0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Where'd you go when you know nobody can understand you?
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Washed out, stressed out like it was shampoo
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# You should have stayed, it can change
0:00:20 > 0:00:22# There's good days and bad days
0:00:22 > 0:00:26# But one day down the line it's time to stop
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# So the only time is now, 4'O Clock. #
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Miss! Oi, Miss!
0:00:37 > 0:00:42- Miss, could you help us with our homework?- You're doing homework?
0:00:42 > 0:00:45- Yeah, for fashion and textiles. - That's not really my subject.
0:00:45 > 0:00:49We want to take pictures of you for a poster we're making about style.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Really? Me? In this old thing?
0:00:52 > 0:00:55No, not that, Miss. We'll get you something nice to wear.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Oh, right, well that's a relief.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00Yeah, cos Molly's sister's in Malaga, my sister's a selfish doorknob
0:01:00 > 0:01:04and Miss Andress is way too much like a man wearing a tent, innit?
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Well, if it helps with your homework come and find me at break.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Oh, thanks, Miss, you won't regret it.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Told ya.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Josh, come on, we're going to be late.
0:01:13 > 0:01:18They do still let you in at nine, you know. Oh, watch it!
0:01:18 > 0:01:21Oh, mate! What have you got against Bogoff's car?
0:01:21 > 0:01:24- What have I done? - You ain't done nothing, yeah?
0:01:24 > 0:01:29No-one saw it so it didn't ever happen, right?
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Come on.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Come on, Ryan.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Come on D, just enough time to...
0:01:42 > 0:01:47Ah, what? Mr Byron is not going to be pleased with you, you know.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49- It's the fifth one he's lost this term.- Wasn't me!
0:01:49 > 0:01:52- I just kicked it. - Darius, here's a tip, yeah.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Next time, put down the incriminating evidence
0:01:54 > 0:01:58- before you start saying you're innocent.- Sir? I didn't.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00I'm sure you didn't mean to, but it's detention tonight.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04- Absolutely no way, not tonight. - Don't make it worse by being late.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Sir!
0:02:06 > 0:02:09They won't suspect me at first and that's good.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11They'll find out. They always find out.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14When's he going to go back to normal?
0:02:14 > 0:02:16And what do you know about normal?
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Break a rule and tell a lie, it will bite you and make you cry,
0:02:19 > 0:02:23and then you'll die. That's what people say!
0:02:23 > 0:02:25- Oi, watch it!- YOU watch it!
0:02:26 > 0:02:31Josh Carter, after school, bottom yard, you're for it!
0:02:34 > 0:02:39- What have you done to Darius? - That's what I'd like to know.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42So I handed out a detention before the bell even rang today.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44That's got to be some kind of record.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47If you ask me, trouble-makers should get automatic detention
0:02:47 > 0:02:51- and only get out if they behave. - Yeah, that's a great idea.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55Oh no, wait, that's a prison.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57You've got to show them who's boss or they'll walk all over you.
0:02:57 > 0:03:01'Oh, I can't tell them off. They might not like me.'
0:03:01 > 0:03:04I have a friendly relationship with the kids. They don't walk over me.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08- Oh, don't they?- No, they don't. - No?- No! Take today.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Some girls asked if I'd do a fashion shoot
0:03:10 > 0:03:13and I said yes because it will help build a good relationship.
0:03:13 > 0:03:14- No, it won't.- Yes, it will!
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Anyway, I think the best way to deal with difficult kids
0:03:17 > 0:03:21is to get them to admit they've done something wrong.
0:03:21 > 0:03:25I mean, look at Darius this morning. If he admits what he did,
0:03:25 > 0:03:29- maybe he'd think twice about doing it again.- Darius Phillips?- Mm-hmm.
0:03:29 > 0:03:34- He's the kid you put in detention? - Yeah.- I see what's going on here.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37I've got a really important basketball match tonight.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Darius is my best player.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Well, like you say, if you show them who's boss
0:03:41 > 0:03:43then they won't walk all over you.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47BELL RINGS
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Wow, those orange footballs are heavy!
0:04:08 > 0:04:10So?
0:04:10 > 0:04:13- Oh, he says you didn't do anything. - Sweet!
0:04:13 > 0:04:16But your brother gave him a detention,
0:04:16 > 0:04:20so he's kind of missing a crucial basketball match tonight.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Well, what's that got do with me?
0:04:23 > 0:04:28He says he can't fight a teacher so you're the next best target.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Well, what am I supposed to do?
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Fight him! I ain't seen a good fight in ages.
0:04:34 > 0:04:39Look, you have no choice. Just tell Nathan and get him to sort it out.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43What, you can't tell your teacher? Even your brother.
0:04:43 > 0:04:47There's nothing worse than a snitch.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49# Neither of these choices of mine are quite right
0:04:49 > 0:04:51# I get called a snitch, I have a fight, fight, fight!
0:04:51 > 0:04:54# Both of them will ruin my reputation
0:04:54 > 0:04:57# World's biggest tell-tale or hospital patient
0:04:57 > 0:04:59# But it was Nathan, he's who got me into this,
0:04:59 > 0:05:02# And I suffer alone, that's just ridiculous
0:05:02 > 0:05:04# So I ain't swallowing, not one morsel,
0:05:04 > 0:05:06# Cos this ain't my rap, this is your fault
0:05:06 > 0:05:09- # Whose fault? - # Yours, of course as usual
0:05:09 > 0:05:11# No event too big or too small
0:05:11 > 0:05:13# Just when you think you've got it right or done enough
0:05:13 > 0:05:16# Give it to Nathan, I'll guarantee he'll muck it up!
0:05:16 > 0:05:18# Why are people so quick to lay blame?
0:05:18 > 0:05:21# Whenever something happens it's always the same names
0:05:21 > 0:05:22# That you hear in the staff room
0:05:22 > 0:05:26# It must be them, the bad kids, yeah, we never ever trusted them
0:05:26 > 0:05:28# But who are we to label them bad?
0:05:28 > 0:05:30# Maybe they're troubled, maybe they're sad?
0:05:30 > 0:05:32# Maybe they're like I was, a loose cannon
0:05:32 > 0:05:36# Never like authority, threw shoes at them
0:05:36 > 0:05:38# Not right, but look at the big picture
0:05:38 > 0:05:40# How many times I broke Byron's wing-mirror. Whoops!
0:05:40 > 0:05:42# Back in the day, I turned out OK
0:05:42 > 0:05:45# And people think kids can't change. No way!
0:05:45 > 0:05:47# Now it's time for a whole new approach
0:05:47 > 0:05:50# Forget teacher, I'm going to be a life-coach
0:05:50 > 0:05:52# And stop the blame game cos it's not the kids
0:05:52 > 0:05:55# It's about us trying to find the positives, whose fault?
0:05:55 > 0:05:57# Yours of course as usual
0:05:57 > 0:05:59# No event too big or too small
0:05:59 > 0:06:02# Just when you think you've got it right or done enough
0:06:02 > 0:06:04# Give it to Nathan, I'll guarantee he'll muck it up
0:06:04 > 0:06:07# If you want something done properly you should look no further
0:06:07 > 0:06:09# And probably stop at me
0:06:09 > 0:06:11# Cos I feel a plan brewing and, unlike Nathan,
0:06:11 > 0:06:14# I know exactly what I'm doing. #
0:06:16 > 0:06:19- Mr Carter. - Hey, bruv, wait up.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23I'll be with you in a minute, Thorne.
0:06:23 > 0:06:27Look, you gotta get Darius out of detention. He's all cut up about it.
0:06:27 > 0:06:33- Really?- Plus whatever it was he did, or didn't do,
0:06:33 > 0:06:35whatever it was he was supposed to have done,
0:06:35 > 0:06:39he didn't really do cos it was an accident anyway and he was framed.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41- And, erm, the dog ate it!- Mmm-hmm.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45Tell me, was it Mr Thorne who asked you to talk to me about this?
0:06:45 > 0:06:49Oh, well, are you more or less likely to let him off if it was?
0:06:55 > 0:06:59Mr Carter, have you thought any more about Darius's detention?
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Funny enough, we were just talking about that.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Surely Darius would be better with a bit of discipline on the court,
0:07:05 > 0:07:08rather than sat around in a classroom with you?
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Detention is not just sitting around in a classroom.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15I use that time to connect with the kids, to listen to them.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18- Yeah, but I mean... - Shh, Josh!
0:07:18 > 0:07:22- Let's take a time out. Calm down.- I am calm! In fact I'm so calm,
0:07:22 > 0:07:25tonight in detention I'm going to use that time to teach everyone
0:07:25 > 0:07:29about the importance of personal responsibility
0:07:29 > 0:07:31and self-discipline, how about that?
0:07:31 > 0:07:33In fact, you might as well come along.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40I need to get a library book on personal responsibility
0:07:40 > 0:07:41- and discipline.- Yep.- Yep.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45So tell me about this textiles homework then.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47We have to like take pictures for this like fashion magazine.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Yeah, totally fashion for like adult ladies, like fit ones,
0:07:50 > 0:07:52- and that's where you come in, Miss...- Shhhhhh!
0:07:52 > 0:07:54..cos you're all right looking for a teacher.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58- And who set this work? Mrs Jenkins? - Erm, never mind that, Miss.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01You put the costume on and we'll deal with the rest.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04- Thanks for helping us out miss. - Yeah, ta.
0:08:05 > 0:08:09- Erm, what's this? - The costume?- No!
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Aw, come on, Miss, we think you'd look really lovely in it.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15It's very, erm, you!
0:08:15 > 0:08:18OK, girls, what's going on here because I know something is?
0:08:18 > 0:08:21OK, so this isn't actually homework but it will help us out.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24It's for this.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29- Whammy?! This is a lads magazine! - Yeah, it's my brother's.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31If you send a pic of yourself in team colours
0:08:31 > 0:08:33you get a free season ticket.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35I haven't seen many Premiership footballers in one of these!
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Yeah, but you'll win the prize, then sell it,
0:08:37 > 0:08:41but you have to be over 18 and we're like well not and you like well are.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45- We thought you'd look really nice. - I'm flattered but also disappointed.
0:08:45 > 0:08:46You lied to me!
0:08:46 > 0:08:49- OK, soz and all that but are you going to do it?- No, no, I'm not!
0:08:49 > 0:08:51That's well unfair.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54I've never done something wrong and got away with it before!
0:08:54 > 0:08:57I don't like it! Is this what it feels like to be you?
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Ryan, you couldn't even dream of what it's like to be me.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Josh Carter, wait there!
0:09:03 > 0:09:06I guess your brother didn't let Darius off?
0:09:06 > 0:09:09It doesn't matter cos I've got a plan B.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12- Have the fight? - That's not even a Plan Z.
0:09:14 > 0:09:19Now look, Darius, before you say or hit anything, erm, we need to talk.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Step into my office.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31So you want out of detention, right?
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Well, I can fix that. I'm not the enemy here. I'm your best friend.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37- I'm the man with the plan. - What plan?
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Whatever Nathan says you did, just say sorry.
0:09:40 > 0:09:44- What? But I didn't do it. - Look, you're in detention anyway.
0:09:44 > 0:09:48You might as well look guilty, 'fess up, say sorry, blah blah blah.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51- Nathan loves all that stuff. - Yeah?
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Yeah, and can you do this face too?
0:10:00 > 0:10:01He's coming, all right?
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Remember - "I did it, sorry, it won't happen again."
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Puppy-dog eyes. Yeah?
0:10:08 > 0:10:09OK.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12- What will do now then? - Shut up, fog horn, I'm thinking.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14- You shut up! We need to sort it out like now whatever!- Calm down.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Calm down, please.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20- Fight-fight-fight-fight-fight! - What is it with you and fights?
0:10:20 > 0:10:24- Chill out, Mary Poppins. - I said enough!
0:10:24 > 0:10:28OK, tonight we're going to try something a little bit different.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31I want everyone to get their chairs, get them in a circle around me.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Come on, let's go.
0:10:38 > 0:10:39Right, I've got this book,
0:10:39 > 0:10:43and I'm hoping that some of the exercises in here
0:10:43 > 0:10:46are going to help us break the cycle of detention.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Why are we in a circle.
0:10:48 > 0:10:52- What?- Why are we in a circle, if we're going to break the circle?
0:10:52 > 0:10:53No, not circle. Cycle!
0:10:53 > 0:10:57What are you chatting about? I don't even have a bike!
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Let's just get started, shall we?
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Erm, maybe Darius.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Do you want to take a seat up here for me?
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Good man. There you go.
0:11:07 > 0:11:11OK, now close your eyes.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16I want you to take a deep breath
0:11:16 > 0:11:20and imagine a really relaxing place somewhere.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Now, in your own time, tell me where you are.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31So I'm in detention.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34And I broke the wing-mirror off Mr Byron's car.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38I'm sorry and I won't do it again.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52# Faster than a kid running from Byron
0:11:52 > 0:11:54# Stronger than a dinner lady's custard
0:11:54 > 0:11:58# The whole school bows down to the awesome power of
0:11:58 > 0:12:02# Natty C!
0:12:02 > 0:12:04# Cometh the hour, cometh the man
0:12:04 > 0:12:07# And I have got a truer handle on these kids, yeah
0:12:07 > 0:12:10# I got a hold of them like superman could with a grip wit'
0:12:10 > 0:12:13# Miss me, save a detentionee in distress, kids bless me
0:12:13 > 0:12:17# I cleaned up the big mess that Elmsbury was before my arrival
0:12:17 > 0:12:21# Right till I washed all the bad blood out like a tidal wave
0:12:21 > 0:12:23# See I crave kids badly behaved
0:12:23 > 0:12:26# And I grow them, show them the Natty C way
0:12:26 > 0:12:29# I'm a hero type of dude you can't get near, yo!
0:12:29 > 0:12:31# Head teacher, head of year
0:12:31 > 0:12:34# I fear no authority cos there ain't none above me
0:12:34 > 0:12:37# I found out how to make these kids love me
0:12:37 > 0:12:39# Show respect and I'll start rewarding them
0:12:39 > 0:12:42# Let them leave detention early before it ends
0:12:42 > 0:12:45# Then I climb on top of the tallest tower
0:12:45 > 0:12:49- # And shout out - # Behold my awesome power
0:12:49 > 0:12:51# Cooler than an Eskimo's elbow
0:12:51 > 0:12:53# Smarter than 47 rhinos
0:12:53 > 0:12:57# Elmsbury is unprepared for the awesome power of...
0:12:57 > 0:13:00# J Carter
0:13:02 > 0:13:06# You can call me the super villain but I'm used to chilling now
0:13:06 > 0:13:09# So don't go hating My work here is done
0:13:09 > 0:13:12# I totally own Nathan played him like a console
0:13:12 > 0:13:15# See I got so much game I could entertain you for yonks, bro
0:13:15 > 0:13:18# I could take a bucking bronco through a rodeo
0:13:18 > 0:13:22# And still have a smooth ride So now you know me-o
0:13:22 > 0:13:24# Super J-O, shh keep a secret identity
0:13:24 > 0:13:27# In case the powers that be might want to mess with me
0:13:27 > 0:13:28# I wouldn't recommend it
0:13:28 > 0:13:32# I'm the type to take a 10ft steel bar and then use my mind to bend it
0:13:32 > 0:13:35# I got the brain of an elephant extra large
0:13:35 > 0:13:38# Shame Nate's just got the face of an elephant
0:13:38 > 0:13:40# But I can't control genes
0:13:40 > 0:13:43# I'm too busy reading minds, man I know what you mean
0:13:43 > 0:13:47# I could address the United Nations and talk for hours
0:13:47 > 0:13:50# I'd be like "Check out my awesome powers."
0:13:50 > 0:13:53But if Darius finds out it was me who broke the wing-mirror
0:13:53 > 0:13:56that HE'S been blamed for, I'm history!
0:13:56 > 0:14:00- Get a grip.- They're closing in. The truth will out!
0:14:00 > 0:14:05- No, it won't.- I'll have to run away. I'll be like the Huckleberry Finn...
0:14:05 > 0:14:08but without the raft. I'm ready. I've got my overnights.
0:14:08 > 0:14:12Mate, shut up, all right. Everything's sweet as, OK?
0:14:12 > 0:14:16Nathan thinks HE'S a genius and Darius thinks I'M a genius.
0:14:16 > 0:14:21- Ah, Big-D, you all right?- Josh, 'sup? - Get to the game OK last night?
0:14:21 > 0:14:24- Hey, Darius, good job yesterday. - Thank you, s-sir.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27I've been thinking. You got so much out of the exercise,
0:14:27 > 0:14:30you should come all week after school. There'll be more of this.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33You're saying I've got more flipping detentions?!
0:14:33 > 0:14:37Nah. Think of them as...responsibility windows. Hmm?
0:14:37 > 0:14:40- See you tonight.- Oh, hang on!
0:14:40 > 0:14:44After school, bottom yard, you're really for it.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47All right!
0:14:51 > 0:14:55You know, I felt like a proper hippy with this stuff at first...
0:14:55 > 0:14:58but the kids, they really seem to respond.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01If you want to get the best out of the kids...
0:15:01 > 0:15:06- get tough. You'll learn. - Like you with the sports team?
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Saw the results of the match last night.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12Never mind. Winning isn't everything(!)
0:15:12 > 0:15:16If Darius hadn't spent the first half with touchy-feely Mr Carter
0:15:16 > 0:15:19- then things might've been different! - Guess we'll never know.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23So, anyway, how's the modelling career going, popster?
0:15:23 > 0:15:26- Let's have a look at the piccies then?- Piccies?
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Well, yeah, you know. Photos.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31The proof of your warm and respectful relationship
0:15:31 > 0:15:33with that bunch of horrors!
0:15:34 > 0:15:36S'cuse me.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42Girls, I need you to take some photos of me.
0:15:42 > 0:15:46- You won't regret this! Get the 'kini out!- Not that kind of photo.
0:15:46 > 0:15:50- What?- Miss, you really shouldn't get people's hopes up. It's not polite.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53I just need you to take some nice, normal photos, that's all.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56- It'll take two minutes. - What's in it for us?
0:15:56 > 0:15:59How about I DON'T make you sing in the choir every day from now
0:15:59 > 0:16:02- until you leave school.- Miss!
0:16:02 > 0:16:05Miss, that's blackmail. That's well underhand.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08As underhand as conning me into posing in a swimsuit
0:16:08 > 0:16:10and sending it into a national magazine.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Hey, Josh, check it out.
0:16:16 > 0:16:20- "Shareball - the game everybody wins."- Mm-hm.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23It's from that book. You going to come?
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Er, no!
0:16:26 > 0:16:27Cheers!
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Oi, Carter!
0:16:34 > 0:16:35Carter!
0:16:40 > 0:16:41Carter!
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Yes, J, you bring any mates?
0:16:43 > 0:16:48- N-no.- D-Man! Well, look, I'm glad you could make it.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Go on, wrestle him, wrestle him!
0:16:50 > 0:16:54OK, everybody grab a ball and I'll tell you the rules.
0:16:54 > 0:16:55You're mine, Carter!
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Whoa, whoa, whoa! Steady on you two!
0:16:58 > 0:17:03- Shareball ain't a contact sport, yeah? You get me?- Yeah.- All right.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08So, er... Object of the game, right,
0:17:08 > 0:17:11you've got to swap as many balls with as many people as possible
0:17:11 > 0:17:16but...! On every swap you must say thank you to that person,
0:17:16 > 0:17:20otherwise the swap doesn't count. Right? OK, here we go and...
0:17:20 > 0:17:21HE BLOWS THE WHISTLE
0:17:21 > 0:17:24- Thank you, Ryan.- Very nice.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26- Thank you.- Thank you.- Thank you.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30- Thank you. Thank you. - Thank you. This time bigger!
0:17:30 > 0:17:32- Thank you.- Thank you...
0:17:33 > 0:17:34Ah, Mr Byron.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Mr Thorne, I was hoping you'd stop by.
0:17:38 > 0:17:42Mr Thorne is under the impression that you've hijacked his court.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46- Would you mind explaining exactly what you're doing?- Shareball.
0:17:46 > 0:17:50It's a shambles. None of them even know what team they're on.
0:17:50 > 0:17:54- They're not on teams. - Then how do you know who's won?
0:17:55 > 0:17:58- Everybody wins. - What's the point in that?!
0:17:58 > 0:18:00It improves self-esteem.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04It's not a sport and I don't want it happening on my court!
0:18:04 > 0:18:08Look, Geoff, I really can't see any harm in them doing this. Now...
0:18:08 > 0:18:10HE BLOWS WHISTLE
0:18:10 > 0:18:14OK, so how many shares did we tot up?
0:18:14 > 0:18:17- KIDS:- 74. 32.- 90.- 40...
0:18:17 > 0:18:20- Phillips?- 16.- 1.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24- C-coach?- What are you doing here?
0:18:24 > 0:18:27Erm...
0:18:27 > 0:18:28Playing...shareball?
0:18:31 > 0:18:35See, sometimes kids need more than just discipline, Mr Thorne.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38Well, seeing as nothing terrible seems to be occurring here
0:18:38 > 0:18:40I might get back to my egg and cress.
0:18:40 > 0:18:44OK, let's keep it going. One more round, here we go. Ready?
0:18:44 > 0:18:47Thank you. Thank you.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Carter, catch this!
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Shareball? Detention? He's everywhere!
0:18:54 > 0:18:57You have to lay all this on Nathan, get a teacher to sort it out.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00Relax, man. I mean, detention's going to be like basketball.
0:19:00 > 0:19:04And plus, Darius can't do anything because Nathan's going to be there.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06I'll be like Ryan's feet. Untouchable!
0:19:06 > 0:19:08- Fight tonight, pass it on. - Yeah, OK.
0:19:08 > 0:19:13No, no, no! For the gazillionth time, there's not going to be a fight!
0:19:13 > 0:19:18Mate, we all know it'll go wrong in the end, and then a good cuffing!
0:19:20 > 0:19:22OK, everyone! Let's get started.
0:19:22 > 0:19:23Here we go...
0:19:23 > 0:19:28- Shall we put the chairs in a circle again, sir?- Don't worry about that.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Mr Carter, would it be OK if I borrowed Agness, Molly
0:19:31 > 0:19:33- and Zoe-Marie for a while? - (Yes!)- Yeah, sure.
0:19:33 > 0:19:37- Come on, girls.- Off you go. OK, the rest of you...
0:19:38 > 0:19:41..honesty worksheets.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44We're going to work in pairs, right. So Ryan and Ash...
0:19:45 > 0:19:47..Jack and Liam,
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Ella and Amy...
0:19:49 > 0:19:50Darius...
0:19:50 > 0:19:52and Josh.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57I want you to find yourself a room down the hall, yeah?
0:19:57 > 0:20:00- Off we go.- What? - Come on, let's get started.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04I need some photos, I need to look gorgeous and I need them now!
0:20:04 > 0:20:07Molly has the camera. Why do WE need to be here?
0:20:07 > 0:20:10So you can enjoy the collaborative experience and tell Mr Thorne
0:20:10 > 0:20:13- what a respectful, fun time we've had!- This is WELL outrageous!
0:20:13 > 0:20:16OK, I went home to get some outfits. What do you think I should wear?
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Um...
0:20:23 > 0:20:26But...w-we can't go.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Why not?
0:20:28 > 0:20:30I can't take it any more!
0:20:30 > 0:20:33Sir, you've got to stop this. Darius is going to beat Josh up.
0:20:33 > 0:20:37- What? They're friends. - No, they're not.
0:20:37 > 0:20:41Darius was angry with you so he decided to take it out on Josh.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43But...we had a breakthrough.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46They just pretended so you'd let Darius off.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Is this true?
0:20:51 > 0:20:54- You should've told me. - No way. I ain't no snitch.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Oh, grow up, Josh!
0:20:56 > 0:21:00This is not about telling tales. What's wrong with you, man?!
0:21:00 > 0:21:02And you! Aggressive behaviour is totally unacceptable.
0:21:02 > 0:21:06Hope you like detention, Darius, cos you'll spend lots of time here.
0:21:06 > 0:21:10Tormenting Josh, breaking the wing-mirror off Byron's car.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12- I didn't do that! - I don't want to hear it!
0:21:12 > 0:21:16Sir, you might as well know...
0:21:16 > 0:21:20I-it was me...that broke the wing-mirror.
0:21:20 > 0:21:25- What?!- You should probably fight him for that.- Ash!
0:21:25 > 0:21:28I shouldn't have threatened him but you blamed me for something
0:21:28 > 0:21:30I didn't do!
0:21:30 > 0:21:33Look, bruv, we've both had a lot of detentions so...
0:21:33 > 0:21:34we're probably equal.
0:21:37 > 0:21:41You know the worst part of this? I thought this stuff was working!
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Now I've got to apologise to Mr Thorne.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46Darius, you may as well get the others back.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Honesty worksheets!
0:21:49 > 0:21:50Idiot!
0:21:52 > 0:21:56Hey... Why d'you take the blame for the wing-mirror thing?
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Cos it was all my fault we got in this mess anyway.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03It's all right for you guys. Now I'm going to get a load of grief.
0:22:03 > 0:22:07- I told them to stick around for a fight.- Oh, hey, Geoff...
0:22:07 > 0:22:09- let me help.- I'm fine.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12- Come on.- Look, what is it?
0:22:13 > 0:22:15I think I owe you an apology.
0:22:15 > 0:22:19You know, maybe my approach does have its flaws.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21- Well, I hate to say I told you so. - Well, good, because...
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Well, I told you so.
0:22:24 > 0:22:28OK, huh. Look, anyway, I'm sorry for causing tension, yeah?
0:22:28 > 0:22:32I know you're under a lot of pressure with your team being
0:22:32 > 0:22:35- bottom of the league and all that. - Second from bottom!
0:22:35 > 0:22:40Maybe you feel...a little threatened by me. That's understandable.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42- Threatened?- Yeah.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44- By you?- Yeah.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47Are you out of your mind?!
0:22:47 > 0:22:48Threatened by you!
0:22:48 > 0:22:52We need to settle this, Carter, right now, you and me, one-on-one.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55First to 11, see who's really best.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00T-This is stupid. I've got to get back to detention.
0:23:00 > 0:23:04Or does your talent stop at..."shareball".
0:23:04 > 0:23:06I'm not getting drawn into this.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09That's right, walk away, you big yellow chicken!
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Now you're just being childish.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14HE IMITATES A CHICKEN
0:23:17 > 0:23:20Right! Bring it on!
0:23:24 > 0:23:27We're losing them. Can you not have a little fight?
0:23:27 > 0:23:30What about lamping Ryan. He usually deserves it!
0:23:30 > 0:23:34Ah, Mr Byron. Er, brother just popped out so would you like to wait
0:23:34 > 0:23:36or book an appointment?
0:23:36 > 0:23:39That's very kind, Carter, but it's YOU I want to see.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42Darius tells me it was you who broke my wing mirror.
0:23:42 > 0:23:47Oh, um... Yeah, that's something I would like to discuss with you,
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Mr Byron, sir...
0:23:49 > 0:23:50- KIDS:- Why are we waiting?
0:23:50 > 0:23:55Ooh, things seem to be getting very nasty down there.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Out of my way!
0:23:57 > 0:24:00You should DEFINITELY get down there right now.
0:24:02 > 0:24:06Or you could just take him down there, punish him in front of them,
0:24:06 > 0:24:09with a good ding around the ears, sir. Your choice.
0:24:18 > 0:24:219-0 to me, you monumental...
0:24:21 > 0:24:23loser!
0:24:26 > 0:24:29Ha! Yes! I got one!
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Ha-ha! In your face!
0:24:43 > 0:24:47Now, go away! Disperse! There's nothing to see here!
0:24:47 > 0:24:49Don't be disgusting!
0:24:49 > 0:24:52I don't care whether you're a teacher or not.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55- Try one more... - You girls! Stay there!
0:24:55 > 0:24:58I wish I hadn't got involved. I ain't Gok Wan! I got rights!
0:24:58 > 0:25:00Pupil-teacher fight?
0:25:02 > 0:25:05- Oh, look! - Teacher-teacher fight! Even better!
0:25:05 > 0:25:07THEY ALL CHEER
0:25:09 > 0:25:13Come on, Geoff! This is ridiculous!
0:25:13 > 0:25:15CAR ALARM GOES OFF
0:25:15 > 0:25:17- KIDS:- Whay!
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Bogoff! >
0:25:19 > 0:25:20Oh, mate! >
0:25:20 > 0:25:23CAR ALARM CONTINUES
0:25:23 > 0:25:26- CAR ALARM STOPS - Ooh!
0:25:35 > 0:25:38There's nothing to see, you can all go home.
0:25:43 > 0:25:47Back to the court, Carter. Best get this over with.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50You haven't won yet... Geoffrey!
0:25:58 > 0:26:02# Hey, Nate, wake up Is your brain on vacation, mate?
0:26:02 > 0:26:06# What are you going to achieve on the court against Thorne?
0:26:06 > 0:26:08# Cos that's not bravery
0:26:08 > 0:26:12# It takes more to walk away from stuff that just ain't worth it
0:26:12 > 0:26:15# Nobody's good at everything nobody's perfect
0:26:15 > 0:26:17# Bad decisions always tend to lead to stress
0:26:17 > 0:26:20# When Josh challenged you to eat 14 Easter eggs
0:26:20 > 0:26:22# In your head you said, "No's the word now"
0:26:22 > 0:26:26# But instead you had a chocolate-related breakdown
0:26:26 > 0:26:28# When you stayed up for a long three nights
0:26:28 > 0:26:31# Trying to clock a level on Zombie Fights
0:26:31 > 0:26:33# Yet there's times you walked away when you ought to stay
0:26:33 > 0:26:36# Like when you turned your back for good on school that day
0:26:36 > 0:26:39# There are bigger fish than Thorne to stop, bruv
0:26:39 > 0:26:41# Save your energy for the Four O'clock Club. #
0:26:41 > 0:26:46# When things get up in your face You decide how you want to behave
0:26:46 > 0:26:51- # And if there's not enough to debate - # Walk away, walk away, walk away
0:26:51 > 0:26:57# So when things get up in your face You decide how you want to behave
0:26:57 > 0:27:03# And if there's not enough to debate Walk away, walk away, walk away. #
0:27:13 > 0:27:15I'll tell you what.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18I'll stick to what I'm good at and leave the basketball to you.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20Oh, right... Well...good.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24- Nice outfit.- Thank you!
0:27:24 > 0:27:27Ah, so when you said you were "friendly" with the pupils,
0:27:27 > 0:27:30what you meant was that you like them to shout abuse at you
0:27:30 > 0:27:33- in front of the entire school. - Shut it, Thorne!
0:27:35 > 0:27:38- Good decision, bro. - What? Walking away from a fight?
0:27:38 > 0:27:41Nah, walking away from basketball. You were shocking.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43Get in the car.
0:27:54 > 0:27:56- # Can't live with them - # And you can't kick them out
0:27:56 > 0:27:58- # When they're up they rub it in your face- # Kick you when you're down
0:27:58 > 0:28:01- # But when no-one understands them - # You know what they're on about
0:28:01 > 0:28:04- # Who is going to be around? - # Got to find the common ground
0:28:04 > 0:28:08# If you know so much about me where do I go from here?
0:28:08 > 0:28:11- # If you see them everyday - # You can never get away
0:28:11 > 0:28:13# Only time that you're the boss four o'clock! #