0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What do you end up somewhere you never planned to?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Wash that stress out like it was shampoo
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# You should stay, it can change
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# There's good days and bad days
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop
0:00:26 > 0:00:30# So the only time is now 4 o'clock, 4 o'clock, 4 o'clock... #
0:00:31 > 0:00:36- You done that history homework, Ryan? - Yeah.- Ash?- Just doing it now.
0:00:36 > 0:00:40- By which I assume you mean, just copying mine?- Exactly.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43- Erm, Ryan?- Hmm?
0:00:43 > 0:00:45- Athlete's foot powder? - Ohh-ohh!
0:00:45 > 0:00:49Mate! Minger powder. Ryan's got minging feet.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53I've never seen that before in my life. Give it back.
0:00:53 > 0:00:58- Not that it's mine. Ash! - Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
0:00:58 > 0:01:02Don't make fun of Ryan. It's not his fault he's got a disease, yeah? Agh!
0:01:02 > 0:01:05- I touched him!- G-G-Guys, cut it out. Miss Andress is...
0:01:05 > 0:01:07CHILDREN GASP
0:01:07 > 0:01:10CHILDREN LAUGH
0:01:12 > 0:01:16W-W-Well, on the bright side, miss, you won't get...
0:01:17 > 0:01:21- ..athlete's foot on your face any more.- Detention!
0:01:22 > 0:01:26Let's brace ourselves for the last week of term. Right.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34- Have you got any plans for summer? - I'm off to Spain.
0:01:34 > 0:01:38- Are you?- What about you? Looking forward to getting fired on Friday?
0:01:38 > 0:01:41What, my assessment? Byron's not going to fire me.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Telling me off is the one thing that genuinely makes him happy.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Yeah, you'll be fine. This term's gone like a dream(!)
0:01:47 > 0:01:51Mr Carter, I won't be able to give you my final assessment
0:01:51 > 0:01:54until the last day of term. I hope that's all right.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56That's fine, sir.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00- Keep me hanging on!- That's good. You've another week to impress him.
0:02:00 > 0:02:05Yeah, five days to turn a bunch of hell-raisers into model pupils.
0:02:05 > 0:02:06Piece of cake!
0:02:06 > 0:02:08So, prize night.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Last year's speaker was a guy that owned a balloon-pump factory.
0:02:11 > 0:02:17Not even a balloon factory but a balloon-PUMP factory.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20- How do we liven it up, then? - Any ideas, Ash?
0:02:20 > 0:02:23# Yeah, just do it Yeah, yeah, do it, bam-bam-bam... #
0:02:23 > 0:02:27Oi, I was listening to B-Mode.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30We were speaking about how we can liven up the prize night.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Well, monkeys make any event go out with a bang.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Especially cheeky ones.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40- You should know. You've got a brain like a monkey.- The music room?
0:02:42 > 0:02:47- Well, trust you three to be late. - But fashionably so, fashionably so.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51I was saying, seeing as it's our last week before summer break,
0:02:51 > 0:02:54I was thinking of having a special musical detention.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Better not be classical music!
0:02:57 > 0:03:00- All right, Zoe-Marie, thank you. - Why thank me, cloth ears?
0:03:00 > 0:03:03I ain't done nothing.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06So, basically, what I'm thinking is, you write a song or a rap
0:03:06 > 0:03:11about how you could do things differently, yeah?
0:03:11 > 0:03:14I might even ask Byron if we can perform it at the prize night.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18Ooh, prize night(!) I'd rather suck one of Ryan's toes.
0:03:18 > 0:03:19LAUGHTER
0:03:19 > 0:03:23- Look, I'm going to go next door and get set up.- I'll help you, sir.
0:03:23 > 0:03:28- No, don't worry.- Honestly, sir, it's no bother.- OK, fine.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32The rest of you, I'm trusting you to behave while I'm gone.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37- I ain't rapping with this lot. - Yeah, we've met B-Mode,
0:03:37 > 0:03:41which is better than performing with a bunch of detention losers.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44You really don't see the irony in what you just said, do you?
0:03:44 > 0:03:50Wait a minute. We can get B-Mode to come to the prize night
0:03:50 > 0:03:52and then he can give the speech.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56Yeah. When B-Mode says yes, you can ask Father Christmas and Doctor Who.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02# It's all coming together at the right time
0:04:02 > 0:04:04# I might be the guy lighting up the prize night
0:04:04 > 0:04:07# People are going to freak when they see B-Mode
0:04:07 > 0:04:10# Me and Nate will play it cool Just a guy we know
0:04:10 > 0:04:11# Everyone will praise my name
0:04:11 > 0:04:14# And the keynote will never be the same again
0:04:14 > 0:04:16# And I'll say it to anybody who wanted to listen
0:04:16 > 0:04:19# This time, man, it's going to be different
0:04:19 > 0:04:20# So from this point on
0:04:21 > 0:04:24# It'll never be the same again
0:04:24 > 0:04:26# Never be the same again
0:04:26 > 0:04:31# And I wanna see you prove me wrong this time
0:04:31 > 0:04:34# It'll never be the same again
0:04:34 > 0:04:36# Never be the same again
0:04:36 > 0:04:38# I should never forget just why it was I came back
0:04:38 > 0:04:41# So sick and tired of hearing all the same chat
0:04:41 > 0:04:44# From all of my mates Cos they were trouble, like me
0:04:44 > 0:04:45# But they never saw how much more I might be
0:04:45 > 0:04:48# With a textbook and an HB pencil
0:04:48 > 0:04:51# Byron's blinded He can't see the potential
0:04:51 > 0:04:53# Who else has these credentials?
0:04:53 > 0:04:56# I left school as a problem child I've got to smile
0:04:56 > 0:04:58# Because from this point on
0:05:00 > 0:05:04# It'll never be the same again Never be the same again
0:05:04 > 0:05:09# And I wanna see you prove me wrong this time
0:05:09 > 0:05:14# It'll never be the same again Never be the same again
0:05:14 > 0:05:16# This year's prize night? Got it covered
0:05:16 > 0:05:19# So smart I go over your head just like a toupee
0:05:19 > 0:05:21# Cash in my ideas at the bank
0:05:21 > 0:05:24# When you go home happy Remember me to Frank
0:05:24 > 0:05:25# Ahh! #
0:05:25 > 0:05:30Listen up. Josh Carter will make this year's prize night the best one ever!
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Shut up, Carter, you big head!
0:05:32 > 0:05:36Talking of big heads, Ryan said your head is way too big to fit in this.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40- Are you saying I've a big head? - I wasn't saying anything!
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Yeah, you were like, "Zoe-Marie's got a head like a pumpkin!"
0:05:43 > 0:05:47At least I ain't got a pinhead like you, you pin-head pin-face.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Your head is so small it's like a bean with eyes.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53You shouldn't be called Ryan. You should be called Mr Mini Head.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56You should prove that your head's not that big.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Yeah. Get a load of this.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00No, don't do that, it's stupid!
0:06:00 > 0:06:04We'll see who looks stupid when I've got my head in this thing.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07- LAUGHTER - Now who looks stupid, stupid.
0:06:08 > 0:06:13Poor Mr Carter. You've gone out your way to inspire them this term,
0:06:13 > 0:06:15but some of them are as bad as ever.
0:06:15 > 0:06:19Actually, people seem enthusiastic about what we're doing today.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Sir, you know as well as I do that it's only a matter of time
0:06:22 > 0:06:26- until something goes wrong.- Agness, you need a little more faith.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29CLATTERING
0:06:29 > 0:06:33Get it off me! Quick. Get it off me!
0:06:33 > 0:06:38Get it off my head! Get it off me!
0:06:38 > 0:06:42The poor girl had to be cut free by firemen!
0:06:42 > 0:06:45We're lucky there wasn't permanent damage.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Sadly, the same can't be said for the school tuba.
0:06:48 > 0:06:52I just wanted to do something different for the detention kids.
0:06:52 > 0:06:57- I didn't mean to...- Your first duty was supervision, Mr Carter,
0:06:57 > 0:07:01and in that respect, you have failed in the highest degree.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12I heard about Zoe-Marie.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Yeah. Byron gave me a massive carpeting. Again.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Thanks to you, my department has to find money for a new tuba.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Forgive me if I don't have a lot of sympathy at the moment.
0:07:21 > 0:07:26- But you said I should...- Impress him? You certainly got MY attention.
0:07:31 > 0:07:35- So sorry to hear you'll be leaving us.- What?
0:07:35 > 0:07:38No, Byron's decision isn't going to be made till the end of the week.
0:07:38 > 0:07:39No. Of course.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43It's been interesting working with you, Mr Carter.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55This is your doing.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03# Down, down, down
0:08:03 > 0:08:06# I let myself down, down, down
0:08:06 > 0:08:10# I let everybody down, down, down
0:08:10 > 0:08:12# Just another epic fail
0:08:12 > 0:08:15# It's just another epic fail
0:08:15 > 0:08:18# Come on, Mr Carter, your time's up The usual suspect in the line-up
0:08:18 > 0:08:21# Now I can't stop moping around Maybe I should go throw in the towel
0:08:21 > 0:08:23# Byron will never give a good report
0:08:23 > 0:08:25# The man has never said anything good before
0:08:25 > 0:08:29# So why would he start here after all I've done in the past year?
0:08:29 > 0:08:31# All the times that I fight with the staff, ahhh
0:08:31 > 0:08:34# All the time I was lying to Byron
0:08:34 > 0:08:36# What's the point and why was I trying?
0:08:36 > 0:08:37# All the times that I double-crossed Josh
0:08:37 > 0:08:39# He must've had enough of that tosh
0:08:39 > 0:08:41# I tried to make a difference at first
0:08:41 > 0:08:44# Only succeeded in making it worse They should call me Mr Poo
0:08:44 > 0:08:46# Cos that's what everything I touch turns into
0:08:46 > 0:08:47# If I leave, who's going to say I miss you
0:08:47 > 0:08:49# Look at all the failure I've been through
0:08:49 > 0:08:52# I should quit before the report Excellent, good, average or poor
0:08:52 > 0:08:54# It's a fact it's not worth running from
0:08:54 > 0:08:56# Yep, it's time to find another job
0:08:56 > 0:08:58# Down, down, down
0:08:58 > 0:09:01# I let myself down, down, down
0:09:01 > 0:09:05# I let everybody down, down, down
0:09:05 > 0:09:07# Just another epic fail
0:09:07 > 0:09:10# It's just another epic fail. #
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Oh, hello, lovely. Did you have a good day?
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Yeah. Kind of.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22- What are you doing? - Oh, just sorting through these bills.
0:09:22 > 0:09:26I don't know what I'd do if we didn't have your wages coming in
0:09:26 > 0:09:27to help pay for all of this.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Shelf-stacker...?
0:09:32 > 0:09:34HE SIGHS
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Florist!
0:09:36 > 0:09:38HE LAUGHS
0:09:42 > 0:09:47Hey - is that my phone?! Oi! You don't touch that.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50What are you doing, anyway?
0:09:50 > 0:09:51NN-Nothing.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54W-W-What were you doing?
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Nothing.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Look, I ain't giving up, all right?
0:10:09 > 0:10:11We've got six weeks of summer ahead of us.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14I ain't having people forgetting how much of a legend I am.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17- I need B-Mode's direct line. - Where will you get that from?
0:10:17 > 0:10:20- It's in Nathan's phone. - He's not going to let you have it.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23That's where you plugholes come in.
0:10:31 > 0:10:36So, sir, do we have what it takes to become street-dance champions?
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Maybe. And if you practise.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42- Can you show us, sir? - No, Ash, it's... What are you doing?
0:10:42 > 0:10:45You don't want to get sweaty - athlete's foot!
0:10:45 > 0:10:48- Basically...- I'm not dancing.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50THEY ALL TALK AT ONCE
0:10:50 > 0:10:54I don't have time for this. Can I have my jacket back, please?
0:10:54 > 0:10:58I just remembered - there's somewhere I've got to be, sir.
0:10:58 > 0:10:59- Yeah.- Thanks, sir.- Bye!
0:11:01 > 0:11:05Give something back to the kids, yeah? Yeah, man.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07I'd love to give the speech. Totally.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Yeah, that would be excellent, B-Mode,
0:11:09 > 0:11:12um, my old friend.
0:11:12 > 0:11:18Yeah, it'll be ice cold. I might even squeak out a couple of tunes.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21No freaking way?!
0:11:21 > 0:11:24Nate, are you all right, bruv?
0:11:24 > 0:11:26HE CLEARS HIS THROAT Yeah.
0:11:26 > 0:11:31- It's just your voice sounds a little different.- I've just got a cold.
0:11:31 > 0:11:36Anyway, I've got to go. See you Friday, B-Mode.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Yeah.
0:11:38 > 0:11:42Spread the news - Josh Carter has officially saved prize night.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45Now all I gotta do is tell Byron the good news.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50- Hey, bruv, give us a hug. - Hey! What's that for?
0:11:50 > 0:11:55- You just looked like you needed it. - Aw. Thanks, bruv.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18MOBILE RINGS
0:12:21 > 0:12:26- Hello?- Bruv, I've had a crazy idea - you should join me on stage.
0:12:26 > 0:12:30We'd be massive together. Speak later, yeah? Peace.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Hey, Josh, you're not going to believe what happened today.
0:12:36 > 0:12:41If it happened to you at school, it's probably not that interesting.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Yeah? Well, check this out, right?
0:12:43 > 0:12:46I'm packing up my desk, because...
0:12:48 > 0:12:53Well, just because. ..and my phone rings, and it's B-Mode.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57And he offers me a job!
0:12:57 > 0:13:01I mean, honestly, bruv, the timing could not be better.
0:13:01 > 0:13:02So, um...
0:13:03 > 0:13:05HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:13:05 > 0:13:08So, look, um, I'm thinking of, you know, quitting teaching.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11HE HUMS
0:13:11 > 0:13:12Josh, I know this is a lot to take in,
0:13:12 > 0:13:14but you must have something to say.
0:13:14 > 0:13:18# Yeah, do it, do it Yeah, do it, yeah, yeah, yeah. #
0:13:18 > 0:13:22Yeah... Well, I'm hearing you. I'm hearing you.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Dear Mr Byron...
0:13:29 > 0:13:33I regret to inform you...
0:13:35 > 0:13:38..of my decision...
0:13:41 > 0:13:43..to leave Elmsbury.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51KNOCK ON DOOR Enter!
0:13:51 > 0:13:56Oh, tell me, what do I get the woman who has everything?
0:13:56 > 0:13:59Vouchers?
0:13:59 > 0:14:03I am not getting my mother vouchers!
0:14:04 > 0:14:07OK. Um...this is for you.
0:14:07 > 0:14:08I'll look at it later.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Quitter.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21This means we'll get some total ploppy for detention next year.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23THEY ALL SPEAK AT ONCE
0:14:24 > 0:14:27Late again?
0:14:27 > 0:14:30Yeah, cos I was just getting Byron's permission
0:14:30 > 0:14:33- to bring B-Mode to the prize night. - So what?
0:14:33 > 0:14:36All right. Don't thank me all at once.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39Well, your brother's just told us that he's resigned.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42- What do you mean, resigned? - As in leaving Elmsbury.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44What?! Since when?
0:14:44 > 0:14:47I told you the last night.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50You were all, like, "Yeah, yeah, come on, do it."
0:14:50 > 0:14:53I was listening to B-Mode. You idiot!
0:14:53 > 0:14:58- Oh.- Maybe you would know if you weren't so out of touch.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01I'm not that out of touch, Josh.
0:15:01 > 0:15:05- B-Mode offered me a gig.- What? B-Mode didn't mention that to me.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07When did you speak to B-Mode?
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Josh, what have you done?
0:15:14 > 0:15:18So, when you were talking about this prize night gig,
0:15:18 > 0:15:23I thought you were offering me a GIG gig, like, a job.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26I was just trying to do something cool for my school.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28B-Mode don't like being deceived.
0:15:30 > 0:15:31Come on, bruv.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34We'll have to find something else to fall back on.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Look, if you do need someone else to join your crew,
0:15:37 > 0:15:40- you could do worse than Nathan. - Josh, leave it.
0:15:40 > 0:15:44He still has it. I've heard him rapping in the shower.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46And he has no job, B-Mode.
0:15:46 > 0:15:50- No other skills, no talents. - Yeah, I think you've said enough.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Look, he'll end up on the streets,
0:15:52 > 0:15:55- trying to sell his body parts for medical research.- Let's go.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58It's not like you owe it to him. He gave you your first big break.
0:15:58 > 0:16:02You know what? I do have a hole in my crew.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05I could do with a new hype man. You up for it, Natty?
0:16:05 > 0:16:08You serious?
0:16:08 > 0:16:13Yeah, well, he wants his own dressing room, first pick of the girls,
0:16:13 > 0:16:15a solid-gold toilet, the standard stuff.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:16:17 > 0:16:18We'll talk business tomorrow night.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21So you're still coming to prize night?
0:16:21 > 0:16:25- B-Mode honours his commitments, yeah.- Nice one, B.
0:16:25 > 0:16:26Thanks, bruv.
0:16:26 > 0:16:30Well, it's about time you got back to doing something you're good at.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Soon you'll be standing where I am, Natty-C -
0:16:32 > 0:16:33with the world at your feet.
0:16:38 > 0:16:39I'm glad he's going.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43Yeah, the less teachers in this school, the better.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Who are we on about again?
0:16:45 > 0:16:47- Mr Carter. - I got tuba-itis cos of him.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49There's no such thing as tuba-itis.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Yeah, there is. It's like trumpet syndrome, but it's worse.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55Either way, detentions was a lot more interesting with Mr Carter.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Yeah, it beat just doing lines.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01Let's face it - he's the best teacher we ever had.
0:17:01 > 0:17:05We should do something to say thanks.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07- We should get him. - We're not getting him a monkey.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09It needs to be something special.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17- What?! - We need you.
0:17:17 > 0:17:24..which brings us to the award for Best Sporting Achievement,
0:17:24 > 0:17:28which goes to Sanya Zuvela,
0:17:28 > 0:17:33for her success in this year's borough judo competition.
0:17:41 > 0:17:42This is well boring!
0:17:42 > 0:17:49- We shall now take a short comfort break...- Yes!
0:17:49 > 0:17:52..while we prepare for the final prize of the evening.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58- You assured me B-Mode would be here.- He's on his way, sir.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00He just phoned me up to say he stopped off
0:18:00 > 0:18:05at the hip-hop supplies wholesale...retailer...people.
0:18:05 > 0:18:09- HE CLEARS HIS THROAT - Hi. Hello, everyone.
0:18:09 > 0:18:16Could I have Ryan, Ash, Molly, Zoe-Marie, Agness and Josh up here?
0:18:17 > 0:18:18Please.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24I know these aren't exactly the kind of kids
0:18:24 > 0:18:26you expect to see up on stage at prize night,
0:18:26 > 0:18:30but having spent time with them in the 4 O'Clock Club
0:18:30 > 0:18:34and I think they deserve a prize too.
0:18:35 > 0:18:39So, Agness, you win the award for being helpful.
0:18:40 > 0:18:41Thanks, sir. What do I get?
0:18:41 > 0:18:44You get to help me give out the other awards.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46- Good idea, sir.- Yeah.
0:18:46 > 0:18:51And, Molly, you win for intelligence, stubbornness
0:18:51 > 0:18:53and well-placed sarcasm.
0:18:53 > 0:18:57Zoe-Marie, I know a lot of people think you're overly aggressive.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00Shut up and give me my award, all right?
0:19:00 > 0:19:04- Right.- Thanks. Soz for interrupting.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Ash, I wish I could be as upbeat as you every day.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Try having your brain removed.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Josh, you win for being my brother.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12That's like an award for being born.
0:19:12 > 0:19:16And, Ryan, you win for courage.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Cos you're scared of everything, but you do it anyway.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Only cos they make me.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Thank you. We ARE on a timetable.
0:19:29 > 0:19:35- As I was saying, this year has... - We wanted to say something.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40So, just as we rehearsed, yeah? Let it flow. All right?
0:19:42 > 0:19:44MUSIC BEGINS
0:19:45 > 0:19:49# This is a special message to Mr Carter from
0:19:49 > 0:19:51- # Zoe-Marie!- Agness!
0:19:51 > 0:19:54- # Ash!- Ryan!- Molly!- Josh!
0:19:54 > 0:19:59# Before you, we always hated school
0:19:59 > 0:20:02# The truth is, we still do
0:20:02 > 0:20:03# But only a little bit
0:20:03 > 0:20:06# Who'd have thought you'd be more than just another just another idiot?
0:20:06 > 0:20:10# Before you, we always hated school
0:20:10 > 0:20:12# The truth is, we still do
0:20:12 > 0:20:13# But only a little bit
0:20:13 > 0:20:17# Who'd have thought you'd be more than just another just another idiot?
0:20:17 > 0:20:19# I just want to say thanks to Mr Carter
0:20:19 > 0:20:22# I used to punch hard Now I punch less harder
0:20:22 > 0:20:24# And I try not to lose it
0:20:24 > 0:20:27# Now I only punch pillows because they don't get bruises
0:20:27 > 0:20:29# I'm really impressed with you, sir
0:20:29 > 0:20:32# Because you really were quite rubbish at first
0:20:32 > 0:20:36# But I've learned from you that sometimes I give too much chat
0:20:36 > 0:20:38# You're probably right about that
0:20:38 > 0:20:40# Let me tell you that I love monkeys
0:20:40 > 0:20:42# Tall ones, short ones, fat ones Trust me
0:20:42 > 0:20:47# Furry, funky monkey's through... Oh, we think Mr Carter's cool
0:20:47 > 0:20:51# Most teachers reckon I'm a know-it-all
0:20:51 > 0:20:52# Kind of makes it harder when I go to school
0:20:52 > 0:20:55# But you were different from the very first week
0:20:55 > 0:20:58# Thanks for seeing the boy behind the geek
0:20:58 > 0:21:01# Before you, we always hated school
0:21:01 > 0:21:02# The truth is, we still do
0:21:02 > 0:21:05# But only a little bit
0:21:05 > 0:21:08# Who'd have thought you'd be more than just another idiot
0:21:08 > 0:21:11# Before you, we always hated school
0:21:11 > 0:21:15# The truth is, we still do But only a little bit
0:21:15 > 0:21:18# Who'd have thought you'd be more than just another idiot?
0:21:18 > 0:21:21# When I misunderstood I feel awkward
0:21:21 > 0:21:23# Like me and Zoe-Marie on fast-forward
0:21:23 > 0:21:26# As if I'm talking a whole different language
0:21:26 > 0:21:29# Thanks for taking the time to understand it
0:21:29 > 0:21:32# I never thought I'd see the day where I gave you praise
0:21:32 > 0:21:34# But here it is, bruv, take it away
0:21:34 > 0:21:36# I must admit I thought How could it work?
0:21:36 > 0:21:39- # You and a school is like a cow and a church ALL:- Weird!
0:21:39 > 0:21:43# But now that you're here I kind of realise
0:21:43 > 0:21:44# I should have no fear
0:21:44 > 0:21:48# Cos who better to watch my back than my own flesh and blood
0:21:48 > 0:21:50# And this ain't jokes this is just love... #
0:21:50 > 0:21:53- Three cheers for Mr Carter! Hip, hip!- ALL: Hooray!
0:21:53 > 0:21:56- Hip, hip!- ALL:- Hooray!- ALL:- Hooray!
0:21:58 > 0:22:02# Before you, we always hated school
0:22:02 > 0:22:06# The truth is, we still do But only a little bit
0:22:06 > 0:22:09# Who'd have thought you'd be more than just another idiot?
0:22:09 > 0:22:12# Before you, we always hated school
0:22:12 > 0:22:16# The truth is, we still do But only a little bit
0:22:16 > 0:22:19# Who'd have thought you'd be more than just another idiot? #
0:22:21 > 0:22:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:22:30 > 0:22:33I can't believe you did that for me, man.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Well, it is kind of my fault that you resigned, so.
0:22:36 > 0:22:37You think I actually made a difference?
0:22:37 > 0:22:41Well, d'oh. The kids here love you, you know?
0:22:41 > 0:22:44You're going to be missed.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47SCREAMING
0:22:49 > 0:22:52Yes! J-Carter - the man, the legend.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55I should never have resigned.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59- What about the letter? - The letter?
0:23:01 > 0:23:05- Excuse me. Sorry! Hi, B-Mode. - Bye, B-mode.
0:23:32 > 0:23:33Yes! It's here.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36So just to recap on my main points, yeah?
0:23:36 > 0:23:40Stay in school. Don't disrespect adults.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Eat five fruit or vegetables a day.
0:23:46 > 0:23:47Peace out!
0:23:49 > 0:23:50Bring back balloon-pump guy!
0:23:56 > 0:23:59Wise words there, Mr Mode.
0:24:00 > 0:24:06And now for the climax of our evening, the final award -
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Teacher of the Year.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10This year, the award goes to...
0:24:12 > 0:24:13Mr Carter!
0:24:13 > 0:24:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:24:16 > 0:24:17What have I done now?!
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Would you come on up to the stage?
0:24:27 > 0:24:29- What is it? - The Teacher of the Year award.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34Who do you want me to give it to?
0:24:34 > 0:24:35It's for you.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38What?!
0:24:39 > 0:24:42You said I'd failed.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44After that stuff with the tuba and everything else.
0:24:44 > 0:24:48Mr Carter, Nathan, you have tried harder than any teacher
0:24:48 > 0:24:50I've seen in a long time,
0:24:50 > 0:24:54and we only fail in life by not trying.
0:24:54 > 0:24:59And I shan't be needing your resignation.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03This isn't my resignation letter.
0:25:03 > 0:25:07This...is my resignation letter.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09- Isn't it?- N-N-No.
0:25:09 > 0:25:13That was the gift voucher I was going to give to my mother
0:25:13 > 0:25:17for her birthday. LAUGHTER
0:25:20 > 0:25:24See? Told you? Best prize night ever.
0:25:25 > 0:25:29# How did time fly so fast? Yesterday seemed like the start
0:25:29 > 0:25:31# From the beginning right to the last
0:25:31 > 0:25:32# All the fights are in the past
0:25:32 > 0:25:34# For everything that we argue on
0:25:34 > 0:25:36# There were good things we can't prove wrong
0:25:36 > 0:25:37# Maybe we'll do it all again
0:25:37 > 0:25:39# Can't believe it's the end of term
0:25:39 > 0:25:41# Remember the ups And the downs
0:25:41 > 0:25:42# Love that noise
0:25:42 > 0:25:45# That's the sound of everyone being glad about
0:25:45 > 0:25:47# How the future is mapping out
0:25:47 > 0:25:50# All our friends gathered round arguments don't matter now
0:25:50 > 0:25:53# If you're on your own, grab a pal everybody clap and shout
0:25:53 > 0:25:59# You know me I can get by on my own
0:25:59 > 0:26:07# But I'm twice as strong with you, yeah
0:26:07 > 0:26:09# When these school days
0:26:09 > 0:26:13# Come to an end, you'll change
0:26:13 > 0:26:15# So let's enjoy this moment, right
0:26:15 > 0:26:17# Let's enjoy this moment, right
0:26:17 > 0:26:19# Let's enjoy this moment, right
0:26:19 > 0:26:21# Let's enjoy this moment, right
0:26:21 > 0:26:23- # So many memories - I can't choose one
0:26:23 > 0:26:25- # So many friends - I can't lose one
0:26:25 > 0:26:28# Zoe-Marie, Agness, Molly Ash, Ryan Melanie, Andress, Emo, Byron... #
0:26:28 > 0:26:29# Ha! Yeah, can't forget Byron.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31# Today, man, I almost liked him
0:26:31 > 0:26:33# And what about you and Ms Poppy
0:26:33 > 0:26:34# You never know, man, one day properly
0:26:34 > 0:26:36# Oh, yeah, well you keep on dreaming
0:26:36 > 0:26:38# I will, that's how I feel this evening
0:26:38 > 0:26:39# What, like anything's possible?
0:26:39 > 0:26:41# Yeah, school used to feel horrible
0:26:41 > 0:26:44# I know what you mean, man sometimes school's a joke
0:26:44 > 0:26:45# Without a punchline
0:26:45 > 0:26:46# I even hated the Elmsbury emblem
0:26:46 > 0:26:48# I guess you can learn a lot from detention
0:26:48 > 0:26:55# You know me, I can get by on my own
0:26:56 > 0:27:02# But I'm twice as strong with you yeah
0:27:02 > 0:27:04# When these school days
0:27:04 > 0:27:08# Come to an end you'll change
0:27:08 > 0:27:12# So let's enjoy this moment, right let's enjoy this moment, right
0:27:12 > 0:27:15# Let's enjoy this moment, right let's enjoy this moment, right
0:27:15 > 0:27:23# You know me, I can get by on my own
0:27:23 > 0:27:29# But I'm twice as strong with you, yeah
0:27:29 > 0:27:35# When these school days come to an end you'll change
0:27:35 > 0:27:39# So let's enjoy this moment, right let's enjoy this moment, right
0:27:39 > 0:27:42# Let's enjoy this moment, right let's enjoy this moment, right. #
0:27:42 > 0:27:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:27:53 > 0:27:58# But I'm twice as strong with you, yeah
0:27:58 > 0:28:05# When these school days come to an end you'll change
0:28:05 > 0:28:08# So let's enjoy this moment, right let's enjoy this moment, right
0:28:08 > 0:28:12# Let's enjoy this moment, right let's enjoy this moment, right. #