0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?
0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Wash that stress out like it was shampoo
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# You should stay It can change
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# There's good days and bad days
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# But one day down in line this time be sure to stop
0:00:26 > 0:00:30# So the only time is now - 4 o'clock! 4 o'clock! #
0:01:31 > 0:01:34My parents want me to get more involved with school activities.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36I don't know why you find it so amusing.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39- Because you're acting in the school assembly.- In Cinderella.
0:01:39 > 0:01:45It's not like I'm being Cinderella. Besides, it's not even Cinderella.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47It's a modern take of the Cinderella story.
0:01:47 > 0:01:51It's a modern take on you being a massive girl.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53If you don't want us to take the mick,
0:01:53 > 0:01:56then maybe you should do more manly activities,
0:01:56 > 0:01:58like wrestling, burping and video games...
0:01:58 > 0:02:01You sayin' girls ain't no good at games?
0:02:01 > 0:02:03- Everyone knows that.- Shut up, yeah?
0:02:03 > 0:02:06- I'm well awesome at... - Video games.- Yeah.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Well, I reckon I could kick your butt at any game in existence.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11You reckon? So why don't... you know... thingy?
0:02:11 > 0:02:14- Prove it?- Yeah. Prove it. - All right. Name your game.
0:02:14 > 0:02:19- Princess Dance-athon.- Princess Dance-athon's a girl's game.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21I thought you could kick her butt at any game?
0:02:21 > 0:02:23You did walk into that one.
0:02:23 > 0:02:24Yeah, don't try and worm your way
0:02:24 > 0:02:26out of it now, you hairy chicken.
0:02:26 > 0:02:27All right, All right.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Princess Dance-athon, this Friday, in the AV room.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Yeah, hope you like the feeling of, you know, thingy.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36- Defeat.- Will you stop finishing my...whatevers!
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Sentences.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43Princess Dance-athon. Now who's manly?
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Mate, you're going to look well stupid. Have you even played that?
0:02:46 > 0:02:50I could get a copy of it after school. I mean, how hard can it be?
0:02:50 > 0:02:55Everyone knows I have awesome dance moves. Check it.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01ALARM BELL RINGS
0:03:01 > 0:03:03LAUGHTER AND CHATTER
0:03:03 > 0:03:06- Carter!- Mr Byron. Is that a new tie?
0:03:06 > 0:03:11I'm liking the stripes, you know, a bit of retro-chic.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Classic.
0:03:13 > 0:03:14What next?
0:03:14 > 0:03:17This term alone he's broken the school fish tank,
0:03:17 > 0:03:20tainted the school water supply and blocked the boy's toilets.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Technically, that was just one incident.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32The boy is a menace.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36Unless something is done, he will be the second Carter brother
0:03:36 > 0:03:38to fail his way through Elmsbury.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Yes, sir. I'll deal with it.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46So I've got a week's detention with my brother. Big deal.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Detention's going to eat into your training
0:03:49 > 0:03:51for your girly dance game showdown thing.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54So? I'll bunk off a few lessons to make up for it.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56There's bound to be tutorials online.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58- I can just watch it on my phone. - You can't bunk off!
0:03:58 > 0:04:00What's the worst that could happen?
0:04:00 > 0:04:03- Another week's detention? I'm so scared!- You should be scared.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05- What's up, bruv? - It's "sir" from now on.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07It's a what now...?
0:04:07 > 0:04:10When we're in school, you call me sir or Mr Carter.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Get a grip!
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Do we have to call you sir as well, sir?
0:04:14 > 0:04:17We already had to call him sir, you fish nugget.
0:04:17 > 0:04:18Sir.
0:04:18 > 0:04:23From now on, my eyes are going to be like lasers. I'll be your shadow.
0:04:23 > 0:04:27If I get even a sniff of trouble, I'll be on you like a puma.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30I'll tell mum you hit me.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32I'll tell her you told me you'd tell her I hit you.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34I'll tell mum you hit me then that you said
0:04:34 > 0:04:35you'd tell her I said you hit me.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38I'll tell mum you told me you'd tell her I hit you,
0:04:38 > 0:04:42and then I'll tell her you told me you'd tell her I told you that.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45The point is, from now on in, I'm going to make it my business
0:04:45 > 0:04:47to keep you out of trouble.
0:04:47 > 0:04:48Do you understand?
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Bring it on...sir.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55# Over 3,000 schools in the country
0:04:55 > 0:04:58# Someone tell me why he picked my one, please
0:04:58 > 0:05:00# Look how old he's become
0:05:00 > 0:05:02# He's like my brother, dad and granddad rolled into one
0:05:02 > 0:05:04# Such a cheeky little know-it-all
0:05:04 > 0:05:06How does he go through school without coppin' it?
0:05:06 > 0:05:08# Have to put a stop to it
0:05:08 > 0:05:11# This is my job and it's serious It ain't a joke
0:05:11 > 0:05:13# And today it won't be ruined by my baby bro
0:05:13 > 0:05:15# Huh! He thinks he's so clean-cut
0:05:15 > 0:05:18# And he was even worse than me as a teen but
0:05:18 > 0:05:20# Now he thinks that he can turn around and teach us
0:05:20 > 0:05:23# Well, I think you've got a short memory, bruv
0:05:23 > 0:05:26# Huh, he thinks he's so cool, look
0:05:26 > 0:05:29# Running round like a small crook as if it's all good
0:05:29 > 0:05:32# But as any teacher or any school should
0:05:32 > 0:05:34# I'm getting reacquainted with the rule book
0:05:34 > 0:05:36# He's not ready for me, man trust me
0:05:36 > 0:05:39# I've got so much dirt on him he can't touch me
0:05:39 > 0:05:41# And if he does he'll get burnt like a candlestick
0:05:41 > 0:05:44# I'm the boss, now let's see how he handles it
0:05:44 > 0:05:47# He's not ready for me, man trust me
0:05:47 > 0:05:49# I've got so much dirt on him he can't touch me
0:05:49 > 0:05:52# And if he does he'll get burnt like a candlestick
0:05:52 > 0:05:54# I'm the boss, now let's see how he handles it
0:05:54 > 0:05:57# Sensible shoes to be worn with the uniform
0:05:57 > 0:06:00# And no sneaking in your own books through the door
0:06:00 > 0:06:02# And you could never back-chat to a teacher
0:06:02 > 0:06:05# Matter of fact, just call me "sir" when I meet ya
0:06:05 > 0:06:07# And if he likes we can battle in the school halls
0:06:07 > 0:06:10# But at home he knows I'm ignoring all rules
0:06:10 > 0:06:13# And if thinks I'll call him "sir" then he's got a twist
0:06:13 > 0:06:15# At the very best I guess I might just call him "Miss"
0:06:15 > 0:06:18# Disrespect for your peers is a no-go zone
0:06:18 > 0:06:20# So is use of your mobile phone right?
0:06:20 > 0:06:23# Any time except break in the school day
0:06:23 > 0:06:25# And any place, too even in the hallway
0:06:25 > 0:06:28# Only one word for that guy - "spanner"
0:06:28 > 0:06:31# Now he's at Elmsbury high my manor
0:06:31 > 0:06:33# And he can have me in detention for a year
0:06:33 > 0:06:36# I'll still keep singing the same sentence in his ear
0:06:36 > 0:06:38# He's not ready for me, man trust me
0:06:38 > 0:06:40# I've got so much dirt on him he can't touch me
0:06:40 > 0:06:43# And if he does he'll get burnt like a candlestick
0:06:43 > 0:06:46# I'm the boss, now let's see how he handles it
0:06:46 > 0:06:48# He's not ready for me, man trust me
0:06:48 > 0:06:51# I've got so much dirt on him he can't touch me
0:06:51 > 0:06:54# And if he does he'll get burnt like a candlestick
0:06:54 > 0:06:56# I'm the boss, now let's see how he handles it. #
0:06:56 > 0:06:58BELL RINGS
0:06:58 > 0:07:00DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:07:06 > 0:07:07- MUSIC STOPS - Hey!
0:07:07 > 0:07:12You got homework, bruv. I told you - till you start focusing,
0:07:12 > 0:07:16there's no TV, no music, no going out, and definitely no video games.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18But I need to play that game.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20I've got a reputation to maintain, man.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23What about me? I've got a reputation to maintain, too.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26- Come on, Nathan, this is serious. - Na-na-na-na.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29- Na-na-na. - Na-na-na-na! See the homework.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:07:50 > 0:07:55- Exit, Cinderella.- And cue Ryan...!
0:07:55 > 0:07:58My prince. A golden slipper!
0:07:58 > 0:08:00It's a glass slipper, Ryan.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02- I said glass.- You said golden.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04- No, I Didn't!- Did, didiot!
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Stop. OK, we need to get this right.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07I did get it right.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Did not, Ryan.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Mr Byron has made it perfectly clear that he won't tolerate
0:08:11 > 0:08:14another assembly ending in disaster.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17So we need to make this the most impressive, most perfect,
0:08:17 > 0:08:20most disaster-free Friday assembly that Elmsbury has ever seen.
0:08:20 > 0:08:21Are we clear on that?
0:08:21 > 0:08:25I wish they'd all end like that last one. It was classic.
0:08:25 > 0:08:31Mrs Bachelor's wig caught alight. She was severely traumatised.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34- You did get the line wrong, Ryan. - Shut-up!- Stop it!
0:08:34 > 0:08:35If you're going to argue,
0:08:35 > 0:08:38- I'd rather you dropped out. - No, I can't!
0:08:38 > 0:08:41My mum says quitters who show jitters will never be big hitters.
0:08:41 > 0:08:46Plus, she'll shout at me. I have to do this.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50Stop getting it wrong. Let's go from the top. OK.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53BELL RINGS
0:09:01 > 0:09:03You're loving this.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Oh, yeah, right. Sure. I mean, what could be more fun
0:09:06 > 0:09:10than sitting in here keeping you from being out there causing trouble.
0:09:10 > 0:09:14Hm? I'm having so much fun I could burst!
0:09:14 > 0:09:19Hey, Mel...Mel. How's it hanging?
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Any chance I could nab Josh for a bit of heavy lifting?
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Josh. Help Miss Poppy.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Oh, and straight back here afterwards.
0:09:37 > 0:09:41He's always on my case. Always down my throat.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43I mean, I can't even train at home any more.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47I'm going to get beaten at a girls' game by a girl.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51Hope you're getting lots of practice in for Friday, Josh.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53You're well going to need it.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57Yeah, because if you fail, you're going to look pretty stupid.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Pretty stupid, indeed.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03OK, Ryan, we need you.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Everyone, listen up.
0:10:05 > 0:10:06Let's recap.
0:10:06 > 0:10:11So, the Prince is lovesick after Cinderella has visited the palace,
0:10:11 > 0:10:14leaving behind a glass slipper.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Yeah, I know it's a glass slipper.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Judging from the 50 times you've said golden, I'd beg to differ.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23He knows she's out there. Destiny is calling, but who is she?
0:10:23 > 0:10:28He's driven mad trying to discover the identity of his secret love.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31he can't concentrate on ruling his kingdom
0:10:31 > 0:10:34until he finds out who his admirer really is.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Bingo.
0:10:36 > 0:10:40- I'm going to make Nathan think Miss Poppy has a crush on him.- Why?
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Because, I think he likes her.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44And if he thinks she likes him,
0:10:44 > 0:10:46he'll be too distracted to keep having a go at me.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Why can't you use your phone?
0:10:48 > 0:10:50He knows my number.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52What do you want me to say?
0:10:52 > 0:11:00"Don't tell no-one, but I want you to be my Prince Charming, love M."
0:11:00 > 0:11:04- M?- Yeah, Mel's her first name.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06How long is this going to go on for?
0:11:06 > 0:11:09A couple of days. Just to give me space to practise.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Now stop whining, and get texting.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17MOBILE BEEPS
0:11:29 > 0:11:32It's going to work. Trust me.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42He was texting me all flipping night. "Who are you?
0:11:42 > 0:11:44"Is this who I think it is?"
0:11:44 > 0:11:46When he wasn't texting, he was ringing.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49- I had to turn my phone off. - Why didn't you text back?
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Didn't want to use up my free messages.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Well, I didn't get a word of grief off him all last night.
0:11:54 > 0:11:59But He just keeps asking if Miss Poppy said anything to me about him.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02- I think he properly likes her. - So did you get to practise?
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Not quite, but now that the plan's working
0:12:04 > 0:12:07I'll have time to practise till my feet fall off.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Heads up!
0:12:09 > 0:12:12Ow! Watch it, you...king prawn.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14What we talking about?
0:12:14 > 0:12:18Josh's brother thinks I fancy him.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21- And do you? - Ha-ha-ha. Funny guy.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25- Give us your phone.- No way! You've already used it enough.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28I need to say that Miss Poppy wants to meet him at break time.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31- Why?- 'Cos when Prince Charming goes off waiting for love to strike,
0:12:31 > 0:12:34I can head to the AV room and practice my dance moves.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Hand it over.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39Ryan, we all know you're going to give in eventually,
0:12:39 > 0:12:43- so just cut to the chase.- Fine.
0:12:53 > 0:12:59"See you in car park at break... sweet thing?"
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Hi, Mel.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Good morning, Mr Carter.
0:13:13 > 0:13:18So I'll see you at break then... sweet thing.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27- Sweet thing?- I've actually got rehearsals at break.
0:13:27 > 0:13:34Yes. That's what I meant. So...
0:13:38 > 0:13:39DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:13:42 > 0:13:44You! A word.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47How about "killjoy"? That's a nice word.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50Is it you who's been sending texts, winding me up,
0:13:50 > 0:13:52pretending to be Miss Poppy?
0:13:52 > 0:13:55- Why is everything always my fault? - Because it usually is.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59What did they say?
0:13:59 > 0:14:01If it is you, Josh, you need to try harder,
0:14:01 > 0:14:05because I've blocked the number.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09- And I'm confiscating this.- Oh, what?!
0:14:09 > 0:14:11See you in detention.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21You heard the man, we need to try harder.
0:14:21 > 0:14:25Talking to yourself. Not cool.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Hello? Sir? Miss?
0:15:16 > 0:15:20Ah, Mr Carter, I put something in your pigeonhole for you.
0:15:35 > 0:15:41"Soz I couldn't make break time, my prince."
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Three kisses?
0:15:45 > 0:15:48HE GROANS
0:15:57 > 0:15:59- Did you get my note?- Yes.
0:15:59 > 0:16:03Yeah, I did.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05And, erm, I'm very flattered,
0:16:05 > 0:16:09but, erm, I really think we should draw a line under this.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Under what?
0:16:13 > 0:16:16I don't know if I led you on,
0:16:16 > 0:16:20but I'm new here, Anita,
0:16:20 > 0:16:24I don't want to rock the boat.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27I mean, I think you're really... nice.
0:16:27 > 0:16:31You're just...not really my type.
0:16:31 > 0:16:32I only wanted to ask
0:16:32 > 0:16:35why you were still parking in my space
0:16:35 > 0:16:38despite the note I put in your pigeonhole
0:16:38 > 0:16:40requesting that you stop.
0:16:40 > 0:16:45So, You didn't leave a rose in there?
0:16:45 > 0:16:46Most certainly not.
0:16:46 > 0:16:51And for your information, you're not my type either!
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Look, how can I distract him now?
0:16:59 > 0:17:04You could use a series of giant mirrors to dazzle him.
0:17:04 > 0:17:09Or I could send him a perfumed cushion in the shape of a heart.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12- Or a monkey in a box.- Why is that your answer to everything?
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Monkeys are cool.
0:17:14 > 0:17:18Guys, which do you think sounds better?
0:17:18 > 0:17:20"My prince - a golden slipper!"
0:17:21 > 0:17:25Or, "MY prince - a golden slipper!"
0:17:25 > 0:17:30Or, "My prince - a GOLDEN slipper!"
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Isn't it glass slipper?
0:17:33 > 0:17:37GLASS slipper, you utter, utter, plank shop!
0:17:37 > 0:17:38Where's Ryan?
0:17:38 > 0:17:43Ryan, can you stop messing around, please?
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Got it! look, we go back to Miss Poppy,
0:17:46 > 0:17:50but we actually get her and Nathan together!
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Not sure Byron would like two of his teachers getting it on.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Even better!
0:17:55 > 0:17:58Nathan would have to resign if he wants to ask her out.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Forget getting him off my back for the dance-off,
0:18:00 > 0:18:02I could get him off my back permanently.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07I swear it's not me making a wind-up.
0:18:07 > 0:18:08It has to be Miss Poppy.
0:18:08 > 0:18:09Why wouldn't she like you?
0:18:09 > 0:18:12You're young, you're good-looking, maybe...
0:18:12 > 0:18:15But then, why doesn't she just come out and say something to my face?
0:18:15 > 0:18:19I don't know how girls' brains work. Maybe she's shy
0:18:19 > 0:18:22or maybe she doesn't realise you fancy her yet.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25- I do not fancy her!- You so do. I've see how you look at her.
0:18:25 > 0:18:29Fine. Maybe I do like her a little bit, but that doesn't mean...
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Oh my days, you should so ask her out. Oh, but wait.
0:18:32 > 0:18:36Byron's wouldn't like two of his teachers dating, would he?
0:18:36 > 0:18:39- Perhaps you should resign first. - You wish.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43# Should I or shouldn't I? Nah!
0:18:43 > 0:18:46# Should I or shouldn't I? Yeah!
0:18:46 > 0:18:49# Should I or shouldn't I? Nah! #
0:18:49 > 0:18:50HE SIGHS
0:18:50 > 0:18:54# There she goes again running off with my heart
0:18:54 > 0:18:56# Not literally Mine's not that large, but
0:18:56 > 0:18:58# Still it could be torn in half like card, I could
0:18:58 > 0:19:01# Take a chance and ask but would she laugh
0:19:01 > 0:19:03# In my face and basically think I'm crazy?
0:19:03 > 0:19:05# Then we still have to see each other daily
0:19:05 > 0:19:08# Pretending it's all good that'd be awkward
0:19:08 > 0:19:10# But I've got to put my best foot forward
0:19:10 > 0:19:12# Cos she might say yes
0:19:12 > 0:19:15# That would make my life the best till Byron gets stressed
0:19:15 > 0:19:17# And what if Josh is right?
0:19:17 > 0:19:20# Then it'd be a day in my life when I stay or resign
0:19:20 > 0:19:22# Then again what if it's one of his jokes?
0:19:22 > 0:19:25# A big, fat, despicable Josh Carter hoax?
0:19:25 > 0:19:27# Nah, he wouldn't stoop that low
0:19:27 > 0:19:30# He could never know the truth, man, yo!
0:19:30 > 0:19:32# The game is on Let's raise the stakes
0:19:32 > 0:19:34# This is no time to be playing it safe
0:19:34 > 0:19:38# I got a push them all the way to marriage
0:19:38 > 0:19:40# They could leave school start a new life in Paris
0:19:40 > 0:19:42# And J Carter returns to the throne
0:19:42 > 0:19:44# King of the bunk bed I rule on my own
0:19:44 > 0:19:46# I need to get Miss Poppy to accept
0:19:46 > 0:19:49# That Nathan ain't a donkey with a melon for a head
0:19:49 > 0:19:51# That's going to be really hard to insist
0:19:51 > 0:19:54# That's why I drew up this bulletproof list
0:19:54 > 0:19:56# Of all the lovable things about Nathan
0:19:56 > 0:19:59# Animal-loving gives money to poorer nations
0:19:59 > 0:20:02# Vegetarian, tree-hugging athlete
0:20:02 > 0:20:04# Who once saved an orphanage from a gas leak
0:20:04 > 0:20:07# This might be my last chance to change things
0:20:07 > 0:20:10# Know what? I'm going to ask her. #
0:20:10 > 0:20:13I need you all here first thing tomorrow morning, fresh-faced.
0:20:13 > 0:20:17- No-one is to be late. Are we clear? - ALL: Yes, Miss.
0:20:19 > 0:20:25Miss? I don't think I can do this. I'm going fail in front of everyone.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28However many times I tell myself, "It's a golden slipper,"
0:20:28 > 0:20:30I still say "glass".
0:20:30 > 0:20:33It's the other way around. It IS a glass slipper.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35HE GROANS
0:20:35 > 0:20:39Right. Fine. I'll get someone else. You're out of the show.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42But my parents are still expecting me to be involved.
0:20:42 > 0:20:46Please, there must be something else I can do.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48I suppose Raj needs an understudy,
0:20:48 > 0:20:51in the unlikely event that he falls ill.
0:20:51 > 0:20:52- Sounds perfect.- OK.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55RAJ SNEEZES
0:20:55 > 0:20:58Raj, please tell me that's not a cold.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Dust.
0:21:06 > 0:21:10You do realise that the Princess Dance-athon challenge,
0:21:10 > 0:21:14the one that stands between you and public humiliation, is tomorrow?
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Yeah, but I've been kind of busy
0:21:16 > 0:21:19with this whole Operation Distract Nathan thing.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21I think I'm going to get him to ask out Miss Poppy.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23- What?- Yeah, I mean,
0:21:23 > 0:21:25if she says yes, he'll have to go teach somewhere else.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28If she says no, he'll be broken-hearted
0:21:28 > 0:21:30and probably leave the school in shame.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33- It's a win-win.- You do know Miss Poppy already has a boyfriend?
0:21:33 > 0:21:37- Get lost.- He's the one playing keyboards during the assembly.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40Gives her a lift home every night after rehearsals.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42And you only thought to bring this up now?
0:21:42 > 0:21:46So... Nathan asks out Miss Poppy, her boyfriend beats him up,
0:21:46 > 0:21:47Nathan realises what you've done
0:21:47 > 0:21:51and becomes a ten billion times worse than he is at the moment,
0:21:51 > 0:21:55and then he comes down on you so hard you can't even breathe...
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Night, boys.
0:22:00 > 0:22:04Nathan's going to get mashed up And then I'm going to get mashed up.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31- Hey, Raj?- Yeah?- Are you feeling all right?- I'm good to go.
0:22:31 > 0:22:35Good. I was worrying all night that you would come in today
0:22:35 > 0:22:38with a stomachache or something, and I'd have to play the part.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Watch out!
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Oh, man!
0:22:51 > 0:22:54I've done a terrible thing.
0:22:56 > 0:23:01I did one of those once. It was well terrible.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04No, sorry, look. I've got to tell Nathan.
0:23:04 > 0:23:08- Look, bruv.- Sit down.- No, there's something I need to tell...
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Sit down, bruv. It's about to start.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13Carter, sit down.
0:23:13 > 0:23:18Now, this morning we have something,
0:23:18 > 0:23:21something special for our Friday assembly,
0:23:21 > 0:23:25a modern take on the Cinderella story
0:23:25 > 0:23:28which, I am assured, will not end in disaster.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31Now before we begin, I want all mobile phones switched OFF.
0:23:31 > 0:23:36Psst! Psst, Miss. Raj has hurt himself. He can't stand up.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38What?! You'll have to go on, then.
0:23:38 > 0:23:42I can't. I've been throwing up from stagefright.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47Mel, are you all right?
0:23:47 > 0:23:52I can't have another assembly end in disaster. Byron will explode.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Is there anything I can do?
0:23:54 > 0:23:57Not unless you want to go on as the prince.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Now, if, erm, we are, hmm?
0:24:00 > 0:24:05Let the show commence!
0:24:06 > 0:24:08LAUGHTER
0:24:24 > 0:24:26LAUGHTER
0:24:26 > 0:24:32Check it out, people. Prince Charming in dahizhouse, yo.
0:24:32 > 0:24:38I been scopin' bare times for a sweet honey to keep me warm.
0:24:38 > 0:24:45I got me some mad love to offer that special lady, wherever she may be.
0:24:45 > 0:24:51There gotta be someone out there, yeah, who I can share my life
0:24:51 > 0:24:55and my kingdom and my love with, fo' sheezy.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57LAUGHTER
0:24:57 > 0:25:01Oh no. He's about to confess his love for Miss Poppy
0:25:01 > 0:25:05in front of the entire school. I've gotta do something. I've gotta go.
0:25:05 > 0:25:10Excuse me. Sorry.
0:25:10 > 0:25:14'Scuse me. Sorry. Sorry.
0:25:17 > 0:25:21Nathan, look, about Miss Poppy, you need to stop.
0:25:21 > 0:25:22She's already got a boyfriend.
0:25:22 > 0:25:26- What?! - It's the keyboard guy.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29So who's been sending me those texts?
0:25:29 > 0:25:32It was me. The texts, the rose, they were all me.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35I did them to distract you, and get you off my back.
0:25:35 > 0:25:39All right. Well,
0:25:39 > 0:25:43from now on I'm watching you and your mates more than ever. Right?
0:25:43 > 0:25:46Your freedom is officially at an end.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Come on, Josh.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53Get off me. Zoe, Marie, let me go! Put me down, man.
0:25:53 > 0:25:57Let me go. Right now. Put me down. Right, I'm not joking. Put me down.
0:26:03 > 0:26:08- Gary, are you All right? - Not really, no.
0:26:08 > 0:26:13My prince. A glass slipper!
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Yes!
0:26:15 > 0:26:18LAUGHTER
0:26:21 > 0:26:24The Carter Brothers. Are you quite sure the surname's not Chuckle?
0:26:24 > 0:26:27I was only trying to help, sir.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34There's no point dancing at lunch, Carter.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37Those feet can't get across the stage without squashing a keyboard.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39What's going to happen now
0:26:39 > 0:26:42is everyone's going to think you're a massive wazzock.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Hear that sound? That's your reputation
0:26:44 > 0:26:46being flushed down the toilet.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Yeah, yeah. Laugh it up.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50Mate, that was awesome. Best assembly ever.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53Forget that stupid thing. Wait till he fluffs up the challenge.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56Who cares about a stupid challenge?
0:26:56 > 0:26:59What happened in here's going to be remembered for ages!
0:26:59 > 0:27:01Hear that? That's the sound of my reputation
0:27:01 > 0:27:03back out of the toilet.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05Eww, like, disgusting!
0:27:05 > 0:27:08You ladies can keep your Princess Dance-athon thing to yourselves.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11I don't need no stupid game to tell me I'm a winner.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21- Two seconds.- Are you all right?
0:27:21 > 0:27:24We're just on our way to the hospital.
0:27:24 > 0:27:25Make sure nothing's broken.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27I'm sorry about what happened.
0:27:27 > 0:27:31It's fine. Honestly. You were just trying to help.
0:27:31 > 0:27:35On the bright side, no-one caught fire this time.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37And, is your boyfriend all right?
0:27:37 > 0:27:39He's not my boyfriend.
0:27:39 > 0:27:40He's not?
0:27:40 > 0:27:43Gary's my brother.
0:27:47 > 0:27:49Yes!!
0:27:54 > 0:27:56- # Can't live with them - And you can't kick them out
0:27:56 > 0:27:58- # When they're up They rub it in your face- Kick you when you're down
0:27:58 > 0:28:01- # When no one understands them - You know what they're on about
0:28:01 > 0:28:04- # It was going to be your round - Gotta find a common ground
0:28:04 > 0:28:07# If you know so much about me
0:28:07 > 0:28:09# Where do you I go from here?
0:28:09 > 0:28:12- # If you see them every day - You can never get away
0:28:12 > 0:28:15# Only time that you're the boss - 4 o'clock! #