0:00:13 > 0:00:17Hello, friends and welcome to The One Show On Ice, Best Of 2012.
0:00:17 > 0:00:21It's like a normal One Show, only they said 30% slippier -
0:00:21 > 0:00:23- we reckon at least 70% slippier. - At least!
0:00:23 > 0:00:25As well as all the slippery parts,
0:00:25 > 0:00:27we've got the best bits from the year.
0:00:27 > 0:00:31- Do you remember that time that we warmed up the crowds at the Queen's Diamond Jubilee?- Yes.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34# Happy birthday to ya
0:00:34 > 0:00:37# Happy birthday to ya
0:00:37 > 0:00:40# Happy birthday! #
0:00:40 > 0:00:43And the One Show welcoming the Olympic flame to Cornwall
0:00:43 > 0:00:46with the help of Becks and Boris.
0:00:46 > 0:00:47And this happened.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Oh, my God!
0:00:49 > 0:00:52This is the One Show On Ice Christmas 2012 and because
0:00:52 > 0:00:56of that, is there anyone around who can make US look less rubbish?
0:00:56 > 0:00:58CHEERING
0:00:58 > 0:01:01So while they get ready, let's have a look at some of the more
0:01:01 > 0:01:04challenging things that we've done this year.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11We like to make ourselves useful on the One Show.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14This is not quite what I had in mind.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Whether it's helping cavers in Cheddar to prove
0:01:16 > 0:01:19that their cave is the biggest...
0:01:19 > 0:01:20Thanks for bringing me here.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Or helping a team of Cornish men
0:01:25 > 0:01:28and women take on the might of our Olympic rowers on the open sea.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34We set ourselves the challenge of photographing the four corners
0:01:34 > 0:01:35of the British Isles.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41And even attempted to explain the appeal of 50 Shades
0:01:41 > 0:01:43to a family audience!
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Don't read it out aloud... Start there.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Oh!
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Oh, right. Yes.
0:01:56 > 0:01:57That's my book.
0:01:57 > 0:02:02This quiet suburb in Luton is experiencing an unusual crime wave.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05One resident is stealing people's stuff,
0:02:05 > 0:02:07but this isn't any normal burglar.
0:02:08 > 0:02:14- It's a cat burglar.- He's been bringing unusual items home.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Items like a towel... Brought me a sandal and a week later,
0:02:17 > 0:02:18he brought me the other sandal.
0:02:18 > 0:02:23Two weeks ago, we rigged Dennis up with this GPS unit.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29This sends us a signal that can be used to plot all of Dennis's
0:02:29 > 0:02:32movements on a map. 'Leslie is joining me
0:02:32 > 0:02:35'to track down some victims of Dennis's one-cat crime wave.'
0:02:35 > 0:02:38- Nothing in there.- 'At the first few houses, we draw a blank.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41'But then, success!' They're yours?
0:02:41 > 0:02:43They're mine, yes - I've been looking for those.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45You didn't notice they were missing?
0:02:45 > 0:02:48No, they were outside the back door. I didn't notice they'd gone.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49Case closed.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54These are tickets for the giving tree.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57This is a boy, aged 13, who needs a gift.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00But it's not all about having fun.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04You spent your own money to buy this, didn't you? Your pocket money.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06- Yes.- Why did you do that?
0:03:06 > 0:03:09I felt that everyone should have a gift on Christmas.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12We asked the people of Aberdeen to help us
0:03:12 > 0:03:16find presents for children that wouldn't otherwise get them.
0:03:16 > 0:03:17CHEERING
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Amazing!
0:03:19 > 0:03:23We helped the community of Shaftesbury plant 60,000 snowdrops.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29What I'm asking myself is, how can I possibly help you?
0:03:29 > 0:03:33If you can bring all the most dynamic organisations into the hospital,
0:03:33 > 0:03:35that would be fantastic.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39I've got a list of impossible tasks and a big map.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41I feel like I'm in The Apprentice.
0:03:41 > 0:03:46Oh, Birmingham Community Gospel Choir...in spectacular voice,
0:03:46 > 0:03:49- as always.- # Let it shine! #
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Oh, it's the 206 Cub pack!
0:03:52 > 0:03:56They're going to sing some campfire songs.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59It could only be the Brummy Bhangra Band.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02We matched up One Show viewers with time to spare with lonely
0:04:02 > 0:04:04pensioners in Cardiff.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07I was watching the One Show and I thought I'd come over
0:04:07 > 0:04:10and see what it's all about and give something back.
0:04:10 > 0:04:15Oh, so you actually just came on our appeal, this evening, to do this?
0:04:15 > 0:04:16I did, yes.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19And on other occasions, we just stood back
0:04:19 > 0:04:23and watched as others rose to the challenge themselves.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28It's nine o'clock on Saturday night.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31The road needs to be opened by noon the next day.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33It's time to start the clock.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36KLAXON BLARES
0:04:43 > 0:04:47As it's a single piece of concrete, if one side becomes heavier
0:04:47 > 0:04:50than the other, it could tip over and collapse.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53After three hours, the main span of the bridge has gone.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57Huge lights illuminate the site as the workers push on through
0:04:57 > 0:04:58the night.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03With two hours left to go, they're now scraping up the rubble
0:05:03 > 0:05:07and pushing it off to the side. They'll deal with that later.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09They've finished with just under one hour to spare.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14And most motorists will be oblivious to the work of the demolition team,
0:05:14 > 0:05:17who have made an entire bridge disappear overnight.
0:05:21 > 0:05:25Do you know, over 300 years ago, Oliver Cromwell used to live here
0:05:25 > 0:05:28and his parliament, they tried to ban Christmas.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30- That seems a bit much.- Absolutely.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32I know we're all a bit fed up of turkey sandwiches
0:05:32 > 0:05:35and mince pies, but Christmas just wouldn't be the same without
0:05:35 > 0:05:37the Christmas special Doctor Who.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40And the scary snowman, unlike ours, who is anything but!
0:05:40 > 0:05:43- He's just exciting!- I don't know...
0:05:43 > 0:05:47- Shall we get some more leftovers on the go?- Highlights!- Highlights.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54- Everybody knows that the One Show starts at...- ALL: Seven!
0:05:54 > 0:05:57ROWDY CHEERING
0:06:02 > 0:06:03Good evening, this is the One Show.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06This is us in our script meeting this afternoon.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10- The One Show's on.- There you are.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13You're mad, you're completely mad.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15CHEERING
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Welcome to the One Show with a very croaky Alex Jones.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22It's happened in the last hour!
0:06:22 > 0:06:26Whatever they tell me to do here, that's what we do.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28It hasn't worked!
0:06:28 > 0:06:29One Show!
0:06:30 > 0:06:34Don't leave me hanging, thank you.
0:06:34 > 0:06:35Congratulations!
0:06:35 > 0:06:38- You had this made?- Yes. - This is amazing.- Family!
0:06:40 > 0:06:43My children are going to LOVE this!
0:06:43 > 0:06:45You're the Welsh version of me!
0:06:45 > 0:06:47No, I'm the Welsh version of you!
0:06:48 > 0:06:53- Furthermore, I'm actually wearing my pyjamas today.- Yes!
0:06:53 > 0:06:56- Cumberfact or Cumberfiction? - I mean, Cumberfiction!
0:06:58 > 0:07:00- ..Competitive market...- Yay!
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Dance for it, baby.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10DRUMMING
0:07:10 > 0:07:14- Bacon.- I could do with a few days in the River Cottage. Oh, your phone!
0:07:14 > 0:07:16"We're just watching Hugh on the One Show, it's great!"
0:07:16 > 0:07:21Paul hypnotised you and in three, two, one, this is the story...
0:07:21 > 0:07:25Eyes open, wide awake. Aren't you a famous television presenter, a gardener?
0:07:25 > 0:07:30- Well, I am a gardener, yes.- Do you have any other jobs at all?- Yes.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32- What else do you do? - I clean the windows.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35- I bet you seen a few rum things... - Terrible, dirty windows.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40You'd only get that on the One Show!
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Coffee and bananas in Cornwall, that's madness!
0:07:43 > 0:07:46MUSIC: "House Of Fun" by Madness
0:07:47 > 0:07:50..has a pair of pants in a drawer...
0:07:51 > 0:07:52No!
0:07:52 > 0:07:56- My Billy balloon! - Smack me, go on. Ooh!
0:07:56 > 0:07:58- Oi!- Get out of our chairs.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04Alex, I've been watching the One Show for five years, is it?
0:08:04 > 0:08:08And you are much sexier than Adrian Chiles.
0:08:08 > 0:08:09It just bit me again!
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Do I get a prize? Stand back.
0:08:13 > 0:08:14Oh, it's hard!
0:08:14 > 0:08:17- You can be the attractive movie star...- OK.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20And you can be the needy ex-waitress girlfriend, if you want.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Thanks(!)
0:08:22 > 0:08:24- Oop!- Oh, my God!
0:08:29 > 0:08:31You can break a coconut with it,
0:08:31 > 0:08:34there you go! Give that a crack.
0:08:34 > 0:08:35Oh!
0:08:35 > 0:08:39I wonder if this is not too exciting for the viewer...?
0:08:39 > 0:08:43That's the thing - we get right to the heart of it, Terry. Straight in there.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Only on the One Show!
0:08:45 > 0:08:47"Only on the One Show?" Thanks, Sir Terry.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50- We'll take that as a compliment. - It's not what he meant, though.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54Of course not. By the way, did you ever find out what that vulture was really eating?
0:08:54 > 0:08:56We did, but we can't talk about it.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00Anyway, here's some more wildlife moments to get your beaks into.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Our One Show wildlife spotters will go to any lengths to find
0:09:10 > 0:09:13the best of the nation's wildlife.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16From dolphins off the coast of Scotland...
0:09:16 > 0:09:18to wolves on the Welsh border.
0:09:18 > 0:09:22Here are some of our favourite creature features of the year.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Deep inside the hard core of this headland, the sea has
0:09:25 > 0:09:30forced its way through a fracture in the rock and carved a secret cavern.
0:09:32 > 0:09:38I've always wanted to dive this cave. Oh, my word.
0:09:38 > 0:09:42That is something truly beautiful. Beadlet anemones.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45I don't think I've ever seen as many anemones.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Beadlet anemones aren't very neighbourly
0:09:47 > 0:09:50and fights between unrelated animals are common.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53For ammunition, they release toxins from this beautiful
0:09:53 > 0:09:56necklace of delicate, but deadly beads.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59I can't take my eyes off the screen,
0:09:59 > 0:10:02it's just priceless footage, isn't it?
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Watching these birds is so captivating, it's easy to
0:10:05 > 0:10:09forget the important job in hand - to get those chicks ringed.
0:10:09 > 0:10:14So as soon as they're alone, it's action stations.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22With no way of telling when the parents will return,
0:10:22 > 0:10:24we have to be quick.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26You're not pulling very hard!
0:10:27 > 0:10:31Oh, it's a gorgeous honey buzzard chick,
0:10:31 > 0:10:33look at that!
0:10:33 > 0:10:35First, a general health check.
0:10:35 > 0:10:39- Wing length is 170.- 170.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43Then the all-important ringing.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Job done. It's back up to the nest.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50And if all goes well, within just a few weeks, these chicks will be
0:10:50 > 0:10:54undertaking their extraordinary non-stop flight to Africa.
0:11:05 > 0:11:10And just when I thought things couldn't get any better...
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Not just one, but three pine martens.
0:11:14 > 0:11:19These opportunists are taking advantage of the free food on offer.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21But in the forest beyond Lorna's house,
0:11:21 > 0:11:24they're feeding on small mammals, insects, nuts and berries.
0:11:28 > 0:11:32For Lorna, these pine martens hold a much deeper connection.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35It's about how I feel about them.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38And how they give me pleasure,
0:11:38 > 0:11:41because I left my grandchildren behind.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Yeah.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45They've replaced them.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48- It's a great feeling.- It's very emotional to me, to see them.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Ah, the beautiful pine martens.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Show me a man who doesn't like one of those
0:11:53 > 0:11:56and I'll show you a man who doesn't like life.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Now, from the boot room here at the ice rink at Hampton Court Palace,
0:11:59 > 0:12:03to the best bits of the One Show out on the road for 2012.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05What can I do for you, sunshine?
0:12:06 > 0:12:08I think that's allowed.
0:12:10 > 0:12:11People of Sheffield...
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Cardiff!
0:12:13 > 0:12:15From Bath!
0:12:15 > 0:12:18Tonight, we welcome the flame that may well start the biggest party
0:12:18 > 0:12:23Britain has ever seen - the London 2012 Olympic flame!
0:12:23 > 0:12:27We're in these gorgeous surroundings by royal invitation to help
0:12:27 > 0:12:30launch a very special concert to mark the Queen's Diamond Jubilee.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Yes, and tonight's guest
0:12:32 > 0:12:34is fit for royalty, as he's been given
0:12:34 > 0:12:37the honour of choosing the artists who are going to perform -
0:12:37 > 0:12:40and as you can hear, he's tinkling the ivories
0:12:40 > 0:12:41in the music room as we speak.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43It is of course Gary Barlow!
0:12:43 > 0:12:46APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:12:48 > 0:12:51# We're in love... #
0:12:51 > 0:12:52Beautiful!
0:12:52 > 0:12:57Gary, thanks for joining us in these rather posher surroundings to usual.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59It's worth remembering, this palace where they now live,
0:12:59 > 0:13:01they didn't want to live here.
0:13:01 > 0:13:051952, when the Queen became Queen, they were living down the Mall
0:13:05 > 0:13:08in Clarence House and they wanted to stay there. It was a family home.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10But Winston Churchill, Prime Minister at the time said "no",
0:13:10 > 0:13:14this is the headquarters of the Royal family - you will move here.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Like other events around Britain this summer,
0:13:16 > 0:13:17we suffered from the rain.
0:13:17 > 0:13:22But regardless, thousands of you turned out for the first One Show Roadshow.
0:13:22 > 0:13:26Sheffield has one of the biggest professional arts scenes in the country.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29Our favourite bit has been the buzz and the rain!
0:13:29 > 0:13:32CHOIR SINGS
0:13:36 > 0:13:39# We're all going on a summer holiday
0:13:39 > 0:13:41# No more worries for a
0:13:41 > 0:13:42# Week or two. #
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Lovely to see you!
0:13:46 > 0:13:49The first time I ever met the Queen, I was in the line-up,
0:13:49 > 0:13:52she said, "Where are you playing tomorrow night?"
0:13:52 > 0:13:54I said, "We're playing at Slough, ma'am".
0:13:54 > 0:13:56She said, "Oh, that's just near us".
0:13:58 > 0:14:01My two youngest boys wanted to come and be here today - Kailand
0:14:01 > 0:14:07- and Mandla, but they have school today, so I said no... - "Come on, Dad."
0:14:07 > 0:14:09"You're so mean, Daddy!"
0:14:10 > 0:14:14From Royal Naval Air Station Culdrose on the Lizard Peninsula
0:14:14 > 0:14:19in Cornwall, hello and welcome to a very special Friday One Show.
0:14:19 > 0:14:20CHEERING
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Yes, we've touched down!
0:14:25 > 0:14:28- This is it...- It's outside!
0:14:28 > 0:14:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:14:35 > 0:14:38Now we're joined by three extraordinary sportsmen.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40APPLAUSE
0:14:40 > 0:14:43One of the greatest football players in the world...
0:14:43 > 0:14:47One of the greatest middle-distance runners in the world...
0:14:47 > 0:14:49And Boris Johnson.
0:14:49 > 0:14:50LAUGHTER
0:14:51 > 0:14:55- What? What?! - I was bracing myself for that!
0:14:55 > 0:14:58What was the atmosphere like on that plane, who sat next to who?
0:14:58 > 0:15:03- Who bagged the seats?- Of course, Her Royal Highness was up front...
0:15:03 > 0:15:09- The flame was in 1B.- Really?- All four of them.- I was in seat 2B.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12- All four flames.- I figured it was either that or not 2B.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27- ACTION!- Sorry, yes... It's getting quite nippy out here now, isn't it?
0:15:27 > 0:15:30I don't suppose anybody has brought anything to warm us up?
0:15:30 > 0:15:33- I brought my hottie.- But it's just a hot water bottle.- Or is it?
0:15:33 > 0:15:36- Glasses out!- Ooh!
0:15:36 > 0:15:40Here we go... Lift the end.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42There we are.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Here, you have that one.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47- You pour that out.- Good.- Super.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50We can raise the core temperature a little bit more.
0:15:50 > 0:15:54- Shall we put some of the heart-warming moments of the year in?- Yeah.- Cheers.
0:15:57 > 0:16:02Pat, Patsy, Eileen, Sam and Pam - the baby of the bunch -
0:16:02 > 0:16:04were aged between just four and eight
0:16:04 > 0:16:07when they were taken into the care of a Barnardos home.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Their own families were unable to look after them.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11The five girls are now women in their 60s
0:16:11 > 0:16:14and they're spread all over the world.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17They haven't seen each other since the day they left this house,
0:16:17 > 0:16:2050 years ago, and in just a few minutes,
0:16:20 > 0:16:22we'll be reuniting this unique set of friends.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Oh, my gosh!
0:16:28 > 0:16:31Oh, it's amazing.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Yay!
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Gosh, Patsy!
0:16:37 > 0:16:40This is wonderful.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43Much has changed in the 50 years since the women lived here.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45The house has become a private home,
0:16:45 > 0:16:48but remarkably, in their old bedroom, at the back
0:16:48 > 0:16:53of the wardrobe, a poignant reminder of their time here remains.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55- Pat, Patsy, Pam...- Wow!
0:16:55 > 0:16:58It's like we could move back in this house and I could sleep here
0:16:58 > 0:17:02and Patsy could sleep there! It would be all the same.
0:17:02 > 0:17:07- No, you'd still be baby Pam. - Family!- Because we WERE family.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20This is Jackie Barrow.
0:17:20 > 0:17:24She lives in the village of Diggle near Oldham.
0:17:24 > 0:17:28She also happens to be a teacher with a difference.
0:17:28 > 0:17:29Four years ago,
0:17:29 > 0:17:33Jackie was one of the first people to join a project that matches
0:17:33 > 0:17:37- volunteers willing to teach with children who are hungry to learn.- Hi!
0:17:37 > 0:17:41- Hello!- Hi, boys!
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Do you get to learn much about the boys,
0:17:43 > 0:17:46about where they live or what schools they go to or anything?
0:17:46 > 0:17:50I know that they live in a slum not far from where the centre is.
0:17:50 > 0:17:55The kids are about to get the surprise of their life as their next
0:17:55 > 0:17:58session with Jackie will be in person, in India.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01After a ten-hour flight,
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Jackie has finally landed in India for the first time.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06She's on her way to the city of Pune,
0:18:06 > 0:18:09a four-hour train journey to the East of Mumbai.
0:18:09 > 0:18:13It's very hard to imagine outside the little room
0:18:13 > 0:18:15that I see that they Skype me from.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18We're going to meet face-to-face, which is really strange.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22I don't quite know what they're going to make of it
0:18:22 > 0:18:24and I'm feeling very nervous!
0:18:30 > 0:18:32(I feel sick, I'm so scared!)
0:18:34 > 0:18:36CHEERING
0:18:41 > 0:18:45Thank you. You'd make a very good teacher, Mangesh!
0:18:46 > 0:18:50Let's swim over there. Let's swim!
0:18:50 > 0:18:52That was really fantastic.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55It'll make a huge difference when I speak to them
0:18:55 > 0:18:58next time on Skype, that I've actually met them.
0:18:58 > 0:19:03I'll feel much more able to interpret how much they're understanding
0:19:03 > 0:19:05and how they're reacting to something.
0:19:05 > 0:19:09This is the Beryl and Betty show on your radio.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12- I'm David Reeves, hello, Betty. - Hello, David.
0:19:12 > 0:19:13- Hello, Beryl.- Hello, David.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15- # I like to Buble- I like to Buble
0:19:15 > 0:19:18- # But do you like to Buble? - I like to Buble!
0:19:18 > 0:19:20# We like the Buble on a Saturday night!
0:19:20 > 0:19:23# BOTH: On a Saturday night! #
0:19:23 > 0:19:25I thought I'd take you for a bit of pampering
0:19:25 > 0:19:26all ready for your big night out.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29We're going out now, so just get on with the show, we'll be back.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32How long ago since you had your nails painted?
0:19:32 > 0:19:34- I've never had 'em painted, Beryl.- Never?- No.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37# I'm every woman It's all in me... #
0:19:37 > 0:19:41- Could you get used to this life? - I sure could.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47- How does it feel to be on the red carpet?- Exciting.
0:19:47 > 0:19:51- I think I'm dreaming all this. - What lovely soft hands you've got.
0:19:51 > 0:19:56- I know. Hey, I've got healing hands, me.- Is that right? Give it a try.
0:19:56 > 0:19:57Guests of honour,
0:19:57 > 0:20:00the huge guests of honour this evening are two ladies,
0:20:00 > 0:20:02OK, Betty and Beryl.
0:20:04 > 0:20:09And the winners, if I was 80 years younger, Beryl and Betty!
0:20:10 > 0:20:11Come on!
0:20:11 > 0:20:15I'm Betty, and thank you to everybody.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17And good luck to you all tonight.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21So great to see Beryl and Betty get the recognition they deserve.
0:20:21 > 0:20:25Absolutely, those two ladies are legends in my business - hats off, girls.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28To be fair, Chris, the award they won didn't involve
0:20:28 > 0:20:31- having to ask the hard-hitting questions that we have to ask.- True.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36Didn't you set your shed on fire one bonfire night?
0:20:36 > 0:20:38That came from nowhere!
0:20:38 > 0:20:42Are you one of those people who likes a good natter on public transport?
0:20:42 > 0:20:44- No.- No?
0:20:44 > 0:20:47Do you miss the romance of the cross-Channel hovercraft?
0:20:47 > 0:20:51I do, very often, I look over from the White Cliffs of Dover,
0:20:51 > 0:20:53often thinking if only there was a hovercraft,
0:20:53 > 0:20:56the scene would be complete.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Anyway, Harry - here's the thing -
0:20:58 > 0:21:03our insect investigator, George McGavin, he likes butterflies...
0:21:03 > 0:21:06And he also likes moths, but which is better?
0:21:06 > 0:21:10Well, there's only one way to find out - fight!
0:21:10 > 0:21:13It's Kylie!
0:21:13 > 0:21:14David Walliams.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19It's Sir Michael Parkinson!
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Sir Bruce Forsyth!
0:21:22 > 0:21:25This is going to be a riot, isn't it?!
0:21:25 > 0:21:26Tell me more!
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Keith Richards, everyone!
0:21:32 > 0:21:36Call me Engel, call me Bert, call me Humpy... Call me Dincky.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Welcome, One Direction!
0:21:38 > 0:21:39CHEERING
0:21:40 > 0:21:44I was back up in Liverpool and living on Scotty Road
0:21:44 > 0:21:50and Brian Epstein said, "You know, your record's really selling well,
0:21:50 > 0:21:52"I think it could go to number one."
0:21:52 > 0:21:55He said, "I'll call you on the Monday, to let you know."
0:21:55 > 0:21:59And I said, "Well, you can't call me cos we're not on the phone."
0:22:01 > 0:22:03So I said, "I'll tell you what,
0:22:03 > 0:22:07"I know the number of the kiosk outside of the post office.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09"What time're you going to call me?"
0:22:09 > 0:22:12He said, "Between 12 and one."
0:22:12 > 0:22:13I was there at eight o'clock.
0:22:13 > 0:22:14CHEERING
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Put me back in the band!
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Hug me...
0:22:22 > 0:22:24LAUGHTER
0:22:26 > 0:22:29I never know, you know, that showbiz kissy kissy...
0:22:29 > 0:22:32- I'm always awkward with that. - I never know which one to go to.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35I went, "Thanks for coming", and I bit Leona's face.
0:22:35 > 0:22:39- This is Leona Lewis?- Leona Lewis and actually, the teeth went in...
0:22:39 > 0:22:44- I went... "Oh!"- And they're some teeth to go in, to be honest! - She could have lost an eye!
0:22:44 > 0:22:49I was on a train, going to Hitchin and I went to use the toilet
0:22:49 > 0:22:52for what might be described as a serious purpose.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54It was one of those button-locking doors,
0:22:54 > 0:22:56the sort that should never have been allowed.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59And while I was inside the loo in a seated position,
0:22:59 > 0:23:03the door clicks and it starts to slide slowly open.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06I walked past the two women who've seen all this from the other
0:23:06 > 0:23:09side of the carriage and I hear one of them say to the other,
0:23:09 > 0:23:11"Wasn't that Jeremy Paxman?"
0:23:11 > 0:23:14Very embarrassing introduction, wasn't it?
0:23:14 > 0:23:16What's your favourite theme?
0:23:16 > 0:23:19One of my favourites is the Match Of The Day...
0:23:19 > 0:23:20You know...
0:23:22 > 0:23:25- Very nice.- But you can play it in a variety of different ways.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28It lends itself to the lounge version, you know...
0:23:28 > 0:23:31It's a much more relaxed version. Let's try.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33BAND KICKS IN
0:23:33 > 0:23:39- Oh, yeah!- You had some good news, didn't you? You had a birth.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42- I did have a birth. - We've got a picture of the baby...
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Isn't he gorgeous? Aaah!
0:23:44 > 0:23:48We don't know how she got pregnant, because we haven't got a ram.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50I'll explain it later on!
0:23:54 > 0:23:59If anyone tunes in now, will they think we're The Corrs?
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Well, you can do the singing, darling!
0:24:01 > 0:24:06- Brilliant, Frank - which one are you?- I'm the bloke!
0:24:08 > 0:24:09Oh, to be talented!
0:24:09 > 0:24:11CHEERING
0:24:14 > 0:24:17So who have you both enjoyed spending time with this year?
0:24:17 > 0:24:20It's quite a difficult one, isn't it? I think... Ah!
0:24:20 > 0:24:25- I'd have to say Kylie, probably.- I'd say the Rolling Stones please, Matt.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Mind you, if it's good company we're after,
0:24:27 > 0:24:30Team Rickshaw takes some beating, especially on a long journey.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32They were great.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38Hello, my name is Darren and this is my family.
0:24:38 > 0:24:42My sister Laura, my brother Sid, my dad, my mam...
0:24:42 > 0:24:45And not to mention, the four guide dogs.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48Because of Darren's difficulty with his sight, I'm in front
0:24:48 > 0:24:51with this high-vis jacket on so Darren can see me.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54- Can you see me, yeah?- Yeah! Big fluorescent Pudsey in front of me.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Yeah, that's me!
0:24:56 > 0:25:00I had to stop halfway, because I went uphill, bit of altitude there...
0:25:01 > 0:25:05But got back on me bike, battled through and I got there.
0:25:05 > 0:25:06Hi, I'm Lauren.
0:25:06 > 0:25:10This picture here is called Alone.
0:25:10 > 0:25:14This is emotion that I was feeling
0:25:14 > 0:25:17because I had no friends -
0:25:17 > 0:25:20everybody kind of distanced themselves
0:25:20 > 0:25:21after my accident.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26From like, not having friends,
0:25:26 > 0:25:29to people shouting my name!
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Really, it does something to you.
0:25:34 > 0:25:40- You don't have words to describe how much it means.- Come on, Lauren!
0:25:40 > 0:25:42She's just been good support,
0:25:42 > 0:25:44telling me I can do it...
0:25:44 > 0:25:46Yay!
0:25:48 > 0:25:50When I used to go to school, I'd get picked on in school
0:25:50 > 0:25:53and it made me feel self-conscious.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55When you see a gang, it is intimidating
0:25:55 > 0:25:57and you don't want to walk near them.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59It sort of makes you want to stay
0:25:59 > 0:26:01and be isolated and alone.
0:26:03 > 0:26:07Jamila, good news - we're in England! Yes!
0:26:07 > 0:26:09CHEERING
0:26:09 > 0:26:11And there's somebody here to see you!
0:26:12 > 0:26:14When I was born, I was
0:26:14 > 0:26:17diagnosed with something called congenital nephrotic syndrome.
0:26:17 > 0:26:1918 months old,
0:26:19 > 0:26:20both my kidneys were removed.
0:26:20 > 0:26:24Day before my fourth birthday, I had my kidney transplant.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27My ambitions in life are to become a firefighter.
0:26:27 > 0:26:31Having a donated organ doesn't make any difference to what you can
0:26:31 > 0:26:32still do.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34You saw Jack there, that must make you so proud.
0:26:34 > 0:26:38Very, very proud, yes. He's an inspiration to me,
0:26:38 > 0:26:39let alone me to him.
0:26:41 > 0:26:42What a welcome!
0:26:44 > 0:26:46There you go. There's your boy!
0:26:48 > 0:26:52Since I was four, five, I became a young carer.
0:26:52 > 0:26:56My brother is autistic and my mum suffered from a brain injury.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59I also help my sister.
0:27:01 > 0:27:05- This hill is absolutely massive. - Come on, James! Yes!
0:27:05 > 0:27:06HORN TOOTS
0:27:06 > 0:27:08He's coming up the hill now...
0:27:10 > 0:27:14This lad has just blown everybody away.
0:27:14 > 0:27:19My name is Ciaran Fitzgerald.
0:27:19 > 0:27:23Just because I have cerebral palsy,
0:27:23 > 0:27:28doesn't mean I can't push myself
0:27:28 > 0:27:33as hard as someone who's able-bodied.
0:27:33 > 0:27:34CIARAN! CIARAN!
0:27:34 > 0:27:37It just really spurs you on
0:27:37 > 0:27:41if you complete what you're trying to achieve,
0:27:41 > 0:27:42it's a really great feeling.
0:27:44 > 0:27:47That was tremendous, wasn't it! All shouting your name.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50Come on, Team Rickshaw! Let's get it over the line!
0:27:50 > 0:27:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:27:57 > 0:28:01- We did it! - We did it! - We did it!
0:28:01 > 0:28:03Well, what a team they are.
0:28:03 > 0:28:08They raised well over £1.6 million and the cheques are still coming in.
0:28:08 > 0:28:12- Thank you to everyone who's donated. - Absolutely. Where's Chris, though?
0:28:12 > 0:28:15He's over there. Have you seen him? He's really getting into this...
0:28:15 > 0:28:18Oh, Chris! What a finish!
0:28:22 > 0:28:26- Whoah! - I'm just getting the hang of this!
0:28:26 > 0:28:29The One Show is back on Monday 7 January, 2013.
0:28:29 > 0:28:32I think it's only right that we leave the show this evening
0:28:32 > 0:28:35- with my favourite TV moment, 2012.- What's that?
0:28:35 > 0:28:38You two guys dancing for the Queen at Buckingham Palace.
0:28:38 > 0:28:41- Ah, do you mean it? - Well, my mum liked it.
0:28:42 > 0:28:43Happy New Year!
0:28:46 > 0:28:49LILTING MUSIC TO FOXTROT TEMPO
0:29:24 > 0:29:25Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd