronic devices will send three your DNA, which will form another

:27:14. > :27:21.you. My invention is the pocket blade. It folds itself with the

:27:21. > :27:25.click of a button. It shrinks itself to two shrink raised. You

:27:25. > :27:32.don't have to worry about congestion charge and also you

:27:32. > :27:41.don't have to worry about parking. Ideal during the Olympics! Perfect.

:27:41. > :27:47.What do you reckon? They are brilliant. Brilliant. I'm ecstatic

:27:47. > :27:51.about the cloning one. My diary, it would be brilliant! I can't believe

:27:51. > :27:55.somebody hasn't pitched that you already. The thought of another

:27:55. > :28:01.Peter Jones, another Theo Paphitis, might not be that attractive to a

:28:01. > :28:05.lot of people! I like the dog translating thing. We know you're a

:28:05. > :28:11.Cypriot, but we have to ask you about Greece. What do you think the

:28:11. > :28:15.situation will be in Greece? Give us your predictions for next year.

:28:15. > :28:20.Greece is in a dire Strait and it is highly likely they will end up

:28:20. > :28:24.leaving the euro. Amazingly, a third of people that voted in the

:28:24. > :28:28.last election, they did not get a decisive government, voted for a

:28:28. > :28:34.party that said anyone with over 20,000 euros in the bank, we will

:28:34. > :28:40.confiscate. People voted for that. Things are not great. But here, I

:28:40. > :28:44.think we have to think positively. I am starting new businesses, I

:28:44. > :28:47.have open new stores. We have opened in Iceland, Gibraltar. We