0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Where do you go when you know Nobody can understand you
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Wash that stress out like it was shampoo?
0:00:17 > 0:00:19# You should stay
0:00:19 > 0:00:20# It can't change
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# There's good days and bad days
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# But one day down the line this time be sure to stop
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# So the only time is now 4 O'Clock
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# 4 O'Clock. #
0:00:30 > 0:00:31Morning, primates.
0:00:35 > 0:00:39So Josh, how many thousand hits did you get on your website last night?
0:00:39 > 0:00:41- Nine.- 9,000?
0:00:41 > 0:00:44- No, nine.- A bit feeble.
0:00:44 > 0:00:50Yeah, I need something really epic to, like, build the traffic.
0:00:50 > 0:00:54Hey, Josh, have you seen the lens on this thing? Look.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57You can go in and you can go out,
0:00:57 > 0:01:00and you can go in, and you can go out.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Ash, you're kind of making me feel sick.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05- Whoa, it's even better than I thought!- My dad got it for me.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07I was thinking about making my first film.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10I want to do something like The Dark Knight, moody and edgy.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Yeah, totally that...
0:01:12 > 0:01:15but with a mutant monkey that wants to eat everything.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18No, Ash, I want to establish myself as a serious director.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22What's more serious than people running and screaming,
0:01:22 > 0:01:28torn between fear of the giant monkey and respect?
0:01:28 > 0:01:31A monster monkey rap movie -
0:01:31 > 0:01:35terrified kids fleeing from a giant gorilla,
0:01:35 > 0:01:42fear, screams and an epic soundtrack by the rap-meister J-Carter?
0:01:42 > 0:01:45- Yes!- I've got the monkey.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48But where are you going to get thousands of screaming kids?
0:01:51 > 0:01:55I don't want our school to be just a school.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59This new scheme will turn this into a place where people can really
0:01:59 > 0:02:04feel connected with one another, a community.
0:02:04 > 0:02:09- Hear, hear! - Yeah, good point, headmaster.
0:02:09 > 0:02:14Now, in a community, you have rights and responsibilities. It's exciting.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17He keeps confusing the word "exciting" with the word "dull".
0:02:17 > 0:02:21From now on you'll have the responsibility
0:02:21 > 0:02:26not to distract each other with loud voices and chewing gum.
0:02:26 > 0:02:32You will have the right to a calm and relaxed working environment,
0:02:32 > 0:02:35undisturbed by running in the corridor.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39Basically, we have to do exactly as we're told. Yay, lucky us(!)
0:02:39 > 0:02:41FIRE ALARM RINGS
0:02:41 > 0:02:43This ain't a false whatsit.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45If it was, they'd have done a practice thingy.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48But they didn't. This is happening! We're all going to die!
0:02:48 > 0:02:50SCREAMING AND COMMOTION
0:02:51 > 0:02:55Remember, calm walking in single file.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Leave it with me, headmaster!
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Stop running!
0:03:00 > 0:03:04Ash, I believe you. Mutant monkeys is a great idea.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06- Wrap it up before we get caught. - Chill out, Beverly.
0:03:06 > 0:03:10Keep shooting. Keep shooting. I can feel the hits racking up.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13- Ding-dong alert.- Join the crowd. Merge.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Mr Chimpy!
0:03:16 > 0:03:20You three - my office, now. Time for a friendly chat.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23It's not going to be a friendly chat
0:03:23 > 0:03:26because even the way he says "friendly" is unfriendly.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32You're on the radar, Carter, and not in a good way.
0:03:32 > 0:03:37- Note the size of that file.- I guess people do like to talk about me.
0:03:37 > 0:03:43And you, Ash Newman. Time and time again, you let yourself down.
0:03:43 > 0:03:44Ryan, sir.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Yes, exactly. You too, Ryan.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53They're repeat offenders, Mr Bell, all three of them.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Look, sir, I ain't excusing anything,
0:03:55 > 0:03:58but we didn't set off the alarm.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01See, we just seized the opportunity to record the events
0:04:01 > 0:04:03that unfolded, for the benefit of others.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Oh, really?
0:04:07 > 0:04:10'All we've got to do is set off the fire alarm.'
0:04:10 > 0:04:12FIRE ALARM RINGS
0:04:12 > 0:04:14SCREAMING
0:04:17 > 0:04:19It saddens me that you missed an exciting
0:04:19 > 0:04:23opportunity to learn about the school's new initiative,
0:04:23 > 0:04:26and it saddens me that I am going to have to give you
0:04:26 > 0:04:27a week's worth of detention.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Maybe if you let us off, it will cheer you up again.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32It will put that spring back in your step.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35But then I would just be short-changing you
0:04:35 > 0:04:38for the sake of my own happiness...
0:04:38 > 0:04:40So, no.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41You can go now.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Hey, Mr Bell. Great assembly this morning.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Your bit, I mean - not the fire alarm.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Is there a point you're meandering towards?
0:04:55 > 0:04:57That thing you said about community
0:04:57 > 0:04:59and us being connected to each other - I totally agree.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03Hmm. That part should be viewed as a lead-in to the more important
0:05:03 > 0:05:05point about the children behaving more responsibly.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Right. Yeah. That too.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11In fact, a group of pupils from your detention club aren't making
0:05:11 > 0:05:12any relevant progress at all.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14I had to talk to three of them this morning
0:05:14 > 0:05:19- about their improper use of this. - That's not good. Not good at all.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21But what I need are disciplined pupils who can pass exams,
0:05:21 > 0:05:23wear a tie and not talk back.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25- Can you give me that?- Yes. Absolutely.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27I can get through to them. Leave it with me.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34This messes my whole game plan, man. I need that camera back.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Oh, Josh, I didn't realise you cared.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39It's not for you, you melon. It's so we can do my video.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45So I need to turn them into a disciplined, unified group,
0:05:45 > 0:05:47ideally all in ties. That'll be easy, won't it?
0:05:47 > 0:05:50This bit's my favourite.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54'You are not allowed to escape the fire until I say so! Ow!'
0:05:54 > 0:05:56SHE LAUGHS
0:05:56 > 0:06:02- Oh, injured in the line of duty? - Extreme circumstances.
0:06:02 > 0:06:06- Normally, they respect my authority. - Fear isn't the same as respect.
0:06:07 > 0:06:08That just came out.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Strange, because when you talk,
0:06:10 > 0:06:13all people hear is this vague sort of buzzing noise.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17KNOCK AT DOOR
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Mr Harris, I had an idea about the 4 O'Clock Club
0:06:22 > 0:06:26- that I really think would fit in with your skills.- Oh, skills.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Yeah, the idea is, we shoot a video, could be a rap video,
0:06:29 > 0:06:32but it means we'll need Ryan's camcorder.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35- How does that fit in...?- Sweet. I'll let that idea sit with you.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38- Hmm.- Film making?
0:06:38 > 0:06:42That's a group activity. You can't make a film by yourself.
0:06:42 > 0:06:47- You need actors, editors, dancers, trapeze artists.- Maybe not trapeze.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49But making a film will give them a sense of community,
0:06:49 > 0:06:51responsibilities and other good things.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Would it be too much if I had one of those director's chairs?
0:06:55 > 0:06:59- Check the girls dancing on the car. - Bit sexist.
0:06:59 > 0:07:03But you can't have a rap video without girls dancing on a car.
0:07:03 > 0:07:04It's, like, illegal.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08So you're probably thinking today is a normal day.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12Normal day, normal detention. Well, today is not normal.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16Who are you calling not normal? You're not normal. You're a Norman.
0:07:16 > 0:07:20- What do you reckon to making a film together?- Funny you should say that.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22I just made my own storyboard.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24That's great, but this is a group project.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27- Yeah, but...- Oi, it ain't all about you.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29You got two of these, one of them. You're always butting in.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31You never keep your trap shut and listen, yeah?
0:07:34 > 0:07:36I want you to make a film about
0:07:36 > 0:07:38what you think about rights and responsibilities.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41You mean the scheme Ding-dong was boring us with in assembly?
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Where we all behave like well-behaved robots?
0:07:43 > 0:07:47Yeah, but it'll be your film. You can write, direct, act.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50The assembly was "yeah, right". So the film'll be, like, whatever.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52If you don't want it to be, like, whatever,
0:07:52 > 0:07:54then don't make it, like, whatever.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Ooh!
0:07:56 > 0:07:58- Puppets?- Yeah, sure.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06Totally ours? I could get into that.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10- Sounds better than doing homework. - Yeah.- No, man. Slow down.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14# Great Well, that's just perfect
0:08:14 > 0:08:17# All that getting the camera back wasn't worth it
0:08:17 > 0:08:20# Now this lot can have a laugh Shoot their little movie
0:08:20 > 0:08:22# While my video has been sabotaged
0:08:22 > 0:08:24# And I guarantee you it would have been a classic
0:08:24 > 0:08:26# A rap vid that struck a chord with the masses
0:08:26 > 0:08:29# London, New York Tokyo, Paris, Berlin, Sydney
0:08:29 > 0:08:31# All over the planet
0:08:31 > 0:08:34# Man, it could have travelled everywhere
0:08:34 > 0:08:36# That is if it wasn't for that fluffy melon Harris
0:08:36 > 0:08:39# So excited I am delighted
0:08:39 > 0:08:41# Never had a connection that was like this
0:08:41 > 0:08:44# Guess I really am full of surprises
0:08:44 > 0:08:46# Now the kids get what the Dexter Harris vibe is
0:08:46 > 0:08:48# When I talk, there is no more vague buzz
0:08:48 > 0:08:51# Just a voice and a presence that they love
0:08:51 > 0:08:53# Finally I am making a connection
0:08:53 > 0:08:56# And I'm heading in the correct direction
0:08:56 > 0:08:58# But the respect is the best bit
0:08:58 > 0:09:01# Thanks to this Muppet I am so disconnected
0:09:01 > 0:09:03# Finally I can feel I've done enough good
0:09:03 > 0:09:06# From here on it's onwards and upwards
0:09:06 > 0:09:08# But the respect is the best bit
0:09:08 > 0:09:11# Thanks to this peanut I am so disconnected
0:09:11 > 0:09:13# It's like I've lost the crowd
0:09:13 > 0:09:15# Even when I am screaming and shouting loud
0:09:15 > 0:09:18# But the fact is I have lost the connection
0:09:18 > 0:09:21# Just like a mobile phone No reception
0:09:21 > 0:09:23# Now I'm on the fringes no one's going to watch me
0:09:23 > 0:09:25# Probably be more likely to watch Molly
0:09:25 > 0:09:28# Bet she'll set the script all the group accepting it
0:09:28 > 0:09:31# Then she wins an Oscar Just for writing and directing it
0:09:31 > 0:09:33# Everyone is on the red carpet
0:09:33 > 0:09:35# And I'm alone like some dude who just...
0:09:35 > 0:09:37# My red carpet is reaching ever near
0:09:37 > 0:09:40# Collecting my award for teacher of the year
0:09:40 > 0:09:43# I'm creating unity so we're soon to be
0:09:43 > 0:09:45# One big Four O'clock Club community
0:09:45 > 0:09:47# Just like Mr Bell suggested
0:09:47 > 0:09:50# Team Elmsbury interconnected
0:09:50 > 0:09:52# Finally I am making a connection
0:09:52 > 0:09:55# And I am heading in the correct direction
0:09:55 > 0:09:57# But the respect is the best bit
0:09:57 > 0:10:00# Thanks to this doughnut I'm so disconnected
0:10:00 > 0:10:02# Finally I can feel I have done enough good
0:10:02 > 0:10:05# From here on it's onwards and upwards
0:10:05 > 0:10:07# But the respect is the best bit
0:10:07 > 0:10:08# Thanks to this chicken-fed
0:10:08 > 0:10:10# Corn-bread, train-wreck brain-ape, butt-head
0:10:10 > 0:10:12# I'm disconnected
0:10:12 > 0:10:15# But I am not going to let this stop me filming
0:10:15 > 0:10:17# I will get on the set quick
0:10:17 > 0:10:19# Whatever they want their film to be
0:10:19 > 0:10:22# I will guarantee they'll be filming me. #
0:10:24 > 0:10:27I've got some great ideas for moody shots.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30- Hey, Josh.- Hey, little peeps. What's up?
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Have you fallen out with your friends again?
0:10:32 > 0:10:37- The rules of social etiquette can be very cruel.- It's dog eat dog, man.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41No, they just got here before the Josh-meister.
0:10:41 > 0:10:45I am a little thing that's called fashionably late.
0:10:45 > 0:10:46I mean, come on. It's me.
0:10:46 > 0:10:50Is it possible for you to look deep in thought?
0:10:50 > 0:10:52That's more like constipated.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Ash is looking after hair and make-up.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56He's getting that blond wig he had out of the bin.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Zoe-Marie is the lead.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01I wrote a part for a strong female protagonist.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03A gobby girl.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Who are you calling gobby? I'll do it.
0:11:05 > 0:11:09OK, team. Nice to see you're stepping up, but what's going on?
0:11:09 > 0:11:12- My script is finished. - Sweet. I finished my rap.
0:11:12 > 0:11:17Right. With all this, Josh, I'm not sure we'll have time.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19BELL RINGS
0:11:19 > 0:11:23- That'd make a great wide-angle shot. - You saying I got wide teeth?
0:11:23 > 0:11:27No, I'm saying you look good on film. Please... don't... hurt me.
0:11:30 > 0:11:31Bit awkward.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33You can hang out with us if you want.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Mel? Good morning.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49- Good morning, Dexter. - Good morning, Mr Thorn.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51That thing you said about the kids
0:11:51 > 0:11:54just hearing a vague buzzing sound when I talk?
0:11:54 > 0:11:59- That was funny.- It's not true. - Really?- They listen. They respond.
0:11:59 > 0:12:04- They're making a film because I suggested it.- A film? Harsh.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07You really showed them who's boss there.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09That was sarcasm, wasn't it?
0:12:09 > 0:12:12Thorn is a vile, irritating, loathsome human being
0:12:12 > 0:12:15who makes you want to scream and break stuff,
0:12:15 > 0:12:17but just... don't let it get to you.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21And... action!
0:12:21 > 0:12:25You have the right to be silent, the right to not think
0:12:25 > 0:12:27and the right to empty heads with no opinions.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30You know what, Mr Teacher? We're done with these rights.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32We have our own opinions. Whatever.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35- I added "whatever." More natural. - She's right.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37We don't want to listen to your rights any more.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39ALL: Right!
0:12:39 > 0:12:41We're united against teachers!
0:12:41 > 0:12:44Right, could you pause just for a sec?
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Good, Molly. But united against teachers?
0:12:47 > 0:12:50That's a bit strong, maybe? But the group thing, I like.
0:12:50 > 0:12:55Could you be united against bad behaviour instead, maybe in ties?
0:12:55 > 0:12:58Hmm. Let me think about that - no.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01We should be united FOR bad behaviour.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03That's a cause I could get behind.
0:13:03 > 0:13:04We want to smash the system!
0:13:04 > 0:13:07ALL SHOUTING
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Maybe you need, like, a whole other direction,
0:13:09 > 0:13:15something more in tune with Bell's whole respect and reputation thing.
0:13:15 > 0:13:16Maybe I could write you a rap.
0:13:16 > 0:13:20- That's what I could do, seeing as we are housemates and all.- A rap?
0:13:20 > 0:13:23You've got to admit this is pretty big of me.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26It's rights and responsibilities, not respect and reputation.
0:13:26 > 0:13:27That's what I am saying.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30What about Molly? She's worked really hard.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33- It's not fair if we just cut her out.- So don't cut her out.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37We'll make a vote - her script or my rap.
0:13:37 > 0:13:43- Voting is classic righteous and responses!- A vote could work.
0:13:43 > 0:13:48- May the best person win. - Don't worry, man. I will.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59Dexter, I was thinking about your problem with that lot in detention.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01- Sorted.- What? - It's all under control.
0:14:01 > 0:14:05- It will be sorted tonight. - Oh, right. Good.
0:14:08 > 0:14:13Only, don't do anything stupid like get your hopes up or tell Bell.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19KNOCK ON DOOR
0:14:19 > 0:14:23Mr Bell, I wonder if you're free this evening at four o'clock?
0:14:26 > 0:14:30Darius! My man!
0:14:30 > 0:14:35- We're not friends.- No, we're not, and I respect your attitude.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37I mean, you don't let people push you around.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Except for Molly, of course.
0:14:39 > 0:14:43- Is that because you like her?- Shut your face. I don't.- Oh, you don't.
0:14:43 > 0:14:47So I can count on your vote tonight? You're the man, Darius.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52- Zoe-Marie, wait up. - I'm not going anywhere.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Even if I was, I have a mission. But I'm not, so shut up.
0:14:55 > 0:15:00I only need to talk to you for a minute. Then you can leave. Or not.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02# There is going to be a vote tonight
0:15:02 > 0:15:04# Two different ideas on show
0:15:04 > 0:15:06# But I know you're going to go for mine
0:15:06 > 0:15:08# I don't only rhyme I'm a leader too
0:15:08 > 0:15:11# Look me in the eyes You know just what you need to do
0:15:11 > 0:15:14# Everyone who's unsure or who needs persuading
0:15:14 > 0:15:16# I sow the seed in your head and the seeds have taken
0:15:16 > 0:15:19# I give an evil chuckle then crack up in laughter
0:15:19 > 0:15:21# I pull the strings, bruv I'm the puppet master
0:15:21 > 0:15:24# And Elmsbury is my stage I can get who I want
0:15:24 > 0:15:25# To act the right way
0:15:25 > 0:15:28# I got the right to be right You see
0:15:28 > 0:15:31# And you lot got the responsibility to agree with me
0:15:31 > 0:15:33# This ain't about a rap vid any more
0:15:33 > 0:15:36# It's about leadership You know the score
0:15:36 > 0:15:40# Cos I'm the man in charge Look at the man in charge
0:15:40 > 0:15:43# This isn't about the film any more
0:15:43 > 0:15:46# It's about respect being calm and assured
0:15:46 > 0:15:50# See, I'm the man in charge Look at the man in charge
0:15:50 > 0:15:54# It's time to elevate from assistant teacher
0:15:54 > 0:15:55# That's right, Mr Leader
0:15:55 > 0:15:58# I've sowed the seeds Treat them one and the same
0:15:58 > 0:16:01# Help the school grow I'm the sun and the rain
0:16:01 > 0:16:04# And I've got these kids free thinking
0:16:04 > 0:16:07# Like I've watered the seeds keep drinking
0:16:07 > 0:16:08# I can make them all believers
0:16:08 > 0:16:12# I'm such a good teacher I could teach the other teachers
0:16:12 > 0:16:14# This ain't about a rap vid any more
0:16:14 > 0:16:16# It's about leadership you know the score
0:16:16 > 0:16:21# Cos I'm the man in charge look at the man in charge
0:16:21 > 0:16:24# This isn't about the film any more
0:16:24 > 0:16:27# It's about respect being calm and assured
0:16:27 > 0:16:30# See, I'm the man in charge Look at the man in charge. #
0:16:33 > 0:16:35OK, people, before we start filming,
0:16:35 > 0:16:38we all need to agree on one idea, Molly's script or a rap
0:16:38 > 0:16:41written by Josh especially on the topic. So, let's vote.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44- What? No way.- Out of my hands.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47It's good. It's a democracy.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49It's me getting done over, more like.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Let's hope this turns nasty.
0:16:51 > 0:16:56- First up, Molly's script, so all in favour say aye.- Aye.
0:16:57 > 0:17:01I want to develop my directing, work with actors, explore text.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Also, she scares me.
0:17:03 > 0:17:07- Aye.- Aye.- Aye.- Aye.
0:17:07 > 0:17:11OK. That's five for Molly.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13So, all in favour of Josh's rap?
0:17:13 > 0:17:16- Aye.- Aye.- Aye.- Aye.- Aye.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19And five for Josh.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22- It's a tie.- OK!
0:17:24 > 0:17:27I guess you guys are going to want to hear the rap just to make sure
0:17:27 > 0:17:28you've made the right call.
0:17:30 > 0:17:31MUSIC STARTS
0:17:31 > 0:17:32# Yeah, yeah... #
0:17:32 > 0:17:35You always think it's about you, don't you, Josh?
0:17:35 > 0:17:40- Turn it off.- Molly, calm down, man. It's my stuff. Get off.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43- Fight, fight, fight! - SHOUTING AND COMMOTION
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Be quiet!
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Mr Bell, you're not seeing them at their best. They were a team.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50If you need to blame someone, blame me.
0:17:50 > 0:17:54- I do blame you.- Please, don't.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56I think there's a different solution.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59I am going to hand over responsibility of detention
0:17:59 > 0:18:01to Mr Thorn.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04- What?! - Effective immediately.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08All right.
0:18:15 > 0:18:16Were you ever into the film idea
0:18:16 > 0:18:18or was it always just about your rap video?
0:18:18 > 0:18:20It's not like you're so perfect.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23Was this video for us or so you could impress Bell?
0:18:23 > 0:18:26- I thought I could do both.- Man, you're going to have to pick a team.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33- What was your side, then? Your own? Team Josh?- Whatever.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43A serious director never loses sight of his artistic vision. And...
0:18:43 > 0:18:47I figured out a way to shoot undetected.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51What are you going to film, Ryan? The girls' lavvies?
0:18:53 > 0:18:59I'm stuck with you. You're stuck with me, and let's get on with it, yeah?
0:18:59 > 0:19:04Mr Thorn, I am glad you're here, actually. This place was chaos.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06We were crying out for help.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08We needed a strong leader, like you, to help us
0:19:08 > 0:19:12finish this project we were doing with Bell - it's a rap video.
0:19:12 > 0:19:17- Are you joking?- There won't be any rapping in my detentions or talking.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20You will sit in total silence!
0:19:20 > 0:19:24- Yeah, but...- Listen. Go and stand at the back.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26- Are you being serious? - Yes, go on.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Further.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38Sir, under Mr Bell's new initiative, we've got the right...
0:19:38 > 0:19:41Yes, yes. That's right. Mustn't forget that. OK.
0:19:41 > 0:19:45You have the responsibility to sit still and keep quiet.
0:19:45 > 0:19:50Should have guessed you'd take a twisted scheme to the next level.
0:19:50 > 0:19:51Congratulations.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54You've just added another detention to your already busy schedule.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Do you have something to add?
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Hmm? Come on. Answer me.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07- Well?- Just flip on back, yeah?
0:20:07 > 0:20:10You're all saying we've got this right, that right,
0:20:10 > 0:20:12but you're seriously annoying, you're, like, so annoying.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15You have a right not to be mooning down with your big, googly face.
0:20:15 > 0:20:16LAUGHTER
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Stop laughing!
0:20:18 > 0:20:22- You can all shut up. So my brace makes a stupid sound.- That's it.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25A month's worth of detention for everyone,
0:20:25 > 0:20:26every night, in here with me.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35How I see this, it's on you, Carter.
0:20:45 > 0:20:46You texted. We came.
0:20:47 > 0:20:51Yeah, so I've written a new rap. Molly, wait. I used your script.
0:20:51 > 0:20:55- These are all your words. - Flatter me more. Make it convincing.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59It's funny, smart. You make some really good points.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02I guess I can hear you out.
0:21:02 > 0:21:06Cool. Ryan, I want you to direct it. You can Dark Knight this bad boy.
0:21:06 > 0:21:10- Ash, you can act as some weird mutant monkey.- Hold on.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12Why do you suddenly care what we want?
0:21:12 > 0:21:15Because we're going to have to do something all together
0:21:15 > 0:21:18in order to stop Thorn. So who's in?
0:21:20 > 0:21:22I'll do it.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25I don't like any of you lot, but Thorn's a complete wazzock.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27And Zoe-Marie?
0:21:33 > 0:21:37Zoe-Marie, hear me out, man. I'm sorry for laughing at you.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40- Don't worry about your brace. Tonnes of kids have them.- I ain't worried.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43There's nothing wrong with how I sound, spanner face.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45- I'm sorry, it's kind of funny! - No, it isn't.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48OK, it isn't.
0:21:48 > 0:21:52Look, we all have things about us that make us funny. Ryan is a nerd.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55Molly is a vampire. I'm unnaturally cool.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58It's just what makes us us.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01So are you with us or...?
0:22:01 > 0:22:02Yes.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06# See, we know our rights
0:22:06 > 0:22:09# And we can write a song on our greatest knowledge... #
0:22:09 > 0:22:11'OK, we got to record this song,
0:22:11 > 0:22:13'but we ain't allowed in the music room unsupervised,
0:22:13 > 0:22:17'so we've got to work together to keep all the teachers away.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20'First up, there is Ms Poppy.
0:22:20 > 0:22:24'She's a pushover, way too nice for her own good.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26'Then there's Thorn.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28INAUDIBLE WHISPERING
0:22:29 > 0:22:32'Agnes, see if you can leave something in the gym
0:22:32 > 0:22:34'Thorn will have to tidy up.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47'Then we've got to get all the other kids together
0:22:47 > 0:22:51'to show off their best dance moves. Ash, get on it.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54'Oh, and Ryan, you may need to help him, but trust me.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56'It's going to be awesome.'
0:23:01 > 0:23:04# On our greatest knowledge Knowing right from wrong. #
0:23:04 > 0:23:07- Yes!- Yes!
0:23:11 > 0:23:12Is this where you tell me
0:23:12 > 0:23:15you're feeling a lot more positive about teaching?
0:23:15 > 0:23:19This is the bit where I say no. I've been trawling the job section.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23No, I am not climbing another tree to get a kite down.
0:23:23 > 0:23:27Miss, Josh Carter needs to see you in the IT room. It's urgent.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34We've done our video.
0:23:34 > 0:23:35- Yours or Molly's?- Both.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41# Teachers have got this sewn up tight
0:23:41 > 0:23:43# Injustice, it so ain't nice
0:23:43 > 0:23:44# If you're a pupil you have the right
0:23:44 > 0:23:46# To do what they say they do what they like
0:23:46 > 0:23:49# That's not right or responsible Whose fault? Put it on the school
0:23:49 > 0:23:52# Got us walking around like robots While they can flip and go nuts
0:23:52 > 0:23:55# It's the hypocrisy that we don't like
0:23:55 > 0:23:57# So we're better off thinking up our own rights
0:23:57 > 0:23:59# Make our own plans and research Take a stand, expose my teachers
0:23:59 > 0:24:02# Some are bad, some are worse Some say bad things that'll hurt
0:24:02 > 0:24:04# With no remorse that's raw
0:24:04 > 0:24:07# Sting you like a plant with a bad Thorn
0:24:07 > 0:24:09# I'm stuck with you Y-y-you're stuck with me
0:24:09 > 0:24:14# Let's get on with it, yeah? Let's get on with it, yeah?
0:24:14 > 0:24:16# There won't be any rapping in my detentions
0:24:16 > 0:24:18# Are you- Are you not happy
0:24:18 > 0:24:20# Experiencing this calm work environment?
0:24:20 > 0:24:24# You tell us our responsibility But we're mature with the ability
0:24:24 > 0:24:26# To be responsible for each other
0:24:26 > 0:24:28# Tell us how to try? Why bother?
0:24:28 > 0:24:29# Who cares how you're dressed in class?
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Are you a bad kid if you don't look smart?
0:24:31 > 0:24:33# And how's being quiet a help If underneath it all
0:24:33 > 0:24:34# You're still selfish?
0:24:34 > 0:24:38# See, we know our rights and we can write a song
0:24:38 > 0:24:41# On our greatest knowledge Knowing right from wrong
0:24:41 > 0:24:45# Said we know our rights and we can write a song
0:24:45 > 0:24:48# On our greatest knowledge Knowing right from wrong. #
0:24:50 > 0:24:52- You did all that together? - Yeah.
0:24:52 > 0:24:56It's good. It's really good, and it wasn't even anti-teacher.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Well, not very.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01Well, it is sort of anti... one teacher.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04Hang on - how long has this been online?
0:25:04 > 0:25:06I don't know, like, half an hour.
0:25:06 > 0:25:0953 people have watched it already.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12I hope for your sake Mr Bell doesn't see this.
0:25:12 > 0:25:17Oh, yeah, that's a pretty good point. Let me just, erm...
0:25:17 > 0:25:20Oh, no(!) Whoops(!)
0:25:20 > 0:25:22LAUGHTER
0:25:32 > 0:25:36SONG PLAYS OVER COMPUTER
0:25:36 > 0:25:37Andress!
0:25:40 > 0:25:43- Yes, Mr Bell?- Get me Thorn. I want a word.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52We're going to be in big trouble.
0:25:52 > 0:25:53- Huge, massive.- Don't cry, Ryan.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Have a suck on your dummy.
0:25:55 > 0:25:59It's not a dummy, just an unfortunately shaped novelty rubber.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04I'd like to begin by saying how impressed I am.
0:26:04 > 0:26:08You've all taken on board my rights and responsibilities manifesto.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10You have worked as a team and supported one another.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Are you taking the mick?
0:26:12 > 0:26:16In fact, you have all learned so well in this... area
0:26:16 > 0:26:18that we no longer need this scheme.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20I am calling the exercise to a close.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26Oh, and Cartwheel?
0:26:26 > 0:26:28SNIGGERING
0:26:34 > 0:26:35Given our success,
0:26:35 > 0:26:39I don't think we'll be needing your video on the internet any more.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41- Do you?- No, I could take it off, sir.
0:26:41 > 0:26:46You know, that would be the right and responsible...
0:26:46 > 0:26:48thing to do, sir.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54Mr Bell, you have the right to cry publicly.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56We have the right to find it entertaining.
0:26:56 > 0:27:00We're still stuck with Thorn for detention, though.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03No, apparently, he's suddenly busy with basketball team duties.
0:27:03 > 0:27:04You've got me back.
0:27:04 > 0:27:08Welcome back, Sir. Try not to mess it up next time.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14- Nice work, Josh. - No, man, it's cool.
0:27:14 > 0:27:19You ain't got to thank me, but I did it for my rap, not for you.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22Right, yeah. Thank you. And by the way, you know you're not allowed
0:27:22 > 0:27:24in the music room unsupervised.
0:27:24 > 0:27:25That gives you a right to a detention.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30You can't be serious, man!
0:27:30 > 0:27:32- # Can't live with them - And you can't kick them out
0:27:32 > 0:27:35# When they're up they rub it in your face
0:27:35 > 0:27:36# Kick you when you're down
0:27:36 > 0:27:39- # But when no-one understands them - You know what they're on about
0:27:39 > 0:27:41- # Always going to be around - Got to find a common ground
0:27:41 > 0:27:45# If you know so much about me Where do I go from here?
0:27:45 > 0:27:47- # If you see 'em every day - you can never get away
0:27:47 > 0:27:50# Only time that you're the boss - 4 O'Clock. #