0:00:06 > 0:00:10# Where d'you go when you know nobody can understand you?
0:00:10 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?
0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Wash that stress out like it was shampoo
0:00:18 > 0:00:19# You should stay
0:00:19 > 0:00:20# It can change
0:00:20 > 0:00:22# There's good days
0:00:22 > 0:00:23# And bad days
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# So the only time is now 4 o'clock. #
0:00:37 > 0:00:40- RAPS: Gonna begin this morning with a grin.- With a grin
0:00:40 > 0:00:42- Finally feel as if I'm fitting in - I'm fitting in
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Back in this place I used to hate so much
0:00:45 > 0:00:48- But I guess every doggy has its day, bro, touch.- Yep
0:00:48 > 0:00:51Now I'm sampling respect I worked harder to get
0:00:51 > 0:00:54Kids and teachers even, feeling the Carter effect
0:00:54 > 0:00:56So cool, man, I'm cool to the touch
0:00:56 > 0:00:58- Even stroll past Byron - Yo, man, what's up?
0:00:58 > 0:01:01And I'm rocking a grin just like a crocodile
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Like I know nine's the number of my club
0:01:04 > 0:01:06I want to climb up to the top and shout
0:01:06 > 0:01:09I'm feeling like nothing can stop me now
0:01:09 > 0:01:12BELL RING The school bell, what a sound
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Now I think I'll miss it when I'm not around
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Hear that chat? I'm the one they're on about
0:01:17 > 0:01:20I'm feeling like nothing can stop me now.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23- I reckon everything is slotting into place.- Into place
0:01:23 > 0:01:25- Can't hide it, you can see it in my face.- In my face
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Got my teachers in my pocket and not one can handle me
0:01:28 > 0:01:31Basically I'm on a roll like a slice of ham and cheese
0:01:31 > 0:01:33And believe that I'm never gonna stop
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Long as big brother's happy to
0:01:36 > 0:01:37Pressure's off, just watch
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Got Elmsbury right where I want
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Little lovely spot tucked under my thumb
0:01:41 > 0:01:44I'm rocking a grin just like a crocodile
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Like I know nine's the number of my club
0:01:46 > 0:01:50I want to climb up to the top and shout
0:01:50 > 0:01:52I'm feeling like nothing can stop me now
0:01:52 > 0:01:54- BELL RINGS - The school bell, what a sound
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Now I think I'll miss it when I'm not around
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Hear that chat? I'm the one they're on about
0:02:00 > 0:02:03It's me, I'm feeling like nothing can stop me now.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Yeah, do you remember that?
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Are you going to be supervising the school disco, sir?
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Are you joking? Why would I put myself through that?
0:02:11 > 0:02:13You were in the music business?
0:02:13 > 0:02:15I was a rapper, not a clown.
0:02:15 > 0:02:20The teachers have to dance together. They look more stupid than usual.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23I don't envy the person getting that job.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Me? I was a rapper, not a clown.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Yes, I'm sure there's a difference.
0:02:29 > 0:02:33Unfortunately, you missed the meeting where we nominated you.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37So you're rotaed. Unless you can find someone to swap with.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Good luck with that.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43Think of it as payback for the havoc you used to cause.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Flooding the toilets? Blowing the power?
0:02:46 > 0:02:48That plague of locusts.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50That wasn't me, that was Darryl Hibbitt.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53He bred them to feed his lizards.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Enjoy the disco, Mr Carter.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Oi, Rooney. take it outside!
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Ooh...
0:03:08 > 0:03:09THEY LAUGH
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Right. Give me the ball.
0:03:11 > 0:03:12What ball?
0:03:12 > 0:03:14The ball. The ball.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16The ball you have.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20- I don't have a ball, sir. - You've got it. Give it to me.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22I ain't got a ball, sir!
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Give me the ball.
0:03:24 > 0:03:25I don't have the ball.
0:03:25 > 0:03:29No, I have it. And you'll get it back at the end of the day.
0:03:29 > 0:03:30In detention.
0:03:37 > 0:03:38Kids, eh?
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Ah...
0:03:40 > 0:03:44must be hard being a supply teacher.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48Always the victim. Easy target.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Kids thinking you're an idiot all the time.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54- I don't really know about that. - They do, trust me.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58It's a shame they never get to see the real you.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00The man behind the maths.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Hmmm.
0:04:02 > 0:04:06Have you ever considered supervising the school disco?
0:04:06 > 0:04:10- You should definitely ask her to the disco.- You reckon?
0:04:10 > 0:04:15Yeah. Music, flashing lights, free cups of juice. girls love all that!
0:04:15 > 0:04:19Cups of juice? You know nothing about girls.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Girls are queuing up to go with me.
0:04:21 > 0:04:25But my mum says I've got to play my cello at this concert.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27I didn't know you played the cello.
0:04:27 > 0:04:31No, because this is my PE bag we're sat on(!)
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Oh yeah, sure.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36- Going to ask her, or what? - Ask who what?
0:04:36 > 0:04:39- Dopey wants to ask Zoe-Marie to the disco.- Zoe-Marie?!
0:04:39 > 0:04:44- She's out of my league?- You're mental. Why do you want to take her?
0:04:44 > 0:04:48I dunno. I've fancied her for ages. I don't know how to ask her out.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51- He needs to write her a poem. - A poem?!
0:04:51 > 0:04:57It doesn't have to be a poem. A series of love letters. Or a song.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59You total div.
0:04:59 > 0:05:00Look, just ask her.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02What would I say, though?
0:05:02 > 0:05:07Zoe-Marie, would you go to the disco with me?
0:05:07 > 0:05:08For a date.
0:05:08 > 0:05:12Yeah, all right. Call for me at 6:30. Don't be late. Dress proper!
0:05:20 > 0:05:26Nathan, I just wanted to say thanks.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28- Hey, no worries.- No.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34No, it was really good of you to swap with me over the disco.
0:05:34 > 0:05:39You know the two supervising teachers have to dance together?
0:05:39 > 0:05:43Yeah, I might have heard something about that.
0:05:43 > 0:05:47- Melanie says she'll teach me how to salsa.- Melanie?
0:05:47 > 0:05:52Yes, Miss Poppy. She's the other supervisor.
0:05:52 > 0:05:53We'll be dancing together.
0:05:53 > 0:05:58We're going to have to meet up and practise. A lot.
0:05:58 > 0:05:59A lot?
0:05:59 > 0:06:03Yes, she's coming over to my place tonight.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06A bit of salsa, some nibbles,
0:06:06 > 0:06:08open a bottle of wine.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Should be a nice evening.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14You know, maybe we were a bit hasty when we decided to...
0:06:14 > 0:06:15Yes,
0:06:15 > 0:06:19I really am very grateful, Nathan.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Very grateful.
0:06:26 > 0:06:30Ash, mate, I'm sorry. I would never ask Zoe-Marie out on purpose.
0:06:30 > 0:06:34Yeah, right! You've stolen her from right in front of me.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37No. I'll talk to her. Tell her it was a mistake.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39What!? And hurt her feelings? You can't!
0:06:39 > 0:06:42You're lucky she's giving you a chance.
0:06:42 > 0:06:43But...
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Well, she is pretty hot.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Yeah, but it's Zoe-Marie.
0:06:47 > 0:06:48Exactly!
0:06:48 > 0:06:52Well. I s'pose she's pretty fit.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54You could do a lot worse.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Yeah, but... Me and her together? Seriously?
0:06:57 > 0:07:02Well, I suppose seeing as she thinks I'm taking her,
0:07:02 > 0:07:04might as well give it a go. Hey.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Whatcha mean by that?! Don't be coming onto me all like "Hey"!
0:07:06 > 0:07:10Get off my case! Just cos we're goin' on a date doesn't mean
0:07:10 > 0:07:11you have the right to come up to me.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15Would you like it if I suddenly came up to you all "Hey!"?
0:07:15 > 0:07:18- Would ya like that? Would ya? - Well I...- No! So leave it out!
0:07:18 > 0:07:21And when you call for me, bring flowers, yeah?
0:07:21 > 0:07:25Yeah. I'm not sure I'm that into to her after all.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31Hey, how would you like to come to the disco with me? Like, as a date?
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Are you all right there?
0:07:43 > 0:07:46- What's up?- Nothing.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Well, if it's nothing, no worries.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51All right. It is something.
0:07:51 > 0:07:57Say there's this girl, and I asked her out to the disco. By accident.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Anyway, I've changed my mind.
0:08:01 > 0:08:02So, you got cold feet,
0:08:02 > 0:08:05- you don't know what to do. - Yeah, maybe.
0:08:05 > 0:08:11Well, I mean, what if,
0:08:11 > 0:08:15what if it's just you being afraid of something new, man?
0:08:15 > 0:08:19- I mean, with girls it's a whole new world opening up.- It's Zoe-Marie.
0:08:19 > 0:08:23Zoe-Marie? You are dead.
0:08:25 > 0:08:31Honestly, though, Josh, if you're going to dump someone,
0:08:31 > 0:08:36- you got to face the consequences. It's going to be tough.- You think(?)
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Yeah, you're going to need courage,
0:08:38 > 0:08:40maybe even an ambulance.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47When it comes to girls you got to put the effort in. Yeah?
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Thanks. I'll think about it.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56'When it comes to girls you got to put the effort in.'
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Hello, gorgeous.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02How would you like to come to the disco with me?
0:09:02 > 0:09:03You know, as a date?
0:09:03 > 0:09:06I'll think about it.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10Hey, Josh, here she comes. Sure you don't want to chicken out?
0:09:10 > 0:09:13No, let's get it over with.
0:09:13 > 0:09:17Hey! Not hey. Zoe-Marie.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Can we have a word?
0:09:19 > 0:09:20I don't know, what about?
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Well, I was just thinking,
0:09:22 > 0:09:26maybe it's not such a good idea that we go to the disco together.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32I mean, we'd still both go,
0:09:32 > 0:09:34just not as...
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Are you...? Are you crying?
0:09:38 > 0:09:43Why does it always happen to me? Why do I always get dumped?
0:09:43 > 0:09:44Oh, no.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47- I didn't mean...- Didn't mean what?
0:09:47 > 0:09:51I didn't mean I was going to dump you.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55I just meant that we should go and then meet inside,
0:09:55 > 0:10:00so we wouldn't go together, but we'd still be together.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03So we're still on a date?
0:10:03 > 0:10:07Yes. Of course. Course we are.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Jimmy, hey...
0:10:15 > 0:10:19Oh, right, I'll tell you how it went with Melanie. Very well.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Very well.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24No, I wasn't talking about that, I...
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Really? That well?
0:10:26 > 0:10:33Oh yeah. She's got some great moves, Nathan. Great moves.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Right.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Jimmy, the school disco,
0:10:39 > 0:10:45I don't know if you realise how difficult supervising it is.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48Some of the behaviour can be really...
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Can you stop doing that?
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Oh, right, sorry. What?
0:10:53 > 0:10:57I was just saying, some of the kids, they have been known
0:10:57 > 0:10:59to block the toilets, blow fuses.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02There was one incident with Darryl Hibbitt and some locusts.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05- When?- A while back.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08But, you know, he's still around, still...
0:11:08 > 0:11:10breeding lizards.
0:11:10 > 0:11:15So I was thinking, maybe we could swap back.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17You mean, you dance with Miss Poppy?
0:11:17 > 0:11:23- No, I was thinking more the behavioural side.- Really?
0:11:23 > 0:11:29I don't blame you, Nathan, but I saw her first, so hands off.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31What? No, you didn't.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34I'm thinking I'll sweep her off her feet.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36After our dance, if you know what I mean.
0:11:36 > 0:11:40You should come along. Watch us set the dancefloor on fire.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43How can I come?
0:11:43 > 0:11:46Hey! I can't just show up at the disco.
0:11:46 > 0:11:51What kind of teacher...? Jimmy?
0:11:52 > 0:11:57- RAPPING:- What? Ooh... Oh... What? Ooh... Oh...
0:11:57 > 0:12:03What? Ooh... Oh... What? Ooh... Oh...
0:12:03 > 0:12:07- That's that sound and it goes - What? Ooh... Oh...
0:12:07 > 0:12:10That's the sound of pure frustration
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Like how you feel when you're just waiting
0:12:12 > 0:12:16In a bus station, for a ride that never comes
0:12:16 > 0:12:19And you're feeling like you can't rely on anyone
0:12:19 > 0:12:21But what's even worse for me, what's so lame
0:12:21 > 0:12:24Is I can't even rely on my own brain
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Cos it won't make the right decision
0:12:26 > 0:12:29Now I got to watch Janucek and Mel harmonizing with him
0:12:29 > 0:12:32On the dancefloor, this ain't what I asked for
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Man, I feel like an inflatable dartboard
0:12:34 > 0:12:40Useless, cos Mel's even further away than she was on my very first day
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Want to tell her how I feel, but how close can I get
0:12:42 > 0:12:45When I'm up against a bloke like Janucek?
0:12:45 > 0:12:50Unless I go over his head, talk to the man running the show instead
0:12:50 > 0:12:53- So I won't go... - Ooh... Oh...
0:12:53 > 0:12:56What? Ooh... Oh...
0:12:56 > 0:13:01- That's that sound and it goes - What? Ooh... Oh...
0:13:06 > 0:13:10- Can I help you, Mr Carter? - It's about the disco.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14Ah yes... I hear you managed to con Mr Janucek into swapping.
0:13:14 > 0:13:19About that. I'm not sure he'll be able to cope...
0:13:19 > 0:13:20And your point is?
0:13:20 > 0:13:23You know how the disco can get.
0:13:23 > 0:13:27Some of the kids at this school... Like the regulars in detention -
0:13:27 > 0:13:31without me there, they could cause a lot of trouble.
0:13:31 > 0:13:35A LOT. More maybe than even I used to.
0:13:35 > 0:13:40Yes, I see - the 4 O'Clock Club regulars combined with Mr Janucek,
0:13:40 > 0:13:42it's a disaster waiting to happen...
0:13:42 > 0:13:45So, they're all banned from the disco! That should sort it out.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48- Thanks for bringing this to my attention.- But...
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Was there something else?
0:13:53 > 0:13:56No... Nothing at all.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01- RAPPING:- No... Well... Urgh... Ah...
0:14:01 > 0:14:04No... Well... Urgh... Ah...
0:14:04 > 0:14:07That's the worst sound by far
0:14:07 > 0:14:09No... Well... Urgh... Ah...
0:14:09 > 0:14:12That's the sound of pure guilt
0:14:12 > 0:14:14And you'll never know how raw you'll feel
0:14:14 > 0:14:17Till you do wrong by someone for real
0:14:17 > 0:14:20And it's too late to cry for your spilt milk
0:14:20 > 0:14:23Only thought about myself, now the kids lose out
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Look at them, what do I do now?
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Pumps and black skirt, or pink dress and dark shoes?
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Hey, Molly, you got to copy my dance moves
0:14:31 > 0:14:33What? I'm not doing that, I'll look like a melon
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Hey! How'd you like a date with a legend?
0:14:36 > 0:14:39How do I tell them that it's off cos of me?
0:14:39 > 0:14:41They won't be the happy kids I want them to be
0:14:41 > 0:14:44I won't sleep if I can't fix this
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Plus I'll be on every single child's hit list
0:14:46 > 0:14:49And I know I've only got myself to blame, so
0:14:49 > 0:14:52All that remains is to hang my head in shame
0:14:55 > 0:14:59- Hey, would you like to come to the disco?- Asked me already...
0:14:59 > 0:15:02- Are we on?- I'll think about it...
0:15:02 > 0:15:04That's not a "no".
0:15:04 > 0:15:08- You're so desperate.- And who are you taking to your concert? No-one.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11It's just going to be you and your giant wooden banjo.
0:15:11 > 0:15:15Shut up, dipstick! Girls love cellos.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Good luck with your concert, Ryan!
0:15:17 > 0:15:19See?
0:15:19 > 0:15:21OK, fine - I don't want to do it.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24I don't want to drag this around everywhere.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26You could pretend to lose it.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29It's four feet tall and I'm not allowed to let it out of my sight.
0:15:29 > 0:15:33- I could break it.- I'm specifically not allowed to let you near it.
0:15:33 > 0:15:37I could break your arm! Then you wouldn't be able to play.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40- I don't want you to break my arm. - It won't take a minute...
0:15:40 > 0:15:43- Get off, you idiot! - A finger then.- No!
0:15:43 > 0:15:45There's no pleasing you.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48Let's ask Josh, he'll come up with a plan.
0:15:55 > 0:15:59Hey, Josh... Whoa!
0:15:59 > 0:16:04How, erm...how did the dumping go?
0:16:04 > 0:16:05It didn't.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08She took me home after school and done me a makeover.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Don't say nothing.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13What's up with you?
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Well...
0:16:16 > 0:16:19You know how I was trying to supervise the disco
0:16:19 > 0:16:22- so I could dance with Miss Poppy? - Yeah?
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Yeah, well...
0:16:25 > 0:16:26I kinda got you all banned.
0:16:27 > 0:16:32Yes! No disco, no date!
0:16:32 > 0:16:35I knew one day you'd be good for something!
0:16:35 > 0:16:39# No disco, no disco... #
0:16:40 > 0:16:42I hope everyone takes it that well.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Banned before we've had the chance to ruin it?
0:16:45 > 0:16:47- I know...- It's SO unfair!
0:16:47 > 0:16:50- I ain't done nothing to deserve a banning!- Zoe-Marie...
0:16:50 > 0:16:52This is just going to make everything worse, Mr Carter.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54We're already really angry
0:16:54 > 0:16:58and we'll probably take it out on the school and everything!
0:16:58 > 0:17:02I've had my nails done and everything! It's so unfair...
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Look, girls, calm down.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Oh, this is so unfair...
0:17:07 > 0:17:10- Look, I'll deal with it. OK? - Yeah, whatever.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14THEY ARGUE
0:17:14 > 0:17:18Work? At the disco? That rabble from detention?
0:17:18 > 0:17:22Putting up tables, serving juice, running the cloakroom.
0:17:22 > 0:17:26- It'd be a good way to get them involved.- And why should I care?
0:17:26 > 0:17:30OK, not involved. Punished.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Like community service, or...
0:17:33 > 0:17:36disco boot camp.
0:17:36 > 0:17:42Ah, now you're speaking my language. Boot camp... You're on.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46Obviously they'd need a strict supervisor, someone who was
0:17:46 > 0:17:49wise to their ways. I mean me.
0:17:49 > 0:17:53Mmm. I'll tell Mr Janucek he's no longer required.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55I'm sure he'll be very relieved.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58COMMOTION I tried my best, right?
0:17:58 > 0:18:00If you want to go to the disco, this is your way in.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04It's child labour! It's against my human rights.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06I'll be at my concert... Have fun at the sweat shop.
0:18:06 > 0:18:10Hey, it's this or nothing! All right?
0:18:10 > 0:18:13All right, I suppose.
0:18:13 > 0:18:18OK. Good. But there is a condition.
0:18:18 > 0:18:22If anyone puts a foot wrong before the night,
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Byron's going to ban you all again.
0:18:24 > 0:18:30- What?!- That's not fair...- I know. But that's the way it is.
0:18:30 > 0:18:34I think you lot can do this.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36We ain't havin' it! It's us! We'd rather be banned.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38We want to be banned.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41We're going to behave so bad that people will shriek
0:18:41 > 0:18:45when they hear the word "disco". You get me?! Rebellion!
0:18:45 > 0:18:47SILENCE
0:18:51 > 0:18:52We'd rather go to the disco.
0:18:52 > 0:18:57Yeah, and I have to go with you cos Shelby Turner said
0:18:57 > 0:19:00I ain't never gonna get a date, and I have and it's you, so shut up!
0:19:06 > 0:19:11- Shhhh!- What?- I'm on the phone.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14- To who?- Locusts... I got the number off Nathan's phone.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16This guy called Darrell's got loads.
0:19:16 > 0:19:20I'm going to set them off in Byron's office and get caught.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Why?
0:19:22 > 0:19:25So I get banned from the disco.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28You won't get away with it.
0:19:28 > 0:19:33- That's the beauty - I don't WANT to get away with it!- No. I mean...
0:19:38 > 0:19:41You won't get away with it.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47Sorry, mate, they're watching you.
0:19:47 > 0:19:52They really want to go to that disco.
0:19:52 > 0:19:59Well, I'm surprised, Mr Carter, but your idea seems to be working.
0:19:59 > 0:20:04They're focussing on an objective, working towards something they want.
0:20:04 > 0:20:08Never mind that. I'm just pleased to see some of the smiles
0:20:08 > 0:20:11wiped off their smug little faces.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16So - haven't got yourself banned then?
0:20:18 > 0:20:21No way! No way am I going on that date.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26Well, you mucked up the locust "masterplan".
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Yeah, but if I get Nathan to pull out of supervising,
0:20:29 > 0:20:31it'll all be off anyway.
0:20:36 > 0:20:40Doughnut... Prepare to look pathetic.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45I'd be there for him, but I've got to work...
0:20:45 > 0:20:48Well, I'm supposed to be working as well.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51Aren't your family going to be at the concert?
0:20:51 > 0:20:54He needs friendly faces, someone willing him to do his best,
0:20:54 > 0:20:59not wincing at his every mistake... How do they wince, Ryan?
0:21:01 > 0:21:03See? No-one wants to see that.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06But if you don't go, that's what he's up against...
0:21:10 > 0:21:14You just watch - once he finds out Miss Poppy's not comin'
0:21:14 > 0:21:18he's going to weasel out of the whole thing.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22- Josh, I've got some news for you. - Well, I got a bit of news for you.
0:21:22 > 0:21:26I realised I only wanted to work at the disco for ME,
0:21:26 > 0:21:31I didn't think about the consequences for you. So, erm...
0:21:31 > 0:21:35- What's this?- It's all my best vinyl. Bring your own stuff too.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37You're tonight's DJ.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39You're kidding! That's wicked!
0:21:39 > 0:21:42I know you've still got that date...
0:21:42 > 0:21:45Even better! I'll be safe behind the decks!
0:21:45 > 0:21:47- So what's YOUR news?- What - mine...?
0:21:52 > 0:21:53Quick!
0:21:55 > 0:22:00Come on! We've got to find Miss Poppy before she swaps!
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Fine. You want to get banned...?
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Yeah, but I changed my mind.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23You've ruined my night! You stopped Miss Poppy coming.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26- Always thinking of yourself. - And what about you?
0:22:26 > 0:22:29This whole thing's been about you and your smoochy dance.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Well, when I tell everyone I'm not supervising,
0:22:31 > 0:22:33I'll make sure they know it's cos of you!
0:22:36 > 0:22:39All right, listen up, I got some news for you...
0:22:43 > 0:22:48Er...the er...juice has arrived!
0:22:50 > 0:22:52So...that's good.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58Cheer up, bro. Miss Poppy might have swapped with someone nice.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06MUSIC: "Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson
0:23:06 > 0:23:11Your brother's going to look a total doorknob dancin' with Andress.
0:23:11 > 0:23:15- Can I bring my date up here for a decent view?- What date?
0:23:15 > 0:23:16That one!
0:23:21 > 0:23:23- How's it goin', Mr DJ...? - Pretty good.
0:23:23 > 0:23:29You do realise me DJ-ing kinda means our date's off now?
0:23:29 > 0:23:33I'm goin' out with the DJ?! Like, in your face, Shelby Turner!
0:23:33 > 0:23:36Hey losers! Guess who's chillin' in the DJ booth all night?
0:23:36 > 0:23:39Me with my DJ boyfriend.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42No, no - I'm not her boyfriend.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Shut up, you are though.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48- Brilliant. I knew one of you would come.- What?
0:23:48 > 0:23:53- Nothing. Want some juice? - Erm, yeah. I love juice.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Great. Over here...
0:24:01 > 0:24:03I'll see you there.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06- Have you come as my date...?- Yeah.
0:24:09 > 0:24:10Hi...!
0:24:12 > 0:24:15This massive pile is the "No" pile, stuff you ain't playin',
0:24:15 > 0:24:18and this is the "Yes" pile.
0:24:21 > 0:24:26Look, Zoe-Marie, I know you're going to hit me and shout at me
0:24:26 > 0:24:29but when I asked you out, it was a mistake.
0:24:29 > 0:24:33- What...? But what's Shelby Turner... - It was Ash.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35HE wanted to ask you out.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38He asked every other girl in school, tryin' to find someone like you.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41But there's no-one like you, Zoe-Marie.
0:24:42 > 0:24:48ASHLEIGH...! Clear off, Britney - and you. Go!
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Result!
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Check out Romeo and Juliet!
0:25:00 > 0:25:05So... Er... marked any good work lately...?
0:25:05 > 0:25:07No. Substandard as usual.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Actually, mate. It's not funny. I've been there.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15Stuck with the wrong woman. And it hurts.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18Hurts like when you get a football kicked right in the spuds.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39OK, ladies, it's the moment you've been waiting for.
0:25:39 > 0:25:43The highlight of the social calendar, the teachers' dance...
0:25:43 > 0:25:46CHEERING
0:25:52 > 0:25:55SMOOCHY MUSIC
0:25:55 > 0:25:57WHOOPING
0:26:06 > 0:26:09Shall we...?
0:26:09 > 0:26:12Here's a surprise... We have a late substitution!
0:26:17 > 0:26:21The concert was...cancelled.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24Somebody released a load of locusts in the hall.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27- Really?- Yeah, it was terrible.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30- Brian's mother swallowed one! - They to call the whole thing off!
0:26:32 > 0:26:35That's er... That's amazing.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38- You ain't seen me. I wasn't here. - Ashleigh...!
0:26:39 > 0:26:42Ashleigh...! Where the flip are you?!
0:26:42 > 0:26:45My stupid cup was empty! What do you mean by that?
0:26:45 > 0:26:49Anyway... I was supposed to be dancing with...
0:26:49 > 0:26:54Well, three's a crowd and Corrie's on, and you're here now Mel so...
0:26:54 > 0:26:55I'm off.
0:26:55 > 0:26:59Right. Well...shall we...?
0:26:59 > 0:27:02Why not?
0:27:02 > 0:27:03MUSIC: "The Birdie Song"
0:27:03 > 0:27:06LAUGHTER
0:27:08 > 0:27:13Well...shall we give them the dance they want?
0:27:13 > 0:27:15MUSIC: "The Birdie Song"
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