0:00:38 > 0:00:40- (Keep it down!) - Hurry! We're running out of time!
0:00:40 > 0:00:42- Whose hand is that? - I don't even HAVE hands!
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Quiet! You'll compromise the mission!
0:00:45 > 0:00:48But, seriously, do I look like I have hands?
0:00:48 > 0:00:49Go, go, GO!
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Silent. Like you're invisible.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Not even the slightest Whoa, whoa... Whoo! Argh!
0:00:58 > 0:00:59Quick, into the shadows!
0:01:05 > 0:01:09- Ah-HAH! - What?
0:01:09 > 0:01:12The new Masters' Council Exhibits!
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Take it in, breathe it in!
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Ooh! The smell of Masters.
0:01:18 > 0:01:19Po, you said this was an emergency!
0:01:19 > 0:01:22It was an emergency! If we would've waited until tomorrow,
0:01:22 > 0:01:24the lines would've been around the block!
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Haha-HOO! Come ON! This is the greatest collection
0:01:27 > 0:01:29of Kung Fu memorabilia EVER!
0:01:29 > 0:01:32So, just to clear a few things up here... we're not under attack?
0:01:32 > 0:01:35- Not yet! - Aah! Look, the sword Master Ox used
0:01:35 > 0:01:40to defeat the Macamuradas! Wow, I had no idea it was so shiny!
0:01:40 > 0:01:41- Put that back! - Whoa!
0:01:41 > 0:01:45And the staff Master Rhino used to liberate the village of Wing Shen!
0:01:45 > 0:01:50HiiiYAH! HUH! HAAAAAAAH! I had no idea it was so staffy!
0:01:50 > 0:01:52- Staffy? - No way!
0:01:52 > 0:01:55And the cape master Croc used for... for...
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Well I don't know what he used it for, but let me tell you something...
0:01:58 > 0:02:02- It made him look really cool. - Good night, Po!
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Come on! How can you even think of going back to sleep
0:02:05 > 0:02:06when we're this close to so much...
0:02:06 > 0:02:07PO GASPS
0:02:07 > 0:02:10The sarcophagus of Su Wu!
0:02:10 > 0:02:11- Su what?- Wu!
0:02:11 > 0:02:12- Who?- Su Wu!
0:02:12 > 0:02:14- Who's Su? - No clue.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Whoa, whoa, whoa, you haven't heard of the Wu sisters?
0:02:17 > 0:02:20They were the most feared and notorious villains
0:02:20 > 0:02:22who ever terrorised China.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Oh, but they did one good thing.
0:02:25 > 0:02:30They brought Masters Ox, Croc and Rhino together for the very first time.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34It all started long ago in the city of Jinzhou...
0:02:34 > 0:02:38You see, not everyone practised Kung Fu for justice and honour.
0:02:43 > 0:02:44Good fight, boys.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Glad to see you still have some teeth left, Stanley.
0:02:47 > 0:02:48HE LAUGHS
0:02:49 > 0:02:54Next fight on today's programme is "The Heavyweights!"
0:02:54 > 0:02:58Which of you hulking punching bags wants in?
0:02:58 > 0:03:01The Croc is in!
0:03:01 > 0:03:06You can't hide from my impenetrable hide.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10The Ox is in.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13My uniqueness is to analyse your weakness.
0:03:17 > 0:03:18Bingo!
0:03:20 > 0:03:24Ow! My bad ear! He got my bad ear!
0:03:24 > 0:03:28All right! Let's get this slaughter started!
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Not just yet!
0:03:33 > 0:03:37Boys, we got ourselves a three-way battle blowout!
0:03:37 > 0:03:39My name is Rhino.
0:03:39 > 0:03:43My source, of course, is my unstoppable force.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Who cares who wins?
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Those three are a disgrace to Kung Fu.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51I fear they will all lose,
0:03:51 > 0:03:55until they find a battle worth fighting.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59Yeah, hear that all the time. Did you want to see the dessert menu?
0:04:01 > 0:04:05OK fellows, you know the rules, there ain't any!
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Hey, look at this.
0:04:26 > 0:04:31What the palace guards didn't know was that two of the Wu sisters had already escaped their prisons
0:04:31 > 0:04:35and were planning a little family reunion.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Guards, ATTACK!
0:04:58 > 0:05:04- The Wu sisters! - Meow.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08- What was that? - A battle worth fighting!
0:05:12 > 0:05:16Here's your cut for that impressive three-way tie.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18What? Not a tie?
0:05:18 > 0:05:20- I won that fight fair and square. - Ha!
0:05:20 > 0:05:23You must be a comedian because that sounded like a joke to me.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27Yeah, well laugh it up, cos the real joke is your Kung Fu!
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Everyone knows your daddy is a famous Kung Fu Master,
0:05:30 > 0:05:33but that does not make you a winner!
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Ah, I see the fight continues.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43A fan! Let me sign that for you!
0:05:43 > 0:05:45And what's your name, little boy?
0:05:45 > 0:05:49- My name is Oogway. - Master Oogway.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Oooogway? Is that with two "Oos"?
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Wait a minute! This looks nothing like me.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58The Wu sisters? They once took on the entire Jackal nation
0:05:58 > 0:06:01armed with nothing more than a pair of chopsticks!
0:06:01 > 0:06:05Together? They are more powerful than any Kung Fu Master.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07I thought they were locked up.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10They were. Until mere moments ago.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12But now they are free.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16And I assure you they will be seeking revenge.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19You three must stop them.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21You're not talking about us, right?
0:06:21 > 0:06:26The Wu sisters are headed for their fortress inside the Hubei Volcano.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Scary, isn't it?
0:06:28 > 0:06:32I believe that your unstoppable force, impenetrable hide
0:06:32 > 0:06:37and tactical brilliance are precisely what we need to capture them.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41You know, this all sounds really fun but what's in it for me?
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Yeah, why would we help you?
0:06:44 > 0:06:48Bah, because you'll be protecting the innocents from certain villainy.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51- And? - And... er...
0:06:51 > 0:06:54using your skills for a noble purpose.
0:06:54 > 0:06:59I can't help but feel something is still missing.
0:06:59 > 0:07:06Because upon completing the mission, you'll discover the path to a wealth of riches.
0:07:10 > 0:07:11Rhino!
0:07:11 > 0:07:14I'm proud of you, my son.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16ALL THREE: I'm in.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34Hah, there's no place like fortress.
0:07:34 > 0:07:35Now back to business.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39Tell us dear sister, what diabolical plan have you concocted?
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Yes, What is our next move?
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Hmm... while I was locked away, I had a revelation.
0:07:45 > 0:07:49If all of China's gangs stop fighting and joined forces,
0:07:49 > 0:07:51we could run this country.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54And even the Imperial Army would be unable to stop us.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58- A criminal syndicate! - Precisely!
0:07:58 > 0:08:02We will send a message to the heads of all the evil clans.
0:08:04 > 0:08:09I am calling a meeting at Wu fortress in two days.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12The topic of discussion will be the joining of villainous forces
0:08:12 > 0:08:17for total control of China, once and for all!
0:08:17 > 0:08:18SHE LAUGHS
0:08:24 > 0:08:28So the three went off with Oogway to find the riches they were after.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33They boldly pass through Fire Lake...
0:08:33 > 0:08:36mightily traipsed through the Forest of Pain,...
0:08:36 > 0:08:40stopped for a picnic lunch at the Jagged Cliffs of Death...
0:08:40 > 0:08:43ploughed through the Fields of Cherry Blossoms
0:08:43 > 0:08:46which would have been a much better place for lunch,
0:08:46 > 0:08:48and bounded across the Bamboo Forest,
0:08:48 > 0:08:50each fighter only out for himself!
0:08:52 > 0:08:54- My friend, I have a proposition. - Is that so?
0:08:54 > 0:08:55I propose...
0:08:55 > 0:08:58We don't need these guys. Hold that thought.
0:08:58 > 0:08:59- Hello. - Hello.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02We don't need those two. I say we dump the baggage.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Hey, I can see my swamp from here...
0:09:04 > 0:09:07I'll give you a tenth of the take. It's generous, I know.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Ox offered a third.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11- I'm back.- I'll give you half
0:09:11 > 0:09:14- OK, Let us cut to the chase. - I could take care...
0:09:14 > 0:09:15- of the Wu sisters...- all by...
0:09:15 > 0:09:18ALL: Myself!
0:09:24 > 0:09:28And then Croc will buy a castle with a rooftop balcony
0:09:28 > 0:09:30where I can wave to my adoring fans
0:09:30 > 0:09:33wearing all my capes.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35It's so nice to see you've managed
0:09:35 > 0:09:39to take the most respected art form in China
0:09:39 > 0:09:41and use it to pursue nothing but fame.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44And fortune, don't forget about the fortune.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Then I can quit wasting my time on street fighting...
0:09:47 > 0:09:49and spend it counting my money.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Oh, yes. I like the money.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55- And what about you, Rhino? - Uh...
0:09:55 > 0:09:58I'm in it for my own reasons, so just...
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Let's leave it at that, OK?
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Ah, yes, your father.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06It must be hard being the son of a Kung Fu master.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09I know how you can all get what you want.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Not just fame and fortune.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16- And how's that? - By changing course.
0:10:17 > 0:10:23When the path you walk always leads back to yourself, you'll never get anywhere.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Well, good night. We've got a big day tomorrow.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30That was the worst campfire story I've ever heard.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33No time for sleep! We leave for the fortress at once!
0:10:33 > 0:10:34Wait, what? Why?
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Didn't you just say good night?
0:10:36 > 0:10:40The Wu sisters are unifying all the gangleaders to lay siege on China.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44- And how do you know this? - A little birdie told me.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Hey, how's it going?
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Let's go then!
0:10:53 > 0:10:57So, Oogway, do we have any sort of...plan?
0:10:57 > 0:10:59- I do. - Oh, you do, well great!
0:10:59 > 0:11:01You think you might wanna share it with the rest of us?
0:11:01 > 0:11:03I don't.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08The Bridge of Mists.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Er...that's deep.
0:11:11 > 0:11:15Erm... OK. How do we get across?
0:11:15 > 0:11:17By working together.
0:11:17 > 0:11:22I don't know what's in that green head of yours but there is no way we're going to get...
0:11:26 > 0:11:29What's wrong with you? I knew we shouldn't have trusted him!
0:11:29 > 0:11:30Wow! What was that for?
0:11:30 > 0:11:32We must get across.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34And your solution is to hurl us to our deaths?
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Not exactly.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Ah, oh! Bad turtle, bad turtle!
0:11:45 > 0:11:46Stay away from me!
0:11:48 > 0:11:50And where are you going?
0:11:56 > 0:12:01Uh, excuse me! But how exactly does this help us get across?
0:12:01 > 0:12:05It doesn't. It helps me.
0:12:08 > 0:12:12And by helping me, you help yourself.
0:12:15 > 0:12:16Wow...
0:12:21 > 0:12:24THEY CHEER
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Not quite time to celebrate yet.
0:12:26 > 0:12:32The most treacherous part of the journey lies just ahead.
0:12:41 > 0:12:45Isn't there, like, a back door or something to this fortress?
0:12:45 > 0:12:47My leg! Something's got my leg!
0:12:47 > 0:12:50- Oh, no, that's just me. - Oh...
0:12:52 > 0:12:54I got you.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Oh, this mountain she's impossible.
0:12:58 > 0:12:59Yeah, no kidding.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01I mean it's hard enough climbing up here,
0:13:01 > 0:13:04how are we suppose to get back down carrying our riches?
0:13:04 > 0:13:08Ooh, I think you will find that the riches awaiting you
0:13:08 > 0:13:09will lighten your burden.
0:13:09 > 0:13:13- Oh, it's paper money, got it. - Well, I never said money.
0:13:13 > 0:13:19- You did!- I said riches, as in emotional riches.
0:13:19 > 0:13:20We've been conned.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22My father always said "Never trust a turtle."
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Wait a second... no money?
0:13:24 > 0:13:26That's the only reason we followed you.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29- Was it? - Hold it, Shelly...
0:13:32 > 0:13:34No!
0:13:34 > 0:13:35Help!
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Remember the path.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Oogway! No!
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Where do we go from here?
0:14:40 > 0:14:46We retrace our steps and find our way home, I guess.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50But Oogway said "Remember the path."
0:14:50 > 0:14:54Yeah, the path back home. Face it, Rhino.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57We'll never be more than a bunch of lousy street fighters.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59He's right! We couldn't beat each other up
0:14:59 > 0:15:01let alone the Wu sisters?
0:15:01 > 0:15:04I say we go back down before it gets too dark.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09You coming?
0:15:47 > 0:15:53Are they gone? The Wu sisters, they... they took everything.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56- Are you here to save us? - You misunderstand.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58- We are sorry but... - Please help us.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00We can't help you.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04You fight for money, right?
0:16:11 > 0:16:15No, we fight for honour.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25It's time to change course!
0:16:28 > 0:16:32And with our forces combined, we can take control of China
0:16:32 > 0:16:34village by village!
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Game's over, Kitties.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43We're going to put your tails back in jail.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49- Hmm...- the street fighters? - I watched you from my cell.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52How much is the Imperial Army paying you to arrest us?
0:16:52 > 0:16:55Why does everyone think we only do things for money?
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Because you're do.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59No, we did.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05So much for combining forces.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Sisters!
0:17:24 > 0:17:26It is no use. They have too much power.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Than one of us, yes. But together?
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Ox, do your thing!
0:17:35 > 0:17:37Bingo!
0:17:37 > 0:17:40Their connection! It's the source of their power!
0:17:40 > 0:17:41We have to break them apart.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44They are spinning too fast I can't get a clear shot!
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Then Croc is in!
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Ow, it's getting hot!
0:17:53 > 0:17:57- That way, that way! - Oh, my tail, she's on fire!
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Rhino, we need a bull's-eye.
0:17:59 > 0:18:00I'm way ahead of you!
0:18:21 > 0:18:23- Woo-hoo, yeah! - You guys are great!
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Well done.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27- Whoa, whoa?- I'm not the only one hearing this, right?
0:18:27 > 0:18:31I see you found the battle worth fighting.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33It's a sign. What does it mean?
0:18:33 > 0:18:35It means I'm right behind you.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37What?
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Master Oogway! You're alive!
0:18:39 > 0:18:42But we saw you fall to your death.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45No, you saw me fall.
0:18:45 > 0:18:49So, did you find the riches you were seeking?
0:18:49 > 0:18:52You know, I think we did.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55I never doubted you would.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Your father will be proud
0:18:59 > 0:19:02as am I.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Come on, right?
0:19:05 > 0:19:07How great a story is that?
0:19:07 > 0:19:09The path Oogway set them on eventually
0:19:09 > 0:19:12led them to Gongmen city, where they formed the Masters' Council.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14You see, the soothsayer had predicted...
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Er...Po, we were there.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Whoa! Look at the Shifu exhibit!
0:19:19 > 0:19:23It's so lifelike you could almost feel the anger coming out of him.
0:19:24 > 0:19:25- Ahem!- Oh, Master Shifu!
0:19:25 > 0:19:27What are you doing here?
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Er... I couldn't wait for the Museum to open.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Hmm... You two may go.
0:19:33 > 0:19:38The door was locked so I found... you know, another way in.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40- Here. - The blade of Bao Ding!
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Master Eagle used it against the Hyenas of Hun Dun!
0:19:43 > 0:19:46- It's not the blade of Bao Ding. - It's the dagger of Deng Wa.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49- It is not the dagger of Deng Wa. - The shank of Shang Tu?
0:19:49 > 0:19:51- It's a trowel. - Used by?
0:19:51 > 0:19:55You, to repair the hole you made in my ceiling.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58Door's open in 20 minutes.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Don't disappoint me.
0:20:01 > 0:20:0420 minutes. I can do this.
0:20:04 > 0:20:05I can do this! I have the skills.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08The moves! I can patch the most ruthless of ceilings.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10The deadliest of tiles. Ooh... Ooh!
0:20:13 > 0:20:16Er, Shifu? Shifu!
0:20:16 > 0:20:18SHIFU!
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Is there a security guard?
0:20:20 > 0:20:23HELP!
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Ah well, at least I can get a nice power nap in.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29Nice cream won ton soup...
0:20:31 > 0:20:34Monkey ate my homework...
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Sweet and sour...