0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Where d'you go when you know nobody can understand you?
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle?
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What d'you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Wash that stress out like it was shampoo
0:00:17 > 0:00:22# You should stay, it can change There's good days and bad days
0:00:22 > 0:00:26# But one day down the line This time it's sure to stop
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# So the only time is now, 4 o'clock. #
0:00:30 > 0:00:34- Look, look, look.- I'm beating your score!- Josh, put it down.
0:00:34 > 0:00:38Josh, I'm not joking. I'm driving a real car!
0:00:38 > 0:00:41- Yes! Yes!- This is not a game...
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Nice driving, you doughnut.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51See, look. Told you you shouldn't be arguing with me.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54And I told you not to shove that thing in my face while I'm driving.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Yeah, but I beat your high score.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04It wasn't me, it was him. Putting me off.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09- RAPS:- How come when he gets the chance he always blames me
0:01:09 > 0:01:13when it ain't me? Swear it's getting worse lately
0:01:13 > 0:01:15I can name three or four times in the past few days
0:01:15 > 0:01:19He's been on my back like a baby chimpanzee
0:01:19 > 0:01:25If it's him and me, you can bet I will step into the ring gladly
0:01:25 > 0:01:27- Is it my fault that he's a rubbish teacher?- No!
0:01:27 > 0:01:30- Is it my fault he dresses like a peanut?- No!
0:01:30 > 0:01:34- Is it my fault he hit the sign and it broke?- No!
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Is it my fault the ball smashed the window? Oh...
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Anyway, my point remains factual still
0:01:39 > 0:01:43Me and him, back and forth, it's a battle of wills
0:01:43 > 0:01:45You go your way, brother, I will go mine
0:01:45 > 0:01:49For your nonsense I have got no time
0:01:49 > 0:01:52- Stand- Fight- Tall- Right - And- Win- Fall- Grin
0:01:52 > 0:01:54- Have you got skills? - It's a battle of wills
0:01:54 > 0:01:58How come he's so selfish, never thinks of others?
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Sometimes I start to wonder if he really is my brother
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Cos we're not alike, doesn't know wrong from right
0:02:03 > 0:02:07Often lies, creeps round and cheats like it's not a crime
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Everything is just for fun, don't care who he's stepping on
0:02:09 > 0:02:13Just to get ahead, it's wrong Don't know who he gets it from
0:02:13 > 0:02:15- Is it my fault he's always in detention?- No!
0:02:15 > 0:02:19- Is it my fault he's risking a suspension?- No!
0:02:19 > 0:02:21- Is it my fault he always wants to beat me?- No!
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Is it my fault the school's got graffiti? Oh...
0:02:24 > 0:02:28Anyway, my point remains factual still
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Me and him, back and forth, it's a battle of wills
0:02:31 > 0:02:34You go your way, brother, I will go mine
0:02:34 > 0:02:36For your nonsense I have got no time
0:02:36 > 0:02:40- Stand- Fight- Tall- Right - And- Win- Fall- Grin
0:02:40 > 0:02:43- Have you got skills? - It's a battle of wills!
0:02:45 > 0:02:47I don't know where to start.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51Put it this way, he just needs to focus more.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54I mean, take his homework, for example.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57- He hardly ever hands in a completed project.- Seriously? What, never?
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Never. And if he could just avoid distractions...
0:03:00 > 0:03:02- Yes! Come on!- Josh...
0:03:02 > 0:03:06- Huh?- You see?
0:03:06 > 0:03:09If he could just pay attention...
0:03:09 > 0:03:11- Oh - in your face!- Sssh!
0:03:11 > 0:03:17- Right - that is confiscated.- Mum, come on.- Tell him to let go.- Right!
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Neither of you are having it.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27Look, if he could just spend a little less time on his gadgets
0:03:27 > 0:03:30and more time on his school work, then, you know,
0:03:30 > 0:03:33he could achieve way higher... DRUMMING FINGERS
0:03:36 > 0:03:39What? It's his fault anyway.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42- How is it MY fault? - He's newly qualified.
0:03:42 > 0:03:46How about my homework, right? No wonder I never finish it -
0:03:46 > 0:03:47he's always interrupting me.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51Even when he doesn't know what he's talking about.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Can you keep your voice down? I don't do that. I don't do that.
0:03:53 > 0:03:58- Yep - he does.- Confiscate his MP3 player as well.- Confiscate his pens!
0:03:58 > 0:04:01- Boys...!- Confiscate all his gadgets until he gets decent grades.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05- I'll start getting decent grades when you butt out of my life.- Boys!
0:04:06 > 0:04:11Nathan is right. All your teachers have complained about your homework.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15No more gadgets until your grades improve.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17And Nathan - just butt out and leave Josh to work on his own.
0:04:17 > 0:04:21What would your old headmaster think if he could see you now?
0:04:25 > 0:04:28Ryan, you can be so selfish sometimes -
0:04:28 > 0:04:32I mean, what can be more important than doing my homework!
0:04:32 > 0:04:36- This inter-schools quiz.- Yeah? That's about as important as dust!
0:04:36 > 0:04:41Yeah? My mum rang up BOGOF and made him put me on the team.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45- I have to win this.- Ryan, your mum doesn't love you. You do know that?
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Yes, she does.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50- You know what they say...- Go!
0:04:50 > 0:04:54- Aww, Ryan you spoilt it! - Spoilt what, you spanner?
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Going for the record -
0:04:56 > 0:05:00slamming all the locker doors shut in under ten seconds!
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Do you want to see me try again?
0:05:02 > 0:05:04On your marks...get set...
0:05:04 > 0:05:07go!
0:05:09 > 0:05:13Watch out - caretaker!
0:05:15 > 0:05:17What are you doing?
0:05:19 > 0:05:23Chill out, man, it's only a locker.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Who'd get worked up about a locker?
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Hmm. Now you put it like that...
0:05:31 > 0:05:33That was awesome!
0:05:33 > 0:05:35I know! I was like "Whoosh!"
0:05:35 > 0:05:39and then he was like "Stop it," and I was like "Bam!"
0:05:39 > 0:05:41I feel I could do anything right now.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44- Well you could do Josh's homework. - Bring it on!
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Ash...know your limits.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50Oh, yeah. My limits.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Every year we're forced into this quiz
0:05:53 > 0:05:58and every year we come bottom. Still, at least we can't sink any further.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02If we just resign ourselves to failure from the very start,
0:06:02 > 0:06:04at least we won't be disappointed.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Way to give a pep-talk, BOGOF!
0:06:06 > 0:06:11I think Mr Byron is just trying to get you to prove him wrong.
0:06:11 > 0:06:15HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY Must be getting back to the office.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18Right. Well, erm...
0:06:18 > 0:06:21This is a nightmare. A complete nightmare.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24I mean - look... Who even IS this?
0:06:24 > 0:06:29This is Oliver. An exceptionally intelligent boy.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33Yeah, right(!) Oliver - what's seven cubed?
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Erm, 343.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Yeah, right... Oh, right.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Is that right?
0:06:40 > 0:06:45Why don't you look it up in here?
0:06:45 > 0:06:47I'm making you team captain.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51Oh, please, no! I'll be held responsible.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Hopefully. Good luck.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56I don't function well under pressure.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05All I said was are quizzes really your thing?
0:07:05 > 0:07:08- I don't know. Are they? - I don't think you're stupid.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11- Oh, good. - Just maybe not a team player -
0:07:11 > 0:07:12which is a good thing, isn't it?
0:07:12 > 0:07:16I mean, you go for that whole angry loner thing. It's your style.
0:07:16 > 0:07:20See? There it is. I just think maybe you'd enjoy the quiz more
0:07:20 > 0:07:23if you had nothing to do with it.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Who's your little friend?
0:07:25 > 0:07:28This is Oliver. He's some sort of genius or something.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32Oh, yeah? Well, what's he doing at Elmsbury? Is he lost or something?
0:07:32 > 0:07:33He's doing the quiz.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38- His!- His what? His stupid danger bag?
0:07:38 > 0:07:41What are you doing leaving it in the corridor?
0:07:41 > 0:07:43And it's disgusting as well, yuck!
0:07:46 > 0:07:51Do either of you guys notice anything strange about my locker?
0:07:51 > 0:07:55Well...you stuck all your footballers upside down?
0:07:55 > 0:07:59That's the strange thing - I didn't do it.
0:07:59 > 0:08:00It just happened.
0:08:01 > 0:08:06So er... you're some kind of genius?
0:08:06 > 0:08:10- Apparently.- What do you think of doing my homework for me?
0:08:10 > 0:08:14Er, maybe - if you do me a favour in return?
0:08:15 > 0:08:17So she's trying to get in my face,
0:08:17 > 0:08:19and I'm like, "Do you know who I am?"
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Oi - what's that?
0:08:21 > 0:08:23What, this? It's a satchel.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27Yeah, I'm not stupid, am I? I mean, what's it doing on you?
0:08:27 > 0:08:30It's just got all my stuff in it, you know, cos satchels are in now,
0:08:30 > 0:08:33and er...the bigger the better.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35What was that all about?
0:09:02 > 0:09:05- Bad first parents' evening? - Little bit.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Just wish I hadn't slipped up in front of Byron...
0:09:07 > 0:09:10or run over his sign.
0:09:10 > 0:09:15He loved that sign. That was his favourite sign.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19And now I've got to find some way to look good in front of him.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Well, usually, as a rule,
0:09:22 > 0:09:25I try not to shout about how rubbish I'm not in the hall.
0:09:25 > 0:09:29That a rule, is it? Right, let me get a pen - so that is rule one...
0:09:29 > 0:09:31No, actually that's rule three.
0:09:31 > 0:09:36It comes after "Don't fight with a pupil, don't get hit by a parent."
0:09:36 > 0:09:40All right... I know I messed up, but you know what,
0:09:40 > 0:09:44no-one can blame me for Josh, cos when people see
0:09:44 > 0:09:47how bad his work becomes after I've stopped putting pressure on him
0:09:47 > 0:09:51they'll start realising what I was doing for him in the first place.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Wicked! I got an A. Thanks, Oliver.
0:09:54 > 0:09:58Oi, tiny bag boy! In your face!
0:09:58 > 0:10:02- Well it wasn't hard.- You're the man.
0:10:02 > 0:10:03What do you think, Ash?
0:10:03 > 0:10:10I put my trainers in here this morning...and they've shrunk.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Yeah, or Ryan's been playing with dolls again.
0:10:13 > 0:10:14They're collectable action figures.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17What, ones that cry and wet themselves?
0:10:18 > 0:10:20I think my locker might be haunted.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25I'm going for a sit down.
0:10:25 > 0:10:30That's just Ash, you'll get used to him.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33But I can't wait to see Nathan's face when he sees this.
0:10:34 > 0:10:39Might turn that into a wallpaper. What do you think?
0:10:39 > 0:10:41But...how... How could you have got an A?
0:10:41 > 0:10:45You see what happens when you apply yourself!
0:10:45 > 0:10:47I knew you were a clever boy, Josh. Here you go.
0:10:47 > 0:10:51And you can have extra pudding.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Not for you!
0:10:54 > 0:10:59Two big scoops for my golden boy.
0:11:07 > 0:11:08- RAPS:- Two scoops for the golden boy
0:11:08 > 0:11:11And you can add three cheers cos you know the ploy
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Just couldn't get any better if I tried
0:11:13 > 0:11:16But trying has never been a requirement of mine
0:11:16 > 0:11:18So the whole world's lucky cos I'm so plucky
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Hold me down, I bounce back like rubber duckies
0:11:21 > 0:11:23A smart kid works hard with his work-mates
0:11:23 > 0:11:26A genius never works in the first place
0:11:26 > 0:11:27And I fall in the latter category
0:11:27 > 0:11:30Moved so fast, Mum and Nathan never saw me
0:11:30 > 0:11:32And Nate can investigate, he won't get it
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Who's got a nerd writing A-grade essays
0:11:35 > 0:11:37While I act as if I've done nothing
0:11:37 > 0:11:39And ain't no chance of getting my come-uppance
0:11:39 > 0:11:42No stress, no strife, won't lose
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Man, a plan never went so smooth
0:11:44 > 0:11:46- How better can it get? - How worse can it hurt?
0:11:46 > 0:11:48- How high can I fly? - How low can I go?
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Man, I got it so sweet, need more and more
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Yep - one man's ceiling is another man's floor
0:11:54 > 0:11:56- How better can it get? - How worse can it hurt?
0:11:56 > 0:11:58- How high can I fly? - How low can I go?
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Man, I got it so sweet, need more and more
0:12:00 > 0:12:03Yep - one man's ceiling is another man's floor
0:12:03 > 0:12:05And I can't stand for all this inequality
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Josh being a model kid? Come on, Mum - honestly?
0:12:08 > 0:12:10See, I know that he's up to something
0:12:10 > 0:12:12As far as I can throw him is as far I trust him
0:12:12 > 0:12:15But he's left the door ajar and I'll get my foot in
0:12:15 > 0:12:18Why should he be the one getting extra pudding?
0:12:18 > 0:12:19And I know that's he's glad
0:12:19 > 0:12:22Cos now he's getting A's he can say I was holding him back!
0:12:22 > 0:12:24That so ain't the fact, I'm gonna have to nab him first,
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Before my whole week goes from bad to worse
0:12:27 > 0:12:29When it goes wrong for me he's a little smugger
0:12:29 > 0:12:31But I won't feel defeat from my little brother
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Smaller hands, smaller feet, smaller frame
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Smaller head, most of all smaller brain
0:12:36 > 0:12:38So I should really outwit him in no time
0:12:38 > 0:12:42I have to do it before he ruins my whole life!
0:12:49 > 0:12:52I want to apologise for the other day -
0:12:52 > 0:12:55getting annoyed when you tried to throw me off the quiz team.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57- Why?- You see, I think sometimes
0:12:57 > 0:13:00I might make people a bit uncomfortable.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03- Well, that's stupid. - What do you mean by stupid?
0:13:03 > 0:13:08- Er...not stupid... I'm joking!- Oh, right!
0:13:08 > 0:13:12- Great.- Come on, lets go and practise for the quiz, team captain.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15- We've got English. - So? The team comes first.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18Come on. Let's go and learn some facts. Alone. Together.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Ash...!
0:13:25 > 0:13:27It's full of cheese...
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Chill out... It's only a locker.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Who'd get worked up about a locker?
0:13:36 > 0:13:38You!
0:13:41 > 0:13:46Congratulations, Josh, another A.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Yeah, you know - I used to have this
0:13:48 > 0:13:50annoying noise when I was doing my homework.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Not got it any more.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Yeah, well... what was the essay all about?
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Lord of the Files.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Flies.
0:13:59 > 0:14:00Oh, yeah, Lord of the Flies. Of course.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Since you seem to know so much about Lord of the FILES,
0:14:03 > 0:14:05why don't you do a talk on it for us?
0:14:05 > 0:14:08- Oh, right.- Without the essay.
0:14:09 > 0:14:10HE SIGHS
0:14:10 > 0:14:16Oh, um, OK. All right. So, Lord Of The Flies is a book, right?
0:14:16 > 0:14:19- Has everyone had their books? - ALL: Yes.
0:14:19 > 0:14:20All right, now, get rid of them.
0:14:20 > 0:14:24- Just throw them...- Hey, Josh!- What?
0:14:24 > 0:14:29No, no, no, this book isn't about words on a piece of paper, is it?
0:14:29 > 0:14:34It's about people and flies. Er, Agnes, which one is it?
0:14:34 > 0:14:36It's about some kids.
0:14:36 > 0:14:40All right. So here we've got kids.
0:14:40 > 0:14:44And did these kids have their books? Jack?
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Well, they are stuck on a desert island, so...
0:14:46 > 0:14:51So, desert island, right, and a little palm tree thing here.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54So can anyone tell me if anything good comes out of this?
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Josh, this is supposed to be about you doing a talk.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59No, no, no, you can't teach kids
0:14:59 > 0:15:01just by telling them how it is, you know?
0:15:01 > 0:15:04You've really got to get a grasp and reach these kids.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07He's right, sir. You can't just teach.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09You've got to engage with the kids.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Because if you don't,
0:15:11 > 0:15:13we'll just switch off and get into trouble like usual.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Exactly. Thank you, Agnes.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Now, can anyone tell me what happens
0:15:18 > 0:15:21if you leave a bunch of kids by themselves on a desert island?
0:15:21 > 0:15:23BELL RINGS
0:15:25 > 0:15:29Hey. I know you're doing something.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Just cos I don't know what doesn't mean I won't stop you.
0:15:31 > 0:15:35- You ain't got nothing on me, bruv.- Yeah? Doesn't matter.
0:15:35 > 0:15:40- You're gonna fess up. And I'm gonna make you.- Good luck with that.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Hey, Ash. I never got an essay from you. Why not?
0:15:47 > 0:15:49My locker's full of cheese.
0:15:53 > 0:15:58You all right, Ollie? How's that history homework coming along?
0:16:00 > 0:16:02You said you was getting me a doughnut.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05Oh, yeah, they don't sell those in the cafeteria any more.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08- It's just fruit.- Maybe they'll have some at the baker's.
0:16:09 > 0:16:13Yeah, but lunchtime's nearly over, so...
0:16:13 > 0:16:16I'd go, only I'm doing YOUR history homework.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Fine.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23A jam one. Josh, wait!
0:16:25 > 0:16:28- Oh!- Watch where you're going, stu...pid.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34I know he's in detention, but I need Oliver for the team.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37You know what Mr Byron's like over this stupid quiz.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40It was Byron who put him in detention.
0:16:40 > 0:16:41Look, if you let him out,
0:16:41 > 0:16:44I'll promise to overlook whatever it is that you mess up next.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46I'm not going to mess up.
0:16:49 > 0:16:53- Oh, I suppose.- Thank you, Mr Carter. Oliver's bright.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56I'd hate to replace him with anybody who didn't know their stuff.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Come on, Oliver!
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Just think how awful that would be for some kid up there
0:17:02 > 0:17:06looking an idiot in front of the whole school.
0:17:06 > 0:17:10He can't go. Er, sorry.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12He's in detention at Mr Byron's request.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14- I can't go against that.- But...
0:17:14 > 0:17:19However, I may have another A-grade student
0:17:19 > 0:17:22that'll fit into this team just fine.
0:17:24 > 0:17:25You've got to be kidding me.
0:17:25 > 0:17:31No. The correct answer is, "I came, I saw, I conquered."
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Finish this quote. "Romeo, Romeo..."
0:17:33 > 0:17:37This is low, man. I mean, even for you.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40No!
0:17:40 > 0:17:44I would have thought this would have been a doddle for a genius like you.
0:17:44 > 0:17:49- Unless... Oh, is there a problem, Josh?- No.- Great.
0:17:49 > 0:17:53Because it would be terrible, wouldn't it, to get up on that stage
0:17:53 > 0:17:56in front of everyone and look like you don't know what you're doing?
0:18:03 > 0:18:07This is bad. This is really bad. First Molly, and now you.
0:18:07 > 0:18:12- Mate, relax. Like I said, it's just a stupid little quiz.- Relax?
0:18:12 > 0:18:17How can I relax? You know nothing, and Molly, she's being nice.
0:18:19 > 0:18:25It's doing my head in. She makes me so nervous I can't even concentrate.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Well, look, I ain't having Nathan showing me up
0:18:27 > 0:18:30in front of no brainiac audience, all right?
0:18:30 > 0:18:32I'm getting off the team quick and sharp.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36The quiz has nothing to do with me.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38If you want out you'll have to speak to Miss Andress.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40I don't want out, I wanna win.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Win?
0:18:43 > 0:18:48We have a great team and I really think we could do something. If...
0:18:48 > 0:18:49If?
0:18:49 > 0:18:53Well, it's Miss Andress, sir. You know, she's putting on
0:18:53 > 0:18:55a lot of pressure, which is fine by me,
0:18:55 > 0:18:59but it's not really helping Ryan.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03If he keeps going on like this, sir,
0:19:03 > 0:19:06I think he's going to have a complete breakdown.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09And I reckon if we could replace Miss Andress with a teacher
0:19:09 > 0:19:12that can speak to us on our own level,
0:19:12 > 0:19:16we could think about putting some serious points on the board.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Anyone in mind?
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Me! Well, why me?
0:19:22 > 0:19:26You have your brother to thank. He says you've got what it takes.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Oh, does he?
0:19:29 > 0:19:34I'll leave it with you, then. Don't disappoint me, Mr Carter.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Oi! What you playing at?
0:19:39 > 0:19:43What? Oh, the quiz. I'm just helping out, man.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46I mean, you're lucky you've got that Oliver kid on your team, hey?
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Cos he's such a genius.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51I know what you're trying to do, but I am not swapping you with Oliver
0:19:51 > 0:19:56- until you admit you've been cheating. - Why would I admit that?
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Why would I take you out of the team if you're such a genius?
0:19:58 > 0:20:00I guess you wouldn't.
0:20:00 > 0:20:04But, hey, at least if we lose really, really badly,
0:20:04 > 0:20:07you wouldn't get humiliated at all.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11# All the pressure's on him
0:20:11 > 0:20:13# Now I've turned round the tables
0:20:13 > 0:20:14# He has to win
0:20:14 > 0:20:16# And me
0:20:16 > 0:20:18# I'm gonna stand my ground
0:20:18 > 0:20:19# I don't plan to shout, scream, wave my hands around, no
0:20:19 > 0:20:21# What this plan's about is keeping cool
0:20:21 > 0:20:23# I don't even need to see the rules
0:20:23 > 0:20:26# Cos there's only one of us today who's gonna be a fool
0:20:26 > 0:20:29# This ain't gonna be a free-for-all
0:20:29 > 0:20:31# Hope he knows this is gonna be the day
0:20:31 > 0:20:32# Where he's totally exposed
0:20:32 > 0:20:34# For the fraud that he is
0:20:34 > 0:20:35# Cos I'm sure of his tricks
0:20:35 > 0:20:37# No, he's bored by the quiz
0:20:37 > 0:20:38# Josh, you're gonna slip
0:20:38 > 0:20:42# And I'm gonna be there cracking up still
0:20:42 > 0:20:45# Cos you're gonna lose another battle of wills
0:20:45 > 0:20:48# So if you wanna prepare for what this quiz says
0:20:48 > 0:20:50# Get a nice big L for your forehead
0:20:50 > 0:20:53- # Stand...- fight...- ..tall.. - ..right..- ..and- ..win
0:20:53 > 0:20:55# Have you got skills?
0:20:55 > 0:20:57# It's a battle of wills. #
0:20:57 > 0:21:00So you take the history questions. I'll do science.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03No, actually, I'll do history and science,
0:21:03 > 0:21:08and maths, sport, politics, geography and general knowledge.
0:21:08 > 0:21:12And YOU can look after Clever Bernard.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14You're the best team captain.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Please, stop it.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19Just hit me or something, get it over with.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22- I'll stop if you stop treating me like an idiot.- I don't treat you...
0:21:22 > 0:21:26"Think of the reputation of the school?" "You're a loose cannon?"
0:21:26 > 0:21:29- Why do you think I volunteered for this quiz? To annoy you?- Maybe.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31I just wanted to try something, some silly quiz,
0:21:31 > 0:21:33but you wouldn't even let me do that,
0:21:33 > 0:21:37you just assume I'd get it wrong straight away. How'd you like it?
0:21:37 > 0:21:40I don't. It's exactly what my mum does to me,
0:21:40 > 0:21:42and I just did it to you.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46Oh, no, I'm turning into my mum!
0:21:46 > 0:21:49Wow, Ryan, stop breathing so fast.
0:21:49 > 0:21:50I can't!
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Ryan, breathe slower!
0:21:52 > 0:21:54I think my teeth are falling out.
0:21:54 > 0:21:55Ryan, get a grip!
0:22:03 > 0:22:06- What are you doing?! - I don't know! It just happened!
0:22:06 > 0:22:09- Don't judge me! - Ryan, what's wrong with you?
0:22:09 > 0:22:11HE SCREAMS
0:22:29 > 0:22:30Ryan?
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Come and do the quiz.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42OK, fine.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56Come on, Josh, just admit you cheated, man.
0:22:56 > 0:22:57Mum's out there.
0:22:57 > 0:23:01You gonna make her sit there and watch you lose?
0:23:01 > 0:23:03I ain't worried.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05Byron's looking kind of excited, too.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08Those are the governors he's with.
0:23:10 > 0:23:11Where's Molly and Ryan?
0:23:11 > 0:23:14Look, I'm sorry about that kiss business,
0:23:14 > 0:23:16I'm just not used to people being nice to me.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19OK, fine, so either you come and do the quiz
0:23:19 > 0:23:23or you're stuck in here with me staring at you.
0:23:23 > 0:23:24What's it to be?
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Quiz?
0:23:26 > 0:23:27Good answer.
0:23:31 > 0:23:32See you later, caretaker!
0:23:32 > 0:23:35Now, come on, let's go and show your mum
0:23:35 > 0:23:38you're not the idiot I think you are.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Where are they?
0:23:44 > 0:23:45Only five minutes left.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48Not long until you have to back down, Nathan.
0:23:51 > 0:23:55- OK, I'll get Oliver out of detention.- Yes!
0:23:55 > 0:23:56Wait here.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03Oliver! Come with me.
0:24:05 > 0:24:10And Zoe-Marie, you might as well come as well, just in case.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15Well, I think that's long enough.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Ash! Ash, come with me.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20- But I've got...- Come with me.- What?
0:24:20 > 0:24:22- But, sir, the caretaker... - Go, go.
0:24:22 > 0:24:26Are we going to watch the quiz? I should be on the team, you know.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28It's not fair that I'm in detention.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31Look, Oliver, I always wanted to put you on the team, all right?
0:24:31 > 0:24:34I just had to be sure that Josh was cheating on his homework.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37But Josh HAS been cheating at his homework.
0:24:37 > 0:24:38I've been doing it for him.
0:24:41 > 0:24:42So can I go on the team now?
0:24:50 > 0:24:53Well done, bruv, you made a good decision,
0:24:53 > 0:24:55- even though I would've been great. - Save it, Josh.
0:24:55 > 0:24:59Oliver's got something to say to you about your homework.
0:24:59 > 0:25:00I...
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Yeah, all right, fine, I cheated.
0:25:04 > 0:25:05You cheated.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08What are you gonna do about it, put me in detention?
0:25:08 > 0:25:12Well, actually, I'm not sure, Josh, cos you see, Oliver cheated,
0:25:12 > 0:25:15but he wants to do the quiz, you cheated,
0:25:15 > 0:25:17you don't wanna do the quiz, right?
0:25:17 > 0:25:19so if I swap you around and give you what you want,
0:25:19 > 0:25:22what kind of lesson is that for either of you?
0:25:22 > 0:25:25Er...a lesson in forgiveness?
0:25:25 > 0:25:29You're going on the quiz, Josh.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31And cos Ryan and Molly are AWOL,
0:25:31 > 0:25:34- you'll have to do it with Ash and Zoe-Marie.- What?
0:25:34 > 0:25:37We'll get smashed and I'll look like a muppet!
0:25:37 > 0:25:38And it'll be worse for you.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41Don't know what to tell you, bruv. Sometimes you gotta do what's right.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44- BELL RINGS - Can the teams take their places?
0:25:44 > 0:25:46So, go on. Kermit.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Take Miss Piggy and Gonzo with you.
0:25:55 > 0:26:02Elmsbury, you must know the capital of the United States? I'm waiting.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05You can KEEP waiting. I ain't answering any of your questions,
0:26:05 > 0:26:07not till I know the answers.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09AUDIENCE LAUGHS
0:26:09 > 0:26:12Can I go? I've gotta go and unlock the...
0:26:12 > 0:26:13Nothing.
0:26:15 > 0:26:16Still on geography.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Will you calm down? What's wrong with you?
0:26:18 > 0:26:21Hands on buzzers. Your starter for ten.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23No-one can know. No-one can know I took them.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26Took what?
0:26:26 > 0:26:30The chain of American islands dividing the Atlantic Ocean
0:26:30 > 0:26:33from the Gulf of Mexico are known as the Florida...
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Quays.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38I don't know anything about any keys! I ain't done nothing!
0:26:38 > 0:26:40AUDIENCE LAUGHS
0:26:48 > 0:26:50Mr Carter.
0:26:50 > 0:26:54Well, I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes.
0:26:54 > 0:26:55Yeah, look, I'm...
0:26:55 > 0:26:58And the behaviour of your team...
0:26:58 > 0:27:00they really put Gossett off.
0:27:00 > 0:27:0378-5, that's the closest score we've ever had!
0:27:03 > 0:27:05Well done!
0:27:06 > 0:27:10Two whole questions right.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13Who'd have thought you'd know so much about Lord Of The Flies?
0:27:13 > 0:27:17You did so well! Go and say thanks to your brother.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21Never underestimate the power of low expectations.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24You're still gonna tell about me cheating, aren't you?
0:27:24 > 0:27:25Oh, yeah!
0:27:25 > 0:27:27Course, tomorrow, though,
0:27:27 > 0:27:30and I want you to spend more time on your homework,
0:27:30 > 0:27:34but for now, let's just kick back and enjoy this.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38Hey, I wonder what happened to Molly and Ryan.
0:27:45 > 0:27:46THEY SNIGGER
0:27:47 > 0:27:49Oh, yeah.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51Yeah, you win. That is weirder than cheese.
0:27:54 > 0:27:57- # You can't live with 'em - And you can't kick 'em out
0:27:57 > 0:27:58# When they're up they rub it in your face
0:27:58 > 0:28:00- # Kick you when you're down - When no-one understands them
0:28:00 > 0:28:03- # You know what they're on about - Always good to be around
0:28:03 > 0:28:07- # Gotta find the common ground - If you know so much about me
0:28:07 > 0:28:10# Where do I go from here?
0:28:10 > 0:28:12- # You see 'em every day - You can never get away
0:28:12 > 0:28:14# Only time that you're the boss Four o'clock. #