0:29:50 > 0:29:57.
0:30:06 > 0:30:09# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?
0:30:09 > 0:30:12# When it's just too much to handle
0:30:12 > 0:30:15# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?
0:30:15 > 0:30:17# Wash that stress out like it was shampoo
0:30:17 > 0:30:20# You should stay, it can change
0:30:20 > 0:30:22# There's good days and bad days
0:30:22 > 0:30:26# But one day down the line This time is sure to stop
0:30:26 > 0:30:30# So the only time is now 4 o'clock, 4 o'clock. #
0:30:34 > 0:30:35You're such a toddler!
0:30:35 > 0:30:39It's a thermal mug, it's cutting-edge technology.
0:30:39 > 0:30:41It's a sippy cup for baby juice.
0:30:43 > 0:30:45What's in the box, Mols?
0:30:45 > 0:30:48Oh, history essay, turns out I had a lot to say about Henry VIII.
0:30:48 > 0:30:49Really?
0:30:49 > 0:30:51No, now get lost!
0:30:51 > 0:30:54Right, come on. One, two, three!
0:30:54 > 0:30:58ALARM BLARES
0:31:01 > 0:31:05Who did this? Who was it? Eh?
0:31:05 > 0:31:08You know the school policy on junk food! Any more of this?
0:31:08 > 0:31:12Empty your pockets. And the other one.
0:31:14 > 0:31:19That's a total of three people who did their homework this week.
0:31:19 > 0:31:21Come on, Miss, the less we do,
0:31:21 > 0:31:24the less you have to mark, right? It's a win-win.
0:31:24 > 0:31:28- Agnes?- Er, yep, Miss, I was going to do my homework this week,
0:31:28 > 0:31:29but then I didn't.
0:31:29 > 0:31:31Right! Thanks, Agnes.
0:31:31 > 0:31:32You're very welcome, Miss.
0:31:32 > 0:31:36So, maybe this week's homework will be a bit more inspirational.
0:31:36 > 0:31:40I want you to write a song - pop, rap, ballad, anything,
0:31:40 > 0:31:42but the theme is relationships.
0:31:42 > 0:31:45You could do it about how much you love your babby beaker!
0:31:45 > 0:31:48Those who write songs can perform them in class on Friday
0:31:48 > 0:31:49and we'll vote for a winner.
0:31:49 > 0:31:50BELL RINGS
0:31:50 > 0:31:53OK, so that's Friday, guys.
0:31:53 > 0:31:57So, er, Miss, what do I get for winning this competition?
0:31:57 > 0:32:01An enormous feeling of personal satisfaction!
0:32:01 > 0:32:04Yeah, funny! Er, let's say a tenner?
0:32:04 > 0:32:06I'm not paying you to do your homework.
0:32:06 > 0:32:09Miss, this homework, yeah, can I do it in here at lunchtimes?
0:32:09 > 0:32:11When I sing at home, my brother sits on the stairs
0:32:11 > 0:32:13and makes cat noises and it's well off-putting.
0:32:14 > 0:32:16You're doing a song?
0:32:16 > 0:32:19And? Like, what, you're saying I can't?
0:32:20 > 0:32:24- Of course you can work in here, Zoe-Marie, of course.- Sick!
0:32:25 > 0:32:29So, er, do you want to give me that prize right now?
0:32:32 > 0:32:36I think I'll get an apple. No, an orange.
0:32:36 > 0:32:40Or maybe I'll just chew on my maths book, it's much more exciting.
0:32:40 > 0:32:44Remember long ago, when there were...crisps?
0:32:44 > 0:32:47Oh! Curse you, Jamie Oliver!
0:32:48 > 0:32:51Oi, where did you get that chocolate?
0:32:51 > 0:32:52What chocolate?
0:32:54 > 0:32:58It's great that Zoe-Marie is taking an interest, it's wonderful.
0:32:58 > 0:33:02Well, no, it is wonderful, it just also feels a bit weird.
0:33:02 > 0:33:05It's really weird, and I'm worried that if it doesn't go well
0:33:05 > 0:33:08that she's never going to take an interest again!
0:33:08 > 0:33:10Well, look, I'll help you.
0:33:10 > 0:33:14I mean, I'll help her, if you like.
0:33:14 > 0:33:17You're volunteering to work with Zoe-Marie?
0:33:17 > 0:33:20I didn't get into teaching to help the kids who get straight As,
0:33:20 > 0:33:23I want to help the kids who've fallen off the radar
0:33:23 > 0:33:26get back...on the radar.
0:33:27 > 0:33:29That sounded a lot better in my head.
0:33:29 > 0:33:31I would be incredibly grateful.
0:33:31 > 0:33:32Really?
0:33:37 > 0:33:40- RAPS:- Kind of poetic that it starts with a song
0:33:40 > 0:33:42If I get that right I can do no wrong
0:33:42 > 0:33:44First Zoe-Marie wins the competition
0:33:44 > 0:33:47Then Miss Poppy has a vision of the things she's been missing
0:33:47 > 0:33:49Specifically me and my undying charm
0:33:49 > 0:33:52No qualms, I'll be calm as she takes me by the arm
0:33:52 > 0:33:54And invites me out to say thanks for the hard work
0:33:54 > 0:33:57Hit the road in a drop-top car first
0:33:57 > 0:34:00And cruise on a romantic coastline
0:34:00 > 0:34:02So high, kids wave as we go by
0:34:02 > 0:34:04Drive down, hit two or three beaches
0:34:04 > 0:34:07Sing in harmony with some cute sea creatures
0:34:07 > 0:34:09To the rhythm of the waves as they roll in
0:34:09 > 0:34:12Jump off a boat, go swim with the dolphins
0:34:12 > 0:34:14Drip dry from the breeze in a sports car
0:34:14 > 0:34:17Then propose in a castle courtyard
0:34:17 > 0:34:19This is only the beginning and it's just getting better
0:34:19 > 0:34:21J-just getting better Just-just getting better
0:34:21 > 0:34:24- RAPS:- This is only the beginning and it's just getting better
0:34:24 > 0:34:26J-just getting better Just-just getting better
0:34:26 > 0:34:28Stone cold chilling, laid back with my shades on
0:34:28 > 0:34:31Player on shuffle, feeling lucky It's a great song
0:34:31 > 0:34:34Like the one I'm gonna write Win on competition night
0:34:34 > 0:34:36Send the song to Radio 1, that'll begin the hype
0:34:36 > 0:34:39Then I'll win awards Get a deal to record my album
0:34:39 > 0:34:41Then I'll sell a million and perform
0:34:41 > 0:34:43All around the world Girls screaming at me
0:34:43 > 0:34:46So I won't need no GCSEs
0:34:46 > 0:34:49Me, I'll be famous Making other rappers look brainless
0:34:49 > 0:34:51Everyone'll know what my name is
0:34:51 > 0:34:56J hyphen C-A-R-T-E-R, that's in case you fools can't read
0:34:56 > 0:34:58I'll be a legend in my lifetime
0:34:58 > 0:35:01Jay-Z, Snoop Dogg, they'll be begging me to write rhymes
0:35:01 > 0:35:03And I'm grinning cos I'm winning And there ain't no limit
0:35:03 > 0:35:05Y'know, cos this is only the beginning
0:35:05 > 0:35:08This is only the beginning and it's just getting better
0:35:08 > 0:35:10J-just getting better Just-just getting better
0:35:10 > 0:35:13This is only the beginning and it's just getting better
0:35:13 > 0:35:15J-just getting better Just-just getting better
0:35:15 > 0:35:17This is only the beginning and it's just getting better
0:35:17 > 0:35:20J-just getting better Just-just getting better
0:35:20 > 0:35:23This is only the beginning and it's just getting better
0:35:23 > 0:35:26J-just getting better Just-just getting better.
0:35:27 > 0:35:28What's going on?
0:35:29 > 0:35:31We're in heaven!
0:35:34 > 0:35:37Great tuck shop, Molls. How much do I owe you?
0:35:37 > 0:35:39£18.50.
0:35:39 > 0:35:41What are your mates rates?
0:35:41 > 0:35:42Erm, let me think.
0:35:42 > 0:35:45£18.50. There's no friendship in business.
0:35:45 > 0:35:49Chocolate? Crisps? Where are you people getting these things?
0:35:52 > 0:35:54Bogoff's coming, quick, run!
0:35:54 > 0:35:57Please - five items, your choice, just help me move the gear.
0:35:57 > 0:35:59Where to? There's loads of it!
0:36:01 > 0:36:03And Tina Baldwin said purple's my colour,
0:36:03 > 0:36:05and I was like, I'll tell you what your colour is...
0:36:05 > 0:36:06Zoe-Marie, can I have a word?
0:36:06 > 0:36:08In a minute, yeah. ..your colour is shut up!
0:36:08 > 0:36:09All right, what?
0:36:09 > 0:36:12I wanted to offer you some help with your music homework.
0:36:12 > 0:36:15Help? Who'd you think you are, some kind of
0:36:15 > 0:36:17music homework songwriting song expert or something?
0:36:17 > 0:36:20Well, I was in the music industry for a little while,
0:36:20 > 0:36:25and I had a hit record, nearly, so I do know a bit.
0:36:25 > 0:36:27What's the record? What you saying?
0:36:27 > 0:36:31Please, let me help you? In the music room?
0:36:31 > 0:36:33After detention? What do you reckon?
0:36:33 > 0:36:35OK, if it'll make you feel better about yourself.
0:36:35 > 0:36:37Great!
0:36:37 > 0:36:40Anyway, as I was saying before I was, like, rudely interrupted...
0:36:40 > 0:36:44..sending all recommendations to...
0:36:44 > 0:36:45to the governors.
0:36:47 > 0:36:49And finally...
0:36:49 > 0:36:55I've found a number of children eating chocolate, crisps and sweets.
0:36:55 > 0:36:58Which is terrible, obviously(!)
0:36:58 > 0:37:01Someone is breaking the school healthy-eating policy
0:37:01 > 0:37:06and making a profit as a result, and I rather suspect I know who.
0:37:06 > 0:37:08It wasn't me!
0:37:08 > 0:37:13I was thinking more along the lines of some of your pupils.
0:37:13 > 0:37:14What, the 4 O'clock kids?
0:37:14 > 0:37:18- Mmm.- What happened to innocent until proven guilty?
0:37:18 > 0:37:21Well, see, if you're that bothered
0:37:21 > 0:37:23about exonerating your little angels,
0:37:23 > 0:37:25maybe you can look into this tuck shop.
0:37:25 > 0:37:27Shut it down.
0:37:27 > 0:37:28All right, no problem.
0:37:34 > 0:37:38GENERAL NOISY CHATTER
0:37:38 > 0:37:40All right, you lot, sit down.
0:37:42 > 0:37:45Take a seat. Josh, headphones!
0:37:47 > 0:37:48Josh!
0:37:49 > 0:37:51Headphones.
0:37:52 > 0:37:56Research, bruv! 100% legit!
0:38:00 > 0:38:04"Dear teacher, Josh needs to listen to nuff music
0:38:04 > 0:38:06"for his homework, yeah?
0:38:06 > 0:38:10"Please allow him to use his MP3 player. Nice one, bruv.
0:38:10 > 0:38:11"Miss Poppy."
0:38:11 > 0:38:12She wrote that.
0:38:12 > 0:38:14It's not even her handwriting.
0:38:14 > 0:38:17So? I saved her the bother.
0:38:19 > 0:38:23Right, someone is running a sweets racket in this school.
0:38:25 > 0:38:27I'm not saying any of you lot are involved...
0:38:27 > 0:38:31Well, actually, I wouldn't put it past you lot to be involved.
0:38:31 > 0:38:37But it's not my style to accuse someone without evidence.
0:38:37 > 0:38:40So, I'm going to conduct a little search.
0:38:43 > 0:38:47- What is it, Ryan? - I'm just...appalled
0:38:47 > 0:38:49about this sweet thing,
0:38:49 > 0:38:56I just, er, leapt up with shock and disgust.
0:38:56 > 0:38:58Do you need the loo, sir? It's fine if you do,
0:38:58 > 0:39:01we'll wait for you if you want.
0:39:01 > 0:39:04Go strain the potato hoops, as they say.
0:39:04 > 0:39:06No, thanks, Ryan, I'm fine.
0:39:06 > 0:39:07OK.
0:39:13 > 0:39:15What are you doing?
0:39:15 > 0:39:18Got to get rid of him so we can hide the stash.
0:39:18 > 0:39:21- Oh!- Yes!
0:39:21 > 0:39:24Hey, bruv, you know about the sweet thing?
0:39:24 > 0:39:26You should probably speak to the street dance kids.
0:39:26 > 0:39:29Yeah, I've heard they've got some new leg-warmers,
0:39:29 > 0:39:31if you know what I mean.
0:39:31 > 0:39:36THEY ALL BABBLE IN AGREEMENT
0:39:36 > 0:39:39But, erm, it's probably nothing to go by.
0:39:43 > 0:39:47One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...
0:39:47 > 0:39:50Put your hands up, you punks!
0:39:54 > 0:39:57Frankly, Mr Carter, it was a ridiculous theory,
0:39:57 > 0:40:00and now I will hit rush-hour traffic.
0:40:00 > 0:40:04Yeah, I don't now what I was thinking. Huh, leg-warmers!
0:40:04 > 0:40:06Did you bother to question the inmates of detention
0:40:06 > 0:40:08before coming here?
0:40:08 > 0:40:10Actually, that's next on my to-do list.
0:40:10 > 0:40:13Round up the usual suspects, search their lockers!
0:40:13 > 0:40:16If we're gonna do a locker search, we need to search
0:40:16 > 0:40:19everybody's lockers, we shouldn't single any kids out.
0:40:19 > 0:40:21Then do that. Tomorrow, search every locker.
0:40:26 > 0:40:29Josh, I...
0:40:29 > 0:40:33I've been waiting for like, forever, you're flipping well unprofessional!
0:40:33 > 0:40:35You wouldn't treat Cheryl Cole like that.
0:40:35 > 0:40:38I'm really, really sorry.
0:40:38 > 0:40:40Yeah, well, I'm telling Miss!
0:40:40 > 0:40:43No, wait, don't tell Miss Poppy, please.
0:40:43 > 0:40:46From now on, you will be my main priority.
0:40:46 > 0:40:50OK? Nothing is going to be more important than helping her...you!
0:40:52 > 0:40:55Helping you.
0:40:55 > 0:40:58BELL RINGS
0:41:03 > 0:41:07Locker searches. Josh said if I'm caught with this, I'm done for.
0:41:07 > 0:41:10- I couldn't handle an ASBO. - Will you calm down?
0:41:10 > 0:41:12We'll each divvy up and find our own hiding place.
0:41:14 > 0:41:16Or, we could just dump this and go straight.
0:41:16 > 0:41:18Not an option. My brother spent £100 on this,
0:41:18 > 0:41:21he'll want a return on his investment, or else.
0:41:21 > 0:41:24He seems a nice enough guy. I'm sure if we explained...
0:41:24 > 0:41:26He once fought a car.
0:41:50 > 0:41:53Hey, Josh! Are you any good at hiding things?
0:41:53 > 0:41:55Would you hide my stash? I'll pay you.
0:41:55 > 0:42:00- What do you want?- Just give me the stash and I'll disappear it for you.
0:42:00 > 0:42:02And, er, it'll only cost you five bags of crisps.
0:42:07 > 0:42:09I can breathe again!
0:42:14 > 0:42:18Hey. Do not disturb, right? Genius songwriter at work.
0:42:34 > 0:42:36DOOR OPENS
0:42:36 > 0:42:38Laptop. Thank you!
0:42:38 > 0:42:40No, I need it, can't you wait?
0:42:40 > 0:42:43- I've got a song to write.- Oh, yeah? Well, I tell you what.
0:42:43 > 0:42:45After you made me look lame in front of my boss,
0:42:45 > 0:42:49made me burst in on a bunch of innocent dancers
0:42:49 > 0:42:51and miss a music lesson - hmmm, no.
0:42:51 > 0:42:53Fine. I'll go old school, do it on pen and paper.
0:42:53 > 0:42:56- It's going to be sick! - Yeah, you do that.
0:43:02 > 0:43:06MUSIC PLAYS ON LAPTOP
0:43:06 > 0:43:08Can't you chill in the other room?
0:43:08 > 0:43:11I'm not chilling, Josh, this is work.
0:43:11 > 0:43:14- I'm helping Zoe-Marie with her music homework.- What the...?
0:43:14 > 0:43:16Are you serious?
0:43:16 > 0:43:17What, so you thought,
0:43:17 > 0:43:19"Oh, she's so disturbed, she's bound to need help?"
0:43:19 > 0:43:23- Yeah, something like that. - Yeah, well, good luck with that.
0:43:23 > 0:43:27Easy! When I'm done with this, she is going to sound amazing.
0:43:44 > 0:43:47BELL RINGS
0:43:51 > 0:43:54Zoe-Marie, check this out. I was thinking about your song, right?
0:43:54 > 0:43:55I might have stumbled across
0:43:55 > 0:43:58something that's actually quite good.
0:43:58 > 0:44:01- Take a seat. Listen to this. - To what?- Just listen, yeah?
0:44:04 > 0:44:05Here we go.
0:44:07 > 0:44:09- RAPS:- So this is me, yeah, Zoe-Marie, yeah
0:44:09 > 0:44:10And I know nobody got a flow like me, yeah
0:44:10 > 0:44:12Come out my face, yeah, I don't play fair
0:44:12 > 0:44:14what you chatting 'bout, get the flip out my face, yeah
0:44:14 > 0:44:16Everyone's so like, whatever, like, yuck
0:44:16 > 0:44:18Me, I'm the queen of whatever, like stuff
0:44:18 > 0:44:20I'm like so, like, I don't care. I'm...
0:44:20 > 0:44:22MUSIC STOPS
0:44:22 > 0:44:25- You think I suck. You think I can't do it.- What? No.
0:44:25 > 0:44:27I might not be good at lessons or whatever,
0:44:27 > 0:44:30doesn't mean I'm rubbish. You don't have to do it FOR me.
0:44:30 > 0:44:35- Zoe-Marie, wait.- Nah, that's it. I ain't doing it. Why bother?
0:44:37 > 0:44:40- RAPS:- The irony hasn't escaped me
0:44:40 > 0:44:42Just as Byron assumed who would take sweets
0:44:42 > 0:44:46I assumed I knew Zoe-Marie I assumed that she needed me
0:44:46 > 0:44:48So it would seem that she probably hates me
0:44:48 > 0:44:49thinks I'm on the same team
0:44:49 > 0:44:52as all the other teachers who never did greatly
0:44:52 > 0:44:55Says she sees Miss Poppy and explains everything I've done
0:44:55 > 0:44:59they start a campaign against bad teachers starting with me first
0:44:59 > 0:45:01Local authority would question my research
0:45:01 > 0:45:05I'll lose my job next Mum would have got vexed
0:45:05 > 0:45:06booted me out Now things get complex.
0:45:06 > 0:45:10Nowhere to sleep I'll be out on the street with fingerless gloves
0:45:10 > 0:45:11Odd shoes on my feet
0:45:11 > 0:45:13Fighting for an old piece of chicken with a fox
0:45:13 > 0:45:16Then start up a new life living in a box
0:45:16 > 0:45:19This is only the beginning and it's just getting worse
0:45:19 > 0:45:20Ju-ju-just getting worse
0:45:20 > 0:45:21Just, just getting worse
0:45:21 > 0:45:23This is only the beginning and it's just getting worse
0:45:23 > 0:45:26Ju-ju-just getting worse just, just getting worse
0:45:26 > 0:45:28RAPS: This is only the beginning and it's just getting worse
0:45:28 > 0:45:30Ju-ju-just getting worse Just, just getting worse
0:45:30 > 0:45:33This is only the beginning and it's just getting worse
0:45:33 > 0:45:36Ju-ju-just getting worse Just, just getting worse
0:45:36 > 0:45:38Stayed up all night I tried to write
0:45:38 > 0:45:41and now I feel my eyesight ain't quite right
0:45:41 > 0:45:44Blank page syndrome Nothing came to me
0:45:44 > 0:45:46Supposed to be good at this I failed truly
0:45:46 > 0:45:48And I wanna play it cool but it so hurts
0:45:48 > 0:45:50Can't even write a rap for my homework
0:45:50 > 0:45:53So first I lose the competition
0:45:53 > 0:45:56And then I instantly lose my position
0:45:56 > 0:45:59As coolest kid in my year Who used to be so hard to mock
0:45:59 > 0:46:00Now I'm a laughing stock
0:46:00 > 0:46:03Then no-one will wanna hang properly
0:46:03 > 0:46:05All my mates'll probably bail on me
0:46:05 > 0:46:08I'll have to hang out with the dance crew paupers
0:46:08 > 0:46:10And they'll probably make me wear leg warmers
0:46:10 > 0:46:13Then I'll still have to sit my exams
0:46:13 > 0:46:15Maybe I should ask Nathan for a hand.
0:46:18 > 0:46:20HE PLAYS THE KEYBOARD
0:46:20 > 0:46:24Hey, Josh. Have you seen Miss Poppy?
0:46:24 > 0:46:27You know if she's...spoken to Zoe-Marie?
0:46:27 > 0:46:29Nope and no.
0:46:30 > 0:46:34Oh, OK - well, cheers anyway.
0:46:34 > 0:46:37Bruv...what've you got next?
0:46:37 > 0:46:41I've got to try and get the Year 8s interested in Othello.
0:46:41 > 0:46:45Right, tough. But, you'll get through to them cos...
0:46:45 > 0:46:47You know, you will.
0:46:47 > 0:46:52- Wait. What's going on? - Nothing.
0:46:52 > 0:46:56No! You're being nice to me, that means you want something.
0:46:56 > 0:47:02It's not like, I NEED your help, cos I can write a song on my own,
0:47:02 > 0:47:04but, you know, but it's just...
0:47:04 > 0:47:09Mmm. You need to actually say it, Josh.
0:47:09 > 0:47:10OK, I need your help. I've got nothing.
0:47:10 > 0:47:12You shoulda just said something.
0:47:12 > 0:47:15Look, I've got half an hour, let's just riff a few ideas
0:47:15 > 0:47:18and see what happens. I'll give you a little beat.
0:47:18 > 0:47:20Oh, right, no, no, it's all right.
0:47:20 > 0:47:22Maybe I should get on with it myself.
0:47:22 > 0:47:25- I don't want to accidentally cheat. - What?
0:47:26 > 0:47:29It's tutoring. Not cheating. Check this out. Ready.
0:47:29 > 0:47:33HE PLAYS THE DRUMS
0:47:37 > 0:47:40Yeah, that bass drum's totally had it.
0:47:40 > 0:47:44- Maybe I should just get on. - What are you on about?
0:47:44 > 0:47:47First you want my help, then you don't!
0:47:50 > 0:47:52Oh!
0:47:52 > 0:47:54Oh, oh, WOW!
0:47:54 > 0:47:57It was Miss Poppy behind this whole sweeties thing all along!
0:47:57 > 0:47:59Who saw that coming?!
0:47:59 > 0:48:02Stop it. Josh, stop it! You think I'm an idiot?!
0:48:04 > 0:48:06I defended you, man!
0:48:06 > 0:48:08I defended the whole 4 O'Clock Club.
0:48:08 > 0:48:10And now THIS!
0:48:12 > 0:48:15You never consider me at all, do you?
0:48:15 > 0:48:19Hmm? Selfish is what it is. And now I'm meant to care
0:48:19 > 0:48:22that you can't finish your stupid little song?!
0:48:22 > 0:48:25Well, I don't! I don't care, Josh! Why should I?
0:48:25 > 0:48:29Because I'm your brother! Why would you help Zoe-Marie and not me?!
0:48:35 > 0:48:37Unless Miss Poppy asked you.
0:48:37 > 0:48:39No.
0:48:40 > 0:48:43- Not in so many words.- Unbelievable.
0:48:43 > 0:48:45Look, bruv. You won't help me,
0:48:45 > 0:48:48- but you'll help Zoe-Marie, just to get in with Miss Poppy.- No.
0:48:48 > 0:48:51It ain't me who's the selfish one, BRUV.
0:48:51 > 0:48:53Josh.
0:48:55 > 0:48:57JOSH!
0:49:00 > 0:49:04How long is he going to be? Where's the stuff?
0:49:04 > 0:49:07Ryan, it's lunch time, we should be out there selling!
0:49:18 > 0:49:22- I've had enough of this.- What?! You can't go in the boys' loo! Stop!
0:49:22 > 0:49:24Oi! Plankshop! Where's my gear?!
0:49:24 > 0:49:29I hid them. In here.
0:49:29 > 0:49:33But someone must have come in and eaten them all.
0:49:35 > 0:49:39That's a moronic lie even for you, Ash. I blame you, Ryan.
0:49:39 > 0:49:43Me?! You can't blame me! I didn't know what he was doing!
0:49:43 > 0:49:47- He told me he was watering the tulips.- You're both fired.
0:49:48 > 0:49:52You made a mistake. Like when Alan Sugar does it, he points!
0:49:52 > 0:49:56- "You're fired." Not a fist. - No mistake, Ryan.
0:49:56 > 0:49:59Oh, and you better start flogging your games on eBay,
0:49:59 > 0:50:01because my brother will want reimbursing.
0:50:14 > 0:50:18- Hey. How's it going?- Oh, yeah. Yeah, great.
0:50:18 > 0:50:20Wow. Hate to catch you on a bad day!
0:50:20 > 0:50:26You know how I was helping Zoe-Marie to do like the only homework
0:50:26 > 0:50:31- she's ever wanted to do?- Yeah.- Yeah, now she doesn't want to do it.- Oh.
0:50:31 > 0:50:33And plus, turns out my own brother
0:50:33 > 0:50:35is the KitKat king of the sweetie scams.
0:50:37 > 0:50:41- So, yeah, it's been a good week.- So, put it right.- It's not that simple.
0:50:41 > 0:50:44Well, maybe Josh isn't,
0:50:44 > 0:50:47but Zoe-Marie can't have changed her mind that much in 24 hours.
0:50:47 > 0:50:50Yeah, I do kind of get her. You know,
0:50:50 > 0:50:53the way she kind of struggles academically,
0:50:53 > 0:50:56but then at the same time, she's got this intense energy
0:50:56 > 0:50:58and she doesn't know where to put it.
0:50:58 > 0:51:01It's like a carbon copy of me at that age.
0:51:01 > 0:51:03Well, you're a pretty respectable citizen now,
0:51:03 > 0:51:08so, figure out what changed things for you and start there.
0:51:13 > 0:51:16What's this?! Why have you brought me to an old barn?!
0:51:16 > 0:51:18The canteen are doing pie today and I'm not there, I'm here,
0:51:18 > 0:51:21- looking at a manky bar for old cows.- Come on.
0:51:21 > 0:51:22If I have to milk something,
0:51:22 > 0:51:25or stand in cow jobbie, I'm not going to be happy!
0:51:29 > 0:51:33MUSIC PLAYS
0:51:38 > 0:51:41This is it. Zoe-Marie, this is The Stop.
0:51:41 > 0:51:45This is where I recorded my first demo. After I got spotted at a gig.
0:51:45 > 0:51:48What? You brought me here to tell me how brilliant and amazing you are?!
0:51:48 > 0:51:51- Again?!- No. Actually, I was terrible at that gig.
0:51:51 > 0:51:55I was so, so bad. Someone threw a fish at me.
0:51:57 > 0:52:00So, I could have given up. But I didn't.
0:52:00 > 0:52:04You know, point being, someone saw something in me,
0:52:04 > 0:52:08right? And they gave me a chance, regardless.
0:52:08 > 0:52:10You see, sometimes you've got to look past the outside of things
0:52:10 > 0:52:12and see what's on the inside.
0:52:12 > 0:52:14Kind of like this building, or like you.
0:52:17 > 0:52:19Zoe-Marie, you can't give up,
0:52:19 > 0:52:21just because some idiot made you feel stupid.
0:52:22 > 0:52:25- I'm the idiot, by the way. - Yeah, I know!
0:52:27 > 0:52:29Look, if you want to sing, you should sing.
0:52:31 > 0:52:34SHE SHOUTS # I heard that you settled down
0:52:34 > 0:52:35# That you found a girl
0:52:35 > 0:52:37# And you're married now
0:52:37 > 0:52:40# I heard that your dreams came true
0:52:40 > 0:52:42# Guess she give you things I couldn't give to you
0:52:42 > 0:52:46# Old friend Why are you so shy?
0:52:46 > 0:52:48# Ain't like you to hold back or hide from the light. #
0:52:48 > 0:52:52OK! Great.
0:52:52 > 0:52:57Strongly...performed. Could we try your song now?
0:52:57 > 0:53:02- That is my song. That's Adele. She's wicked.- Right.
0:53:02 > 0:53:07But isn't the idea of the homework that you write a song for you,
0:53:07 > 0:53:09- yourself? - Shut up! What?! Like how?!
0:53:11 > 0:53:16OK, we could start with the chorus, you know, and for the lyrics,
0:53:16 > 0:53:20we focus on something honest, like how you were honest with me earlier.
0:53:20 > 0:53:22Yeah? Something like that.
0:53:38 > 0:53:42- Oh, yeah, sure, it's fine. I'll go. - Oi, Carter face, check me out!
0:53:42 > 0:53:45I wrote a song about relationships and it's totally amazing.
0:53:45 > 0:53:48Yeah. I bet Miss P will be pleased with that.
0:53:51 > 0:53:53Two minutes, max.
0:53:57 > 0:53:58- Josh, wait up.- What?
0:53:58 > 0:54:02So you can tell me how much you don't care about helping me again?
0:54:02 > 0:54:06No, no, no, you're right, we're brothers.
0:54:06 > 0:54:09And no matter what, we should help each other out.
0:54:09 > 0:54:11Just like I need your help right now.
0:54:15 > 0:54:17COMPUTER: # Never in my life
0:54:17 > 0:54:19# Met a boy that I like
0:54:19 > 0:54:22# Guess they all don't see
0:54:22 > 0:54:24# We're not meant to be. #
0:54:26 > 0:54:29That's not a song. That's just two lines and a beat.
0:54:29 > 0:54:33Yeah, well, I was kind of hoping you might be able to help out,
0:54:33 > 0:54:36you know, make it a proper track by tomorrow.
0:54:36 > 0:54:38What you even saying?! I don't need Carter's big rap gob!
0:54:38 > 0:54:41You're all like, I'm a teacher and I'm tall, and you're short,
0:54:41 > 0:54:44and you were hit with a fish. Flip off my back, yeah!
0:54:44 > 0:54:46You guys need to sort yourself out, or your band
0:54:46 > 0:54:50is going to split up quicker than you can even... Actually,
0:54:50 > 0:54:54I think I've got the perfect relationships idea for this beat.
0:54:54 > 0:54:59- Fine, like, whatever.- Can we reuse these sounds?
0:54:59 > 0:55:00Yeah. Sure.
0:55:00 > 0:55:04Oh, and get us some pizzas, we're going to be here for a while.
0:55:08 > 0:55:12Your idea to get them to perform at a recording studio was great.
0:55:12 > 0:55:14- Yeah.- It's very...red.
0:55:16 > 0:55:18Hey, prepare to be amazed.
0:55:27 > 0:55:28# Never in my life
0:55:28 > 0:55:31# Met a teacher that I like
0:55:31 > 0:55:36# Guess they all don't see We're like chalk and cheese
0:55:36 > 0:55:39# Never in my life
0:55:39 > 0:55:41# Met a teacher that I like
0:55:41 > 0:55:43# Guess they all don't see
0:55:43 > 0:55:46# We're like chalk and cheese. #
0:55:46 > 0:55:48- RAPS:- They want a song about relationships
0:55:48 > 0:55:50Well, how about me and teachers? They take the mick
0:55:50 > 0:55:53For example, they only want your grades up
0:55:53 > 0:55:55Just so it won't seem as if they suck
0:55:55 > 0:55:58They have a go at you for stashing some sweets in a drum
0:55:58 > 0:56:00Aint saying that's what I done
0:56:00 > 0:56:03I'm just saying if I did Well, is that fair?
0:56:03 > 0:56:05- As Zoe-Marie'd say - Flip off my back, yeah!
0:56:05 > 0:56:08Some teachers say they're trying to help you out
0:56:08 > 0:56:10And the next thing you know they're trying to sell you out
0:56:10 > 0:56:12And they wanna be down with your mates
0:56:12 > 0:56:16But I'm sorry, anyone who'd choose to wear blazers
0:56:16 > 0:56:18or eat a packed lunch in the staffroom
0:56:18 > 0:56:21or try and teach with a face like a cartoon
0:56:21 > 0:56:23No way could they roll with me
0:56:23 > 0:56:25cos teachers and us are like chalk and cheese.
0:56:25 > 0:56:29# Never in my life
0:56:29 > 0:56:31# Met a teacher that I like
0:56:31 > 0:56:33# Guess they all don't see
0:56:33 > 0:56:36# We're like chalk and cheese
0:56:36 > 0:56:38# Never in my life
0:56:38 > 0:56:41# Met a teacher that I like
0:56:41 > 0:56:43# Guess they all don't see
0:56:43 > 0:56:46# We're like chalk and cheese. #
0:56:46 > 0:56:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:56:49 > 0:56:53Ouch! I reckon we found a winner.
0:56:57 > 0:56:59This is good, Mr Carter.
0:56:59 > 0:57:02Are you sure you can't tell me who's responsible?
0:57:02 > 0:57:05I'm afraid not. No.
0:57:05 > 0:57:07But I think I do have a way of getting the kids
0:57:07 > 0:57:10under the skin of this whole healthy eating food thing.
0:57:10 > 0:57:12Yes. Good. Good.
0:57:12 > 0:57:15Do you genuinely think any of our pupils are suited for that?
0:57:17 > 0:57:22Yeah. Actually, I think they're going to be perfectly suited for it.
0:57:22 > 0:57:26Why did you have to go and dob us in, Ryan? You massive melon.
0:57:26 > 0:57:30- Come on, Josh. Keep the script going.- Yeah, all right.
0:57:30 > 0:57:32Healthy eating is cool, yeah!
0:57:32 > 0:57:36Big up the carrots, because they're good for you and all that stuff!
0:57:36 > 0:57:41- Look, when can I take off this orange?- Why? What's the problem?
0:57:41 > 0:57:46I don't get it. Or maybe we just see things differently.
0:57:46 > 0:57:47Hmm? Like chalk and cheese.
0:57:51 > 0:57:53- RAPPING:- Can't live with 'em - And you can't kick 'em out
0:57:53 > 0:57:56- When they're up, they rub it in your face.- Kick you when you're down.
0:57:56 > 0:57:59- When no-one understands them - You know what they're on about
0:57:59 > 0:58:01- Always going to be around - Got to find the common ground
0:58:01 > 0:58:06# If you know so much about me Where do I go from here? #
0:58:06 > 0:58:08- You see them every day - You can never get away
0:58:08 > 0:58:11Only time that you're the boss, four o'clock!