0:00:07 > 0:00:09# Where d'you go when you know nobody can understand you?
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What d'you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?
0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Wash that stress out like it was shampoo
0:00:18 > 0:00:19# You should stay
0:00:19 > 0:00:20# It can change
0:00:20 > 0:00:22# There's good days
0:00:22 > 0:00:23# And bad days
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# So the only time is now - 4 o'clock. #
0:00:36 > 0:00:38ALARM BELL RINGING
0:00:45 > 0:00:47ALARM BELL RINGING
0:00:47 > 0:00:49- RAPS:- That can only mean one thing
0:00:49 > 0:00:51New term, new start Let me jump in
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Hit the school hall Scream it so you hear
0:00:53 > 0:00:56"Hey Mate, make way for the Teacher of the Year!"
0:00:56 > 0:00:58No big disasters, skip the laughter
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Yep it's the master - Mr Carter.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Cos no-one has the hunger to teach like I do
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Or turnaround the underachievers like you
0:01:06 > 0:01:09This time last year start of September?
0:01:09 > 0:01:11I was a pretender, an amateur I remember
0:01:11 > 0:01:14I was always thinking I was sinking in the quicksand
0:01:14 > 0:01:16It's a new beginning Now I'm bringing out some big plans
0:01:16 > 0:01:19If you're assessing me I guarantee that you'll report
0:01:19 > 0:01:21You've never seen so much improvement in a school before
0:01:21 > 0:01:26I won't slack, I'm focussed bro-fact So, hey, I can't wait to go back!
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Been a long summer You don't even have to wonder
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Now you know that I can't wait to go back.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Had enougha chillin' Now I'm ready and I'm willing
0:01:33 > 0:01:36And I'm so glad I can't wait to go back
0:01:36 > 0:01:41# Can you hear, that's the sound of a brand new year... #
0:01:41 > 0:01:44- RAPS:- Slice in my toast rack - Rhymes in my notepad
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Mate! I can't wait to go back
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Who'd you know that's smarter with the skills than the Carter Kid?
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Played through the school year and did my work after it
0:01:52 > 0:01:54See this Summer Holiday? Weren't a holiday
0:01:54 > 0:01:57I was working on my music the proper way
0:01:57 > 0:02:00And I gotta say, my new stuff? Yeah, it's great
0:02:00 > 0:02:02You only need to hear a minute of my mix tape
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Only need to see a second of my video
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Then you know that I've been a busy bloke
0:02:07 > 0:02:09While you were drinking milk tucking into bed, right?
0:02:09 > 0:02:12I was up late, working on my website
0:02:12 > 0:02:14I'm aiming for a million hits in total
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Starting off at Elmsbury then I'll go global
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Cos J Hyphen got his mojo back
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Making my big brother look Oh, so wack
0:02:22 > 0:02:23Yo, I own Rap
0:02:23 > 0:02:25And now I got the platform to show that
0:02:25 > 0:02:27I can't wait to go back!
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Been a long summer you don't even have to wonder
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Now you know that I can't wait to go back
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Had enougha chillin' Now I'm ready and I'm willing
0:02:34 > 0:02:37And I'm so glad I can't wait to go back
0:02:37 > 0:02:42# Can you hear That's the sound of a brand new year
0:02:42 > 0:02:44- RAPS:- Fixed my elbow patch
0:02:44 > 0:02:48- Just designed my own cap! - MATE! I can't wait to go back
0:02:48 > 0:02:50You know that Y-Y-You know that
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Mate! I can't wait to go back.
0:02:54 > 0:02:55Hey!
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Morning, ladies! How's it going?
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Watch it, you chisel!
0:03:02 > 0:03:03Ooh, haircut!
0:03:04 > 0:03:05What's going on?
0:03:05 > 0:03:08I think maybe Byron found a few quid down the back of his sofa.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Needed doing. This place was a dump.
0:03:11 > 0:03:12It had character.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Also rats!
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Cussmagnet, are those my trainers?!
0:03:17 > 0:03:20I've got it! A facemonkey!
0:03:20 > 0:03:22What's a facemonkey?
0:03:22 > 0:03:24We buy a monkey off the internet,
0:03:24 > 0:03:25we strap my camera phone to its face
0:03:25 > 0:03:27and release it into the staff room.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30What makes that a facemonkey? All monkeys have faces.
0:03:30 > 0:03:31Ryan doesn't.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Yeah, I do! I mean, I'm not a monkey.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37What is your obsession with making fail videos anyway?
0:03:37 > 0:03:39You have your thing, we have ours.
0:03:39 > 0:03:43Do you know the most watched online clip is a video of an octopus
0:03:43 > 0:03:47with its head stuck in a bottle of lemonade?
0:03:47 > 0:03:49I know - comic genius!
0:03:49 > 0:03:51If we can get something like that on your phone,
0:03:51 > 0:03:53we'll become the kings of fail.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Hmm, but our last attempt didn't go too well, did it?
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Why did you push me off that wall? You weren't even filming.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02- I couldn't push and film at the same time.- Idiot!
0:04:02 > 0:04:07Chill out, flaptrousers. Besides the ground broke your fall.
0:04:07 > 0:04:08Also my arm!
0:04:08 > 0:04:11"Wah-wah, my precious arm.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14"I'll never be able to play the cello again."
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Excuse me? WHY are we not mentioning that ridiculous thing on your head?
0:04:17 > 0:04:18Found it a week ago.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Wearing it to school's going to be a right laugh.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23And, you know...
0:04:23 > 0:04:25the ladies DO love a wig.
0:04:25 > 0:04:26Still here, Carter?
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Weren't you meant to be a big famous rapper by now?
0:04:29 > 0:04:32- Thought you were going to get on the news?- It's all happening, D.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Got my website up and running, and I'm spreading the word.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Yeah, I've seen it. How many hits did your song get?
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Three? You ain't exactly What's-his-face.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Stay strong, D, all right?
0:04:43 > 0:04:46By the end of term I'll be bigger than...What's-his-face.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Sure.
0:04:53 > 0:04:54Guess who.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Justin Bieber?
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Bang on.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00- How was your Summer? - Oh, good, hot, sunny.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04I went parascending, swam with dolphins, climbed a volcano.
0:05:04 > 0:05:05How was yours?
0:05:05 > 0:05:10Erm, I spent mine in a leaky caravan in Devon with my mum
0:05:10 > 0:05:12and a chemical toilet.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14- Sounds great(!)- Yeah.
0:05:14 > 0:05:19Still, gave me the chance to write this proposal for Mr Byron.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Got a load of big plans for the 4 O'Clock Club this year.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Haven't you heard? Byron's left.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26What? Why?
0:05:26 > 0:05:27Nobody knows.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Someone said he went to work with underprivileged kids
0:05:30 > 0:05:31in South America...
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Well, I heard he'd lost the plot.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38That he was seen paddling out to sea in an orange canoe.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42I'm sorry, did someone invite you to join in our conversation?
0:05:42 > 0:05:44I thought it might benefit from my insight.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48- Well, if your insight shows up, be sure to come back.- (Will do.)
0:05:49 > 0:05:53So, erm...who's the new head?
0:05:54 > 0:05:56BELL RINGING
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Get them out of my face!
0:06:03 > 0:06:04Ow! Watch it!
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Molly?! What happened?!
0:06:08 > 0:06:12Was it the vampires? Did the vampires get you?
0:06:12 > 0:06:13Sweet you think it's clever
0:06:13 > 0:06:15to make fun of someone for expressing herself.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17And there was me thinking you boys
0:06:17 > 0:06:20might've gone through puberty over the summer.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23I think I speak for us both when I say, "ouch!"
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Molly Finnegan?!
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Detention - for breaching school uniform code.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31She's punishing me for how I'm dressed?
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Has she even looked in a mirror today?
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Oh, my flipping nut cake, yeah. What are you supposed to be?
0:06:36 > 0:06:40You look like somebody ate an undertaker and threw up over a thing.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43Stop it, Zoe-Marie. Molly's obviously in mourning.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45- Who died?- Well, duh. Obviously she's in, "morning,"
0:06:45 > 0:06:47it's like 9am, or something!
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Molly, we're here if you need to talk.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53- Headmaster's office?- Through there. First door on the right.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58Talking sounds great. I'll just check my schedule...
0:06:58 > 0:07:00There's a slot right after sawing my own head off
0:07:00 > 0:07:02and replacing it with a sock puppet.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05If you don't mind me saying, that's, like, TOTALLY a bit rude!
0:07:05 > 0:07:08'What you doing. Get out! It's the ladies!'
0:07:12 > 0:07:15- Now THAT is the sort of thing we need to catch on camera.- Losers.
0:07:15 > 0:07:16Don't hurt me!
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Right. Do that again.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27'This bites, man. Five hits.'
0:07:27 > 0:07:32That's only two more than last week. Why is nobody listening to me?
0:07:32 > 0:07:33Play Mr Belly Pop again.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Who's Mr Belly Pop?
0:07:44 > 0:07:48Five million hits?! That is serious jokes.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Hey, this is what I should do!
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Nah, can't see you in a leotard, mate.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57No, doorknob. I mean, we make a stupid viral video,
0:07:57 > 0:08:00put it online and then link my music from it.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08Could you explain why you're not working on your spreadsheet project?
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Oh, Miss Andress! My favourite woman.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Did you lose weight over the summer? Cos you are looking fine.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Detention. Tonight!
0:08:16 > 0:08:18All three of you.
0:08:18 > 0:08:2215 minutes into the new term? That breaks even last year's record.
0:08:22 > 0:08:23BELL RINGING
0:08:23 > 0:08:26What's that ringing? It ain't break and nothing's on fire.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Can any of the rest of you hear that?
0:08:28 > 0:08:30File quietly to the hall.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Your new headmaster wants to meet you all.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Did she just say new headmaster?
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Here we go. The big reveal.
0:08:43 > 0:08:44That's quite enough!
0:08:46 > 0:08:50Let me introduce your new head teacher, Mr Bell.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53THEY APPLAUD
0:08:56 > 0:09:00Great. We've only gone and swapped Bogoff for Catalogue Man.
0:09:00 > 0:09:01Good morning.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05And first, may I thank our new deputy head for that introduction.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Today is a new beginning -
0:09:07 > 0:09:08for me...
0:09:09 > 0:09:12..for you...and for Elmsbury.
0:09:12 > 0:09:16I want you to forget everything you know about this place.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18- Done.- Back to square one for me.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Effective immediately,
0:09:20 > 0:09:24Elmsbury High is to be known as Elmsbury Academy.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26My mum's going to LOVE this.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28There'll be no stragglers...
0:09:28 > 0:09:31there'll be no underachievers holding us back...
0:09:31 > 0:09:32Well, that's us lot stuffed.
0:09:32 > 0:09:36..and I'm absolutely sure you'll be able to rise to this challenge -
0:09:36 > 0:09:40be you student...or teacher...
0:09:41 > 0:09:45..or even Teacher of the Year.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48- I'm going to be ripping up the rule book.- Yes!
0:09:48 > 0:09:52I want Elmsbury to be a place of achievement.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55I want you to feel proud of yourselves...
0:09:55 > 0:09:56This is a waste of time, man.
0:09:56 > 0:10:00We should be outside getting our fail video together.
0:10:00 > 0:10:05- Sh!- ..and when the Mayor officially opens the Academy on Friday,
0:10:05 > 0:10:11let's show her, let's show the world a new side to Elmsbury -
0:10:11 > 0:10:14a side we can all be proud of.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24Disrupting the opening ceremony is way too big.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26The Mayor's going to be there. The actual Mayor. What next?
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Vomiting on the Queen?
0:10:28 > 0:10:29Yeah but... I need big.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32I need something that'll make people check their brains as they go in
0:10:32 > 0:10:34and go proper bafflex.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37But do we really want to make an enemy of Mr Bell in his first week?
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Somebody's got a crush...
0:10:39 > 0:10:40Shut up, coughweasel.
0:10:40 > 0:10:41Look.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44If my music is the rocket, the new school opening is the rocket fuel,
0:10:44 > 0:10:46then I'm shooting for the moon, boys.
0:10:46 > 0:10:50So, we disrupt the opening, catch it on the camera...
0:10:50 > 0:10:53..stick it online, sit back and watch my website rack up the views.
0:10:53 > 0:10:54Look out, world!
0:10:54 > 0:10:55Look out!
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Argh! Ow.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Why can't you ever wait until I'm filming?
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Mr Cartwheel. Come on in.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Um, actually, it's um, Carter.
0:11:15 > 0:11:21Take a seat.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24What do you know about bonsai trees?
0:11:24 > 0:11:28They're like big trees, but smaller.
0:11:28 > 0:11:32Too little water and the tree starves.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Too much and it drowns.
0:11:34 > 0:11:39Almost sounds like a metaphor for Elmsbury.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41We're on the same page.
0:11:41 > 0:11:42Biscuit?
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Biscuit?
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Will you have one of my biscuits?
0:11:50 > 0:11:52And so! Teacher of the Year.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55I'm very keen to hear your ideas for detention.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Discipline is going to be a big part of my plan for Elmsbury.
0:11:58 > 0:12:04I don't know that I'd describe it as discipline,
0:12:04 > 0:12:05I prefer to think of it more like...
0:12:05 > 0:12:06Control.
0:12:06 > 0:12:10Actually, I was going to say "understanding".
0:12:10 > 0:12:14Call it what you will - discipline, regulation,
0:12:14 > 0:12:18'understanding' the students - all comes down to the same thing -
0:12:18 > 0:12:21keeping Elmsbury trouble free.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24Right. Well, I had prepared a file on this for Mr Byron.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Yes, I've prepared some suggestions.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33One of our changes is that we're going to be re-purposing
0:12:33 > 0:12:35the old detention room, putting you into a new one.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Really? But...
0:12:37 > 0:12:41Actually, why don't I come round tonight and see you in action?
0:12:41 > 0:12:44I'd like to get a sense of how the entire school operates.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47All right, but... I mean, it's the first day of term.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50I doubt there'll be that many kids in detention.
0:12:50 > 0:12:51We shall see, Mr Carter.
0:12:54 > 0:12:55We shall see.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02Are you joking me? Are you actually flipping joking me!?
0:13:02 > 0:13:05- Will you just chill out?- This is rubbish. They're fighting like girls.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Yeah, there is a reason for that.
0:13:07 > 0:13:08Oh, no!
0:13:08 > 0:13:11- Oh!- Are you all right, Mr Bell?
0:13:11 > 0:13:12I'm not a baby!
0:13:12 > 0:13:15(CHANT) Fight! Fight! Fight!
0:13:15 > 0:13:16Break it up. Break it up!
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Hey! Stop this now.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21Zoe-Marie, Molly, apologise to Mr Bell.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23What? He should apologise to us for being part of a system
0:13:23 > 0:13:25that represses individuality.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27I don't think she's entirely normal any more.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30Yeah, she's become this coffin-bothering goth freak
0:13:30 > 0:13:34who goes round calling people's pencil cases stupid when they ain't!
0:13:34 > 0:13:35You don't know when to shut up.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37I can shut up any time I want, except I don't want to,
0:13:37 > 0:13:40and I've got a lot to say.
0:13:40 > 0:13:41Just shut up, girl!
0:13:43 > 0:13:47Wow. That's a fine pair of lungs you've got on you, sir.
0:13:47 > 0:13:48Can any of you explain why
0:13:48 > 0:13:51so many of you are here on the very first day of term?
0:13:51 > 0:13:54We had debts left over from last term, sir.
0:13:54 > 0:13:58It's a cuss, but it's not like he makes us do lines and that.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Yeah, there's worse places to be. Like being stuck in a wardrobe with a big spider.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Or a cheese factory.
0:14:03 > 0:14:07So you're saying you actually enjoy being in detention?
0:14:07 > 0:14:12This one time he let me paint a cow's udders.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15It's just as I feared.
0:14:15 > 0:14:16Back to my office. Now.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20What about this lot?
0:14:21 > 0:14:26Go home, children. Immediately.
0:14:26 > 0:14:30I'm starting to like this bloke more and more.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32And take that ridiculous thing off your head.
0:14:32 > 0:14:33Why is it all so sticky?
0:14:33 > 0:14:40I dunno. It was like that when I got it out of the bin.
0:14:40 > 0:14:41Laters, mate.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50This is the spend per average student,
0:14:50 > 0:14:52and this is what the disruptive ones cost.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54A particularly troublesome set of students
0:14:54 > 0:14:57are threatening to ruin my figures.
0:14:57 > 0:15:02They were practically permanent residents at your "4 O'Clock Club" last year.
0:15:04 > 0:15:08Josh Carter. No relation, I hope.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11They're brothers.
0:15:11 > 0:15:12Brothers or not,
0:15:13 > 0:15:16we can't afford to mollycoddle bad students
0:15:16 > 0:15:17that reflect poorly on the school.
0:15:17 > 0:15:21Bad is a big word.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Is there another word for it?
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Misunderstood?
0:15:25 > 0:15:28Technically a bigger word letters-wise, but...
0:15:28 > 0:15:33I can't tolerate uncontrollable elements running amok.
0:15:33 > 0:15:37I've made arrangements with another school
0:15:37 > 0:15:40to take some of the worst offenders off our hands.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43What other school?
0:15:43 > 0:15:46- Fowlmere Manor.- Fowlmere?! Sir...
0:15:46 > 0:15:47You're in charge of detention.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49If you don't want the students that regularly turn up there
0:15:49 > 0:15:53to be sent to Fowlmere, it's up to you that they shape up.
0:15:53 > 0:15:54- Clear?- Yeah. Clear.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58Fowlmere Manor? Is he short-changed in the membrane?
0:15:58 > 0:16:02It makes Elmsbury look like Fluffy Bunny Rainbow Land.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04He just thinks you need an extra incentive to behave.
0:16:04 > 0:16:08And if we don't, we get booted off to Foulmouth like some dirty secret?
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Well, maybe you did have it too easy last year.
0:16:11 > 0:16:15I had it easy like the flu. I had my brother at the school.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Yeah, well, now I'm looking on you to behave better this year.
0:16:18 > 0:16:22No more detentions.
0:16:22 > 0:16:26Seriously - who died and made you Captain Killfun?
0:16:26 > 0:16:27Mr Bell.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30He believes in me enough to put me in charge of keeping you -
0:16:30 > 0:16:33and everyone else - out of trouble.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36So if you don't want to get sent to Fowlmere,
0:16:36 > 0:16:38you'd better clean up your act.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41And that goes for the school opening, too.
0:16:41 > 0:16:46I know you - no trouble, you get me?
0:16:46 > 0:16:51Fine. I'll help you suck up to Ding-Dong.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Ding-Dong?
0:16:53 > 0:16:57Ding-Dong Bell. I'm trying it out.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00I'm watching you.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Sure thing, bruv. I'll help you maintain order.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06You better, cos...
0:17:07 > 0:17:10# This year we gotta make an even bigger splash
0:17:10 > 0:17:12# I can help with that- I think I can help with that
0:17:12 > 0:17:14# Gonna get this whole school on the right track.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17# And I can help with that- I think I can help with that.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19# Good planning'll help us to move forward
0:17:19 > 0:17:22# I can help with that- I think I can help with that
0:17:22 > 0:17:24# All we need to do is keep things ordered
0:17:24 > 0:17:27# I can help with that- definitely help with that
0:17:27 > 0:17:29# Sure, let me help to push things forward
0:17:29 > 0:17:32# Just in case your organisation was getting awkward
0:17:32 > 0:17:34# Want a special event? I got a gift for ya
0:17:34 > 0:17:37# Cos it's gonna be a festival of DISorder
0:17:37 > 0:17:40# So we're an academy now? What do I make of that?
0:17:40 > 0:17:42- # How about lame- drop - dumb- site- mad black?
0:17:42 > 0:17:44# They wanna have a ceremony that's amazing
0:17:44 > 0:17:47# I can help with just a little rearranging
0:17:47 > 0:17:49# And I'd say call Friday "Cryday"
0:17:49 > 0:17:52- # Bell crying, - "Why'd they send Josh my way?"
0:17:52 > 0:17:55#I'ma blow this whole thing sky-high, mate
0:17:55 > 0:17:57# Then we'll see how many hits my website might take
0:17:57 > 0:18:00# For my sake, I gotta maintain order
0:18:00 > 0:18:02# Just like a sink with a plug retains water.
0:18:02 > 0:18:03# I need to be watertight
0:18:03 > 0:18:05# Cos this term could be a battle, can't be rattled
0:18:05 > 0:18:08# Have to show I'm ready for the fight
0:18:08 > 0:18:10# So I'm keeping order right Bell's eyes are on me
0:18:10 > 0:18:12# But I gotta do it for myself, not because he's...
0:18:12 > 0:18:15# Just become the boss of me, I got my philosophy
0:18:15 > 0:18:17# I should stand for the all kids Not just Bell, Josh and me
0:18:17 > 0:18:20# And I don't wanna be the bad guy you might hit
0:18:20 > 0:18:22# But like it or not I'm gonna run a tight ship
0:18:22 > 0:18:25# Five hits? I can't leave it like this
0:18:25 > 0:18:28# I need exposure - something really quite big
0:18:28 > 0:18:30# Like making Bell look like an amateur
0:18:30 > 0:18:32# Create a disaster, catch it on camera
0:18:32 > 0:18:35# Become a whole school legend, then I'm outta here
0:18:35 > 0:18:38# High stakes, might make me go to Fowlmere
0:18:38 > 0:18:40# Punishment-wise, it might be unknown
0:18:40 > 0:18:44# But hero? Rap Star? That's two birds with one stone
0:18:44 > 0:18:45# All I need's a sign and I'm on it!
0:18:45 > 0:18:48# Something really visual, something iconic. #
0:18:50 > 0:18:53That's genius. You think you can get away with it though?
0:18:53 > 0:18:56I'm the High Priest of Getting Away With It.
0:18:56 > 0:19:00You'll be there with your camera to film the entire thing.
0:19:00 > 0:19:01Where d'you think you're going?
0:19:01 > 0:19:05To school. You know, the big grey building full of classrooms and boring...
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Which school?
0:19:07 > 0:19:08Elmsbury.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Take a look at the posh kids. "We go to Elmsbury.
0:19:11 > 0:19:15"Mummy and daddy take us to school in golden chariots pulled by peacocks".
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Yeah, cos Elmsbury is so nice.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20We go to Fowlmere. Do you know what's nice about Fowlmere?
0:19:20 > 0:19:23The lovely students who never beat anyone up?
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Nothing is nice about Fowlmere.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Let's show them how nice we can't be, boys!
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Look at that big thing over there!
0:19:31 > 0:19:33That doesn't work in real life, idiot.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35- This does!- Ow!
0:19:35 > 0:19:39- Why did you kick him?!- He stole my look.- You have a look?
0:19:39 > 0:19:42You're sure he's talking about sending kids to Fowlmere?
0:19:42 > 0:19:43That's what he said.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45That's a dumping ground for the entire borough.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Fowlmere?
0:19:47 > 0:19:50I did my training there. Don't make me go back.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54You're kind of hurting my arm.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14That was way too close.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17- Exciting, though.- What was exciting about nearly getting brained?
0:20:17 > 0:20:20Chill out, or you'll have an accident in your Peppa Pig pants!
0:20:20 > 0:20:23For the last time, I got dressed in the dark, and I didn't know
0:20:23 > 0:20:26my little cousin's underwear had somehow got mixed up with mine.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28- Hey, where you going?- I'm out.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31You might be OK with being sent to Fowlmere, but I'm not.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34Ash, you're still in, right?
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Oh, I'm still in. You know me - I'm barely keeping up.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Penny for your thoughts...
0:20:44 > 0:20:45Can you see my brother anywhere?
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Good morning, school.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50It gives me great pleasure to introduce
0:20:50 > 0:20:52the Lady Mayor of Elmsbury.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57OK. We're done.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04- Great. - What shall I do with this?
0:21:04 > 0:21:06I don't know. Find somewhere to hide it.
0:21:07 > 0:21:11..I am sure you will all do your best to ensure
0:21:11 > 0:21:15that the new Elmsbury reaches its potential.
0:21:15 > 0:21:19Why does she think she can tell us what to do, just cos she's blinged up?
0:21:19 > 0:21:23If you'd like to accompany us outside, we'll open our school.
0:21:36 > 0:21:37What've you done?
0:21:39 > 0:21:42Nothing...bruv.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44The ear of lies says different.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Thank you so much for doing this.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55Mate - this is going to be epic. You're going to want to be part of it.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57So I can get sent off to Fowlmouth?
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Shall we get a quick photo?
0:22:01 > 0:22:03How's Bell even going to find out?
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Perhaps because Josh's going to put the video online,
0:22:05 > 0:22:08and link it to his music website?
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Ash, I've been hanging out with you way too long, man.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13I've caught your brainflake. How could I miss that?
0:22:13 > 0:22:14- Stop filming!- What?
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Give me the camera.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Your attention everyone.
0:22:24 > 0:22:25The Mayor.
0:22:25 > 0:22:26APPLAUSE
0:22:26 > 0:22:28It's with great honour
0:22:28 > 0:22:30that I proudly declare...
0:22:30 > 0:22:35- He's rigged the sign! - ..the new Elmsbury Academy officially open...
0:22:45 > 0:22:49Sssssssttttoooooppppppp!!
0:22:52 > 0:22:54What are you doing, man?!
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Get off me.
0:22:56 > 0:22:57Get off her!
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Carter, stop ruining everything!
0:23:00 > 0:23:01Smelly Bum Arcade?
0:23:02 > 0:23:03No photos!
0:23:07 > 0:23:10Who is responsible for this?!
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Massive respect to whoever done that!
0:23:12 > 0:23:14It's a major improvement on before.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16I haven't laughed this hard since my cat had worms!
0:23:16 > 0:23:19I said be quiet! Josh!
0:23:24 > 0:23:26You! Is this your work?
0:23:26 > 0:23:28I just said it was an improvement.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31Come with me. I'll teach you to be destructive.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34Surely it'd be better to teach me not to be destructive?
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Right, move! You hear me? Move!
0:23:44 > 0:23:47# Why are my surprises the type you ruin your life with?
0:23:47 > 0:23:49# Yeah I messed up, bruv, I know I messed up
0:23:49 > 0:23:52# No prizes for guessing who's behind the sign switch
0:23:52 > 0:23:54# Yeah I messed up, bruv, I know I messed up
0:23:54 > 0:23:57# Nice if I could vanish when I closed my eyelids
0:23:57 > 0:23:59# Yeah I messed up, bruv, I know I messed up
0:23:59 > 0:24:02# Why was I gifted a little brother like this?
0:24:02 > 0:24:04# Yeah I messed up, bruv, I know I messed up
0:24:04 > 0:24:07# I confess bruv, know it weren't my best but I guess
0:24:07 > 0:24:10# I just had to impress and big my chest up
0:24:10 > 0:24:13# In my head it was a moment that was meant to be
0:24:13 > 0:24:15# And now Molly's on a slope that was meant for me
0:24:15 > 0:24:18# He's essentially put his friend in jeopardy
0:24:18 > 0:24:20# Once again his little pea brain hasn't sensed that he
0:24:20 > 0:24:23# Might affect somebody else with his antics
0:24:23 > 0:24:25# Molly's in a sandwich with Bell and Andress
0:24:25 > 0:24:27# And if I do nothing now she's history
0:24:27 > 0:24:30# But then if I own up, what's that gonna get me?
0:24:30 > 0:24:31# Who's gonna protect me?
0:24:31 > 0:24:35# Nobody around here, just me in the playground at Fowlmere
0:24:35 > 0:24:38# Now we're in it together, I know how we'll look
0:24:38 > 0:24:40# In that moment when Bell knows who's the real crook
0:24:40 > 0:24:41# There's only one thing for it!
0:24:41 > 0:24:46- # Three probably - save my bacon, - save my bacon, save Molly! #
0:24:46 > 0:24:49Name one person who got to be famous from being destructive.
0:24:49 > 0:24:49Guy Fawkes.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52Guy Fawkes was hung, drawn and quartered.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55Fine. I'll tell Ding-Dong the truth, and save Molly.
0:24:55 > 0:24:56- That- cannot- happen.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58We need something really clever.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01Something only the Carter Brothers could think up.
0:25:01 > 0:25:02Yeah.
0:25:05 > 0:25:06Yeah... I got nothing. You?
0:25:08 > 0:25:11Right. So I've just shamed Ding-Dong in front of the Mayor,
0:25:11 > 0:25:12the Elmsbury Gazette -
0:25:12 > 0:25:15Which is obviously what put him in this mood.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18Which means...the man is all about the image!
0:25:20 > 0:25:23That's his problem, and our solution...
0:25:30 > 0:25:33I have never seen such blatant insolence.
0:25:33 > 0:25:34KNOCK ON DOOR
0:25:38 > 0:25:39Sorry to interrupt, sir.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42Do you mind if I have a quick word?
0:25:42 > 0:25:43In private?
0:25:44 > 0:25:46It's kind of important.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00- What is this? - It's about Molly, sir.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03There's some stuff you need to know before you do something rash.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06Rash? Thanks to her my new school is about to appear
0:26:06 > 0:26:09on the front of the local paper as "Smelly Bum Arcade".
0:26:09 > 0:26:11(SUPPRESSES LAUGHTER)
0:26:11 > 0:26:14I know, sir. Well-humiliating.
0:26:14 > 0:26:18She's had a lousy summer. Her cat got run over.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Her bedroom caught on fire.
0:26:20 > 0:26:24Her dad lost his hand in a bizarre hairdressing accident...
0:26:24 > 0:26:28How would it look if you just chucked out a deeply troubled student?
0:26:28 > 0:26:32In your first week? The press would tear you apart.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Well, I suppose under the circumstances
0:26:41 > 0:26:44I can reduce your punishment to something a little less...
0:26:44 > 0:26:46..public, Milly.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Molly.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51Yeah, maybe you could write a two-thousand-word essay entitled
0:26:51 > 0:26:53"How much I Love My School"?
0:26:53 > 0:26:55Excellent suggestion.
0:27:01 > 0:27:05See? Are you going to thank me, or what? Cos I just saved you...
0:27:05 > 0:27:08It's obvious who did the sign. So, no.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11And don't think I'm going to be the one doing that essay.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13Don't worry, Josh knows that all too well.
0:27:13 > 0:27:17You might be able to fool Bell, bruv, but you're not fooling me.
0:27:17 > 0:27:18I'm watching you.
0:27:18 > 0:27:22Just like old times, man. Good to be back.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24That was a pretty clever anagram, though.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26Yeah, but there was a letter Y missing.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29What did you do with it?
0:27:35 > 0:27:37What's this?
0:27:37 > 0:27:39Ah! Missed it! Every time!
0:27:40 > 0:27:41Why?
0:27:43 > 0:27:45- # Can't live with them - and you can't kick 'em out
0:27:45 > 0:27:47- # When they're up they rub it in your face- kick you when you're down
0:27:47 > 0:27:49- # But when no-one understand them - you know what they're on about
0:27:49 > 0:27:52- # But who's gonna be around? - Got to find a common ground
0:27:52 > 0:27:54# If you know so much about me
0:27:56 > 0:27:58# Where do I go from here?
0:27:58 > 0:28:00- # You see them every day - You can never get away
0:28:00 > 0:28:04# The only time that you're the boss - 4 o'clock, 4 o'clock. #
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