0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Where'd you go when you know nobody can understand you?
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# When it's just too much to handle
0:00:11 > 0:00:15# What'd you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?
0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Wash that stress out like it was shampoo
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# You should stay, it can change
0:00:20 > 0:00:22# There's good days and bad days
0:00:22 > 0:00:25# But one day down the line, this time it's sure to stop
0:00:25 > 0:00:27# So the only time is now, 4 o'clock. #
0:00:28 > 0:00:30Yeah, I got it.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Mm.
0:00:33 > 0:00:34Josh?
0:00:34 > 0:00:37Oh, er... Hi, Mum. I told Nathan he needs to cook a nice tea.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:00:39 > 0:00:43- Yeah, he's here now. I just told him.- That mum, is it?
0:00:43 > 0:00:45So, er...
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Who's this the phone to me now?
0:00:47 > 0:00:49JOSH SIGHS
0:00:49 > 0:00:52OK. Sorry, Ryan. I've got to go
0:00:52 > 0:00:55No, no, no, I understand.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57You're on lates, yeah?
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Me and Josh'll be doing the cooking all week.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Yeah.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03All right, see you tomorrow.
0:01:03 > 0:01:07All right, yeah. Great idea, we both cook tea(!)
0:01:07 > 0:01:09How about tonight you do it and I'll do it tomorrow?
0:01:09 > 0:01:13- Why am I going to do that? - You'll have the whole night off,
0:01:13 > 0:01:15- I'll do everything. - The whole night off?
0:01:15 > 0:01:16Swear down.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24All right. Deal
0:01:24 > 0:01:28- Chicken tikka masala OK? - Sweet!
0:01:29 > 0:01:31SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:01:33 > 0:01:37What are you like, Ash? I mean, football kit to geography?
0:01:37 > 0:01:40That's worse than the time Ryan wore his pyjamas to maths.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Yeah, I only did that once
0:01:42 > 0:01:45and I thought we were doing our survival swimming
0:01:45 > 0:01:46Er, it's taken, Rat Features?
0:01:46 > 0:01:48My mistake.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55You look like a banana that's been eaten up by a canary.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Yeah, yeah! Laugh it up, ladies!
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Seriously, Ash, you really are an idiot.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04All right, shut-up. Mr Alten's off today.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Is it his, er... "problem" again, Sir?
0:02:07 > 0:02:09All right, that's enough!
0:02:09 > 0:02:14Now the good news is he's left you all a test to do, so pens out
0:02:14 > 0:02:16CLASS GROANS
0:02:16 > 0:02:17Oh, yes. The match, Ashley.
0:02:17 > 0:02:22Off you go. The rest of you, heads down.
0:02:22 > 0:02:23How did he manage that?
0:02:25 > 0:02:26See you, ladies!
0:02:28 > 0:02:32- Why do you want to join the football team?- Why wouldn't you want to join?
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Right, Ryan?
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Yeah!
0:02:36 > 0:02:40- We love the uniform! - (Not uniform, kit!)- Kit.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43- We could use a couple of reserves. - We'll do it!
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Are you sure?
0:02:46 > 0:02:48It does require a great deal of commitment.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50You'll have to miss the odd lesson.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54Well, if it's for the good of the team, sir...
0:02:54 > 0:02:56- We'll do it, Mr Thorne - OK.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00Well, I need your parents to sign these permission slips
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Welcome aboard, boys.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06We practice every day at four.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09- Sorry, sir. Did you say- EVERY- day?
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Awesome!
0:03:14 > 0:03:18Every day!? No way are my parents signing me up for that.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21It'll interfere with homework hour
0:03:21 > 0:03:24What are you doing?
0:03:24 > 0:03:27What did you do that for? I never said I wanted them to sign it!
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Listen to yourself, man. You need help
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Why've I got to do all this extra work, just cos I don't know it?
0:03:33 > 0:03:36- What is geography anyway? - I'll do it for you, for a tenner.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38What?! What you trying to say?
0:03:38 > 0:03:40I can't do it? You'll do better?
0:03:40 > 0:03:42- If that is was you're saying, then you are- ON!
0:03:42 > 0:03:44SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:03:47 > 0:03:49I mean, every day?
0:03:49 > 0:03:53What if we get hit with some big assignment this week?
0:03:53 > 0:03:58- How we supposed to fit it in around all this?- Will you shut up!
0:03:58 > 0:03:59Enjoying yourselves?
0:03:59 > 0:04:03- Yes, thank you, sir. - Doing what exactly?
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Football training.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08- THAT- is football training!
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Er, I don't think so.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Yeah, I don't think this is really for us.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19We'll just be off, so thank you very much!
0:04:19 > 0:04:20HE BLOWS WHISTLE
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Your parents signed the forms, boys,
0:04:22 > 0:04:25I can't let you go without speaking to them first.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Forgery.
0:04:27 > 0:04:28Prison!
0:04:30 > 0:04:34- There'll be no need for that, sir.- Good.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Nobody likes a quitter.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40So come on, get in line!
0:04:40 > 0:04:41HE BLOWS WHISTLE
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Hnng!
0:04:44 > 0:04:49You said...this was going to be...awesome!
0:04:50 > 0:04:53What are you talking about?
0:04:53 > 0:04:55- This- IS- awesome!
0:04:55 > 0:04:5948, 49, 50...
0:05:06 > 0:05:07JOSH GROANS
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Oi, Ronaldo!
0:05:09 > 0:05:13Get your butt out of the chair and get in the kitchen! I'm hungry.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Come on!
0:05:17 > 0:05:18Chop-chop!
0:05:20 > 0:05:23TELEVISION SWITCHES ON
0:05:23 > 0:05:26I think it's a good thing you joined the football team.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29You never know, if one of the good players get injured,
0:05:29 > 0:05:31you might even get a game!
0:05:34 > 0:05:35That was quick.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Ah!
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Cook tea! That was the deal,
0:05:41 > 0:05:45cook tea! You can't just get an apple from the kitchen.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47JOSH GROANS
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Thank you.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56CLOCK TICKING
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Yes!
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Bon appetite.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15- HE RAPS: - # A sprig of parsley, classy
0:06:15 > 0:06:16# Should I be surprised? Hardly
0:06:16 > 0:06:18# Classic Josh, if you ask me
0:06:18 > 0:06:21# Can't sweep up without a rug to hide the dirt
0:06:21 > 0:06:23# Can't finish any job COS that's twice the work
0:06:23 > 0:06:26# That he planned for, always got a plan for weaselling out
0:06:26 > 0:06:28# He's on your team? You're a man short
0:06:28 > 0:06:31# You ever wondered why his rap name's only J?
0:06:31 > 0:06:33# It's cos he couldn't be bothered writing the O-S-H
0:06:33 > 0:06:36# Can't call him lazy, that's too soft
0:06:36 > 0:06:38# There's lazy, crazy lazy, then there's Josh
0:06:38 > 0:06:40# Wish I could find one thing he'd follow through with
0:06:40 > 0:06:43# Only thing he seems to complete are the excuses
0:06:43 > 0:06:45# Snip, snip, snip, snip
0:06:45 > 0:06:48# Shortcut time, yeah it's shortcut time
0:06:48 > 0:06:50# With a snip, snip, snip, snip
0:06:50 > 0:06:53# One of these days he'll be taught stuff right
0:06:53 > 0:06:55# My motto? If it can be done tomorrow, do it next week
0:06:55 > 0:06:58# I don't need nothing to stress me
0:06:58 > 0:07:00# Cos I seen what it can do to my brother
0:07:00 > 0:07:04# So I kick back, sing Hakuna Matata
0:07:04 > 0:07:06# You can't lock me up to do those chores
0:07:06 > 0:07:08# There's a whole world out through those doors
0:07:08 > 0:07:11# And if there's a quicker route to it, I'm on the track
0:07:11 > 0:07:13# Cut a corner, plus it's shorter and what's wrong with that?
0:07:13 > 0:07:16# I'm a player, meaning I prefer to play
0:07:16 > 0:07:18# I don't work, I pay you to do my homework
0:07:18 > 0:07:22# What, you want me to clean the whiteboard? Yes, certainly
0:07:22 > 0:07:24# Oh, gotta go sir, emergency!
0:07:24 > 0:07:25# Snip, snip, snip, snip
0:07:25 > 0:07:29# Shortcut time, yeah it's shortcut time
0:07:29 > 0:07:30# With a snip, snip, snip, snip
0:07:30 > 0:07:34# Responsibility, well it's yours not mine. #
0:07:34 > 0:07:36By the way, I need you to get me out of football.
0:07:36 > 0:07:40Right, yeah. That's you all over. Isn't it, Mr Quitter?
0:07:40 > 0:07:42I'm not quitting. Thorne won't let me.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Well, I'm not helping you. Forget it, no way.
0:07:45 > 0:07:49You know, it's time you learnt if you sign up for something,
0:07:49 > 0:07:51you need to see it through to the end.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58RYAN GROANS
0:07:58 > 0:08:01I sound like my granddad getting out of the bath!
0:08:01 > 0:08:04I'm not even going to ask how you know what that sounds like.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Ah!
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Ah, ah! Ow!
0:08:09 > 0:08:12What sort of idiots train like this for fun?
0:08:14 > 0:08:15Lads?
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Ow!
0:08:17 > 0:08:18Ah!
0:08:18 > 0:08:20THEY BOTH GROAN IN PAIN
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Settle down, settle down!
0:08:23 > 0:08:30Now for the last fortnight, we have been studying...Ash?
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Yes, yes we have.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Romeo and Juliet.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38You know, sir. Where everyone speaks in them stupid poems
0:08:38 > 0:08:42- that don't rhyme. - Thanks, Agnes.
0:08:42 > 0:08:46You're very welcome, sir. You know, sometimes I forget stuff too.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48O...K.
0:08:48 > 0:08:52Let's pick up where we left off, shall we? Er...Ryan?
0:08:52 > 0:08:56But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?
0:08:56 > 0:08:59It is the East, and Juliet is the sun
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Arise, fair sun.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06Could you maybe just soften it up a bit?
0:09:06 > 0:09:09- I'm not really feeling it - Shut up, Bog-breath!
0:09:09 > 0:09:13Molly, it might help if you looked a bit more...
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Well, if you looked a little bit less
0:09:16 > 0:09:18like you want to kill him.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21After all, Romeo and Juliet, of course the central theme is...
0:09:21 > 0:09:22Death.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24CLASS LAUGHS
0:09:24 > 0:09:26No, not death. Love.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29- Six people die in it. - Well, yeah. But...
0:09:29 > 0:09:31- Only two fall in love. - That might be the case...
0:09:31 > 0:09:34- And they die. - But they are in love
0:09:34 > 0:09:37They've prepared for any obstacle
0:09:37 > 0:09:40that might come their way, you know.
0:09:40 > 0:09:44They're committed to something and they'll see it through to the end.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47There's a lesson in that for all of us.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Right, so what I want you to do
0:09:52 > 0:09:54is write an essay written as if
0:09:54 > 0:09:58you are Romeo or Juliet and you're on your first date.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02Right? So think first love, intensity of feelings
0:10:02 > 0:10:06I really want you to dig into your emotions in this one, yeah?
0:10:06 > 0:10:09By Friday, please.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12By Friday? With football practice, how am I supposed to do that?
0:10:12 > 0:10:15I'm dead, Josh. Dead! Never mind Romeo and Juliet,
0:10:15 > 0:10:19- this is my funeral! I'm finished, this is game over!- I'll do it.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22- What? - Your assignment?
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Romeo and Juliet's first date? I'll do it.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26- Why?- Why do you think?
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Because I'm nice and because I like you.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31- HIGH-PITCHED:- Really? Ahem... - NORMAL:- Really?
0:10:31 > 0:10:33No! What is wrong with you?
0:10:33 > 0:10:37I need a new MP3 player and 15 quid gets you the essay
0:10:37 > 0:10:39by Friday with my personal guarantee of an A.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43Erm, no thanks. I may already be going to prison for forgery
0:10:43 > 0:10:46so I don't need to be committing fraud as well.
0:10:47 > 0:10:51Yeah, Ryan knows all about dates, been kissed by loads of girls
0:10:51 > 0:10:57- haven't you, mate? Mum, sister, your gran.- Oh, yeah. A babe magnet
0:10:57 > 0:11:01like you should be able to do it in no time, so why are you sweating it?
0:11:10 > 0:11:13- Molly?- Yes, Ryan. What can I do for you?
0:11:15 > 0:11:1715 quid, right?
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Only, try and make it good, yeah?
0:11:20 > 0:11:24I've got quite a high grade average, and erm...
0:11:24 > 0:11:27you will spell check it, won't you?
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Like you know how to do spell check?
0:11:30 > 0:11:34Oh and another thing. Try and make it sound, you know,
0:11:34 > 0:11:36like he's met someone sweet.
0:11:36 > 0:11:42Like Juliet and not Lady Macbeth,
0:11:42 > 0:11:46with a headache. Anyway, I'm sure you got it covered. Bye.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53No offence.
0:11:56 > 0:12:02I said "no offence". You heard me, I definitely said "no offence".
0:12:04 > 0:12:07She couldn't have possibly taken offence.
0:12:08 > 0:12:12ALL: # Happy birthday, Mr Byron
0:12:12 > 0:12:16# Happy birthday to you. #
0:12:18 > 0:12:20CHEERING
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Make a wish!
0:12:26 > 0:12:28No, still here.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31RUMBLING
0:12:31 > 0:12:32Was that your...?
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Yeah, sorry, I only had an apple for tea last night.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Oi, Plankshop, where you been?
0:12:41 > 0:12:46- Just doing my essay.- Well, you're just in time for some laps.- Laps?
0:12:46 > 0:12:50Yeah, 20 of 'em, you know, get us warmed up for training later.
0:12:50 > 0:12:54- Tell you what, Ash, how about you do ours for us?- Yeah, OK. 60 it is!
0:12:59 > 0:13:02Great. Thanks to you we'll still be training by the time
0:13:02 > 0:13:04- we're re-sitting GCSEs. - Why are we re-sitting them?
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Cos we're too busy doing press-ups
0:13:06 > 0:13:09- to take them the first time. - I ain't going.
0:13:09 > 0:13:13Nathan's getting me out of this whether he likes it or not.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22What are you doing? Wait, Josh, wait, no!
0:13:25 > 0:13:26Nice shot.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Cheers.
0:13:28 > 0:13:32- Who was it?- Sorry.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37- Detention.- Oh, what a shame.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39I'll miss football training too.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Result.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53And then, like, my dad, like, put well too much gravy on the Yorkshire
0:13:53 > 0:13:56puddings and they went all soggy. It was disgusting, and then,
0:13:56 > 0:13:59like, I also had these earrings and I just bought them and they were
0:13:59 > 0:14:01- like really valuable and everything...- OK, thanks.
0:14:01 > 0:14:02Erm, not finished!
0:14:02 > 0:14:03And then flipping Miss Andress took them off me
0:14:03 > 0:14:04and she's like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're not allowed to wear them"
0:14:04 > 0:14:06and then my dad was saying if, like, they come back then she's going
0:14:06 > 0:14:08to send them the bill with like a letter in and everything,
0:14:08 > 0:14:10cos like she made me take them off and made my ears grow back,
0:14:10 > 0:14:12and then the other day, I was at the park
0:14:12 > 0:14:14and there was this kid on the swing and I was like
0:14:14 > 0:14:16"What are you doing on the swing?" Cos I was looking...
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Zoe-Marie, ladies and gents!
0:14:20 > 0:14:21Great stuff.
0:14:21 > 0:14:28If we could keep the next one to about five minutes, rather than 27.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30WHISTLE BLOWS
0:14:38 > 0:14:42RAPS: # I don't believe it How could I only just've seen it?
0:14:42 > 0:14:44# The biggest shock to me is I never saw he was scheming
0:14:44 > 0:14:47# I shoulda known from the kick off
0:14:47 > 0:14:50# Josh doing after school activities alone was a tip-off
0:14:50 > 0:14:52# What a rip-off He played me like a game of footy
0:14:52 > 0:14:55# But it's a game of two halves and I ain't a rookie
0:14:55 > 0:14:56# So here's the breakthrough
0:14:56 > 0:14:58# If you want a challenge then it takes two
0:14:58 > 0:15:00# You play me? I outplay you!
0:15:00 > 0:15:02RAPS: # You got skills? Well I got skills too
0:15:02 > 0:15:03# That'll thrill you
0:15:03 > 0:15:05# Put up your wall and I'll drill through
0:15:05 > 0:15:07# Thought I'd played against the worst until you
0:15:07 > 0:15:09# Yeah, you had a bit of game in the past
0:15:09 > 0:15:12# Nah, I still do I'm a pro, bro
0:15:12 > 0:15:15# So, yo, take heed See I outplay you if you play me
0:15:15 > 0:15:18# We can race or chase or go face to face, right
0:15:18 > 0:15:20BOTH: # There's only one winner when it's game-time
0:15:20 > 0:15:23# Now he's been surrounded I'll leave him astounded
0:15:23 > 0:15:25# With the ball at my feet I run rings around him
0:15:25 > 0:15:28# An old man like man like him's no match for youth and style
0:15:28 > 0:15:30# And good looks by the pound
0:15:30 > 0:15:33# I'm a multi-million pound signing Worldwide celebrated
0:15:33 > 0:15:35# He's about to get relegated
0:15:35 > 0:15:38# I'm solid as a rock, man
0:15:38 > 0:15:40# He's see through I'm Premier League
0:15:40 > 0:15:42# You got skills? Well, I got skills too
0:15:42 > 0:15:43# That'll thrill you
0:15:43 > 0:15:45# Put up your wall and I'll drill through
0:15:45 > 0:15:48# Thought I'd played against the worst until you
0:15:48 > 0:15:49# Yeah, you had a bit of game in the past
0:15:49 > 0:15:50# Nah, I still do
0:15:50 > 0:15:53# I'm a pro, bro So, yo, take heed
0:15:53 > 0:15:55# See I outplay you if you play me
0:15:55 > 0:15:58# We can race or chase or go face to face, right
0:15:58 > 0:16:01BOTH: # There's only one winner when it's game-time. #
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Josh, shouldn't you be in football practice?
0:16:04 > 0:16:08Yeah, I sort of kicked a football through your window.
0:16:08 > 0:16:12Huh, well, all the more reason to get some practice in, I'd say.
0:16:12 > 0:16:13But I mean...
0:16:15 > 0:16:19Oh and er, I'd hurry up if I were you.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22There's still a good hour to get in some pitch time.
0:16:22 > 0:16:241-0 to me!
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Ahem, sorry about that.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33Erm, so, anything else anyone wants to talk about?
0:16:34 > 0:16:39- Molly?- Er, yes, Sir. I'd like to talk about favouritism.
0:16:42 > 0:16:47You're late, Carter. Get down and give me ten.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Faster come on!
0:16:54 > 0:17:00Wait a second, no listen. Hold on the purpose of this afternoon...
0:17:00 > 0:17:02..Was to voice some of our complaints
0:17:02 > 0:17:04to see if it could link back to an understanding
0:17:04 > 0:17:07of why we're always in detention, right?
0:17:07 > 0:17:10- Yeah, yeah, that's right.- So, fine. One rule for one,
0:17:10 > 0:17:12and one rule for another.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15- And his little brother!- I was talking about his little brother.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18All right, don't snap at me, yeah?!
0:17:18 > 0:17:21- This isn't about favouritism. - So why does brother get
0:17:21 > 0:17:24to go and kick a ball around while we're stuck in here with you?
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Josh doesn't even like football! What I was trying to do...
0:17:27 > 0:17:30I don't like EastEnders, send me to watch that.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32What's wrong with EastEnders?
0:17:32 > 0:17:36Look, anyway, whether he likes it or not,
0:17:36 > 0:17:38it's obviously better than this.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Forcing me to do football? Now that's out of order, Bruv.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47And getting me accused of favouritism, that's fine?
0:17:47 > 0:17:49It's the type of thing that people lose their jobs over.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55All I'm saying is that if you keep
0:17:55 > 0:17:58giving up on stuff just cos it's hard then you're never going
0:17:58 > 0:18:01to get good at anything. You know,
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Take me, for example, yeah. I used to be rubbish at cooking,
0:18:04 > 0:18:06but I stuck at it, and now,
0:18:06 > 0:18:09I can make a pretty mean chicken tikka masala.
0:18:13 > 0:18:17Yeah. Instead of just having an apple for tea. Now you're going
0:18:17 > 0:18:21to keep playing football, all right and trust me, you will thank me
0:18:21 > 0:18:23when you're striker for England.
0:18:38 > 0:18:39RUMBLING
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Was that your...?
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Yes, all right.
0:18:43 > 0:18:48Morning all! Let's get our essays out before we start, please.
0:18:50 > 0:18:54I just did mine now, 4 minutes 20, new record!
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Whereas I on the other hand...
0:18:58 > 0:19:00- Where's Molly?- No idea.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06Great, that's it. I really am dead. Worm feed!
0:19:06 > 0:19:10- Josh!- One gazillion out of ten!
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Didn't do it, forgot, sorry!
0:19:17 > 0:19:20But I guess this means I'm in detention, right?
0:19:20 > 0:19:26Don't try to do me any favours, sir, cos you know I am your brother.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Yeah, that's right, detention.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Oh, man. I'll miss football practice too!
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Yeah, no football practice.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42HE COUGHS (One-all.)
0:19:46 > 0:19:47Ryan?
0:19:47 > 0:19:53Well, the thing is, sir, that erm, well, that is to say
0:19:53 > 0:19:56that, erm, my dog he could've...
0:19:58 > 0:20:00No, I haven't done it either, sir.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Mmm, so what's that?
0:20:08 > 0:20:12Oh! I guess I forgot that I'd done it, sir.
0:20:17 > 0:20:18Why?
0:20:20 > 0:20:22I've only had an apple for tea, two nights running.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24And what are you having tonight?
0:20:25 > 0:20:26Another one!
0:20:28 > 0:20:32I reckon if I was to eat two bags of these, I'd be like a hamster
0:20:32 > 0:20:35and I could stock 'em up. He ain't breaking me.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48I can't believe you've wangled your way
0:20:48 > 0:20:53- out of practice this afternoon. - Every afternoon. Epic win.
0:20:53 > 0:20:57Oh, what am I going to do? I genuinely think I might die.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59It runs in my family you know.
0:20:59 > 0:21:05- My great-granddad, he died. - From exercise?- I've no idea!
0:21:05 > 0:21:08But that's the point, isn't it? You never know.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10But what am I going to do?
0:21:11 > 0:21:17You know, as one of my best mates, I suppose my brother
0:21:17 > 0:21:20wouldn't like to be seen doing any favours for you too.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Donut!
0:21:42 > 0:21:47Ryan, detention! Four o'clock.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54BELL RINGS
0:21:56 > 0:21:58I'd feel better if I knew what I'd done wrong.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01The important thing is this afternoon you
0:22:01 > 0:22:06and I get to chill behind our desks without a whistle in sight.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08WHISTLE
0:22:08 > 0:22:15You're late. Well, go grab your sports kit.
0:22:15 > 0:22:16- Come again?- Exercise!
0:22:16 > 0:22:20Some people wanted to join you yesterday and I thought, why not?
0:22:20 > 0:22:23You know, exercise, it helps concentration,
0:22:23 > 0:22:25- reduces aggression.- What?
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Who you calling "aggression", elbow licker?
0:22:29 > 0:22:33And Mr Thorne has agreed that we can join his lot once or twice a week.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36I've changed my mind. I want to go to prison after all...
0:22:36 > 0:22:40Which means you don't have to miss any practice.
0:22:40 > 0:22:41Isn't that great news?
0:22:47 > 0:22:482-1.
0:22:51 > 0:22:55Please, sir, could you tell me what I've done wrong. I need to know.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57- My parents keep records. - You know why, Ryan!
0:22:57 > 0:23:00I asked for a nice little story about a first date.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02This scared me.
0:23:02 > 0:23:07Even a totally insane Romeo wouldn't show up at a masked ball
0:23:07 > 0:23:12with a flame-thrower, an axe and a shovel. Oh, I'm writing
0:23:12 > 0:23:15to your parents about this and probably a psychiatrist.
0:23:15 > 0:23:20Tut-tut! I got an A by the way. Funny that. You insulted me,
0:23:20 > 0:23:26- you paid and you bought me this. Thanks, Romeo.- I said, "no offence"!
0:23:34 > 0:23:38- What are you doing?- Hello! Zumba.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41This was a good idea of mine, wasn't it, sir?
0:23:41 > 0:23:45- A good idea of OURS actually, Agness.- Mostly mine.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Josh, come on, man.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53How are you going to make it to the England squad running like this?
0:23:53 > 0:23:57I won't make it to my next birthday running like this.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59WHISTLE BLOWS IN RHYTHM
0:24:02 > 0:24:05HE BLOWS WHISTLE IN RHYTHM
0:24:05 > 0:24:08Enough! No more whistling!
0:24:08 > 0:24:10You know what? I'm done with this, so's everyone else.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Come on, who's with me.
0:24:12 > 0:24:17- I like it. It was my idea you know. - Ryan, put your hand up.- What?
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Oh, yeah, I thought it was up!
0:24:19 > 0:24:23See, Josh, some people do actually finish what they've started,
0:24:23 > 0:24:26instead of trying to get everyone else to do the work for them.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29But that's down to them, innit? If they want to do this stuff fine.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31- I don't, so why should I? - It's for your own good.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34Doesn't matter whether you're cooking curry,
0:24:34 > 0:24:37writing essays or playing football. If you don't work,
0:24:37 > 0:24:40- you won't get any better. - Yeah, whatever.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43You used to play football all the time and you're still useless.
0:24:43 > 0:24:49- Better than you.- Oh, yeah, prove it. - Fine.- Penalty shoot-out?
0:24:49 > 0:24:53Penalty shoot-out, if you can do that without quitting.
0:24:53 > 0:24:54Oh, we're so on!
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Get ready for the magic.
0:25:08 > 0:25:13Wow, that really was magic, bro(!) Made your dignity disappear!
0:25:16 > 0:25:18Watch and learn.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27Uh-huh, yeah, now I see.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42You better get in there quick!
0:25:59 > 0:26:02That's it! This is pathetic.
0:26:02 > 0:26:07You can forget about having a place on my team, ever! You're out.
0:26:09 > 0:26:10And you!
0:26:13 > 0:26:20Stick to teaching English and keep your rabble away from my team,
0:26:20 > 0:26:23and that includes you!
0:26:25 > 0:26:28Ten more minutes, Mum, please!
0:26:28 > 0:26:30- Bruv!- What?
0:26:30 > 0:26:32I think I was wrong.
0:26:36 > 0:26:41I think it's OK to...give something up
0:26:41 > 0:26:45- if you really don't enjoy it. - Serious?- Serious.
0:26:46 > 0:26:50Why don't we... Why don't we call it a draw? Mmm?
0:26:50 > 0:26:532-2. Sweet.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58Anyone fancy a kick-about?
0:27:08 > 0:27:10I've made tea!
0:27:10 > 0:27:15- Aw, no way. Nice one, J.- Yeah, you were right. I probably should stick
0:27:15 > 0:27:18with some of the boring stuff I do. You've got to start somewhere.
0:27:18 > 0:27:23And plus, if I eat another apple I'll probably sick up the pips!
0:27:23 > 0:27:26Nice one, J. Thanks, man. This is...
0:27:32 > 0:27:34..disgusting!
0:27:35 > 0:27:37Argh, it's really gross, man!
0:27:39 > 0:27:41Apple?
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