0:29:50 > 0:29:57.
0:30:06 > 0:30:10# Where do you go when you when you know nobody can understand you?
0:30:10 > 0:30:12# When it's just too much to handle
0:30:12 > 0:30:15# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?
0:30:15 > 0:30:17# Wash that stress out like it was shampoo
0:30:17 > 0:30:20# You should stay, it can change
0:30:20 > 0:30:23# There's good days and bad days
0:30:23 > 0:30:26# But one day down the line this time it's sure to stop
0:30:26 > 0:30:28# So the only time is now, 4 o'clock! #
0:30:32 > 0:30:35'I'm telling you, boys, it's going to be sweet.'
0:30:35 > 0:30:37'How sweet can it be? It's a school club.'
0:30:37 > 0:30:42It's a school life-drawing club. Life models don't wear clothes.
0:30:42 > 0:30:44Remember that trip to the art gallery,
0:30:44 > 0:30:47and there were all the statues of nudie people?
0:30:47 > 0:30:52- Yeah.- It'll be like that, but with a real nudie lady.
0:30:52 > 0:30:54Well I'm not going. I think it's disrespectful.
0:30:54 > 0:30:58It's an art class. How is it disrespectful?
0:30:58 > 0:31:00Because you're only going to look at a naked woman.
0:31:00 > 0:31:03You're not scared are you, Ryan?
0:31:03 > 0:31:07No! My parents raised me to treat women with respect.
0:31:07 > 0:31:10- Your parents raised you to be an idiot.- Shut up, Ash!
0:31:10 > 0:31:11Mum, have you seen my laptop? >
0:31:11 > 0:31:13- Got to go! - Josh. Josh! >
0:31:14 > 0:31:17Josh! >
0:31:20 > 0:31:22- Have you seen my laptop?- Nope.
0:31:22 > 0:31:27I need it. I have to get that funding thing done for Bogoff by tomorrow.
0:31:27 > 0:31:29You were meant to finish that weeks ago.
0:31:29 > 0:31:31I know.
0:31:35 > 0:31:38Ah-ha! You beauty!
0:31:40 > 0:31:42# Ah, man, when he opens up his laptop
0:31:42 > 0:31:44# Spots that screen, I'm a has-been
0:31:44 > 0:31:46# Cos it's me, man It's not just any dude
0:31:46 > 0:31:48# I'll be in detention till I'm 22
0:31:48 > 0:31:50# Or if he makes me pay it'll take years!
0:31:50 > 0:31:52# I'll have to get a job Make a career!
0:31:52 > 0:31:54# Doing this and that Tryin' to scrape a pound
0:31:54 > 0:31:56# I'll be 35, on a paper round!
0:31:56 > 0:31:57# If I'm the rat and he smells one
0:31:57 > 0:32:00# Even worse than that He could tell Mum!
0:32:00 > 0:32:01# Can't let him find out just yet
0:32:01 > 0:32:03# Got to wait till there's other possible suspects
0:32:03 > 0:32:05# If I can just keep it closed till school
0:32:05 > 0:32:06# I could get another sucker to take the fall!
0:32:06 > 0:32:09# I got to stall him Check what he's on
0:32:09 > 0:32:12# Speaking of which Where the heck has he gone?! #
0:32:12 > 0:32:15- Let's play Kick Squad? - I've got to do this, man.
0:32:15 > 0:32:18If Byron coughs up, I can kit out the detention room with soft play stuff.
0:32:18 > 0:32:21Soft play? We ain't toddlers.
0:32:21 > 0:32:24If somebody is thumping a foam cube,
0:32:24 > 0:32:26they're less likely to thump someone else.
0:32:26 > 0:32:29- One go, bruv.- No, Josh.
0:32:29 > 0:32:32Yeah, cos, you know, I'll slam you into next week.
0:32:36 > 0:32:40All right. One go. That is all.
0:32:48 > 0:32:51Why d'you let me stay up late playing video games?!
0:32:51 > 0:32:53You begged me not to go to bed!
0:32:53 > 0:32:56"One more go, please, Josh! I can beat you!"
0:32:56 > 0:32:59- Stop leaving things till the last minute!- Ow!
0:33:01 > 0:33:02Why won't my laptop turn on?!
0:33:02 > 0:33:06Maybe it's having a lie-in instead of doing what it's supposed to do.
0:33:06 > 0:33:08Sound familiar?
0:33:08 > 0:33:11- Did you do something to it? - Don't blame him!
0:33:11 > 0:33:15If you did your work when you were meant to, you wouldn't be flapping,
0:33:15 > 0:33:20- like some flapping great sea bird. - Turn on. Turn on, you useless..!
0:33:20 > 0:33:23- Why don't you borrow a school laptop?- Are you nuts?
0:33:23 > 0:33:26Andress would blow her stack if a computer went missing.
0:33:26 > 0:33:29Then don't take it out of the ICT room.
0:33:29 > 0:33:35That could work. That will work. Josh, you're a legend.
0:33:37 > 0:33:39You're a good boy.
0:33:39 > 0:33:42When did you last wash your hair!?
0:33:50 > 0:33:54"That funding would pay for vital...!"
0:33:54 > 0:33:55Oh, morning, Nathan!
0:33:55 > 0:33:58Oh, Mel, hey.
0:33:59 > 0:34:02Just printing some posters for Life Class.
0:34:02 > 0:34:06Yeah, I heard some students were getting over-excited about that.
0:34:06 > 0:34:09As long as they can focus enough to hold a pencil,
0:34:09 > 0:34:11it will really improve their drawing.
0:34:11 > 0:34:14And you're running it, yeah? Why?
0:34:14 > 0:34:18It's an after-school activity, rather than an art department thing.
0:34:18 > 0:34:21And as long as it keeps the kids from breaking into the pool...
0:34:21 > 0:34:25Sorry, Mel, I've got to get on with this.
0:34:25 > 0:34:27Application. It needs to be in by midday.
0:34:45 > 0:34:47SHE BANGS PRINTER
0:34:47 > 0:34:50Don't suppose you know anything about printers?
0:34:50 > 0:34:53Have you tried turning it off and on again?
0:34:53 > 0:34:54Good thinking.
0:35:07 > 0:35:09Am I disturbing you?
0:35:11 > 0:35:13Maybe just a little bit.
0:35:13 > 0:35:17Can't you take the laptop and finish it next period?
0:35:17 > 0:35:21If Andress finds out, she'll muller me. You know how she gets.
0:35:21 > 0:35:23There isn't a class in here next period. She won't know.
0:35:34 > 0:35:37"Thanks, Mel." "Oh, you're welcome."
0:35:44 > 0:35:48OK, we've all read Macbeth.
0:35:48 > 0:35:50I want seven sides...
0:35:50 > 0:35:51GROANING
0:35:51 > 0:35:55..on main themes. Any questions? No? Good.
0:35:57 > 0:36:00- Are you still not coming? - No, I'm not.
0:36:00 > 0:36:02But you usually love art.
0:36:02 > 0:36:06Yeah, but I'm more interested in painting a landscape.
0:36:06 > 0:36:09There's so much more drama in a landscape.
0:36:09 > 0:36:12And there isn't any drama in a nudie lady?
0:36:13 > 0:36:15- Landscapes can't look you in the eye.- Fine!
0:36:15 > 0:36:17If it shuts you up, I'll go see the nude lady!
0:36:17 > 0:36:20SNIGGERING
0:36:20 > 0:36:26By which...I mean, female life model.
0:36:30 > 0:36:32Finished!
0:36:32 > 0:36:37Um...I'll be right back.
0:36:46 > 0:36:48Whoa!
0:36:51 > 0:36:52Mr Carter.
0:36:54 > 0:36:58- Miss Andress.- Something terrible has happened.- Has it?
0:36:58 > 0:37:03- Someone's stolen one of the school laptops.- Are you sure?
0:37:03 > 0:37:04It was there last period.
0:37:04 > 0:37:09How do you know it hasn't just been borrowed by some innocent person?
0:37:09 > 0:37:12Borrowing without permission is the same as stealing.
0:37:12 > 0:37:14In my book, there's nothing worse than theft.
0:37:14 > 0:37:18Come on, what about kicking a horse?
0:37:18 > 0:37:23What? Look, I need all the help I can. Come along.
0:37:23 > 0:37:29- The thief might still be there. We can fan out.- I'll be right there.
0:37:42 > 0:37:46Come here. Caretaker. Caretaker, have you seen him?! Caretaker?
0:37:57 > 0:38:00CARETAKER SINGS TO HIMSELF
0:38:02 > 0:38:03Hey!
0:38:05 > 0:38:08There was a bin right here a second ago.
0:38:08 > 0:38:12- A bin you say?- A bin.- I've never seen a bin here before.
0:38:12 > 0:38:16No, wait. There was a bin here once, but that was decades ago...
0:38:16 > 0:38:19It disappeared in mysterious circumstances.
0:38:19 > 0:38:23Some say it reappears from time to time,
0:38:23 > 0:38:29accompanied by a ghostly voice. "Bi-i-i-in! Bi-i-in!"
0:38:29 > 0:38:32- Just messing with you. I put it out in the playground.- Why?
0:38:32 > 0:38:36- To be emptied into the big bins. - What happens to the big bins?
0:38:36 > 0:38:39They're emptied into the rubbish collection lorry, which...
0:38:39 > 0:38:44smashes it all up into a pulp. Or it gets incinerated.
0:38:44 > 0:38:47Or broken up into tiny, tiny pieces.
0:38:47 > 0:38:49Why do you ask?
0:38:49 > 0:38:51Mr Carter!
0:38:51 > 0:38:54Two secs, Miss Andress.
0:39:22 > 0:39:23Josh!
0:39:26 > 0:39:30- What's going on?- I lost the laptop. - What?! You fluffy melon.
0:39:30 > 0:39:33- I need you to look through the bins. - Do it yourself.
0:39:33 > 0:39:34I need to go keep Andress busy.
0:39:34 > 0:39:38I ain't going through no bins, like some dirty urban fox.
0:39:38 > 0:39:40Please. Andress is on the warpath.
0:39:42 > 0:39:46I know this is all my fault, but I promise I'll make it up to you.
0:39:46 > 0:39:47Please, Josh, please.
0:39:47 > 0:39:51- OK. But you owe me one.- You legend.
0:39:51 > 0:39:53OK, Josh, off you go to sickbay...
0:39:53 > 0:39:56to deal with your disgusting, upset stomach.
0:39:56 > 0:39:58Right, let's try the playground.
0:39:58 > 0:40:03- Yes...or let's start in the boiler room.- OK.
0:40:08 > 0:40:12A new low for Josh Carter. Urgh.
0:40:17 > 0:40:20Well, it ain't here, bro.
0:40:21 > 0:40:24You've got to be joking me.
0:40:28 > 0:40:30Result!
0:40:34 > 0:40:38Let's go and see the headmaster, shall we?
0:40:42 > 0:40:44I'm telling you, I didn't take it!
0:40:44 > 0:40:46So it just magically appeared in your hand?!
0:40:46 > 0:40:49This is proper mash-up. I was helping someone else!
0:40:49 > 0:40:50Helping who, exactly?
0:40:52 > 0:40:55I was helping him. He was the one who took it.
0:40:55 > 0:40:57You expect us to believe that?
0:40:57 > 0:41:00OK, let's all calm down.
0:41:00 > 0:41:04It's not fair that Josh gets in trouble for something he didn't do.
0:41:04 > 0:41:07So, maybe I did, sort of, borrow it.
0:41:07 > 0:41:11That's very honourable to try and rescue your brother, Mr Carter,
0:41:11 > 0:41:14but he has to take responsibility for his own actions.
0:41:14 > 0:41:17- OK, look, wait...- No more, thank you.
0:41:18 > 0:41:21If Miss Andress hadn't found you when she had,
0:41:21 > 0:41:26- I would've called the police. - Perhaps you still should.- Perhaps.
0:41:26 > 0:41:29But in the meantime, I have to concoct a suitable punishment,
0:41:29 > 0:41:31and write to your mother.
0:41:31 > 0:41:36- No, she'll flip her nut. - He's right, sir. Leave it to me...
0:41:36 > 0:41:38You've had your chance to instil discipline
0:41:38 > 0:41:41though the 4 O'Clock Club, and it's clearly not working.
0:41:41 > 0:41:45You will be informed of your punishment in due course, Carter.
0:41:45 > 0:41:50For the moment, I need to reflect on the wider consequences of this.
0:41:50 > 0:41:53Now, go away.
0:41:54 > 0:41:56Hey! Hey!
0:41:58 > 0:42:00# Josh! Wait up!
0:42:00 > 0:42:03# I do a guy a favour and this is what I get in return?
0:42:03 > 0:42:05# Outrageous, why am I surprised?
0:42:05 > 0:42:07# He's always been like this
0:42:07 > 0:42:09# I remember when I Sellotaped his eyelids closed
0:42:09 > 0:42:11# So he'd have less trouble sleeping
0:42:11 > 0:42:14# Same deal, man All I got was grief, then
0:42:14 > 0:42:16# Now Bogoff got me working like a dog, woof!
0:42:16 > 0:42:17# I guess this is brotherly love
0:42:17 > 0:42:20# What have I done? I should never have put his neck on the line
0:42:20 > 0:42:23# Getting stressed all the time through a mess-up of mine
0:42:23 > 0:42:25# I gotta put things right somehow
0:42:25 > 0:42:28# Ain't no way he can put things right, it's done now
0:42:28 > 0:42:30# And me? I'm the scapegoat So I gotta paint coats
0:42:30 > 0:42:34# Over graffiti? OK, if you say so
0:42:34 > 0:42:36# But if I have to clean out the gents
0:42:36 > 0:42:38# I'm going to wring out the J-Cloth on his head
0:42:38 > 0:42:40# Just to let him know I ain't having none of that!
0:42:40 > 0:42:43# And look at my rep, too! What's he done to that?
0:42:43 > 0:42:45# My friends think I'm a thief What'll they say?
0:42:45 > 0:42:48# Hey, Jay, you're a legend, mate
0:42:48 > 0:42:50# Hmm, maybe it's not so bad!
0:42:50 > 0:42:53# Poor Josh, oh, man!
0:42:53 > 0:42:57# It's impossible to ignore him I feel like writing his lines for him
0:42:57 > 0:43:01# And I wonder how long he'll feel guilty? A long time?
0:43:01 > 0:43:02# Knowing Nate, bet it will be!
0:43:02 > 0:43:05# Then I'll play him like a xylophone
0:43:05 > 0:43:07# With just a bottom lip and these puppy eyes alone
0:43:07 > 0:43:10# No-one can survive when they get "the eyes"
0:43:10 > 0:43:12# Guaranteed, man it works, like, every time
0:43:12 > 0:43:15# And in that case surely there's a couple things
0:43:15 > 0:43:18# That he could do, for me! #
0:43:18 > 0:43:21Getting into scrapes with Byron's the best thing to happen to me.
0:43:21 > 0:43:23How can that possibly be?!
0:43:23 > 0:43:25Check it. Yo, bro.
0:43:25 > 0:43:29You all right? Anything I can do?
0:43:29 > 0:43:30Nah, I'm frosty.
0:43:30 > 0:43:35- I was telling the boys that Kick Squad 2 comes out today.- Does it?
0:43:35 > 0:43:38Too bad Bogoff sent that letter to Mum and she canned my pocket money.
0:43:38 > 0:43:42Well, why don't we head to town and pick up a copy now?
0:43:42 > 0:43:43You don't have to do that.
0:43:43 > 0:43:46I want to, though. You're my little brother, man.
0:43:46 > 0:43:51- That's well generous.- It's nothing. Meet me by the car, yeah?- Yeah.
0:43:52 > 0:43:56That was the most awesome thing I have ever seen.
0:43:56 > 0:43:59Life is sweet.
0:44:02 > 0:44:04Don't you feel at all guilty?
0:44:04 > 0:44:08- Why should I feel guilty? - You did, kind of, break his laptop.
0:44:08 > 0:44:11But look what it got me. I own Nathan now!
0:44:11 > 0:44:16I reckon, if I keep laying it on, I could get him to take me to Florida.
0:44:18 > 0:44:20What?
0:44:24 > 0:44:27OK. Are you still going to get me Kick Squad 2?
0:44:27 > 0:44:30Yeah, sure. I'll buy you whatever you want, Josh(!)
0:44:30 > 0:44:33Because I'll have a ton of cash after I've spent every penny I own
0:44:33 > 0:44:36- on buying a new laptop! - It was an accident. Sorry.
0:44:36 > 0:44:40Sorry?! You're sorry for breaking it or sorry for playing me?
0:44:40 > 0:44:43Whichever one gets me Kick Squad 2.
0:44:44 > 0:44:47You let me get into trouble to save your back!
0:44:47 > 0:44:50- You let me believe it was my fault! - It was both our faults, OK?
0:44:50 > 0:44:51OK! We're quits.
0:44:51 > 0:44:55Yeah, quits. You thief a laptop and strut away like Mr Innocent.
0:44:55 > 0:44:59I'll just get on with my month of detentions, as if I'm the bad guy.
0:44:59 > 0:45:03- OK, I will buy you Kick Squad 2. Then we're quits.- Deal.
0:45:03 > 0:45:05However, you will save up to buy me a new laptop.
0:45:09 > 0:45:11That was fun.
0:45:11 > 0:45:15- Sorry it's slightly late, sir. - I'll review the funding application,
0:45:15 > 0:45:18but don't hold your breath. In light of the changes I've just
0:45:18 > 0:45:21made to school discipline policy, buying foam fun blocks
0:45:21 > 0:45:23for detentionees is low on my list of priorities.
0:45:23 > 0:45:27They're anti-aggression cubes, sir. Wait! What changes?
0:45:27 > 0:45:30It's time to give our students some real incentive to behave.
0:45:30 > 0:45:32What kind of incentive?
0:45:32 > 0:45:34Stop saying I'm scared.
0:45:34 > 0:45:36I just don't think ogling women is big or clever.
0:45:36 > 0:45:40Neither is crying yourself to sleep, but you do that every night.
0:45:40 > 0:45:43No, I don't. I don't even know where that rumour started.
0:45:43 > 0:45:44Oi! Idiots.
0:45:44 > 0:45:47Ladies, what seems to be the problem?
0:45:47 > 0:45:49What do you think? Flipping Molly says it was you
0:45:49 > 0:45:53- what done it, was it you what done all this?- What was what?
0:45:53 > 0:45:57What do you think you was doing? You're so whatever. Such a yeah.
0:45:57 > 0:46:00What the Professor is trying to say is that somebody,
0:46:00 > 0:46:03- mentioning no names... - But it's you, Josh.
0:46:03 > 0:46:08..stole a laptop. Now Bogoff's gone mental and brought in new rules.
0:46:08 > 0:46:12Anyone with more than five detentions is banned
0:46:12 > 0:46:13from afterschool activities.
0:46:13 > 0:46:15We've all had more than five dets.
0:46:15 > 0:46:18We won't be going to life-drawing club.
0:46:18 > 0:46:20No. No. No. There has to be some mistake.
0:46:20 > 0:46:23I have to go. My adulthood depends on it.
0:46:23 > 0:46:26- Good work! - Josh, what have you done?!
0:46:26 > 0:46:29- You're in it now, Carter. - ALL: Fight! Fight! Fight!
0:46:30 > 0:46:35All right, guys. Calm down. Break it up. Come on, come on!
0:46:37 > 0:46:39Stop it, you rabble!
0:46:39 > 0:46:41Detention. All of you.
0:46:41 > 0:46:45I will not tolerate this sort of behaviour at Elmsbury.
0:46:45 > 0:46:46It ends today.
0:46:46 > 0:46:50- It ain't fair we all get in trouble for something Josh did.- What?!
0:47:02 > 0:47:05Life drawing starts in 30, we'll be stuck here instead
0:47:05 > 0:47:07of looking at a pair of whatsits.
0:47:07 > 0:47:11- OK, guys. Thanks for coming. - Like we had a choice?
0:47:11 > 0:47:14Sorry. Look, there's something I need to say.
0:47:14 > 0:47:17- Something really important. - This should be good.
0:47:17 > 0:47:20- Just get on with it, Thingy. - Quiet. Let him speak.
0:47:20 > 0:47:23- You let him speak. - Carry on, Mr Carter.
0:47:23 > 0:47:26- Thank you.- You're very welcome, sir. - Thank you.
0:47:26 > 0:47:29- It's my pleasure.- OK. - Please, go ahead.
0:47:29 > 0:47:34Right. I want to talk to you about taking responsibility
0:47:34 > 0:47:36- for our actions. - You having a go at me?
0:47:36 > 0:47:39I'm not talking about you, Zoe. I'm talking about me.
0:47:39 > 0:47:42I ain't done nothing,, so flip off my back, yeah?
0:47:42 > 0:47:44If he hadn't taken the laptop, none of us would be here.
0:47:44 > 0:47:49- I didn't take the laptop. - Exactly.- Shut up.- What?
0:47:49 > 0:47:51Don't start getting on my case,
0:47:51 > 0:47:54cos my uncle is thinking of becoming a community policeman
0:47:54 > 0:47:56and he says, if you get on my case,
0:47:56 > 0:48:00you're technically in breach of contract - and that's illegal.
0:48:00 > 0:48:04I think what she's trying to say is, we don't have to stand for this.
0:48:04 > 0:48:07We got into trouble. We've been punished. Seems fair.
0:48:07 > 0:48:11Trust you to be pleased. Anything to avoid the nudie lady.
0:48:11 > 0:48:14Do you realise how shallow, pathetic and desperate you sound?
0:48:14 > 0:48:19Do I look like I care? You know what? We should protest.
0:48:19 > 0:48:22- Nobody's protesting. - Says you, I say we go kick in
0:48:22 > 0:48:27- Bogoff's door and TP his stupid man face.- Hang on a minute.
0:48:27 > 0:48:29Or do something slightly less psychopathic, like explaining
0:48:29 > 0:48:32- why he has to put things back how they were.- Whatever. Who's with me?
0:48:32 > 0:48:34CHEERING
0:48:34 > 0:48:37Wait! This is crazy, this is nuts.
0:48:37 > 0:48:40- At least give me a chance to explain. - You had your chance.
0:48:44 > 0:48:47I'll just pop off and keep an eye on them, shall I?
0:48:49 > 0:48:53- That went well(!) Nice going. - You have to help me stop them.
0:48:53 > 0:48:56- I'm done helping you.- Byron thinks this club is out of control.
0:48:56 > 0:49:00What if he catches them rampaging? What'll he do to them? To me?
0:49:00 > 0:49:06The whole school will be on lockdown. Shorter breaks, longer detentions.
0:49:06 > 0:49:08# Bars on the windows ID cards with info
0:49:08 > 0:49:09# So they can track where you been, bro!
0:49:09 > 0:49:12# Man, this ain't hardcore This is horrorcore!
0:49:12 > 0:49:14# CCTV in the corridors
0:49:14 > 0:49:16# And they'll start to look at every kid like a crook
0:49:16 > 0:49:19# Get locked up for a late library book
0:49:19 > 0:49:22# And you won't be chewing gum all the time when
0:49:22 > 0:49:23# The punishment is solitary confinement
0:49:23 > 0:49:26# Get chained to the wall just for littering
0:49:26 > 0:49:28# Get your mouth glued shut just for giggling
0:49:28 > 0:49:30# If he needs help from someone it's not me
0:49:30 > 0:49:32# I did it before and look where it got me
0:49:32 > 0:49:36# I need a hand, man, cos I can't stop these nutty kids on my own
0:49:36 > 0:49:37# Come on, Josh, please!
0:49:37 > 0:49:40# Oh, no, here we go with the head in hands
0:49:40 > 0:49:43# Any minute now he's gonna start begging, man!
0:49:43 > 0:49:46# Also known as his "chatting up tactic", he starts crying, that's it
0:49:46 > 0:49:50- # I ain't' going over there to stick up for him- Argh!
0:49:50 > 0:49:53# Whoa, he's suffering I guess he really is desperate
0:49:53 > 0:49:55# Maybe scared of getting fired Man, that's messed up!
0:49:55 > 0:49:58# Man, if he weren't my brother
0:49:58 > 0:50:00# Guess I'm just another sucker. #
0:50:00 > 0:50:03We can cut them off if we go through the science corridor.
0:50:06 > 0:50:09- What do we want?- ALL: No detention! - When do we want it?- All: Now!
0:50:09 > 0:50:13- What do we want?- ALL: Nudity! - When do we want it?- All: Now!
0:50:13 > 0:50:17- What do we want?- ALL: No detention! - When do we want it?- All: Now!
0:50:17 > 0:50:21Look, you keep Byron busy. I'll lure them away from his office.
0:50:21 > 0:50:24- What shall I do? - Just try not to make things worse.
0:50:24 > 0:50:27- It'd be better to lead him away from the school.- Me?
0:50:27 > 0:50:30- Byron, you spoon. - You think you can?
0:50:30 > 0:50:33Just get this mob back to the 4 O'clock Club,
0:50:33 > 0:50:37- and I'll get him as far away from here as I can.- Go, go!
0:50:37 > 0:50:42- What do we want?- ALL: No detention! - When do we want it?- All: Now!
0:50:42 > 0:50:47- What do we want?- ALL: No detention! - When do we want it?- All: Now!
0:50:47 > 0:50:50CHANTING: We want trouble!
0:50:55 > 0:50:59How dare you burst in here! I could've been doing anything.
0:50:59 > 0:51:05Sir, it's urgent, you need to come. There's been a...
0:51:05 > 0:51:08- A what?- It's Miss Andress, sir. - What about her?
0:51:08 > 0:51:11- She's had an accident. - Is it serious?
0:51:13 > 0:51:17She's a lost...a leg, sir. It's horrible.
0:51:19 > 0:51:22CHANTING
0:51:22 > 0:51:24Just shut up and listen!
0:51:27 > 0:51:33It was me that stole the laptop. Not Josh. Well, borrowed it.
0:51:33 > 0:51:35I needed to write an application
0:51:35 > 0:51:39for funding for the 4 O'clock Club, to get some better gear for us.
0:51:39 > 0:51:43- Sir, I'm very disappointed in you. - So you should be.
0:51:43 > 0:51:47But this is my responsibility, I need to be the one who handles it.
0:51:47 > 0:51:50Bogoff's well over the top, we ain't done nothing.
0:51:50 > 0:51:53Do you think marching into the headteacher's office,
0:51:53 > 0:51:56like wildebeest, demanding justice - I-C-E, by the way -
0:51:56 > 0:51:58will convince him you've done nothing wrong?
0:51:58 > 0:52:02- Who are you calling wildebeest, Plank Face?- Calm down, Zoe Marie.
0:52:02 > 0:52:04I am calm, fishbreath.
0:52:04 > 0:52:06SHOUTING AND ARGUING
0:52:06 > 0:52:10- How again did this happen? - Maybe it was an animal.
0:52:10 > 0:52:13Are you saying an animal ate Miss Andress's leg?
0:52:13 > 0:52:17I don't know, she just had one leg less than the last time I saw her.
0:52:17 > 0:52:19One leg fewer.
0:52:19 > 0:52:22I don't get it. She's gone. We need to go find her.
0:52:22 > 0:52:26I'm starting to suspect this whole thing is a pack of lies.
0:52:26 > 0:52:30- Maybe she crawled away. - Where is the blood?
0:52:30 > 0:52:32Perhaps the animal licked it up.
0:52:32 > 0:52:36Perhaps we should find out why you're not in detention
0:52:36 > 0:52:37like you're supposed to be.
0:52:37 > 0:52:42- I want to speak with Bogoff.- You mean you want to shout at Mr Byron.
0:52:42 > 0:52:46- You're like a foghorn on legs. - At least I got legs.
0:52:46 > 0:52:49- Those are more like... monkey poles. - Enough with the insults now.
0:52:51 > 0:52:54Sir, I think we should maybe go a different way.
0:52:54 > 0:53:00- It's Miss Andress. It's not pretty. - I've had enough of this nonsense.
0:53:01 > 0:53:03Oh, not, she's gone again.
0:53:05 > 0:53:08Perhaps she went in here...
0:53:12 > 0:53:15Mr Byron. There you are.
0:53:15 > 0:53:19- What are you doing in there? - Yeah, what are you doing in there?
0:53:19 > 0:53:23Good question. We were on our way to see you.
0:53:23 > 0:53:28We wanted to tell you about... that thing. What was it again?
0:53:28 > 0:53:31They've all come to apologise.
0:53:31 > 0:53:32Yes!
0:53:32 > 0:53:36I was telling the students about...
0:53:36 > 0:53:39taking responsibility for their actions.
0:53:39 > 0:53:42We've all come to realise the error of our ways.
0:53:42 > 0:53:48We felt an apology would be the best way to draw a line under that.
0:53:48 > 0:53:51We've come to recognise the rules and you don't
0:53:51 > 0:53:55- have to bring in all these extra new ones.- Isn't that right?
0:53:55 > 0:53:58- Sorry, Mr Byron.- Yeah.- Soz.
0:54:02 > 0:54:04Apology accepted. You're all free to leave.
0:54:07 > 0:54:12- Sorry, sir.- Now that we've got that out of the way,
0:54:12 > 0:54:16I was wondering if maybe we could reverse some of the...
0:54:16 > 0:54:21trying not to say harsh, some of the more harsh-er of the new rules?
0:54:23 > 0:54:26Miss Andress. It grew back!
0:54:26 > 0:54:32What? Mr Byron, can I have a word with you and Mr Carter?
0:54:32 > 0:54:34Mr Carter, can you explain why I found
0:54:34 > 0:54:39an application for 4 O'clock Club funding on the missing laptop?
0:54:39 > 0:54:42I did try telling you. A bit.
0:54:42 > 0:54:47Mr Carter and I have much to discuss on the subject of responsibility.
0:54:47 > 0:54:49Come along, Mr Carter.
0:54:49 > 0:54:54- There's still time. C'mon. - I'm not going.- Let's do this.
0:54:58 > 0:55:00OK, is everyone ready?
0:55:00 > 0:55:04- Why did I agree to this?- This is it.
0:55:11 > 0:55:15PENCILS HIT THE FLOOR
0:55:16 > 0:55:19Didn't know you were artists, boys.
0:55:19 > 0:55:21Today we're going to be drawing Mr Jameson.
0:55:21 > 0:55:25Ash, what have we done?
0:55:25 > 0:55:27They said there'd be a nude model.
0:55:27 > 0:55:29And that's exactly what we got.
0:55:29 > 0:55:34A model, Ryan, as in a hottie.
0:55:34 > 0:55:36Not the cabbagey old caretaker.
0:55:38 > 0:55:40Where do you think you're going?
0:55:40 > 0:55:44Just realised there was somewhere we had to be, Miss.
0:55:44 > 0:55:46Somewhere with a bucket.
0:55:46 > 0:55:48Sit down. Start drawing.
0:55:54 > 0:55:56I'm going to have nightmares about this.
0:55:57 > 0:55:59I think I'm already having one.
0:56:08 > 0:56:10# Can't live with 'em And you can't kick em out
0:56:10 > 0:56:12# When they're up they rub it in your face
0:56:12 > 0:56:13# Kick you when you're down
0:56:13 > 0:56:16# When no-one understands the You know what they're on about
0:56:16 > 0:56:18# When he's gonna be around Gotta find a common ground
0:56:18 > 0:56:23# If you know so much about me Where do I go from here? #
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