0:00:17 > 0:00:17Enter
0:00:17 > 0:00:20Hello and welcome to your Wednesday One Show
0:00:20 > 0:00:21with Alex Jones.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24And Matt Baker.
0:00:24 > 0:00:33We talked about the Super Blue Blood Moon last night. Here is in its It's
0:00:33 > 0:00:37a perfect glory.Moon for going wild. We are experiencing wildlife
0:00:37 > 0:00:43like never before. We have burrowing meerkats tonight. We have fishing
0:00:43 > 0:00:49penguins as well. Anded we will be climbing trees with chimpanzees.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53Gordon Buchanan is here with us to show us what happens when you hand
0:00:53 > 0:00:57all the cameras over to animals. Interesting stuff.Yeah. We have
0:00:57 > 0:01:04taken a leaf out of Gordon's book and earlier we strapped cameras o
0:01:04 > 0:01:10our other guests. Let's look at the footage.A woman, flicking through
0:01:10 > 0:01:14the day's papers. Likes to keep up with current events. A book on
0:01:14 > 0:01:22barging. Interesting. Drinking tea out of a GMTV mug.Who is this? Oh,
0:01:22 > 0:01:27male we think. Testing out a lever. What might that do? He likes
0:01:27 > 0:01:36football, look. There is a portrait there. By the look of that book he's
0:01:36 > 0:01:40a comedian. Who are they, Matt. Penny Smith and Frank Skinner of
0:01:40 > 0:01:43course! APPLAUSE
0:01:43 > 0:01:49Hello.So, I mean, you only had a camera strapped to you for a little
0:01:49 > 0:01:52bit there. Had you had it on all week what would be the highlight for
0:01:52 > 0:01:59the viewers?One of mine was handing back a piece of rubbish to somebody
0:01:59 > 0:02:07who it thrown it at my feet. I said, "I'm sorry I think you just dropped
0:02:07 > 0:02:12this" she said, "oh, no I don't want it." I said, "I will pop it in the
0:02:12 > 0:02:17bin for you then." What kels you do. No other option.Slightly
0:02:17 > 0:02:22confrontation al. It was my birthday on Sunday. When I came down stairs
0:02:22 > 0:02:31in the morning my partner and my son had made a spread of exotic food and
0:02:31 > 0:02:38a cake with my age spelled out in pomegranate.It was lovely.Huge
0:02:38 > 0:02:44effort.Have you a thing about exotic food or was it random inWe
0:02:44 > 0:02:48all have. I will interview the chimpanzee after.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56It's award-winning chart-topping Franz Ferdinand who have been using
0:02:56 > 0:03:00our cam rachlt they are warming up, I presume. Not sure what is going on
0:03:00 > 0:03:07there. Alex will be on the sofa later on. They will perform a track
0:03:07 > 0:03:16later. Music outside.Exactly.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Going to the dentist would probably be on many people's lists of things
0:03:19 > 0:03:22to put into Room 101, but not being able to visit one
0:03:22 > 0:03:24is definitely worse in the long run.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Andy Kershaw has been to one place where the lack of access to NHS
0:03:27 > 0:03:30dental treatment has left a hole that only volunteers can fill.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33If you are in Dewsbury with a tooth ache and no dentist and can't afford
0:03:33 > 0:03:42to pay, you have got a problem. Which is exactly where Neil Saxton
0:03:42 > 0:03:46find himself. I broke my tooth a year ago. It has given me pain ever
0:03:46 > 0:03:53since. He has no dentist, he is not alone. Half of England's dentists
0:03:53 > 0:03:57have stopped taking on new NHS patients. Here the figure is 96%.My
0:03:57 > 0:04:01family is struggling to find a local dentist now who is actually with the
0:04:01 > 0:04:07NHS.The only reason they take me on is if I was a private patient.
0:04:07 > 0:04:12There's never ever anything available. When you find it on the
0:04:12 > 0:04:16NHS website, when it says "accepting new NHS patients" you ring - no,
0:04:16 > 0:04:23we're not.For today at least help is at hand. In the shape of a truck
0:04:23 > 0:04:28parked outside Dewsbury town hall.
0:04:36 > 0:04:43They are all getting emergency visits from this dental charity.
0:04:43 > 0:04:47This mobile clinic, staffed by a team of local dental volunteers,
0:04:47 > 0:04:50offers emergency free care all over the country to those who can't get
0:04:50 > 0:04:57help any other way. With a queue forming already, Nico Donovan,
0:04:57 > 0:05:02heading up the team, has a busy day ahead.I've worked several of these
0:05:02 > 0:05:07sessions in and around. We get patients who open their mouths and
0:05:07 > 0:05:10it being loos like a hang grenade has gone off in their mouth. Not a
0:05:10 > 0:05:15nice situation for them to be in. Neil is queueing. Why don't you see
0:05:15 > 0:05:19a regular dentist?I went to see a dentist and they said that they
0:05:19 > 0:05:23would have to wait until somebody died before I could fill their
0:05:23 > 0:05:31place.With so many in the queue, the team are doing treeage
0:05:31 > 0:05:35prioritising. It's not that the dentists can't handle more patients
0:05:35 > 0:05:38like these, but they are funding to carry out a limited number of
0:05:38 > 0:05:43treatments on the NHS.I have three chairs in my surgery. There is a
0:05:43 > 0:05:46room empty at least four days a week.Halfway through the day and
0:05:46 > 0:05:51they have pulled out a dozen decayed teeth and done several fillings.
0:05:51 > 0:05:56Jonathan is up next. Jonathan, tell us why you have come to visit the
0:05:56 > 0:06:03clinic today?I've been in agony with a wisdom tooth for about four
0:06:03 > 0:06:16weeks now. It's giving me jib.Just as well I'm not queamish.Jonathan's
0:06:16 > 0:06:21treatment is under way. In a sense, he is one of the lucky ones.That
0:06:21 > 0:06:25looks ready to part company from you, all right.The British Dental
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Association says that nation Ali every year nearly three quarters of
0:06:28 > 0:06:34a million people who can't find a dentist turn up at the GPs or at
0:06:34 > 0:06:41A&E.Out she comes.Well done. Why do you think it is that so many
0:06:41 > 0:06:45people have difficulty getting on a dentist list? Some patients have not
0:06:45 > 0:06:48been for years and they think they are registered, they are not. Some
0:06:48 > 0:06:53people move to the area and they suddenly find that there is no
0:06:53 > 0:06:58dentist taking on NHS patients.Or they may have been struck off the
0:06:58 > 0:07:03list, so to speak, for missing an appointment.The charity relies on
0:07:03 > 0:07:08the support of local dentists like Nick to give up their time to help.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11While we are filming a new volunteer turns up. This is something that we
0:07:11 > 0:07:17didn't expect.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21didn't expect. He is not a patient, but a dentist who has a practice in
0:07:21 > 0:07:25nearby Leeds. Most people's perception of dentists these dayses
0:07:25 > 0:07:30is that they are greedy and they don't want to take on NHS patients.
0:07:30 > 0:07:35Would you say that perception is incorrect?Of course it's incorrect.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39There is not enough funding for NHS practices to take on extra patients.
0:07:39 > 0:07:44It's virtually the end of the day. They have seen 37 patients. Pulled
0:07:44 > 0:07:50out more than 20 teeth and done five fillings. Finally, it's Neil's turn.
0:07:50 > 0:07:55How did it snap, do you remember?I was eating something. Cheers. Good
0:07:55 > 0:08:02work that.How did you get on? Brilliant. They were going to pull
0:08:02 > 0:08:09my tooth out. No extraction. They put a temporary filling in that
0:08:09 > 0:08:15might last a few years. I'm really, really happy.Job done. But as
0:08:15 > 0:08:20everyone here know this is is all just a temporary fix. Eddie Crouch
0:08:20 > 0:08:24joins us now. He is the Vice Chair of the British Dental Association.
0:08:24 > 0:08:31Eddie, welcome.Evening.Recent reports suggest that North
0:08:31 > 0:08:38Lincolnshire, West Devon Gosport and Barrow-in-Furness aren't taking on
0:08:38 > 0:08:41adult patients on. What is being done to ensure those people get NHS
0:08:41 > 0:08:46dental care?My real worry is that it's not only in those areas. Across
0:08:46 > 0:08:51the whole of the country, the BBC did research on this, it's access to
0:08:51 > 0:08:54NHS dentistry is a problem everywhere. It's the responsibility
0:08:54 > 0:08:58of the local NHS to actually commission enough services.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Unfortunately, that's not happening. Nothing is actually going on in
0:09:01 > 0:09:06those areas as we speak?Well, there is. It takes such a long time to
0:09:06 > 0:09:10commission the services that often there is a big gap between a dental
0:09:10 > 0:09:13practice closing and a new one opening. The whole system is really
0:09:13 > 0:09:17not very good. The whole process of tendering for contracts is not very
0:09:17 > 0:09:22good. Whitehall we want is a whole change to the whole system so
0:09:22 > 0:09:25patients can be helped.We should say the system is different in
0:09:25 > 0:09:30Scotland and Northern Ireland, isn't it?It is, yes.There has been an
0:09:30 > 0:09:35increase in NHS dentists, 20%. You would think that would improve
0:09:35 > 0:09:38things slightly, but not so?Well, I mean, what we are talking about
0:09:38 > 0:09:41there is the global number of dentists working in the NHS. We are
0:09:41 > 0:09:46not talking about the number that are working full-time in the NHS. So
0:09:46 > 0:09:51that figure is irrelevant, really. If the whole time numbers of
0:09:51 > 0:09:54dentists working in the NHS haven't increased. In fact the funding
0:09:54 > 0:09:58hasn't increased for a long time. If there were more dentists working in
0:09:58 > 0:10:01the NHS they are working with the same amount of funding.Talk me
0:10:01 > 0:10:05through the target system that is in place? There are fines if you don't
0:10:05 > 0:10:09meet the targets. Those fines should go back to the NHS. How does that
0:10:09 > 0:10:13work in practice?Well, the system we are working in at the moment is
0:10:13 > 0:10:19based on a target of numbers of dental activity. It's a stupid
0:10:19 > 0:10:22system if a dentist does six hours of work on you one particular
0:10:22 > 0:10:27patient he may get the same amount of target credit as if he'd done one
0:10:27 > 0:10:32filling on that patient. That doesn't work - one patient as
0:10:32 > 0:10:36opposed to the amount of time or appointments? Related to what
0:10:36 > 0:10:41dentist does. If he gets a filling he gets three years whether it's one
0:10:41 > 0:10:45or 20 fillings. At the end of the year if dentists have seen patients
0:10:45 > 0:10:48that need a lot of treatment and spent a lot of time on them, they
0:10:48 > 0:10:51haven't hit their targets at the end of the year and the NHS take the
0:10:51 > 0:10:55money back. That wouldn't be bad if they were reinvesting it back into
0:10:55 > 0:10:59new services. That isn't happening. We contacted the NHS but we haven't
0:10:59 > 0:11:03had a response yet. For the people in the areas that Matt mentioned at
0:11:03 > 0:11:08the beginning, what are they supposed to do they have an abscess
0:11:08 > 0:11:12or something very painful. Tooth ache is the worse. A lot can't
0:11:12 > 0:11:15afford private care?Absolutely. They have to be realistic. If the
0:11:15 > 0:11:19NHS has a problem, we haven't got sufficient funding to go around, we
0:11:19 > 0:11:23really need to target at the people who can't afford to have private
0:11:23 > 0:11:28dentistry. The other thing that they should do really, if they can't
0:11:28 > 0:11:34access an NHS dentist they should go on NHS Choices, a website. The
0:11:34 > 0:11:38problem is that it is so rapid that what happens dentists can take
0:11:38 > 0:11:42patients on, then they can't, it's not a great system. If they are
0:11:42 > 0:11:45struggling locally I would encourage them to write to their MP.Thank
0:11:45 > 0:11:51you, Eddie. Thank you for the tips on flossing.Thank you very much.
0:11:51 > 0:11:56You have to show everybody what you have.I always carry this. This is a
0:11:56 > 0:12:06gift. I have a sterling silver tooth prick holder. Look there they are.
0:12:06 > 0:12:16With Frank's Tooth Picks. I work in films a a medieval tooth... After
0:12:16 > 0:12:19every meal they come out. It's a tradition.Do you approve?
0:12:19 > 0:12:31Absolutely. I love Eddie I'm an extractor fan.There you go. What
0:12:31 > 0:12:35annoys me on Room 101 posh restaurants, tiny portions and then
0:12:35 > 0:12:41foam. I don't want foam, I want food. For me any phone call that
0:12:41 > 0:12:45involves pressing a number or talking to a robot. I hate it. Press
0:12:45 > 0:12:511, press 3, press 4 for this. For anyone like us in neat need of a
0:12:51 > 0:13:00good moan it's as as well Room 101 is back.What is upsetting Jimmy?
0:13:09 > 0:13:14Tax loopholes, Frank. This isn't tax evasion, this is tax avoidance.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17Following the letter of the law, not the spirit of the law and leaving it
0:13:17 > 0:13:27up to us to decide how much we pay. I don't think it's a good idea!That
0:13:27 > 0:13:33was from Friday night's episode. Yes.Whats Jimmy's idea or his
0:13:33 > 0:13:37accountants?I think accountants are against that thing being said on
0:13:37 > 0:13:42television. Jimmy was up for it. It's one of the best responses to a
0:13:42 > 0:13:46choice we have ever had. I did point out it was like a burglar putting in
0:13:46 > 0:13:53windows. They are there, you don't have to climb through it.Yes.He
0:13:53 > 0:13:57was fabulous good sport about it. The crowd went with him. We are very
0:13:57 > 0:14:00forgiving the British.Yes. Five years ago I think it was Frank you
0:14:00 > 0:14:06were sat here and you said you wanted to put the One Show theme
0:14:06 > 0:14:14tune into Room 101.Yes.Can you believe it?It's the lyrics.
0:14:14 > 0:14:18# 1, da, da # 1...
0:14:18 > 0:14:24#. They don't even go show. They go one - come on. It's popular in some
0:14:24 > 0:14:33households like the Hinge household. Look at this. This is Silvester.
0:14:33 > 0:14:38Silvester absolutely loves it. Yep. That is every night he is like that.
0:14:38 > 0:14:46Are you sure he loves it?Yeah, yeah. It's a response.I'm not sure
0:14:46 > 0:14:50about what canine pain sounds like. That would be my guess.On that
0:14:50 > 0:14:56point we did play Silvester your theme tune.Oh, yeah.The Room 101.
0:14:56 > 0:15:05This was his reaction. Is this enjoin joy am. It gets worse. He is
0:15:05 > 0:15:10getting more and more bored. He is starting to sense, Frank, your
0:15:10 > 0:15:19presence and, well, this then happens.
0:15:19 > 0:15:28He looked so mournful!The new series started a few weeks ago.The
0:15:28 > 0:15:38theme tune should have been # Room 101... #
0:15:38 > 0:15:47biggest surprise this series?Well, Jimmy, Stephen Mangan but in the
0:15:47 > 0:15:54Archers. Vicky McClure pudding rice pudding which...I am with her, the
0:15:54 > 0:15:59skin!
0:16:02 > 0:16:05skin!I made something is out of the dried skin, it is actually quite
0:16:05 > 0:16:13practical.Wrong on so many levels! I am a big rice pudding enthusiasts.
0:16:13 > 0:16:19So they were quite shocking.Have you surprised yourself with what you
0:16:19 > 0:16:25have been convinced to put in there? Ireland is pack and really pushed me
0:16:25 > 0:16:31into pudding children's hard on fridges. -- I remember Chris
0:16:31 > 0:16:37Packham. It is a bit harsh! And Victoria Coren went or James Bond,
0:16:37 > 0:16:40Victoria Coren Mitchell, and I didn't put it in, and that night I
0:16:40 > 0:16:46lay in bed thinking, he is a bit of a sexist murderer. Never a good
0:16:46 > 0:16:52thing! So I phoned up the next day and said, and do you know what, you
0:16:52 > 0:16:56were right, and she said in block capitals, it is too late now!
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Because we're talking Room 101 tonight, Frank,
0:16:59 > 0:17:03we thought it would be a nice idea to reopen the door of the famous
0:17:03 > 0:17:11room and offer you a swap deal.
0:17:11 > 0:17:20Are you going to slice some ham? Potentially! This one is for you.
0:17:20 > 0:17:24Over 24 years and 18 TV series, 503 items have been put into Room 101.
0:17:24 > 0:17:31We've had a tidy-up in there and categorised them.
0:17:31 > 0:17:36We are going to be but the chance to take an item out and replace it with
0:17:36 > 0:17:42a modern equivalent, one out, one in. So category one is... Pull the
0:17:42 > 0:17:52lever.I think you mean... # Category one! #
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Gently does it. Here we go, it is passion.That
0:17:55 > 0:18:04worked beautifully.Shell suits. Gabby Logan put shell suits in.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Novelty boxer shorts, another option, that was Johnny Vegas. And
0:18:07 > 0:18:17Lorraine Kelly put thongs in.You can pull out one of those items from
0:18:17 > 0:18:21Room 101.I am going to retrieve the novelty boxer shorts, I have no
0:18:21 > 0:18:25problems with them. A friend was given by mother, who ate all the
0:18:25 > 0:18:31pies with mince pies on, and I found them quite entertaining.How often
0:18:31 > 0:18:39did you see them?Frequently.That is quite a friend!If we pull them
0:18:39 > 0:18:53out?I am pulling them out, Frank. So what goes in?One fashion item?
0:18:53 > 0:19:00That is quite difficult, I think probably white leggings.Aren't
0:19:00 > 0:19:06jeggings even worse?I think I may have a jegging.I have forgotten
0:19:06 > 0:19:12what they are!Hard jeans, half leggings, they are tried, they are
0:19:12 > 0:19:19quite comfy.They are good for cleaning in.That is no
0:19:19 > 0:19:23recommendation for clothing! I have never seen that on any poster
0:19:23 > 0:19:33advertising clothes!White leggings? We should mention that you made the
0:19:33 > 0:19:41dress you are wearing.I did, I just ran it up! It has even got a zip and
0:19:41 > 0:19:50everything.Really? And it is hidden, not the way that my mum made
0:19:50 > 0:19:56things, very exposed. Like a scar.I once made a shirt, and when I put it
0:19:56 > 0:20:01on, I thought, what on earth is wrong with this? Are the sleeves in
0:20:01 > 0:20:05the wrong arms? You don't even notice, how can it even...? You
0:20:05 > 0:20:11would be like that, thank you. That is a very good impression.Great if
0:20:11 > 0:20:18you were ski jumping.I don't know why I bothered to change them!That
0:20:18 > 0:20:25is how they train, put the shirt on back to front.Whenever I do a ski
0:20:25 > 0:20:32jump, I stick it on.This is really proper!You have got to get yourself
0:20:32 > 0:20:36on that sewing bee.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Over the years, we've managed to find and reunite
0:20:39 > 0:20:41lots of long-lost family members, friends and workmates,
0:20:41 > 0:20:43but tonight we've set our team a whole new challenge.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Natasha Raskin Sharp has been helping one treasure-hunter
0:20:45 > 0:20:53uncover the history behind a unique antique-shop discovery.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57Sue Allen from the Isle of Wight loves hunting around for unique
0:20:57 > 0:21:03antiques.Look at this!What have you got? That is something else,
0:21:03 > 0:21:10isn't it? And in the past, her passion for antiques has led her to
0:21:10 > 0:21:17something really special. This exquisite military jacket was found
0:21:17 > 0:21:24in 2004 at an antiques store in Windsor. Look at that Scarlett.I
0:21:24 > 0:21:30know, you can see how which doubt at me. This is how it was, on a
0:21:30 > 0:21:33mannequin in the store, I recognised as an officer's mess jacket, because
0:21:33 > 0:21:39they still wear the same things on formal occasions. I tried it on, it
0:21:39 > 0:21:44bit me.That is why you bought it! Fancy dress? Did you end up wearing
0:21:44 > 0:21:50it as fancy dress?No, because once we got it home, I looked inside the
0:21:50 > 0:22:00label, and it has got a name in it. And suddenly it becomes a person's
0:22:00 > 0:22:05jacket, not a piece of army surplus. Fascinated by who the wearer was,
0:22:05 > 0:22:10Sue and her husband went online and uncovered swathes of information.
0:22:10 > 0:22:16They found out that E Momber was a decorated soldier of the First World
0:22:16 > 0:22:21War tunnelling companies. Their job was to dig under enemy lines and
0:22:21 > 0:22:24said off explosives.Craters which were the result of mining operations
0:22:24 > 0:22:32were named after him, so we have a map of Hugh
0:22:34 > 0:22:37map of Hugh -- Givenchy in France, and we can see that one of them is
0:22:37 > 0:22:41named Momber. He was awarded the distinguished service order and the
0:22:41 > 0:22:45Military Cross.For conspicuous gallantry and skill in connection
0:22:45 > 0:22:50with mining operations, a brave soldier too. In the course of their
0:22:50 > 0:22:54research, they discovered Edward sadly didn't survive the war. He
0:22:54 > 0:23:03died in Belgium on June 20, 1917, wounded by a shell.Just a few days
0:23:03 > 0:23:08after he died, his General rights, his place cannot be adequately
0:23:08 > 0:23:12filled, for by his untimely death, we lose one of our bravest and best
0:23:12 > 0:23:19officers.And now you want to find a family member.That is right, it is
0:23:19 > 0:23:24not our family, it is something that he had when he lived. If we found
0:23:24 > 0:23:29the family, I hope it would mean a lot to them as well.Determined to
0:23:29 > 0:23:34find Edward's relatives, in 2015 the even travelled to his grave in
0:23:34 > 0:23:38Belgium, leaving flowers and a note for his family. When they didn't
0:23:38 > 0:23:43receive a response, it looks like they had hit a brick wall. But early
0:23:43 > 0:23:48in 2017, they contacted our people finding expert, Cat Whiteaway.They
0:23:48 > 0:23:52had done an incredible amount of research and were able to provide me
0:23:52 > 0:23:56with these incredible documents. Sadly, they couldn't find a marriage
0:23:56 > 0:24:00certificate, because he was only 29 when he died, and he didn't have a
0:24:00 > 0:24:04chance to get married or have children.To find out whether Edward
0:24:04 > 0:24:08had other relatives, she needed to create a family tree for him, but
0:24:08 > 0:24:13with no birth certificate to confirm his family names, she had to look
0:24:13 > 0:24:17elsewhere.When I was going through papers, I made a breakthrough. He
0:24:17 > 0:24:21was such a distinguished soldier that his death was announced in the
0:24:21 > 0:24:25Times, and it clearly says here, dearly loved second son of Robert
0:24:25 > 0:24:33and Eugenie Momber, confirming that he had an elder brother.One Cat
0:24:33 > 0:24:36drew up his family tree, she discovered he was actually one of
0:24:36 > 0:24:41six siblings. The older brother mentioned in the newspaper
0:24:41 > 0:24:47announcement, Robert, had three children of his own. Diana, born in
0:24:47 > 0:24:531919, Beatrice, 1920, and Robert, 1925. What's more, both Diana and
0:24:53 > 0:24:58Beatrice are still alive and well. When Cat wrote to Diana, she
0:24:58 > 0:25:01confirmed that her uncle Edward was the hero of their family. Today
0:25:01 > 0:25:07Diana has asked to nephew Hugh to come and collect his great-uncle's
0:25:07 > 0:25:11jacket on behalf of the family.It is a lovely thing to have happened,
0:25:11 > 0:25:16actually, it gives you that sort of feeling of being in touch with them,
0:25:16 > 0:25:23even though it has been three or four generations.Find what happens
0:25:23 > 0:25:26later when the lost jacket is returned to his family after over
0:25:26 > 0:25:28100 years.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30We'll catch up with Hugh and his great
0:25:30 > 0:25:33uncle's jacket later.
0:25:33 > 0:25:39Penny, for your latest little challenge, escapade...Good word,
0:25:39 > 0:25:44yes!It is not about dressmaking, it is taking to the water. Where did
0:25:44 > 0:25:48you end up, and why did you go where you went?First of all, when you get
0:25:48 > 0:25:54asked to do something, you make a choice, and I thought barging
0:25:54 > 0:25:57sounded nice with like-minded people, I imagined something a bit
0:25:57 > 0:26:05quaint, like a narrow boat, with five of us alleged celebrities, can
0:26:05 > 0:26:12I say that? You know what it means. Five celebrities having a cup of
0:26:12 > 0:26:18tea.Sounds great!Lots of rogues and everything, I am imagining that
0:26:18 > 0:26:24and thinking lovely. And then we go to France, and I am shown this
0:26:24 > 0:26:30whopper...We are not back to the novelty boxer shorts?!Thank you,
0:26:30 > 0:26:35no. Anyway, they show us the boat, it is a massive great cruiser, it
0:26:35 > 0:26:41has got five double berths, it is huge. And Tessa Sanderson and I,
0:26:41 > 0:26:47Tessa Sanderson, Tom Conti, Diarmuid Gavin, Tony Christie, me and Tessa
0:26:47 > 0:26:53on one of these things, and the three boys, one of whom, Tom Conti,
0:26:53 > 0:26:58has been voting for ages, on the other. And we are supposed to be
0:26:58 > 0:27:02guiding this... I can't tell you how big this thing is! We are supposed
0:27:02 > 0:27:05to be going through locks and everything else.Had you any
0:27:05 > 0:27:10previous experience?I had done my powered Old Course about 18 months
0:27:10 > 0:27:16ago, but it is like having two days in a Many learning to drive and then
0:27:16 > 0:27:30being shown an articulated lorry! -- Mini. They should rename and five
0:27:30 > 0:27:35people crashing their way around France, I did it on day one.Did you
0:27:35 > 0:27:41do that thing lying on your back under the bridge?No. You are
0:27:41 > 0:27:44mistaking me for someone who was so calm and collected you could get
0:27:44 > 0:27:50through a bridge without thinking...! No, we didn't do a huge
0:27:50 > 0:28:00amount... In France, it was mostly locks,...It sounds like a great
0:28:00 > 0:28:06thing to do.Let's have a look, you and tested learning the ropes.Can
0:28:06 > 0:28:14you jump off? Quake! Can you do it yet?!I cannot jump that, it is too
0:28:14 > 0:28:18far! You need to get closer so I can jump!She is struggling with the
0:28:18 > 0:28:33wind.Bow thruster!Oh, God!Have you got us on?You are not tied up
0:28:33 > 0:28:41properly, it has to be much tighter than that!Wade?!For God's sake!
0:28:41 > 0:28:48APPLAUSE It looked like quite an extensive
0:28:48 > 0:28:56boat to crash. Yeah. I know. But listen, what
0:28:56 > 0:28:59happened was, I slowly, essentially, drifted into the undergrowth and
0:28:59 > 0:29:05started melding with the trees, communing quite heavily!We wouldn't
0:29:05 > 0:29:13see you in that frock!All I could hear was crunching underneath as I
0:29:13 > 0:29:17hit the shallows, I was thinking, oh dear, and the trees were getting
0:29:17 > 0:29:22closer, I was being pushed in by the water rushing down, and I had to be
0:29:22 > 0:29:26rescued by Diarmuid and poked off with a branch, and Tessa was
0:29:26 > 0:29:32stranded. But then a bit later on, Diarmuid crashed into something, Tom
0:29:32 > 0:29:39Conti crashed...How long was the route?It was only two weeks, you
0:29:39 > 0:29:48know, we didn't crash every day! What part of France?In the South,
0:29:48 > 0:29:53the Canal du Midi, most of the time it was lovely.Are you telling me
0:29:53 > 0:29:58you didn't stop in five-star hotels? We were staying on the boat.I can
0:29:58 > 0:30:02imagine Tessa Fishing with her javelin!That is exactly what
0:30:02 > 0:30:11happened.You can see Celebrity 5 Go Barging on Friday on Channel 5.
0:30:11 > 0:30:14Now, have you ever wondered what it would be like to worry
0:30:14 > 0:30:17that you're about to become part of the food chain?
0:30:17 > 0:30:19Our next guest has.
0:30:19 > 0:30:28My goodness, look at that. He's right in front of me.
0:30:55 > 0:31:02My heart is racing. That was close. Please welcome wildlife cameraman,
0:31:02 > 0:31:05Gordon Buchanan.
0:31:08 > 0:31:14That is extraordinary. How did you even hold your nerve? I mean the
0:31:14 > 0:31:19reaction would be to scream and run the other way.The thing is I wasn't
0:31:19 > 0:31:25expecting to be quite so close. With wildlife it's miles away. This
0:31:25 > 0:31:29leopard was as - Brock probably closer than you are. I could hear it
0:31:29 > 0:31:33breathe. I've watched them hundreds of times before and never heard one
0:31:33 > 0:31:37breathe. I had a pump action fog horn that was the only deterrent. I
0:31:37 > 0:31:43slug it in my bag. No that I will get into a situation to use it, if
0:31:43 > 0:31:49if it comes close I will go... That would hopefully do it.That is why
0:31:49 > 0:31:58they never attack geese!Exactly. Those Was it pant wings.Ing?It was
0:31:58 > 0:32:05sinister breathing.Do an impression.It was more sinister
0:32:05 > 0:32:11than that. It was very close and quite unnerving. Leopards are pound
0:32:11 > 0:32:15for pound the most powerful, one of the most powerful animals on the
0:32:15 > 0:32:20planet.You have lived with bears as well. We have this brilliant
0:32:20 > 0:32:24footage. This bear, it being loos like it went to media college or
0:32:24 > 0:32:29something of the elk. This has given the idea for the programme that we
0:32:29 > 0:32:36are about to talk about? -- looks. It went to media college and went on
0:32:36 > 0:32:41to do great things because he's now on camera five in the One Show
0:32:41 > 0:32:55Studio. There you go. There he is. Brilliant.I knew him when he was
0:32:55 > 0:33:02black!This series where you give cameras two animals. We have footage
0:33:02 > 0:33:08here. Are these tame animals. What is the story with these particular
0:33:08 > 0:33:13creatures?We were working with scientists really to find out from
0:33:13 > 0:33:16them whether the questions that could be answered with the
0:33:16 > 0:33:26deployment of cameras. They were putting GPS could Ashes or tracking
0:33:27 > 0:33:38systems on certain animals. -- cameras. The scientists studied
0:33:38 > 0:33:41seals, but they had never seen what they see. Everything an animal does
0:33:41 > 0:33:46it reacts to what it's seeing. To put that picture together. To see
0:33:46 > 0:33:53the world through the animal's eyes. It was really intimate. I wasn't
0:33:53 > 0:33:59expecting it. Most of the scenes were touching and moving. A private
0:33:59 > 0:34:05moment with a chimpanzee on the top of the tree or a seal trying to
0:34:05 > 0:34:09avoid detection from a great white coasting along the bottom of the
0:34:09 > 0:34:15sea. Eye-opening.The challenge is getting the cameras on and getting
0:34:15 > 0:34:19the footage back and finding the animal with the camera?We think
0:34:19 > 0:34:23technology can do more than it actually can. So the technology is
0:34:23 > 0:34:27not there that you can transmit to some satellite in outer space to get
0:34:27 > 0:34:32the footage back in real time. So all of the cameras had to be
0:34:32 > 0:34:37deployed and then retrieved. In some cases, with the meerkats, we lost
0:34:37 > 0:34:42more cameras than we - we lost count of how many we lost. The meerkats
0:34:42 > 0:34:45you put them on. That was straight-forward. They had been
0:34:45 > 0:34:50studied for 20 years. Put it round its neck and it disace Pearce. A lot
0:34:50 > 0:34:54took them off down the burrow. If we were in the morning and waited for
0:34:54 > 0:35:00them to come back up and had them we could retrieve them and download it.
0:35:00 > 0:35:08When you say take it off they would go down and undid it them.They
0:35:08 > 0:35:12could flick them if they wanted. The chimpanzees they put them on
0:35:12 > 0:35:17themselves.The stuff we have here on the table. Talk us through what
0:35:17 > 0:35:21would be on what animal from what we have.One interesting one is this
0:35:21 > 0:35:27one. We put this on devil rays inside housing that could cope with
0:35:27 > 0:35:36depths of 2,000 meters. To retrieve this it was released from the rays,
0:35:36 > 0:35:40a magnesium link. It dissolves in saltwater. You have eight hours.
0:35:40 > 0:35:44This camera could have actually floated back up to the surface from
0:35:44 > 0:35:492,000 meters and then we find it. Everything for this series is set up
0:35:49 > 0:35:54for it to fail. Never work with technology and animals. It's really
0:35:54 > 0:36:00surprising what we were able to reveal about their lives and to, I
0:36:00 > 0:36:05suppose, work with scientists and see their response to animals they
0:36:05 > 0:36:08know and make them say - I didn't know they did that or that is what
0:36:08 > 0:36:12their world looked like.When you got the footage back, what was the
0:36:12 > 0:36:16most surprising thing for you that you saw?As I said, the intimate
0:36:16 > 0:36:23things. The devil rays that congregate every single year to see
0:36:23 > 0:36:28one of the reasons is to give birth. To see, such intimate views they
0:36:28 > 0:36:34were heavily pregnant you could see their unborn pups unside their stop
0:36:34 > 0:36:37being yas pulsating and moving like a heavily pregnant woman. They are
0:36:37 > 0:36:46about to give birth in the weeks to come. I suppose also with the first
0:36:46 > 0:36:56seals, when they take to the water their lives on aren o the line.
0:36:56 > 0:37:00Great white sharks are trying to get them. Life-and-death struggle. To
0:37:00 > 0:37:05see it in this way it's very personal. It's very moving.When you
0:37:05 > 0:37:10are right there.Right there. We are not, but it's the animals are doing
0:37:10 > 0:37:14all the work.Isn't that the weird thing about animals. You are rooting
0:37:14 > 0:37:17for both sides. That is the weird thing. If they are endangered but
0:37:17 > 0:37:24they are going after something. You feel sorry for both sides.
0:37:24 > 0:37:28Predators are unsuccessful most of the time. The most gobsmacking
0:37:28 > 0:37:36footage we got was from a head mounted camera from a Cheeta with
0:37:36 > 0:37:41flexible hosing. It's between the ears of the Cheeta as it's running
0:37:41 > 0:37:4750mph, 60mph trying to get its dinner.It's on tomorrow night.On
0:37:47 > 0:37:52BBC One.
0:37:52 > 0:37:54The Oxford English Dictionary features more than 829,000
0:37:54 > 0:37:57words, and today it added a bucketload more.
0:37:57 > 0:37:59So if you don't know the meanings of them yet -
0:37:59 > 0:38:03don't get hangry or become diffiding.
0:38:03 > 0:38:05Here's our resident smittling, yampy titivater Alex Riley
0:38:05 > 0:38:09to mansplain a few to the people of Chester.
0:38:09 > 0:38:13There are hundreds of new words added to the Oxford English
0:38:13 > 0:38:16Dictionary every year. Does anybody know what they are and, more
0:38:16 > 0:38:24importantly, does anybody know what they mean? Smittling?A small mouse.
0:38:24 > 0:38:32No idea.Smittling.Use it in a sentence.He has the flu I hope it's
0:38:32 > 0:38:41not smittling.Contagious.Get in. If they are yampy.Grumpy. Is it to
0:38:41 > 0:38:43do with vegetables.
0:38:48 > 0:39:00Someone is a saver.A dinosaur that only eeds fruitloops.Yes. Animals
0:39:00 > 0:39:04that mainly eat a diet of fruit. What is hangry?When you are hungry
0:39:04 > 0:39:08and angry all at the same time. I have to go now because I'm hangry
0:39:08 > 0:39:18now.
0:39:19 > 0:39:28What is titivated?We use that all the time.Geg.Alleyways.Have a
0:39:28 > 0:39:33conversation about the weather and I will geg you.It's raining. It's
0:39:33 > 0:39:44horrible.I'm from the Wun Show do you want to talk about the English
0:39:44 > 0:39:53sary. What is mansplaining. Do you know what it is?I do. You just did
0:39:53 > 0:40:02it.Nobody likes a mansplainer. There is a lovely book called
0:40:02 > 0:40:11Reading the Oxford English Dictionary. He has picked out the
0:40:11 > 0:40:18best words like.People who eat sitting at their desk and they call
0:40:18 > 0:40:28it al desko. I love it.Very good. Frank I'm delighted because the
0:40:28 > 0:40:32fourth series of Sky Arts Portrait Artist of the Year is back on.Yes.
0:40:32 > 0:40:36It doesn't sound as if I'm a fan, but I am.We spoke about it before.
0:40:36 > 0:40:43I know Matt is a big fan. I meet many people passionately in love of
0:40:43 > 0:40:50the programme.You and Dame Joan are great mates. Off to the opera. Who
0:40:50 > 0:41:01is sitting for the portraits it this year inWe have David Tennent. Lily
0:41:01 > 0:41:09Cole.Noel Fielding.
0:41:10 > 0:41:14Cole.Noel Fielding.TheThat was your ex-plait mate?Used to sleep on
0:41:14 > 0:41:19my sofa for a long time and now he's in Game of Thrones.Having his
0:41:19 > 0:41:28portrait painted.Showbusiness.What is the big prize?You get to paint
0:41:28 > 0:41:33Kim Kattrall that hangs in the Walker Gallery in Liverpool and
0:41:33 > 0:41:38£10,000 as well.Good prize.I met Kim. She is lovely. Have you had her
0:41:38 > 0:41:43on here.One of my faefs.She's the same age as me. I thought she was
0:41:43 > 0:41:47about 40. She said I had an operation on my foot, which at my
0:41:47 > 0:41:54age is a chat up line! She was great.What did you say, you were
0:41:54 > 0:41:58thinking of having your own done. I didn't want to get too heavily
0:41:58 > 0:42:04involved. I have never seen Sex in the City apart from that time the
0:42:04 > 0:42:09bloke across the road left his curtains open.We have been tracing
0:42:09 > 0:42:13the history behind an antique military jacket. Here is Natasha
0:42:13 > 0:42:20Raskin Sharp to bring you up to speed. For 13 years Sue Allan has
0:42:20 > 0:42:23been longing to reunite this military jacket with the family of
0:42:23 > 0:42:30the soldier it belonged to. Sue discovered that that soldier was
0:42:30 > 0:42:37Major Edward Momber, a decorated officers who died in battle having
0:42:37 > 0:42:41received two medals for gallantry. He died before having children of
0:42:41 > 0:42:47his own. Our people finding expert has traced his great nephew, Hugh.
0:42:47 > 0:42:52Today he's about to meet Sue.I'm so thrilled he will go back. I can't
0:42:52 > 0:42:58wait.I want to introduce somebody to you. Just for you, the great
0:42:58 > 0:43:05nephew of Major Edward Momber, Hugh Momber.Hugh, how lovely to meet
0:43:05 > 0:43:11you. How lovely. Can I introduce you to your great uncle's jacket.It's
0:43:11 > 0:43:19wonderful.He has been part of our family really for 10 odd years. We
0:43:19 > 0:43:27can't wait now to pass him back. Just such an amazing idea, really.
0:43:27 > 0:43:32He wore this. Your great uncle wore this.Edward's jacket is going home
0:43:32 > 0:43:36to be reunited with his family a century on and the medals he won in
0:43:36 > 0:43:41battle which Hugh brought to show Sue.To have the two things together
0:43:41 > 0:43:45now it brings them back to life, doesn't it?HughHugh has
0:43:45 > 0:43:48photographs. Edward that paint aic packure of the
0:43:48 > 0:43:52man behind the uniform.Oh, look at this. A family photo. That is
0:43:52 > 0:43:59fantastic.That is all the Mombers. Yes, my grandfather.Robert.With
0:43:59 > 0:44:05the cane. Edward in the flat cap. Hugh said that Edward was cheeky and
0:44:05 > 0:44:09naughty.Was he.With his sister and they were always up to no good.They
0:44:09 > 0:44:14climbed up on the roof and got stuck in the lightning conductor at one
0:44:14 > 0:44:20point.He had a tough adulthood, as tough as it can get. To see these
0:44:20 > 0:44:26photographs the fun that he had as a family, they were very close. We
0:44:26 > 0:44:30have Hugh in front of us.I'm so grateful.I'm very happy to hand
0:44:30 > 0:44:35this over to you from Momber to Momber. That's where it belongs.The
0:44:35 > 0:44:39Momber family can now forge a new connection to their extraordinary
0:44:39 > 0:44:46ancestor.Very proud of him and... As you should be.Extremely grateful
0:44:46 > 0:44:51to you for being happy to hand it over as well.Yes, definitely.The
0:44:51 > 0:44:56most beautiful story. That is lovely. We are glad it's back in the
0:44:56 > 0:44:59hands of the rightful family. Antiques are something a lot of
0:44:59 > 0:45:03generations enjoy something we don't want around for an eternity is
0:45:03 > 0:45:07plastic. Our plastic crusader, Lucy, is here.
0:45:07 > 0:45:13You are owl over it?I am.Latest plastic news.The news this week is
0:45:13 > 0:45:19mainly about water. Drinking water. We are trying to do is displace all
0:45:19 > 0:45:22of those single use plastic bottles. We get through millions and millions
0:45:22 > 0:45:26and millions. We have been in touch with the London's Mair's Office.
0:45:26 > 0:45:31They have said they have plans for 20 new drinking water fountains to
0:45:31 > 0:45:36be installed across London this summer. We know from previous news
0:45:36 > 0:45:39items that lots of cities and towns are looking at drinking water
0:45:39 > 0:45:45fountains. These will tie into water refill scheme across the UK. So
0:45:45 > 0:45:50shops, cafes and businesses will offer free water refill points and
0:45:50 > 0:45:56nip in with your refillable bottle by 2021.Happen by this summer?
0:45:56 > 0:46:072021. I have to add a few years on. The aim is to get loads in different
0:46:07 > 0:46:12cities in the UK. Whit brand signed up to this initiative and they will
0:46:12 > 0:46:18have it in their outlets by 2018. Bristol have 200 across Bristol.
0:46:18 > 0:46:20Always first with this Bristol. Well done to you.
0:46:24 > 0:46:28And viewers are always very helpful in sharing ways that they think they
0:46:28 > 0:46:34can make a difference.Yes, so great, loads of responses, mainly
0:46:34 > 0:46:38about microplastics, the tiny fragments of plastic that get into
0:46:38 > 0:46:42the food chain, so from zoo plankton, turtles, Wales, right the
0:46:42 > 0:46:48way through, these can be very easily ingested. Now, Irene Brown,
0:46:48 > 0:46:52you are my hero, from Blaydon, she contacted us because she is
0:46:52 > 0:46:57concerned we are all using tea bags and that they have got plastic in
0:46:57 > 0:47:01them. This prompted quite a discussion, and she is really on the
0:47:01 > 0:47:09money, because most of the... 165 million cups of tea are drunk every
0:47:09 > 0:47:16day in the UK, 96% of the tea bags of polypropylene in. Because we
0:47:16 > 0:47:19drink so many, it is a problem with these microplastics, if you put them
0:47:19 > 0:47:25into compost, so we need the retailers to act on this. The Co-op
0:47:25 > 0:47:32has announced plans to make their own tea bags free of plastic. But
0:47:32 > 0:47:36Irene just uses loose-leaf tea. Excellent!That is all we have got
0:47:36 > 0:47:40time for for now, Lucy, but you will be back next week with more, thanks
0:47:40 > 0:47:43for getting in touch.
0:47:43 > 0:47:45Now, let's introduce tonight's music guests who burst
0:47:45 > 0:47:49onto the music scene 14 years ago with belters like this.
0:47:49 > 0:47:59# Well, do you, do you wanna? # Go where I never let you before...
0:47:59 > 0:48:04#
0:48:05 > 0:48:11# # It's better in the matinee...
0:48:11 > 0:48:20# I say, don't you know, you say I don't know... #
0:48:20 > 0:48:25Please welcome Alex Kapranos from Franz Ferdinand.
0:48:25 > 0:48:32Hello!Good to see you!You guys have had a bit of a reshuffle, some
0:48:32 > 0:48:39have gone, some have come in, so what is the score?Well, Nick left
0:48:39 > 0:48:46after we did the FFS tour, he wanted to spend more time with his family,
0:48:46 > 0:48:51and Julian Corrie and Dino Bardot have joined the band, from Glasgow
0:48:51 > 0:48:57as well.So there you all are. So what is the sounds like now? Has it
0:48:57 > 0:49:01changed at all? Have you tried to stay as you work?I guess, when you
0:49:01 > 0:49:05hear the new record, it still sounds like under straightaway, but we're
0:49:05 > 0:49:10doing something new, it feels like the beginning of a new decade for
0:49:10 > 0:49:17the band, if you like.The album is doing well, four or five stars.I
0:49:17 > 0:49:23haven't been looking at reviews.Are you bothered by reviews?I know
0:49:23 > 0:49:26everybody says it, but I have been trying hard not to read them,
0:49:26 > 0:49:29because you start thinking about that when you are performing, rather
0:49:29 > 0:49:36than the gig itself.
0:49:36 > 0:49:39than the gig itself.Five stars, you said four and five, he is dying
0:49:39 > 0:49:48inside! Thanks, Alex!And you used to be in a band.I was, I was in a
0:49:48 > 0:49:56punk band for a while, which went on to become the Prefects, the second I
0:49:56 > 0:50:02left, they took off like a skyrocket. I used to be quite a big
0:50:02 > 0:50:10punk type of... Safety pins...We don't have to imagine, we have a
0:50:10 > 0:50:18photograph.That was when I was Mick Jagger!
0:50:18 > 0:50:24Jagger! They are schoolmates of mine pointing in.You looked petrified.
0:50:24 > 0:50:31No, I look groovy, like Hayley Mills!And how are you feeling now
0:50:31 > 0:50:36within the band and how it is all going, the new sound?It feels
0:50:36 > 0:50:39really exciting. I guess you don't really know, you made a record, you
0:50:39 > 0:50:45don't know how it is going to go down until you play the songs.Four
0:50:45 > 0:50:5225 stars!Such a disappointment! We toured a lot last year, we played in
0:50:52 > 0:50:57America, the audiences were going nuts for the songs.And what is the
0:50:57 > 0:51:04plan with touring now?Around the UK in February, then Europe, America,
0:51:04 > 0:51:10Japan, Latin America, everywhere! And one really quick question,
0:51:10 > 0:51:16because Frank is here, which band would you put in Room 101?I
0:51:16 > 0:51:21couldn't do that!Play the band, we have got 15 seconds left!I can't
0:51:21 > 0:51:27think of a band.You got away with it, we are down to five no! Over
0:51:27 > 0:51:31just put the members of Franz Ferdinand who left!
0:51:31 > 0:51:33Now picture your dad dancing.
0:51:33 > 0:51:36There he is, at a wedding, dancing away to a bit
0:51:36 > 0:51:38of Oops Up Side Your Head.
0:51:38 > 0:51:40Now picture a room full of dancing dads
0:51:40 > 0:51:41at the World Dad Dancing Championships.
0:51:41 > 0:51:49Good luck, Matt Allwright.
0:51:49 > 0:51:57Calling all middle-aged wedding disco dancing dads. Do you recognise
0:51:57 > 0:52:10these moves? The lawn mower. The running man. And of course the torch
0:52:10 > 0:52:14of trying. Maybe you even consider yourself to be a dad dancer, but
0:52:14 > 0:52:21have you ever taken part in a dad dancing competition? This is what
0:52:21 > 0:52:25I'm going to do, here are my rivals, and here is my 16-year-old son deep
0:52:25 > 0:52:33in the grip of wretched adolescence, that is right, it is payback time!
0:52:33 > 0:52:36# Let's dance to the sound of their playing on the radio... #
0:52:36 > 0:52:50I come here to compete in any teenager's worst nightmare.
0:52:50 > 0:52:51teenager's worst nightmare. The World Dad Dancing Championships is
0:52:51 > 0:52:59part of a festival to give busy dads time to spend with their kids.The
0:52:59 > 0:53:05idea is to get dads outside having fun with their kids. Have a little
0:53:05 > 0:53:11festival for the dads.The jewel in the crown is the main event.The
0:53:11 > 0:53:15official championship is held here. You say that, but I noticed that a
0:53:15 > 0:53:19lot of entrants seem to be from the south-west of England, and yet it is
0:53:19 > 0:53:24the World Dad Dancing Championships? It is a bit like baseball, it is not
0:53:24 > 0:53:29really the World Series.Well, we are the only ones that do it. You
0:53:29 > 0:53:34know, we have got people from Bristol.
0:53:34 > 0:53:38#I'm so excited, and I just can't hide... #
0:53:38 > 0:53:42I'm excited to see all the dads dancing, it's going to be really
0:53:42 > 0:53:50funny.If you have got it, show it. If you haven't, show it anyway.I am
0:53:50 > 0:53:56not dancing, I am not a dad.What is it that makes dad dancing so
0:53:56 > 0:54:02distinctive?The shape of the body, not as chiselled and toned...No
0:54:02 > 0:54:08idea! What is my greatest strength as a dancer? If they are embarrassed
0:54:08 > 0:54:13about me, how do they feel about you, Conrad?I would like to think
0:54:13 > 0:54:21they are proud, but I'm not so sure. Last year he was going, yeah!
0:54:21 > 0:54:25However embarrassed my family are at me, you have gone one step further.
0:54:25 > 0:54:32Wish me luck.God, you are embarrassing!I shall now introduce
0:54:32 > 0:54:39you to the judges!And two at the MD, the festival's kids will be
0:54:39 > 0:54:47doing the judging. -- and to up the ante. If I feel a tap on the
0:54:47 > 0:54:54shoulder, that means I am out.Dads, are you ready? Hit the tune is!
0:54:54 > 0:55:04Straightaway, I get my twerk on with Beyonce, but as soon as I find my
0:55:04 > 0:55:17rhythm... Oh, this is better, I am killing this!And a change of tune!
0:55:17 > 0:55:22But then, disaster strikes. I feel the ice and cold disappointment on
0:55:22 > 0:55:32my shoulder, and I am out, Tommy is devastated. I didn't even make the
0:55:32 > 0:55:37cut! First 20%! It is time to leave it to the cream of the crop, the
0:55:37 > 0:55:43disco dads in a dance-off final.
0:55:43 > 0:55:46disco dads in a dance-off final.The winner of the World Dad Dancing
0:55:46 > 0:55:52Championships 2017 is...Can Conrad, last year's runner-up, Pollard out
0:55:52 > 0:56:00of the bag?Conrad!Yes, he can, and these were the moves that got him
0:56:00 > 0:56:05there. # I'm so excited, I just can't hide
0:56:05 > 0:56:13it... # I've worked so hard for this!At
0:56:13 > 0:56:22least you tried.I think I have strained a pectoral, though. We
0:56:22 > 0:56:27could all do a little bit of that now, brace yourselves! Thank you to
0:56:27 > 0:56:33all of our guests, Frank, Penny, Gordon.
0:56:33 > 0:56:35Room 101 and Celebrity 5 Go Barging are both on Friday evening.
0:56:35 > 0:56:37And don't miss the first Gordon Buchanan's Animal's With Cameras,
0:56:37 > 0:56:388pm tomorrow night.
0:56:38 > 0:56:40Join us tomorrow with Penelope Wilton.
0:56:40 > 0:56:41Now, playing us out,
0:56:41 > 0:56:43here's Franz Ferdinand with the title track
0:56:43 > 0:56:50from their new album, Always Ascending.
0:56:51 > 0:56:54# Always and always and always ascending
0:56:54 > 0:56:58# The opening line leaves an uncertain ending
0:56:58 > 0:57:02# Always and always and always ascending
0:57:02 > 0:57:06# The chords seem to pause but ah
0:57:06 > 0:57:07# Never going to resolve
0:57:07 > 0:57:09# Never going to resolve
0:57:09 > 0:57:10# Never going to resolve
0:57:11 > 0:57:13# Never going to resolve
0:57:14 > 0:57:16# Talk to me
0:57:16 > 0:57:17# Come on, talk to me
0:57:17 > 0:57:20# Yeah, talk to me
0:57:20 > 0:57:22# Come on, talk to me
0:57:22 > 0:57:26# Yeah, talk to me
0:57:26 > 0:57:27# Wake me up
0:57:27 > 0:57:30# Come on, wake me up
0:57:30 > 0:57:32# Waking up dry
0:57:32 > 0:57:34# Waking up dusty
0:57:34 > 0:57:36# Feeling remorse
0:57:36 > 0:57:38# Feeling thirsty
0:57:38 > 0:57:41# Bring me a cup
0:57:41 > 0:57:47# Bring me water
0:57:47 > 0:57:48# We can ascend
0:57:48 > 0:57:50# From this arrangement
0:57:50 > 0:57:53# We can see fate
0:57:53 > 0:57:55# As entertainment
0:57:55 > 0:57:58# Bring me a cup
0:57:58 > 0:58:01# Bring me water
0:58:03 > 0:58:10# Bring me water
0:58:12 > 0:58:16# Always and always and always ascending
0:58:16 > 0:58:20# The shepherd misleads so you think you're transcending
0:58:20 > 0:58:24# Always and always and always ascending
0:58:24 > 0:58:28# Pause the progression but ah
0:58:28 > 0:58:29# Never going to resolve
0:58:29 > 0:58:31# Never going to resolve
0:58:31 > 0:58:32# Never going to resolve
0:58:33 > 0:58:36# Never going to resolve
0:58:36 > 0:58:37# Never going to resolve
0:58:37 > 0:58:39# Talk to me
0:58:39 > 0:58:40# Come on, talk to me
0:58:40 > 0:58:42# Yeah, talk to me
0:58:42 > 0:58:48# Talk to me
0:58:48 > 0:58:51# Come on, wake me up
0:58:51 > 0:58:52# Come on, wake me up
0:58:52 > 0:58:54# Waking up dry
0:58:54 > 0:58:56# Waking up dusty
0:58:56 > 0:58:58# Feeling remorse
0:58:58 > 0:59:01# Feeling thirsty
0:59:01 > 0:59:04# Bring me a cup
0:59:04 > 0:59:08# Bring me water
0:59:08 > 0:59:11# Bring me water
0:59:12 > 0:59:16# Bring me water
0:59:16 > 0:59:21# Bring me water
0:59:21 > 0:59:29# Bring me water, yeah. #
0:59:30 > 0:59:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE