0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What you do when you end up somewhere you never been to?
0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Wash that stress out like it was shampoo
0:00:18 > 0:00:19# You should stay
0:00:19 > 0:00:20# It can change
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# There's good days and bad days
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# So the only time is now 4 o'clock. #
0:00:31 > 0:00:32Listen up.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35Switch off.
0:00:35 > 0:00:39Keep closed.
0:00:39 > 0:00:40Feed me.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44- Make sure you double lock at night. - Yeah.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46- Keep the windows...- Mum, it's fine.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49We'll be sweet as. Oh, and, uh...
0:00:49 > 0:00:53- What time are you flying out tonight?- Why?
0:00:53 > 0:00:55I was just... I was just wondering.
0:00:55 > 0:01:01Read my lips. Two friends, Ash and Ryan, no more.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06- And you'll be here to keep an eye on him, yeah?- Mm...
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Well, I thought maybe I'd go check out a gig in...
0:01:08 > 0:01:11No way. You're not leaving Josh to throw some kind of wild party.
0:01:11 > 0:01:15- They're only two friends, Mum. - That's what your brother said
0:01:15 > 0:01:18when he was your age. "Just two friends, Mum."
0:01:18 > 0:01:23What sort of friends feed crisps to a goldfish?
0:01:23 > 0:01:29What sort of friends leave dirty footprints over my bedroom floor?
0:01:30 > 0:01:35- And what kind of friends are sick in a jug?- Ow!
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Mum, how many times can I say I'm sorry, you know?
0:01:37 > 0:01:41- I learned my lesson.- Yeah, yeah. I've learnt my lesson too.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44- You are staying in with him.- OW!
0:01:44 > 0:01:45Ooh!
0:01:45 > 0:01:46THEY LAUGH
0:01:49 > 0:01:53- What time you going to this gig? - You are joking.- She'll never know.
0:01:53 > 0:01:58She'll know. She'll phone me up, she'll want to speak to me.
0:01:58 > 0:02:03- Well, I won't answer. - She'll find out.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06She's like a black Miss Marple with attitude.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09- You saw here with that spoon. - You scared?
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Of course I'm scared, you muppet!
0:02:11 > 0:02:15So, you're just going to hang around all night like one of those
0:02:15 > 0:02:17fun-sucking bin bags from Harry Potter?
0:02:17 > 0:02:23Come on, bruv. It could be just me, you, Ash, Ryan.
0:02:23 > 0:02:29- Could get a pizza, rent a DVD. - Yeah. Watch Chicken Run.
0:02:31 > 0:02:36- I just don't get it. Why does no-one trust me?- I trust you.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39- Ash, you'd trust a pig if it told you it could fly.- Sure.
0:02:39 > 0:02:44I mean, if it's learned how to talk, that must be a pretty clever pig.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Look. All I'm trying to say is,
0:02:46 > 0:02:49just because my brother had a party once doesn't mean I will too.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Yo, Josh. Done the invites to your party.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55- Great. Don't hand them out yet though.- All right.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57I'll just go back in time and not hand them out, shall I?
0:02:57 > 0:03:00What did you do that for, you spanner?
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Because you told me to, you plank.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Now I'm telling you to get them all back.
0:03:08 > 0:03:12All right. Fine. I will. You monkey wrench.
0:03:14 > 0:03:15So are you having a party or what?
0:03:15 > 0:03:19Yeah, once I figure out how to dump the babysitter.
0:03:20 > 0:03:21DRUMMING
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Josh! Josh!
0:03:31 > 0:03:33What did the drum kit ever do to you?
0:03:33 > 0:03:37Ruin my social life. I'm pretending it's my brother.
0:03:37 > 0:03:42- So I'm guessing Nathan's not on your list then?- What list?
0:03:42 > 0:03:45The guest list for your party. Found this on the floor.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Oh, that's not really a party.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51It's just a small social gathering with a couple of personal friends.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54- Sounds great. I'll try and pop along.- Oh, no, no...- I'm joking.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58Thanks for the invite but I'm going to see L'Amour et La Femme.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Who the what now?
0:04:00 > 0:04:01SHE LAUGHS
0:04:01 > 0:04:03It's a film. A classic.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05It's old, French, black and white, about four hours long.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09- You'd love it(!)- Wow, miss. Why don't you do more fun things?
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Like sticking forks in your head.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15Yes, I am aware the I will probably be the only person in the cinema.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20- You're starting to sound like my brother now.- Do I?
0:04:20 > 0:04:24Yeah, he loves all those old, boring black and white films.
0:04:24 > 0:04:25Really?
0:04:25 > 0:04:28Yeah. He's seen every one. He's practically French now.
0:04:28 > 0:04:33- Nathan can speak French. - Yeah, sure...
0:04:33 > 0:04:37But the problems is, his mates always want him to see proper films.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38You know, with colour.
0:04:38 > 0:04:42He's welcome to come along with me if he likes.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Yeah, you should totally ask him.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Yeah. I'll do that.
0:04:53 > 0:04:54Wait. He said what?
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Classic French cinema. Said you're a fan.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00- Yeah, that.- Like I'd... They're showing L'Amour et La Femme
0:05:00 > 0:05:02and I wondered if you want to come along.
0:05:02 > 0:05:07Yeah, course. Unless you wanted to watch something else.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11I heard Shark Attackers was supposed to be great, but...
0:05:11 > 0:05:16I'm sure L'amour and the thing... That sounds good too.
0:05:16 > 0:05:23- Josh said you're practically fluent. - Me? Yeah. 'Leetle beet'.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27- You'll have to give me French lessons.- Ah, oui oui!- Mr Carter.
0:05:27 > 0:05:33Or should I say Monsieur Carter? Vous parlez francais alors.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35- You what?- You speak French.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41- Yes. Yes I do.- Formidable.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Our French assistante is down with the flu.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45You wouldn't mind filling in, would you?
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Seven, eight. They probably...
0:05:53 > 0:05:56- All right. Come on.- Oi. Fish food.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59- What's up?- What's up? I'll tell you what's up.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00What's up is I'm now on my way
0:06:00 > 0:06:02to teach a Year 8 French conversation class.
0:06:02 > 0:06:06- No way! Since when did you start speaking French?- I don't.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09- But thanks to you, Bogof thinks I do.- How come? Oh, let me guess.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12You were trying to get a date with Miss Poppy.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15- You're in it deep now, mate. - No, you're in it deep. With me.
0:06:15 > 0:06:20- Who me? You're supposed to be thanking me.- What for?
0:06:20 > 0:06:25- Did you get a date nor not?- Well, yeah, but...- Well, there you go.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29- I know what you're up to, so I am going to go out tonight.- Sweet as.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32But I'm trusting you, all right?
0:06:32 > 0:06:36You can have two friends around, Ash, Ryan. No more. Promise me.
0:06:36 > 0:06:37Would I lie to you?
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Yo. Party round at mine tonight.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47THEY CHEER
0:06:50 > 0:06:54- Got them.- Great. You can hand them out now.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Je m'appelle Katie.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03J'ai quatorze ans. J'adore les animaux.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05J'ai un chien, deux chats,
0:07:05 > 0:07:12un petit lapin et un poisson rouge qui sait nager a l'envers!
0:07:12 > 0:07:14STUDENTS LAUGH
0:07:15 > 0:07:16Heh.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Here you go. See you later, mate.
0:07:21 > 0:07:25- Right. That's all of them. - See you tonight, losers.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29That's what we've got to look out for.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Troublesome gatecrashers like Molly.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Chill out, Fiona. She's not going to gatecrash.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37I invited her.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41You what? You can't have. I do all the invites.
0:07:41 > 0:07:42Nah. I didn't bother with them.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45You do not want to get bogged down in paperwork.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48But... Who else have you asked?
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Ash, we're going to have a problem with numbers.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Don't worry about that. I asked loads of people.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55That's what I mean, you melon.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Guys, I heard Josh's party was getting out of control,
0:07:58 > 0:08:01but it's fine because I've invited some really hard Year 11s
0:08:01 > 0:08:04- so there'll be no trouble. - What? They can't come.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Tell them. Tell them they can't come.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10I would, but they'll probably beat you up.
0:08:10 > 0:08:14It's fine! It's all under control.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Don't invite anyone else.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18What time's the party tonight?
0:08:18 > 0:08:21You're definitely not coming. No way. There's no room.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23You saying I'm too fat to fit in a house?
0:08:23 > 0:08:24SIGHS
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Fine, you can come.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29I know. And I'll bring my friends Britney, Lynne and Adele,
0:08:29 > 0:08:32and they'll bring their cousins, boyfriends and their mates.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34But not Shanice. She's a nightmare.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37- Coming to the party? Everybody is. - THEY CHATTER
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Mate. You have well messed this up.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42You did what?!
0:08:44 > 0:08:46HE RAPS: I thought I had this under control
0:08:46 > 0:08:50Now it feels like I dug up a hole and I'm falling
0:08:49 > 0:08:50Whoa!
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Man, I'm falling
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Whoa!
0:08:53 > 0:08:55This party's already a disaster
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Like Nathan's was in the past
0:08:57 > 0:08:59I know for a fact he ruined his own bash
0:08:59 > 0:09:01And that was without any Ryan and no Ash
0:09:01 > 0:09:04I'll be grounded so long I won't see the summer
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Thanks to Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber
0:09:06 > 0:09:09I want to call the whole thing off right now
0:09:09 > 0:09:11But there's other problems like how?
0:09:11 > 0:09:15I don't know if I can pull out Only a loser would cancel now
0:09:15 > 0:09:19I guarantee nobody tells me I'm any less than the next king of Elmsbury
0:09:19 > 0:09:21J Carter, work hard, play harder
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Now it's time to finish what they started
0:09:24 > 0:09:26You seen the boy now see the man
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Oh, yeah, I forgot. I need a plan
0:09:28 > 0:09:30- HE RAPS:- I thought I had this under control
0:09:30 > 0:09:35Now I feel like I dug up a hole and I'm falling
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Whoa!
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Man, I'm falling
0:09:36 > 0:09:37Whoa!
0:09:37 > 0:09:39I thought I had this under control
0:09:39 > 0:09:43Now I feel like I dug up a hole and I'm falling
0:09:42 > 0:09:43Whoa!
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Man, I'm falling
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Whoa!
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Man, come on, Nathan, not again
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Je suis le grande croissant brain
0:09:50 > 0:09:52I speak French like fish climb trees
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Catching my breath's where you'll find me
0:09:55 > 0:09:56What do I know about French cinema?
0:09:56 > 0:10:00Hope they only used words like petit pois
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Bon bons, merci and brie
0:10:02 > 0:10:04And, uh...oui
0:10:04 > 0:10:05And me, I need another option
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Everybody's coming to my house How to stop them?
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Without looking like a killjoy
0:10:10 > 0:10:13For real, oi, this one is going to take skills, boy
0:10:13 > 0:10:15But I'm the man for the job
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Brains in my head and a tongue in my gob
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Yeah, there may be an element of doubt and risk
0:10:19 > 0:10:22But I think I might have a way out of this.
0:10:40 > 0:10:41KNOCK ON DOOR
0:10:48 > 0:10:50KETTLE WHISTLES
0:10:52 > 0:10:57So. Who's going to Josh Carter's party, hmm? Hands up.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59- MAKES A BUZZER SOUND - Try again.
0:11:00 > 0:11:05Ah, correct answer. Cos it ain't happening. Yeah?
0:11:05 > 0:11:09Mr Carter has officially pooped this party.
0:11:09 > 0:11:10Right?
0:11:17 > 0:11:18Sorry about that, Mr Jenkins.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27- So it's definitely off then? - Yeah, gutted.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30Killjoy of a brother found out. Must've looked in every class.
0:11:30 > 0:11:31Tell you what.
0:11:31 > 0:11:36When I get older, whoever grassed you up, I'm going to... Urgh...
0:11:36 > 0:11:41- I'll... Well, it's bad. I'm so angry.- Yeah, right.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Cos I tell you, I am fuming.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45What are you looking at me for? It weren't me.
0:11:45 > 0:11:49Wasn't it, Ryan? Ryan, wasn't it?
0:11:49 > 0:11:52- What are you saying?- You're the one who had the invitations.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55Maybe you accidentally on purpose dropped one
0:11:55 > 0:11:56underneath his brother's door.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59And maybe your mum accidentally on purpose
0:11:59 > 0:12:02dropped you on your stupid head.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05- Maybe she did, Ryan. Maybe she did.- Guys, calm down.
0:12:05 > 0:12:09Break it up, break it up. It wasn't Ryan who grassed up, it was me.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13- What? Why?- Think about it.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16You guys totally messed it up by telling everyone to come.
0:12:16 > 0:12:20This way the house doesn't get trashed and I stay cool.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23- Apart from with your brother. - Oh, Nathan?
0:12:23 > 0:12:24I can handle him.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27That's...brilliant.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30I'm still watching you.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Oh, bonjour.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38- Oh... - HE MUMBLES
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Mel. See, tonight...
0:12:40 > 0:12:43No, I still don't want to see Shark Attackers.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46No, no. Nor do I. No.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49But I think I'm going to have to look after Josh
0:12:49 > 0:12:51cos our mum's away and he was...
0:12:51 > 0:12:54- Planning a party?- Right.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57I think I'll have to stay in and make sure nothing happens.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00- Sorry.- That's fine. So are you staying at his?- At his?
0:13:00 > 0:13:05- Or is he staying at yours?- Yeah. My place, yeah.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Where I live on my own. Of course. My place.
0:13:07 > 0:13:12Um, well, if you really can't get out then I could come over to yours.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15- I've got it on DVD. We could still watch it together.- Yeah?
0:13:16 > 0:13:19That'd be great. That's great.
0:13:19 > 0:13:20C'est genial.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35- Look, Josh, about tonight. - Yeah, bruv.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39Before we go in there's something I wanted to say.
0:13:39 > 0:13:40I lied to you and I'm not proud of that.
0:13:40 > 0:13:44- Uh... Good.- You know, you trusted me
0:13:44 > 0:13:48and I said I wasn't going to have a party when I was.
0:13:48 > 0:13:52- You stepped in and saved me from myself.- Right.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55So tonight it's just me, Ash and Ryan and some pizzas,
0:13:55 > 0:13:57if you're going to get them for us.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00No. No way. There's been a change of plan.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03I'm staying in now and Ash and Ryan are not coming over.
0:14:03 > 0:14:08- In fact, you're staying in your room all night.- You what?
0:14:11 > 0:14:12That well ain't fair!
0:14:12 > 0:14:16You better let me bring my friends over or I'll phone Childline.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Just count yourself lucky I haven't told Mum.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25- Mum, look at this. - This is why I hate weddings.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27CAR HORN BEEPS
0:14:27 > 0:14:30Oh, no! That's my taxi. Please!
0:14:32 > 0:14:38Right. Tickets, passport, money, phone.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Phone, phone. Josh, help me find my phone.
0:14:44 > 0:14:48MOBILE PHONE RINGS It's ringing.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50PHONE RINGS
0:14:50 > 0:14:51Oh!
0:14:51 > 0:14:55Oh, thank you, Josh. What would I do without you? Right.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58There is lasagne in the oven
0:14:58 > 0:15:02and I want to find this place exactly as I left it, yeah?
0:15:02 > 0:15:04CD STACK CLATTERS
0:15:05 > 0:15:08- Love you.- Bye, Mum.
0:15:08 > 0:15:09Bye.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19Whoa, whoa. What's the hurry? She's not back till Sunday.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21No point cleaning till then.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Yeah? Well, actually,
0:15:24 > 0:15:27- Miss Poppy's going to come round tonight.- What?!- Yeah.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30So you're going to have to help me clean up, and then...
0:15:30 > 0:15:33- you've got to stay in your room. All evening.- No way.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38RAPS: Yep, yep, it's just so typical
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Yep, yep, yep, it's just so typical
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Just so typical, just so typical
0:15:43 > 0:15:46Yep, yep, yep, it's just so typical
0:15:46 > 0:15:48He must think I'm five years old
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Tryin' to send me to my room As if I've been told
0:15:50 > 0:15:53With some authority And a big put-down
0:15:53 > 0:15:55When in actuality He's a six-foot clown
0:15:55 > 0:15:58Just cos he's older than I am He ain't the boss of me
0:15:58 > 0:16:00That'd be like Taking orders from Ryan
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Thinks that he's all man So he can pull rank
0:16:03 > 0:16:06When I know He ain't running with a full tank
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Cos if he really thinks I don't understand
0:16:08 > 0:16:11His underhand little plan Then he must be mad
0:16:11 > 0:16:13It's obvious in my room's Where he wants me
0:16:13 > 0:16:15So he gets some time alone With Miss Poppy
0:16:15 > 0:16:18He can't lock me in here It's time for him to learn
0:16:18 > 0:16:20He wants something Well, I want something in return
0:16:20 > 0:16:24You see, an only child Might find this stuff bizarre
0:16:24 > 0:16:26But the fact is That's how big brothers are
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Yep, yep, it's just so typical
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Wouldn't expect this From this individual
0:16:30 > 0:16:33- Irritating.- Hypocrite - Frustrating.- Halfwit
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- Snivelling, in a word, sibling - In a word, sibling
0:16:36 > 0:16:37It's like he's five years old
0:16:37 > 0:16:40Do I have to print a sign Typed in bold
0:16:40 > 0:16:43Josh, stay out of my face Overcrowding my space
0:16:43 > 0:16:45I really wish I could have found him a place
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Of his own, like, you know A little kennel on the balcony
0:16:47 > 0:16:50We could keep him there And only let him out to feed
0:16:50 > 0:16:52I'm allowed to dream Just for a minute
0:16:52 > 0:16:55How peaceful my world would be Without him in it
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Ever since he was born, man He's always there
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Turn around and he's there Turn around, he's there
0:17:00 > 0:17:02See, he's just like the air All over me
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Except he doesn't help me breathe He's choking me
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Now, he knows I need to act Like it's my flat
0:17:08 > 0:17:10And lock him up, too He ain't gonna like that
0:17:10 > 0:17:12See, an only child Might find this stuff bizarre
0:17:12 > 0:17:15But the fact is That's how little brothers are
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Yep, yep, it's just so typical
0:17:17 > 0:17:20Wouldn't expect less From this individual
0:17:20 > 0:17:22- Doughnut.- Flapjack - Drainpipe.- Backchat
0:17:22 > 0:17:25- Sickening, in a word, sibling - In a word, sibling.
0:17:25 > 0:17:26I'll tell Mum you were planning a party.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29I'll tell Mum you planned to leave me on my own.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31All right, fine, you can have Ryan and Ash round,
0:17:31 > 0:17:34OK? So long as you stay in your room.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37- Right?- Right, deal.- Right.
0:17:37 > 0:17:38Now help me tidy up.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41- DOORBELL RINGS - Right. Go to your room.
0:17:41 > 0:17:45- Don't you want me to get that? - No! No, just go to your room, Josh.
0:17:45 > 0:17:49All right, all right. Keep your wig on.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52DOORBELL RINGS REPEATEDLY
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Hi.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Sorry, I was just...
0:18:01 > 0:18:04tidying up. Come through.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11Have a seat.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21- Uh, drink? - A glass of wine would be lovely.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23- LAUGHS:- Oui!
0:18:23 > 0:18:25I'll just, uh...
0:18:25 > 0:18:28open up...le bottle.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Uh...
0:18:33 > 0:18:35This is nice.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Uh, thanks.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40It's not how I imagined your place.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Oh, well...
0:18:42 > 0:18:44I've only just moved in, you know?
0:18:44 > 0:18:48So it's taking me a while to get it sorted.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Back in a sec.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56I've just got to... Um...
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Back in a sec.
0:19:01 > 0:19:02Yeah.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06I just remembered. You don't live here.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09- What?!- You don't live here.
0:19:09 > 0:19:14I live here, you live somewhere else. With Mum.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16But you're staying here, at my flat.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18OK? Got it?
0:19:26 > 0:19:30These are interesting. What's the story behind these?
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Uh, I won them. In... In a bet.
0:19:34 > 0:19:38Yeah, I keep meaning to get rid of them,
0:19:38 > 0:19:42but, um... I just haven't. Yet.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44So, um... Where were we?
0:19:48 > 0:19:51- Hi, Miss.- Hello, Josh.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54Hello, Josh.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57I thought you said you'd rather be spending some time in your room.
0:19:57 > 0:20:02Yeah, but remember, Nathan. This is your flat. I don't have a room.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04That's right.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Well, you're welcome to watch the film with us,
0:20:06 > 0:20:09- but you might find it a bit boring. - Oh, no, Miss.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12I think this'll be very, VERY interesting.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Well, you probably won't even like it, Josh, you know?
0:20:15 > 0:20:18I mean, you might find it a little bit hard to understand.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21What, with me not being able to talk French?
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Like you?
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Yeah, that's right.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30Well, it's a good job you can because there's no subtitles.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32You're going to have to translate.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35Nice one. Stick it on.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40FRENCH SPEECH FROM TV
0:20:40 > 0:20:42My cards.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46I am...a farmer.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50It's time.
0:20:50 > 0:20:54Mayonnaise...on a rind.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56HE SNORTS BACK LAUGHTER
0:20:56 > 0:20:58But two can play at that game.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01HE LAUGHS
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Ooh, yes. Several.
0:21:04 > 0:21:08- This isn't how I remember it. - Oh, it is great.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11Look, maybe we should try something else.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14DOORBELL RINGS Oh, that'll be Ryan and Ash.
0:21:14 > 0:21:19- Oh, right.- Yeah, I said he could bring a couple of mates over,
0:21:19 > 0:21:23- you know, make him feel at home. - That's fine, it's your flat.- Yeah.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Yes, it is my flat.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29And it's nice to give the kids somewhere where they can hang out.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33Welcome to my brother's flat.
0:21:33 > 0:21:34Professor.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37Uh... Yeah, make yourselves at home.
0:21:37 > 0:21:41It's a lovely place you've got here, sir.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43You've got some, uh...
0:21:43 > 0:21:46Some lovely...dolls.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Ah, wicked.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Who made the lasagne?
0:21:50 > 0:21:51Well, must have been my brother,
0:21:51 > 0:21:54considering the fact that it is his kitchen.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57Yeah. Yes, it was. Um...
0:21:57 > 0:22:01And I made it for me and Miss Poppy, actually, Ash.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05Mm. Well, it's very nice.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08- Well done, sir. - Ryan? Wh-where are you going?
0:22:08 > 0:22:12- I'm just going to the loo.- N-no, but you don't know where it is.- What?
0:22:12 > 0:22:14- (You don't know where it is.)- No.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17I don't, actually.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20Cos I've never been to your flat before, obviously.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22So, I'll...
0:22:22 > 0:22:25- Is it in here?- Yeah.- Really?
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Wow. Lucky guess, huh?
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Mm.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31This is delicious.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Give me that. Argh!
0:22:33 > 0:22:35- Oh!- Be careful with that, sir, uh...
0:22:35 > 0:22:38It's...very hot.
0:22:38 > 0:22:42- What a muffin.- All right, you made your point. Now get 'em out of here.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45- Maybe I should leave you to it. - No, Mel... There's lasagne.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48DOORBELL RINGS
0:22:48 > 0:22:51- Oh, cool. That'll be the others. - What others?
0:22:51 > 0:22:55When you said come round, you meant the party was back on, yeah?
0:22:55 > 0:22:57I'll get rid of 'em.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00ROWDY VOICES
0:23:00 > 0:23:03- Sorry, party's cancelled. - Josh?! Let us in!
0:23:04 > 0:23:08Josh, what're you doing?! I'm invited, you have to let me in.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11This party's rubbish, Josh Carter. Why is it in a corridor?
0:23:11 > 0:23:13- It's, like, worse than wasps.- Chill.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16They were never going to make their way past me.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18DOORBELL RINGS REPEATEDLY
0:23:22 > 0:23:24MOB CHEERS
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Like I said, I think it's important
0:23:29 > 0:23:32to give them a space somewhere they can express themselves.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35MUSIC BLARES
0:23:37 > 0:23:42- Sir? Do you live here?- Yes? - Do you live here on your own?- Yeah.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44So whose is this?
0:23:44 > 0:23:47LAUGHTER
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Gross. Have you got man boobs, sir?
0:23:49 > 0:23:51No...
0:23:51 > 0:23:55I told you to get rid of them. Why did you let them in?
0:23:55 > 0:23:59I didn't let 'em in! This is your flat, sort it out yourself.
0:23:59 > 0:24:03Oh, great, well, thanks a lot(!) That's a massive help. Massive.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Right. All right, everyone, look. Look. Shh, shh.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09Is this your handbag, sir?
0:24:09 > 0:24:13- LAUGHTER - Is this your passport, sir?
0:24:13 > 0:24:16- LAUGHTER - Is this you dressed as a woman, sir?
0:24:16 > 0:24:19All right, hey, give me that.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Oh, no!
0:24:21 > 0:24:24All over your mum's lovely new carpet.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27- Oh, sorry. - I thought this was your flat, sir?
0:24:27 > 0:24:31Why did you say it was your flat if it was actually your mum's?
0:24:31 > 0:24:34- Hello, the Carter residen... - Yeah, Mum.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Mum, hi, hi. Yeah.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39A what? What? Strange girl? Oh, no.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42That was just Ryan. Yeah, you know h-how he gets sometimes, yeah.
0:24:42 > 0:24:46Yeah, so, uh...what's up?
0:24:46 > 0:24:47Oh, the passport?
0:24:47 > 0:24:51Ha-ha, yeah. Yeah, all right, yeah. Love you, too.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54- GUESTS:- Aw!- Bye-bye, yeah.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56She'll be here in the next five minutes.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59- CHEERING - All right, everybody out!
0:24:59 > 0:25:03- You heard the man. - Like, serious, that is so lame.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Face, bothered? I'm not bothered, get out.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07- Out.- You're not staying here, mate.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13Goodnight.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19Are you sure you don't want me to stay and help?
0:25:19 > 0:25:23No. No, don't worry about it. We'll be fine, honestly. You go.
0:25:24 > 0:25:25OK, well, good luck.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28Thanks.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31- And, uh...about tonight.- I, um...
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Listen, it's fine. I lived at home myself
0:25:33 > 0:25:35- when I first started teaching.- Yeah?
0:25:35 > 0:25:40Well, I didn't cook that lasagne either, um...
0:25:40 > 0:25:42I knew it.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45- And, uh, can't speak French. - Kind of guessed.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48Yeah. And... I'm an idiot.
0:25:50 > 0:25:51You're a funny idiot, though.
0:25:53 > 0:25:57- Bye, Josh.- Bye, Miss.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01Yo. Earth calling Nathan. >
0:26:11 > 0:26:13VACUUM CLEANER WHINES
0:26:17 > 0:26:22Oh, man. I'm never going to have a party again, trust me.
0:26:22 > 0:26:26You know what? On that point, and that point alone, I do.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30DOOR BANGS
0:26:32 > 0:26:34- FRENCH SPEECH FROM TV - Hey, Mrs Carter.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36- Hey, Mum.- Hey, Mum.- Hi.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43DOOR BANGS
0:26:50 > 0:26:55By the way, when I get back, you'd better have a very good explanation.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58- For what?- For why things are way too tidy in here
0:26:58 > 0:27:03and you four are sat there watching a black-and-white film in French.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12- Man, she is good.- Yup.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22- RAPS: You can't live with 'em - And you can't kick 'em out
0:27:22 > 0:27:24When they're up They rub it in your face
0:27:24 > 0:27:25Kick you when you're down
0:27:25 > 0:27:27- But when no-one understands them - You know what they're on about
0:27:27 > 0:27:30- Always gonna be around - Gotta find the common ground
0:27:30 > 0:27:34- If you know so much about me - If you know so much about me
0:27:34 > 0:27:35- Where do I go from here - Where do I go from here
0:27:35 > 0:27:37- If you see 'em everyday - You can never get away
0:27:37 > 0:27:40Only time that you're the boss? 4 o'clock.