0:00:02 > 0:00:05There she is. So small, I could reach out and...
0:00:05 > 0:00:09- Crush it!- Crush it! Crush it!
0:00:09 > 0:00:12Quiet, Caw! This is my moment of destiny...
0:00:12 > 0:00:15Moment of Destiny! Moment of destiny...
0:00:15 > 0:00:16Attention armoury!
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Prepare plasma cannons for firing.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20Commence countdown!
0:00:24 > 0:00:27- I'm the king of the world! - King of the world!
0:00:27 > 0:00:30King of the world! Aaark!
0:00:30 > 0:00:34Now, forget your Bonapartes, your Boudiceas, your Blackbeards, even...
0:00:34 > 0:00:35Wha...?
0:00:35 > 0:00:38This, Martha Jones, this is Baltazar.
0:00:38 > 0:00:42Scourge of the Galaxy, corsair King of Triton on the 40th century,
0:00:42 > 0:00:45the greatest despot that ever, ever lived!
0:00:45 > 0:00:49This is just...just...fantastic!
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Yeah, it's kind of cool. Now, the thing about Baltazar.
0:00:52 > 0:00:56- Scourge of the Galaxy!- Yeah...the most amazing thing about him is...
0:00:56 > 0:00:58he forged this ship himself.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01- He didn't! - By hand. Go on, tell her, Baltazar!
0:01:01 > 0:01:04I tended her by hand, over countless decades.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Burnished her into the greatest warship in history!
0:01:06 > 0:01:10And not that long ago, blew all of Earth's defence force from the sky.
0:01:10 > 0:01:14- He really shouldn't have done that. - Shouldn't have done that!
0:01:14 > 0:01:17And now I'm going to envelop Earth in a field of plasma fire.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Superheat the carbonites who crawl across its surface...
0:01:20 > 0:01:21Really? So all carbon-based life
0:01:21 > 0:01:25- will be super-compressed in a plasma field, making...- Diamonds?!
0:01:25 > 0:01:26Precisely.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30Yeah, well done. Yes, every living being turned into diamonds.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32And the plan starts in seconds!
0:01:32 > 0:01:39Now, that IS a Plan. That...is...indeed...a...plan.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Is that not the most incredible plan?
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Oh, incredible, but, we'll stop him, yeah?
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Mm. By giving him...this!
0:01:46 > 0:01:49- Wha...?- I like to stir things up.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Oooh, shouldn't have done that.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55He shouldn't have broken it because...?
0:01:55 > 0:01:57It wasn't just any old spoon.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00It passed through the hands of the greatest chefs of planet Earth.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Fanny, Delia, Madame Cholet.
0:02:02 > 0:02:07It was antique, forged by inhabitants of a planet
0:02:07 > 0:02:08that specialised in Ribicola.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12- Fungus? - Oh, yes, but not just any old fungus.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14No, a special hydroxiding fungus...
0:02:14 > 0:02:17There's been no treatment for it these last 2,000 years.
0:02:17 > 0:02:21Which is why, Baltazar, Scourge of the Galaxy...
0:02:21 > 0:02:23- Your deck is rusting away! - Wha...?
0:02:23 > 0:02:28Nooo!
0:02:28 > 0:02:31- That's not ordinary rust! - Nah, I pepped it up a bit.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Gave it a bit of zing. A bit of va-va-voom.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Va-va-voom! Va-va-voom!
0:02:35 > 0:02:38- Doctor, you can't leave him. Not to the rust!- Ah, well...
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Will Baltazar ever get caught?
0:02:47 > 0:02:49I imagine so. His luck can't hold out forever.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51So what'll happen, d'you think?
0:02:51 > 0:02:55In this era? Most likely prison planet for him would be...
0:02:55 > 0:02:56Volag-Noc.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Yeah, that's where I'd take him if it was up to me.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Coldest place in the galaxy.
0:03:01 > 0:03:06- Brrrr. Nasty.- Yup. Now...give me a number between zero and 99!
0:03:06 > 0:03:08- 45.- And another!
0:03:08 > 0:03:11- 72.- Another!- Three. What is this? Galactic lottery?
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Destination setting!
0:03:13 > 0:03:18And you, Martha Jones, have randomly chosen to take us to...
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Copacabana Beach! Arriba!
0:03:26 > 0:03:28I'll get you for this, Doctor!
0:03:28 > 0:03:31I'll make you sorry you were ever born!
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Yes!
0:04:12 > 0:04:15670 million miles an hour, and a bit! Rock on!
0:04:15 > 0:04:18- You're just a boy racer, aren't you?- Ha!
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Whoa!
0:04:20 > 0:04:22What was that - emergency stop?
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Owww, search me. There's nothing in the manual...
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Go on, then. We've stopped.
0:04:38 > 0:04:42- I've died and gone to Bill Oddie heaven.- Bill Oddie heaven!
0:04:42 > 0:04:44I know you! It's Caw, isn't it?
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Welcome to Pheros, Miss Martha.
0:04:46 > 0:04:47It's Caw's home.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49How're you doing, Caw?
0:04:49 > 0:04:51I likes you, Miss Martha.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57- Oh!- That's for savin' Caw's life all them years ago.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Thank you, Caw. It's really lovely.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Got some news for you, Doctor.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04'Bout Baltazar.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Let him out of Volag-Noc.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Volag-Noc? I was right, Martha!
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Yeah, great. Caw, why'd they release him?
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Say he's reformed.
0:05:13 > 0:05:18But Caw reckons he's as bad as ever he was. He'll be comin' for Caw.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22Caw sold him out, for a bar of gold.
0:05:22 > 0:05:26- Or three...- What do you need gold for?- He eats it.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28He won't rest, Doctor!
0:05:28 > 0:05:33- He seeks his heart's desire and knows how to find it.- He does?
0:05:33 > 0:05:35The Infinite!
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Oh, that's just a legend.
0:05:38 > 0:05:39What is?
0:05:39 > 0:05:43Baltazar thinks different. Thinks he knows how to find it.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46- Find what?- The Infinite.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Yeah, I got that. But what exactly is the Infinite?
0:05:50 > 0:05:55Well, let's just say there are things out there in space, Martha,
0:05:55 > 0:05:57things that predate our reality,
0:05:57 > 0:06:00relics from the Dark Times.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04- Oh, a fairy tale? - Oh, far, far more than that.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08There was a time when the universe was so much smaller than it is now...
0:06:08 > 0:06:11A darker, older time of chaos.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Creatures like the Racnoss,
0:06:15 > 0:06:18the Nestenes and the Great Vampyres rampaged through the Void.
0:06:18 > 0:06:22And this Infinite is one of those "relics from the dark time"?
0:06:22 > 0:06:25It's said that if anyone were to find the Infinite,
0:06:25 > 0:06:28they'd receive their heart's desire.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30And frankly, that's quite a thing to receive.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Yeah, but how's Baltazar going to find it?
0:06:35 > 0:06:39- That's how. - What's that?- It's a data chip.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Part of a black-box recorder.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Dark Time technology.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Baltazar gave it to me for safekeeping.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Should be four of 'em.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50You need to use each one to find the next.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53And find all four, you find the Infinite?
0:06:53 > 0:06:56- Are we going on a quest, then? - No. The Infinite stays lost.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Nothing more than a legend.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01As last custodian to the Secrets of the Universe,
0:07:01 > 0:07:04it's my duty to see it stays that way.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08He mustn't! Mustn't! He's got a copy!
0:07:08 > 0:07:10I can't let someone like Baltazar,
0:07:10 > 0:07:14corrupt and twisted, have access to that kind of power.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Caw, you'd better be right about this.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Planet Bouken.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29OK. Here...we...go!
0:07:33 > 0:07:37- The tracker's in place? - Thank you, Caw.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39It's really lovely. Aaaark!
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Then the Doctor's going to find me the Infinite,
0:07:43 > 0:07:45going to find me my heart's desire...
0:07:45 > 0:07:50- Heart's desire! Heart's desire! - And then, I'll have my revenge!
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Revenge! Revenge!
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Ah, Martha, see those?
0:07:59 > 0:08:01- Artificial suns.- Never!
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Someone wanted the planet Bouken warmed up.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09- What are they?- Oil rigs.
0:08:09 > 0:08:13Oil rigs?! Hang on. They still need oil, in the future?
0:08:13 > 0:08:16It ran out on Earth. The corporations went drilling elsewhere.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19To look at them, you'd think they were alive.
0:08:21 > 0:08:26- You think?! Run?- What now?
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Er, well, I'm open to suggestions...
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Er...
0:08:31 > 0:08:33How'd you do that?
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Oh, Martha, you're brilliant!
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Oh, yeah, now you're just showing off. Whoa!
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Hoist the colours, Mr Mate!
0:08:51 > 0:08:56- Aye-aye, Captain!- Let OilCorp see that the Black Gold is in business!
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Aye-aye, Captain! A-harr.
0:09:00 > 0:09:04- Pirates?!- I'm Swabb, First Mate aboard the Black.
0:09:04 > 0:09:09- Now then, Mr Mate, put her in reverse!- Aye-aye, Captain! A-harr!
0:09:09 > 0:09:13You two might want to hold on tight.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15- To the rail?- Aye-aye, Captain!
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Take the strain, me hearties!
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Heave lads!
0:09:19 > 0:09:23- All right, Swabb, maximum power! - Aye!
0:09:36 > 0:09:39- Well, that, I didn't expect. - Cut thrust, Mr Mate.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43- Then pull the rig in? - And siphon it, Swabb!
0:09:43 > 0:09:46- Hello there, Captain...?- Captain Kaliko.- Hello. I'm the Doctor.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49- Martha and I... - Why are they smashing the oil rigs?
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Told you, it's the 40th century.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54The oil corporations are sucking the solar system dry to feed demand.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Petrol prices are through the roof
0:09:56 > 0:09:59and the colonies that can't afford to pay are dying.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03Aye. And the oil companies call us pirates.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06So you're smashing the rigs, siphoning off the petrol...I see.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Robbing the rich to fuel the poor?
0:10:08 > 0:10:11- But that's brilliant!- What d'you think we should do with them, Swabb?
0:10:11 > 0:10:13I don't no, Cap'n.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Now, what I reckon is,
0:10:15 > 0:10:19to land up in a place like this, you dogs're either OilCorp spies
0:10:19 > 0:10:22or planning a spot of piratin' yourselves...
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Or indeed, none of the above...
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Either way, I don't want you on the Black Gold.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31So ahoy there, me heartless hearties,
0:10:31 > 0:10:34throw these sandlubbers overboard!
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Yeah...ahhh...
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Hold hard there, lads!
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Swabb, you swab! Is this mutiny?
0:10:54 > 0:10:57- Yesss! - Never, Cap'n Kaliko, not mutiny!
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Nooo.
0:10:59 > 0:11:03I just wondered if they be OilCorp spies, mayhaps we dispose
0:11:03 > 0:11:07of the bodies by putting them inside one of the oil rigs? A-harr...
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Make it look like an accident?
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Yer not as empty-headed as you seems, Mr Mate!
0:11:13 > 0:11:16We'll use the one we just keelhauled!
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Aye-aye, Cap'n.
0:11:18 > 0:11:23Don't worry, Doctor, Martha. You're perfectly safe with me.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27- What's he up to?- Hmmm...
0:11:27 > 0:11:32I don't think our Mr Swabb is all he's cracked up to be. I wonder...
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Said your prayers yet, Doctor?
0:11:48 > 0:11:51So, um, sorry, let me see if I've got this right?
0:11:51 > 0:11:56We somehow get inside this rig you've drained of oil, and then what?
0:11:56 > 0:12:00A quick blast from me mate Swabb's laser pistol,
0:12:00 > 0:12:02the remaining oil ignites...
0:12:02 > 0:12:04OilCorp find us dead inside.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07- Boiled in oil?- That's murder!
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Accidents happen.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Now, me hearties! The plank!
0:12:15 > 0:12:18- Careful with that! - Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh...me first.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21Thought Swabb would have made his move by now.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23- What move?- He's no pirate.
0:12:23 > 0:12:27- If he thinks we're with this OilCorp, then my guess is...- That he is too?
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Yeah. Fingers crossed. Ready!
0:12:32 > 0:12:34I like your style, Doctor.
0:12:34 > 0:12:38- Shame you have to die! - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Now, let us go, or I'll destroy your ship!
0:12:42 > 0:12:44What, with that?
0:12:44 > 0:12:46No deal!
0:12:46 > 0:12:49I wish you weren't so obstinate, Kaliko. Oh, well.
0:12:51 > 0:12:52Why's it not working?
0:12:52 > 0:12:55Um, patience.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58Er...sand in the mechanism.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Hang on...
0:13:01 > 0:13:04- Success!- And?
0:13:04 > 0:13:06And hold on tight.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13OilCorp dog! You're damaging the Black Gold!
0:13:13 > 0:13:16We're actually on your side, Captain! We came here to save you!
0:13:16 > 0:13:17It's all right, Martha.
0:13:17 > 0:13:21The Captain's pirate days are over. I'm with OilCorp.
0:13:21 > 0:13:22Told you!
0:13:22 > 0:13:26And OilCorp have promised me a new body to replace this bag of bones.
0:13:26 > 0:13:30Same goes for you, me hearties, if you'll help me turn the Captain in!
0:13:30 > 0:13:32They'll never turn on me!
0:13:35 > 0:13:36Oh, no.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39Thing is, Captain, Swabb here seems to think Martha and I
0:13:39 > 0:13:41- are with OilCorp too...- You're not?
0:13:41 > 0:13:44- No.- You're not.- No!
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Captain, we've come here to rescue you.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48- Why?- Doesn't matter, Captain.
0:13:48 > 0:13:49You're time is up!
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Rigs! Attack!
0:14:07 > 0:14:10- Lucky they're not great shots! - Define "lucky"!
0:14:10 > 0:14:13No! No, more precision.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Fire with more... Waaaaghhh.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Roll with it, Martha!
0:14:30 > 0:14:33Doctor? Doctor?
0:14:33 > 0:14:36- Aah!- Forget it, he's gone.
0:14:36 > 0:14:41- But at least I can think of a good use for you.- Oh, really!- Yes.
0:14:42 > 0:14:46Look, me and the Doctor aren't here to cause you and OilCorp trouble.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49We're on a dead important mission. Gotta collect data chips.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Stop this Baltazar stealing a big spaceship called the Infinite,
0:14:52 > 0:14:54which'll give him infinite power.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57And that's bad cos he's not a nice bloke. Oh, and Swabb?
0:14:57 > 0:14:59- Yeah?- Um...behind you?
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Aye-aye!
0:15:03 > 0:15:06- Oooh, sorry!- Doctor! - Whoa...
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Will the vile dog live?
0:15:15 > 0:15:18The sand seemed soft, so it probably broke his fall.
0:15:18 > 0:15:22- I'll get you for this!- Yup, he's OK.
0:15:22 > 0:15:23- You need some help?- Could you?
0:15:25 > 0:15:28- Ow, oooh!- Doctor, you said you'd come here for me.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31What exactly did you mean by that?
0:15:31 > 0:15:33- Ah.- Well?
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Your earring, Captain.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37You know what it is, really?
0:15:40 > 0:15:43You're after the Infinite? You fool!
0:15:45 > 0:15:49Now, I was going offer you both a berth on my next ship,
0:15:49 > 0:15:53but seeing as you had an ulterior motive in rescuing me...
0:16:00 > 0:16:03There's only room for one in my lifeboat, anyhow.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17- Looks like she came down near the TARDIS.- We have to catch her.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20If Baltazar gets that data chip, and finds the Infinite...
0:16:20 > 0:16:24He gets his heart's desire - destruction of you, me and Earth.
0:16:31 > 0:16:35Look! Aw, no.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Surely the fall couldn't do that?
0:16:37 > 0:16:40No. She's been murdered.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45- Live by the cutlass, die by the cutlass, it seems.- Doctor?
0:16:45 > 0:16:50I'm so sorry, Kaliko...but we've got what we came for, Martha.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Let's see where we're going next.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Hang on! There could be anything out there.
0:17:03 > 0:17:07Snakes like bendy buses, sabre-toothed gorillas. Anything!
0:17:07 > 0:17:12- Excellent!- Right...that way is Main Street, so that's probably downtown.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14- Where's the lights?- Lights?!
0:17:14 > 0:17:17City like this should be full of lights, especially at night.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19INSECTS BUZZ
0:17:23 > 0:17:28- Doctor! They're bugs! - So I see, and they're about to swarm!
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Doctor! The bugs...
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Swarming...all around us...
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Go on! Get out of it!
0:17:43 > 0:17:45What's the matter with you two?
0:17:50 > 0:17:54- Doctor?- I know. - And what are you staring at?
0:17:54 > 0:17:59- Thank you. For the timely arrival. Mr, Um?- Mergrass. Ulysees Mergrass.
0:17:59 > 0:18:04- Good thing the bugs listen to you. - We have an understanding.- I noticed.
0:18:04 > 0:18:08I'm here to provide their community, via their Queen, with protection.
0:18:08 > 0:18:09- SIREN WAILS - What's that?
0:18:09 > 0:18:12What they need protecting from.
0:18:20 > 0:18:24- Hang on. Those are warplanes. - What do you expect in a war zone?
0:18:24 > 0:18:26- BOTH:- A war zone?!
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Sonic attack! Incoming!
0:18:32 > 0:18:35You know what? I think he's got the right idea.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48Martha? Martha! Look out!
0:18:59 > 0:19:03- Pretty, isn't it? - If you like that sort of thing.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06Careful! Don't touch what isn't yours. Yet.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Breakages must still be paid for.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Besides which, they won't activate
0:19:11 > 0:19:14until I give your Queen this keycoder to switch everything on.
0:19:16 > 0:19:20You all right? Turns out the towers are built from dung, not rock.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22- But even so.- Yeah, I'm fine.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30It's beautiful.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Really beautiful.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35Well said, Martha Jones.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Ah! Martha Jones, the Mantasphid Queen.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40The Mantasphid Queen, Ma'am, Martha Jones.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42- Your...Majesty?- Spot on.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45As I was saying, these alien attackers...
0:19:45 > 0:19:48I hope you're not putting a business proposition, Doctor!
0:19:48 > 0:19:51The bidding is over. I won.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54Mergrass is correct, Doctor.
0:19:54 > 0:19:59We have our military adviser already, we do not need another.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Oh. "Military adviser", is it?
0:20:01 > 0:20:04- Interesting euphemism for gun-running.- Gun-running?
0:20:04 > 0:20:06In the crates.
0:20:10 > 0:20:14They've caught a pilot! Mergrass, they've caught a pilot!
0:20:14 > 0:20:17Stand well back. I want to see what it is you're fighting against.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Oh. What are you?
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Crush it! Squash it!
0:20:30 > 0:20:32- Get it away from me! - Wait, Doctor, it's...
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Trying to kill me, I know!
0:20:34 > 0:20:37No! It's panicking. Doctor, it's just frightened!
0:20:37 > 0:20:38Oh.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Oh, oh, Martha, you're a marvel.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Calm, calm, calm, calm. Hey, I'm not going to hurt you.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Thank you. Thank you so much.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Training didn't prepare me!
0:20:55 > 0:20:58- I didn't...- It's all right, it's all right, calm down.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00- You're fine now.- Sorry.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Suit got damaged when I came down.
0:21:02 > 0:21:06No air left. I thought I was going to die. I don't want to die.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09- Well, you didn't.- Fleshy biped!
0:21:09 > 0:21:13We must be protected from fleshy bipeds! Destroy them all!
0:21:13 > 0:21:15You can destroy them, Your Majesty.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17With the weapons you've bought.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20- What's your name, pilot? - Pilot Kelvin.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Well, Pilot Kelvin, what's wrong with you?
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Picking a fight with a bunch of defenceless bugs?!
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Eh? We didn't start it!
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Yes, they did.
0:21:28 > 0:21:32The fleshy bipeds have been trying to exterminate us! Wipe us out!
0:21:32 > 0:21:34No! You don't understand.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37This is my er... This... This was my home.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Where I was born, brought up.
0:21:39 > 0:21:40We were here first!
0:21:40 > 0:21:43Is this true?
0:21:43 > 0:21:46This used to be a lovely place.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48My parents had a homestead here.
0:21:48 > 0:21:52Then the bugs arrived and drove the people out. I only joined up once...
0:21:52 > 0:21:54Once my parents were killed.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56Killed? Why?
0:21:56 > 0:21:57Why did you attack?
0:21:57 > 0:22:02So many lovely animals they had here.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04So much lovely dung!
0:22:04 > 0:22:06You invaded this planet for dung?!
0:22:06 > 0:22:08It's one of the last fertile planets in the galaxy.
0:22:08 > 0:22:12If it falls, there'll be a famine like you wouldn't believe.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Your Majesty, if I may?
0:22:14 > 0:22:15My job here is done.
0:22:15 > 0:22:19I've supplied you with the means to destroy your enemies.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22Your contract stipulates final payment on delivery.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Did it?
0:22:24 > 0:22:27Guess what, Mergrass. I lied!
0:22:27 > 0:22:30There will be no payment!
0:22:30 > 0:22:34Mantasphids don't make deals with fleshy bipeds.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37Typical mantasphid. I should've listened to the others.
0:22:37 > 0:22:41- What others?- The prisoners. There was a mantasphid there, too.
0:22:41 > 0:22:46Tipped me off about this little war, so I decided to do the deal.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49- You were in prison?- Good grief, no.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51I was a broker, a dealer.
0:22:51 > 0:22:55I'd get letters and gifts to the inmates, and in return...
0:22:55 > 0:22:57You got well paid?
0:22:57 > 0:22:58Of course.
0:22:58 > 0:23:02But the governor always said that you could never trust a mantasphid.
0:23:02 > 0:23:06The Governor of which prison was this? Volag-Noc perhaps?
0:23:06 > 0:23:11- Volag-Noc? But isn't that where Baltazar was?- You know of Baltazar?
0:23:11 > 0:23:14AIR-RAID SIRENS WAIL
0:23:14 > 0:23:16The fly-ships, they're coming back!
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Bugs, defend us! They'll destroy us all.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21We're going to die too unless we get away.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Forget it. You can't get far enough away.
0:23:24 > 0:23:28- Why not?- Because Earth Command can't afford to lose this planet!
0:23:28 > 0:23:30You see, they'll even sacrifice me.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Your Majesty, there might still be a way.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Ah, Doctor.
0:23:37 > 0:23:41This is a fleshy biped thing, is it not?
0:23:41 > 0:23:43- "Never say die"?- Yeah, exactly!
0:23:43 > 0:23:47Fleshy bipeds are very stupid creatures.
0:23:47 > 0:23:48But the fight goes on!
0:23:48 > 0:23:50- We'll win this war yet! - Pilot Kelvin!
0:23:50 > 0:23:52What will they do to the city?
0:23:52 > 0:23:55Well, the plan was spatial disintegration
0:23:55 > 0:23:57of this 100-mile vector.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59They're going to burn us out of space and time?
0:23:59 > 0:24:03Kills all known bugs. Dead.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11So we stand here while they vaporise us?
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Mergrass, what do we do?
0:24:13 > 0:24:16- You're asking me? - You're my military adviser!
0:24:16 > 0:24:19You know tactics! You know weapons! Help us!
0:24:19 > 0:24:22I'd have happily helped you when I thought I was getting paid
0:24:22 > 0:24:25but without this, the weapons are useless.
0:24:25 > 0:24:29And without my money, you get nothing.
0:24:29 > 0:24:33Mergrass! Mergrass! Come back!
0:24:33 > 0:24:35We need to keep track of Mergrass.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38He has the data chip we need to continue this treasure hunt.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41It is decided.
0:24:41 > 0:24:46How do we surrender to the fleshy bipeds?
0:24:46 > 0:24:49At last. Pilot Kelvin, have you got a communications system?
0:24:49 > 0:24:52Inside my helmet, sir! But it was damaged when I crashed.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Oh, we'll soon have that sorted.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57Hurry! Hurry! We want to surrender!
0:24:57 > 0:25:00Doctor, there's no protocol for negotiation with the Mantasphids.
0:25:00 > 0:25:04- Then make one!- I can't. They invaded our homes, killed our families.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07They're also living sentient beings that have a right to exist.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09Maybe not here, but somewhere.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12'Mantasphid hive destruction commences in 60 seconds.'
0:25:12 > 0:25:15- Oooh, that's not good. - Please, Doctor. Hurry.
0:25:15 > 0:25:20Doctor! Listen, if the bugs can't surrender, surely we can, can't we?
0:25:20 > 0:25:26- You are brilliant! Pilot, tell them to open up a visual channel.- Control!
0:25:26 > 0:25:28This is Pilot Kelvin, imperative you
0:25:28 > 0:25:32- open a visual link to this system. Please respond.- Roger.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Hurry, Doctor!
0:25:34 > 0:25:39Ahoy there, ye Earth Command nobodies!
0:25:39 > 0:25:41You got Doctor Vile,
0:25:41 > 0:25:46pirate o' the constellations, givin' you a big white flag!
0:25:46 > 0:25:50Fact is, me an' me mad mucker Martha here...
0:25:50 > 0:25:53Arr! Arr! Arr!
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Um, no. No, don't, don't do that.
0:25:55 > 0:26:02We've been rulin' over these insect raiders, held their Queenie hostage!
0:26:02 > 0:26:05But, we has to admit, you got us beaten.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Come on in and get us.
0:26:07 > 0:26:13We surrender! That should do it.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15What have you done, Doctor?
0:26:15 > 0:26:18Taken the rap for you, Queenie. Ended your war!
0:26:18 > 0:26:20- They'll never believe it. - You reckon?
0:26:20 > 0:26:23All units, hive destruction cancelled.
0:26:23 > 0:26:27Your priority now is to apprehend male human, codename "Doctor Vile"!
0:26:27 > 0:26:31How can we thank you, Doctor?
0:26:31 > 0:26:34Easy. Work with the humans, not against them.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37- Young Kelvin here could make a great ambassador.- Me?
0:26:37 > 0:26:40Listen, Your Majesty, the humans' farms will need power.
0:26:40 > 0:26:44Light and heat are hard to come by in an oil-starved universe, right?
0:26:44 > 0:26:47- And you're naturally phosphorescent. - Think you can make a deal?
0:26:47 > 0:26:49And you'll get all the dung you could ever want!
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Brilliant! So what's next?
0:26:52 > 0:26:55We skedaddle out of here before Kelvin's mates arrive.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Good luck, everyone.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02What now? Catch up with Mergrass and go?
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Oh, we've found him.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07Oh, no! No!
0:27:07 > 0:27:08Sudden dehydration.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17- Take the data chip, and let's go. - We can't just leave him!
0:27:17 > 0:27:20- It's like Captain Kaliko all over again.- Isn't it just?
0:27:20 > 0:27:22But Martha, we can't stay!
0:27:22 > 0:27:24We're criminals, remember?
0:27:28 > 0:27:30Next data chip located!
0:27:30 > 0:27:32It's... Ah. It's... Oooh.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35- Where? Is it bad? - You wearing thermals?
0:27:38 > 0:27:40Come on, you.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42Where are we going?
0:27:42 > 0:27:43Where are we, full stop?
0:27:43 > 0:27:47Well, we've now met two people from the prison on Volag-Noc, right?
0:27:47 > 0:27:50Right, but there's no prison here!
0:27:50 > 0:27:52You were saying?
0:27:52 > 0:27:54Doctor!
0:27:57 > 0:27:59I thought you'd never get here!
0:28:01 > 0:28:02Er, we're visitors.
0:28:02 > 0:28:04Visitors, mind! Oi!
0:28:04 > 0:28:07This item is confiscated.
0:28:07 > 0:28:11- What?- Scanning for malfeasance.
0:28:11 > 0:28:17- No convictions. No confirmation of criminal activity.- Well, obviously.
0:28:17 > 0:28:19Scanning.
0:28:19 > 0:28:223,005 outstanding convictions...
0:28:22 > 0:28:27- That many?- ..With 6,000 more to be taken into consideration.- Doctor?
0:28:27 > 0:28:29- It's an unfair cop!- Prison Cell 8447.
0:28:30 > 0:28:33Doctor!
0:28:33 > 0:28:35The governor will see you now.
0:28:35 > 0:28:38Oh, good. Great. I think.
0:28:40 > 0:28:45Ooh. Hello, you're clearly an android and I'm your new cell-mate!
0:28:48 > 0:28:52- You all right?- It hurts!
0:28:52 > 0:28:55I'm the Doctor. Tell me the trouble.
0:28:57 > 0:28:59Interesting.
0:28:59 > 0:29:02You're the governor? There's been a mistake.
0:29:02 > 0:29:04We don't make mistakes on Volag-Noc. Safe!
0:29:04 > 0:29:08But my friend's been...
0:29:09 > 0:29:12Close. You were saying?
0:29:12 > 0:29:17- I...- Ah, yes, your "friend".
0:29:17 > 0:29:20We're still collating charges, but he's been a very naughty boy.
0:29:20 > 0:29:23Minor traffic violations, 1,400 counts.
0:29:23 > 0:29:27Evading library fines, 250 counts.
0:29:27 > 0:29:29C'mon, that's nothing serious!
0:29:29 > 0:29:31Planetary demolition.
0:29:31 > 0:29:34- How many counts?- 17. No, 18.
0:29:34 > 0:29:39- Ouch.- And all dating back... 3,000 years?!
0:29:39 > 0:29:42Well, I'm sure he had his reasons.
0:29:42 > 0:29:45Maybe, but these charges have been extracted from his own brain.
0:29:45 > 0:29:49He knows what he's guilty of. And they've earned him... Let's see...
0:29:49 > 0:29:51two billion years in prison.
0:29:51 > 0:29:55- Two billion?!- He really should have taken back those library books.
0:29:55 > 0:29:57Hang on, there's more.
0:29:57 > 0:30:02There's something here about a "Doctor Vile", wanted for piracy.
0:30:02 > 0:30:04As well as his accomplice.
0:30:04 > 0:30:05You!
0:30:13 > 0:30:16So anyway, Caw then said - did I mention Caw before?
0:30:16 > 0:30:19Big, metal, bird, eats gold for breakfast -
0:30:19 > 0:30:22anyway, he told us that Baltazar is after the Infinite,
0:30:22 > 0:30:26the starship that has the power to create your heart's desire.
0:30:26 > 0:30:28Baltazar - nasty flea, used to live here.
0:30:28 > 0:30:30Anyway, we have to chase around, stopping him...
0:30:30 > 0:30:33- Ow!- Oooh, sorry! Sorry.
0:30:33 > 0:30:34Hang on,
0:30:34 > 0:30:37- you've been inhibited!- I have.
0:30:37 > 0:30:41- You couldn't commit a crime if you tried!- I could not.
0:30:41 > 0:30:43you shouldn't be here at all! Oh, I'm not having this.
0:30:46 > 0:30:49- Thank you.- Right, we'll have to dig our way out.
0:30:49 > 0:30:53Don't suppose you've concealed a teaspoon? I lost mine.
0:30:53 > 0:30:54There's a more direct way.
0:30:54 > 0:30:57Now.
0:30:57 > 0:31:02- Oooh!- What was that?
0:31:02 > 0:31:04Warder, what's up with the lights?
0:31:04 > 0:31:06Power fluctuation detected, Governor.
0:31:06 > 0:31:08A cell has been opened from within.
0:31:08 > 0:31:14- Opened? Where?- Cell 8447. - That cell is off-limits.
0:31:14 > 0:31:17Didn't your tin pet there put the Doctor in Cell 8447?
0:31:17 > 0:31:21No, I gave explicit orders no-one was to be put in with the gover...
0:31:21 > 0:31:23The governor, were you going to say?
0:31:23 > 0:31:25I saw the data chip in your safe!
0:31:25 > 0:31:27If you're not the governor, who are you?
0:31:27 > 0:31:30Don't you get it? He's escaped.
0:31:30 > 0:31:32Your friend's let him out!
0:31:32 > 0:31:35And we've only been here five minutes! Nice one, Doctor.
0:31:39 > 0:31:41No.
0:31:47 > 0:31:50What's doing that?
0:31:50 > 0:31:51Locke.
0:31:53 > 0:31:56Hello, Martha Jones! You'll never guess who I'm with!
0:31:56 > 0:31:58The real governor?
0:31:58 > 0:32:02Oh, you guessed! Thing is, if Locke here is the governor, who are you?
0:32:02 > 0:32:04Warder!
0:32:06 > 0:32:09You don't know what you've done, letting him out.
0:32:09 > 0:32:12Hang on, hold this for a moment, will you?
0:32:12 > 0:32:13But there's nothing on it!
0:32:13 > 0:32:17It's psychic, and it tells me you're "Constantine Ethelred Gurney.
0:32:17 > 0:32:21"Prisoner" Aha! Convicted of blackmail, fraud...blah, blah, blah,
0:32:21 > 0:32:23blah, blah, released... Released?!
0:32:23 > 0:32:26I did my time, I got let out, I broke back in.
0:32:26 > 0:32:29That's new. Why?
0:32:29 > 0:32:32Because of him! Living here in luxury.
0:32:32 > 0:32:34He's an android. He doesn't even need it.
0:32:34 > 0:32:38But me, there are people across the seven galaxies
0:32:38 > 0:32:42who still want my head on a plate, putting my face on Wanted posters.
0:32:42 > 0:32:45"Wanted Dead or Alive" open brackets, "preferably dead".
0:32:45 > 0:32:48- Close brackets. I get the picture. - There was this guy I met.
0:32:48 > 0:32:51Sold me a nifty little program on the warders.
0:32:51 > 0:32:53They saw me as Locke, and Locke as me.
0:32:53 > 0:32:56This "guy", name of Mergrass?
0:32:56 > 0:32:58You know him! Great guy.
0:32:58 > 0:33:02Anyway, I kept Locke safely locked up, until you come along!
0:33:05 > 0:33:06Free.
0:33:06 > 0:33:09At last, Gurney.
0:33:09 > 0:33:11Now, now, Mr Locke, we had a deal.
0:33:11 > 0:33:15No deals. Creatures like Gurney are beyond redemption.
0:33:15 > 0:33:19Their rehabilitation is pointless.
0:33:19 > 0:33:24Warder. All the prisoners in Volag-Noc are beyond rehabilitation.
0:33:24 > 0:33:26They must die.
0:33:26 > 0:33:27Commencing cell sterilisation.
0:33:27 > 0:33:31On your command.
0:33:31 > 0:33:34- You can't!- Stop it! Stop it now! It's not their fault.
0:33:34 > 0:33:37- It's the only way to cure them. - Safe!
0:33:39 > 0:33:42It's the only way.
0:33:42 > 0:33:44It's the only way.
0:33:44 > 0:33:48- Doctor, the prisoners!- I'm on it.
0:33:48 > 0:33:51Gurney, how do we stop it? I need that program Mergrass sold you
0:33:51 > 0:33:53so the Warders won't take Locke's orders any more!
0:33:53 > 0:33:55Not my problem. I'm getting out of here!
0:33:55 > 0:33:59- The data chip!- Gurney! Stop. Stop!
0:34:02 > 0:34:04Order terminated.
0:34:04 > 0:34:06Oh, yes! Skill.
0:34:06 > 0:34:08Now, where's my sonic screwdriver?
0:34:11 > 0:34:14Mind. You'll do yourself a damage.
0:34:19 > 0:34:21There's nowhere to run, Gurney!
0:34:21 > 0:34:23Got to get away from here.
0:34:23 > 0:34:26Gurney?
0:34:26 > 0:34:30- Gurney?- Greener than a seasick kitten, aren't you?
0:34:30 > 0:34:34- Take me with you, in your ship! - I can't fly the TARDIS.- Is that so?
0:34:34 > 0:34:36Then you're no use to me, are...
0:34:38 > 0:34:40It can't be.
0:34:40 > 0:34:41What?
0:34:42 > 0:34:44Revenge!
0:34:44 > 0:34:46Finally!
0:34:46 > 0:34:49Baltazar!
0:34:49 > 0:34:51The final data chip,
0:34:51 > 0:34:54- at last!- Gurney, no!
0:34:57 > 0:34:59Caw!
0:35:01 > 0:35:04Oh, no, you don't.
0:35:04 > 0:35:08- Caw?- Sorry, Miss Martha.
0:35:08 > 0:35:12Caw's been a dirty birdie.
0:35:12 > 0:35:16So you were working with him all the time, weren't you?
0:35:16 > 0:35:19You sent us on this hunt for the data chips, on his orders.
0:35:19 > 0:35:20I'm sorry.
0:35:20 > 0:35:23It's the gold, see.
0:35:23 > 0:35:29He promised me all the gold I could eat.
0:35:29 > 0:35:30Caw!
0:35:31 > 0:35:36Gurney, he got me right in the fusion chamber.
0:35:36 > 0:35:38I'm done for now.
0:35:38 > 0:35:41There must be something I can do.
0:35:41 > 0:35:43There's not.
0:35:43 > 0:35:47Doctor! Doctor, we have to help him, we have to do something please.
0:35:47 > 0:35:50Caw runs on gold fusion.
0:35:50 > 0:35:53Once his reactor's burned out, that's it.
0:35:53 > 0:35:55Va...
0:35:55 > 0:35:57va...
0:35:57 > 0:35:59voom.
0:36:00 > 0:36:02Caw?
0:36:02 > 0:36:04Caw!
0:36:04 > 0:36:09Good afternoon, Doctor. We have some unfinished business!
0:36:12 > 0:36:15Get in. Turn around.
0:36:15 > 0:36:17- Hands in the air! - So, how'd you find us?
0:36:17 > 0:36:21- It's very tricky to track a TARDIS. - I had insider information.
0:36:21 > 0:36:24- Have you met Squawk?- My brooch!
0:36:24 > 0:36:26Aw, no.
0:36:26 > 0:36:31This little accessory has helped me track you every step of the way.
0:36:31 > 0:36:34Fly away, birdie.
0:36:34 > 0:36:38- Squawk!- An accessory to murder. - Surely that's you, Doctor?
0:36:38 > 0:36:41You needed a little bit of help, collecting the data chips.
0:36:41 > 0:36:45I knew my poor old cell-mates, who told me all about the Infinite,
0:36:45 > 0:36:47would never willingly give you theirs.
0:36:47 > 0:36:50First, there was Kaliko.
0:36:52 > 0:36:56Then, there was Mergrass. Now, he dried up very quickly.
0:37:00 > 0:37:04And that was Gurney's. Pick it up.
0:37:04 > 0:37:06This is why you needed me, isn't it?
0:37:06 > 0:37:10You knew only my TARDIS could track each data chip from planet to planet.
0:37:10 > 0:37:12I knew only you'd have something
0:37:12 > 0:37:15that could read data chips older than recorded history itself.
0:37:15 > 0:37:17Off you go.
0:37:28 > 0:37:30The Hesperus Galaxy.
0:37:30 > 0:37:33Next.
0:37:33 > 0:37:35And that'll be the Ceres system.
0:37:35 > 0:37:39- It's a map!- Telling us the location of the Infinite.
0:37:39 > 0:37:41Keep going.
0:37:41 > 0:37:44I spy...
0:37:44 > 0:37:48asteroid 7574...B? Yeah, B.
0:37:48 > 0:37:50Set your controls. We're going.
0:37:50 > 0:37:56- This isn't a taxi!- Set the controls, or Miss Martha gets skewered.
0:37:56 > 0:38:00Look, Baltazar, the Infinite - it's a myth, a legend.
0:38:00 > 0:38:03But even if it does exist, even if it contains
0:38:03 > 0:38:07a fraction of the power everyone claims, it'll consume you.
0:38:07 > 0:38:13- Destroy you!- No, it'll give me my heart's desire, Doctor.
0:38:13 > 0:38:16So set the controls.
0:38:22 > 0:38:24That's the course laid in?
0:38:24 > 0:38:27- Yes.- And all you have to do is push the button?
0:38:27 > 0:38:30- Well, more or less.- Then I don't need you any more, do I?
0:38:30 > 0:38:34- Er...- No! Doctor!
0:38:45 > 0:38:46Martha?
0:38:49 > 0:38:50No!
0:38:50 > 0:38:52Martha!
0:38:52 > 0:38:53MARTHA!
0:38:57 > 0:38:59He'll be back.
0:38:59 > 0:39:04He's 1,000 light years away, alone in the cold.
0:39:04 > 0:39:07We won't be seeing him again for a while,
0:39:07 > 0:39:10not before I get my heart's desire anyway.
0:39:19 > 0:39:22She's huge.
0:39:22 > 0:39:24The wreck of the Infinite.
0:39:24 > 0:39:26At last.
0:39:29 > 0:39:32She was smashed to bits centuries back.
0:39:32 > 0:39:35Flotsam spread out over half the galaxy.
0:39:35 > 0:39:37Found out on Volag-Noc that Kaliko,
0:39:37 > 0:39:41Mergrass and Gurney had all come by bits of the flight recorder.
0:39:41 > 0:39:45Aw, and they wouldn't share them with you?!
0:39:45 > 0:39:46Not even with each other.
0:39:46 > 0:39:49I guess X marks the spot?
0:39:49 > 0:39:50In you go.
0:39:59 > 0:40:01You're looking for the hold.
0:40:01 > 0:40:05The hold? Won't that be... Aah!
0:40:05 > 0:40:07Down, yup.
0:40:11 > 0:40:14Diagnosis: no bones broken.
0:40:14 > 0:40:16Well, that's something.
0:40:16 > 0:40:18Hello?
0:40:19 > 0:40:21Hello?
0:40:21 > 0:40:22Hello.
0:40:22 > 0:40:24Doctor!
0:40:24 > 0:40:27I knew it! I knew you'd be back!
0:40:27 > 0:40:30Wait a minute, how?
0:40:33 > 0:40:35Girl?
0:40:37 > 0:40:39Girly?
0:40:40 > 0:40:41Martha?
0:40:41 > 0:40:44Watch out below!
0:40:44 > 0:40:48- What?- Ahoy there! Meet Squawk!
0:40:48 > 0:40:52All grown up now! Squawk!
0:40:56 > 0:41:01We haven't... We haven't quite got the hang of landing yet!
0:41:07 > 0:41:09Doctor?
0:41:09 > 0:41:12Out for the count, Squawk!
0:41:12 > 0:41:14And I thought I could rely on you, at least.
0:41:14 > 0:41:17Doctor says you're a bad influence, like y'were on me Dad!
0:41:17 > 0:41:19And now I've exactly what you need.
0:41:19 > 0:41:24Gold. Lots and lots of lovely, glittering gold.
0:41:24 > 0:41:26Keep you fed for years.
0:41:26 > 0:41:27- Squawk!- Oi!
0:41:30 > 0:41:33What do I keep on telling you? Don't listen to the villains!
0:41:33 > 0:41:37That hurt.
0:41:37 > 0:41:40Where is she? Where's Martha?
0:41:42 > 0:41:44But what about the treasure?
0:41:44 > 0:41:46The heart's desire.
0:41:48 > 0:41:50Of course.
0:41:50 > 0:41:52You're not the Doctor.
0:41:52 > 0:41:54My heart's desire indeed.
0:41:58 > 0:42:01Excuse me, I think that's my friend you're scaring.
0:42:01 > 0:42:03Hiya! Can you make him go away?
0:42:03 > 0:42:06That's up to you, I'm afraid. You conjured him up.
0:42:06 > 0:42:08But how am I supposed to...?
0:42:08 > 0:42:12- Heart's desire. - I don't believe I walked into this.
0:42:12 > 0:42:16Gotcha! I said "I don't believe this!"
0:42:18 > 0:42:20Oh, yes!
0:42:22 > 0:42:26Oh, don't even try to find my heart's desire.
0:42:26 > 0:42:29Hello, you.
0:42:29 > 0:42:31Proper you.
0:42:31 > 0:42:33Aren't you going to ask how I got here?
0:42:33 > 0:42:35And about my adventures on Volag-Noc?
0:42:35 > 0:42:37I bottle-fed Squawk with molten gold
0:42:37 > 0:42:39and reprogrammed Locke to run a better prison?
0:42:39 > 0:42:41It's been three years, you know.
0:42:41 > 0:42:44- Three years? - Well, two and three-quarters.
0:42:44 > 0:42:46Regained a bit by flying past light-speed.
0:42:46 > 0:42:50- Light-speed? How? - I gave Squawk's engine a bit of pep.
0:42:50 > 0:42:52- Bit of zing. Bit of...- Va-va-voom!
0:42:52 > 0:42:54- Yeah.- I knew you'd be back.
0:42:54 > 0:42:57So, this is the Infinite.
0:42:57 > 0:43:00Every pirate and freebooter and treasure-hunter
0:43:00 > 0:43:02dreams of being the one to find this.
0:43:02 > 0:43:04Their heart's desire.
0:43:04 > 0:43:06What did it show you, by the way?
0:43:06 > 0:43:10Doesn't matter. Didn't work on me.
0:43:10 > 0:43:13Anyway, whatever power this place had is fading away daily.
0:43:13 > 0:43:16Whole ship's held together by wishes and hopes.
0:43:16 > 0:43:17There's nothing living here?
0:43:17 > 0:43:21Not now. One of the Great Old Ones was once.
0:43:21 > 0:43:24It died out here, alone and lost.
0:43:24 > 0:43:26Screaming its rage and fury into the solitude
0:43:26 > 0:43:29until its unique power dissipated.
0:43:29 > 0:43:31Just left a little fading echo,
0:43:31 > 0:43:36enough to give us a glimpse of our heart's desires.
0:43:36 > 0:43:39LAUGHTER
0:43:39 > 0:43:42- Oh, no.- Gold!
0:43:42 > 0:43:47Diamonds! Treasure, Doctor, enough treasure to buy me a new ship.
0:43:47 > 0:43:51A whole fleet, and I can destroy you, Earth,
0:43:51 > 0:43:54Volag-Noc and everything in between.
0:43:54 > 0:43:57Be scourge of the Galaxy again? Is that the best you can think of?
0:43:57 > 0:44:00It's not real. It's just an echo of the power.
0:44:00 > 0:44:02He's not listening, Martha.
0:44:02 > 0:44:07Ship's so old and rusted, just held together by wishful thinking.
0:44:07 > 0:44:09What?
0:44:17 > 0:44:19Come on, Captain Useless.
0:44:37 > 0:44:41Sorry, full up. There'll be another one along in a minute.
0:44:41 > 0:44:43No! Doctor, you can't leave me here!
0:44:50 > 0:44:53I know he was rotten to the core, but still...
0:44:53 > 0:44:55Oh, I left him a way out.
0:44:55 > 0:44:58Whoa!
0:44:58 > 0:44:59Squawk!
0:44:59 > 0:45:02Course, it'd only matter
0:45:02 > 0:45:06if I didn't know exactly where Squawk was going to drop him off.
0:45:06 > 0:45:10Curse you, Doctor! Curse you!
0:45:11 > 0:45:13Searching for your heart's desire, Martha.
0:45:13 > 0:45:15Never been all it's cracked up to be.
0:45:15 > 0:45:18Now, then, Martha Jones.
0:45:18 > 0:45:20- Another job for you.- Oh, yes?- Yes.
0:45:20 > 0:45:23Start giving me some random numbers.
0:45:23 > 0:45:26- Oh, not again. - Come on, it'll be fun!
0:45:26 > 0:45:29When have I ever let you down? Ha, ha, ha, ha!