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0:00:03 > 0:00:08I've cancelled the papers, turned off the gas, re-directed the mail. That's it, isn't it? Good.

0:00:08 > 0:00:12OK, let's get packing then. Are you ready? Rickshaw. Yes, keep.

0:00:12 > 0:00:16Daniel Radcliffe's confession to Oprah. Keep. Antonio Banderas.

0:00:16 > 0:00:20The cat, yes. Danny DeVito. Yes, in. Are you ready for this one?

0:00:20 > 0:00:22Brace yourself.

0:00:23 > 0:00:28Chatty Bruce. I think he really loved it here. He can stay.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45Everywhere you look, there's a memory. There is.

0:00:45 > 0:00:48Hello and welcome to the best of The One Show 2013.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51This is half an hour packed full of our favourite memories

0:00:51 > 0:00:53and hopefully, yours too.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55I loved Sting's school reunion.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00And when Stephen Merchant told us about his career change.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02I am the third Proclaimer!

0:01:04 > 0:01:07And then we had Doc Martin upstaged by his dog

0:01:07 > 0:01:09and guest bombshells galore.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11I'm ga-ga on Gaga!

0:01:13 > 0:01:16I did see one. Notting Hill. Yes, that's very old.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18But that was so boring.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22Sporting moment? Ooh, erm...

0:01:22 > 0:01:25When we went to see Andy Murray straight after he won Wimbledon,

0:01:25 > 0:01:28we had a little game and you met that bee. Oh, do you remember?

0:01:28 > 0:01:31You've got a bee there. I don't like bees.

0:01:31 > 0:01:35I can't believe we're leaving this place, but we will be there in time for January.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37So while we get these coats on, why don't you have a look

0:01:37 > 0:01:40at some of our favourite memories from the old place of 2013.

0:01:46 > 0:01:47Please let us know by eee-mailing!

0:01:49 > 0:01:53Here at The One Show, we like our studio to feel comfy,

0:01:53 > 0:01:55just like a proper home.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57And we like our guests to feel the same.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59Mrs Brown's family.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01Actually, Brendan's family. I'm Jenny O'Carroll.

0:02:01 > 0:02:06I'm married to Brendan in real life and I'm Mrs Brown's daughter.

0:02:07 > 0:02:12But that must be so weird. So weird! You have no idea!

0:02:12 > 0:02:14You want to see what it's like at home!

0:02:14 > 0:02:18Our studio is full of Dots tonight. There we are, they're all in.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Oh! Oooh!

0:02:23 > 0:02:25Feel the heat!

0:02:25 > 0:02:28More postal news, Dan. There is more postal news.

0:02:28 > 0:02:33We have The One Show family members who regularly drop by, when they feel like it.

0:02:33 > 0:02:34Iwan was supposed to come in.

0:02:34 > 0:02:38We've told him tea's nearly ready and everything but he loves that old trampoline!

0:02:38 > 0:02:42And we hope our guests approve of what we've done with the place.

0:02:42 > 0:02:43Come on.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50Come on, Antonio. Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle, shuffle!

0:02:50 > 0:02:53Our kitchen got a lot of use this year. Get cooking.

0:02:53 > 0:02:57I know you love your paella. It's very bad. You're fired! Just kidding!

0:02:57 > 0:03:00There are 20 of them in there. That's roughly...

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Don't put your fingers all over them!

0:03:02 > 0:03:04Your chopping's horrendous.

0:03:04 > 0:03:08Thank you. It's rough chopping. It's peasant chopping.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11We should have little ovens for you to be standing behind.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13No, we don't want ovens.

0:03:13 > 0:03:17I've been going to and from the oven door.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20I knew we wouldn't get a word in!

0:03:20 > 0:03:22I don't know why we came.

0:03:24 > 0:03:28I want to just smash these like that. What, into my face? Yes.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Oh, please do!

0:03:34 > 0:03:36I almost lost my hair!

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Admittedly, there's been a few times this year

0:03:40 > 0:03:43when the behaviour has got, well, a bit out of hand.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46# Gonna take your mama out all night

0:03:46 > 0:03:49# Yeah, we'll show her what it's all about

0:03:49 > 0:03:53# Get her jacked up on some cheap champagne. #

0:03:53 > 0:03:57So we had no choice but to call in the experts to straighten it all out.

0:03:57 > 0:04:02Thanks, of course, to all of The One Show mums for coming in.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04Come on, Mary, step forward.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Go on, Janice, step forward.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11There we are. There's my mum.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Ian McShane's in town!

0:04:13 > 0:04:18But the best thing about our studio feeling like our home was the open door policy.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Usain Bolt!

0:04:21 > 0:04:25And there's nothing we like more than putting celebrities next to you, our viewers,

0:04:25 > 0:04:27particularly when you shoot from the hip.

0:04:27 > 0:04:31I did see one. Notting Hill. Yes, that's very old.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33But that was so boring.

0:04:35 > 0:04:39Old and boring, yes. It was so boring, I fell asleep.

0:04:39 > 0:04:44And then at the end, I woke up and it sort of livened up.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47Do you know what I mean? What's your favourite film?

0:04:47 > 0:04:51My favourite is Casablanca. Excellent.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53I couldn't stay awake in that one, I have to admit!

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Do you know what? I agree with Lilian.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02My favourite was Bridget Jones's Diary.

0:05:02 > 0:05:06Yes, but I'll never forget that day, you know, how upset you got when you heard that Darcy was dead.

0:05:09 > 0:05:14# All by myself

0:05:14 > 0:05:20# Don't want to be all by myself.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22# Any more. #

0:05:23 > 0:05:26Do you know what, though? I'm over it now. I've moved on.

0:05:26 > 0:05:33It says here, "Matt and Al to pick up everything from the old studio and take them to the new studio."

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Everything? There's a lot of stuff here, isn't there?

0:05:36 > 0:05:40What about the big telly? Well, I would ring Evans, but, erm...

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Let's get The One Show family involved. Good idea.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46Let's have one last look at what they've been up to in 2013.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59This year, our team has dedicated itself to revealing,

0:05:59 > 0:06:03understanding and capturing Britain in all its glory.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06We've aimed to bring you a different perspective on how the UK

0:06:06 > 0:06:10has been shaped, by exploring our rugged country from way up high...

0:06:13 > 0:06:16This is the fastest zip line in the world!

0:06:20 > 0:06:23..or revealing the story of the sunken depths below.

0:06:23 > 0:06:24It's breathtaking.

0:06:26 > 0:06:29I can clearly see the tracks leading down into the tunnel.

0:06:31 > 0:06:36And the flatbed trucks and then I come across something much more poignant.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Written on the walls are names.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42The names of the rock men, who were once in charge of drilling

0:06:42 > 0:06:45and blasting specific parts of the quarry.

0:06:45 > 0:06:50In 2013, we celebrated the people whose words helped form our culture

0:06:50 > 0:06:53from something as simple as a catch phrase...

0:06:53 > 0:06:55Hello, good evening and welcome.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Beautifully done.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00..to poetry that fills us with nostalgia.

0:07:00 > 0:07:05Late August, given heavy rain and sun for a full week, the blackberries would ripen.

0:07:06 > 0:07:11At first, just one. A glossy purple clot among others.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Red, green, hard as a nut.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16What makes Seamus Heaney so well-loved?

0:07:16 > 0:07:21Heaney wrote poems that certainly saw beauty in everyday life

0:07:21 > 0:07:25and I think in doing that, he also gave people symbols of hope for a future.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28And lost for picking.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30But sometimes, words are just not enough.

0:07:30 > 0:07:35This year, we followed two artists as they captured the sacrifice of soldiers

0:07:35 > 0:07:39in a way that was brilliantly simple and utterly moving.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42We're actually going to draw out 9,000 silhouettes to represent

0:07:42 > 0:07:45people who died during the 24 hours of D-Day.

0:07:47 > 0:07:51War is war and you'll appreciate that people get killed.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54When you mention the number that were killed in just a few hours,

0:07:54 > 0:07:57you can imagine what it was like.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59Can I stop a minute?

0:08:05 > 0:08:09The volunteers have only been working probably an hour

0:08:09 > 0:08:10and it's just unbelievable.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15As ever, our nature experts have been busy.

0:08:18 > 0:08:22We see it go down and there it is. Oh, my God! There it is!

0:08:22 > 0:08:25Mike had a close encounter off the coast of Scotland.

0:08:25 > 0:08:29Just right ahead. Right ahead. You're never going to believe this.

0:08:29 > 0:08:36We've just spotted killer whales off the front of the boat. Look at that!

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Of the three distinct groups that visit our shores,

0:08:38 > 0:08:43the west coast community is the only one that stays here all year round.

0:08:43 > 0:08:49To find them at all in this vast ocean area, is simply astounding.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54Thanks, Moira. Choose your golden oldie via our website.

0:08:54 > 0:08:58This morning, I'm off to the brand-new studios of The One Show.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01However, I don't really know where they are. So wish me luck.

0:09:11 > 0:09:17SAT NAV: In 200 feet, turn right, then arrive at destination.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22You can't park there, Chris. There you go, mate. Sorry, mate, I'm late.

0:09:23 > 0:09:27One pair of patent leather platforms. Tick them off. There we are.

0:09:27 > 0:09:32I think we've done it. We're all packed. Yes. We haven't forgotten anything, have we?

0:09:34 > 0:09:36The sofa. How did we forget that?

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Come on. Look, a pound!

0:09:38 > 0:09:42In the pocket. We'll get some sweets on the way. Ready? One, two, three.

0:09:42 > 0:09:46Getting this down the stairs is going to be a bit of a challenge.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49Yes, but it's not the only challenge we've faced this year.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58We love a challenge on The One Show, no matter how unusual.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01Just don't say pointless.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06MUSIC: "Cars" by Gary Numan

0:10:06 > 0:10:09'Whether it's escaping from a falcon with a chicken

0:10:09 > 0:10:10'strapped to your head...'

0:10:10 > 0:10:12He's got it straight away.

0:10:12 > 0:10:17'..Watching how engineers can make a bridge disappear in one place

0:10:17 > 0:10:21'to reappear in another with the help of a little washing-up liquid...'

0:10:21 > 0:10:24The bridge's careful slide will take 12 days to complete

0:10:24 > 0:10:27and all the while the people of Nottingham continue their own

0:10:27 > 0:10:29journey down below.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33'..Or it could be seeing how many folds we can make in a piece of paper

0:10:33 > 0:10:35'a mile long.'

0:10:35 > 0:10:38It's going. It's going.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40One degree.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43'Whatever we do, we always try to keep a smile on our face

0:10:43 > 0:10:44'whilst we do it.'

0:10:44 > 0:10:48I love it. I love The One Show for making me do this. It's beautiful.

0:10:50 > 0:10:53'And we certainly don't like our guests to feel left out.'

0:10:53 > 0:10:56'Forget sailing, guiding the Mallard into the

0:10:56 > 0:10:58'maintenance shed was a dream come true for Rod.'

0:10:58 > 0:11:00You can't beat the real thing.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03'And he's not the only one who gets in on the spot assignment.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05'We've had acting competitions.'

0:11:05 > 0:11:08Your first emotion is shock.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10Brenda.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15It's good. Come on, Martin, shock us.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20LAUGHTER

0:11:20 > 0:11:23What about Dodger? Can he beat them?

0:11:24 > 0:11:27LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:11:27 > 0:11:29Yes, he can.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32'And Idris was the icing on the wedding cake.'

0:11:32 > 0:11:36Idris Elba is the guest in the studio in London.

0:11:36 > 0:11:37Used to be a wedding DJ.

0:11:37 > 0:11:41He is going to be choosing their first dance.

0:11:41 > 0:11:42Wait, wait. Really?

0:11:42 > 0:11:46We just want to give him an idea of what you're like. Is Ben romantic?

0:11:46 > 0:11:49Er... Yes!

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Did I ask the wrong question?

0:11:51 > 0:11:53I've got a great song. Have you?

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Yes, but have we got the great song that you want? No.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58I've got I Love Big Butts.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01Is that not going to work?

0:12:01 > 0:12:03It's a great first song, no?

0:12:03 > 0:12:04Embarrassed.

0:12:04 > 0:12:08That's very good. That's very good.

0:12:13 > 0:12:15ALL: Aw!

0:12:15 > 0:12:17APPLAUSE

0:12:17 > 0:12:20You're picking the first tune ever for Ben and Melody as a married couple. What have you got, my friend?

0:12:20 > 0:12:23Ben and Melody, I've got a big tune to help you in the bedroom!

0:12:23 > 0:12:25CHEERING

0:12:25 > 0:12:27Good luck.

0:12:27 > 0:12:32MUSIC: "Could You Be Loved" by Bob Marley And The Wailers

0:12:35 > 0:12:37Patrick is now wearing Mo Farah's trainers.

0:12:37 > 0:12:41We're going to crank Patrick up to Mo's average.

0:12:41 > 0:12:47That's not what... That's it. That's it.

0:12:49 > 0:12:54Let's go! Yes! Yes! I've got a stitch!

0:12:54 > 0:12:56It is a pigeon simulator.

0:12:56 > 0:13:00If I see some rubbish, can I go down and have a bit of a meal?

0:13:00 > 0:13:03'Sometimes the guests turn the tables and challenge us.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06'And when I say us, I mean you, Matt.'

0:13:06 > 0:13:08Have you really got what it takes

0:13:08 > 0:13:11because under that suit you look a bit flabby to me?

0:13:11 > 0:13:14I'm not sure that you're up for this task. I've been there before.

0:13:14 > 0:13:17I've done it. Let's get ripped in another way.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20What does that mean? You can leave now. Thank you very much.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22Thanks for your time.

0:13:22 > 0:13:25It's been lovely to meet you. 'That went well.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27'Anyway we like to make sure that everyone's

0:13:27 > 0:13:30'a winner if they take on a One Show challenge.'

0:13:30 > 0:13:33She can't be here to accept the award but Alan can. Alan.

0:13:33 > 0:13:38On behalf of Emily. I'd just like to say...

0:13:38 > 0:13:40Yes, keep it brief, thank you.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42'But the question on everyone's lips -

0:13:42 > 0:13:45'who won the sofa acting challenge?'

0:13:45 > 0:13:46The overall winner was of course Dodger.

0:13:46 > 0:13:50He couldn't be here tonight, but he did send this recording.

0:13:50 > 0:13:54BARKING

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Aw!

0:13:57 > 0:14:00Morning, Linda. Morning, Chris. The other two aren't here yet.

0:14:00 > 0:14:03What's new? There's your coffee. There's your food.

0:14:03 > 0:14:04Thank you so much.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06You don't know where the new One Show studios are, do you?

0:14:06 > 0:14:09It's behind you, Chris. (Right.)

0:14:11 > 0:14:14OK? Yes. Watch the door. Right. Are you through? Yes.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16OK, up she goes.

0:14:18 > 0:14:22OK. Have you got the keys? Keys? Yeah, I've got the keys. Brilliant.

0:14:22 > 0:14:27I thought I was driving. Well, this is the city now,

0:14:27 > 0:14:30Mr Countryfile. Can I put the orange light on?

0:14:30 > 0:14:35If you must. Belt up. Bye.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39Now whatever we got up to over the years back there, everybody

0:14:39 > 0:14:44knows that the real stars of the show are you lot, our viewers.

0:14:50 > 0:14:52CHEERING

0:14:54 > 0:14:57The One Show loves to hear your stories, be them happy,

0:14:57 > 0:15:03sad, about work or play.

0:15:03 > 0:15:06A regular group come on a Thursday. Ladies only.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09We like to discuss things that happen in the village.

0:15:10 > 0:15:14I first bought a hot tub six years ago.

0:15:14 > 0:15:18Sadly two years ago I lost my wife to breast cancer.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20She always wanted it to snow while we were in the hot tub

0:15:20 > 0:15:23and it never really happened.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26Just before she passed away I bought a snow machine

0:15:26 > 0:15:31so when she looked out the window, the garden was covered in snow

0:15:31 > 0:15:35and Christmas morning we sat in the hot tub with snow falling.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40'And because we are a family show there's nothing

0:15:40 > 0:15:44'we like more than hearing stories about your family.'

0:15:44 > 0:15:47My name is Tom Jones and this is my dad Tom.

0:15:47 > 0:15:51And this is my dad Tom.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54We are three generations of Tom Jones and in Wales that is not unusual!

0:16:01 > 0:16:04You've told us about finding your soulmate, losing them,

0:16:04 > 0:16:06only later to be reunited'

0:16:06 > 0:16:10It was the New Year '74 when we met.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12We just knew we loved each other.

0:16:12 > 0:16:17Then one day my brother found my letters from Viv which were

0:16:17 > 0:16:24quite, you know, intimate, and handed them over to my parents.

0:16:24 > 0:16:28And that was that. I never ever saw Viv again from that.

0:16:28 > 0:16:33We walked into this pub. Sitting on this chair, there's Maria.

0:16:33 > 0:16:38We knew as soon as we saw each other... We knew we were in big trouble.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42We've been married now two and a half years. Yeah.

0:16:42 > 0:16:46Enjoying every minute. Very happy. Absolutely.

0:16:51 > 0:16:54Oscar started diving when he was four.

0:16:54 > 0:16:59On his very first lesson he went on to the three-metre springboard

0:16:59 > 0:17:01and jumped off.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04So I don't think Oscar has ever been scared of diving or

0:17:04 > 0:17:05definitely not of heights anyway.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20'We were privileged to meet Natasha Lambert who despite having

0:17:20 > 0:17:24'athetoid cerebral palsy marked her 16th birthday by sailing

0:17:24 > 0:17:26'the English Channel solo.'

0:17:26 > 0:17:32Natasha's 21-foot-long boat, Miss Isle Too, has been specially adapted by her

0:17:32 > 0:17:37father Gary to allow her to control the boat without the use of her hands.

0:17:37 > 0:17:41How does it work? It's quite simple. There's two modes to the straw.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44If she sips it, it will bring the sails in and

0:17:44 > 0:17:46if she blows it, it will take the sails out.

0:17:46 > 0:17:50What kind of feeling do you get when you're out there in the water,

0:17:50 > 0:17:54when you're totally in control?

0:17:54 > 0:17:56Free.

0:17:56 > 0:17:59'And one of the most compelling stories of love was

0:17:59 > 0:18:03'when Wendy Robbins met a single mum from Brixton in south London.'

0:18:03 > 0:18:04My name is Mimi Asher.

0:18:04 > 0:18:08My big decision was to save my son by befriending the criminal gang

0:18:08 > 0:18:09he was involved in.

0:18:09 > 0:18:15I was just hoping and believing that I could do something to try

0:18:15 > 0:18:16and turn his life around.

0:18:18 > 0:18:22Mimi made the big decision to welcome the gang into her house.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25At first the initial feeling was, "Mum, please don't go

0:18:25 > 0:18:27"and speak to all my friends."

0:18:27 > 0:18:30There was a certain time where I was shot at outside her home

0:18:30 > 0:18:33and the bullet actually went through her door.

0:18:33 > 0:18:37'After three long difficult years Mimi's efforts paid off.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40'The gang disbanded and many of its members moved on to education

0:18:40 > 0:18:42'and employment.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44'Her son Michael is now a football coach

0:18:44 > 0:18:48'and former gang member Karl has become a writer and youth mentor.

0:18:48 > 0:18:52The majority of the thing that she gave us in a nutshell was love.

0:18:52 > 0:18:58Was love. It was undiluted, pure genuine love.

0:19:02 > 0:19:07Whoa! Right, shall we start with the sofa?

0:19:07 > 0:19:09There you are.

0:19:09 > 0:19:14Are you right? Can you manage? Yes, I'm OK. It's quite heavy, isn't it?

0:19:14 > 0:19:16Yes. Gosh.

0:19:16 > 0:19:19I don't believe it. The Ginger is already here.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22We can't wave, we've got our hands full.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24Oh! What?

0:19:24 > 0:19:26HE MOUTHS

0:19:26 > 0:19:28I think he's saying we don't need the sofa.

0:19:28 > 0:19:29Right. Let's go.

0:19:29 > 0:19:34So here's the new studio, new sofas. Now look, look, ready?

0:19:34 > 0:19:38Comfy. I know.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40And is it true that we had the choice of any colour

0:19:40 > 0:19:42imaginable as long as it's green?

0:19:42 > 0:19:44Yes, it is, but they asked us not to mention that.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47Let's hope these sofas are at the centre of more magical

0:19:47 > 0:19:49moments just like these.

0:19:54 > 0:19:59'Now our trusty old sofa can be a bit like a psychiatrist's couch.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02'Get the guests comfy and you never know what they are going to say.'

0:20:02 > 0:20:06I am Leo. A little fish for my supper.

0:20:06 > 0:20:09The DNA results are in and I...

0:20:09 > 0:20:10LAUGHTER

0:20:10 > 0:20:11..I am the third Proclaimer.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG

0:20:14 > 0:20:18Sorry. What are you doing? They are having fun.

0:20:18 > 0:20:22'And no-one took that idea more to heart than Oprah.

0:20:22 > 0:20:26..It's worth a lot of money. Yes.

0:20:26 > 0:20:30'She certainly cast a spell over Daniel Radcliffe.

0:20:30 > 0:20:32'"Confessius nowius."'

0:20:32 > 0:20:34It's going to be OK.

0:20:34 > 0:20:39I was once canoeing on a lake and my friend who I've never

0:20:39 > 0:20:44admitted this to, thinks we just like, the canoe, mysteriously tipped over,

0:20:44 > 0:20:47but I had actually splashed him because I thought it would be funny.

0:20:47 > 0:20:49You purposefully tipped over the canoe.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52It's been weighing me down for years at this point.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55I just need to talk about this.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57'She's a master, isn't she?'

0:20:57 > 0:21:01# I belong with you You belong with me. #

0:21:01 > 0:21:04'But we worked our own magic on the guests too.

0:21:04 > 0:21:08'We got them to open up with carefully thought out, probing questions.'

0:21:08 > 0:21:11What's the weirdest thing that you've got in your wardrobe?

0:21:11 > 0:21:13I have a loincloth.

0:21:13 > 0:21:16I thought it might spice things up at home, you know.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19But you know what, it hasn't.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21Deep waters lightly skipped over.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23Cheers. You're fine.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25This is the tip?

0:21:25 > 0:21:30OK, who would be least likely to give you a tip? Arnold, probably.

0:21:30 > 0:21:32Really? Yes. He is a tightwad.

0:21:32 > 0:21:36'But other guests just want to get things off their chest.'

0:21:36 > 0:21:41"She woke on Halloween. He was dead. It was over."

0:21:41 > 0:21:42ALL: Ooh!

0:21:42 > 0:21:45Wishful thinking I think.

0:21:45 > 0:21:51'All that juicy gossip, it's no wonder our ratings were so good.'

0:21:51 > 0:21:56Seven million are watching the show since I stepped up.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59These are people who normally wouldn't bother to watch your show.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04'But there have been more poignant moments over the past year

0:22:04 > 0:22:08'where we really have got an insight into the lives of our guests.'

0:22:08 > 0:22:11Sting, you were once a teacher for two years of course. Mr Sumner.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13I was Mr Sumner.

0:22:13 > 0:22:18And in your 2009 biography you talk about a little tyke called Kevin.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20What was going on with Kevin?

0:22:20 > 0:22:21Kevin was...

0:22:21 > 0:22:25I got a phone call in the staff room saying, "Kevin is poorly

0:22:25 > 0:22:26"and he's not coming in today."

0:22:26 > 0:22:29I said, "Who's speaking?" "Me mam."

0:22:32 > 0:22:35"Kevin, I think you'd better come right now." Am I going to see him?

0:22:35 > 0:22:37ALL: Good evening, Mr Sumner.

0:22:37 > 0:22:40And this is what he looks like. This is Kevin.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42Great to see you. How are you?

0:22:42 > 0:22:44He just mentioned about you pretending to be your mum.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46How would you grade him?

0:22:46 > 0:22:49As a perfect teacher, a perfect friend as well

0:22:49 > 0:22:50when I was at school.

0:22:50 > 0:22:53When he took us to the Playhouse in Newcastle I had no shoes or

0:22:53 > 0:22:56trainers to go and he actually bought us a pair of trainers to go.

0:22:56 > 0:22:59That's very kind. He also bought me dinner as well.

0:22:59 > 0:23:02He bought you d...? What a kind teacher he was.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04You've gone a bit glassy eyed there. That was

0:23:04 > 0:23:07delightful, everybody. Thank you. I'm so thrilled to see you all.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09I really think about you a lot, I really do.

0:23:15 > 0:23:18One of the biggest movie stars in the world. Yes.

0:23:24 > 0:23:26Please welcome Bruce Willis.

0:23:26 > 0:23:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:23:32 > 0:23:34I'm happy to be here.

0:23:34 > 0:23:37You have got four films out this year.

0:23:37 > 0:23:40So which one are you most looking forward to?

0:23:40 > 0:23:42Is that too difficult a question?

0:23:42 > 0:23:44Uh...

0:23:45 > 0:23:49Which films are you referring to?

0:23:49 > 0:23:51'Do you know what I realise now?

0:23:51 > 0:23:54'When you've been the star of so many films it must be

0:23:54 > 0:23:55'difficult to keep track.'

0:23:55 > 0:23:59'Yes, but he did remember the title eventually.'

0:23:59 > 0:24:04It's A Good Day To Die Hard. I'm still working on it.

0:24:04 > 0:24:08It's a romcom, I think. A Good Day To Die Hard.

0:24:08 > 0:24:13It's a difficult title. It's A Good...

0:24:13 > 0:24:15LAUGHTER

0:24:15 > 0:24:17A Good Day To Die...

0:24:17 > 0:24:21Have A Sandwich And Let's Go Shopping.

0:24:21 > 0:24:25Dire. What's the date today?

0:24:27 > 0:24:31Bruce Willis, that reminds me. "Armageddon" used to our new home here.

0:24:31 > 0:24:36Let's see the new view. Pull down the tabs, man. Look at...

0:24:36 > 0:24:40There we are. There it is. There you go, Chris, grab that.

0:24:40 > 0:24:44That's great. London. Ta-da! Sort of.

0:24:44 > 0:24:47Loads of space out here. It's going to be brilliant. It's massive.

0:24:47 > 0:24:52We can do a rematch of the 100 metres, 200 metres, 300 metres. Brilliant. It's massive.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54We could have barbecues, live performances. Yes.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57But, boys, forget all that. The shops are just over there.

0:24:57 > 0:24:58See you later.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01Oh, dear. We're going to have a real problem with this. You're right,

0:25:01 > 0:25:04but we've had some great outdoor moments this year. Let's have a look.

0:25:10 > 0:25:14# You make me feel so young

0:25:15 > 0:25:18# You make me feel that spring's sprung... #

0:25:18 > 0:25:21'We like to get out and about on The One Show.

0:25:21 > 0:25:25# I'm such a happy individual... #

0:25:25 > 0:25:29'Usain Bolt ambling up our special 100-metre-long red carpet.

0:25:29 > 0:25:31'We don't roll this out for anybody.'

0:25:34 > 0:25:37'And it's not just getting out to our front yard either.'

0:25:39 > 0:25:43It's a warm Northern welcome to The One Show.

0:25:43 > 0:25:46'This year we basked in a glorious summer.

0:25:46 > 0:25:49'Which in our opinion totally rocked.'

0:25:49 > 0:25:51# Freak out

0:25:51 > 0:25:54# Le Freak C'est chic... #

0:25:54 > 0:25:57Hello, Glastonbury!

0:25:57 > 0:25:59CHEERING

0:25:59 > 0:26:02I actually can't hear a word you're saying.

0:26:02 > 0:26:05# C'est chic Freak out. #

0:26:05 > 0:26:07Whoo!

0:26:07 > 0:26:11When the mercury soared we met you at the beach in Weston-super-Mare.

0:26:11 > 0:26:15And what a collection of knobbly knees we have here.

0:26:15 > 0:26:18This is the weirdest programme in the world.

0:26:18 > 0:26:19Have some seaweed pie.

0:26:22 > 0:26:25'We popped into Buckingham Palace's garden party.'

0:26:25 > 0:26:26In the garden with the Queen.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28Her Majesty, Your Majesty, these are your people.

0:26:28 > 0:26:32'On the 70th anniversary of World War II's Battle of the Atlantic

0:26:32 > 0:26:35'we hosted the show from HMS Illustrious.'

0:26:35 > 0:26:39Let's just enjoy it landing. We'll just watch it for a bit.

0:26:39 > 0:26:41We probably can't talk so we'll just see it landing.

0:26:41 > 0:26:46'And we said a fond farewell to BBC TV Centre, which shut its famous

0:26:46 > 0:26:50'doors after 53 years.'

0:26:53 > 0:26:58'Matt prepared to perform along with 600 dancers to recreate

0:26:58 > 0:27:00'Roy Castle's fantastic world record.'

0:27:00 > 0:27:02'Yes, we are talking tap dancing.'

0:27:04 > 0:27:10# One step beyond. #

0:27:13 > 0:27:15Good night.

0:27:15 > 0:27:19'And 60,000 people came to CarFest...'

0:27:19 > 0:27:22A little bit of Jungle book.

0:27:22 > 0:27:25# I want to be like you... #

0:27:25 > 0:27:29'..where Al raced Chitty Chitty Sharleen Spiteri.'

0:27:31 > 0:27:34'I seem to remember her car was slightly better than mine.'

0:27:34 > 0:27:36Oh, my God.

0:27:36 > 0:27:39# Born to be wild... #

0:27:39 > 0:27:44'CarFest raised well over ?1 million for Children In Need.

0:27:44 > 0:27:46ALL: Rickshaw challenge!

0:27:46 > 0:27:50'And you brought in another ?1.5 million by supporting

0:27:50 > 0:27:53'Team Rickshaw on its round-the-clock journey.'

0:27:56 > 0:27:59'And whilst I hit the road, you hit the pub.'

0:27:59 > 0:28:02Just time for a quick half-hour in The Vic.

0:28:02 > 0:28:05Oh, my God, I think we've got cows running after us.

0:28:05 > 0:28:07Good morning.

0:28:07 > 0:28:11'But despite your best efforts, Matthew, you can't escape your

0:28:11 > 0:28:13'telly wife for ever.'

0:28:13 > 0:28:15Give me a second. Matt. It's for you, mate.

0:28:15 > 0:28:18Some dodgy Welsh bird wants a word with you. All right. Hold on.

0:28:18 > 0:28:20I'll take it. Cheers.

0:28:20 > 0:28:22Hello. It's me.

0:28:22 > 0:28:23How are you doing? All right?

0:28:23 > 0:28:26It's been one epic journey and adventure.

0:28:26 > 0:28:28It has been an experience of a lifetime.

0:28:28 > 0:28:33'It seemed impossible at times but together we have peddled on.

0:28:33 > 0:28:35'And as well as raising lots and lots of cash

0:28:35 > 0:28:36'for BBC Children In Need

0:28:36 > 0:28:42'we take away more memories than should really fit into one week.'

0:28:47 > 0:28:50I can't believe all that happened in 12 months. No.

0:28:50 > 0:28:53Brilliant, absolutely brilliant. I've done the rickshaw. I've done the rickshaw.

0:28:53 > 0:28:57That's about it from The One Show for 2013. See you on January 6th.

0:28:57 > 0:29:00For a whole new year of One Shows. From here, our brand-new home.

0:29:00 > 0:29:03See you later. Your turn next. Definitely. Your turn next. He's gone!