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0:00:19 > 0:00:20- Good morning, Mr Claus!
0:00:21 > 0:00:22- Looking good, Mr C!
0:00:22 > 0:00:24- Merry Christmas, Mr Claus!
0:00:25 > 0:00:26- What do you think?
0:00:26 > 0:00:28- What do you think?- - Good morning, Mr Cadwaladr.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30- Let me see...
0:00:30 > 0:00:31- Let me see...- - This one.
0:00:32 > 0:00:37- Santa, do you realize it's the night - before the night before Christmas?
0:00:37 > 0:00:38- Where's the list?
0:00:38 > 0:00:40- I'm in such a good mood.
0:00:40 > 0:00:44- Let's forget about - the naughty or nice lists...
0:00:44 > 0:00:46- ..and give presents to everyone!
0:00:46 > 0:00:47- ..and give presents to everyone!- - Everyone?
0:00:49 > 0:00:51- Ho! Ho! Ho!
0:00:52 > 0:00:54- Relax, Miss Meillionnen.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57- He'll announce the list - in a press conference tomorrow.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00- Press conference? Ho! Ho! Hum!
0:01:01 > 0:01:05- You know what they say! - Seeing is believing!
0:01:05 > 0:01:09- Just wait until they see how long - my naughty list is getting.
0:01:10 > 0:01:16- I'm off to check the weather, - in case there's frost and ice, dear.
0:01:16 > 0:01:17- Ice...
0:01:17 > 0:01:20- Ice...- - Mr Claus. You're looking well.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23- Have you been working out?
0:01:23 > 0:01:27- The answer is no. - No cookies or egg-nog.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30- Look, what's this?!
0:01:31 > 0:01:34- Ooh! A carrot!
0:01:35 > 0:01:38- I'm giddy with delight.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41- The lighter the reindeer, - the quicker they fly!
0:01:42 > 0:01:44- Ho! Ho! Ho! Hei ho!
0:01:52 > 0:01:53- Thank you.
0:01:54 > 0:01:59- Thank you. As you all know, - tomorrow is Christmas Eve.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02- Thanks to your hard work...
0:02:02 > 0:02:07- ..it's facing up to be - a very happy Christmas for everyone.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15- Santa! Santa!
0:02:16 > 0:02:19- Sorry! Sorry I'm late.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26- Look out! Whoa!
0:02:39 > 0:02:43- Carwen is ready to fly.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47- Barry's Safari
0:02:47 > 0:02:51- Australia - 2 days before Christmas
0:02:52 > 0:02:55- G'day, mates. - Barry Bowen's the name.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57- Outback adventures is the game.
0:02:57 > 0:03:02- You thrill-seekers must be here for - the down under wild animal safari.
0:03:04 > 0:03:10- Keep your arms and legs inside the - vehicle and don't feed the animals.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13- They're wild and unpredictable.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15- On your left is a kangaroo.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17- It's a female.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22- Look how gracefully - she navigates the rugged terrain.
0:03:22 > 0:03:23- Ow!
0:03:24 > 0:03:27- Over there is a rare glimpse...
0:03:27 > 0:03:33- ..of an adult male platypus - about to take a dip in a billabong.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35- A waterhole, that is.
0:03:36 > 0:03:40- I'm sorry. - It's a baby platypus after all.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43- Just a great, big baby.
0:03:45 > 0:03:49- Uh oh! A crocodile. Stand back. - This could get ugly!
0:03:52 > 0:03:53- He's feisty, isn't he?
0:03:54 > 0:03:57- Fortunately, I know his weakness.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59- Tickle, tickle!
0:04:05 > 0:04:09- Pardon me! - Something smells a bit fishy here.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14- Sorry, it's me.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16- I had garlic at lunchtime.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19- Come on, Wilbert, I've seen enough.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24- All better!
0:04:24 > 0:04:27- Don't you want to visit - the gift shop?
0:04:27 > 0:04:29- Sorry, nature calls!
0:04:29 > 0:04:33- Mr Bowen, you promised - a wild animal safari.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37- These animals - are clearly domesticated.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39- Madam, they're anything but.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43- Try coming between them - and their food and you'll see.
0:04:43 > 0:04:47- Hey, boys. A ten-letter word - which means absurd.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49- That's ridiculous!
0:04:50 > 0:04:52- Yes, that fits! Thanks, mate!
0:04:53 > 0:04:55- Let's call it twenty dollars, OK?
0:04:55 > 0:04:58- Five? You're robbing me blind!
0:05:01 > 0:05:03- Tell your friends.
0:05:03 > 0:05:09- I'm looking for a five-letter word - which means miserable failure.
0:05:09 > 0:05:13- I know! B-a-r-r-y!
0:05:13 > 0:05:14- Never mind!
0:05:16 > 0:05:18- Alpha Leader, this is Polar 1.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22- You're clear for take-off - on Santa Claus lane.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25- This next one - is for a very special reindeer.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29- Good luck, Carwen. - We're all pulling for you.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34- Carwen, you're not trying - for the first team again, are you?
0:05:34 > 0:05:38- Yes, this is the year - I'll get my wings.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42- Around the world in one night?
0:05:42 > 0:05:45- Well, good luck.
0:05:45 > 0:05:46- Thank you.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48- Thank you.- - I was talking to Santa.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51- Carwen, - we'll go through it once again.
0:05:52 > 0:05:53- Let's see.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56- A northerly wind - blowing at 30 knots...
0:05:56 > 0:06:01- ..the runway is clear of obstacles, - goggles, a map, parachute.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04- Did you just say parachute?
0:06:05 > 0:06:07- Erm... no.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09- OK. Yes, I did.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13- But I'm confident - there'll be no mishaps.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15- That makes one of us.
0:06:15 > 0:06:16- That makes one of us.- - What did you say?
0:06:17 > 0:06:20- I said that's wonderful!
0:06:20 > 0:06:23- Carwen, let's go, ho, ho!
0:06:29 > 0:06:31- I'm sorry. The handbrake was up.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37- Ho! Ho!
0:06:43 > 0:06:46- You're probably wondering - why've I'm dressed like Santa.
0:06:47 > 0:06:48- No, not really.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50- No, not really.- - Whatever!
0:06:51 > 0:06:54- As you know, - Christmas is around the corner.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56- It got me to thinking.
0:06:56 > 0:06:57- It got me to thinking.- - Oh, no!
0:06:57 > 0:07:03- Every time you get another bad idea, - it means more work for us.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05- For once, Myrddin is right.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08- I have callouses.
0:07:09 > 0:07:14- Come on, guys. When I took you all - in, I promised to take care of you.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16- That's what I'll do.
0:07:16 > 0:07:20- We're like a family. - Families stick together.
0:07:20 > 0:07:25- Barry, it's not that - we don't appreciate the effort...
0:07:25 > 0:07:27- What she's trying to say...
0:07:27 > 0:07:31- ..is maybe it would be best - if we went our separate ways.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36- I mean, it's not like I've forgotten - how to live in the wild.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41- "With a bite powerful enough - to crush a can of soup...
0:07:41 > 0:07:44- "..the wild dingo - latches onto its prey."
0:07:44 > 0:07:48- Then again, let's not be hasty.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50- You were saying, Barry?
0:07:51 > 0:07:52- Barry?
0:07:52 > 0:07:55- Ladies, gentlemen, - marsupials and reptiles...
0:07:55 > 0:07:57- ..and whatever you are, Delme.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59- Sir, I'm a thespian!
0:08:00 > 0:08:01- Welcome to...
0:08:04 > 0:08:08- Barry Bowen's - Down Under Winter Wonder Land.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11- Good work, Barry!
0:08:11 > 0:08:13- Beautiful.
0:08:13 > 0:08:14- Breathtaking.
0:08:14 > 0:08:18- What exactly is Barry Bowen's - Down Under Winter Wonder Land?
0:08:19 > 0:08:21- I'm glad you asked!
0:08:21 > 0:08:26- We're going to bring winter wonder - to Australia all year round!
0:08:26 > 0:08:29- 365 days of Christmas magic.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32- Over here, - a reindeer-tastic roller-coaster.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35- Here, a sugar plum mountain.
0:08:35 > 0:08:40- Here, a sweet factory and the elf's - workshop where everything's small.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43- It'll take some work...
0:08:44 > 0:08:47- ..but I think business - is about to explode!
0:09:02 > 0:09:04- Argh!
0:09:06 > 0:09:10- There are still - a few minor issues to work out...
0:09:10 > 0:09:11- ..but I've drawn up a plan.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17- Good idea. You better rest.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21- Tomorrow is another big day.
0:09:24 > 0:09:25- # Funny!
0:09:26 > 0:09:28- # It seems so funny
0:09:29 > 0:09:33- # Just yesterday I was nobody
0:09:34 > 0:09:39- # Now I have a smile on my face - and a tune in my soul
0:09:40 > 0:09:42- # I feel like I can do no wrong
0:09:42 > 0:09:44- # If they could see me now
0:09:45 > 0:09:47- # If they could see me now #
0:09:48 > 0:09:50- Carwen, watch out for the plane!
0:09:56 > 0:09:59- Close call!
0:10:14 > 0:10:16- # I have a smile on my face
0:10:17 > 0:10:19- # And a tune in my soul
0:10:19 > 0:10:24- # I feel like I can do no wrong, - I feel like I can do no wrong
0:10:25 > 0:10:26- # If they could see me now
0:10:27 > 0:10:29- # If they could see me now
0:10:29 > 0:10:32- # If they could see me now #
0:10:32 > 0:10:34- Hello, Mrs Claus!
0:10:34 > 0:10:39- Carwen, Santa was supposed to be - in the press conference an hour ago!
0:10:40 > 0:10:43- Miss Meillionnen - can't keep them quiet for ever.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46- # Two turtle doves - and a partridge in a pear tree #
0:10:47 > 0:10:48- We want Santa!
0:10:49 > 0:10:52- What have you done to the sleigh?
0:10:52 > 0:10:56- Oh, well... funny story.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58- Erm, I got lost.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01- There was this bright light - and a plane...
0:11:02 > 0:11:05- ..and then Santa fell out - but I caught him.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08- Are you quite sure about that?
0:11:09 > 0:11:10- What do you mean?
0:11:13 > 0:11:18- It appears there's been a mix-up. - Panicking won't get us anywhere.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21- When I remove my hand...
0:11:21 > 0:11:26- ..I want you to calmly tell me - exactly who you are.
0:11:26 > 0:11:27- Carwen!
0:11:27 > 0:11:28- Carwen!- - Not you! Him.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31- Barry Bowen is the name, Ma'am.
0:11:32 > 0:11:33- Erm, where am I?
0:11:33 > 0:11:36- Erm, where am I?- - You're at the North Pole!
0:11:37 > 0:11:39- The North Pole?!
0:11:39 > 0:11:42- I have to get home to my animals! - They need me.
0:11:42 > 0:11:43- That's very nice.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48- But at this moment, I'm - more concerned about Santa Claus.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51- Santa Claus?! Wait a minute!
0:11:52 > 0:11:53- I remember now.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55- I think he fell down my chimney.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59- Thank goodness! He's fine, then.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02- It's not the first time - he's fallen down a chimney.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04- We'll just phone your place...
0:12:04 > 0:12:07- We'll just phone your place...- - Actually, I don't have a...
0:12:07 > 0:12:08- No phone. Of course.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13- Look, this sleigh isn't going - anywhere without major repairs.
0:12:13 > 0:12:17- In the meantime, I need a Santa. - You certainly look the part.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19- Hold on a minute!
0:12:19 > 0:12:24- Mr Bowen, the entire world is - watching and waiting for Santa.
0:12:24 > 0:12:29- Now, if I don't produce him, - they may just stop believing.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31- We don't want that to happen.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34- Erm, no.
0:12:35 > 0:12:40- Good answer. - Now, nobody can find out about this.
0:12:40 > 0:12:44- Not the elves, the other reindeer - and certainly not the press.
0:12:45 > 0:12:51- As far as anyone is concerned, - you are Santa Claus.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53- This is like - some kind of crazy dream!
0:12:55 > 0:12:56- Barry!
0:12:56 > 0:12:58- Stop poking him.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01- It should've been me! Why?!
0:13:02 > 0:13:04- Oh, wait. I think he's coming to.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08- Morning, Barry. - Quite a tumble you took last night.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11- Barry, you may look like Santa...
0:13:11 > 0:13:14- ..but next time do us a favour - and use the front door.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17- That's some bruise you've got there!
0:13:18 > 0:13:19- Stop that!
0:13:20 > 0:13:22- Where am I?
0:13:22 > 0:13:24- What happened?
0:13:24 > 0:13:27- Why are you calling me Barry?
0:13:27 > 0:13:28- I'm Santa Claus!
0:13:31 > 0:13:34- I'm the Tooth Fairy! Look at me!
0:13:35 > 0:13:37- I'm the Easter Bunny!
0:13:38 > 0:13:41- Yes, and I'm a crocodile!
0:13:41 > 0:13:46- It's only actually funny if you say - something you're actually not.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48- Right, I'm not a crocodile.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51- What am I doing here?
0:13:52 > 0:13:53- I don't remember a thing.
0:13:54 > 0:13:55- Brilliant!
0:13:55 > 0:13:58- The accent's terrible - but what conviction!
0:13:58 > 0:14:02- He did get a nasty knock - to his head.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06- Do you really not recognize us, - Barry?
0:14:07 > 0:14:09- Surely you remember Myrddin?
0:14:10 > 0:14:13- You took him in - after he was fired from the zoo.
0:14:13 > 0:14:17- Not fired. I was asked to leave. - There's a difference!
0:14:17 > 0:14:21- I'm Leri. - I used to box the local blokes.
0:14:23 > 0:14:28- And of course, I'm Delme, - star of stage and screen.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30- Yeah, right.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32- He performed - in a travelling sideshow...
0:14:33 > 0:14:35- ..as Mr Quackers, - the amazing beaver duck!
0:14:36 > 0:14:38- Oh, yes. The glory days.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42- Now we're all reacquainted, - how about some breakfast?
0:14:42 > 0:14:45- Thank you, that would be... argh!
0:14:46 > 0:14:49- That's Seimon. He's not normal.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52- Don't you mean nocturnal?
0:14:52 > 0:14:53- No.
0:14:53 > 0:14:57- Barry, it's your turn to cook.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00- Not that you'll find anything to eat - thanks to shovel paws.
0:15:01 > 0:15:06- To eat or not to eat, - that is the question.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09- For you, - the answer always seems to be yes.
0:15:09 > 0:15:10- You wound me, sir.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14- I don't know what's worse, - the overeating or the overacting.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18- That's enough. - No sense in pointing fingers.
0:15:19 > 0:15:20- Yeah, Delme.
0:15:20 > 0:15:24- But the point is, - we're out of food, out of money...
0:15:25 > 0:15:29- ..Barry's out of his mind - and we're all out of luck.
0:15:29 > 0:15:34- Barry? I'm Santa Claus.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36- Aren't I?
0:15:42 > 0:15:43- Mrs Claus!
0:15:44 > 0:15:46- Where is Santa?
0:15:46 > 0:15:48- Is he making a list?
0:15:48 > 0:15:50- Will he be checking it twice?
0:15:50 > 0:15:51- Listen!
0:15:51 > 0:15:55- I can assure everyone he's going - to find out who's naughty or nice.
0:15:55 > 0:15:56- Mrs Claus!
0:16:03 > 0:16:05- Don't worry about a thing.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08- Just go out there, - pretend to check the list...
0:16:09 > 0:16:11- ..and let Mrs Claus handle the rest.
0:16:11 > 0:16:12- What do you think?
0:16:12 > 0:16:14- What do you think?- - It's incredible!
0:16:14 > 0:16:17- I look exactly like Santa Claus!
0:16:18 > 0:16:21- You're practically twins! - It's no wonder I mixed you up!
0:16:22 > 0:16:23- Give me a 'ho, ho, ho'.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26- Ho. Ho. Ho.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30- Maybe we'll go - with a smile and a wave.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32- Mrs Claus, this is a two-parter.
0:16:32 > 0:16:37- Does he see us when we're sleeping - and does he know when we're awake?
0:16:38 > 0:16:40- For goodness sake!
0:16:40 > 0:16:43- Here he is now!
0:16:43 > 0:16:45- Mr Claus! Mr Claus!
0:16:45 > 0:16:46- Santa!
0:16:47 > 0:16:49- Santa Claus!
0:16:51 > 0:16:54- Please, everyone! - Santa is very busy.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57- I'll answer all the questions.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59- First, Miss Meillionnen.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03- The naughty or nice list, please?
0:17:04 > 0:17:08- Mr Claus, how do you respond - to those who claim...
0:17:08 > 0:17:14- ..that your list unfairly labels - mischievous children as naughty?
0:17:14 > 0:17:15- Erm...
0:17:17 > 0:17:20- Ho! Ho! Ho!
0:17:25 > 0:17:29- The list! You've destroyed the list!
0:17:31 > 0:17:34- What are we going to do now?
0:17:35 > 0:17:38- Give presents to everyone?
0:17:39 > 0:17:42- If I could just have your attention - for a second.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45- I don't think Santa meant...
0:17:46 > 0:17:47- Oh, my.
0:17:47 > 0:17:48- Wow!
0:17:49 > 0:17:53- Did you see that?! They loved me!
0:17:53 > 0:17:54- Nice save, Barry.
0:17:55 > 0:17:59- Mrs Claus said to keep a low profile - while the sleigh is being fixed.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02- Santa, we have a problem.
0:18:02 > 0:18:08- No worries, love. Why don't you just - show Santa what the problem is.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13- Crikey, see how he slips - into a trance-like state...
0:18:13 > 0:18:15- ..when I cover his eyes.
0:18:16 > 0:18:17- This one's a beauty.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20- I'd like to get my hands - on that guy!
0:18:20 > 0:18:22- Let's see him try...
0:18:22 > 0:18:23- SNORING
0:18:23 > 0:18:25- ..that fancy stuff on me!
0:18:26 > 0:18:30- Delme, you shouldn't tease Myrddin. - He has a brain the size of a peanut.
0:18:31 > 0:18:35- Yeah! Did you hear that? - A brain the size of a peanut.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39- Speaking of which, how's it coming - with those snacks, Barry?
0:18:40 > 0:18:42- I don't know - who this Barry fellow is.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45- I'm just fixing you a snack - so I can have a moment's peace.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48- There wasn't much to work with...
0:18:48 > 0:18:51- ..but I did manage - to whip up some Christmas...
0:18:52 > 0:18:53- ..cookies.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56- Nice work, Barry! Where's the rest?
0:18:56 > 0:18:58- Nice work, Barry! Where's the rest?- - There is no more!
0:18:58 > 0:19:00- I didn't even get a taste!
0:19:00 > 0:19:05- When did you learn - to make cookies anyway, Barry?
0:19:05 > 0:19:09- This is Douglas Fir reporting - live from the North Pole...
0:19:09 > 0:19:15- ..where Santa Claus has - just promised presents to everyone.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18- Ho! Ho! Ho!
0:19:18 > 0:19:20- Ho, ho, hold on!
0:19:21 > 0:19:25- You see, you look and sound - nothing like the real Santa.
0:19:26 > 0:19:30- You'd have to be a real drongo - to mix you two up.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33- But that can't be Santa! - I'm Santa Claus.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37- At least I thought I was.
0:19:37 > 0:19:41- Look, Barry, maybe you'd feel - a little more like yourself...
0:19:41 > 0:19:45- ..if you started to act - a little more like yourself.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48- You know, get into character.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51- Well, I'm not saying - that you're right...
0:19:51 > 0:19:54- ..but I suppose it's worth a try.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56- Now, what is it I like to do?
0:19:56 > 0:20:00- You like to make sandwiches - - tuna, no crusts.
0:20:02 > 0:20:03- What?
0:20:16 > 0:20:19- Now, what seems to be the trouble?
0:20:19 > 0:20:23- The trouble is you just - promised everyone presents...
0:20:23 > 0:20:25- ..on the day before Christmas.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27- Why are you talking like that?
0:20:27 > 0:20:30- Why are- you- talking like that?
0:20:30 > 0:20:33- I'm an elf. I always talk this way.
0:20:33 > 0:20:38- Well, I'd expect you of all people - to be a little more sensitive.
0:20:40 > 0:20:41- WHISTLE
0:20:50 > 0:20:52- What are they waiting for?
0:20:52 > 0:20:53- What are they waiting for?- - Santa! Have you forgotten?
0:20:54 > 0:20:56- Whenever the elves - are really busy...
0:20:56 > 0:21:00- ..you boost their Christmas spirit - with a song and a dance.
0:21:02 > 0:21:03- You know, that sort of thing.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06- Oh, yeah! Right! I know!
0:21:06 > 0:21:10- This one knocked them dead last - Saturday at the Woolonga dance.
0:21:10 > 0:21:11- Ahem!
0:21:11 > 0:21:12- Ahem!- - So I've heard.
0:21:12 > 0:21:13- Two, three, four!
0:21:14 > 0:21:17- # Waltzing Matilda, - Waltzing Matilda
0:21:18 > 0:21:21- # You'll go a-Waltzing Matilda - with me #
0:21:21 > 0:21:24- It's not that I'm not enjoying this, - because I am.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27- But I think - we were all kind of expecting...
0:21:27 > 0:21:31- ..something - a little more motivational.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35- Oh, right. You mean a singalong?
0:21:35 > 0:21:39- Alright. I've got an idea!
0:21:39 > 0:21:41- Give me a ho.
0:21:42 > 0:21:42- Ho!
0:21:42 > 0:21:43- Ho!- - Ho! Ho!
0:21:44 > 0:21:45- Ho! Ho!
0:21:45 > 0:21:47- Ho! Ho!- - Ho! Ho! Ho!
0:21:47 > 0:21:48- Now make some toys!
0:21:51 > 0:21:53- # Toys! Toys! Toy-toy-toys!
0:21:53 > 0:21:57- # Toys! Toys! Toys! Toy-toy-toys!
0:22:16 > 0:22:20- # Toys! Toys! Toy-toy-toys! #
0:22:39 > 0:22:41- Argh!
0:22:42 > 0:22:44- Thanks for showing me the ropes, - Carwen.
0:22:44 > 0:22:48- It will come in really handy when - I open up my Christmas theme park.
0:22:48 > 0:22:49- So what's next?
0:22:49 > 0:22:51- So what's next?- - There is no next.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53- The sleigh is almost fixed.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56- You just have to tell - the other reindeer...
0:22:56 > 0:22:59- ..that I'll be leading the team - this year.
0:22:59 > 0:23:03- We'll fly you home, make the switch - and Santa forgives and forgets!
0:23:03 > 0:23:06- Are you sure we shouldn't check - with Mrs Claus first?
0:23:07 > 0:23:08- Leave the thinking to me.
0:23:09 > 0:23:13- Here we are, - the reindeer games room.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17- Deck the halls with boughs of holly.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19- Come on, you know who I am.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23- Deck the halls with boughs of holly.
0:23:24 > 0:23:28- Oh, alright. - La la la la la la la la la.
0:23:28 > 0:23:29- Now let me in!
0:23:29 > 0:23:30- Now let me in!- - Sorry!
0:23:31 > 0:23:34- That was yesterday's password.
0:23:34 > 0:23:38- Besides, the games room - is just for the flying squad.
0:23:38 > 0:23:43- Actually, that's just what Santa - wanted to talk to you about.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46- Mr Claus!
0:23:47 > 0:23:49- Why didn't you say so?!
0:23:49 > 0:23:50- Come in!
0:23:51 > 0:23:53- To what do we owe the pleasure?
0:23:53 > 0:23:56- Well, I wanted you to know...
0:23:56 > 0:24:00- ..that Carwen will be leading - the flying team this year.
0:24:03 > 0:24:07- Carwen passed her flying test?! - I don't think so.
0:24:07 > 0:24:12- Hey, you're not Santa. - I think you should leave.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15- What do you mean?! I am Santa Claus.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17- You are not Santa Claus.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19- Of course he is!
0:24:19 > 0:24:21- Alright then, Santa.
0:24:22 > 0:24:27- Why don't we discuss this - over some cookies and egg-nog?
0:24:28 > 0:24:31- Sounds reasonable enough, - wouldn't you say?
0:24:31 > 0:24:35- I don't think - that's such a good idea.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37- I knew it! He's a fake!
0:24:37 > 0:24:39- Look, everyone! Fake Santa!
0:24:40 > 0:24:44- Carwen, we don't want - to give Gwibiwr the impression...
0:24:44 > 0:24:47- ..that I am not who I say I am, - do we?
0:24:48 > 0:24:49- No...
0:24:49 > 0:24:51- No...- - Then it's settled.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53- Let's go to the kitchen.
0:24:55 > 0:24:56- Ow!
0:24:57 > 0:24:58- Hold still, Barry.
0:24:59 > 0:25:00- Ow!
0:25:01 > 0:25:04- Get these irritating creatures - away from me.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06- We're removing them - as fast as we can.
0:25:07 > 0:25:11- Those aren't the irritating - creatures I was referring to!
0:25:11 > 0:25:14- Look, we're only trying to help.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17- Isn't it about time - you took off that ridiculous beard?
0:25:18 > 0:25:22- Stop that! I'm keeping the beard - and I want my suit back.
0:25:22 > 0:25:27- Your costume, Barry. I took - the liberty of having it laundered.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31- Erm, have you put on some weight, - old chap?
0:25:32 > 0:25:34- That's it! I've had enough!
0:25:34 > 0:25:36- Well, Santa.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39- Why don't you - just phone the North Pole...
0:25:40 > 0:25:45- ..and have Mrs Claus - send the reindeer to pick you up?
0:25:46 > 0:25:48- That's an excellent idea.
0:25:48 > 0:25:49- Where's the telephone?
0:25:50 > 0:25:53- Same place it's always been. - Twenty clicks that way.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56- Then that's where I'm going.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02- You're on the handbrake.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05- Oh, yes, of course.
0:26:12 > 0:26:16- Having some car trouble, Barry? - I guess it's those brakes!
0:26:17 > 0:26:21- Actually, Myrddin, - the brakes are fine!
0:26:25 > 0:26:28- Come on, Barry, we're just kidding.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31- Barry? Where are you going?
0:26:31 > 0:26:35- I told you. I'm not Barry.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38- I'm not your maid - and I'm not your mother.
0:26:39 > 0:26:44- I'm Santa Claus - and I've got a holiday to save!
0:26:57 > 0:27:00- Hey, Mrs Claus. Can I take your hat?
0:27:04 > 0:27:05- Ahem!
0:27:09 > 0:27:12- Santa, Carwen, out here now!
0:27:13 > 0:27:14- What's going on in there?
0:27:15 > 0:27:18- I'm gaining their trust - so they'll fly me home.
0:27:18 > 0:27:22- Well, Mr Bowen, I'm afraid these - reindeer won't be flying anywhere.
0:27:30 > 0:27:37- Unfortunately, this leaves us - with only one option.
0:27:38 > 0:27:41- Alpha Leader, this is Polar 1.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44- We've got clear skies to the south, - flurries to the east...
0:27:45 > 0:27:47- ..and I am out of coffee.
0:27:47 > 0:27:49- I repeat, out of coffee.
0:27:49 > 0:27:53- Carwen, Barry, - I'm counting on you to find Santa.
0:27:54 > 0:27:57- He's got to deliver these presents - and be back by sunrise.
0:27:58 > 0:27:59- Here you are, Mr Claus.
0:28:00 > 0:28:02- Presents for everyone.
0:28:02 > 0:28:05- Thanks, Miss Meillionnen. - I knew you could do it!
0:28:05 > 0:28:07- No worries, mate.
0:28:08 > 0:28:12- Alright, let's take - the winter wonder down under.
0:28:22 > 0:28:23- Let's go back home!
0:28:23 > 0:28:27- Drive safe and buckle up!
0:28:28 > 0:28:32- Mrs Claus, - that's not really Santa, is it?
0:28:32 > 0:28:35- No, Miss Meillionnen, it isn't.
0:28:39 > 0:28:43- Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. - Thank you for flying Air Carwen.
0:28:43 > 0:28:45- Whoa! Oh, dear.
0:28:45 > 0:28:49- Please stow all loose articles - under the seat in front of you.
0:28:49 > 0:28:51- It's going to be a bumpy ride.
0:29:03 > 0:29:05- Merry Christmas, good friend.
0:29:05 > 0:29:09- I'll make sure there's something - little extra in your stocking.
0:29:19 > 0:29:21- # Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la #
0:29:21 > 0:29:26- # Deck the halls with eucalyptus - fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la #
0:29:26 > 0:29:28- Ho! Ho! Ho!
0:29:28 > 0:29:30- Excuse me, kind sir.
0:29:32 > 0:29:34- Pardon me, ma'am.
0:29:34 > 0:29:37- My name is Santa Claus.
0:29:37 > 0:29:40- Would you happen - to have a telephone...
0:29:40 > 0:29:43- ..that I might use - to make a call to the North Pole?
0:29:43 > 0:29:45- Ha ha! Good one, Barry.
0:29:45 > 0:29:47- Nice beard.
0:29:48 > 0:29:50- In fact, you just won the prize...
0:29:50 > 0:29:53- ..for the worst Santa costume - of the night.
0:29:53 > 0:29:57- You don't understand. - I really am Santa Claus!
0:29:58 > 0:30:02- Come on, Barry! - You were Santa last year too.
0:30:03 > 0:30:05- I thought I was Santa Claus!
0:30:05 > 0:30:07- No, I'm Santa Claus!
0:30:11 > 0:30:13- What's going on around here?!
0:30:15 > 0:30:18- Thank goodness, officer. - You have to help me.
0:30:19 > 0:30:21- I need to call the North Pole.
0:30:21 > 0:30:24- I need to call the North Pole.- - There, there Santa. It's alright.
0:30:24 > 0:30:27- I'll take you somewhere - nice and safe...
0:30:27 > 0:30:30- ..where you can make - that phone call.
0:30:30 > 0:30:32- Right this way, Barry.
0:30:32 > 0:30:34- I mean, Santa.
0:30:35 > 0:30:38- Ho-ho-oh, dear.
0:30:40 > 0:30:41- As you can see...
0:30:42 > 0:30:46- ..we track Santa's progess - using state of the art technology.
0:30:49 > 0:30:53- Not to worry! Santa's probably just - flying around in some bad weather.
0:30:54 > 0:30:56- I'm sure - he'll be back on course momentarily.
0:30:58 > 0:31:00- It's Santa.
0:31:00 > 0:31:02- It's Santa.- - Santa or 'Santa'?
0:31:04 > 0:31:08- There now, you see? - Santa's on the phone right now.
0:31:08 > 0:31:09- Hello!
0:31:09 > 0:31:11- Oh, sugar plum!
0:31:11 > 0:31:14- It's so good to hear your voice!
0:31:14 > 0:31:17- I thought I was going crazy.
0:31:17 > 0:31:20- Where am I? Oh, yes! Funny story!
0:31:20 > 0:31:22- Jail?!
0:31:23 > 0:31:26- I mean hail! Oh, is that all?!
0:31:26 > 0:31:29- Barry and Carwen - are on their way to pick you up...
0:31:29 > 0:31:32- ..so you'd better get back - to Barry's house.
0:31:32 > 0:31:34- But how?
0:31:34 > 0:31:35- But how?- - You're Santa Claus.
0:31:35 > 0:31:38- Why don't you use - some Christmas magic?
0:31:39 > 0:31:41- Christmas magic, yes of course!
0:31:41 > 0:31:43- Thanks, sugar plum.
0:31:44 > 0:31:46- I love you too.
0:31:58 > 0:32:00- I don't understand it.
0:32:00 > 0:32:02- This is so unlike Barry.
0:32:02 > 0:32:07- Yes! I'm hungry enough - to eat a platypus.
0:32:07 > 0:32:09- Let's not panic.
0:32:10 > 0:32:13- Perhaps we could make ourselves - something to eat.
0:32:20 > 0:32:23- I do miss Barry ever so much.
0:32:24 > 0:32:31- # I can't seem to find my way home
0:32:33 > 0:32:36- # Home
0:32:37 > 0:32:40- # Home
0:32:42 > 0:32:48- # I can't seem to find my way home
0:32:51 > 0:32:52- # Home
0:32:52 > 0:32:55- # Take him home, baby!
0:32:56 > 0:32:59- # Got to find a way
0:32:59 > 0:33:03- # Can't seem to find my way home #
0:33:05 > 0:33:06- Please, help me.
0:33:07 > 0:33:11- I'm lost and tired and hungry - and, erm...
0:33:12 > 0:33:14- Oh, yes. I have to save Christmas.
0:33:14 > 0:33:15- What kept you, mate?
0:33:17 > 0:33:19- Tucker's ready.
0:33:19 > 0:33:20- How did you know?
0:33:20 > 0:33:21- How did you know?- - Bush telegram.
0:33:22 > 0:33:24- I heard you coming from miles away.
0:33:24 > 0:33:28- I don't know how you deliver those - presents without waking the kids.
0:33:28 > 0:33:29- You know who I am?
0:33:30 > 0:33:32- Sure, you nearly clipped me - the other night.
0:33:32 > 0:33:35- Wicked flying machine - you've got there.
0:33:35 > 0:33:38- But I think your reindeer - could use more lessons.
0:33:38 > 0:33:40- By the way, my name's Byron.
0:33:40 > 0:33:42- By the way, my name's Byron.- - Ho-ho-hold the phone, Byron.
0:33:42 > 0:33:45- Are you telling me you can fly?
0:33:45 > 0:33:48- Are you telling me you can fly?- - Sure, mate. Flying's in the blood.
0:33:48 > 0:33:52- My grandfather learned how to fly - from a golden emu.
0:33:52 > 0:33:55- He passed it on to my father, - who passed it on to me.
0:33:55 > 0:33:58- I didn't know emus could fly.
0:33:58 > 0:34:00- I didn't know emus could fly.- - Not the kind you're thinking of.
0:34:03 > 0:34:06- Here we go-ho-ho!
0:34:10 > 0:34:14- Good, now hold it steady.
0:34:14 > 0:34:16- Be careful, Delme!
0:34:16 > 0:34:18- A little more to the left.
0:34:20 > 0:34:21- Voila!
0:34:21 > 0:34:25- Oh, it's a masterpiece!
0:34:26 > 0:34:29- Myrddin! Are you crying?
0:34:29 > 0:34:33- No, I've just got a crumb in my eye.
0:34:42 > 0:34:44- Erm, ho-ho-ho, mate?
0:34:46 > 0:34:47- Santa?
0:34:47 > 0:34:50- No, it's me, Barry!
0:34:51 > 0:34:55- OK, first you're Barry, - then you were Santa...
0:34:55 > 0:34:57- ..and now you're Barry again!
0:34:57 > 0:34:59- Is anyone else confused?
0:34:59 > 0:35:03- Never mind that, - where is the real Santa?
0:35:03 > 0:35:06- San! San-san-san-san...
0:35:06 > 0:35:12- Oh, no! You landed on Santa!
0:35:13 > 0:35:15- Not Santa.
0:35:15 > 0:35:18- You crushed my sandwich!
0:35:19 > 0:35:23- Pardon me, - but did you say the real Santa?
0:35:24 > 0:35:28- No! What have we done?!
0:35:29 > 0:35:33- We can safely assume - we've made next year's naughty list.
0:35:33 > 0:35:38- Wait a minute. Are you telling me - you lot made your own sandwich?
0:35:38 > 0:35:40- All by yourselves!
0:35:40 > 0:35:43- This is the proudest day of my life.
0:35:43 > 0:35:45- Reality check! It's Christmas Eve.
0:35:46 > 0:35:49- Santa's missing, we've - completely destroyed the sleigh...
0:35:49 > 0:35:52- ..and you're excited - about a sandwich.
0:35:52 > 0:35:56- That's right. If you can do that, - you can do anything.
0:35:57 > 0:35:58- I've got a crazy idea.
0:35:59 > 0:36:05- No way! I'm not moving a muscle - until I get a square meal.
0:36:06 > 0:36:10- What would you say to all - the milk and cookies you can eat?
0:36:11 > 0:36:14- I'd say who's the moose - and can we eat it.
0:36:20 > 0:36:22- Let's see if I've got this straight.
0:36:22 > 0:36:24- Reindeer can't naturally fly.
0:36:24 > 0:36:25- Reindeer can't naturally fly.- - Correct.
0:36:26 > 0:36:29- As I've explained, they fly - with the help of Christmas magic.
0:36:30 > 0:36:33- Right. And this Christmas magic - comes from?
0:36:34 > 0:36:35- From believing!
0:36:36 > 0:36:39- Children all over the world - believe in Christmas magic.
0:36:40 > 0:36:43- But nobody actually believes - that we can fly, right?
0:36:43 > 0:36:46- Which is why - we have to believe in ourselves.
0:36:46 > 0:36:49- Then why are we wearing - these ridiculous antlers?
0:36:49 > 0:36:54- It's called method acting and - I wouldn't expect you to understand.
0:36:54 > 0:36:56- Now, what's my motivation?
0:36:56 > 0:36:59- Barry, pull over your sleigh.
0:36:59 > 0:37:00- Yes, that'll work.
0:37:00 > 0:37:02- Yes, that'll work.- - What did you do this time?
0:37:02 > 0:37:06- I don't know. - We better see what he wants.
0:37:06 > 0:37:09- The brakes! I've got no brakes!
0:37:09 > 0:37:13- Oh, yeah. We probably - should've mentioned that.
0:37:13 > 0:37:16- Carwen, I can't stop! - We're heading for the ravine!
0:37:17 > 0:37:18- Don't worry, Barry.
0:37:18 > 0:37:22- We've come too far - and we're not going down like that.
0:37:22 > 0:37:24- Carwen Reindeer is ready to fly!
0:37:29 > 0:37:33- Step away from the sleigh.
0:37:36 > 0:37:38- He can't be serious.
0:37:43 > 0:37:44- Right.
0:37:45 > 0:37:47- If we can't get it together - right now...
0:37:47 > 0:37:50- ..there's not going to be - any Christmas.
0:37:50 > 0:37:54- That's not going to happen, - not on this Santa's watch.
0:37:55 > 0:37:57- Maybe you haven't always - believed in me...
0:37:57 > 0:38:01- ..maybe you haven't always - believed in yourselves...
0:38:01 > 0:38:04- ..but you'd better believe - in Christmas magic.
0:38:04 > 0:38:08- Without that, - we may as well give up and go home.
0:38:09 > 0:38:12- Now, do you believe - in Christmas magic?
0:38:13 > 0:38:14- Sure.
0:38:14 > 0:38:15- Sure.- - Why not?
0:38:15 > 0:38:21- I said, - do you believe in Christmas magic?!
0:38:21 > 0:38:23- Sure!
0:38:23 > 0:38:24- Sure!- - Why not!
0:38:24 > 0:38:30- Now Leri, Seimon, Myrddin and Delme, - you've got to believe!
0:38:30 > 0:38:32- This is no time to falter.
0:38:33 > 0:38:35- From the hot Outback sun - to the cold Arctic snow.
0:38:36 > 0:38:38- We have to go.
0:38:38 > 0:38:40- To save Christmas!
0:38:45 > 0:38:47- # Do you believe?
0:38:48 > 0:38:50- # I believe
0:38:51 > 0:38:53- # Do you believe?
0:38:54 > 0:38:56- # I believe
0:39:09 > 0:39:11- # Do you believe?
0:39:12 > 0:39:14- # I believe
0:39:15 > 0:39:17- # Do you believe?
0:39:19 > 0:39:20- # I believe
0:39:21 > 0:39:23- # Do you believe?
0:39:24 > 0:39:26- # I believe
0:39:27 > 0:39:29- # Do you believe?
0:39:30 > 0:39:32- # I believe
0:39:34 > 0:39:36- # Do you believe?
0:39:37 > 0:39:45- # I believe, I believe #
0:39:45 > 0:39:48- Time check. - How are we doing, Carwen?
0:39:48 > 0:39:51- I hate to say it, - but it's not looking good.
0:39:52 > 0:39:54- Maybe, but we can't give up now.
0:39:54 > 0:39:56- I know the odds - are stacked against us...
0:39:57 > 0:40:00- ..but we've got to stick together - and try our best.
0:40:00 > 0:40:02- Who's with me?
0:40:06 > 0:40:09- I'm sure - they'll be along any moment now.
0:40:10 > 0:40:14- That's right. Any moment now, - Santa will be arriving.
0:40:19 > 0:40:23- Polar 1 to Alpha Leader, - here comes Santa Claus.
0:40:23 > 0:40:29- I repeat, here comes Santa Claus, - right down Santa Claus lane.
0:40:40 > 0:40:41- # Do you believe?
0:40:41 > 0:40:43- # Do you believe?- - # Do you believe?
0:40:43 > 0:40:44- # I believe
0:40:44 > 0:40:46- # I believe- - # I believe
0:40:46 > 0:40:47- # Do you believe?
0:40:47 > 0:40:49- # Do you believe?- - # Do you believe?
0:40:49 > 0:40:50- # I believe #
0:40:50 > 0:40:51- Hello!
0:40:52 > 0:40:54- # Do you believe?
0:40:54 > 0:40:56- # Do you believe?- - # Do you believe?
0:40:56 > 0:41:01- # I believe
0:41:01 > 0:41:07- # I believe #
0:41:07 > 0:41:09- Look out! Shark!
0:41:09 > 0:41:13- Actually, I'm a platypus, - but you may recognize me...
0:41:13 > 0:41:15- ..as Mr Quackers the amazing...
0:41:15 > 0:41:16- ..as Mr Quackers the amazing...- - Reindeer.
0:41:16 > 0:41:19- That's right. We're all reindeer.
0:41:19 > 0:41:20- Eight tiny...
0:41:21 > 0:41:23- Erm, five, tiny.
0:41:23 > 0:41:25- What's going on here?
0:41:26 > 0:41:28- They're all frauds.
0:41:32 > 0:41:35- Please everyone, settle down!
0:41:35 > 0:41:37- I think I can explain.
0:41:39 > 0:41:41- You see, actually I've got nothing.
0:41:43 > 0:41:45- Honey, I'm ho-ho-home!
0:41:49 > 0:41:51- Thanks, Byron!
0:41:54 > 0:41:57- Oh, dear. Who might you be?
0:41:57 > 0:41:59- Who am I?
0:41:59 > 0:42:01- Who am I?!
0:42:02 > 0:42:04- Why I'm, I'm...
0:42:04 > 0:42:06- Barry Bowen.
0:42:09 > 0:42:12- G'day, mates. - Barry Bowen's the name.
0:42:12 > 0:42:17- Santa's invited me and my friends - to make a very special announcement.
0:42:18 > 0:42:20- What are you doing, mate? - I'm not Santa!
0:42:20 > 0:42:25- Maybe not, Barry. But it looks to me - like you really delivered.
0:42:25 > 0:42:29- I hear that Santa - promised presents to everyone.
0:42:29 > 0:42:31- I've got a little something for you.
0:42:32 > 0:42:35- Never underestimate - the power of Christmas magic, Barry.
0:42:36 > 0:42:40- Now, as I was saying, - in one week's time...
0:42:40 > 0:42:43- ..Santa Claus - will be my very special guest...
0:42:43 > 0:42:46- ..at the grand opening...
0:42:46 > 0:42:51- ..of Barry Bowen's - Down Under Winter Wonder Land.
0:42:52 > 0:42:54- # It's Christmas time - and the sun is shining
0:42:55 > 0:42:57- # Every cloud has a silver lining
0:42:58 > 0:43:00- # The man in red - is gonna do his thing
0:43:00 > 0:43:04- # If you believe, - let me hear you sing!
0:43:15 > 0:43:16- # Do you believe in Christmas magic?
0:43:16 > 0:43:20- # Do you believe in Christmas magic?- - # Do you believe in Christmas magic?
0:43:22 > 0:43:24- Do you believe?
0:43:24 > 0:43:26- # It's everywhere!
0:43:26 > 0:43:27- It's everywhere!
0:43:27 > 0:43:32- # Do you believe in Christmas magic?
0:43:32 > 0:43:37- Christmas magic is here.
0:43:38 > 0:43:43- It's the perfect time of year - to spread a little of that cheer.
0:43:44 > 0:43:47- It doesn't matter - how much you spend...
0:43:47 > 0:43:50- ..because a friend is a friend - is a friend is a friend!
0:43:51 > 0:43:53- # We can make it through - all kinds of weather
0:43:53 > 0:43:55- # Just as long as we stick together
0:43:56 > 0:43:58- # From snow and ice, sand and sun
0:43:58 > 0:44:01- # A very Barry Christmas - to everyone! #
0:44:12 > 0:44:14- Big finish!
0:44:14 > 0:44:19- # Do you believe in Christmas magic?
0:44:19 > 0:44:24- # Do you believe - Christmas magic is here?
0:44:25 > 0:44:30- # Do you believe in Christmas magic?
0:44:31 > 0:44:35- # Do you believe - Christmas magic is here
0:44:36 > 0:44:38- Merry Christmas!
0:44:38 > 0:44:39- Merry Christmas!
0:44:39 > 0:44:41- Merry Christmas!
0:44:41 > 0:44:42- Merry Christmas!
0:44:42 > 0:44:44- That sounded quite good!
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